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MEDFORD MATTJ TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, Q-RKfiOX". SATURDXY, JATsTJARY 3, 1931.
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Medford Mail Tribune
I Wall end Sunday
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MlhrOKD I'ttiNTINQ CO. ' '
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ftdBKKT W. BUHL, Bdltor
S. SUMFTR8 SMITH, ManagW
As lodaptodent Newipaptr
Interd h tccood dut mitter it Medford,
OrriM). Oder Act of March 8, 1879.
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MV.MBKK (If AUnlT 1IUIIKAD
W CUMULATIONS
MEMBER OP THE UNITBU I'SHSS
AdMrthlrn llrjrrnlati?M
M. C. tlllUKNSKN I'UMI'ANY '
' Ollkf Hi Km York. ('Mew, llrttoll, Bui
i Fnutcltco, hot AnKelei, Belli., Portland.
Ye Smudge Pot
(By Arthur Porry)
'??. writor aw ji horno, nnrt n,
" $2n KoMpiocn-yoHtfiday. itinl' 1 a i I
x Jhh hnnOH on tho hoip'.
ll Ih now propound !jy Un tn
. ministration, thnl "a Rioup of of-
ricloncy export h annlyo the ceono-v-tnJn
1oprtHHion." Htill they wonder
""why thft wilder olomiMH in tnlkhiK
(ihout a rovulution.
.,"81112 CLAIMS RKMKI1Y M AD1'
r.NKW HAX OUT OK IIKU" ( I'at.
Med, Atl.) Woluh'tH never I'CfiHM.
1 um in tlio inruket fr a used
en. 1 will pay tah for same. If
f Uyim Inu'e a broken harked, one
lunar. no-oeoun I-Vnd, dun't pester
me, John .1, HunkinH. (ilntitlnK-
ton. Ore, Nowa.J That'H nettled.
Kor Borne 'time citizenn of Purt
""1and havo heen In a hifeh Hlate of
expectancy anent the JIowIph
' LouekH trlniiKiilar affair In k"
eral, tind the teHlimony of tt Mm.
.Howard, In particular. Mi'n. Hnw
nrd oJ aim od that nhc wh heatvn
hy u, !ulr of ruffloiiH to keep her
from tout If y I ntf Ijefurn the uraml
Jury, whioh haK been lahorlotiHly
wattling a month to do n ilay'H
work. It now developH that her
.-- testimony was "lai'Bely heai-Hay."
nnd 'ulueleHH, and even her Htory
.of- the ntleKcd heathiR "tlHCOtint
. pd.n ThiH wan connhlerahle of a
Hhonk to metropolitan morblilneHH,
and prcRHRHH an early coHapne,
with a typical dull and nlckotilim
" thud, nf. what aHJ'ortlamlorH have
been talking ahout for two lnnnthn
or inure." The, .Kent In tho cane
f happened to be a millionaire which
marie him fair. prey, and the lady
a.i;tH a tiifle Kiddy and talked too
;1micli, and'thlH Ik ahotit tho huiii
-total of tho evidence awalnnt them,
exropt that they endeavored to
'cof;r up." ft tragedy, Uuih making
.',:lt worm. It Ih now reported that
tho Jailed Mr. IJnwlen and his
I Hweellu, Mra. 1'ariH neo Loucka,
.5. will ank for n .change of venue.
t:For thtH no mm blameH them.
"Nobody should be forced to ko on
trial for bin life, In an nrea that
""-submitted to the profane aerial
blather nf Wild oat Duncan for
" Cveek without much proteHi, and
wero ho hysterical that many vlew
i((ed him us a "martyr.''
PIKHIKKMS (r 1AVK
(Klksnii, Mo., S(ainlanl)
One of the burning nm'S
tloiiH amntiK ninny married
. men is the cold feet of tho
-' Rentier 8ox. Tho Rockefeller
rf Koundatlon nnd other philan
throplc inHtltutions Hbould do
' vote Rome of their enerRies in .
trylttR to hoIvo this mnmentoiiH
problem. Klnce flannel petti
l'. coals are thiiiKS of the pant.
,L married men have suffered
greatly.
"flefore atwuminR the editorship
he wan a HOhool teacher, unordatn
' od preacher, merchant, prnctieed
(,tluw, rlerk of the court, farmer.
and dahbled ho me In the general
. contracting bunlncHM" tUinomun.
Mnnt,, Ileglnter.) InaHinuch us he
has made a fizzle of every tiling,
'hc Is eminently qualified to be a
.''jnuinnlist.
"DINK ONCK AT THIi (HU,
DION 1'IIKAHANT, AND VOUU
, THorilLKH AUK OVKlf (D.tr
1 iIh News.) 1'roHpective HUioldoH,
take notice.
NTItOMS I'OU YOIT
' ' (Kansns I'lty Star)
I.- DMA It meinorleH: (llorl
ous, lovable, wondt rfiit you!
I wnnt you to know that I
cure; I wnnt you to know lhat
life's ha pple.it hours are al
ways the ones thut you shure;
your laugh is my inunic, your
smile Is my sun: when you're
happy, I'm happy, too. 1 wl;di
Vim the very best Christmas
"on rnnh, adorable, wonderful
you. . ...
The physician in Tortlnnd was
making ah examination of the leg
which had been Injured for so long
;tnml tho nerves grown tight and
'nil nf n sudden he prenscd on the
,-, pervo which had given him so
i, much trouble and It looHcncd, tak
ing everything loose with It nnd ho
- was nil right nnd feels fine.
'' tl'ondlelon, Ore., East Oregonlan.)
1'iVKto! DtMippearacus!
" " The Older (liris urn still hoppiim
'(.'ndil the ('. HlrnuR acalo und rulllnii
.-.Oh ivsult perjury.
RIPE RASPBERRIES IN
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MARSHFIELD GARDEN
MAIlHHr'lELD, Ore., Jun. .
ji iVhr Hip r"llierries, grown out ot
v doom In. her Ranlen. ware wrveri
""(, Yir' tiny by Mm. A. II.
BluUnmn.
Editorial Correspondence
liOCKTORD, 111., Dca. ai.
Tin- last of Umi. Tliiuilt 1hc
Lord, may then' nevei' hp an
other one lil;e it. 'Dint's what
Ihey lire nil Niiyinu; nrouiiil lipri'.
What liusiiicss worshippers we
arc! Kven McCiitclieon has a
enrtuou in the Triliune today
dPliietiii; 10.10 l.ein shoveled
iulo an ush oiin and all the
Hpulw; rcjuiciim.
Slill, it iiiijjht linv hern
worst?. Wo know i'cw people
lifi'caliouts, or clsewlierc, who
missed their daily ealories, or
hadn 't enoit'-h to eover llieir
shins decently. This pious at
titude is due to the j'aet that
we have .seen a ood deai of an
ex-Ihissian refugee recently, a
trirl whose mother and sister
are still in Kussia. They lived
in luxury only a little fiver ten
years aj;o. Now the mother
and sister are lueliy it' they
have more than one warm men)
n day. And t litre have heen
a dozen Now Year eves like this
where the "Holos now hold
sway. Hetler not sipiawk t o
mueh it bo 1 1 1 .1 !):!( in this laud
of the free and the home of the
hravej Look a! Russia !
riiin Is a city,-Ki;,rjOliccnnlinK
to the lasl census, but really
strikes one as being, very provin
cial, only an overgrown village.
This is New Year's eve and wo are. j
living in a hotel but no one would j
suspect it. The Hotel Mod lord cer
tainly u livelier pluce u yur ago.
und no doubt will he this year. Of j
course one rousoii is Kockiord Is ho j
near Chicago I he t'elebraloi s Ro j
Into the hfg city, unit the ntuneb
bra I oik stav at home,
There are
the usual number of dancing par
ties nnd watching out
parlies
scheduled. We ure going to oncj
fitted to our yearH. At the stroke
IH tt'o will depart for our downy.
Kor to ho very personal URalu, just
us we housled about not folding the
cold, we captured one u lallapa
looza u "gold in the 'ed" and
while a barrel of rock und rye
might do It in, we hesttuto lo take
the chance. HeHidnH wo haven't
the barrel. At tiny rate, we shall
not start In tho new year with tt
headache.
Old friends here have been very
hoHp'table more Invitations to
this nnd that than we could possi
bly accept. und we hnvo u genu
ine atlecliou Tor the old home town
where we lived jusl half our
present span of years. Yet we are
darned glad we don't live here any
more, and as usual are glad we do
live In Medford. Which is no doubt
fortunate for all concerned.
Hut there's a reason. All our
fi fends hero are married find have
children, nnd how they do worry
and full tibout them. Am) allhouRh
this Is. as we remarked, a decid
edly provincial middle western
town, how complicated their lives
seem to he compared with life In
Medford. Fur from u sporty place
as those things go, and yet these
children stall their parlies In emu
est about II, although Ihe orches
tra plays to empty floors from !
p. m., come home around 2 or !!,
then sleep most of tho day, take
little or no open air exorcise, and
start hi for another parly about
tho cocktail hour. Most of tho
girls and hoys have their own cars,
many of them carry thinks, u girl
without a lipstick and roUKo is tin
rare today and a girl without natu-
nil pink cheeks was tn tho good
old days and well there is the
Devil to pay generally.
Just roturmul from a luncheon
with an old friend n very suc
cessful surgeon and his wife
substantial, conservative people
fine citizetiH in every way yet lis
ten to their tales about their own
children! Worried to death both
of them yet completely in the
dark as to what to do. Utter wel
met the children ami they wero
as attractive und "nice" as anyone
would caie to see Just ti tiil'le too
sure of themselves, perhaps, hut
nothing objectionable. And the
lnoney they have tn spend, etc., and
their Ideas on religion ntul morality
or lack of tlmm -yos we are Rlad
wt don't live here any more, li s
different In the UoKtio Ulver val-
ley.
Later: January 1, ll:U Mnrk
the One!
The party was Very enjoyable,
tiiftl coming hack In the hotel the
old home town wasn't so provincial
niter nil streets brilliantly light
ed, many people about, restaurants
MUTT AND JEFF
A CHlCkCfd- ANfn fovj
SAV VOO'UC HAD A FIGHT
WlTO WJfc vyifc:
UlKAT START CD
IT, eWtTf
V
anil hotels tilled, vary little unlse
l)iit now and tlin indications that
nerhuiis tlm Volstead act hud linun
slightly fractured. The annual
I'nlverslty club dunce was under
Bwny In the hotel liall room. It
was unparent Ihey teach many new
steps ut the colleges nowadays, the
most popular one undoubtedly he.
lux tlie blind staggers und I ho (ado
awuy. , rif.ht ult ,r lho,.B iso.inyne
j in Illinois in favor of prohibition,
they nave hidden out on us0 i wo
anti-prohibitionists tin press! us
partciilarly, both women. One Is a
widow or a prominent Civil war
colonel, iifj years old, but mentally
as bright nnd alert as a debutante,
the other one of the best known
uf.H:il u-ni kei-H in the couiitrv.
! lelmui. ,i in fiu u-ill Inirivvn lit
WashhiRton, D. ('., and Chicago as
here where she has lived all her
life. Iloih strongly opposed to ro
hihitioi both convinced that It Is
responsible for most of the moral
ills nf the country ut the present
time. Hnfh of 'Jiem formerly af
filiated with the national temper
ance movement, both teetotalers,
both representing tho finest and
hiboHt type of womanhood imag
inable in this, or any other, coun
irv. Thev oppose prohibition as
Senator DwtRht Morrow does, on!
moral RioundH. If they looked in j
on that annual Cniversity club
dam e last night nsul recalled jj'lmt
those dunces were like before pro
hibition was adopted, they would
liuvo felt more Htningly than ever.
H. W. It.
Parent
I'AMII.Y H.( K.ltOCNI
Ity Alice .lull son IValc.
The child of today i.-t closely :il
t:u bed . to bis family a a small1
unit compri:-iii; only his f.ilher and
mn her, niul brothers and si-u rs. ,
if he is lucky enough to have any.
I ranommne. k...m.....1.-. .
' ricfl, aunt.! anil couinw nave grumi-"
l;'u' faded out or me picture. .More
IIM(iei II cniniifii ;iun iij' niui"Mi
ever knowing the arduous pleasures
of a fnmily reunion.
In the days when it was common
for a grandparent or an unmarried
aunt or uncle tn make his home
with the family, and when family
festivals and anniversaries were
held, the child was given the bene
fit of the type of aHociallon which
was not without ltf Rood influence
upon bis personality.
Relatives are
seldom entirely
congenial people. A.-wociatlnn with
them Ih not often an unmitigated
pleasure. The child of yesterday
had the benefit nf seeing the con
sideration given without question
to the very old, nf observing moth
er's loyalty .to Aunt Mary in spile
or certain uiiiovanio poem in much.)
He noted the tolerance and)
friendlineMs of his parents towards;
certain of his cousin who did not
meet with their approval.
Til u.h active contact with the
larger .family group could at its
best I each him Iohsiuis which it is
not easy for him to learn In any
other way.
The modern child prows up In a
home whieh because of its exolu
lvenes.H can be critical and elf
centered with fmpiftiHy.
The socializing influence of tho
modern eiucatlonal system nnd the
many contacts which children make
in urban comma nil ies can only
partially offset tlm toss.
VRRX VAT.I.MY, Ore.. .Tan. 3.
(SpD I.em lluuhes had a narrow
iMiKimh ft-rtlll n Wll.1 Into flu lie unq
I tl'n -j".
FERN VALLEY MAN
PURSUED BY HOG:
riding In the hills above hU place! "" me uumuui
Wednosday nftern.'on. The hog. n,tv nubjeet to this peculiar
first attacked the don and Mr .
Hugh
iom. Uttlf Iblitkinir how serious
it ml
Khl result, drew bis horse a
II M 1,1 .1jiu.1I' I ,1 I i)l I lilt I' PS 11 ItH.
, u,in n ih h,, aivcovere.l him
he madly charged and the horue
barely escaped the attack. Mr.
1 1 ut; lies gav the horse rein, think
ing ilu.v ...mt.l , ,Mliii.i tho hoi5 lull
.., ,, it ..!., 1. 1 iui -, i-j.-ii
I'flKht. Luckily.' he had his sun nmli1", wo invented crl.
UhootliiK at n dlsarUntane. he fin-1 A,"l,l'' crdlnK tn the same
ally killed the animal with
I ;
r.. . h..i li . lv. l.,t,lM"1 Mimi' em.uifji lor our
n,.wv Tho vvnlL'h.Ml iilKinl
3."u pound!.
o
Senator Hall I niter Knife
S.l, Ore., Jan. 3. (!') State
Senator Charles Mall of Maisbfleld
underwent a minor surgical opera-
Hon at a Salem hospital yesterday
Wild Animal Life in the
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VOO CC.RTMNLV
uK.e a Moose:
SGCMS THAT rAV
WlFe HAD SM
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Personal Health Service
By William Brady, M. D.
will tie ainwrrwi by Pr. Brad If a atamptd nHf adtl
I I rUtm In Ink. iMm to the large number of
reply ran be made to gueei not cunforiaing to
iik man i limine.
ALL THAT KXIFri.KS IS NOT CIU
I sincerely believe that in. at
lmiHl milf of nl, thp J)(.t cimiin.
stantlal evidence of "taking colli"
from exposure to draft,' wet feet,
ohn iiRe of weat her or any such
everyday environment incident.
flie victim of the
alleged "cold" Is
really subject to
hyperesthetic rhi
nitis or to atopic
coryza. Net t h e r
term will mean
anything to t h e
casual reader, but
give me time and
I'll get you think
ing. Hyperesthetic is a funny medi
cal' term. I suppose. It means
oversensitive. 1 am a little afraid
we don't know yet Just why certain
Indlvid'nais are oversensitive to
conditions which tend to set the
nose running and bring on sneez
ing and snuffling up of the nasal
passages: for one thing there
seems to be some inherent faufl
in the calcium metabolism of suMi
individuals but there again I per
petrate a meaningless medical
term. Well, let's say they just
can't utilize the calcium or lime
in their food as well as they
should. It is astonishing how
l,v 1 oun.
1 Ainpit
Atopic coryza is the next thing
i ''-Mdaln. First, perhaps, we bad
! better
l-AMI1lll I'lUJi.H. vim I.'l
I Vehsler'n definition
f coryza will
do for the moment acute Inflam-
ffiatlon of tlu. mucous membrane
or tne n.Tsai cavitic
miles; nasal ca-
e head. Of course
tarrh: cohl in th
He "id I loc composed that one
old Doe composed that
.i in inn ii.i . muni nn on i 01 juiicc, oiil
PMl'paWti
doctors never call a float-
itiR kidney or a sagging stomach or
a tipped anything like that
"atopic." In modern medical par-
t lance utople moans hay fever that
'Jsn't a condition with the eharac
I teiistic symptoms of hay fever but
orlafnly not bay fever because it
Big City
I THAT" aim'T
nothing: wait
UNTtC AUNT
SoPHie. sees
4. HIater
6. Like
. fc Llht't clonfe
7. Fsat
V. Meadovit
V. Lainful
Hi. Wing
II. Melul
IS. KutupeaD flttl
IH. I) raw ufter
ro. una
ti. Vucal aoloi
S3. Klritflnir bird
)!t. tar tutted
26. Cleutiainir
BKl'lll
37. Itublifd
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3U. OtuIu
3i. Hn.lliKT nf th
paat tenB
Si. .iinrid
rlijilinileally
4ti. Itpfristered for
up"liitmrut
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Ri Mwr-Inne It endouwf. litun ahuiM ho Uiet
Intent rewired only a few ran he answered bera. No
loatructloni.
Address Dr. William Brady in cara of
occurs out of season or perhaps
the year around. .When a patient
drops In and casually toils the doc
tor he has hay fever, in the-middle
of a cohl northern winter, there is
something out of place about II,
land if the doctor is at all up to
date he will endeavor to diagnose
what really ails the misguided one.
j Among the real causes of adoplc
coryza are hypersensitivity to some
I particular brand or kind of sachet,
I face powder, insect powder or per
j haps some special dust to which
j tin victim Is exposed seasonally or
! only when in a certain place,
j where the dust is encountered,
j Sad indeed was the case of the
young benedict who acquired a
perennial hay fever along with a
wife; but he didn't divorce her;
the doctor discovered the young
man was hypersensitive to the
orris root in the toilet powder used
by the lady; she changed her
brand and the young nmn quit
'sniffling.
When your alleged "cold" comes
on rather suddenly, and clears up
suddenly when it goes whether in
hours or days 1 beg you to with
hold your testimony about the
harm done by drafts, change of
weather and the like, at least until
you've been tested for allergic
sensitivity. (Never mind the word
allergic now. it means something
like atopic).
t'nfil recently only a few phy
sicians were equipped to diagnose
I perennial hay fever or atopic co
; rvza. Todav anv iooil nn-to.d;Li e
; doctor can apply the skin tests and
determine vom- net oii.n Whnn
I yuM know precisevly what it is that
r)1;10J, yolll- trouble, it is usually
teasible to procure relief.
QCKKTIONS AMI AN'SWIilS
KiHp Your Feet Dry
Kindly reprint your formula for
perspiring feet. (K. Y.)
Answer. For ordinary cases I
think the most satisfactory control
is a periodic (say monthly) treat
ment of all the shoes with for
maldehyde. . Four into each sle
an ounce or two of the solution
given below, swish it around to
juw lft "t tM
wot the entire Insole and a bit
of the lining, then drain it out Into
the next shoe, and set the shoe
thus treated to dry for at least 24
hours, preferably in the run, be
fore you wear it again. The
strength of the solution for the
purpose Is as follows:
Standard formaldehyde
solution 2 ounces
Water .....One-holf pint
This same solution may be used
in more troublesome cases to soak
the feet of all stockings, letting
them dry out for a day before you
wear them.
In still more troublesome eases,
especially where there is mnrked
odor, the same strength of solution
may be used as an application to
the skin of the soles nnd between
the toes, once n week only and al
ways let it dry well in the air
before putting on shoes 01 stock
ings. Keep the solution off your
fingers use a brush or swnb or
sponge on a stick to paint It on the
soles.
It ubber (;arnient0aiid the ICyes
One frequently bears reference
made UOthe Injurious effect upon
the eyes occasioned by the wear
ing of rubbers indoors or other
wise when unnecessary. (T. K. W.)
Answer. That superstition be
longs with the one about "taking
cold" from inclement weather.
Koine of our self termed "scienti
fic" doctors still cherish these
Huperstltions, so we need not he
astonished if untutored laymen do.
Slim Jim und Skinnle Winnie
Is a fallen stomach more preva
lent in slim persons than in oth
ers? Is it serious and what Is the
remedy? (K. S. A.)
jnswer. Prolfjibly- underweight
persons suffer more from the fal
len stomach obsession than wo fat
folks do. The best preventive nnd
cure for falling of tho stomach or
other appurtenance is, keep sleek
and fat. One of the train of trou
bles coming to the girl or woman
who reduces unwisely is sagging
of one or another internal organ.
Moral: Cut out tho fool dieting,
before you lose your health.
rnOFNIX, Ore., Jan. 3. (Spl ),
AVhile crossing uhc street Wed
nesday from the confectionery To
the garage. Art Hose was hit by
a car, nnd received bruises and
cut.". The car was driven by
Claud Cook, wfco is working on
the Oreen Springs highway, near
Ashland.
Mrs. Malmpren, who spent the
summer in Kurope, returned home
j the first of the week.
; Alvin Elliott of L-ikeview was
j a guest at the home of Drs.
I Standard last week.
I Mrs. Donna Clrnffis entertained
with a New Year's dinner, (luests
were Mr. and Mrs. S. P. Barne
burg, Mr. and Mrs. U A. Caster,
Mrs. Chub Anderson. Karl and
Norman Anderson, Air. and Mrs,
Donald Anderson and son, Sam,
Mrs. .John Hildevbrand nnd two
children and Mllos Mote.
Mr. and Mrs. F. A. Daugherty
and family were dinner guests of
Mr. and Mrs. Loffer New Year's
day. I
Miss Lucy Davis, employee of;
the First National bank and Miss
Elizabeth Watson, employed at;
the office, of the county school
superintendent, wero guewts of j
Miss lilvu Caster Wednesday even-j
big and Thursday, returning to
Medford Friday morning.
Mr. and Mrs. ,M. F. Sheets were
dinner guests at the home of Mr.
and Mrs. K. 10. Kennies Monday.
Independence school gave ti New
Year's program January 2.
Misses llillie and Dorothy Car
less of Phoenix, Harold Isaacs.
Miss Dorr is Klienhammer and
Frances Weisner attended a mid
night matinee in Medford Wed
nesday. Mr. and Mrs. A. W. Shepherd,
and Mr. and Mrs. Ted Littlefield
were dinner guest n of Mr. and
Mrs. Phil Oornsta New Years.
Mr. and Mrs. M. F. Sheets, and
Mr. nnd Mrs. A. W. Mason were
guests of .Mr. and Mrs. L. --A. Cas
ter on the Old Stage lioad Sun
day. Miss Florence Hearn who has
been spending the vacation here
at the A. W. Hearn home, return
ed to Oregon State college Fri
day. Mrs. John Hilderbrand, two chil
dren, and brother. Miles Mote,
left New Years day for their
home in Stockton, Cal. They wore
accompanied by Norman Ander
son. Mrs. Hlldorbraml and fam
ily and Mr. Mote spent neveral
weeks here with relatives and
frieifds.
Thursday club wilt have a party
Saturday night at the home of Mr.
Culver in Ashland. All club mem
bers are urged to be present.
E. K. Littlefield. who hasbren
confined lo his bed for some time
because of sieknew. was removed
to the hospital in Medford Sunday.
11 is reported much bettor and
till probably be brought homo
the lattajr part of thfi week.
. Tpo btifO'iil club of tbe North
Pbj.enix community till hobj n
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Quill Points
It he line .-the restaurant table
line:-, as a scratch pad, perhaps
he If used to eating on oil cloth.
Prohibition, however, has S'et
to make a rogue of nn honesl
man.
Nothlnc Is wasted. Wmn people
tear down their temples, they nl
wuys need the stone to' build ja IIh.
True, you can't make men de
cent by law. And apparently you
can't do It by any other means.
And yet, If-we had no League of
Nations, the other three nations
might bo at war, too.
Midget cars came just in time.
The .trucks don't leave room for
any other kind.
Correct this sentence: "A va
cation now Is risky," said the
business man, "but I wcaj't risk
mjr health for a little money."
fou needn't ask a man's opin
ion of censorship. .If st ask him
if he ha.s any children.
Correct Qthis sentence: "This
famous man needs no introduc
tion," s-ail the toastmaster, "so I'll
just sit down and let him talk."
The next w.f will be fought in
the air, say experts. Hooray! At
last we'll get a chance to see gen
erals in tho front-line dugouts.
An American will forego neces
sities to retain his luxuries. That
man you saw at the tail-end of
the bread line probably arrived
last because his car wouldn't start.
A radio speaker has just now in
formed us thai Detroit is connected
with Canada .by a tunnel. Or dl.l
he say funnel?"
Don't throw away your old car
Thirty years from now some rich
sap may buy it for an antique.
A high hat will got you by in
New York, but out in the so-called
'stick.s" they insist on knowing
what's under it.
Wonderful civilization! H gives
millions of men jobs when inspired
by hate, and leaves them jobless
when the only inspiration is pity
Epitnph for a poorman: Hero
lies the hotly of Hobort'lluff; hang
ed b e c a u s e he hadn't money
enough."
regular all day meeting January
7 at the home of Mrs. W. C. Can
naway. Plans will be discussed
for the new year.
Meredith Sheets returned to the
University of Oregon Sunday
.Mr. and Mrs. W. C. (lanaway
were dinner guest? of Mrs. Salz
man New Year's day.
Mr. and Mrs. Ml Sheets and
family were dinner guests of their
daughter Mrs. Harold Crowell
New Year's eve.
M fs. Ted Littlefield was con
fined to her . home several days
this week becauw of sickness.
Mr. and. Mrs. J. , W. Watkins
of Phoenix.. Mr. and Mrs. Chester
Ho ii ins of Seattle, Wash., Mr. and
Mrs. Stennott, and Mrs. -13. Smilie
of Talent, Mrs. tleorgo Jlotirns of
Phoenix. Mr. - nnd Mrs. Francis
WalkbiH and Mri nnd Mrs. Floyd
Watkins and daughter were dinner
guests of Mr. and Mrs. Ed Judd
of Medford
J. A. Meyer cut his finger while
splitting kindling New Years.
Mrs. Hay Ward entertained at
dinner Tuesday in honor of Mrs.
Hay Wright's birthday. Guests
were Mr. and Miv. Oenrge Brake.
Mr. and Mrs. Doe Wright, Mr.
nnd Mrs. F. A. Morse, Mr. and
Mrs. Clarence Frye, Mr. and Mi's.
Ray Wright, and Mr. and Mrs.
Hay Ward. The evening was spent
playing bridge. High score for
w omen was w on by M rs . Hay
Wright, and the high score for
men by (leorge Drake. Consota
Hon prize wn4 won by Hay Wright.
Mr. nnd Mrs. Iiay Ward were
dinner guests at the home of Mr.
and Mrs. Hay Wright in Medford
Wednesday evening, after which
the group attended a matinee in
Medford
Miss Ercel Young nnd Sylvester
Stevens spent New Year's eve at
the home of Mr. and Mrs. V. E
Poling.
Mr. and Mrs. II. S. Poling went
tn the home of their win and
wife, Mr. nnd Mrs. W. E. Poling,
where they witl spend several
dnys.
Hoy Scout troops enjoyed a hike
on Coleman creek Friday,
Mr. and Mrs. F. A. Morse, who
have been living in Medford
moved to a ranch near Phoenix
Mr. and Mrs. J. W, Watkins
were host and hostess to a dinner
parly Friday night, given U honor
of .Mr. and Mr.. Chester Dourne
who will leneo Saturday for their
home In Seattle. Cucsts were
Mr. nnd Mrs. Floyd Watkins and
daughter, M r. and Mrs. Pranols
Watkins and Mr. and Mrs. Ed
Judd. of Medford.
By BUO FISHER
Klft. Jkl AtlMT
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Do You Remember?
TKX YEAltS AGO TODAY
(From files of the Mail Tribune.)
January a,, 1B21
Better Homes and Better Hens,
are Farm Week topics.
Streams of Oregon overflow but
with little damage. High winds
in the city cuuseriiany flue fires,
with slight losses.
Prof. Helmer urges cover crops
for farms of the valley. Declares
"methods of Moses now in vogue
here are out of date."
Carl Tongwuld creates a sensa
tion by visiting Portland and reg
istering from "Youbetcherland."
Espee freight engine nearly
catches fire department truck at
the Jackson street crossing.
Hear creek Is raging torrent nnd
full of wood.
4
TWENTY YEA KS A(Jt) TODAY
(From files of the Mail Tribune.)
Jan nary It, IIH 1
Jacksonville stirred by another
gold find on Jackson creek. .
"The past week has been a busy
one for our postmaster, and he
says he is glad Christmas is over'
(Eagle Point Eaglets.)
Only three drunks nabbed by
police during local New Year's
jollification.
Mining congress to be held In
Ashland.
Fred L. Colvig takes oath as
county recorder.
A. Conrad Fiero, S. Vilas Ileck
with, J. Emmett Harkdull and
Phil Hamill purchase the- Hear
Creek Oarage and will operate
same. . .
4
vOTPV '
"Palm Beach is next," says Puff to
Bunny, "let's head south to
day." Since he's a perfect servant, Bunny
says to Puff: "Okay."
His friends are there to say fare
well the train comes rolling
in
And Puffy bites his lip to stop the
quivers in his chin.
Sundown
5TQ
THE MOON'S COUNTRY
By Mary Graham Bonner--"a
They could not speak now that
Ihey were taking a trip over tho
Moon's country. Hut they looked
at the rough.
plains, mountains.
houlders, walls and I
ramparts and I
thought how I
strange and Inter
esting they were f
and how - unlike
anything they had j
ever seen.
They d i d not
merely walk it
they look this trip.
Kvery step was I
liko a high jump.
IUE8
ar aw
dffiSat
lOTfVBB aaaMBpa
PI
8 I
There were eaves with light shin
ing on them Irani the Sun while
the sides on which the Sun did
not shine were as hluck ns black
could he.
It was the most extraordinary
trip they had ever .taken nnd such
huge, jumping steps were very
thrilling.
They returned to the tent nnd
the Moon said he had thought up a
veise ns a sort of revenge for hav
ing heen made the subject of so
much verse.
This was the Moon's short poem:
"The Moon's your nearest neigh-
bur, -
But from me you cannot borrow,
For you can't say. 'Choer up, old
dear.
We'll bring It back tomorrow."
The children did not think the
verse was iwitieulnrly remarkable,
but the Moon laughed hard at it
himself, which made the children
laugh, too.
Then ihe Little Black Clock snid
II was lime to leave. So they said
good bye tn the Moon and traveled .
buck lo t lie earth In the rocket
plane.
"You see." explained the Little
Illai k ( lock ns he left them for tho
evenly:. "I've turned the time vy
gjicau. for people cannot tral I
wie M(:i in your time.
"The 11 do it in time but it will
take many, many years!"'
"I'd he a recoriWumper lr t lived
on the Mnon's-Wuiids." John re- 1
ina (kld. and iVn ho nrfrt.,H nfi,.r
a few moments:
Hut everyone else enS! do the
same up there too: Thn alwavB
the way it ." he adWl nadir.
But then he realized that ho had
visited the Moon und It was all
because of tho Clock's magic Hn
didn't have tn fnl nr. r.
self '
Monday "Tht Snow Family"