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BORERT W, BL'ILL, Editor
I! StMlTfeH SMITH, ktuuv'
Ad Independent Newtptpcr
, Entered u scood cUi muter it Medford,
Oregon, under Act of kUrca 8, 18TB.
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Official pij'-l of Jackton County,
UKMBKK OP TDK UNITED Pit ESS
MEMBER OP TUB AHROCIATED PKKSS
Kecelflng Pull Ual Wire Senlce
Tfta Associated I'reas ti eicliMinly entitled to
the um (or itiblleatloQ of all iwt dlipalelm
credited to It or otherftie erfditwl in 1M pantr,
tod alao t Um local newi ituhllilird berdn.
AU rlgltta for publication of apeclal dlpatcbea
herein are also referred.
UKMBKH OK AUDIT BUIttAU
OK ClItCULATIONH
"A, B. C average rlrcuiaiion for its monthj
aodlnt Mud) ai. 1130. u i-Wl.
Dally aterafi -dlsUUiutlon for all bodUm to
Mirdi 31, 1930 4tiT.
Prmnt net paid A. H. O. 4 4 GO.
Praaent preu run, 4tfC5. -
Adtertlilnc Ilepreaemarltea
M. C MtMJKSflEN COMPANY
- Officer. In New .York, . Chicago, Detroit,
frandaeo, um Angrlea, Bt-altlt. poDlaod.
Ye Smudge Pot
. (By Arthur Parry)
Too much of tho clnHMinnl muttlc
.. lit jimt pluin racket.
Prayers for ruin lire tho order of
the ilny throughout the nutlon. Tlie
results will lie the sumo as those
0.jl(. that uccrue fruni cussing tho heat.
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'' One of tho older Oirls made a
OKi tour of her facial urea lata yester
day, and discovered that her Queen
- 'Pimple had started to wrinkle, and
lit:11 crnw uil ')eprt wnlklnic around
the' north corner of her right eye.
------ '.Jack' Zula of Chlcngo, whose
depraved enrthly activities bar
him from hell-room, and was filled
with lead while poking nickels In
mechanicul piano, by gang foes,
will sleep beneath tho daisies cn-
r. sconced in a $411 coffin. It has
heretofore been tho custom to lay
, lilaln human hyenas, of Mr. Zuta's
(no type,, in 515, 000 encasements, and
pile high tho bier with costly bios-
J'''ff.soins woven into the shape of
hearts and horseshoes. There will
be none of this pageantry for Mr.
Stuta, n the Chicago politicians are
(i; ; . wary,, with an election coming on,
linii of going near a gang burial.
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ILLICIT HAND-HOLDING
(Vuimi, Ariz., Null)
"If you men,'' said Kvangcl
Ist McKcynolds, "would leave
other fellows' wives alone and
pay more attention to your
own, you'd get along better . . .
No wonder your wife's hand
isn't as soft and while ns tho
hull (I you were holding Die
other night. The average wife
spends, one-third of her life
"with her hands either In dirty,
greasy dishwater or In burn
ing soapsuds." .
' Ollvpr Hunt and one of tho
"""day evening. Oliver recently broke
his jight arm." tlluntlngton
c-TNuti.) Injuries fall to dull the
aedge of romance.
.- .lullus L. Meier of Portland, will
kin- be nominated for governor, today,
I'"' by tho llullrrog wing of the He
. publican party, and tho report that
the Holar Hystcm would wobble,
and nil trains stop fortu minutes,
"" as this Impudent event was con
summated, Is erroneous. .Julius Is
golng to grab tho flaming torch,
and has rehearsed his net sufricl
"ently tu keep from singeing his
eyebrows. It Is hoped. Tho nomi
nation will cnuse the metropolitan
W and Willamette galoots to palpitate
en with political raptures, us they
snow signs or exceeding tho hys
'terln they manifested when "kept
out of the war," or. when thev
,n,,., wero gadding over the state with
Klnn slngnns dsngllng from the
1 rear axles of their Fords. A Port
land drummer should show up by
Saturday, healing the stemwlndlng
- , 'tidings, "that nil tho Portland
policemen are going to vote for
Julius." It is nlro alleged that
hallowed later of the Joseph poll
clos. Is helping out tho Uoto. foot-
hall team, and they sure need II.
A GIIIL IS WANTKII
(Atlanta Journal)
,w'tl; Wanted At once, n sick stcn
,i"grapher who Is willing to work 3
. hours each day for her good bouril
nnd bed at the most beautiful and
healthy summer resort In the
-world,. Wo ore not Interested In
es'J your present oecupntlon nor your
' ''" previous condition of servitude,
in ill Vou co"10 n'Khly recom-
, .mended nnd of excellent character
and know your onions. Kven long
"dresses will not bur you, nor the
color of your eyes or hair. Even
false teeth are permissible. No
T " flapper will bo considered. My
P'"''wfe don't like It. I had one once.
never again. Write Pattersons
tl'V-Hoat House, Lakemont, tin., on
Luke lahun.
I
'Medford Water
W Would Save 'Em
, , on Hottest Day
WASHINGTON, Aug. 7. P)
-- Even jroldflsti In glided bowls are
dying from the heat,
j - The bureau of fisheries has been
-iiisileluged with requests from tnyii
vj l ied householders 11s to what to do
for their pets which have been euc-
'" climbing despite procuutlons.
Iewls HadcHffe, deputy fish
nin'Com-mlssloner, blumes It nil on the
.tesilieat.
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THE WEATHER 1VTAW
IXIIKAT soiyed iibiiva a dollar a blisllei today lot- the first
time this season Following 1 lie l(jie used wlii'ii wheat
fell to 80 eentft, the Farm Hoard should pet the credit. Fur ii
the Farm Hoard was responsilile for 8()-eeut wheat, it must be
responsible for dollar wheat, as no factor is present in the situa
tion today whieh was not present a few months iijfo.
Hut as everyone knows, the Farm Hoard had nothing to do
wjth the drop of wheat, and has iiotliin'; to do with the present
rise. Old Man Supply and Demand was solely responsible for
both.
The present situation, however, should eonvinee all fair
minded' people of the desirability of the Farm Hoard's efforts
to secure a reduction of wheat nereane. The Farm Hoard sim
ply wishes to do what the Weather .Man has DONE; but with
out foreiiiK the farmers to pav the price, that ''destruction of
wheat by drought, or other climatic vicissitudes, entails.
f other words, the Farm Hoard ui'L'es a reduction of supply,
by voluntary curtailment, of wheat, acreaj;-.', devoting the
land not grown to wheat to some other profitable crop. In this
way a higher price can be secured for wheat without loss.
: The main obstacle to this program lies in the fact that some
wheat land can grow nothing else. Hut such land is restricted
to n compiirnlively few districts. The Farm Hoard maintains
that, at the conclusion of the survey now being conducted, these
districts can continue wheat production, and the surplus con
trolled, by diversification of crops, elsewhere.
i
AS we have freipienlly pointed out, thj.s program is abso
llltely sound theoretically. The difficulty lies ill controll
ing a perverse human nature, preventing over-production when
a good price for wheat has been established.
. Hut as human nature lias been controlled by education in
other directions perhaps it can be in this one. At any rate, it
seems only good sportsmanship and good sense to give tin; Farm
Hoard a chance to demonstrate what it can accomplish, not only
in economies but in the realm of phyeholo'gical suggestion and
moral rest hi int.
SHAM ISSUES
WR liavc frequently pointed out and will probably eon
iillOf. Ill lid U1 lllllil II, rt itlXa,, ni 4l,.. milt! I,,,!,,,, ll,l llwt
present gubernatorial contest is the shaminiest of sham battles.
Kssentially many political campaigns are comedies, but the
present tine in Oregon promises
Outside of those political workers slated for juicy plums, it
is going to maie no praclical (lillereilee to any citizen 01 Oregon
which of the three contestants wins out in November. When it
is all owr the' admiiiist ration of the affairs of tliis state will go,
on, precisely as before, no better, and wc hope, no worse.
.
HPIIK plain truth is the post of ffoveruoi' of this state is almost
entirely an honorary one. Only an exceptional man in the
stale house can accomplish anything, and' all too freipienlly the
bnoro he tries to accomplish the
his reign. Hut this year even the most ardent, partisans will not
d'aim, llml, as far its fitness for Hi'e'jol) jit concerned, any of the
three candidates are HXCHI'TIONAIi m'eii. Two of them have
never held political office! oiie of them is scarcely 'known out
of his home town, ami has only a term iu the state legislature
to his credit.
Ho wliile tli'n time'hoiloretl hullabaloo will be carried on as
usual, unless sonio issues are developed, during the campaign,
which tlo not appear on the political horizon at present, the Mail
Tribune Will not join in it. Let those who enjoy sham battles
shoot off blank cartridges and bayonet straw men to their hearts'
content. We prefer to get our recreation in some other wav.
AND one of the other wiiys is to point out issues whieh AUK
iil' limiiicinii,.,, ii,,,, ,,r nru ;.. ii,.. .. ...i r....... ,,r ......
eminent for Oregon, another is
commercial fishing.
, It makes little difference who wins the gubernatorial free-for-all
as far as the rani; and file are concerned, but it will make
considerable difference to the
the entire state, whether these
TIIIC cabinet form of government whieh has been so successful
;., in;.,,,;., .;.! ii,.. ..i... ;n 1.....1 1.
"- Him i.iini ,-MMicn, win i-Hin 1 111-1 ci( re v 01111 iiiiii.u po
litical administration iu Oregon, ami iu our .judgment ma
terially improve it. The fishing amendment will preserve one of
the most valuable assets Southern Oregon enjoys, and not only
mean belter sport for everyone, but greater development and
more perinniieut prosperity.
Holh of these measures will bo vigorously opposed. We are
far more anxious to exert all the influence we can muster on
overcoming this opposition, than, in wasting our energy and
ammunition 011 a sham battle between (ieneral Tweedle-Duni
and (ieneral Tweedle-Doe.
MUTT AND JEFF
NpNOT'S UMTrt BACCY
OCX) MOTTj HC'S AS
RUNt0U)N A AM
e&fcAtv)t Boy's Heecs!
Jr3
Tr- y- ' hj TV v:. ,ti 1- r v y.v'i
PROVES THB POINT
AND REAL ONES
to ipialify as a downright farce.
less popular he is, at the close of
the closing of Uogue Kiver to
people of this, community, and
two lneasurs win or lose.
Please Pass the Grecian
HG DON'T FL
SO GOOD'. H6.
Misset his
TJAiln TRue.
Love. STofty
rtfMD HADN'T HAD
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MAIL-TRIBUNE
DAILY CROSS-WORD PUZZLE
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Personal Health Service
By William Brady, M. D. .
Signed lrttrrt pertaining to penonat tiMltft find hygiene, not to dlmifl, dlagnwli or treatment
111 tM answered by .Dr. Brady If ft itamped cfllf addressed envelope li enclosed. . Letlcri ihould he
brief and written In Ink. Clng lo tlte lame n imlier of letters recehed only few can be answered
here. No reply ran be madw '9 queries not coovrtntng to Instructions, Address Dr. William Brady
Id care of Tlie Mall Tribune. ' , 1 . ,
HOW THEY CATCH
Once when I was a nauKhty little
hoy, it was about seven yors ago.
my then boss,-a genllemiui of poHl-
tlon and wiaitiv
but great buy.
n e s h HUBuclly,
puMlicd tliu but
ton add' directed
0110 of lliH H00T0-
tnrlofi to Kiiimiuiii
mo. lu the next
hour or so the
ho.ss (ntif-hl 1110
m o r p liyKieno,
Hllllililtfoll. Mill-.
ology nnd prophylaxis than I had
ever dreamed of. PnrUcularly he
cautioned mo to lay off tfllfn' 'em
It is no importance - wiicther 0110
brushes, one's tueth, as any uno
who rends even tho back pases of
lliu back numbers ot tlie . . . and
my mentor devoted a full ten min-
utes ol his extremely valuable
lime impressing upon me Hint one
must give empirical evidence some
consideration, for lis a matter of
fact he himself invariably look
cold if he went out without his rub
bers on when tho pavements were
at alt damp. If one must promul-
gate sucli radical ideas one should
break them gently, by easy staires,
not sii abruptly. The 'dumb laity
ui-p alarmed by such slarlliug and
arbitrary ...
My boss Is ;till alive and kicking,
I hope, but he hasn't been my boss
now for m-t'!i years or so.
Air. Vlhpalmur Stefanson Is, to
my mind, the greaiest Arctic explor
er cd them all and, again to my
mind, n bit more creditable than
most of them. Other adventurers
have made quick. spectacular
dashes northward, (hen quick and
more spectacular dashes back to
tho comforts of home, they have
conducted do luxe voyages far. far
above the latitude of london and
Labrador, sometimes being for
whole days without valet or buller.
Steffunson has lived for five years
In the Arctic, and lived off the
country, where tho louder If slight
ly less accurate explorers declared
Tear Urns
&Tl?IK Me PlMK fMUfc Rluce fAV
ALIMONW. SILLX OLD MUTT ISN'T
'APPV unless He's cRviwG.THese
AM6RICANS ARG AS FOOUSH AS
A pORcueiroe ;
haw:
rVC?,- fr-h ( Souo Pieces -J ----j - - ry 7ilTOf,
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Yesterday ' Puzzle
M. Color
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H. Sllii'iinn rliei
to. t'rlpplril
HI. 'l'riiiihfri.KeluR
II. Tin- if In nl
f ulinnr
(8. Driller In III,
klu
7. Iiiili-nntie
S'Plll
VurirlY ot
clinlri'iliitir
. sou. miilllre.
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III. .Uerllrd
ii. I'ul out nt
plure .
10. Metric Innd
nieiiftutr.
IS. I'hiliiilve cry
of an uiilmul
18. Orcun
47. Kurivnrd
4. A throw at
dire
80. llohir nnnlllt
81. Out vrilli
erlmniri
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llinlllure
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4. llcllronl
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8. I.Ike
7. Cures, ,
8. Ilniln
U. fnlntnltoa,
lu. Melnilr
'EM IN THE ARCTIC
a white man
winter.
could' not survive
Mr. Stoffanson says:
"No one lu any of our par
lies lias oyer, so far nH 1 know,
iuiffeied the slightest ill effect
, from indefinite exposure to
(lamp. 1 muy not isay it in so
'many words, but you can infer
from the description.' that we
waded day after day in ice
waler when wo wero traveling
over the ocean iu summer."
., 1 11111 quoting now, not from "Tho
Friendly Arctic," but from u per
sonal communication. 1 felt that
if empirical experience Is worth
nnyihlng. surely a man like StcC
ansson Is qualified lo testify. So
I asked him if ho would kindly
give me his view or belief about
taking cold or the effects of ex
j Posure to cold and wet
ile goes
"I don't want to pretend to
decide anything, but certainly,
nil my evidence, whether from
expniienoe or observation, is
completely , negative. I have
never seen any connection be
tween wet feet and head
colds."
Folks, believe mo. I am not cheer
ing. Itatlier I'm trying to choke
back the tears. If you still think
some smug old mollycoddye is a3
competent to give testimony ns this
man of courage nnd achievement,
don't listen any more, but remem
ber, you asked for empirical evi
dence: "When we lived w 1 1 u t h 0
Slavey nnd other Athabasca
Indians there was seldom n
day when the feet of all the In
dians were not wet all day. I
had Ksklmo footgear anil my
feet wero never wet while I
was with the Indians, but I
do not remember that there
was any difference between us
as to catching cold. Thi oc
curred only when there were
epidemics, and they usually
came I n sprln g or fa 1 1. Wo
caught cold when we met Htran-
NOW X'LL Rftt Hlv HIS
DAILV TRUe L0V STORV.
LlSSfirO, MUTT " SH
VAS AS
A CALIFORNIA suw
SG.TTIMG OW A
Mountain of
Gout
Ptors and nut when we hap
pened to get wet."'
C8UB6TIONS AND ANafTBB
Pather'8 Varicese Vein Oblittfl-a
My father, aged 70, had suffered
for years with varicose veins, and
physicians could do nothing lor
him. until we noticed your articles
about the chemical treatment. Our
family doctor made fun ot your sug
gestion and assured us such injec
tions would be pretty certain to
kill any one. . . . But finally fathgr
consulted Dr. , whom you rec
ommended, and received the treat
ment. It has done all and more
than you said it would. He now
Sets around with perfect comfort
and has no more trouble with his
leg. 1 1,. P. C.)
Answer. A lot of well meaning
but old fogylsh physicians made
the same mistake your family phy
sician did. Some of the brethren
just can't learn, except by sad ex-,
perience. The chemical oblitera
tion of vr.ricose veins Is now unl
vorsaliy used by physicians and
some of the most enlljusiastic doc
tors using it were (he.,yery lads
who laughed at it and pronounced
it "too dangerous" at first. We are
Just passing througn a similar, era
In the treatment of tonsils: the
old logy doctors and tlie smug spe
cialists and the politicians of the
profession are putting up a furious
figi t against reform in the tonsil
lectomy business, hut they're losing
patients by their mulish, obstinacy.'
The public today is not so keen
about having its tonsils hacked out,
or ralher off. That's a healthful
attitude, too.
Cross Eyes
Can cross eyes be -straightened
in an. adult wearing glasses?-: Is
an operation always necessary?
Who are the best surgical eye spe
cialists in ? (It. C.)
Ans. Sometimes cross eye may
be corrected by glasses. Opera
tion is not invariably successful or
even attempted. Send stamped en
velope bearing your address and.
ask for the name of a competent,
oculist in tlie city you mention. ,
(Copyright. John F Dille Co.)
Sundown
stories
MADAM Sl'MMKR.
IJy Alary Graham Bonner
"I've turned tho time ahead a
few days." the Little Black Clock
aaid, "and you're going to meet
Mndum Summer
ns she holds her
big, annual re
ception to all her
friends."
"Have I a nice
enough tires a?'
l'eggy asked.
"V o u loo k
One," the Little
Black Clock said.
' They went
down the path
below the garden
and then they
wandered off un-
. ( til they came to
T . a beautiful field
in whicli were golden rod flowers,
ox-eyed daisies,' while the grass
was almost golden looking.
Nearby were fields with waving
.wheat and barley and rye, and
alfalfa and corn was growing too.
Back. from the fields were woods
and lilting the edge of the woods
were shorter fir trees nnd some
.funny old stumps and some sweet
fci ns.
"(Hi, how lovely this is," Teggy
said.
"We'll walk up to those stumps,"
the Little Black Clock said, "and
then we'll wait."
They did not wait very long. In
a few minutes a beautiful person
came along dressed in a golden
costume. She looked as though
her jewels were made of sunlight
and as though her wreath of sum
mer flowers and sweet fern would
carry a perfume for her which
could be shared by everyone.
"Hollo, Madam Summer," said
the Little Black Clock, "hero are
John and Peggy."
"Hello. John and 1'eggy," said
Madam Summer.
"The guests will be coming soon"
she said. "liut I'm glad you've
come in plenty of time, of course
all my dear friends won't be able
to come, but I know they'll send
messages. They ulways do."
She it down on a stump, nnd ns
soon ns .he did, the guests began
to arrive.
It was quite the most - unusual
party John and Peggy had ever be
held, and she had so many, many
friends.
Tomorrow ".Midsummer Party'
Ort.THAT'S
BC AUTIFOL '.
PRCTTV AS
I'M SO
HAPPV!
Boo
Hco
Hoo.'
pieces -
Qwtt Points
Still. Mobney and Billing might
iave died long ago If free to select
some other climate. . -
' Some tatcs still have an appe
tite for oratory. They are the ones
that elect that kind of senators.
A German says evasion oflhe
prohibition law Is .1 game. Thoao
who win the game get a pair of
crutches.
The upper class is the one that
can havo a i good time without
needing 20 grulns ot aspirin as an
antidote.
Some women give wonderful
1,a riles and soiiie don't ffel n
hit like slaving In bed next day.' .
You can tell an American ih
France. He, has some kind of
sucker bait in one hand nnd a tip
In tho other.
Americanism; Being shocked ly
the news that city aliens collect
millions In .graft: wondering wist
fully how they do It.
"America produces no more great
m;:j," says n critic. But mayhe
it just seems that way because the
teacher is no longer a wonder after
you learn to read.
Kngland'e labor government at
least gives an excellent illustration
of the way one must work to hold
a Job..
Tills "criminal Impulse" psy
rhologists talk about Is prob
ably vt'lml you feel when tho
truck rul'uscs to move over.
Tn the old days .the. youth who
left homo to set the .woods afire
used his natural talents instead of
a cigarette butt. .,
Chasing Reds will at least show
whether, you can get the patient
excited about a mosquito bite and
make him furget his broken leg.
Correct this sentence: "I work
hard for them now," said dad, "4mt
they'll be equally glad to care for
me when they grow up."
Brisbane's Today
(Continued from page one)
However, big figures need not
frighten us. . The world's popula
tion, opart from famine, plague and
war, will not outgrow the earth's
fertility.
People, as they .become more
civilized nnd havo greater luxuries,
have fewer chftflren.
And the old German proverb
says truly, "Tlie Joi'd sees to it
that Ilia troes do not grow in tile
heavens."
Finally; nd matter how many ba
bies are horn and how much the
death rate diminishes, science will
keep ahead of population.
Intensely cultivated. Texas alone
alone could feed three times the
54(1.095,825.
And the 540,095.025 could nil find
comfortable, beuutlful residences,
with the aid of. flying machines, on
hilltops, now neglected and empty.
Important to everybody, espe
cially those that sell gasoline, is
news of nn Irish railroad car run
by a new electric battery, develop
iiigrn speed' of 4ti miles an hour,
and using only two-thirds of the
battery power.
An Irishman invented the bat
tery, and the Free State finances
it.
That Irishman, with the Inven
tion, would have waited a long
time before any part or this gov
ernment would have financed him,
even if he had been Fulton and Edi
son rolled Into one.
It' electricity could be economi
cally stored, on a big scale In light
batteries, something would happen
to tlie stocks that depend on the
demand for gasoline.
News from India causes Mother
Britain o feel safe. Mohammedans
continue fighting and killing Hin
dus; 12 killed. l!io injured, in the
latest clash based on revenge.
For a wonder the worm has
turned, and a Hindu, son of n race
ordinarily mild, shot and killed 11
HIS VlOICe TOLD HeR. H6
LOVED HtR-BuT He
WAS A VENTRILOQUIST.
srte FeLL in Loue with
Trie JANITOR OF
J6LCftN0-AND H SPRAlMCb
both anklcs trying, to
DRouJM HIMSCLF IM THfe
Slt)-CAR OF A
- MoTORcvcLe;
Boo-Hoo
I Do YeipRemember?
TE.V TEAKS AGO TODAY
(From flies of the Mall Tribune.)
Auitiist 7. -11120.:'
Nominee L'ox of the Democratic
party fluys itepuhlicall party hip
r.nd thltih, and accepts League
of Nations as the campaign Issue.
Mr. and Mrs. Orris Crawford
return from an auto trip to Cali
fornia. '
Shippers of the Roruo Jtlver
valley deride t" wll nil eastern
trult shipments.
I .
No trace Is found of Fred Col
vlB's Hudson super-six stolen from
in front
s'.ept.
ot his home while he
Meier nnd Frank of Portland,
request Tom Swem' to' Instull "ru
ter lake in one of their show
w'ndows, A similar work of art
in Ueuel's has caused natlon-w!do
talk. .
Exceptional warmth of Roguo
river at this time, deters fish from
entering at tho mouth, making
fisbing very poor on the upper
reached. '
Herb Alford and "ijls wicked
bzanjo" will lie the feature of u
Nat dance. , v .
' Census bureau announces the
population of Ashland as' 4283.
TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY
(From flls of the Mill Tribune.)
August 7, lll). -1
Jacksonville branch of the
Farmers' and Fruitgrowers' bank
in Jacksonville is taken over by
a new corporation, to comply with
state law.
King of Spain, a guest ot Sir
Thomas Upton on his yacht. Is
badly scared when a mast falls
near him'.
- The Natatoi ium. will Rive a
free swim to every tenth appli
cant next Monday night.
Clcorge Chlldreth sustains a
broken forearm- when tho wheel
he is riding hits. a rock on South
Central and suddenly swerves.
Clarence Beanies nnd David
Pence have returned from a hunt
ing trip to the Unipqua divide.
David got two panthers, and Clar
ence got tired.
Mr. and Mrs. Philip W. Hnmjll
niotorcd to Colestin Springs over
the week-end.
4
Old Vagrants Disappear
Old-age pensions in Kngland
havo eliminated the old vagrant,
according to Commissioner Lamb
of the Salvation Army. The pres
ent type of wayfarer, he said re
cently, consists largely of. ex-soldiers.
Interviews with 1000 men
revealed that .half were over 40
years old, 04 per cent were ex
service men, and 97 per cent hnd
never been in a casual ward before
the war.
Belgians Like Telephones.
BRUSSELS. (P) There are 00,
000 more telephone' users in Bel
gium today thnrt there were two
years ago, according to statistics
recently published. In 1920 the
calls totalled 201,000,000 against
158,000,000 In 1027.
Mohammedans, and wounded four.
That's like a sheep biting a wolf.
Such incidents take the Hindu's
mind off its grievances against
flrcat, Ilrltain.
Sensible Way
to Lose Fat
Riftrt
taking Krusehen Salts-
that's the common-sense way to re
duce but don't take them with tlie
Idea that they possess reducing
(ItiuliticM In themselves.
This is what they do they rlean
out the impurities in your blood by
keeping the bowels, kidneys nnd
llvnr in splendid working whapo
and fill you with a vigor nnd tire
less energy you'd almost forgotten
had existed.
As a result instead of planting
yourself in an easy ehnir eve', v free
moment and letting flabby j r.e
cumulate you feel an urge for ac
tivity that keeps you moving around
doing the things you've always
wanted to do and needed to do io
keep in good condition.
Then watch the pounds slide off!
Krnsrhen Salts are the up-to-date
Fountain of Youth. Take one.
half teaspoonful in r, glass of hot
or cold water tomorrow morning
and every morning they're taste
less that way. and if they don't
change your whole idea nhout re
ducing, go bark and get the smalt
price you paid for them. Get an
cent bottle of Krusehen Salts
lasts 4 weeks at Jaemin & Woods
"i uny prosressivo (irucutst nnv
W'here in the world.
By BUD FISHER
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