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M. C. M0UK.NHKN It COMI'ANT
Offlccf tn New York, ('hiow, Detroit, San
franclico, ua Anseles, Seattle, I'otrland. .
Ye Smudge Pot
(By Arthur Perry)
J-'nilh hi the heroic b'onat of tlto
lIuniilliiKorH: "There It not u night
In tho year In thta valley, when a
blanket does not feci Rood," ban
heeii run ovor oy a Bouthbound
auto Httiffo.
And after hearlnR the Hteln Hung
a few million tint oh, wo Kent our
fli-Ht contribution to tho Antl
tfaloon league, (Judge.) Ho way
the rent of um.
TIiIh col. points with nteaMirnble
jnldii to Km prophetic vIkIoii and
t he nceurney I hereof. Lanl A prll
when HpliiiK'lt xatud wau folated on
the world, wo predloti'd tho next
Htep downward whh Hplniieh wind
wleheH, and huiiio has cunio to
pilHH.
Another member of. tin legal
fraternity In Texim, han run out of
the famed Southern chivalry ami,
whilo In tho throes of a famed
Southern peovo, dynamited hia
wife. Tho bhiMt, the evideueu hull
eateti, whh for tho tovo of a lady
friend, and tho Jnttraiu;o on tho
11 Co of (leeeaMi'd, Uonmnco ffelM
roUKh In TexiiH, when tho victims
helotiK to tho heneh and bar. With
in tho year, two judgon down there
became violent. Duo plunked IiIh
Hon-ln-law between tho eyes with a
.US bullet. Tho other rammed a
butcher kntfu between tho rilm of
a NlenoRrapher. Both Judged were
crazy until tho Jury returned the
Verdletu. lit tho present cane, lha
tamo affiliation prevullu, and, be
tthlcM, lio haH whlmperitlH. The
woman mado him do it,
lUittei-H lu an ex .Service man
randy HaleHinan, creamery man,
Hehool teueher, merchant, taxi
driver, Y. M, C A. cook, loo man,
United Stat oh deputy mai-HhaL uh
boy, ItiHuraneo agent, Htreut car
inn ii, landneapo Hardener ami far
mer. (Campaign C'urd.) lio. KveutH
to have made a fhuUe of everything
but horHeHhoehiK and Journalltuu.
JuihiH L. Ilelcr, of Portland, an
tho reHult of u political tantrum
held In that village of metropoli
tan proportlotiH hiHt nljfht, 1h now
an Independent candidate for gov
ernor, IIIh cauilldacy watt pro
moted chiefly by J'ortlauderti, ho
IneonKciiuential they couJd not
even be elected to tho lCKlHlaturc,
from Alultnomah county. The
Meier nouilnntlnn will dry the
tcai-H of the IiU.ooo JCrpubllctiiiH
who ruHt their volea hist May for
tho lute (leorgi V. J owe ph. Tho
other :mio,000 JtepubllcaiiH In tho
Male who voled for some other
canilldute, or were too lazy to go
to the puIIh, will now proceed to
rrmovu (he egotism from Air.
Meier, and Hoe that he la not rorccd
to run. Oregon, and Ittt largeHt de
partment Htore, at ono and the
Kuuie, llmo.. Tho candidate will
Id iork tho Pock off tho vented
lutcrontH, and In ho dying, emit
many dramallo pnm.
Monroe, New York. ! furry IttiU
who Hvpm at (Campbell J lull, whh
elected head of the cow ownern of
(HaiiKo county. trrewi DiMputeh.)
It could not be udderwlwe.
I, llulph Mandl, 3009 Met lee,
will not bo responsible for any
bllltt made by Min. Halph Mundl
from i . now on, ihroiiKliout the
future. (KaiiNait Hity Star,) For
ever, .eternally, atid anon.
OI MAS
(Onialia Worhl-llrralil)
Which Ih tho in out Unpleasant
Heaon, winter or mimmer? Twice
n year, after Judicially weighing nil
the ovldeuco, we reach n deelnlon.
And each llmo our derision re
verses tho one wo reached nix
inonthn before.
Kach winter wo mentally cunt
Hhcep'H eye nt the Klorious sum
mer which went before. An wo
awaken In a frigid room and ntiim
hle, all hlver, to the cheerless
furnace room; an we fight our way
through the drift, our backs bent
HgahiHt tho arctic sale, our shanks
numb and adiing from tho eold;
an we Walt on a windswept corner
for tho ttiim whlrh Is fighting Its
way toward un through tho bliz
7a rd we think longingly of tho
riayH when we basked In the health
Riving sunshine of summer and
make a high resolve nver Hgaln
to find fault with the magic season
of growing corn.
A nd every mi in m 0' wo change
oar rnlndn. Consistency Is not In
IN TWENTY
TWENTY-MVE yoars njro a jrroup of yonn men took 11k
Twoiilii'Ui (Vuliiry I.nnitcd from Sew York to Chicago. t
was a jrrcat event antl ovcryoiit' on thu train -was talking aliont
the' tL'rrific sjcctl that carried the assent i? from New York
to Cliicaj;o in IS hours.
There Jnif jmim:c1 to he a newspaper man on the train who liatl
covered the first flight of the Wright hrntli!rs at Kitty JJawU.
hater Ik? had taken a flijzht with his trousers whistling in the
hreeze, on wliat lie called "Wright's crazy chitken coop."
This newspaper nuiit was greatly derided when lie predicted
that in LT years the Wrilit hrothers would be heating the Twen
tieth Cenriiry to New York.
One very positive gentleman, who claimed he had been edu
cated as an engineer, declared that scientific men were all
agreed that the human animal would never perfect a machine
that would lie practical for transportation in the air. lie had
it carefully figured out. Any machine lilit enough to fly would
shake itself to pieces attaining any such .speed as the train in
which he was riding had then attained.
The iiitereHtin-f feature of this remark was not that it was
made, hut that no one in tho parry attempted to deny it. Kven
the newspaper man khvo in. ; Jt was the generally ncccpVod view
of flying, anions the rank and file, 25 years ao. Outside of
one periodical the epoch-maluno; achievement of thu Wright
brothers, went practically unnoticed, until the two brothers
went abroad. i
DAY before yesterday (,'aptain Hawk flew mi! from New York
to (Ihieao in 1-S lioursHhut, from New York, to Los Angeles
in 1 :i ! Jfe hopped off its the sun rose from the. Atlantic ocean,
and landed before it had set in the Pacific. lie didn't beat
the sun hut; lie almost kept up with it.
Vij don't know whether tp not thai, positive gentleman with
a scientific, trainiiiir is alive today, but we hope, he is. lie should
have lived long enough to admit that the newspaper man win:
ri-rht ami he wasn't. ; '
lint anil lujre we eomo to the unj l.'asant feature of this
lale and its only moral. We know that if aforesaid Mr. Positive
is u) and about, the hist tiling he would do would be to admit
that he ever made thai remark on the Twentieth Century. And
he VOrU) he equally positive about something that will never
happen in the future such as flying to the moon or the t'nited
States joining the League of Nations.
IJSOLUTKI A' impossihle all scientific and well informed
men would be agreed, on that point, and no one around
would have the knowledge to dispute him.
Haven't you ever not iced these positive men who know
everything and are invariably mistaken. So many of them
travel on trains, particularly in the smoking rooms ami club ears.
They are charter. members of the "Oan't-do-it" club. And they
are as positive today and as wrong in their convictions, as th.ey
were !!.' years ago.
THE UNIVERSE
NOW ( 1 1 1 1 j i i 1 1 lliiwk in liis
f.'ii ''(II) inili.u tii.r Iwttir
iiKiccil Mini il will iitil lit- iniifr,
nltiiin, in lii'lKM' nlliluili's, 1111 iivt-rajrc f 500 miles per limir.
iriiifli ii spccil will ri'tliift! a fniss-iitninti'y i'lifilit to iiliimt six
hours, iiutl it will lie possible to fly nrouiul the world with the
Mllll.'
This scciiis like a sensational speed, tint no more so today
than-the speed ol' the Twentieth Century would have seemed to
the Anierieaii people in the early Wis.
A XI) here is an inlereslinn point. At stieh a speed au airplane
1'lyint; into space, could ;o on ami on, nifjht and day, and
not reach Home of the planets we can see every night in the sky,
for 1(1(1 years. In I'acl, astronomers who claim to know, declare
such a plant! would not reach the limits of our solar system in
o(IO years.
Am fur as (he limits of slcllar Hpace arc concerned, such a
plane would not reach the most distant star in a million years
a period in the future as great as the entire past history oT hu
man life.
IX OTIIKU WOlilW, T1IK MOliK VK KNOW, Till', 1,KKS
I'OKITIVK.WK AKK.-Ol, SllOl'1.1) UK-rAHOl-T WHAT IS
I'OSSIHI.K ()W IMrosslHhK. IN TIIK KlTI'liK.
It'iihlier
stretches.
according to scientists, gels tired. So that's why it
The trouble with any solution of I lie Mooucy and Millings
case lies iu the fact thai it long ago ceased to lie a legal iues
tion, and iMjeame a political one. . '
Since (Iki opposition found another (ieorge W. Norr'is, Koine
-tlie, rtulars shudder at the thought there may be another
(torah.
MUTT AND JEFF
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Personal Health Service
By William Brady. M. D.
Signed leltm pertaining to pfrsnntxl hefllth and hyxlen. not to dhenie, dlsgnnh or treatment
will bi antcrcfl by lr. Ilrady If a ilaniped MeU artdrewml entelonv U enclosed, tetter ifmuld M
lirlef and rltlen In Ink. Olnc In tho larue mitntwr of letters n-eeired only a turn can ha arurvrerd
here. No reply ran he madt 'b qiierlea not cunfurming to Irmtructioni. Addreaa Ur. Wllllim Bradi
In etire of Hie Mall Trliune,
tiik tjhi:d woiMiixd max ih:si:kvi:s A WOltl)
Dour liui'tor:
Wo used to hear a lot about
t lit "tired luiHliu'sa niuii" but
, tills is tilifiut tin' tirt'd wiirkitm
man. Jnialni' boltiK shut it r In
ii, fuotnry tir wen k
Hhnp for ii luilf
dny tit u tiuu'i
toiliiiK itt ninnunl
labor, a n d tlm
h o d u c tlvo BOcIa
fouutiiln or lunch
eniinU'r nilMht h
woll be In Mara
or tho moon tin
far as the T. V.
M. is concerned.
Many of us Imvo a craving for
food liclwcon meals, and sotno
of us huvo deliberately acquired
I ho ha lilt of nhewhiK lobncco
ftir Iho relief of that ertivliiK
. , . Idist Bummer 1 trid a few
muihutlis on the roof, fixing up
a Hcreen on tho flat part of tho
roof and thus kcMIiik ) mimito
exposures without K'vim; tho
neighbors an eyeful. Whilo I
was taklim tho sunbaths I found
that tho craving for food be
tween meals left me, but It re
turned shortly after 1 discon
tinued t.ikhm the sun.
I believe you would confer a
benefit on thousands of working
peoplu if you can stiKKost how to
deal with that craving between
meals. It is a sail thing when
we can no longer get a "kick"
out of our meals. . . IT. K. .1.)
Half a day Is four hours. Nor
mally a man or woman should feel'
satisfied for five hours after a i
meal. If the meal Is inadequatci In j
rol'l In 1'iwiiiX'U I tint iiwi-..lv In i
J nutritive value, us ordinarily un-1
I derstood) the sense of banner Is 1
j likely to come back tiwi soon.
Smoking or chewing tnbncco
does tend to blunt that sense soino
what. At the name time it tends
SHC VNAS A we.Al.TrW MANUFACTURE!. W5H
OREO ON", FT? TP AY, ATTOUST 8, 10H0.
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10. liliiek euckoo
11. stuni'ly
IU. Wonl if Rol
emu nxhelit
to produce an abnormal secretion
of gastric juice (when tho tobacco
habit has the victim) and that
effect often manifests itself ns
such "hunger pain" when the
stomach Is nearly empty. Ho you
seo the tobacco t rent men t merely
gets you into a vicious circle; the
more treatment tho . worse the
trmiblc.
Tho two Important respects In
which the working man's food Is
likely to be inadequate are, first,
the matter of hulk or Indigestible
residue; and second, the mntter of
vitamins.
Tho working man today Is tired
but not nearly as dumb as the
tired business man, about matters
of hygt eue or health. He Is too
eutiily persuaded to tako IiIh food
"purified," "sterili.ed" and all that
hokum. 1 to Is also too readily
convinced that it person doing
hard work must huvo lots of meat,
ihid that u. hot dimior or lunch is
lM'tter for ono than it cold meal,
lioth of those traditions, aro un
founded. Some food may ho more
attractive to taste hot, but some
food Is more attractive cool. Cer
tainly a cool or unhealed lunch or
dinner digests as well or In many
cases better than a, hut one. So
this hot meals tradition Is merely
a shrewd hoar movement on tho
dinner pail. Jty the way, I'd like
to see a working man with the
co lira to carry his midday meal
or meals In a. dinner pail instead
of a vanity case; so many working
men nowadays strive to look like
sixteen dollar office boys ami seem
a little ashamed that they're draw
ing $30 a week and upwards.
I've served my time in the work
shop, not on any little eight hour
shift, but in the da.VH of real sla
very when a boy stood up to his
machine 10 hours every day and
1 H hours many days and
with only base ruteH of pay no
matter how much overtime work
he put in. I curried mine In a
nice Hhiny dinner pall three stories
high with turret on top. That
good old dinner pull was my rem
edy for the between meals craving.
It never failed to cure the craving.
It had room for a little roughage
(I didn't say rough house) and by
a fortunate chance the roughage
carried the vitamins which were
necessury tho we knew them not.
Curry an apple, or any other
fresh fruit, and eat it when tho
between meals craving comes on.
QVKSTIOXS AX1 AXSWEKS
Saccharin
I read In your column that sac-!
churin Is likely to Injure health, j
Is. this likely when it is used in j
pickles? I began using it, a small
fraction of a teaspoonful to the
quart of pickles, when I read years
ago that it may be used in place
of sugar, because It has no food
value. (Mrs. W. D.)
Answer. Which is a very poor
reason for resorting to the chem
ical sweetener. I'd hate to ' eat
any such synthetic pickles. Altho
I can't say that the quantity of
saccharin you mention would bo
Injurious to health. I see no good
reason why you should rot use
sugar to sweeten the plcklos, if
they aro to bo sweetened at all.
After a careful Investigation by a
board of experts several years ugo,
it was concluded that more than
9 grains of saccharin In a day is
likely to he injurious to the health
of an adult.
Conversational Spray Is Taboo
I have found that your teachings
about "colds" aro true and I wish
you could reach and educate more
people, particularly about tho dan
ger of conversational spray. Why
not have one of your newspaper
artists make a poster showing two
people . . . (G. i.)
Answer. Spraying each other?
Oh, dear, that would never do. The
Idea Is "unpleasant," and hence
taboo. I tried to reach some more
people' via the radio with this
teaching, but the censors forbade
my description of. the conversa
tional danger. Tho radio censors
Informed mo that such an idea is
particularly unpleasant for women
and children. So thero you tiro.
We must keep our nasty thoughts
to ourselves, on tho air. Hero in
the paper it is possib'? to point
out that mouth spray iu ordinary
conversation carries not more than
5 feet; so if you can maneuver to
keep At least 5 feel; away, from the
scoundrel who pretends-to have a
"cold" you aro fairly safe.
Sundown
stories
.MID-Sl'.M.M Kit PAKT1'
Ity Mary Graham Homier.
M;,idum Summer, wearing a
golden coatume. with a wreath
of - flowers around her head, sat
on . a stump at
tho edge of the
woods overlook
ing many fields.
She was hold
ing what she
called her mid-j
summer party;
and now all the
g nests
were ar-
riving.
Many crickets
and Kuty-dids
and bees dressed
In handsome
golden suits and butterflies look
ing their very loveliest.
There were some orchard orioles
perching on some fruit trees not
far away and they were chirping
and sliming their joy at being at
the party.
1'egny and John and the Little
Black Chick were sitting on the
old slumps.
More and more birds flew to
the party and now many inter
esting looking beetles had crawled
over to join the members of their
family.
The wind was blowing cwr so
slightly, and as it blew a little
tune through the trees tho bees
bewan to buzz and hum, and the
birds chirped ami sang a little,
and the crickets and Katy-dlds
joined In the, chorus.
Now the Breeze messenRors
brought Madam Summer messages1
of greeting from her friends In
the fields who could not come.
The long waving members of the
wheat family sent their greetings
and so did tho members of tho
clover family and so did the fields
of corn. i i : ;
She had delicious refreshments
for her party, fruit and spring
water and then tho music began
once fnore. It was bo drowsy, so
sleepy an afternoon with the hum
mln, music, the sunshine and
the gentle wind that John and
Peggy could hardly keep their
eyes open.
' fln fact they rfr-tually took
naps! , But did Madam Summer
mind?"
Not a bit of It! It was Just
what she .-had hoped her guests
would do!
Tomorrow "The lusher man."
Quill Points
If only we could have freedom
that wouldn't settle in the trigger
finger.
In the old days a bumper crop
meant wheat, or something instead
of emergency ward cases.
Chicago always reminds us of a
big dog, only ut rare intervals
aware of the family affairs of his
fleas.
Some movements of tho foot
tell how well the mind Is
working. Kspct'lnlly tho foot
ou the brake irmIuI.
Hollywood now produces talkies
In all common languages except
English.
. A "dangerous Ked" is any Rus
sian who appears in America with
out placing an order tor machin
ery. Americanism: Clolng to Europe
to sec ruins; adding your pockct
book to the list.
A resort Is also a place where
people go to. growl how littlo thoy
get for their money.
When you go camping and wish
to show what a boob you arc, bo
nonchalant; light a forest fire.
But nations won't beat their
swords into plowshares whilo try
ing to beat one another into for
eign markets..
Now they've proved that
sharp noises alTcvt the bra In,
and you know what makes tho
jazz orchestra leader act that
way.
You can say ono thing for gang
warfare. Neither sldo claims Clod
Is with it.
They lid cooking whisky In tho
old days, too, but it cooked pud
dkigs and things liko that Instead
of stomach linings.
Correct this sentence: "Even If
It stops aching," said he, 'I'm go
ing to have it pulled first thing in
the morning."
Brisbane's Today
(Continued from page one)
out now as TIIK GREATEST
AMERICAN FLIER, left New
York at 6 o'clock in the niorn-
ing eastern daylight time, land
ed in Ijoh Angeles at 50 minutes
past 4 p. in., Pacific standard
time, keeping an appointment
to play golf, at the edge of the
Pacific after leaving that morn
ing, the edge of the Atlantic.
His flying time all in broad
daylight was less than 13 hours
and he made five stops for gas
oline. That will not he neces
sary in future days, with bet
ter machines and better fuel.
Thomas A. Edison says our "de
pression is largely psychological."
Henry Ford says too many of us
are "looking for a Santa Claus" In
stead of getting to work.
Thero Is some defective psychol
ogy and snmo Santa Claus hunting,
undoubtedly, but many a man of
Mr. Ford's age, (17, and younger,
without Mr. Ford's ability or for
tuno, Is Job hunting, not Sajltn
Claus hunting.
f-f
He goes about, his gray hair dyed
D Yon Remember? j
TEN TEAKS AGO TODAY
(Prom (Ilea of the Mall Tribune.)
' August 8, 1U20.
Itoxy Ann swept by violent
thunderstorm, and pears are hall
peeked.
Louis W. Hill of the Great Nor
thern Kives the city and valley
the "once over" from the back
platform of his private car.
Dick Isaacs, younsr son of W.
R (Togcery Bill) IsaaC9 returns
from a visit to Seattle, Wash.
Pear picking starts In 15 or
chards of the valley, and will bo
general ere tho end of the Veek.
Warehouse at the Del Rio de
stroyed by fire with a loss of
$12,001), partly covered by Insur
ance. i'acKinff equipment
total loss.
T. E. Daniels, Leon Haskins and
John Orth cauRht In windstorm
between Prospect and Butte. Falls,
after dark, .
Leonard Carpenter leaves fur
two weeks' trip to Victoria, B, C.
Dr. rt. W. Clancy addresses tho
civic forum on the aims and' ob
jects of tho American Legion.
TWENTY YEAUS AGO TODAY
(From flloa of the Mall Tribune.)
Augnst 8. 1010.
Tortland Harvey W. Scott, for
45 years editor of the Oregonlan.
and one of the foremost Journal
ists of the land, dies In a Balti
more hospital following a heart
affliction.
Frultmen of the Rogue River
valley urged to unite by state
board of horticulture.
Camp openod on the rim of
Crater lake, for guests.
Miss Martha Gage of Beagle,
14 years old, kills a wild cat.
Barnum & Bailey circus plastors
county, barns with posters an
nouncing coming of the attraction
to this city August 20.
a sickly black or brown, to conceal
his years, and lie Is told "we hire
younger men." No psychology
thero, no Santa Claus hunting, but
HARD TIMES.
Pono Pins, through "Ohservalnrn
Romano," announces tho formation
of a "pontifical organization for
preservation of tho faith, and tho
provision of new, churches In
Rome." 1 ' . " '
Tho Intention is to combat Pro--testant
proselying in Rome and
suburbs. -
A cardinal will preside over the
now defense organization, and the
pope imparts apostolic benediction
on nil engaged in aiding tho enter
prise for tlie preservation'1 of tiio
Catholic faith., ...
Germany made, a groat, fight
while the war lasted,.and has shown
amazing powers, of ' recuperation
following the war. In spite of the
Versailles treaty and i tile alilos'
gold demands. 1
You understand that . when you
read "illiteracy In Berlin ig only 4
per cent, least -of all European capi
tals." Of 28,000,000. books on the
shelves ol' European libraries, the
city of Berlin has 9,360,000, and a'Jj
are serious books for students anT
research workers.
The highest rate of Illiteracy is
at Teheran, capital of Persia, 82
per cent unable to read or write.
H
Tho motto of Uantnn. French rev
olutionist, "Audacity, more audaci
ty, always audacity," was, until
lately, the motto of all earnest pro
hibitionists. They never retreated,
never vacillated, but said to tho
men In office: "Disobey us and you
will be missing after tho next elec
tion." But now the presentativo of pro
hibition in New York's Republican
party coos as mildly as any suck
ing dove, begging wet Republicans
not to spoil harmony in the nation
al party by dragging in booze.
Increasing unemployment in
Great Ilritain encourages tories.
They find a campaign slogan, "lin
employment doubles under labor
government."
More than 2.000,000 are Idle In
Great Britain and that fact threat
ens the labor party.
At least twice 2.000,000 aro out
of work In this country. But that
doesn't shako our government by
benevolent plutocracy.
1
Springfield. Northwest Cities
Gas company completed laying new
gas ninln exWnston from Eugeno
Springficld auto camp grounds near
overhead crossing
By BUD FISHER
tin. rur oidnlons very with tho
seo sons, as irsponsive as tno mer-