PXGE FOUR
METTFORD MATL 1 TRTT.T7KTC, MEDFOTtD, Q-RflflQy, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 10, 1930
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Ye Smudge Pot
, (By Arthur Porry)
A favorite trick-tit the. metropo
lis. . Ih to blninu everything that
annoys or excites them, tiion tliu
cdlturlal polloy of the Orogonlnn.
However, to ditto the great daily
has not been accused by 11 l'ortlund
drummer or Instigating tno
Howlcs-Loucks triangle metes Just
'ii) net something to print.
' i "What would tho University of
Oregon fuolhull team huve .duilu
ugalnst the mighty Notro Dame
Httuud?" cheerily Imiulros an up
state journal. Without entering
Into the merits or demerltH of the
allegation, it Is, mom certuinly
nothing to talk about.
Mtn. Albert Cundell mi scrlous
ly burned about her face, liunda
and arms when a gasoline vtuvc
iKnitcd that sho was trying to
light. She Is some Improved,
(Turkey Ho'.iow News, Eldorado,
Hun., Times.) Tho aid to beauty.
The wcuther coincides with tho
liroud Kiln and cheerful manner of
tho woodmen. "Where there Is no
wood, tho fire goeth out1' (Pro
verbs 24:20.)
"Tho Henry boys butchered hogs'
Saturday, also Charllo Tolle"
(Salmon Bar Jottings.), Hough
stuff In tho rural arous.
"William Hyun has been barking
In the timber nil week"1 (Kono
Ore., Tidings.) Como homo, Hill,
before you. blto yoursolf.
Tho cold thnt "selicd" Ally T.
Miles,-' at Ashland turkey lilting
day; fled beforo it was searched. .
t-GAYrTTY ItUNH A.Ml'C'K
' (Kansas City Star)
Tho Associated Press credits
. -Senator Vandonborg of Mlehl
gun - with diplomacy on tho
basis of his reply to tho ques
tion of "what brought hltn" to
the White House. Tho senator
is ' said to have parried this
embarrassing lnuulry with "u
. second-hand car." Tho Whlto
' House reporter should then
' have asked, "What wore you
and tho ' president talking
about?" to which ho should
brightly have replied, "About
fin hour." That would have
left tho reporter to announce,
"Your second-hand car walls
' Without, allowing' tho senator
its his exit line, tho famous
'"Without what?"
1'- Local Imaginations are being
whetted and honed, ; on the propo
sition: "What Will Medford lie
I.Ike In 19X0." lly that lima all
hnuds will bo united behind llio
all-Important Koguo fiver flHh
Issue, and fishing poles wltl bo
used for Christ miiB trees.
Many of the main Juveniles are
Imitating Kspcc locomotives during
all their waking hours, In the hopu
H. t'laus will bring them an electric
train that costs the down payment
on a power plant-
' A fly that spent the summer in
the Arctic, arrived In this sanctum
this nm.
A tramp lecturer the first in
many moons Is scheduled tu nr..
live in January, and proceed to
knock tho morn) kinks out of local
sinners. They need It. Tho Initi
ation fees will be within the reach
of till.
IN TI1K t'ACTIOl'K 80-S
- (All there, I loll llallliuoilll!)
. A man of abotil 4(1 years of age,
giving the name of Joshua Copper
sinllh, has been arrested In New
York for 'Uttomptlng to extract
funds from Ignorant und supersti
tious people by exhibiting n device
which ho says will convey the hu
man voice any distance ovrt'
metallic wires so Hint It will be
heard by tho listener at the other
-end. lle(calls the-Ihstrumcnt a.
"telephone" which is obviously In
tended to imitate the word "tele
graph" nnd get tho confidence of
those who know the success of the
latter Instrument without under
standing the principles on which
It Is based. Well Informed people
know thnt It la Impossible to trans,
-mil tho human voice over wires
ns Is done with dots ntul daidics
nnd signals of the Morse code nnd
that, were, tt possible to do so. the
thing would he of no 'practical
value. The uthorllles who appre
hended this criminal are to be
congratulated, and It Is hoped that
his punishment will be prompt
nnd fitting thut It mny serve as an
cxumple is 10 other conscienceless
sehemcrs who enrich themselves
at the expense of their fellow ci-en-tllles.
(NY. Times. Nov. 19, KS)
; It lakes n Christmas sen! p
)iako t Christrniii inll,
PRESIDENT HOOVER HITS BACK'
A FEW weeks uso Democratic
tltntr u',mll imn u-!fli lt.ikMt.,re lnnt,H 1,, .;. ..,.
,.ui, , 1 oiiw,i ji'ruiij in nvviuiii iiiiviii-
ploynient relief, and in the effort to restore prosperity in this
country. The playing 'of partisan polities, the pesterinn of the
President merely for tho sake of pestering the leader of tho op
position, was to be abandoned. 1 : ' ' ' '
This seemed to us a very sensible and worthy resolve, and
we commended it at that lithe.
that such a policy has been very strictly adhered to.
President Hoover asked for iflod.OiKl.ODO for unemployment
relief. He was immediately assailed by Democratic1 members in
both houses, who maintained such a dfinand could only be justi
fied by war, they asked that the President explain iii detail how
he intended to use the money, and wound up by declaring 'resi
dent Hoover was an extravagance the country could ill afford
lit the present time. t ' '
Not what could be termed exactly u . non-pa r.tisun policy of
co-operation!
1VTOR can such an attitude be justified on the grounds that th.e
opposition sincerely disapproved of devoting iiucli a large
sum for relief, without itemizing the exact expenditures.
For following this stand the minority party proceeded to de
mand li sum for relief in excess of :)!iri(),()(l())(l(iO, the total finally
reaching the imposing figure of $ir)(),0()(),OfKI, with practically
every section of the country coming in for a share of the bene
fits. ' ' .;'''.
When the Dcmojsrats put in these demands they knew they
would not be granted. They didn't want them to be granted.
All they wanted, was to put the President in the position of re
fusing relief, and thus make political capital for themselves.
PRESIDENT HOOVER is not essentially a fighter. Hut nei-
tber is he li bedger. The Democrats apparently banked upon
the first fact, but disregarded the second.
For just as soon as the opposition had revealed its hand,
President Hoover acccptijd their challeiige'aiid branded it as a
raid on the pork barrel disguised as relief.
"I'rosperlty," said lio, "can't bo restored by raids on the. public
treasury. Tho budget message- contained the maximum expendi
ture tho government cnuld muko without Increase of tuxes. And
this increase nf taxes would full on tho farmer and worker. Cer
tain organizations arc playing politics at the expense of human
misery. The American peoplo will not bo misled by Btich tac
tics." We don't believe they will be. They will quickly perceive
the obvious fact that Ihe pronouncement of the Democratic
leaders was merely an idle gesture signifying nothing, that tlie
opposition has no serious intention (if abandoning its policy of
badgering and thwarting the President of the country in every
way, regardless of whether such a policy might be good or bad
for the country. .''''
So Washington returns to the situation it was in before tile
Democratic leaders iiilule their self-righteous announcement re
garding support of the administration in its war on unemploy
ment and suffering among the masses.
Whatever is accomplished toward this end, must be accom
plished in spite of tjie Democrats, not because of their aid and
eo-operntion. The Democratic leaders stand convicted of hy
pocricy and bad faith. . ..
WERE THE TKOJANS BOUGHT OFF?
A LOCAL supporter of the
Miilr,, ljitmn ini'ftil mi li
last Saturday.
The Trojans, it seems, were
that plies its nefarious trade in Southern California, the mem
bers of the aforesaid l'injj clcaniui;'up a million dollars lit an ex
penditure of only if'iO.OOO.
So THAT was it? Well, this
showing is about as convincinj;
Hilt somehow we can't believe
lievo the Trojan warriors were poisoned by food tainted at the
hands of a iCatholic chef. Tin; only explanation we have been
ablo to credit for this extraordinary debacle is that Notre Dame
know more football, played it,
scored U7 more points. "
OUT this wild yarn, conveyed with apparent seriousness by
the local fan, brings into sharp relief one iindeniabie f lift
rcai'dint? iiiunteur football iiud ihe main reason why'it remains
such a popular game.
Southern Chi, may or may not be fainted by professionalism,
but this much is certain there isn't enough money in I,os An
geles to buy up the Trojans, or
They play nut! all other college teams play for something money
jaiiiiot buy. '
i That is why attendance at these big college .games is onlv
limited by the seating capacity, and it is also why the profes
sional teams are having difficulty
WK OKTKN smile at that historical statement of the toolball
tibiver who said be was willing to die for "eood old Rut
gers" or was it Colgate? Nevertheless, thai statement was no
doubt made, and it accurately represents fhe tnic football spirit.
College players do cuter an important contest with that do
or-die spirit and so do the tpectators but fortunately actual
casualties are confined largely to those with impaired hearts.
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Hfi AIN'T NO bird:
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leaders in Ciuwcsk announced
Hut thus far it doesn't appear
Trojans informs the writer why
ti Tkiiiiui 11 lirtliilnv ni l.ou Antrpli'H
bought lip by the uanihlini; '"'"K
explanation of Southern Cal's
lis any other we have heard.
it,' aiiy more than we eaii be-
better and harder, and thereby
., , ;
any other college football team.
in hulking hut h ends meet.
You Can't Get Anywhere Standing Still
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And it is TlilS spirit that sustains the game. When it dis
appears, when such a claim as our friend made, cifn be re
garded as anything but u joke and a poor one the sport of foot
ball, as it is now known, will be no more.
Htit.-wc are glad'to say, NOT XINTIL TIIKX!
And yet despite Prohibition, gangsters and drought, Presi
dent Hoover would be a wonder if your bank account was.
There is still hope for the race when hard times and fire in
surance don't combine to produce a general conflagration.
Brisbane's urging the recognition of Russia would be more
effective if he hadn't flrged people to keep on bulling the market.
The Dfinberiits should tret to
declares in his relief-program President Hoover is too expensive,
while another demands that his
2."0,0 10,000.
It should cause, no surprise to learn that the modification of
Oregon's dry law to-conform to the' Volstead Act is opposed by
the amalgamated order of undertakers.
ag parents
HKH.iiT hi t roNrKiTrcn
lly A It re .liiilson I'mlit
It Ih mmnionly hollevod thnt
children who wo excoptlomilly In
tolllm'iit nlHo al'c very likely to ho
cu m'l'i tod. 9
t'Ol'tllln llxyclutlnKit'tll KUIilit'H
whlt'h havo hern iuikIo or thlw uih
Jett nhinv thnt t'ontniry to thlH
poputtir Jiotion, clvver children 11 h
11 Kotit .ire uctunlly low t'uneoitod
thtin avoniKO children.
Indeed their tendency seeniH to
he oni.Htiintly ti com pure them
moIvcs with hullvldualH whono
uchlcvcmcntM must always muko
their own nppeur Insignificant ty
coinpurfKon.
Nevertheless we do occnslnniilly
come upon a child whose nnpleut
ant dourer of conceit woiiim direct
ly related to the fact thnt he Is
especially Klfted. In such Instances
the caUwe lies either In the treat
ment he has received at homo or
In the fact he Is I ni pressed with
Trie
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9. Hum
"ether. One Democratic leader
relict lund should be raised to
his uhvlous superiority to his class
mutes.
Trtihahly hy far the most usual
factor In tho development 0( con
ceit In the clever child Is found in
the attitude of his parents. Too
infrequently they nre unahle to re
sist the tctnptntlhii to exploit his
cleverness in such a way as to re
floct Rlory upon them or otherwise
to show off his nhllftlea.
I'rtrcms of exceptionally lutelll
Bont children cannot he too careful
of tlie manner of their praise. Al
ways It should he plven in such
a way as to draw the child's atten
tion from himself to the delight of
his accomplishment.
This tye of praise which is
really a kind of shared satisfaction
In achievement Htlmulntcs him to
fish endeavor while it does not
foster self-consciousness.
Wherever special classes for
superior children exist they offer
the host posslhle solution to the
conceit that sometimes originates
in the ordinary class room.
The Rifted child placed In n class
composed entirely of gifted chil
dren has - to compote with his
equals nnd In the process soon
loses whatever undue' self-esteem
was his,
Personal Health Service
By William Brady, M. D.
Iltned letters pertaliifnf I personal health
111 be ansiered br Dr. Bradir It a stamped aelf
and Tltlen lo Int. Oainc to Ihe larie number ol
replr can be made to Queries not eunlormli to
Tlie Mall Tribune.' .
TUB COST OP MEDICAL A XI)
Every duy a few requests come
along In the mail for good spec
lalisti .who will stye this or that
treatment at ft' "reasonable" price.
Then there ore usually a few ro
qutwLs , for fiood
clinics, hospitals
or other places
where 8 p e c I a I
care for such
and such cases or
treatment for one
thing or another
can be had 'free
of c&Bt or at
at a p e c I a 1 low
rates, owing to
inability to nav.
Still a third clam of inquiries would
have mo name the fees for tho
treatment the writers seek. And
finally somebody asks every little
while whether such and such a
fee or cost Is fair for such and
such treatment.
I can give no information about
tho costs of medical or dental care
or treatment.
.So far as places of free treat
ment or care are concerned. I can't
advise a correspondent whether he
or he Lk eligible for such free care
or treatment, That Is a question
which depends on the local ord
inances or laws, and upon the par
ticular rules -or requirements of
the institution concerned. In gen
eral, a practicing, physician In tho
patient's own tneighborhood can
licst advise or If necessary arrange
about Huch free care or treatment.
In general, too, I cannot recom
mend free clinics, from file pati
ent's point of view, though they
are fine places for young tyro doc
tors to get experience, and for
young practicing doctors to culti
vate possible pay cases.
I take It that when I do recom
mend a doctor or a specialist or a
hospital, the patron will receive
fair treatment. That is as far as
I qan go. Jreat guns, there are
90.000 good doctors and special
ists In the country, and perhaps
40,000 not so good. I can't attempt
to keep personal data on all of
these. The best I can do In scratch
tho doctor's name from my list
when I learn that he doesn't be
long there. " . ;
My data on physicians and spec-:
iallHts are fairly . comprehensive,
Unless n doctor has turned up Jiis;
toes or taken a. rap or. something. I
within tho last .year or two, I gen-i
erally have him pretty well label-1
ed.' That k' if he has ' tho mis
fortune to practice in these United
States. If he practices In Canada,
that's nil I know about him. ns a
rule. In Canada, doctors do not
go In for specialism so much as
we do In Yankeeiand, or If they
do they don't holler so much about
their special ability.
I wish I could Include dentists
In my, er. service, ittut dentists
are not doctors, I don't care if they
1o put on airs about the title.
Of course they should be; the law
should require a complete medical
course, then such special technical
training ns is necessary, for the
practice of dentistry. Dentists as
sume the ' responsibilities o fphy
stclans or surgeons. Why should
they not have the same, training
not something like It?
QI'KaSTIOXS AND AXSWEKS
Targe Pupils.
The pupils of my eyes are al
ways very large, as If I had just
come out of a dark room. Can
you tell me the cause of this?
Irene. i
Answer. It Is probably because
you arfc young, or nenr-sigfcted, or
of the vagotonic type or disposi
tion, or nil three. Tho pupils aro
larger in young persons, and in
those near-sighted, and in vago
tonic individuals. Such individu
als usually have large, beautiful
eyes thnt glisten.
The Yon to Grow.
IMcuso toll me If It is possible to
get taller. If so, how. and is there
a hospital in that specializes
In that line of work? O.
Answer. No. 'Perhaps you
1iave a vague recollection of a
j mall-order swindle that formerly
held forth (p tho city you .men
tion, selling the suckers something
that purported to Increase stature.
I am Very sorry. Son. there is no
known- method of increasing stat
ure. I really am, for If there were
I'd like to try it.
U let for Hyperacidity.
You said people with hyperacid
ity should partake freolv of those
foods which require acid to digest.
Please give a list of such foods.
C. H. M.
Answer. Lean meats. eggi,
milk, cheese, beans, peas, nuts, are
representative item s. Complete
dietaries are given in the "tJuido
to Hlght Eating." Ask for It nnd
and brcleoa. not to disease, dlainosts or treatesent
addressed emelope Is anelosed. Utlera shooia oe oner
letters reeelied onlr a lea tan be answered oere. !.
utnicUot. Address Dr. WlUuun Kradr lo ears n
DENTAL C.YKE AND TltEATMKXT
Inclose 10 cents and a stamped
envelope bearing your address.
The "Guide" also gives complete
dietaries for peptic ulcer, and the
protective corrective diet for acid
osis, twinges or rheumatlz and gon
eral degeneration In folk of ma
ture age.
llctwtyn Uie Toilon unci tlie Steep
Sea.
I have noticed that you have a
method of preventing a r.slckness.
Being a hay fever sufferer ! try to
get away from that by taking a
sea voyage each season, but un
fortunately i . , E. K.
Answer. Oh, oh. That's tough.
Honestly, I sympathize with you.
Madam, hut not enough to fur
nish a stamp or to write your ad
dress on the envelope. You do
that, please, and I'll do my best
to make your next sea voyage a
peaceful one. As an alternative
you might fi-nd a sojourn at Du-
luth, Two iRlvers In AV'isconsin, or
Malt Lake City, or the Pocono
mountains, or Santa Barbara, a re
lief In your hay fever season.
(Copyright John P. Dille Co.)
Quill Points "I
.If the insects are so much like
men, as the scientists declare, how
come they don't have cycles: of un
employment? , t
A country has about hit bottom
when an honest man Is tho only
one who doesn't know how to kocp
out of jail.
There Is a suspicion , that the
Federal bunking system, hoarding
gold to prevent dangerous infla
tion, prevented it a little too well.
Times aren't so linnl. -You
liefer hear miylHMly asking for
swonds 011 a cigarette butt ns
iii war times.
: 'The. low price of who,it at least
teaches us that tho 'costly Ingredi
ent, in bread Is the yeast." 1 ,
Happy thought! If the Joblfess
can sell apples' on the street, may
be they could do something with
our oil stock. -
Americanism: Laughing at Eng
land because her wealth couldn't
maintain a high price fur rubber;
believing tho American taxpayer's
money can maintain a 'high price
for wheat.
In this land of fair play and
strict morality you can borrow
money at 2 per cent, provided you
want it to gamble with.
Don't worry about the govern
ment's accumulation of wheat. Wo
can call an international confer
ence, and get Instructions to sink
it.
It lsnt surprising that 44 states
consumed more gas this year than
last. People who have nothing to
do always go somewhere else to
do it.
; Some people still have faith
In tho human race., and others
have miIMuL, furnished a part -incuts.
.All else having failed, it might
be w e 1 1 to examine b u s I n ess and
see if a pin is sticking it any
where. Mayor Hill Thompson thinks a
raffle wuiild put money in circu
lation, but alas! peoplo whu ex
pect something for nothing haven't
any money k f t.
Why expect other laws to work
when the old law of supply and
demand Isn't functioning except in
the first half?
A free country is one in which
people vote against tho party in
power whenever they're mad about
losing money.
Correct this sentence: 'Just do
your host to please her In all
thlnRs." said the experienced hus
hand, "and she will never develop
a top-sergeant complex."
By BUD FISHER
Do Yon Remember?
Ti:V YEAIIS AGO TODAY
(From flies of the Mull Tribune.)
Ucn-iillK'r 10. 12.
Klurry of bettliiR hltH local flKlit
funs over the as;e of Jitek Deml
aey and aeorttes Curpcntier.
Cltin-nH bnntiuet tootbull' ten in.
oftor "which they uro rmuled with
two hours of nons and oratory."
Fletcher Fish, "the populur tenor
executed "When tho Moon Shines
On tho Moonshine.", parofllnst It ,
to. the recent defeat of Ashhtnil.
Dub.WatHon spoko for the team.
Mayor. Oates, In closln iloclares,
'I am Rlad this oratorical de
bauch is over."
Masked mob at Santa Ftosu, Cul.,
lynch three Sun Francisco kuiibs
t'crs. accused of Ions scries , of
outrage!) URuinst women. Stuto
stirred by revelations.
England declares martial law
in Ireland, as a "peaco' move."-
Peace dream of Wootlrow Wil
son shattered by Republican sen
ate. TWENTY YEA ItS A(JO TODAY'
(From files of tho Mail Tribune.)
IK'Ct-iiilx-r III. I ID
Man confesses he killed lielle
Ellis, woman found nlonff rail
road near l'hoenix, but police say
he is demented.
1 Eagle Point petitions for Incor
poration. ' '
Foreman on Kd Hanlcy much
thrashes a. stranger who .killed a
China pheasant .ami game warden
offers 25 reward for his jiirrost.
Circuit court hands down ilu
cision that those who subscribed
to stock in thu Mcdfiird and Cra
ter. Lake railroad; aro legally
bound.
IjC (lagncii)'X, French birdnmn
ars to an altitude of 10,100 foot.
W: rl. Feagan. president 6f tho
Emphe Life Insurance ciimiuinM
of Chicago, here on visit, reportsr"
he' "is magnificently mcsinerlncd
by " startling beauty of the valley
and" its people."
. 1 '-.
I2-IO
Says I'ltly: ".Nattti-o iimilo mej
, , . big
'For contrast with lite bullion 1'lK.
Australia has the Kangaroo '
And WallubU's ftir contrast, too."
, C'liiistnuiM ,Tniveling.
Ity .Mary (irultaiu Uomier.
''Do you liko going around and
feeing how C'hrlstmaa. Is cele
brated in different countiiea?"
tho Little 15 1 tt c k
Clock a k k e d tht i
child re n.
"Sure it's, great,'
said John.
"I jut love it."
slid l'cggy.
Se the I. i 1 1 l j
I'.lack (lock look
the m o v e r to g
J-'ranee where thcyj
heard tho children!
talking alout
Father fhrLstmas.
as they called San-
ta.- and they aawl
them putting wooiien shoeH around
waiting for Father Christmas to
fill them.
They traveled to Alsace und
caw a lovely girl dressing up for
a Christmas festival, wearing n
gold crewn with candles about
It. nnd carrying a wand with a
silver bell. ,
Next the Utile Hhiok Clock took
them to Jugoslavia whore tlie
father nf the house had n larun
bowl- Tilled with corn. Me tmik
thin anil an orange and n big old
I'tniiKhshnro ;)nd put them near
tho hearth whore the nieVry yule
Ion whs iturnlng.
Then he mado a wish that the
grain wt;uld grow well during the
coming yenr and that tho Cattle
would bp well and strong.
"We'll have t see lots of
plarop," the Utile llluik Clock
told tho children. and we'll net.
how much every one loves Chrlst
nuis. "We'll noc holly hunu up I"'
rause in thr obi days, tlny usrd
to Ky t hat everything bad nnd
harmful would be Kopt out wher
ever holly was haiiKini:, and we'll
see mistletoe being put up. be
cause year ago people ald If
they did thnt it would let love
and affection rome right Into tho
honos,"
Tho Uttle llhuk Clock was
usimr a very fine sleigh for thes
adventures.
But then the Utile Iilaek Clock
wa n very Wtinderful person. It
certainly was perfect to travel
.with him. Jle. could nrrnns;
tevrythiwr and he did. too.
' Ti.mortvv "The Slw-phcnl
MiiKing."
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