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Newspaper Page TextFACIE TWELVE O W rEDEORP MATT, TTUTVTTNT'. AfEDEORD, OTtEfiOy, FIUPAY. .TAXTARY n, 19:11 Medfokd Mail Tribune Dally ind Surulti MfDFOKD HUNTING CO. Sft -2T. 39 V. Flf Bt. o PteH T6 BO BERT W. RrilU Editor H. BL'iU'TKH SMITH, Matugtt An Independent Newspsper Entered u second clsss nutter st Ifedford, 'iftod, under Act of March 8, 189. Bl'BfU'HlPTION RATES Kty Msll In Adranes : I'slly, vita Sunday, tw 17. 50 su, vlirj Sunday, tnuutb T5 I Jaflj, without Sunday, yw 6.50 ' Oillj, without fluuiay, month 65 , Suntfay, otis year 2 00 1 By Carrier, In Ad. nice Medford, Ashland, I jartVirrrUlt, Central I'oliit, Ftwenli, Taleot, Gold HJlk and on Highway-: t .Ully, with Sunday, month $ .75 I Daily, without Sunday, month AS ""Ji niuiuuv nunuay, UIIC JCM I.UU Dally, witli Bumlay, one year 8.Q0 All ternu, cub In advance. Official paper of the City or Medford, Official paper of JacUou County. MEMBER OF TUB AH80CIATTD PRESS Berthing Full Leased Wire Berries The Associated Presi b exclusively entitled to tbe um for publication of all neni dbpatcbet edited to it or otherwise credited In this paper, rid also to the local news published herein. Ail rlghti for publication of special dispatches Min art also reserved. MEMBER OF AUDIT Bl'BEAU OF CIRCULATIONS MEMBER OF THE UNITED PRESS Adrertlslnn neprcsent-ttireir M. C. MOUKNSKN I'OMl'AN'T Office In New York, Chkaco, Detroit, fraueJwo, Los AiiKelei, Seattle, Portland. Ye Smudge Pot (ly Arthur Perry) Wc have been requested to say -omething mean about the fog, j at ml. In accordance with the spirit! of the times, will call it a "Itoover log." "It was charged that the hus band threw other women in his wile's face" (Albany Democrat Herald.) Meet Mr. Samson. The widow of a Chicago meat packer ha received $S, 000, onu. t through what the press describes ! its a "windfall." It is pleasant to note that somebody in Chicago besides n gangster, can have some financial luck. YK MMi APTIKKI) (Moiilton. I la., Kxaminer) Miss Fannibell Downing, one of our most highly accom plished and esteemed young ladies, after a lengthy visit to Husselville, lias returned to her home in this place. The embodiment of sunshjnc and pood cheer, we welcome this bright sph it back into ur mldst and ieel the mellowing zephyrs of perennial spring when in her sunny presence. The secretary of the treasury so far this week has not offered a ; solitary suggestion, under the I guise of lax reduction, that would j add to the weal til of those who already have more than they know w hat to do wilh. A New Jersey doctor says there tire fewer girl sopranos since wom en started smoking. That's the greatest argument we've heard in j favor of women smoking. (South ern Lumberman.) A chewing to bacco that will raise havoc with the baritones, is a crying need. I The depression is made much rosier by what the experts classify us "pinhead rot." The kids are still running-at-large barelegged, and this comes under the head of unnecessary cruelly, as It is not treason to put a pair of long-legged things on juvenile progeny. One Maw argues that scant clothing is healthy, and cites: "See the children jumping tip and down, and shouting with ehildiHh glee.'' If she was Himilar ly attired she would jump up and down, and shout, even as you and I. The state gets a new governor Monday, after which there will be mi electric light bills, until the next time. O YKS Til Kill-: IS! (KaiiMiN City Mar) No suggestions lis' to the motive for his act were forth coming today. It was pointed out that he owned the tiu acre, wclt-im proved farm on which be. bis wife, mother and inother-ln-la w live. Stockmen are busy feeding hay lo their cows, and somo of tin more down-hearted claim, when they get a good chance, they eat hay. too. IIO.MK DlsTtLLl.ltY NOTF A new pale pink moonshine liquor, said to be manufactured from turnips, is appearing in North Arkansas and some of the fiery liquid has trickled into the adjoining Missouri counties. No corn was raised in the hill coun try of North Arkansas last sum mer, but an enormous crop of turnips wan produced and th in genious moonshiner is turning to the material at hand. The new liquor is said to tasie just like fiery kraut Juice and it is said that two drinks will make Venus look like a full moon, A menu of turnips, black coffee and rabbit saddle accompanied by the new beverage Ik Raid to taste like a Kits; dinner-, IJecuuse turnips me plentiful the. price of Ibis new turnip juice has boon not at $3 a gallon cash. It lit said. (flowoil, Mo., (iazette.) LA FAY KTTK. Inl.. Jan. 9 'Pi j Tho numer0i reports thnt Frank ! "art(l-n. Notre Paine star mmi1 'f- i '.M.k. hi mriipI n ronti.l I H!.istnnt f..i.tl.all i-ii.trh At Purdue univenlty were finally confirmed todny ly W. A. Helios, director mliletlos. The term- or lencth uf the comrflet were not reveale'l. Milk mined at SJn.OOfl.OOO ai (oM by Nnrlli Can-lina r.n nir i la I )t'iit. Editorial Correspondence niK;o, ill., .Inn. li. Af ter wonderful vc;illu'l' for tile ".renter portion. f ten days, tlie weather man returned to nor malcy and ushered us into I'lti-ciiji-o in a typical Cliiniun at mosphere. IVcarv, leaden skies nlmvo u cold pL-n-stmp t'oir. it hein-r as dark at 11 :-T a. in. that the headlights on the Yel low cubs at tlie Twelfth sfroet station wore hurninjr, and nil the store windows on Michigan avenue were lighted. A shivery wind came in from the lake hi short, Chit:if demonstrated that she has without doubt the worst winter climate in the world. -- It recalled our first visit to Chicago in ISSti, a similar win ter day, when it thrilled us to have lunch by pax lirht in the old Palmer House dining room. At that time we gai in no taxi cab but were rushed through spaee hanjrinjf onto one finder of "(iniml'fathorV' hand, and later had the first and hijrirest kick of our career when we saw the panomara entitled the "Battle of Cettysburi:.' We eiin still remeiiib,'r the general on horseback, surveying the battlefield with field glasses to his eyes, his hx slouch hat. his black beard, and his sword so nicely polished. And the dead nun lying about, also a dying drummer boy taking a drink from n canteen, a scene which we frjinkly wept over. r-f Marvelous changes since then a city and civilization as different from that of lssti as the twentieth century differs from the Paleozoic period. Where there was. a single raihoad track, some water and a distant crib, there is now solid stene, concrete and trees and in summer at least flowers one of the most impressive and beautiful waterfronts in the world. And about where that old crib used to be we took the youngest member ttt see another kind of panorama not a battle of Gettysburg, but what is known as the .Planetarium the cnly tiling of the kind in this country, and only one or two oth ers in the world. The Planetarium is a replica ct" the Heavens, huh, moon, pianets and sfan; all t he constellations, the Milky Way, etc., exactly as they appear in the Heav ens on u clear night at. the present time of year. An illuminated nr- British Radio Listeners Pay For Privilege and Suffer No Advertising By Edward Stanley LONDAX, Kiik (P There Isn't any radio iu Eufiland it's "wire leas." There are no fans they're "li censees." And there isn't any ad vertising on the air. A purl from those differences, broadcasling in Kngland is even more fundamentally dissimilar to the American variety. In Kngland it is a iptasi-ollicial monopoly, supported by listeners' taxes and is not conducted for prof it. It is controlled by a board l directors which must meet the king's approval. Pioriams must be. "to the reasonable satisfaction" of the postmaster general. The concern is the Hritish UroadciiKting corporation usually known only by initial;: Hie MltC. It draws ils income directly from those it serves. To own a radio set, or. rather to receive, a Itriton must, take out a license costing about $.ro yearly. This is collected by the post office depai tment. Ninety per cent of the Ices collected for the first million licenses goes to the corporation. Ml per cent of the second, and so on. The government gets the rest. The corporatien's income for lf-l to 19:lo was. roughly. $;.ino.OiHi. not a huge sum compared with that of American chains. So lar about 3.5iH.oun licenses have been issued in Kngland. Scot hind and Wales. Incidentally, the MUTT AND JEFF Vottf T CMC cf THAT'S Ui HAT f l 'NV A CWDY ) I I SA,y! I f CN'T TO WORrsJ - WHAT DO 60LF CouRSe- APPLe.-.? ANN BODY CAN) seicj QRAPtlRUlTL f.b.S " ' r 1 yoo do? J but THcrne J 1 Sr NNAW r t'"' j-q ' ' V "1 Ji ''WfrWttHiMi I ' si'-' - .' -i- 'l'..1. ' ? lirH Jr r-.mm. , . r.J " ' r ' 1 ' row puints to the various constel lations, as a learned professor gives un hour's lecture. And as a planet or whatnot is pointed out, a closettp. such as the largest telescope would give, is thrown on the stellar can opy, and the interesting feature explained. Then the stellar bodies are put through their paces, just as they occur during the year the re verse of a slow motion picture ically a most extraordinary and in structive performance. The lecture emir, by an artificial dawn, so true to life that one was surprised not to hear a cock crow from some dis tant farm house the stars get dimmer and dimmer .and there is a lighter glow, then the color show ly appears, the color deepens and behold -there comes the Sun! No one who visits Chicago should miss this Planetarium a great credit to the city and the man who made it possible. Aye, verily, the world is small met an old girl friend today, married to an army man, who has just returned from South America where she met the Bill Shepherds of Medford, now of Buenos Aires, and became Npiite well acquainted with them. She maintains the Shepherds expect to return to Med ford soon, but after a semi-cross examination we have an idea the report is incorrect. Also had a phone call from Mr. and Mrs. Perry Crawford, who ferreted us out as a result of reading these letters in the Mail Tribune. They are living in Winnetka, onu of the very at tractive suburbs north of Chicago, and like it very much, though we believe we are not succumbing to local pride when we maintain they would both prefer to be back ou the Pacific Coast except for busi ness reasons. Perry has a fine po siticn and is the only man we have met in the middle west who re fuses to siptawk about business conditions. Perry says his busi ness is good and he expects it to get better. Ho asked to be remem bered to all his friends in Medford. as did Mrs. Crawford. Incident ally, the younger Crawfoids are having a line time iu the ice ami snow. Just ran into a most tragic bit of news. which may be known in Medford hut which we failed to no tice in the Chicago papers. About a week ago Tom Scudder, Mrs. Chandler Kgan's eldest son, was shut and dangerously wounded i when he tried to save the life of a i woman who was being attacked by I some wild man. who I we are in i formed) had already shot another j pci son. It wasn't Tom's nuarrcl ; lie could have kept safely out of it. but. always a gallant and ro I mailt ic figure, in he went took the ' volley in his own chest, and saved j the woman's life. Mrs. Kgan is now j here with her son at St. Luke's l hospital only a few blocks from ! this hotel mid we have just plion- ed to receive (he glad news that j following a second operation Tom 1 is much better. A most promising J and charming young man, wilh marked artistic ability and the ! kindest nature Imaginable. all his friends here and in the west, will j be pulling hard for his recovery. R. W. K. postoffice department has found it I necessary to employ a "detective Ivan" to hunt out unlicensed listen j ers. Wight hundred were found In j Cardiff. Hut ns 11 rule moral stia- sion is employed. , i The physical setup is, much the J same as any American chain. The : main studio ami transmitting sta 1 lion are in Loudon. Merc, loo, the company's new building is Hearing 'completion. The transmitting stu ! tion is hi the country, just outside the city, as is now the common j American practice. 1 In all the HltC has 21 stations ; scattered about the United King dom. Only eight are powerful sta ' lions. The others are relay points with a radius of about seven miles , each. ; The centers of broadcasting an ; London, Manchester. Cardiff and , another slntion midway between ! Kdinhutgh find Clasgow. Kach of these operates on two wave ! lengths, each wavelength giving a i different program. In addition there ure soon to be high-powered single-wave stations at Uaventry, for middle Kimland ! and Belfast, for northern Ireland. ! The laa-l-meier station at Daveii- try will broadcast what Is called the "national" program, which now comes from Ixnidnn. This program Is designed for tho whole I'nlted Kingdom and is available for one of the two waves at oilier broad casting points. An Apple a Day Makes I o MAIL ToRIBIJNE DAILY CROSS-WORD PUZZLE ACROSS I. ("ciinttta lnt i1ciiii'iil i- .Musts lV Miirirli'iiilj rjtt it-it II. I-Uivournce li. Weird IC. Above 17. Weary !, Aruiiiiitip spprt lit. rrjMui gimr ill. titi of un iu Si, T ti Snilt-h i-U l)lhi:iu-lii'K it. Aiirlciit Irish itil'itiil !fl. lli'M'rlcrs js. iliM'iiinu lirm Ul. It u k o fabulous binl M. V:ttrilitf pill CD m;. Kind i rurre :ai. i:antiiird lliuroutily II. Klliptlnil l?. Wiiuiii-riitn ri roi Hi lt. Fltil rcliillun i:. Heinle i; Tiiiit. Mirr. tmiiMi.irt'ut ni nl I it 19. l-i'iiiitiliiB end In t Ity Kurn .1. Iiiih-Ii meter l. (.renter tiutii lnr Solution of Vestcrday't Puzzlo A IP IE ID n"R F! S'O'FIT pAKpEli I iR.EgjOjL l6 AIV E Bl! Aj3 "E I S E2-N I E SIT TiRli iSlPBjA TIE HtjAiP A 1 Ml S HQ. P SEfPi E OjE y a pBeseBf rIrioir boq ivie rirt ussa M'OIS ST. CtlMJO L E SIT Ely I MjAM EIN ABLE 1 nIe sjfMl a KTf? t o e s E fRjislS llE RS MEINflDlS ii. Word of In IIKtlllllllult fij. OiniH-r t-ourse Mi. Dr(Mi Of. MlnulP orltlrrs 6(1, Santbiriic tree Onu vli iioUi I lio spi'fil t 89. Mnhu one's loitiio TO, Noihiiitf more t h:t it 71. Wors!ili IS. NiUIiiii t ill- .ait 71. Cnnrlso Ti, Hiii ti II ileprcs siuii 7 2 3 p I S b 7 ? f I iO 2 li - Jj-- 3 7i 42 1 "44 " T7 "7"T 54 f5 5& " "" 3y W Jf 7, ko 17. 7i 33" zzzzszzzzzzzzzz ? 1 Ul' 1 1 1 1 1. vs 1 1 1 Personal Health Service By William Brady, M. D. ! fllatiPd l1trrJ prrtln'p T persnrtsl health snit will he ansHffpri hj P. Iirady If s mited seir Hid written In Ink. Uwliw in tlie lame mimlier of rcjily run he mode to (juerlM not ctxifurmlhg U The Mull Tribune. .Monr; 111 Mm ox We -regular doctors desire, no per.-nual publicity, you understand, hill we're rather keen on it. now adays for medical science. Accord ingly you hear us Sound ill-; i.ff ipi; lllarly on the ra dio. In the name of the medical society, and you read our hi tiff regularly in the pa pert, a Iso by authority of our official medical organ.zniion. Some of our stuff is dry. and some of It Is humorous. 1 lere Is a blurb printed In the newspapers under the auspices of the New York Academy of Medicine, telling folks "llow to Catch Cold." I started up eauerly when I lamped the title, mil I found that the cook presumed as usual that you already have your rabbit. The art b-le is in characterful ic style. It tells us at the outset that wc have no scientific knowledge of t he nature or cause of "colds." Then It dwells, on the coiiimuiiica hflity or Infectiousness of '"colds." Finally It Icave.s us wilh the posi tive assurance that chilling of the body will bring on u "cold." and particularly if you get your 0-ct wet. The funny pari, where you don't ; lauli If you're a dumb one. U lhal J we Academy members admit we ! know little di- nothing about the I nature or cause or "colds." in one j bi-eat h. and then In the n xl breath we warn you dumb lay men I hat a "cold'' will probabfy net you if you go out without I your Maloshes on. In our publii ity I we are scientists and old women, too. We have to cater to alt laMs, you see. I Almost In the same editions 1 conies the epochal announcement 1 that the iireat "common cold" ex pedition which set out from John--' Hopkins a year or two ago ban Jeff a Doctor Koijnlre Sins il. Aiilre i3. Chief nclor Mutt (It III tlonu'hllo lonl 27. Kti-rniil rlotlilnir JS. ItepriPitiifttTs iioiljr ot a ilourU'ss V n ii t i KiU-e of a rool :iu. Siuires T.l. Letmcii :I4. I'tirl of a llotTor 3i. DellKhtfTil ri'Kiiin 7. ltiveriiu IS. Dm met It), liaiilkli money of account 43. DrlKtit.culurcd liinls 46. FootlCBi nnl nuil 49. Jump il. Live H. Pomnle) ' tiorsci &R. (Nunpact w7 Coarse hominy Kfl. Snrfnee i'J. llonderrd fo f swlue AI. CupIO fit. Tlo enrrled 01. Uniform t:. Clmlr 7. Muko Inre is. Kind of bird no W N 1. F! 1 it iitf Ii-r i. lifiWii notice ;t. perslnn fairy J, ASSlRllt'll tlltik i, l.nre boilj of wuUt 6. Stv-tKilntril Mar 7 Suln from an opern H. I; iiriKttt parti nf sin Irs rmlersliiiid JO. iniiintllies ot iiinlU'ino 1 1. Cookhu plinm- Imt hrelene. not to disease. dlwtnnsU or treatment aiM eHl enveloiie In eticl-ed. Kellers Nhdiilil Iw lirlef letters received nnly s few enn he answered here. No lostrurtlnns. Address Ur. Wllliaro Brady In esre of ctciiin; cold. discovered the cause of the "com mon cold" somehow lh cause Is discovered annua lly and the bul letins from the commander say It is a virus too minute to be visible through t he big best -power micro scope." This is funny, too, when we remember that no one as yet ha.s discovered or Identified the "common cold." I mean no phys ician, health authority of scientific standing ' has veil 1 11 red to define any disease or enlity under that name. I am reasonably certain that (he Johns-Hopkins people will not commit themselves so far, '.ilher. Von see, the doctors and others who are making a living out of the popular "cold'' decluslon pre fer to let it renutln as it in, vague, Indefinite, adaptable to whatever purpose in predicament one has to me-'t. In everyday practbe even the intelligent patient is eon I cut lo drift along with a tentative diag nosis of a "cold." while the doctor is wondering what ails him. And when the actual nature of the ill ness becomes manifest, tin patb-ut readily believes tho "cold" has de veloped into whatever it may prove to be. The scientific research workers have a much wider field for their activities hi Ion:; as there are many different conceptions of the entUy of "common cold." Il would nar row their opportunities consider ably If medical or health authori ties were to agree on a definition of the alleged "common cold." Then, too. as long as the thing remains obscure all the wise ones who arc sure you catch cold from drafts, dampness and the like can carry on their a rgument wit bout fear or Miccps-ful contradiction. ockstioxs ami answkhs Whew. Ain't II Ah Till Dear Doc: Talk of foot trouble! To all bridges. lunches and ping pong meets I carry gas nviks for 1 my fellow musts. Our buck yard. IimiUs like a wrecked cm and pack-l .liif factory -I've tried every tliinu I find s.-duelively descilbeil In the inteiestin' pa-cs tf utir best mug-j azilles. They. er. sweat, hiffn and oinell in tint zcnlt !i. I Sat he them -reijai ly thrct- times a day and ch.mKc o. as of I en a lao keep eicht pairs of sboi-x ill perpetual lie 10 11, hot il just ain't no good . . . tUrvtlle not Awful. j Answer The out ihihg that w ill i remedy the Hisbinshuti, check and, double check the bio III idioms, is Hot extolled in tlie important part of the mag. If II were- you could, not get It u cheaply. It is titand- j aid Kormaldcbyde Solution. iSciuI Htamped envelope bearing your ad- dress and ask for iif-u ucilons for ( the cure of excessive or odoiou. j sweating of i,he feet. If ibis is too much trouble, then I can mere- ; ly say licvo that one ounce of the standard Formaldehyde liquid may I be put In a half pint bottle with I etiouub water to fill the bottle, and the shoe lining wet with this onco a week, or paint the soles of the feet with It two or thro times a week ulway,- letting it dry thor oughly before pulling on shoes. Cui'Miture. I. Is curvature Inheritable? li. What would you advise for this condition? 3. Will an operation straighten the spine? -I. Should a person with curvature marry? Answer 1. No. t'onsult ortho pedic surgeon whom your family physician will recommend. 3. Op eration not advisable us a rule. !. Marriage is advisable If the person U otherwise physically fit. Hoy Will He IteeUesK. At a party four of us boys had a con l est t o nee w ho cou Id d rln k the most water. 1 finished third two other boys drank all in one drink - 'i and iiuarts. while I drank only two quart. They held theirs while I did not. "Wo are all athletic. 17 to IS years old. What kind of slomachs have these fellow-, to hold so much water? Mine seemed to cause .terrible pressure until It came up . . . ( K. K Answer It is ever so. In youth we want to subject the wtomuch to severe h trains without any reas on. When we grow older we want to coddle the stomach, wilh little more reason. This water drinking contest was a dangeroun thing there is real danger of a rupture or tear of the s-tomnch from such cNtreme and sudden distension. Athletically inclined youths who like contests might put 011 the box ing gloves or have .4 . wro-jtlrng match. parents ;f,ntlin; ini'M kncks (Ity Alice .ludson Pealc) It is only the exceptional child who later rises above the quality of his early environment'. It Is a well www statement, but one worth rcpea'ting, that what ever hablls, vilutfH and manners we wish our children to porisess as adults we must take pains to inculcate while Ihey are yet young. It is of real Importance in the child's lalcr life that he live in a home where people speak to each other In p Icu.hu M, friendly voice:, that he witness no violent moods and hot-headed quarreling on the part of his elders. Their standards of personal ap pearance, tiheir manncm will be his. Their tasto In books, In music, in entertainment, tho sort of peo ple they lake Into their home as friends, all these exercise a form ative Influence on hit own dis crimination In these matters. Ills own developed tiuUe in turn determines what associations, will be his dui-Iiu; the years of adoles cence. Whether ho seeks cheap thrills, vulgar amusements, hmd compan ions, whether finally ho nVikes Mich contacts as will help him get on In the world depends to a large extent upon the standards which lin acquired at home The special advantages of danc ing ami music lessons, (ho Influ ence of the finishing school, or be ing sent away to college even are relatively negligible In determining the type of pleasure and fulfill ment he will seek throughout Ills life. . Parents who are ambitious for Ihelr child! need to cultivate and discipline themselves along those line which they consider worth while for their children. No matter Imw thick the veneer of superficial cull 11 rw which nifciy be applied' In later yenr, one may always be sure that the influence of early home life will show lb rough. More than 1 rom flights have been Hindu within a year by H glider built and owned by ntudent members of the filbler club of the ('Diversity of California . at Lo Angeles. Quill Points "Olrls whose chief Intel-eft Is droHK are more popular with men! than oibeiv." What others j ( Hat oty still has its u.-ies. The llioiv spee-bcs congressmen malic, the less time they have to pass l'oo laws. The best explanation of Will Holers' Win 1; hi ' Lihtum'," H that h" is in training to do Little Lonl Fa 11 11 tie roy. No wonder the ultimale cun.-uin-er gels walked on. Tlie ultimate consumer Is the worm. Fable; The lawyer instilled the Innocent witness and the judge said: "Vnu can't nhiw people like that in my court." II Is c-ihiiiilcd that 711 cr cent of AiiH'rican adults know bow lo play bridge If ou call thai bridge. Among those not working are the New Year's resolutions. The farm board hasn't yet done its utmost. It har-n't yet tried prayer. If only tho voice of the people would try a chorus Instead of u medley. Americanism: Kicking because i the government lakes so much I from taxpayers; expecting the gov erumeut lo be Santa t'laus When the taxpayer wants anything. A scientist is a man who exper iments and gets the -proof before forming an opinion about anything except religion. "My ability to understand a few native words." nays a traveler, "saved my life." Probably tho American words: "Stick 'em up." A great Industrialist .says there Is a growing tendency to do less for the same wage. This isn't true, however, of the wages of sin. si r-Tn I'd 11 cat Ion gives advantages. Only hi college (owns do ihey know bow to gel seven hi 11 coupe. The best stories in the old days had to do wilh Pat and Mike. They still come through the mike, but few are pal. It doesn't lake brains to make money. The rich are the only ones dumb enough to pay so much tax It has to bo refunded. A WeslinghoUHo scientist says one noise can be used to Hiletice another. The little bell on the cash register, for Instance, stops the sound of moaning. Modern really are smarter. Lead ers could pacify old-timers by say ing the trouble was T'rovldentlal, but modern must be told It's a cycle. v Correct lids sentence: "Wo of fered snow MiovctH to thirty of the jobless," said the man, "and not one of them seemed offended. IIOIKE, Idaho. Jan. !l. (flV Jo - seph K. Harvey, It!), news editor of the Statesman for the past year, died today following an ope ration. Harvey formerly wan editor of the Twin Kalb' Times nml pre viously worked on newspapers In Pendleton, Ore.. Spokane, Wash., and In I lie midwest. lie was taken lit at work early this week ami was rushed to a hospital tiilferlnK from a hemor rhage, Fellow members of me staff offered blood for tram-fusion, but be failed to . rally. An operation was performed yester day. Surviving are his widow and three children. Item? Lacosle, once premier tun- ills player of the world, forced out or eompot MI011 during VXW by poor health, likely will not he available to tho l!;il Freuche Davis cup team. By BUD FISHER BOISE STATESMAN EDITOR SUCCUMBS Do Yon Remember? Ti: YI'LMtS MiO TODAY (From fib s of tho Mail Tribune.) ! .laiMiary l, litril. , Metlford high school basketluill ' team ready for first game, with Coach Klum dubious about tho ma terial at hand. Irish Coleman and liussell slier wood are the only regulars. Di b Watson and 1'Jlck Singler are prospects. Jerry Voung, a liny but lively lad, U -slated for out of the guards along with "Jiull .Montana" J'rescotl. Lcever store In Central Point Is roiibed. Thieves leave a sassy nolo in the ice box. Kain for December amounts to 3. 13 Inches, and the sun did not shine a siimle day. Oovernor tUcott in message to legislature urges per month for all service men. Three (i,h bills affecting Uogue rivr aro intro duced by Sen. C. M. Thomas. Fake jewelry salesman gives Medford Auto company, a bum check for 9IX110 and departs with Sheriff Terrill in hot pursuit. TWKXTY YKAUS UiO TODAY (From files of tho Mail Tribune.) January 0. lilt I Saloons ordered to close during citv election. Forest service ordered to revise . . ftij map 01 ui'iier i.anc. Oswald West takes oath aa gov ernor of Oregon at Salem. Cold snap sweeps over entlra ulato. Dr. .1. F. lieddy. representing outside interests, to ask city coun cil for a franchise to operate a street car line In this city, ant! interurban lines in the valley. Federal census gives Eugene a population of 11.00!. "I would have brought my Dad' on a vacation trip," said Puff, ICxcepl I felt his constitution wasn't good enough. He'd have t change hl.'cluthcrt.ias I doflve tiniu VRiyVUi-y; It takes a Htrong man to eifeoyt a rcHt the modern way.'- SUNDOvyN STOniES Tine ioro n:.M (Hi Mary imhami 13onnor)j The Utile lllack Click hd turned the time ahead Jjist a fAw weeks. Them had boens heavy fliiw atorms all over tho .outintry aid great bllzxanlH, and I hero worn mighty drifts all along the cuun-, tryside. The Little Mark Clock had sug gested that after their sleigh upset they might not earn for another ride so soon, but the children had said that they adored sleigh rid ing. And he was taking them for a ride on a big cutter drawn by a fine team. It was a bright, sunny day. It made them all (eel xo gay And merry and they told stories to one another and played guessing games along the road. ' 1 Suddenly they mw a sight they had seen once In awhile, hut on Vhieh they had not seen for ver and ever ho long. Aa uutomobllo was Htuck In a soft, snowy patch. It was making a great deal' of noise and the people had found 'old Hticks to put under tho wheotn. but still the automobile stayed In the mitnv. - ' Peggy had a notion that per haps the automobile was no nsod 'to hard, smooth roada over which H had to go so quickly It wa prob ably enjoying this little adventure In which Itis wheels turned round in the snow, but would not go' for ward. ' ' And then the people got out-a big rope at the Little P.laek Clock's sucKextlon and fastened It to "tho end of the sleigh. Soon their team had pulbd the automobile out of the niw. and how proud thri horses were! All the way home they noticed how the bends of the horses wero so close together. Aided by tho Clock mafiir, they could hear, them say: ' "Wc could do what that ullly "machine could not do! Next time an automobile goe dashing by us on a road we'll give it n look to let it know we remember snnp thing that isn't no fine about motors." Tomorrow '"Old, Old Dolld." 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