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AfEDFORD M33L TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OR EH ON, TUESDAY. JANU-VRY 20. $31.
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Medpord Mail Tribune
Da! lr tod Sumilf
Putillilml I'l
wtrironD hunting co.
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BOBKRT W. RL'IfL, Editor
I. flUMPTEU BM11U, Mibir
An lDdpKlat Ntwtptr
Eourtd u Mfond rlM ntttrr u Mtdford,
Oretun. Oirfkf Act of Mirrt g, JU79.
flUBM'lllPTluN HATH
By Malt In AdtinM:
Ul!j, tllli Buodir, tr T. BO
wllta Buniliy, nuulb 7ft
Litlly, nil bout Suftday, ittt 0.0
milf, lltwul BuwUjr, uiuiitti
flumJir. cm year 2.00
By Carrier, la Ad.ific SMhri, Ail.lt.iMl.
Ivkscwllle, Central I'ulut, I'hwiili, Talent, liulJ
HM1 and on Hthj-i:
Vil'f, Mi Biiiftlay, month .T3
liallr, wlllwut Suinlif, ouiiith 115
liaiir, nttwut HumUr, cm jw 7.(j(i
Dally, iUi Huntlay, one yev 8.00
All term, easb in adulate.
Official paper of the City or Mrdford.
OflicUl paper of Jackson County.
MEM BR B OF THK ASSOCIATED PKK8H
n. JR2a h'r5.Sr'...w t. w,ls llis,l'"'f "'" a few years ..go. n.ul his nnoxpircl t.-rm
lti,."1' fil1"'' "" ' NVu""' l'",r,1,,. '''" "
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ricio art also resened.
MKMUF.R UK AI'IHT Bl HbU
UK ClltCI I.ATJONH
Admthlnff Br-preaentitltei
M. C. M0CKX8KN COMPANY
Offlm In Ntw Vsft, Chleaio, twirolt, am
frawlKO. Lot Amtlei, Bullli, I'r.rllirxl.
Ye Smudge Pot
. (By Arthur Prry)
In thiR racket, what donn it
profit one to think of unmet bins
Hmart in tho ovenltm, find not he
nolo to r(?motnhcr it in the niorn
ltiK? Peoplo rcadinK Clencrnl I'ersh
ing' "War MrmnlrH,'' hnvo in-
rreawd rpspct for King (ieitfRe 4f
KnKland. 1'ho kuiwr trifil to tlyna
mitv from the air the Matin of
Queen Victoria, and 11 iH HiKltm-MH
uhmm1 like it mad woman at a
tuidKe party. Tho UritiHh ruler
profanely said: " ."
Tho current hoy-friend of Clara
How, attending the public f ukh of
MiHH How and her late neci -etnry
yesterdny "lild hehind n newn
paper." If he was nnybody but a
movie nctor ho would crawl under
tho burn. Much publicity Ik uc.cru
Imr to him, and, to date, photogra
phers have been unable to take a
picture of either female combatant
without the "How-friend" beliiK
In It.
Thp lOKislndiro (Ah!) tomorrow
will diHCUKH the UOCiUM HIVIOH
KIHH. (Ah!) Oltlzcnii, lie ml in!
The fish hnvo henn dlBciiMHort l
fnro. unil, outMltle of con8lfliral)ly
wear- and tear on tho vocal chordH, I
nothlns .hnn iltoen. nccomiiliKhfd,
The Hume renulIN loom now. lli'll,
for nn OroKonlnn, In pnved with
flMh expertn, dot-rtol flnn, nnd the
Jttwhones of milnion. The ltKlHln
ture will endeavor to retaliate the
InKtlnctH of the finny trihe, as 1m
pnHalhle nn reKulnthiK tho alcoholic
thli-Ht of humanH, It. Ih aliened hy
tho plRcatorlul enthUHlantH, that
the flnh will not tiwlm by the com
mercial cannery at the mouth of
the Horuo. NaturallHts of ronnliler
ahle repute, aver that n fish him
no fear of "animate or Inanimate
uhJoctH of terra flrmn.'' Kluh, how
ever, poBfleiw a decided aversion
for polluted watorn. However, an
Hear creek In cryrital pure, and the
KoKue uncontamlnated, thin Ih not
what nun tho fluh.
"Dear Aunt Lucy: 1 am n good
lookinic youiiK man of 23 years,
and do not know much . . ."
(Ixivo Agony col, 1'ortland Tole-
Rram.) No arRument, son!
THE IHMTUIt NMOAKl I) I
(Kxcluuiire)
Thoso who visited .Mr. Nettle,
who Is seriously sick, tho past
week are: Mr. and .Mrs. Charles
Wells, Mrs. OeorRe Locke nnd son
Mrs. Mary lloss. Mr. and Mrs
Charles Hill. Miss Lena Itect of
Lawrence. Mr. and Mrs. (lunlher
Steele nnd Robert, Mr. and Mrs.
Charles Davidson, Mrs. Anna Tor
tlfdenn of Linwoud, Jtlchard Heele
of Hussell KprhiKS. Mr. and Mrs.
Dan Johnnnlnir of Hyde 1'ralrle.
Mrs. Loulso Hehwarts and son of
Worden, the Kev. J. K. Mot-Ran
of llnldwin, Mrs. I'elcrs, Miss .Ma
ttel and Vinton Peters, Mr. and
Mis. William Menlrs. Mr. and Mrs.
Hurley, Mr. nnd Mrs. K. I.eary.
Mitts Klsie llrown antl I'aiil .Koeh
ler, Mr. and Mrs, (lodfrey Keetis
are helping care for Mr. Heele.
There has not been a hatiKlnK
In this state for three years or
more, complain the savants. The
slnte Is therefore more civilised
than Intended, nnd feels hint nbtiut
Its decline in barbarity.
lNrONKI'H'l or.S MOTH Kit
(Albany I'l'inmnil-llcnilil)
. A itlil wns born at the Hus
sell Alexander home this week.
There nre now five children In
the home. The others ' are
boys.
, Dnnlel Cupid Is enjoying a well
turned rest, ami the pri'iHlit'iH will
not be able to get tiny pin-money
until June. December grooms are
now prepared to Rlvo advice to
brutes married In I sua or later.
They nre Kxtra Fancy Klnsteilis.
Hprlng lints for the (inlshevlkls
arc here. The bats a!v;s bc;it
the season about nine weeks.
Most of the I'.UI model mil. in
hnvo horns that trill like a Meth
odist soprano.
An liRrlculttlrlNt towned yester
day, nnd cussed the weather more
thnn the president.
Major Willis II. Woodpecker, In
charge of Public Cupboards, hits
returned from a hurried trip over
his district, and rcportQthe birk
ory nuts nre holding out well
among his people. He says nit will
come out the big end of the hole.
Corpllllo .-i,(ino addition to the
Swift A Co. plant to be eictled In
near luiure.
WANTED AN ALIENIST
Dl'.SfXESS is not the only fhinp (lemoi';ilizel in this country.
Ilniins appear to be equally affected.
Nov the Oregon Inunuil has bra ins', hut kindly mid this
hrain child in it s issue of .January llith, under ji lite like portrai
of tlolm Uarnchcr, our new County Commissioner:
John Itarneberg, native of Jackson County, a retired fruit
grower, wan Hworn in as rminty commissioner of that county Wed
nesday, lie is (tie first Democrat to hold of lice In Jackson county
.since 1 s I I .
Tli is places the ecrehral stock of Portland's ".'rut Ih-mo-erati.-
daily about equal t that of Curtis-Wright.
Kor Kalph -Iriiiiinjjs, staunch liemoerat, is now serving his
third term as Sheriff; Crorje Codding, another leuioerat, is
District Attorney; F. L. TouVelle, of the same party, was Coun
ty Iiidjje for six years; .Judu'e Neil, dude Charles I'niil and
V. S. Crowell, nil Democrats,
liawlcs Moore, 11 n i-fjiii 1 1 n ii 1 1 isi n
01 IN" ORTir, who we don't heliove has deserted the Demo
cralie parly, was County Clerk for many years, a decade
after 1S!M; VVilltur Jones and Joe Kader, hIko Demoernts, were
county Sheriffs, and of course everyone knows that V. II.
Canon, who at last report, still had a faint affection for the
party of Jefferson and Wilson, was elected .Mayor of .Med ford,
as was M. Purdcn of the same political faiUi. aboiil !." years
after the date cited.
And yet this reat journal of wisdom and liht makes the
hold and unequivocal assertion ihat John liarueher is the "first
Democrat to hold office in Jackson County since 1S!M," a slight
matter of :ij vears! (Sic)
Dc'IiHAPS the business depression is no) entirely responsible!
for this brain storm. It may he that the Journal's deser-l
lion of the Democratic party in the nrent election, and its im-'
passioned support of a Republican for (loveruor, may have bad
something to do with it may have thrown a monkey wrench
into the Journal's cerebral machinery, which so impaired the
optic, nerve that, Democratically speaking, it cniibl only see hack
two months out of nearly four decades.
Whatever the cause the condition is serious. We surliest
that before the esteemed Journal makes any more polilical ob
servations, its brains be packed up and sent down to Salem for
careful examination by one of Oovernor .Meier's many experts
preferably the chief alienist.
THE WICKERSHAM REPORT
A ND mow wo Imvt! I lie !iuii iiwiiili'il I't'poi'l of tlic WirWcrslnim
(loniniilti'i! composed of eleven disl iticuislietl eilt.t'iis,
whose tot 1 lmiiii power would miike the S. I'.'s lulesl locomo
tive look like a niekel-plaled cifriiretle lighter.
Yet whal do we find! A perl'ecl pol-poum of eonfliclin'.'
opinions, hopi'lcss division on every vilnl point, n liuekiii"; urn!
fillinc ami sidelniekin'', which makes the net result as clear to
the averi'iie mind as Dr. ICinstein's explanation .of his theory
last ni)iht hronil.'ast in Yiddish (ierniaii.
Six favor some ehaiifie in l'rohihit ion, five oppose any
ehiini;e; two of the six are for repeal, four against; four of the
six are for revision of the 1Kih amendment, two against; one is
for federal control of liquor under private operation, tliroui-'h
mercantile liquor estatilishni 'iits, three favor such a plan, two
favor it with reservations, five oppose it, and so forth 'mid
zo weiter."
As clear as mud !.
ON ONLY two points do these intellectual piants nirree,
they oppose light wines ami beers, and favor modification
of limitations on how much liquor doctors can presenile.
Well, we agree with the committee on liolh points, for light
wines and beer would, in our judgment, sini f- render enforce
ment more difficult rather lliiiu less so, without giving any gen
uine relief: while the legalizing of medical liquor is demanded
hv all considerations of lminanilv
IfOWKVKH what does the
amount to, or the agreement of any other individual or
newspaper! NOTIlINd AT AM;. Kor one person who agrees
there will he another to disagree or perhaps more.
The Wiekersliam coininiltee was iippointcd to study the Pro
hibition problem and, after securing all the available facts, out
line a definite program, which in the opinion of that committee
offered the best chance for solution,
"If no definite program could be arrived at, far belter to
have rendered no report at all simply have stated that, under
the circumstances, nn sal isfactory solution of the problem is pos
sible, and let it go at that.
POli with this sort of hodge-podge the l'rohibition situation
is worse than it would have been if no eommiltee had been
appointed every important contention is given some sup
port, and none given sufficient support to furnish the moral
and official sanction which is essential, if any real progress via
the eommiltee route is to be made.
That such an erudite newspaper as the l'nrtland tlouriiiil
should make such a report on Democratic office holders in .lack-
MUTT AND JEFF It's a Good Trick When
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and common sense.
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son County: and such a group of distinguished citizens as com
pose the Wiekersliam committee should make such a hash of its
report; merely brings us back to our original content ion,
Ihat. business is not the only thing demoralized in this count r,
at the present time, brains are similarly affected.
parents.!
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DUKSSIN
Till-; CHILI. (
Itv Alice .IniUnii IV;.li
"u
lamuy iu mm i anion iy nis mowj
iH-ss in getting dressed on school
mornings. f
I in.4ti ni i. it n is
him off on time unless his mother
r b Kh.,,.r ,io him. ,i
This Is u doubtful expedient
It will, to be sure, avoid nugginf
. . .. . . ,-i
and laruiness lor wcnooi, nut ic
will tend to make the child
Hh.
lug to further the development of.
. i,.:n...
There are several other ways
In which the situation might hot
met. observation may reveal the
fact that tlie boy wishes to delay
thin.. I,, tl... ,.i.l sito,.il.. ft
difficult or unpleasant. , Hicse slanling ami even In some
It mav be that he dawdles In "s""' swaybnked sidewalks,
order to hold ihe center of ,h,, "'e it menace to every man. woman
stage or because he wishes to I1""1 c""1 wh" hve " traverse
punish his ciders for bi havlorl lno"' i '' "'ty or "leety wenth
whlch he feds as InjUHtlce, uni ea-1 "ri "n,'1 wn "nly Inst week that
reliableness or lack of love. n veU kn,nv" Hertford business
It mav be that comparison with woman slipped nnd fell upon one
another child who shines In theof ,hom K:t" "'verely injured,
matter of self-help mav have Th,,V vv"n uncomfortable to
caused him to behave as badlvl:,lk u"n "n,l'r he n,0!,t favor
as possible In order to show his!'"''1' conditions. There is one in
contempt Uir the hateful example. ! l"rl l,'ul1"' " ,vo sl,l"s of "
II nine also be that habits of,
self help were not begun early
nough antl that the child having
been Imhit'd until the age of four
or fixe has actually not yet learn
ed to tlress himself ttiii'kly anil
easily.
obviously, success in dealing
with the tlifficultv lie
first in
eliminating such causes It .they tney are at present, and like- ml, ,,, ,h(, slin.s nmiioss power, still walk n little, hut that's about
exist. - (ones be ndd.-.l from time to t.me. It I)el.hllla releasing also the incon-! nil. I baven't eaten for so long.
In nnv case It will be h.-lpful ; mluht be well to slope all the side- t-eivuble force locked up In the I or seen iinother human being rot
to lot the chlltl get up a little walks in the cily and thttn have ntoin. . 10 years. 1 have some cards but
earlier to allow him more lime. them uniform, and the citizens can I j I don't care for solitaire. The onlv
It will also help If bis clothing ; arrange to meet the contingency j Those men of A. II. 10.000,000 1 thing I worry aUmit Is if (tod will
Is simple, having a minimum mini-1 '' having Ihe left shoe soled about will talk of clays when men took t forgive me for niv sins."
her of fa-.tenlngs and If It Is neatly
laid out for him so that be will! figni, ami always traverse the right ;
ti.n it-win tin... . ....iiin.' it to-lhand side of t.he street going and :
ccthei.
Seaside ite-wiring of 1'rom !
tigb'lng system tn start snon.
it Works
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OFF HAT THIS
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Communications
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Serviee Station Sidewalks.
the Kdltor:
'Die lonir mooted ouestion "What
tu ii Mtau.lhKf.rl ' ,..,.u ..r(nU..K. lr.!
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, ....... ...... . . 'vRarlc witn
" iom-w i s.Mi.ou wnen wie
.t, .,.,,., ,,, MU..HU.U.
I gas stations :n this city to slope
, their sidewalk
from the curb to
"""i'lhii nrnlKirlit lino ThU c i--t t n
; .,.,., , 'v,..i.,.. i
under the hallucination that this
ijiitnii nnniiUKiii'v In fni'omt ji II nnv
V ,,. nA Vr ,Z
Hi,,!llty of u.'.,0-s ftnd truokH ter-i
ing out differential gearing- in I
((i ,., tUn - -
'-y,tlta ,, . .
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r,n the "'t will vouch
ui.ii iiii-ir i-uiCT can ciuiio iiect alio
j do so nt ihe rate of L'S miles to
a gallon of gas. And this asser
tion has been substantiated by a
number of our citizens who have
lrlven their machines to the top of
telephone pole and lamp-posts.
""'entitle umi is so su-ep in
its slanting proclivities that but the
bravest dare to embark upon a
voyage across it in unfavorable
weather and any pedestrian who
can reach port unscathed can also
qualify n.s a slack-wire walker.
II tne present administration
J""'1" I"-"" sidewalks stand
!"n men tnicser titan -.lie
in. h t h I c k ,i i' thnn Mi.
coming, in us concealing a nmp nnu j
i
ma ntaintng a perpendicular poise. I
The only hardship and inconveni-j
ience of this arrangement would be'
r,lK , (;Llt BirlnT 1,1 these gas stations. A slant of three)
l nlnnv Un( feet from the curb to the level of
wise tremendous grades into those'. u ..i .,. , - t
IF THd HAT STAVS
IN- t roLLCu) T
INSlDe- CVGRVfTHlNS
ALL Rt6HT-
IF THe HAT
OUT-
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Personal Health Service
By William Brady, M. D.
Kltiiril Ifllni ricrlJlNlni! l pors'iml hiallh
ill I aii.nfrfd Iff lir. Brady it a ilaniwl ll
and irlllra In ink. Uulnj 10 lot lamr number of
reply fan be mule to yutriea not roiifurminj: to
Ttie Mail Tribune.
WHAT DID I TEI.Ii VOf AltOI T PirtnOCUAIMIKItS?
In a talk ubout the remedial feeling whenever I have visited my
use of photographer's fixing asont, 'lentist. yet -I do v'sit blni regit
', " , , ,. , 'jlarly unil ullvii. for I do want to
sodium hyposiflphlic or '' t,a"- kp,.i, ,y .toetli; liml that's Uie only
pliat of soda" recently I said I , w.,v 0,, oim keep them long. M'he
wondered It other folks shared money I save from year to year
my aversion for on toothbrushes and dentrlfioes
a new line of hu
mor to lake the place of the shnii-!
worn line they use when they're
about to shoot you.
I've received a stern rebuke from
the publicity manager of the Pho
tographers International associa
tion of America, who thinks I ought
to correct the impression conveyed
by my remark;.
This makes it a lot worse thanjw0 v.;n i,0 in your debt. Already
I thought. Although I hut toIdjynur wholesome . teachinns have
the truth when I .aid. "Somehow.
I Just hate the bcKKars, even when
they're otherwise perfect ly admir
able fellows," I was wriouwiy on-t'-rtaininj;
the thought of facing one
of them again and bidding him do
his worst for the anticipated)
sprint.' t ra d e. Pro p le who ha ve
once seen my map wJl not under
stand this, but it is a fact that
there is more or less a demand fori
a new cut of my physiognomy
every fprinK- ' So I was trying to
get up my dander and pay one
more visit to the photographer
which, to my mind, U. much more
painful than the thouht of visit
ing one dentist but I don't see
bow it i gointf to bo possible to
keep our customerH satisfied now.
The .Photographers Association
of America, through its publicity
department, intonea publicity Man
ager John Million, who must be
hard on tho capital letters of his
typewriter, wishes to take excep
tion to the statements in the ar
ticle mentioned ....
I am really disheartened by Pub
licity Manager Milligan's letter. It
looks as though the picture takers
are In dead earnest, doesn't Jt7lknoh.s on washroom doors? Ft. S.
That's dreadful to contemplate. It
was bad enough when one inno
cently fancied they meant to he
facetious.
For several years I have bad a
mo.-t unromfortable. inferior, dirty
the necessity for every man, worn- Dr. lUaibdoll, expert in fikin dis
an and child posseyrting and carry- eases, says we must fitop shaking
Ing with them an extra pair of! hands and adopt the ancient Unm-
I normal shoes to put on when they
.
reach level terra firma.
A Knap -
sack with nno tnn 4twilin(1, n
the n;1(.k ,d .e convenient
, .
tne back, vou:d J
rWPIltll.ln fa.l- thai
shoes, thereby leaving the hands, tion. Dr. Hiaisdnll can prove to
free for protection while falling, 'you that when President Hoover
Kven a child with just a little shook hands with 5O00 people on
horse sense knows that It is un-tNew Year's day lie collected at
necpil-y to incline tho whole
width of n sidewalk surroundim: -
L,,t n"" uK J anipie ior any
"make of car or truen to nego::ate
wh ease and also in comfort to:Mrfn- 8
the occupftnw.
A. K. STEXN'ETT.
Metjford, Oregon.
Brisbane's Today
(Continued from Pige One)
t j0I),(MIO to fhis year's mlver-
t j'sitisr nppropriiition nnd will
spend more thnn two mid a
quarter million dollars in their
canipaiKii, n jiood example
to other husiness men.
Ilelween Satiudiiv night's dark-
ness nnd Sunday morning's day-1 Death when it comes Is not so
light thousands of tons of rock loll bad.
from the top of Nliignin Fulls on! Cuides traveling in Ihe north en
tile Americun side. 'tered a lonely hut nt Long Itapids,
Thus Niagara's cliff travels Rind-1 on Hay river, and found a akele
iiuily upstream, and In a few mil-! ton. holding in Its body hand a let
lion years cllfi ami cataract will ! tor addressed to the mother of
have disappeared. Hut long before I .lames Kltlon Williams, of Albany.
in-i,,,.., hiinoeiis men will hi. v. I,.r.
IU,ssl,(1 , t(,e!l the earth s lnu.r.
tneir tunny power irom wnieriails ;
as wo talk ol early agriculturists j
thai harnessed their old wives to
me now, wnmt trie you or. newest
wife held the plow handles, guid-
ing a sharp stick hardened in the
fire.
KAT
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aril lilKienf. mit In ilivtm. lilamil or trfalmtnl
aililrw J emfhiw la iKl.nl. lMWr almulil Iw brirt
Itllm rereiieil mils' a ff ran be aiKuern lirre. .Mi
instrueiions. Alrei lir. Hilllam llrady ill rare jt
professional pho-i nearly pays my dentist bill. 1'eo-lo;:raphei'ri--and
I pie -who believe in brushing their
had a mean feel- teeth have to pay not only for the
ins that other brushes and paste hut also an an
folkK didn't, very nual dentist bill,
much. 1 really Hut It Is not the condition of
believe there -Is. my teeth that worries me now.
some ground for! What 1 should like to know Is how
my feeling that! can I ever face a profi's-sional pho
the portntiteiirsj tographer again, knowing that he
ought to get up is not joking?
QrKSTIOXK AM) AVSWl'liS
.MunaireiiMMit if the Ci-i.
No dmi. it this is n imposition
on your Rood nature, but we are
com pu rati voly now lenders and wo
.should like to. have your advice
about tho management of cri. If
you can Kive us your Muysostions
or toll u.' tho date of publication
if thov havo boon recently Printed.
wnn you five' new followers in this
household. Ue-idcH, our next door
neighbor, Dr. - , j-onicthing of a
bear oil newspaper science, is one
of your mn.-u ardent admirers . . .
I TI. W. F
Answer. Ttomeniber. cri Is not
a definite condition but any of the
common respiratory Infections
you call it "erf until you find
out what it Us going to be. I have
a little monograph about coryza
which outlines a safe and wine
management. Ask for the direc
tions for the home treatment of
cory2a. and inclose stamped enve
lope bearing your address. As for
your medical neighbor's opinion of
my teachings, i challenge any rep
utable doctor to show canst- why
he should not approve of them.
Indeed, f have not infrequently
modified or changed my teachings
when some good doctor, dentist
or layman has shown cause why
he could not endorse my work.
A Good Health Suggestion.
While you are disposing of cus
p'dors in bowling alleys and hotel
lobbies and parlor cars, why not
t:ike a healthy slap at round door
An-'-wo r. ' A good suggestion,
brother." "Why hve any latch,
catch or knob on such doors? Thy
should be equipped to open with
out touch of hand.
fCopvright John F. Di'le
' an method ofi salutntion, graspinR
1 menus by the arm,' Next to indis-
: r.fminatP kUninir nn,l .mnmiortn.)
i sneezing, handshaking is the most
..c .7 .u..n...
? w,w,wm germs. The I'resi-
trtent washed them off carefully, of
ro,lrse but not everybody does
x
i nhibi'n Bnfln ..n., ,. , P lt.
i t ,i,iIt. ' . '
'"""f-n rniiii,(lv llltliniCI lllflll
hrane.
At Palm Springs near here, an
1 other case of Sandy desert bloom
I ing into solid gold, Samuel Unter-
myer of New York situ on his ve
I rnudii waiting tor Professor Kin
' stein, who does not come because
he has n had cold. Professor Kin
stein has been shaking hands ever
since he lunded in America.
In Japan 50 are dying every day
of the so-called "Spanish Influenza''
with which the war made us too
familiar. The disease is virulently
active in Spain, also.
In China ninny nre dying of the
inl'luen.a in Shells! province, and
from hunger and cold. also. We
should he grateful for our blessings
u.i.i uui (.Mllll'l.iui so IIIIICI1 OI U
depression, now near Its end
, Cal. It said- "The sun 1 sblt.in
mother, but I feel so cold. I can
illlams had imprudently tried
the Hay river trip alone. Cod. let
us nil hone, will foreivp him l.u
sins, heezlng to death there being I
perhaps cnuiVHleut to hurnhtii later
on. The man probablv died with-1
out pain. Nature is merciful.
By BUD FISHER
AN See THAT THe
SCMfttAt WORKS 99 TlMtl
of too.
fitc Ton ItetoQHrfi&r?
TEN VF.AKS AfiO TODAY
(From files of the Mall Tribune.)
January 20, 1921
William Lewis sells 1000 sheep
to San Francisco concern.
Bulek stolen from .Medord Auto
company recovered In Napa, Cal.
Hill introduced in legislatures
for double counting; boards.
Report ninny local citizens will
build new lionies this spring.
I.ocnl dancers amazed by Hie pro
ficlensy of Joe raidee on huxo
phone. Pruning demonstration to Htart
at the end of the month.
Wilbur Ashpole reports the roads
In the Applegate "the worst in his
tory-';;n ;
TWKXTY YKAHS AiO TOPAY
(From files of the Mail Tribune.) 1
January 20, 1911
Winter is routed in the valley
by the coming of the "Chinook."
.Mori Cord Chinamen ignore the im
perial edict to whack oft' their pig
tails. Willamette valley storm is on Its
way here.
Foes of Oovernor Oswald West
declare he "has put his foot in it.'
Chief of Polite W.
resigns.
H. Shearer
J. F. Hittson residence on East
Main street damaged by. blast in
street work.
Dr. R. W. Stearns is named city
physician and Porter .1. Nofi' cily
attorney hy the city council.
Eugene Ely, the aviator, flying
airplane, lauds on Battleship at
Oakland, Cal.
John Demmer ran down to Ash
land late yesterday. (Local).
Col. V. U TouVelle returns from
a three months' visit to every large
city in the land and reports "there
is no place like Medford.''
4
9
"Ahoy! says Captain Heron, lllld
again he. suys, "Ahoy!
this salt sen nlr has inatle me
feel ns If I were n iHty."
Our hero nnd the Htinuy say the
sntnc Is true of them
So nil three dunce n Itornpiiic from
the stern elcnr to the stem.
Sundown
STORIES
SKY LRSSOXS.
Ity lai'.v (irahain Itonner.
"Hurry!" shouted the 1. 1 1 1 1 o
Illack Clock.
'You've turned the time for
ward I know!
John exclaimed. m-
vt e n a v e top
hurry when the
time is turned for
ward." IJeggy said.
"You're. b o t hi
right." the Little
Black Dock. smiled
'Were going to
get into our plane
right away. Ah. I
yes. I've t u r nedl
the time forward!
In time, it would
hardly bo nice If they complained
because he was ging to take
them now to see children In a
school.
ro tney oiiln I say n word, hut,
1 Kni l,lm xnft plane,
In n very little time thev wen-
,lin,'lnK near nn oik n-nir school
nouse. I hey could tell It was
this by lis, flag pole, which had
evidently b,.en bromtht up from
the eiivth.
There were seats ami desks,
and n tt ai her stood ' In the cen
ter.' Ion 'there were no walls to
the school house nnd no roof. In
fact. It was Just like being out
m a yard ufHr s.-huol where
games could be played..
The Utile Ulack clock Whispered
to John nnd Peggy that they
would stand at one s,,.. They
needn't study with the others. Nor
would they be asked to answer
1
m ri i
iiiit.iMiYii al7 i
uuestlnns. They would simply be
rtuarded as visitors.
"Weil, they were thnnkful for
this much, nnd then they noticed
by ench child's desk nnd sent n
small plane. Probably, the children
derided, the pupils came to school
th. way Instead of walking or
riding to school.
"Att-ntion: cbiss:" said the
tea. her. "We will begin this morn
ing by seeing how many remem
ber the word we learned to' spell
yesterday. Will Hilly please first
t i p up to the sky?"
Immediately the boy whose
name was Hilly, got Into his plnne
unil stttrted to fly off.
What In the world, or in the
sky. did this mean?
Toliuirron "Sky Spelling."