:;.;:. ; . "PAGE Ernirr TsfTCPFORr) MAT.L TRIBUNE, MEDFOTtD, OT?W, VeDXERDAY. 'AWFST fi, 1930." " nil Medford Mail Tribune Dilly tmt Sunday published br MEDFORD PRINTING CO. 5-ir- N. fir Bt. norm TC HOBKRT W. RUHL, Editor I. lOMITEH BMITU, Minitw An Independent Newpipw Entered u econd elirt matter at Medford, OtMon, under Aet of March 8, 18T9. BUBSCHll'TluN fiATKB By Mall In Advance: Dally, with 8unday. year , $150 Dally, vllh Sundijr, month T5 Dally, without Sunday, year 6.50 Daily, without Sunday, month 65 fluoday, one year 2.00 By Carrier, In Adranee Medford, Aihland, iacbonrllle. Central 1'oiut, Phoenix, Talent, Gold Hill and on Htsrwi-i: Dally, with Bunday, month t .TS Dally, wlUtout Sunday, month .65 Dally, without Sunday, one year T OO bally, with Bunday, one year 8.00 All terms, easo in aaranee. Official paper of the C.tj of Medford. Official paper of Jackson County. MEMBER OK THE UNITED PKESB MEMHKR OP THE A880CIATKO PKKBS Relrln Pull Leased Wire 8m Im Tha Associated Preu Is eicliuUely entitled to (he use for publication of all newt dispatches er edited to It or otheririe creaueu in mis paper, nut slut la the Ineal news nub I lshed herein. All rlfihls for puhllcatlon of special dlpatehM Herein are also reserved. MEMO EH OF AUDIT BUHHAU OF CIIICIILATIONS Advertising Hfpresemsthet M. C. MOfJENSKN k COMPANT Offlrei In New York, Chicago, Detroit, Ban Francisco, Loi Anieiei, Seattle, rouitna. Ye Smudge Pot (By Arthur Parry) Tho former "Gmml DnlKon of the Itcalm of Oroffon, and Itupru tontuUve of tho Emperor Went of tho Rockies" Ib now In tlio front runka of tho forces of rlRlitooiiH lieuH and proijrcHS, enKHKod 111 nn nbortcd uttompt to folHt Julluti L. Meier, lending morchiuit of the metropolltHn vlllngo deMlRnnted nn the mnp hh Porthiml, Into tho Htuto hoUHO. Tho ox-Clrunil DriiRon. jelc., In n plcawint cub, and a Kinurt bne. ond when such, favored thlH fair valley with an official visit, leaving somo of the townsmen in a high Hint of awo, causlnir them to nil In up the sides of lloxy Ann on a rainy nlR-ht to burn somo rcd-firo. Ho will Rive tho proper sanctimo nious touch to tho Meier campaiKU, unci ffRure out a way for the can didate to sell Ills over-stock of tiiblcctoths for nlKutRowns. CIV JO I'lUllll.KM AKISIXSt (Ocilll llllllftlll) Am one drives south on Bond strcot, u hirico sIkii is seen deudiuhend on u build iliK at il turn in tno street. A largo tree Is In tho wuy of tho . first letter of the chief word In tho sign, nnd for nearly u block what the driver roads Is "Hell." ... , ) ' ' One of, Alio gals Is herself URiiln, uftor a "foolish lark." Hut no lark would uct tho way sho did. ; I'lt.WISHK 1-OIC JIAIN TO AKCHNK NI'.'.VT MI'NDAY (lldlluo this paper.) Huppllca tinns 'for metooroloRlcal fronUlwh ness, which will do no good. The coining hunting season will show it little life. A Marncy coun ty ranuhor had a pllohforlc shot out of his hands by looking too mucll liko u inula deer. "HIiONDK AII1TS C'HAKtiK" (Jldllne Coos Bay Times). It's no crJuvo lo be n blundo. Tho valley aristocracy bus adopted the fashinllablo supersti tion, viz: Novel use tho last clg Rrolto in a-package, but throw it dwny along with the package. The supposition is that good luck will then attend the bea.ver. Tho best way Is to throw the objeetlnnahle cigarette, over the left shoulder and try und hit n black cut. We do not want any more lllhtes for sovoral years, as wcll-dlsposcd folk have Inundated us with ooples. Sjme houses possess six tfthlcs al ready. Wo still have ninny copies lying Idle.. Also wo shall not ro 4uire any nioro Kpsom salts fur a long time, as wo havo 200 lbs. waiting to ho takcn when reiiulred. (I-rfinrion Times.) Tho law of supply and demand RetH underway. Heveral fathers of boy tree sitters throughout the nation, have exercised their parental rights, and spanked tho young berues, und others havo gone aloft, so they cun get A s. meal too. It is now claimed that tho use of rouge by tho fair sex, Is on tho -decline.- ThlH may -ho so.-Hnd then M(Mln 4t -may- not. It Is probable that tho - InforiiiHht Is suffering from .mi oiuleui ilolusiuti, und his .wild guoss was duo tu beholding 'n lady . who did not smear on her uotu fur tive year, tit one daub. I I . t'HAVr OF KVKIiYN 'No mol-o dates with Kvelyn I I'm through! , , Hhe hasn't said a dnggnno thing, fiut Hhti'li keeping mo in her second siring. It's weeks since shff liua been hoard -My little old faithful bobtalled Ford That stups right out when olio steps inl Bo no more dates with Evelyn . I'm through I 'Mo more dates with Evelyn I'm through! I oan't onmprte with an uth-a-letn With a swollen head nnd out-size oet, A Hnrvitrd undergraduate, A pop-eyed fish from the codfish etato, Who talks through his noso and couldn't say "It," Who drives a big Imported cur A sap with a stare and a silly grin; (lo--no more dates with Everyn I'm through! Bo no more dates with Evelyn I'm through! AH our bunch ra pretty sore -That we don't see Evelyn nny more But summer's passing, and soon again ' She'll need us ruds pruds jrcttorn men J'or rides and dances and dinners WHAT'S 'SMATTER POLITICALLY, Kniisiis resembles Oregon. It is essentially nn iif?rit'iiltiiial slate and Hti'imifly IiepnIiIicHii. Every iww mid then, piirtieuliuly wlien fiirni prices decline, there is a po litieul revolt nnd amid preiit pojitieiil exeitement tlie insurgents rap the i. O. P. elejilimit liip and thitfli, and t lie old paeliydenn is forced to run for cover, only to re turn rarin' to go after the windstorm has passed. For the past two months such a revolt lias, according to press dispatches, been in progress. Sensing the situation, (lov- ernor Heed jumped Hie reservation and, making his appeal to the embattled farmers, lambasted the Hoover administration, and particularly the Farm Hoard. The high point of this hor rendous conflict was reached when Alex Legge, chairman of the board, invaded Kansas, talked into a Keed ambush, and barely escaped with his life. The redoubtable Alex, nursing bis wounds, remarked that in opposing wheat acreage reduction, Governor Keed and his followers proved themselves to be "the biggest hogs in the trough." . Whereupon the (lovernor jumped to his microphone, broad casted the fact that the hard-working yeomanry of Kansas had been grievously maligned and insulted, and demanded that President Hoover immediately ask for Chairman Legge's resig nation. VfK.STEKDAY the election was held. The night before (jov ' ernor Itecd predicted an overwhelming victory for the anti lJ.no ver forces, and a complete repudiation of Chairman Legge and the Farm Hoard. Senator Allen, a strong administration supporter, was scheduled as a major casually, for while he had supported Governor Jieed's demand that the J''arm Hoard pur chase wheat, he had refused to follow the rambunctious chief executive in his opposition to the President and the Kurm Hoard. TJL'T something apparently went wrong. Governor Itecd was " badly beaten, and by the man who bad stood by Chairman Legge, and publicly repudiated the Governor's attack upon him. More surprising, the Governor was beaten where he bail ex pected the most strength,., in the rural districts. Senator Allen was renominated over two to one. It really looks as though Chairman Jjegge knew what he was talking about when he said I ho farmers of Kansas and else where, were suspicious of their political saviours, and were be ginning to think FOR THEMSELVES. The issue between the Farm Itoiird "mid their political opponents could scarcely have been more clearly drawn than it was in Kansas. The victory for President Hoover and the J',iirin Hoard is, tinder the circum stances, a sensational one. ... THE Kansas result should give . ill fli'mrftn ftiiiiuiilitiMi lili, f'in.l leged agrarian revolt against J'resideul Hoover and the I''arni Hoard is not as serious and -widespread as political muck-rakers, like Governor lined, would have us believe. That, popular unrest and desire for a change exist, no well informed persons would deny. Hut perhaps the voters them selves have certain definite ideas as to just what that change should be. ' At any rate, the farmers , of Kansas undoubledly prefer the Hoover program to the program of Governor Heed und his self appointed saviours. Perhaps we shall discover in November that the farmers of Oregon feel WHAT! NO SECBET BALLOT JN THE MEIER CONVENTION? SO.Ml'',OXE is always taking the joy .out of life. Just when , we had our mouth watered to see the well-oiled Meier ma chine turn o.ut (he Apost.le. Julius, .as the Iirdepeudoiit candidate for Governor tomorrow night, the official announcement is made that: ' ' "No aecrnt hallotiiiK wip. Iin'oiitertuliinil under rules of order wtion nominations are considered. Nona In to bo denied u part In tho proceedings." A'uw, isn't that too bad? We anticipated such a pleasant comedy when the forces o opposed lo machine polities, and the secret -ballot, .would adopt them both in their own convention. Hut the Meier board of strategy is too wise. There will he no secret balloting. No one is to be denied a part in the proceedings. The'spirit of the direct primary will rule, the, voice of the., dear people will be heard, open covenants will be openly arrived il. CO if Mr. Meier should by some chance be the nominee it will only be beoause his opponents in the convention could not put over thvir candidate in a fair fight with no favor. His vic tory will lie the victory of free government expressing its will in open convention, the perfect symbol of the sacred Oregon system. - "Every delegate is to publicly declare his choice." The sup porters of Mr. Meier will have to announce their support openly, just as will bis opponents. WHAT' A KILKENNY AFFAIH, WJIAT. A JlEAD.f.UACKlNG OliGY, WHAT A HATTLE HE- MUTT AND JEFF rThe Truth Will Out in I 60TTA GlV. UP Love SToRies Becrw&ex, cricd so MUCH tY RHeUMATlSM C(AM BCK- LivreN- "H was A cooLbM'T swim I . I VI is WITH KANSAS? the Meier and Frank cohorts fill llinnirlil Pnt'linttw illiu ill. the same way. THS&TfcU HAWDSOMe cithcr yt MAIL TRIBUNE DAILY CROSS-WORD PUZZLE ACHOSS I. Btjla it Bleti una 10, Findi Hie sum tl. Lonff periods of tlrot I ft. Dny'i mnreri IL flac of real 17. Pol Into dir. firent wonli It. Mali read j 11. Cain learci tt llldbwaj 3. Corded fabric 21. IjQkoi) anraRe ti. ExnminalloD tS. Kiln 27. Great I,at . Fteahj ruit S(L Throwf IS. Uaelle ten rod 14. Act ol ellliifr Si Kind of realo & A tun it 37. OiiBiroeti Id ftclfon 49. Hmibol for sodium 10. J'recluDi stoo 4t. (Jlrdle 4.1, Sleep flat U, Cut off 4.1. fiulnnnre 4S. Verretnblei 47. Perform 4H. Staff 40. Had Mel riff &0. noitle Soluttpn of Yesterday's Puul or 11 o tioIrJe r XL EyleBRlu n EjHl s. Eudo r aO TIAlRlE gHBiElR A T S ODOTEll POLIENE N O BDslTp" E SD A T ABE TON E st SuT O ME A R N epPUR HlN I IP g A DElMiE gFil FAD 6 DnRiOiEflN OW ewEMlNERTirrAR wIeIdUrToIsIeIsUsItIy is. Low tailed plant 1. H. Hefrulned 2. from food I. fit. Forms soapy frotli 4. 48. Non.JeffJub pcrion 6. to. Ancient 8. Itallnn family 7. 0. Lukj Dumijer 8. 63. Wicked 9. i:t. IH pi ii y 64. Freiuires for 10. PQl)llriltlOD 11. 5. lllBlrli.utu i3 y w h i7 y r wr. r 77 1TL,7f 20 ' 27 5T :'M4-3 3 32 40 4l' ML 44- -w n 111L 9 Ti ST 57" ypT " JS TZ Is ' I I 1 1 f, I I I I TWKICX KKKK AND OPPOSING FOUCEH, THK 1NDKPJCND KXT ( .'ATI I KR IX( i PROM ISKS TO HK ! One must e'xpeet sonietliiiif; like this, as the roll is ealleil : A. Slaughter: "I asweet my God-given right as a free Amer ican eitizen anil regardless of the consequences cast my vote for that sterling citizen, that defender of the poor and the down trodden, Julius Meier. I was defeated for the Xcgislature in the May primary." Harry Jj. Gross: "J stand with Slaughter: I, too, was de feated for the Legislature in the May primary." .lames Maguire: "Count me with Gross and Slaughter. Like them, I was defeated in the May primary." Haul C. Hates and Harry Kenin : "Come what may, we are for that (etc, etc., ete.) sterling citizen, Julius .Meier. We, too, were defeated for the Legislature at the recent iniquitous (we mean divinely ordained and sacred) direct primary." Then would follow Glenn Metsker, II. Hilton and Clar ence Yeaker, defeated at the same election, all courageously standing for. Julius. Whereupon Ralph C. Clyde, defeated for Portland commis sioner; R. C. Holman, defeated for Portland mayor; W. C. Cul bertson, defeated for congress; l'Vank Tichenor, defeated for the Legislature in Coos und Curry; W. T. Kakin of Astoria, de feated for renoininatiou as circuit judge; h. J. Simpson of North Hend, defeated for Governor; Roy Kendall, defeated for sheriff in Multnomah; Roliert X. Stanfield, defeated for IJ. S. Senator, F. M. Sweet, defeated for mayor of Astoria, and so on, and so forth, ail infinitum WILL ALL FKARLKSSLY AND 1'NCOMPROMISINGLY THROW DISORKTION AND J'KIWOXA.L ADVA XT AGIO TO Till'. FOl'H WINDS, AND STAND l"P TIIKK1C IN Till'; CON VENTION HALL, CASTING TI1F.1R HALLOTS FOR THK MAN WHOM T1II0 PKOPLK OF OUKGOX HAVK SO CLEAR LY CALLED. Too bad! If Mr. Meier should nose out a hard-fought vic tory, no one can claim that anything so iniquitous and abhor rent as a political machine had anything whatever to do with it ! Maybe tight fans would reel worth if someone would suggest round. . Xo. Willie, please don't sit in a tree but sec how many days you can wash windows without stopping. a True Story , f SHe WAS THe BSAOTIFOU SPANISH VfPt - IW FACT SH WAS SO SPANISH SHe WALkfeD WITH AN ACCCNT- SH "DRuSseu Him bv dropping A CAMPHOR. BALL ikj HJS GRAPC FRUIT. .1 j 1 o I Wifii to. Short o moo's mutt . llecollecta ti. Kind ol bnlaitm tt, Mun'i 'Jniclng rolce ti, jKanoral oia tlon 89. Perm in in to tlio kidneys 9. Agreement 50. Wuiruu 51. Clotlie motb 32. I) r I ret away . 84. JiHrge feolfa ti. Llrjaefy 17. Wltlilot comb. form BH. Fiiicit ynnllty 41. IStli century maiqnerade 45. Ifneoiy 43. Went by 46. Stuck 4H. Draft animal 40. Pallid 60. Peers (1. Panclnatlon mnrb fiS. Myself &3. Moors M. lumb's peo- name 5, Valley 67. Chop M. Oinuln 61. SIX UOWJ Planet Mold In ir Utter liopeleii neat Social stand Irifr Prollts Deronred College degree lleslat Oriental pntent Serpent Trm of afTecllon they were getting their money's everybody st retch in the seventh too , - J Koo 1 I I 1 CLAS Ardt rTsZ Personal Health Service By William Brady, U D. Rtontd litters perUlnlm to persons! hetltn and nrtitrw, not w m, ld wU (wvercd br Dr. Bradj U sumped kU addrsssed " 4.- , h. .n.wred brl.1 ml rllti In Int 0-tol to U Ur nuwr " TdtoLi l it WlUUn Brnlr JKKRX M'HUDRV VKH-SIS IlUtheijiny means heating tliru. tt l the- only way in which we ean raise tho temperature of a. U C C OHMkM.Vj or tiuiiue or or-j gan above that of the rest of the body. Such treat-l ment is medical i diathermy. It UM accomplished - by means of special apparatus which converts electric ity into heat In the body. Diathermy treatment, medical or surgical, is NOT elec tric, although a common term among doctors who employ dia thermy in surgery is 'electro-surgery." Other terms thut this modern invention has brought into use ore ejidotuermy (heating within), coagulation (meaning cooking off the tissue or seerlng it), desicca tion, (meuning dehydrating or mummifying), figuration (mean ing a momentary flash or spark), and "radio-knife" (a layman's term for the endotherm dissector). All of these are .determined by the character of the current used. The apparatus generates an alter nating current of 1,500,000 to 1,000.000 cycles or oscillations, if you know whut that means I don't. Special attachments mod ify, this current to precisely what tlie operator requires, so that he may produce, any of the effectn described, at will. It is, to my mind, a .wonderful and incompre hensible thing that with such ap paratus and special technical Knowledge a dootor can use dia Ihermy .to cut, shrivel, cook or sterilize or pasteurize any tissuo of -the body. 1 quote-brlotly from a technical article by a physician skilled in surgical diathermy: For cutting purposes, tho active electrode is onorgized by a different tync of current. The cutting Is not done by tho electrode, but actually by the ruriiont, which forms ahead of the electrode an eleotrical arc which by volutlllzing the tis sues separates them - as tho they were cut. Further, by mollification (variable amount of damping) of the same cur rent, a greater or lestier de ' gree .of coagulation or dehy dration may be produced at will at the edges of the sev ered tissues." Desiccation Is the form of dia thermy chiefly or entirely em pluyed In the extirpation of ln Incted or enlarged tonsils. This Is not to be confused with "burn ing" the tonsils out with the elec tric cautery. In most cases dia thermy extirpation of the tonsils can now be completed In three to six sittings and without the uae of even local anesthesia. The "rndlo-kuifo" as tho lay man dubbed endothermy, because the appurntus hud some dials which are manipulated to modify the current type very much as one tunes in on the radio a now In general use by the better sur geons 111 cancer operations, goiter operations and cosmetic opera tions especially. .Medical diathermy is. to my mind, the greatest advance In therapeutics in our generation. All sorts of pains, pprains, lameness and stiffness yield under an appli cation of diathermy as they yield to nothing else that I know of The doctor who can give patients dia thermy and knows how to handle It Is a pretty good doctor to havo 1 think. Mlnii. 1 say he must un dcreluild the use of diathermy, whether it be In medical or In surgical treatment. There are few remedial ugents or Instru ments that are more dungerous In the hands of the quack or the unqualified healer. The more 1 see of diathermy extirpation of bad tonsils and think of surcioal .tonsillectomy, the more I feel inclined to call diathermy modem surgery and guillotine, snare or dissection ton sillectomy an old Spanish custom. QUKSTIONS AM) AXSWKHS 1 Ciiess Not. 1 One doctor ' advises man of 40 with chronic appendicitis to marry and forget it. Another advises lest, ice-pack ovor appendix, min eral oil at night and n diet of MHeM He Awoke up rte Foumi that He HA Beew sHAM&HAiet) aboard A 5UJANB0AT IM THE PARK LAK6 HlS PROOT FATHCR MADe HINA GO TO COLL&6G -BwTVHe MAt irv. v . vji v s J'.'W.- STKAtGHT- T''t , , 'iM;i!k!:'., jlaMa n, treatment THE OLD SPANISH .CUSTOM. laxative food until It dears up. your opinion will settle a dis pute. M. F. S. Answer I could venture no more than a guess, and long-dis-iince guessing Is too much a gam ble for me. It is risky enough when the doctor can study the caso before he forms an .opinion. Vinegar. l'lease tell roe whether vinegar i.. i.....,f,,l T nriLVe the taste of it, especially pickle Juice. L. J. Answer . Occasional indulgence in pickles or use of vinegar as a condiment is harmless. It Is un wise to drink vinegar or use it constantly. I believe It is pref erable to use lemon Juice in place of vinegar wherever this is pos sible, lemon Juice being a food utilized while vinegar may do harm when taken too freely. Won! Wow! What a HomnUil. J wish to protest against the ex orbitant prices charged at the -hoepltal. For a cot in tho ward tor a child tho charge is $7.50 por day. If that ward is filled the child must be placed in a private room at $15 per day and 57 per day for the child's mother If she remains with the child. Besides that there Is a charge of ?30 for use of the operating room . , . J. P. Answer There are good hos pitals In the same community, whore the charges are more mode rate. Ten dollars is a fair charge for the use of an operating room. This hospital evidently eaters to n, class of peqple in .EAS? circum- slonces. , .... . , Copyright John F. OUlo -o. , - . STORIES THE MICE By Mary Graham Bonner The Little Black Clock was ready lor the children when they came for liini.',r " " "We're going on n very funny little ativeuiure this evening," he told them. They went down tlio magic path until they made a turn that led them to uu old barn. It was very, very quiet in the linrn. Very, very quiet. John and Peggy and tlio Utile Black Clock played In the hay loft for a while and then the Lit tle lUack Clock said: "We've played euougli. We must listen now." "liut we don't hear anything," John said, "it was so quiet when we first got here too. We've made all the noise." "Listen," said the Little Black Clock. "Listen very, very care fully." They listened and after a mo ment or two they heard a few little scratching Bounds and a few little squeals. "They are going to talk it ovor now," the Little Black Clock said. And then came forth a whole fumily of mice. Ono mouse was larger than any of tho othors. He began to speak. "We must always he very quiet," ho said. "It will he our only way of getting along. We want to visit pantries nnd nico cellars and we don't want people to come along nnd tell us to leave. We are not going to bo invited to go to places. People don't seem to euro uhotit asking us for dinner nnd so. as long as we do not receive Invita tions we will have to give them to ourselves. "Hut always move vey quietly, speak in low squealing tones and as llttlo as possil:.,... Keep away from cats nnd other enemies. But always ho very, very quiet." Ti e mice all squealed very soft ly and then scampered lightly away. "And ever since llmt time (for I turtiod tlie hours backward to night, again)." the-Little Black , WLL,U0T'S I OH I FOR&oT,-TH COAT 1 "me I cooGHet) up THe Ret 1 f I FlMlSHr FLAWNe.L UrO&eRsmRT I X. AMT THC: HRO f FLAG6CD THC IT- ' .' ,.L TRAIfO Boo i-, Hoo Hooi fy7?J r- "feS 0 .''.' Uoh7 IBoo j Hoo De Ysa Reaember? XpN YKAJtS AGO TQDAY (From Mies of the Mall Tribune August ,' 102U. Dubor and race riots mar duy In Colorado and Illinois. Reginald JJ. Parsons presents Siskiyou cattlo association with 100 checker fair exhibit. Fred C. Bell of -Chicago pur chases the Austin Corbin orchard in the .Eagle Point district, for so, 000. Paving between Jackson and Josephine counties on the Pacific highway to be finished by August 15. AU fruit pickers are requested to register for the coming season. Chamber .of Commerce commit tee on tourists wrestles with the problem of furnishing free wood for tourists stopping at the city camp grounds. Attorney ,Gus New bury detailed to prepare new auto laws for city traffic. ' TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY (From fH"' of the Mall Tribune.) August (I. 110. Eileen, a postofflco near tit Blue Ledgo mine, named aftej Eileen Roddy (Mrs. Walter Bowne), daughter of Dr. J. f. noddy, faces destruction by fii. Valley to ship .three cars of pears daily, ibeginning next week, rail road officials prodict. Chance for the west sfde to se cure opera house, if all property owners boost. Chamber of Commorco calls special meeting of all realtors in thp city. Eugene Amojin is elected fire chief for tho tenth buceessive time. Dr. J. "M. Keene, republican state central committeeman for Jackson county, is circulating locally tho petitions of" Jay -Bowei'man for governor. ' ' '' Quill Points Turkey is killing im-mt-geiUs. Ajv insurgent is a grut liberator vl'J Xuils tu put it ovor. So nmny picnic parties wrecked Sunday evening. When will drivers learn they can't scratch with botli hands ? You can recognize u town that has a "metropolitan area" by the .haystacks Jashlo (he limits. A dangerous alien in one who denounces American institutions us our high-brows do. .Down with the IUmJm! Tho Amer ican government will . tolorato nu challenge to its authority except from its own citizens. ' ' Porch Nwings art nil right for iiMMlern rourtslilp, hut bashful lads of other d.tys needed! tlie kind of haniniock that gave (hem the benefit of gravity. A great moralist Is ono who can explain why it Is naughty to dresa cJmfortably except at the seashorrj One reason why marriage disap points ultra moderns is because it hasn't nnything more to offer. Times aren't really hard until a mere child can lift the Saturday Kvenlng Post. Americanism: Keach for a pistol instead of using your fist. When better scars aro made, flivvers will make them. Of course machine, guns aro dan gerous in the hands of gangsters, but, hung it! arms manufacturers must live! casings for au usage, so it may yet no possioio io au sometning ior yes-men. Now Will Hays promises to stop fake movie advertising. But how can we tell which ones to avoid if there's no big ballyhood to puf over tho bum ones? Clock said, ''there baa been a ' iug people, have usotf. You may have heard it 'as quiot as a mouse.; " j j Tomorrow "Madam Summer" By BUD FISHEf