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IliEDFORD MATL TRIBUNE, BEDFORD, Ol.'WiOX. 'THURSDAY. JANUARY 13. 1931.
Medpord Maiu Tribune
. Dili; and Suntiaj
PubuihPd bj i
tfEOrOKU fUlNTlNO CO. I
18.3T-2D ti. Kir 8t, PhoM T6 j
HOHKKT W. KI'HI., Editor
I. SUMrTKH SMITH, Urmw
Ad Indfptiideiit Nrpiper
Eotwcd u iMood flw miitr it Mrdford,
Oregon, uodef Act ul Huctt 6. UIO.
Bt'KSl'ltlrTlO.N UATU
By Mall la Atnatiee:
I4lly, lib Burtdij, ffr
T.?iO
.Tft
6.54
JUiir, mill suiMUjr, nmnin
Diily, wlilMjut Bundiy, w
Dally, nlltMiiit rJuutlsy, ui.jMii
BuimW, one yew
By I'trrler. In Aifcunce Mrrtforii. A
Jicktonilile, tVnirtl Point, I'lwMiix, Talent,
Hill iikJ tin llifhwo:
Daily, wltLi Sunday, Bflnfh
lully, ulllumt Sunihy, uionlti
UaKy, without Sunday, w.e yrar
Iially, IU) buiklay. tr yar
AH Utmi, tli bi ulianre.
Officii! itaprr of Ibr l ily of MMforrJ.
Urrifial paprr of Jackson County.
2. I'll
tilaml,
, i;id ;
t.un
H KM UK II (IF THE ASSOriJOTtl I'UKflS
. . Kui( run waaed mre rfi
Tin Awtfiatrd Pms li erliihdy entlllwl to
the uaa fur publication of nil iifwi (li.atciiM
credited to It tr iitrirtMHe crnlllM in tbU paper,
KihJ ftbo to Die liiral news jiublitlitJ lirr-ln.
All flttih to puttlicilivD a! aitz'M illipatdiei
herein are also resrned.
itKMUKK (IK AHUT HI HKAU
OK I'lltCLI.ATHlNH
tf '"ORCtiON iVSl 1 7 A T eTI
y f DITOHIAt. YllASSOCfATIOH
Adfwtblng Rrpreienlatnei
M. C. MOiiKNHKN ft COMPANY
Offlfel In New York, CIiIbiku, Detroit, Ban
VraiM-hco, li Amelea, fieatlla, Portland.
Ye Smudge Pot
. . (y Arthur Perry)
Ynterday . would have been ji
dull "day in tho hews, but for the
startling discovery that the "boy
friend" of Clara Row, escorting
her to court, "wore a neat fitting
In-own suit."
Now that every town In the stale
lias picked a spring posic, for the
front jane f the On-ponUm, lt "n
not HaythiiiR about the new grass
sprouting in the cracks in l)u side
walks. "John Hansen haw iilt farming
and gonn to wink"- ( 11 lot Rock
Jottings.) nc vicious, b a c k
hamled slap.
A I.1Y TAMiS HACK
(liunsiiM City Si n i )
"Will not be reHporislblo for
debtH other than my own. W.
K W."
"Not responsible for my
huHlmml'fi niu-jiK' "Ud rooni
rout any loimer; linve alwayw
paid my own hilln. ."! ih. W.
K. W."
K, Sllimotla of tin Nipponese
colony fiaH n ilisrulored optic. With
Oriental HtolciHm, .Mr. Hhimoda ad
mits who and what hit hint. The
American with u. Idack eye always
hlameH n hroiinhandle, or a Htick
of klndlliiK flying up unexpectedly.
Ah Hhe Htarted down the tohoR
Ran 8lll(', one of her com pnnionn
as a Joke, Kinhhed tho ski on her
riKht foot, wrenching the tinkle
ItKunicntR. (Daily Siskiyou Nowh)
Wo will het $40 to $S he wears
no hat, and sport h a noHe-width
mUHtaehe,
A mini her of tho oldor ClirU aro
' pxurherant and exultant over the
ariival of u Ilobbermau-I'lncer
doK. Ho was lihporled from (lie
banks of tho Uhine, and is of low
mentality nod a criminal nature,
Prof. KitiHteln elalms a NtralKhl
lino -in not HtraiKht, and the Ke
puhllciui party of Oregon clalniH it
in united.
"MONUY LAl'K STOPS SI'KNU-JXO-
(I'orilanil Telemam.)
Never falU.
The Active club neenis to be
asleep under tho dormant spray
wagon, .
ThlH neck of the woods Ih now
doinR mora mining thun f if hitn;.
The hardy fish folkn arc Kcitln:
ready to journey to Salem, talk
mean to the leK'Hlutui-, "d kI
their feet wet, wlthoul a f ishitiK
polo In their handn. Tlio leKlnta
turr better not "defy the will of
the people on the fish bill, or they
win he hurled into political purga
tory.' The rascals!
Your coi r, rniraia'd in a friend h
argument hint eve with a Krisco
blonde, on Rembrandt. We did
not know a nylhhiK about him,
either, except that he wuh a I Mitch
painter, who knew the emotional
value of liKhtn and shadowM. The
wrltei' lotiKed for Tonius Swem l
show up and tetl the town at
the Dutchman was too reinoie in
hl KunsetK, and Hloppy when
liaintlnR a wooded hillside.
Till: ItOt (.11 Ol.l) DAYS
Tlideii, .Mo.. Heiiiltl)
AVe've never raised any kids, but
we've Kot an idea of w hat h tlie
matter with Home ymniK people.
The other day we heard a wisp of
a 1 6-y ear-old f tapper itivinK her
dad n whale of a dressing down,
and the poor old man took It. A
few 'yea i it ao a Kb I who w on Id
have us ciI such talk to an rider
Would have had !if per cent of the
hell whaled out of her before she
finished and tdte could have had a
couple of days In her room to re
move the i einaindur. .Maybe it
Isn't the fault of the yotinKiei so
milch hh their education.
snai'Pi i : st w t s i ;c R A t ' 1 St
J'Alt THIS Wi:i:K-' I'm afraid
t he worm Is over" I SI", I 'xam
lner.) Htnte leader will compile a list
nf benefits accruing from the ses
Mlon of Ihe lcgislntuic. The legis
lature? doc nothing beneficial,
except to tlve the people sohte
tlilllR to curs, fervently, he-Odes the
tuxcH and the president.
A story, as refined as a hnotrby
kootchy danee. Is enjolng wide
I'lreuliitlon iiuioiik i'tir eullured
group.
.
Tol.'C'vmi from 1. oiden to Semli
Amerl'.-l h;ie 0 I r.:.n''l I 'i "
.enl. n wold, tie' new I'll,", lo.i1.
LEST WE
WO yeiirs n!(i the t'oriMimst
mi vinjr :
"Heware. tock inflation (s i!aiiH''us. what nes up must come
down, values are too liih. unles.s there i a halt in this mad riinh
fi.r Htncks, then- will be an appalliiiK crash. It Ih time to he wise
and k nlovv."
To whirl) vox popuM v itrinMl n loin I ;iml raiicnus liors
liiMLlli. iiihl ln iiind scraiulih' YViwit ell.
Six iii'nilhs Inter 1 In i'iii;ui cicrs rcpi'iitcd (lie u;miii)Lr. t'
which vox popiili i-i pi t.ui :
"YoahV Yen HHiri that hetore. and titneks itiHl'-ad of K"in
down went higher and lusher. You nay it now u ml they will
m Ktill higher. Co jump in tile lake. Coineoii hoy, on with the
dance."
And ihr (hinee went on. Then lilie ;i holt front the hlue
ri'dhh ! ha hi ! -ji tril'le hc;ited. perhaps, hut what the fimiii
ciers reilicted enine t rm.
Well, tmliiy th'' same leadiiiL' i'inanciers hvo sayiny precisely
the reverse. Their 1 lieiiie-sony now is some! hill"; like this:
"Prosperity Is rcLuniim:, the bottom has been reached .the
ascent has Htarted, eouutlesN Hcrnrities are selling tar helow their
real value, wise investors are takinj; advantage, of the Hiluatinn,
and others should do likewise, it is a iood time to buy."
To which vox popnlj returns another loud and raucous hois
billyh, and everyone relurns to the wailing wall.
in six iiunil lis, lei-haps helVtn' these simie i'inaneiers from
Secretary of t he Treasury Mellon lliy ihc way, what has become
of Mr. Mellon.') tliniuh Brother Mitt-hell to I'mil Warlnir will
repeat this messjiLie no doubt.
To whi'h vox popnli will reply:
"Yeah? You Haid that before, and stocks Instead of fioiiiR up
went d(;v n und down. Yon ay it now and they will still Ko down.
io jump in the lake with your wliani-vdoodle about bad times he
im; over and prosperity returiiinp:. Come on boys, let s havo an
other Knod cry."
And hack to the sloujrh of espond they will jro.
Then like a bolt from the blue crash ! banr! up, up tlicy
tro, higher and hihei', a trifle belated, perhaps, but what th"
financiers predicted fame true.
No. Mr. lilue Nose, we have no stocks for sale! We are sim
ply pointing ') moral, which is this:
"NKXT TO KKKP1XC HIT OF TIIK STOCK MAKKKT
KXTIKKLY, TIIK WlsKST THIN; IS TO KKKI' OCT WIIKX
TIIK MAJOIilTV (JOKS IN; AND CO IN WIIKX TIIK MA--lObMTY
STAYS OI'T."
NOT QUITE
GOVKIi'N'nlt MKIi:ii'S ti-ilinli' In ill.' Inlc Sfiwilni- Ci-orfre
Josi'i li in his iiuiiimiriil nicKKiii!!1, whs fiiliii'Iy propi'i- mnl
niiliii'fil. for Mi1. .ItiKt'pli wiis not tmly ii niiiii of excepl itninl nliil
ily. Iiul hud it nut lii'fii i'tir liim .Mr. Mcirr wmilil iml now l'
Ihc t'liii'f excciilivi! nl' Ihis slnlo.
lint i-l ii in pluiscs nl' tluil trilinte, mill suhsi'fpiiMit t'fl'di'ts t'
tin1 I'liftlimil Trli'uriiin. In siini'til'v Ihc uiiim-r nl' tin' licpnhliciiM
I'riiiini'y, us ii sort nl' plnsU'i- Snint, nppnirs In lis sis I'ntliiT iicimI
li'ss mid in iiirsl iniuihlc liislo.
Won' Si'iintnr .Insrpli nlivr, we hi'lii-vf hi' wniild he Ihf first
to tlisi'iiiinif.'!' siirh nmwliisli s-.-iit imt'iitiility, for hi' lintl no iispi
riilions lownnl Siiinthooil mnl oven look 11 t'crliiin pritlt' in Ihc
fuel that he wiis ii very hiiiiiini person, essentially 11 imiu's iiuin,
n two-t'isteil fiirhter. wlin iniiile nn pretense of heintr free from
those fniilties whieli liiiinaii flesh is heir lo.
WH KKCAKD it ns parti.Milarly iinl'ortuniite that Covcrnor
.Meier foiiinl it necessary to revive Senator Joseph's con
troversy with the State Supreme Court imtl put his official
saiiclion upon the claim, tluil in this eonlrtSversy the nicinliers
of the Sn rcine Court tlcnieil anil assaileil the fiiiKlaiiientnl
ri;lil of free speech.
l''or free speech was not the issue, ami the Supreme Court
in ils slnli il inaile this point very clear. The ri-rht of free
speech jriiaratilcetl to every citizen, was not tlcnieil. Mr. .loseph
made charges of lirihery anil corruption against certain mem
hers of the Supreme Court. charues wlii.'li if true should have
leil to their iniiiieiliate trial ami impeachment ami tlio Ineiii
hers of the Supreme .Court in just ice to themselves simply tie
mantled that these cliarnos he sustained hy 'vidence, or with
drawn, and when no such evidence was. presented they merely
aslicd thai an espressinn of regret he placed upon the record.
SI "I'll an expression was never made. So the dislnirment no
tion was sustained us a matter of course. The two prinei
pals in this controversy, Justice McUriilc imtl Senator Joseph,
nro dead, and on n't he heard in their own defense.
ruder such eir unisliinees we feel the controversy should
never have hecn revived. Hut I inventor Meier insisted upon
doim; so. civinir only Senator Joseph's side of the aririiinent, so
wo f.ol thai in justice to Juki if o Mcllritlo aiul'other memliers
of the court, the other side, as outlined ahove, should also he
liivoii.
Tlio ilrawliaelis lo leltinii oonviels work at their old trndc is
that so tew prisons contain anyhotly worth holding up.
The "Id timer always used a
saw fresh paint. Iml wouldn't he
The depression has al least
!;n over hi"; without ii sloj;iin.
MUTT AND JEFF
'ifcy WHAMCD OF SHOOTING. r TOC HUMTIN&, 1 1 iT A 1 R f. U WoT A MOTMCR.
Lfi?---' ' AS INNOCCMT AS rt LbT1---- TNOPC.t 4 T THING. THAT'S (V - I iM HIS AlfMJ f
I lUi', f CADX.HOuT JJ, (T C0M6S TO 1 , ,f HCftC. JAKC tif&JH 1 So FAW '. J 5 I w6vJLt VA? 7
! :6tWi Dor know Trie shooting fee. JisAtecoT lll'l v - 1 1 7
I - tS DUCKS ", fray COuOXtfT HIT MVj !' I'! ,-jf I DOCK. H llll'k ! TK&V ' I
I!fr 1 TI 5 ) A HAWUFUL OF J r) AL0TOFFUM I J1 I . I
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1 iiiim -iers nf lib cdimlry wci1"
SPORTING
f inner to invest inate when he
sjot slapped now
taught ns that souielhini; can
They're Having a Quacky Old Time
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Personal Health Service
By William Brady, M. D.
Slf-nnl Ifttfrs pprtsinrnt ft personal health and hnltne, not to disease, diagnosis or treatment I
will Im anstm-Hl by Dr. Itrady If a stamped ."elf add es:ed emtio- f enclosed, letters irK-uld be brief I
ihI written in Ink. UMln to Ok lame number of letters received only a few can be answered liere. No I
reply ean bp made to queries Dot eoofurmlDK to instructions. Address l)r. William Brtdj lo ear of I
Tbe Mall Tribune.
SAVING THE KID'S TEETH ON $45 A WEEK
The father of six children who
ought to have (it) votes if the father
of two or three In entitled to one--
riles this brief:
"I enclose the
booklet on Cood
Teeth sent out
by (a large cor
poration I so that
you can see what
we poor people
are up against.
Plenty of advice
on how to spend
our ?I5 per week,
on page I! we
child should lie
Lor instance.
read that
taken to tho dentist whenever
u new tooth appears. We have
only six children; each child
has, or will have, 31 teeth; the
dentist makes no charge less
than Sii. Sn here we have a
preliminary expense of .faiia If
we do what is right. There are
a lot of families poorer than
we are. II seems If we tlo
everything we should in I he
way of dentist's examinations,
doctor's examinations. etc..
there will be no money left to
buy food. Your comment on
this pamphlet would be of in
Inrcst lo a great many fami
lies ..."
In n eluiKlened spirit 1 carel'ltllv
I refrain fioni naming tho corpora
tion Hint distributes the pamphlet.
Some one once saltl he'd rather he
a live coward than a dead hero.
.I'd rather be a timid teacher thun
an emeritus one.
! On page :t of the booklet one
j reads thai the teeth should be
j cleaned and polished every six
: months by the dentist or the dental
hyitic nisi. That is good common
sense I ni'oee, in imi, n iw iim-
only way to keep Ihe teeth clean.
The dental hygletiisl. Ihc pamphlet
explains, is trained 'especially for
this work. She Is a skilled oper
ator fur cleaning the teeth. That,
Ion. Is tight. Hut the pamphlet
goes hn to tout her as "an instruc
tor In the home care of the mouth
who will give you sound advice."
To that I take exception. No den
ial hyglenist could give me advice.
That Is part of the professional
(. MelnlllfiroM
rui-kt
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lu. Illi.llrul tuna.
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mnrril airaj
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i. Afternoon
fuortlon
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fceneral antf
urr.idfut
81. tjnlmer
S3. WM.
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Hlinkfliiienre'.
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3H. Fonnvrlr
311. Hranll Inland
4U. Tliui: I.Btln
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measure,
41. Fcrentrlc pleet
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K'H O D'E'S
Pil iN GgjCiA B!
I ILIYtSSLAIUIL
uuumitr
Dowji
1. F.sidMI.Iici
hy ovlileiu-o
2. Cnnslructi
.train
s. Hon,
4. Imniers,
I. blrus
work of the dentist, and the dent
ist cannot delegate the professional I
work, any more than a doctor can
send hts office girl or a nurse to !
act as his substitute. Some peo
ple may slant) for such service, but
not many. I hope, in America. It
is largely the Kmopean immigrant
class that submits to the tin doc
toring racket in this country.
On page II of the booklet the I
peasants are told that "sugar re-1
maining on or between the teeth j
Is apt to ferment and produce acids
which injure the enamel." This is;
a good specimen of the nonsense;
and hokum that inevitably features!
the "health propaganda" of corpo-J
rations that aspire to take over the I
control of public health and the 1
practice of medicine. I hope to as-,
sure this father and all other par
ents who have any faith in my
advice, that there Is absolutely no
ground lu fact or in scientific in
vestigation for the quaint notion
that sugar on or between the teeth
of child or adult Is. or will, become
in any way injurious to the teeth
or to the general health. That an
tiquated theory was discarded long
ago by educated dentists. The
tyros or pets employed by the cor
poration lo prepare this booklet
piohably hadn't heard the news,
hut that is the way with ipost of
this big business practice of medi
cine or hygiene.
On page 9 the funny pamphlet
lolls the peasantry that "rinsing
the teeth with lime water after
they have been cleaned will keep
them clean and make them strong!
and henlly." Perhaps this rite will
not harm the teeih or the Individ-:
ual, but it is silly-tilly udvice
nevertheless, und I challenge any j
poison of scientific standing to cile t
good evidence to make it even i
plausible. I
1 say nothing about the detailed i
instructions In the booklet on the
way to use tho toothbrush, because I
my belief about brushing the teeth
Is not in harmony w ilh the pre-1
vailing belief of the older dentists. I
I merely repeat that in my Judg-.
meat a regular visit to the dentist j
or his dental hyglenist for clean
ini: of Hie teeth is the only way
anyhotly can keep his teeth clean, i
F'niF--iE!NiC F
El
I QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Prevaricating Testimonial'
Please send me your "iodin ra
tion." 1 have a small uoiter, but
family doctor says not to worry, as
the idnln ration will be all I need.
Your flaxseed prescidptton has cur
ed my hushund of constipation. He
has taken no pills now tor several
years. (Mrs. I). H. C.)
Answer. I do not mean to be
grumpy about it, but my iodin ra
tion is not a suitable treatment
for goiter. It Is merely u practi
cable means of insuring every one,
child or adult, sufficient iodin for
health requirement. If your doctor
believes you need treatment lor
your goiter he should prescribe it.
And I must decline to acknowledge
that my flaxseed prescription cured
your old man I mean Mr. C. of
constipation. In the first place I
never prescribed flaxseed or any
thing else for Mr. C. In the next
place. I have never even suggested
flaxseed for constipation. I do rec
ommend a dally spoonful or two or
three of whole raw flaxseeds in
lion of physic for victims of the
physic or pill- habit who wish to
break the habit.
No Room Left
. . . gratitude for the suffering
I've avoided by knowing the simple
truth aiiout tae spread of disease
through month spray, conversation
al spray as well as that of uncov
ered cough or sneeze. How hard
to get folks to understand this! As
you bay, they know so much
"which ain't so" about resistance,
the weather, drafts, etc., that there
is no room left in their heads for
the truth. ... I Mrs. 0.1
Ans. Desitles. lots of brave
health authorities teach 'em the
danger of cough or sneeze spray,
but not to many venture to say
anything about conversational
spray, for, as the big radio censor
informed me when I tactlessly tried
to tell people about it, the thought
of conversational spray is unpleas
ant and so many women and chil
dren listen in that we must omit
all unpleasant thoughts and tell 'em
only the I'ollyanna kind.
(Copyright. John F. Dille Co.)
4
Sundown
TKAIUN'ti.
Ily Mary (.rahnm Bmincr.
As John would ccme hark from
time to time, from his wander
ings around the old Phoenician
vessel, to talk to
the Clock and Ijok
ny, who stayed
most of the time
in one part cf the
boat, he would tell
of sono thinn
had learned
the boatswains. Hcmj
knew by thin time
throiiKh the hole:
'in the sides of Ihe
ship and how the
different paris of the ship wen
kept together by strong bolts.
They were coinjr to travel all
over the world, they had told
John. They were going to ex
plore and name places and build
up trade and business.
"Yes," the Little Ulac-k Clock
said . ,Tbey will discover and
found Cartha.iie and colonies alon
the coast of Hpain and Africa, but
they will novel' know that a land
such as ours exists!"
"My goodness: How far you've
turned the time back. .Maybe t'li
tell them about our country."
"They wouldn't know what you
were talking about." thl Clock
smiled. "They would merely think
you. as a boy. were pretending- to
know n i o re t h a n t h ay . as me n
know. And as for a world spread
out as we know it they'd never
believe that, and you might only
annoy them lu suugestim; it."
So John wandered back and
forth listening to what the sail
ors were planning and then hear
ing from the Kittle JWack Clock of
their great discoveries ami Jour
neys and of their boats and the
knowledge of the hch these first
suilors possessed.
Cut now they mmle many stopf
The Phoenicians were beginning
to trade, anil .Ichn and Peggy wore
fascinated wilh the way they were
going about it.
"Can't we stay with them
while longer?" John urged.
"Yes." the I. it lie I Unci Clock
answered briskly. "I'll make up
your loft hours of sleep, oh. ye",
we'll stny a little longer."
Tomorrow "Well Spire."
Communications
Vse Wheat for ltollof.
To the Kdilor:
Your last evening paper carried
the information that the lied fioss
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Quill Points
The paper Bay a certain man i
out uf dungcr becau? he didn't
j lis, Kt fllUUIl, 1IIUI KHIH " miiM"-
ha sent many another man to
jirtHon.
Farmers who think the corn
borer a reat affliction nhould try
playinjr bridge with a bure full of
corn.
When will war olid? When young
linen say: "lcah? when old men
I say. ".Sic 'em."
A gentleman is one who lipulo
glz.'s to his lady companion before
changing gears in nn Austin.
A.
1'oik: An liiilo)innt coilo
lilt ball-way to their faces ami
then lean over and simp nl.
Now ft Is the fashion to collect
old plates. If upper plates are
' desirable, you can collect a lot by
loitering near a aliclt place on the
.sidewalk.
... January is the time when a man
can Induce hi taste in ties and
arouse nothing more than a sym
pathetic smile.
You see. there' a hooch joint
just outside Mr. Ford', Brazilian
plantation, and the little rubber
trees can't compete with wild oats.
Americanism: (.living the kids
so much they hnve nothing left to
Inn-; for; wondering why they must
cut up to escape boredom.
Note to bosses: Give every man
assurance that he won't be laid off
and he won't be afraid to spend
what he makes.
Anoihor way to cut down on
your smoking- is to cultivate
friciuls who aayi "Sorry. I
haven't one.
Christian, nations are the ones
that console themselves with the
thought thai. others are in a worse
fix.
Still, dedicating the Harding' me
morial shouldn't lessen the pres
tige of the presidency if Harding
didn't.
Correct this sentence: "He had
an nh.--eos.-ed tooth pulled yester
day," said the wife, "but he told
me nothing about it until It was
out."
of Jackson eptinty had been called
upon for JlSiift to help relieve the
drought district.
I have always been ready and
willing to do my bit for the Ited
Cross at any time, but I feel that
this call for funds is all out of
order at this time.
Our government for the past few
month.-i has been buying, through
the federal farm board, millions
of bushels of whent to try and re
lieve the grain farmer. This wheat
is nought and paid for and owned
hy the people of the Cnited States,
and I see no reason why this wheat
should not he milled and the flour
and feed given to the people of
the drought district.
As it stands at present, this
wheat is simply piled up. and
. -lands in the way of a fair mar
ket for the coming crop.
If this could be done we would
have this wheat out of the way of
competition for the new c r o p.
which it certainly will be if It stays,
where it is.
To mill this and deliver it into
the hands of the needy would re
quire thousands nf men end would
relieve iMie i!iemployment situa
tion to a great extent.
Why should we lie asked to d:g
down in our pockets for more
money to buy the very thing we
have paid for and which the peo
ple of the drought district ore so
much in need of?
With the terminal elevators of
this country full of wheal bought
and paid for with the people's
money, with thousands of men
standing ready and willing to work
for n sum 11 wnge to convert this
into flour and bread for the
needy, and with thousands of grain
f:irmers praving that something ttf
done with this wheat to get it out
of the way of future crop. I ask
you, I' there nut some way the
people can bring this before con-,
gress so that this may he necom
plihed and lie a benefit to every-.
cne. in -tead of making it a bur-!
den by raising further fund.? 1
It. .1. FORSYTH. ;
Med ford. January 1 .".
By BUD FISHER
Do Yen Remember?
TK J'KAIt.S AfiO TODAY
(From files of the Mail Tribune.)
January J.'i.
John U. Tnmlln elected a direo
tor nt the First National bank.
High school basketball team de
feats Alumni L'3 to l- In u loosely
! played game as the Alumni ran
out of wind. Irish iNilemnn played
I forward for the Ulack and fied
! und made a showing, as ho tore
! his pants. Jerry Yuung. l'rescott,
i liaughman unit Sherwood com
prised the other regulars.-
I Willow Springs destined to bc
icoine a chicken raising center.
Tom Norris strikes it rich nt the
Gold Quartz mine near Gold Mill.
Mcdfnrd Legion votes solidly for
state aid to veterans.
State attorney's office to aid in
prosecution of Hank of Jackson
ville failure cases.
TWKXTV YEA IIS AfiO TODAY
(From files of the .Mail Tribune.) t
January 15, 11111
Ties arrive for the John R. Allen
city and interurban trolley lines.
Commercial club to have cxhibic
building on Esneo right of way.
Grunts Pass awaits court decls-
Ion to find out whether it is wt
or dry.
Thawing snow and heavy rains
expected to fill Rear creek to the
limit.
The Arkansas, largest battleship
in the world, is launched.
Attempt underway to re-match
Jim Jeffries ami Jack Johnson,
pugilists.
Rogue apples auctioned off at t
each nt Chicago church benefit
sa le.
Hob Taylor resigns as game war-
len.
C. Kiliott buys the "Pantor-
Roguelands sells ? 100,000 worth
of orchard tracts in a week, t
9 OF P V
Says Runny:
Putl'y says:
"I am homesick."
"TuC Tin: You're
no) !
You couldn't he when where you
nro Is all (he home you've got."
Says Runny: "Wlral I meant i
ihni I long once more lu try
My skill at making: snow track
(lull would te.-l n hunter's eye."
parents
HAPPY TO IJKI , '
By Allii JiiitHiii Ponlo
The loan or women with .a gift
for parenthood feels Intuitively I
that the sun should not set upon"
his anger against his child that
he should go to bed at pence with
the world, especially with those
whom he loves.
It Is perhaps not nlways possible
to do this with an older boy or girl
who to n rertiiln extent at least,
calls forth, adult treatment, but
surely there is nothing a small
child can do which properly in
spires righteous anger or cold dis
approval so deep 'that It cun keep
over night.
Psychiatrists say great harm is
done to the growing child who is
permitted to harbor in secret bis
grudges, resentments, hatreds and
guilt feelings. It is these stored op
emotional responses that furnish
the bails for neurosis.
Xot only are there consequences
which must be reikoned In later
life, there are also Immediate
ones. The effect of holding over
grmH c::, of going to bed unhappy,
or smarting from a sense of Injus-
tlee Is to lessen tbe child's willing
ness to be guided hy his parents ti
cooperate with them for his own
good, to benefit by their Judgment
on matters in which the yotlog
ooiy will profit from the expert
eni f their elders.
The child who noes lo bed each
night serene In his spirit and full
nf mind will toward those whom he
loves Is In little dangci-nf develop
ing emotional unbalance when he
is tinwii.
Take the trouble to see to It
your child does not carry over lntn
his sleep iin.l so Into the store
house of his subconscious memory
the uely and unhappy emotions of
tbe day.
I!e sure your child goes happv to
bod.
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