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MEDFORn MAIL TKTBUNT1,, Afl'IDFORD, ' OK'KfiON', FRIDAY, 'AUfUTST 1,
Medford Mail Tribune
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MEnPOIIU PRINTING CO.
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Ye Smudge Pot
(By Arthur Perry)
Tho TrcRHUry Department ro-
..iu (tini "mi iimiuiii.l tin m line nf
iioiltir hitlH Hi-o diHfigurcd." Thin
1h not duo to general wear unci j
noHHeaor to let go without a
struggle.
"Model A Ford, fully equipped,
KOnd rubber, mechanically perfect,
tirlll uat1 i-i.itt Plinnn I 7 7 K nVL.
ninpM (Hlhklyou Ncwh.) Nobody'
blames you. , -
Some of tho family skeletons.
Hpcrn to have, escaped, clad In
buthfng-HUitH. (Tampa Times.)
As you may have noticed.
A finicky movie actor re fuses to
participate in n romantic scenu
with Kay Krancls, also of the
movl'eu, am. tho Krounds that Kay
is not temperamentally suited for
tho job, which includes Home
HinackhiR on tho lip's, ttt tho finish.
Ait tho object of his fiulcklncHs bus
a face that stops clocks and sours
milk, simultaneously, nobody
blames him. .
WHAT! NOT TA'NCIIKDt
- (Trenton, Mo., Tribune)
Mr. and Mrs. Herbert Dun
kin, who recently launched
thel. -boat on thti matrimonial
sea for better or for worse,
but hope to rldo tho waves of
the tide that ebbs and flows,
until. called lo their reward on
the colestlal shore, wero given
- a charivari and shower on Sat
urday evening, Tliore wore
seventy-two neighbors a n d
friends gathered at their home
six tulles southeast of Trenton,
where a pleasant evening was
spent, even though Die brldo
groont wan-given a ducking In j
tho water tank.
No wonder, times are hard.
112,000 auto mechanics In Detroit
uro out of work, despite the fact
thorn have never been to exceed
1)2,000 auto mechanics lu Detroit.
The corn Is now Kornelllug out
lu fine shape, and tho corn-meal
production in tho valley will bo the
Htimo as last year. .
Uncle, 8fi, called this am. Ho
said his mission downtown, was to
let a barber trim his whiskers, uro
hit wlfu did It.
Thoro has been considerable
whispering going on of Into among
the Democrats. The average Demo
cratic whisper ban a cruising ca
pacity of 155 feet against tho wind,
but lends an air of mystery.
Ah Abo Lincoln said: "Every
body Is talking about the weather,
but nobody Is doing anything about
It' (Hcppnor Notes) As Mark
Twain said, "You can't fool all
the people, all the time.
. The John Purl boy Is enjoying a
cold ho should have encountered
last December,
Ttie larKcxt pantM button factory
In tho world him i-cmimmt opera
tion, Juut whou tho (HimiH wero
Btttrtltm to Oiir.alo into tho collcc
tlon platen.
I'rofcHHur Kurt VIcwIiikoi of
Zurich, Hwllscrland, Iuih invented
a Biinplv little locomotive, which
lie callH tho hochdruckkondcncn
HUttnndauipf lokoiuotivo. ) r e H h
1) I p u t e h. Try and heat that to
the eroKMlUKhaUHenhlatluntaithi'ell
xungpfeffen Htratwe.
There seems to bo a peewee can
illdato for every pee. wee golf
coursu.
HIIATHODY
A-motor touring I will go
When 1 can have h radio
Incorporated in my car
To travel with mo near and far.
I will not ramble o'er the plko
.Deprived of Ukuleje Ike,
Or skim along sequestered ways
Without a snatch of "lluppy Days"
I do not like the motor's hum.
It puts my system on the bum;
I cannot stand the songs of bhds
In major fifths in- minor thirds;
The Hinging brook has not the
power
Of llMsenpfef lei h Hamburg Hour;
have these things in my abode.
And want them with mo on tho
road.
Oh, let me roll along the way
While f llnsburKH J a sexy Itasca In
play,
And let litem charm mo as I ride
Past billboards on the mountain
Hide!
Thon, when the sun subsides to
rest.
Will come the sounds that I like
best,
Uttered by Andy and by Amos,
The gug& that made Joe Miller
famous!
fHpoknne Hpnkenmnn-Itevlew)
IF JULIUS
POIt one reason and only one we would lilie to see Julius
Meier run for fiovernor on an independent ticket.. The re
action of the Portland daily panel's, particularly the Orexonian.
would be worth traveling niilcH to see.-
A.x far as we can recall the Oregtmian has never supported
an independent candidate, or deserted the regular ; -u III icn ti
iiraiii.atioii, in any important contest.
The l'orllalid Jouriud, in spile ni' its claim of independence,
has been as consistently IJcmoci'aliu as any partisan newspa -'!
in the state.
Tlicrcfoi'i', Milder normal eireiinislaiiccs we would expect the
Orce-miian lo (five its enthusiastic support to such n descrviuti
ami orthodox llepiililican as 1 nil .Mctsclian ; and one would also
expect that the Journal would not desert the rerrnliir nominee
of the Democratic parly, Kdward Hailey, who has demonstrated
that he is a man of fine character and jftiod .judgment, loyal to
those sturdy principles of .Jefferson and .Jackson, which Port
land's leading afternoon ncwspal er prtd'esses to worship so devoutly.
Dl.'T wit li .Julius Meier in tho field, tin; circuiriKtauccs, from
the. Klnndpuiiit nf tin Portland iicwspiiiie.-s, would NOT lie
normal. As everyone knows, Hie firm of Meier & l'Yjinlv, of
whieli the aforesaid Julius is tin- directing head, is the largest
liuyer of ncwNjiapcr spare in the K'ose City, if not .n t!ie entir
eoast. W don't know just whnt tin; annual Meier and Frank
advertising appropriation is, hut it certainly must run info six
j figures.
And as everyone else also knows .lulius Meier, while a lih
jeral advert-i.ser, is decidedly hard boiled, lie is no sentimental
j Santa (,'laus. As a private, citizen, directing Portland's largest.
Ktorr. his advertising policy
governor, j would undoubtedly
What, will the Oregoniaii and
candidates of their respective' parlies in the field, and their larg
est advertiser running against
they will do, the resulting spectacle of straddling and justifica
tion should he decidely worth w
THE FLIGHT
yjl.K successful flight of the
the Atlantic, again arouses
aerial na vigat ion.
The It-lOO left Knglaud .Monday night and did not land at
Montreal until today. Hail weather and a break in the al'ler-fiu
wero responsible. t
The bad weather, however, was nothing unusual. Such
weather must he expected ovei the Atlantic at any tini" of year,
and worse weather during the winter.
A Medford citizen, comment ing upon the trip last night, pre
dieted that in ten years practically all trans-oceanic, passenger
travel would be -by dirigible, present day liners would only be
carrying freight.
X7H hiwe heard this before. To our mind it is a greater credit
;to the prophet n opt burnt it; iinaginat ion than to his sound
judgment.
The dirigible thai takes over three days lo travel from Kng
land to Canada will never compete, successfully with the modern
liner, that takes only four or five. There must he a far greater
fimc-saving than that before! the traveling public as a whole will
abandon boat travel, for the morn hazardous air travel.
Tho airplane lias already achieved this time-saving. P.uv
this mode of traus-Atlanlie travel is still too uncertain to
accepted "today, as anything more permanent and serviceable,
than an aerial tour-do-force.
wiin in iiipul development ol aviation, the dirigible will
no doubt attain far greater speed, and the heavier-tlniu-air ma
chine more stability; but even so, we- regard any actual substitu
tion of ship travel by ocean air travel, within a ten-year period,
as highly improbable. It will no doubt come eventually hm
scarcely in this generation.
Such prophecies merely represent the inevitable conflict be
tween tho romantic, and renlislie. points id' view, with actual ex
perience almo.st" invariably supporting the latter.
A gasoline
start it anil the
war is much
like
lilllc fellows are
Diu-ti these open-air parlies.
eat you up and if oil slap them
applauding.
Hut isn't "Chieai'o"
with only (10 nuns?
er
A (own named for a rcut man never retains his inilials
oept 1 (). II. Delroit.
Ilcinn slroii;; ami silent will
chilly. Think of " liinibtir(,'er."
MUTT AND JEFF He Might As Well Compelet the Job
JFF, tF we HM BAGS
AMD CCUGS Wfc COOCD
CRASH THAT exCLUS-VC;
Golf club.
6- -c aM j va -imm
. '
4) 9
IEIER RUNS
one thing, as u candidate for
la
ipiiie another.
.lournal do w
the deserving
them? Kcgardless of just what
hing.
OF THE R-100
Itrilisli dirigible K-KHI, across
public interest in this type of
any
other. The lii'
I later lo pay for
IVIIoh
it.
snake
If
1 lit
you sit still Hie mosipiiloes
1 like player thinks you ar"
an ambitious name for a cruiser
never Lro( voii aiivwhoro so-
I ?lfYipT fi'r Puwisr k . Ii't through:: i weverc ! '
I Xf GoLf-eR eM uv- wakt to see A Golf I ESf THTioto us tuat CAT-TVY
R 6HTO 1'" ,-fOt TH6SG CLUBS ABf I S . I
MAIL TRIBUNE
DAILY CROSS-WORD PUZZLE
ACBOSS
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14. 'I'l.lrh-mlnneri
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iff. Jllirti wind
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der In (tenia
und rouli
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make i(
ing iiiigressmeii for
necessary lo increase
0'ow .
up while
I imiiir will titirlc iiniiind wiiiliiiH for sciinctliing to ttirii
Diulily pi-iiys. it won't lie Hie bottom of tho car.
An I'lcclion proves I'otbiijj;
iiiiiii so ornery thai be conldn
.Mussolini bus deiiioiislriilHil
form of oovernment for people
(.'bieiifio's slur reporter wns killed because he knew too iiineh.
Yon will um ice few ('hicm;o detectives arc killed.
"She was wrapped in' t li'iino'bl , "
Post story. And very scns-jlilo', too, I
i The lire nmv Jllso lll:ik-c nil
claim Prohibition jrot him slarted
Americanism : Man kIh.vs
was only a small family and the
h'ealure news in lil.'iO: 1'iiele
has never crossed the Aliunde, in
They say ilrinkini; was increased by makiiiii
Kcl, bill thai wasn't what increased pelting.
Adam and Viv
I'.'hl In.) 1 1 of I
c diiln 'I orU
loin tried It:
A frown has little cash value.
iu-i disiit'rcoahlo except a traffic
's bound to come sooner or
the fioldfish wear halhinf;
maki
Suffering in silence is more
tloiitK so no one will miss il.
Ik Orammatlf al
lax dlnllarilnn
IV. Urowlitft oot
ti. That tier mat
ii. lint her ol Ptx
Uj nt
sa. Oenua or typl
cat Keese
x7 lluntirr ot rer
tain aquallo
anlrnalt
ti. Araliinrht
10. ( hcmlral
elenit-iil
11. I'ullrnii
12. Mor nit tonal
SS. KenulKltes
3A. Nothimt
ST. Fixed etiarura
30. Ounttlon with
out end
III. Fnleiiei1 wllh
Cleats
ID. Scrutltiltet
4J. K hp hit of rlenr
radio rereiiiiitn
4h. Friend! French
47. 'I'oj) piece of tt
jilre
48. I.chri
611. Fnundnllon
yi. Fllelier
Si. (Jreni i.Hha
U. UlTiilet
ii. Aliiftlrnl Itmtro
menl of tier
ciikkIoii
&0. Ouiintlty uf
niedlrlne
J. f r I ri h ftlowlr
1.1. Coiireriilnii
Hi. 1,1 be
4. Forcci to bt
still
6. Parent
ft. Hliuneite toln
7. Murlildly
ten tier
H. KiikIUIi trolley
cur
9. I'riinliJRh
ad vi-niiire
10. Kill ( .
It 11 N Ii II II
11. Ileefiifnif
nolHlly
IS. Tiiwiirrt th
slieltrrfrt ililf
IS Cfrmltn
"JO-yoar te.rms, mij.
pensions only once
;ht at least
in 0 vears.
unless: tho wt'ls or ilrys elect n
hnvo won on his merit.
Hint 11 ilietiitorsliip is the
who will slnnil for it.
idCill
says a Saturday Kvenint;
his sort of went her.
.Vt;w .if liSniunll' Itnl- ho .h...i.-j
at it..
whole family: defense plead
s it
jutle jives li iin three years,
.loo Hrown is years
an airplane.
obi and
I i I nor bard lo
iliale everything
lie out of il.
When I hey were
Nobody over got paid for
cop.
be-
Inter,
suits.
relorni movement lo
fun if you explain what you'rt
Personal Health "Service
By William Brady, M. D
flltned letter, prrulmng u pmontl heilth nd hyleoe. not to dle. OHU or
.Ill be inhered bj Dr. Brt-ly If lUmptd Jtl addreed lon Ii tne osl ,h"ulul!Br?!
WW tnd written in Ink. I'Mi tn the Urge min.b of lettm rerelted only fet ran 'r
hw vA . h. m,t. ft iurtea rk.t Miufurmiua to lulruetloni. Addreu Dr. WliLUm Bridi
lu eai of Th Mul Tribuoi.
what: iiosimtaut
One
and only once. In the days
ilffoie Ktatler, I bought a two cent
, . . , . ,
newsimuor just wunin mo puruus i
of an alkKcd hctflry and after a
heated amuiuent with mine liowt, j
I insisted on pay- j
in the throe cents .
exacted of Muckers j
who patroniaed the j
place. But away j
back' li. S. one
generally expected
hostility in a hotel, j
It wiih the policy i
of the tiusiness. In
those days hotel j
clerks probably ;
trained for their careers hh deputy
officials In the tax collector's of-;
flct! or counter men and sub-1
executives nf a public service cor-!
pnnitlon. That blasted hotel keeper
got the extra penny out of me, all
rbrbt. or his concenslonnaire did.
but it netted him a los just thej
! same. In fact he began to feari
j there was something radically j
wrong wnn ms racnei even ikmoib
I me nusiness uecanu nuiuiTWfu, i
! The refoi-m came a bit too late to :
save him. lie faded rrom tno
'picture with the rest of the bandits.
Today one unhesitatinj-'ly with
draws from any inn whore hospi
tality is not in evidence, for it Is
reasonuhle to assume that there
is something (tucer about the place
if tho arriving guest, is not made
welcome and no mistake.
Hospitality in a hospital should
I begin at tho front door, remarks
ju southern physician. The patient
I appreciates being promptly and
j courteously met and escorted in a
friendly manner to his room tho
I consideration he would receive if
j lie visited friends. . When be has
reached his room or his bed in
I t h e ward, a nurse who has t h e
true instinct or the right kind of
training can by a little general
attention add further to the pleas
! ant impression a .id start the pa
i tient off on his hospital sojourn
hi the best spirit. This little kind
ness costs the hospital perhaps nH
much as 1 he morning paper the
modern hotel host slips under his
guest's door.
Too often the person entering a
hospital finds himself in the lobby
unnoticed apparently. An awk
ward wait, perhaps a kind of panic j
in the heart of the timid patient,
then at last he screws up courage,
to approach the Important person-
i ago in the office or at tho desk,
'and probably h;m to wait several I
minutes before be can explain that
he is a patient of Or. Doe yes,
.li.lm O 1 . in iOi n.. n.n-v-n whn.
evidently, is but a small fish in I
the puddle, after all.- Oh, yes,
Dr. Doc, le's see, his initials are?
tj. yes, and now what is the
patient's name, nationality, relig
ion, social condition, politics, occu
n;i linn finn nein I r:it in ir and f ina I-
ly the Important personage sum-
niiniH an underling and forwards
the goods sends the package
consigns the patient to room or
bed No. .173, ward Q, Ciyneeological
dept., where, after considerable
argument between the various at
tendants the patient is ultimately
lutwloil LViKimriillxl if lOlv-uicitUv
capable of feeling exasperation,
subdued If too sick to fight.
This is indeed " mild reception,
Many an unfortunate victim knows
the harsh, contemptuous and ut-
terly inhospitable greeting that
awaits the man or woman who is
compelled to apply for admission to
the average public or uncalled
"charity" hospital.
unioruiiiaiei.v. one can i so reau-
uy withdraw when me welcome is
not to one's liking. In this resncct
hospitals still have an advantage, j
We need a Still lor to infuse a llttlo
more hospitality into om hospitals.
H'i;STKS AM) ANNUKItS
Itauanas for I la a hies
Just tt letter of thanks from an
other mother. .My baby was !l '
pounds L' ounces at birth, but at 3
months he weighed only S pounds, j
'I'b en we read what you advised,
ami started feeding him cereal 1
twice dally and one-half bananas.'
t 5 months vegetables were ad- j
led. Now at 10 months be oals a
large banana dally, applesauce, '
taplcoa, cornstarch pudding or j
jello, a different one each day, also
k iebach and cod liver oil, and
you can't beat him! I like your i.
articles so much I never miss
them. M. S.
Answer. I believe It Is an excel- 1
lent plan to begin feeding every!
baby at about the age of 4 months I
well ripened banana only a spoon
fill a day at first. Ma nana is well .
ripened when the skin is golden
; ; ' '
v i a hospital?
yelluw, fk-ckt-ii
with brown, but
The pulp is then
not mushy. This
i ""t JiiMeKeiifii.
; ft and xwoet,
has proved particularly helpful in
eases of malnutrition or marasmus
and even in fairly normal cases It
solves the constipation problem.
Our l-'lrtinn Writer' Corner
Would it be possible for a person
to be stricken with paralysis and
fall, injjuring himself, and then
get up and resume his work with
in the space of Jialf an hour?
Would shock from such a fall bo
a sufficient cause for paralysis?
I am writing a story in which . .
((. X. J.)
Answer. in a story it would.
But lef me tell you now, brother,
I'm not going to read your story,
even if it is touted as good. Knock
doesn't cause paralysis, unless you
please to call the temporary faint
I ing or prostration of shock "paral
ysis, l'eiliaps tne common ex
pression "he had u shock," mean
ing a "stroke" of paralysis apo
plexy, cerebral hemorrhage is
; cunfusnB to tho iy mind.
Shock
in its true sense is the fain mess
wb.h partial or complete loss of
consciousness, that occurs as an
Immediate result of injury, great
fear or fright, or depressing emo
tion such as that induced by re
ceipt of bad news.
High Hip
One of my hips is higher than
the other, caused, I think, by bad
posture. Do you know of any way
to remedy this? Will exercise help?
Should I consult a doctor about it?
Will it prevent me from having a
normal child? (AL J. A.)
Answer. One hip is usually
higher than the other. Slight
asymmetry of hips or shoulders is
of no significance. If you feel it j
is more man mat in your case, It
would be well to consult your doc
tor. Quill Pohits -
Itiy Isn't tfW tinly thiiiy cun
grea adjourns without.
A crank is a person who has!
Hontcm-cd his -ot idea to solitary
t'onfinonu'iit.
,,. i n-, Hi I .mI bmt iie-
catiso ho has lost his shirt. Look
t (landlll.
A Kl'cat family tr
! other.--'. Tito nuts grow
I of new brandies.
It is predicted that rubber
vll! bo used in building. It
would be nice lor the hack
cud of a beginner's garage.
Heroes tire made and not born
Nobody willingly ditches Ills own j
car to aave n foul.
Americanism: Fighting a mob
j in get a yard of 10-cent lace for
t ;) cents; waiting to buy slocks
untj tU, p,.,.e js hi, -'iKajn.
Honeymoon: An indefinite pe
riod of Idealism, terminating In
th;1 decision to eat onions again.
Kvidently
It lw safer to bathe
lifeguard Is knoek-
where the
kneed
1 nearly
and Imld. There aren't
at many screams for help.
Another thing daughter now
learns at. mother's knee is
how to let out a hem.
An A. 1. story from North
Cured ina says a dangerous ma
niac is abroad in an automobile.
We dodged six of him today.
Well, you can't expect people to
be shocked by homicide when they
cet a first pngo full of it everv
day. What Is one more dent to j
an, old fender ? j
Correct this1 sentence: "None
oi my relatives have called or
written," said the woman, 'since
I got my husband's life Insurance.
f ,n"d.if'1 Mlv-fin-r fi-otn r-v-uP
B i
Do Yen Remember?
TKN Y KAILS AUO TODAY
(From files of the AKil Tribune.)
August 1, 1920
Clamlo iSlwtyl. Miles nf Meil
foid, now living in Pendleton, aids
In capture of the Taylor killers.
Indy tourist complains to police
that while seated in city park she
was annoyed by three young men
lying on tho grabs eating cherries
and "shooting the pits at her, and
speckling her white dress."
A haze of heavy smoke prevails.
Party of four wanted for juqipiny
board bill evade Chief Timothy. .
Jerry Jeter ends revival meetings
opposite Mail Tribune.
TWIOXTY YKAItS AGO TODAY
(From fils of the Mail Tribune.)
August 1, 1910
District Attorney ti. V. Mulkey
announces his candidacy to oppose
Congressman W. C. Ilawley for re
election. .
Quebec Dr. Crjppen, wife mur
derer, trailed by wireless, admits
identity and will return to England
for trial, along with girl compan
ion. Pear shipping has started from
this section and soon the world wilt
resound with the high prices re
ceived. Laying of steel on the P. & B.
road completed to the 20-mile stake.
Canard going over the state that
this city is without fire protection
is scored in an editorial.
Secretary of Interior liallinger
to visit city, valley and Crater.
Lake,
Deer season opens with a record
number of local lnmrers in the hilla
and the opening firing sounded
like "a civil war bombardment."
Sundown
STORIES
UK COWS
My Mary (raham Homier.
The Utile Black Clock led the
children to a pasture where a num
ber of cows were sitting.
"I've turned the time back," tho
Clock said, 'and with all my added
magic we're go
ing to be able to
hear w hat the
cows think about
everything"
"Do they think
much ?" asked
Peggy.
"They .never
look as though
they do," John
added. .'. , ..
"You'll hear all
about it in a mo
ment or two," tho
Utile lilack Clock
answered. "I've
not turned t h u
back sn very, very far, but it took
tiflio for tin cows to even decido
this much. Ah, one of them is
spoil k lag."
Now one of the cows laxily turn
ed her head and looked at the
others. The others turned their
heads and looked at her.
"It's enough." she said, "that
we give milk. 'We help people so
much In this way, and we'll con
tinue to help them in the future.
,"l.ut Hint is quite enough for
u.s to do. If we do anything more
we'll have to continue doing it.
"Now let us all decide that wo
will give milk, but apart from that
we'll be very lazy."
All the cows nodded thier heads
slowly and said:
"That will be all. Wc will do
no more."
And then, as they walked uway,
they sang this nong:
"We'll moo, we'll moo,
We'll chew, we'll chew.
It's quite- enough
For a cow to do.
We'll sit and dream
Of our fine cream,
They'll hold up in
Quite high esteem.
We'll moo, we'll moo.
We'll chew, we'll chew. '
It:.H (piite enouch
Kor a cow to do." ' -
"So now." the Utile J thick (Mock
laughed with John and l'eggy,
"you've heard what they think.".
"We have," said Peggy, "and it's
just about what 1 thought that
they thought:"
By BUD FISHER