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KEDFORD M5IL TRIBTJNE, MEDFORD, OREGON, MONDAY, JULY 28, 1930.
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' y Arthur Perry)
Along, with all the other dark
woes upon - the world, comes the
news from Corvnllls, that most of '
the- grass In , Ornson has the I
"ephannphora.'
' THB BEHT LINDHRCIH BABY
cTnnv "A r-inf1 nf I.lniltiftrizh
called upon the famous flyer lust
week, and' found him In the lmok(, u.
yara wasnins a coupio oi jmru
chutes' ' "
Incidental to the arrest lust week
nf Karl Hears, the Portland "sock
robber," as soon as ho wandered
out. of Portland, comes the Infor
mation,' duly headlined In many
upstate, papers,., thnt younp- Mr. I
Hears "was the son of Manford
Hears, otto Mas saloonkeeper." This j
IndlcatoH a new JuurnullHtio trend
as heretofore It wn not oaniildured
worthwhile to mention the occu-
youth.' except , when ho happened
to.be . minister's son. , A 17 year
old . "girl, ti oompunlpn. of the
saloonkeeper's boy, was with him
when the law swooped down. Tho
occupation'
-pust
'prpsent of
her. dad'.r'.', - !'.; -
. v T'ie "BioTiiiiiTK :
;.' (I0I11, Kun., Iteglster) ' i
.' ' DalefFalr paid a ;i fine In -'
polioe Court today, for leaving
his car on the street ull niKht,
but Insisted thatu. Mrs. fair
be credited with paying the
fine. Hho left the car out and
she paid the money, Fair said.
...
"The Cuucaslan Crusaders" have
been formed In Atlanta, On., and
claim to be a first-cousin to the
late Ku Klux Klun. The revived
outfit will profit by the errors or
Ita alleged ancestor and not hang
nv nlnnnrn. fin nuhlln.lt.v. It Is
further claimed the orgnnltallon'
"already has u foothold in a Pa
ciflc coast etnte." One cannot
Imagine what "Pacific coast state"
this could be, unless-it la Wash
ington or California,. ,
Jamos .Grieve or. Prospect, ac
companied by his alert and hand
some hired man,' attended the ball
game yestorday.. Mr. U. Informed
the writer that lid mado' the hired
man. put on a necktie ere the trip
to town, ' but It wa Hke "pun
ting a bridle on. a yearling mulo."
: ' WAKIIINOMA0IHNE8
Ladies, why bend they willing body
And rub thy fingers tender?
Jam all your waehln' In a sack,
- And ta'llie luundry send 'er.
When thou hast passed to yonder
Shore;' ...
And with the angels singing;
Your man will have another gal,
A-waahln' and a-wringlng';
HO then, save thy belter self,
And aaye him all the trouble.
He might-not get another gul
Who'd be your exact double.
80 pack your laundry, troubles
and Blh -. . .' . -And
have tho Peoples Laundry call
- (Northwest Lnunderor.)
KAilt ENti;cilt
(The Dalles Chronicle)
' After reading Tuesday's
, story of the hitch hiker who
I feigned Injury In order to get
a ride- we - have ' decided to
answer no calls for help on
' the road '' unless the person '
calling s plainly dead. , :
"Mis Purnh Blunt suffered
minor bruises, and contusions when
her sedan overturned. Miss Blunt
could offer no explanation for (lie
mishap." (Odessa Nutes.) , It was
at a sharp corner.' '
A new moon was louflng around
back of Ben Harder', last evening.
. NTINtJI.KSS DKATH
Hince the first of the month the
Porter Undertaking Parlors have
handled three deaths. People In
and around Otoe county in find
ing that Dan Porter Is one of the
finest young business men to ever
put out his card In Nebraska City.
Dan's pleasing ways and his Im
partiality to both rich and poor Is
winning him more friends dny by
duy. Dan Is a real friend In time
of need and we are sura that Dan's
business Is going to Increase right
along with the number of people
with whom he comes In contact,
for when you meet Ian you can't
help but like him and wish him all
klnda af success.
. (Otoe. Neb., Tidings)
Municipal ' airports have been I
established by- llncky Ford and I
Delta, Colo.
THE NOMINATION
"The Republican machine, guided by the firm hand of the Old
Guard, rode over the hopes and aspirations of the common people,
and defying the mandate of the direct primary, "and the desires of
the folks at home, nominated Phil MeUchan as the Btand-pat can
didate for Governor."
THiriS is a free translation of the esteemed Portland Journal's
editorial comment on the result of the state eomniittee con
vention, held in the slate metropolis Saturday.
It has a familiar sound. The Kc publican machine, with the
Old (luard at the throttle, has
Pos'rn,,' forms of the poor common people in this state, in every
elect ion lor a ouarter of a century. At least it has, in the otiui
C"OR 25 years we have longed for a tflimpse of this bone crush-
ing Juififernaiit, hut even a Iter hunting for it through a
session of the state legislature, and KearcbiiiK for it, through
countless political eunipniffiiK, we have never ciiiifrht sijibt of it.
Now we learn it functioned, with its customary power and
rntlilessiiess, in the Kilts Temple on Saturday last. We were
unable to attend this convention, hut have read all available re
ports of it, and talked with several individuals who did.
. JC the achievements of this convention were those of the
borrifernns (I. 0. 1'. machine, then the One Iforse Shay was n
Rolls-Royce. For if a political (iiithcrini; ever lacked maeliine
built domination, or any other kind of domination, this Portland
free-for-all lacked it. If this convention was a perfect example
of Old (fiiard efficiency, then "Ijeap Kroi;" or "Rini; Around
the Rosey" must be perfect examples of West Point military
tactics. ' ,
OR a more perfect example of true reprcsenliitive (rovern
ment, floundering around in the hostile atmosphere of the
Oregon sysl cm, could scarcely
l;y Ibis stale committee convention. Thirty-six delegates from
thirty-six counties gathered together, each with n different idea
of what that, convention should
not one wilh the slightest idea as to what IT WOUII) DO.
'm.., f:.... -(.HM( W11H ,mitt M IM.,, u,lrm-iu,. tn Mm
Mctschan, and the delegates assembled, as to everyone else.
There was no caucus, there were no secret conferences at mid-
'night in any hot
room, not
Not because these
by the nature of things, they couldn't be put over.
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'T'HK only approach to anything like machine control of the
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convention came from the
anvthinir to do witli it nuniclv.
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l'lction s ultimatum, that Kay, Mptschan or Hamilton must not
foe selected, rendered the selection of one of them inevitable.
It. was this force, and this force alone that, acting on disor
ganized confusion, brouirbt. tin) filial result. In I'nel. if nnvnnc
nrp.8 to look up our editorial of last week (and no one will),
they will find that we. predicted then that if the Joseph threat
... , , .... , . .
weri! lalten seriously by Iho convenlion it made the nomination
of1 one of this trio certain. 1
'BJIfjiTHCUAN finally won, because there was no outstanding
support for liini,-or, to state it in another way, because he
was seoond choice with more delegates than either of his "first
choice V competitors.
; In oilier words, the final result was n compromise, and one
minlit add that the result of every action by a truly representa
tive body without control or reul leadership, 18 a compromise.
He won not beeauso so much could be said KOU him, as because
so little could be said A0ATNST him,
fNR can approve or disapprove of his selection
with any reyard for the truth can nftree with the Portland
Journal, that he was ground out
publican machine, with the Old
lie was the inevitable product of untrammelled forces work
inn in the usuiil vacuum. No boss or machine (rave direction to
those forges. ..'The direction was supplied by the Joseph-Meier
ultimatum... The political gods then stood by and Nature simply
took its course.
WHO WILL WIN?
'T'lIE Republicans now have Phil .Metsehim for a candidate,
the Democrats have Kdward Bailey; who the Joseph-Meier
forces will bnve if they have anyone is still to be determined.
The loyal Republicans will support Mctschan, the loyal Dem
ocrats will support Hailey; the rank and file, those who refuse
to follow any party blindly (and who incidentally determine
the result of most elections) will undoubtedly wait for the in
dependent candidate before they make up their minds.
Probably they won't make up their minds then. They Will
more probably wait to see what the campaign develops, how the
candidates conduct themselves, just how the issues take form.
NI.Y one thing is certain. The people of Oregon, as a whole,
don't know just what they want, but TIIKY DO WANT
A CllAN(iK. With Republicans in this state outnumbering the
MUTT AND JEFF Clothes Make the Boy
jeTP, WHAT'S HAPPCMCt
toor ctOTrvesr dio t"-
joim TXe Boy scoots oft.
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OF PHIL METSCHAN
been riding roiitfh shod over the
hejitutjiiiied than was provided
do, and up to the final gasp,
even any wire-pulling worthy of
things weren't tried, but because
one faction (hat refused to have
the .tnucnh-Mtiti fiit'timi TliU
Hut no one
like a new sausage by the He-
(luard at the stand-pat throltl
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Democrats two to one, Jlctseluin will have a big lead at the
outset. Against Hailey alone we would predict this lead would
be overcome. ' Hut if Julius Meier or some other wearer of the
Joseph coat, of a similar type, should throw his hat in the ring,
then anything might happen.. . ..
One man's guess would be as good as another's. Only the
individual who could know in advance not only HOW the. inde
pendent pica would draw, but WHAT I'KOPOUTION of the
orthodox Republican and Democratic strength it would gain,
could successfully predict I he. final outcome.
Tho country is still safe while voters refu..e to support the
worse of (wo evils merely because he is wet or dry.
It won't do to tell Willie, but
y men who caused their patents
The best way to l'ind out how good Southern Oregon is, is to
lake a trip to any other part of the country and then come homu.
. Another thing that keeps the. bronze statue of a great politi
cian irom looking natural is that the chin doesn't wag.
The danger of destroying the
of the upper world would have no
'Liquor is responsible for the
disposes of the charge that liquor
An educated man is one who can tell what the other
amendments are, whether or not they worked, and why.
Nothing is impossible in a
the parking rules by swopping
Ripley's "Believe It or Not"
thing except tiro head used as a
Miniature putting is all right, but what we want is a game
where you sock the ball every time and walk only six fc.'t.
lilesied are the poor; their
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most of the big jobs arc held
a lot of worry.
underworld is that so much
visible means of support.
present crime wave." So that
isn't like it used to be.
IS
world where Iwo cars cm
places every hour.
obey
has pictured almost every queer
model for straw hats.
dogs stay under the house.
Personal Health Service '
By William Brady, Bt D
llcoed letters pcrttlolni to penootl betlih tod bTfle. oot u !. dUsoottt or trntmrot
rill be iMvertd b? Dr. Brady tf iUoipd ttlf addmied tmelope b toeloMd. Ltlen thoiiU be
brM and wrllteo la Ink. O'lnf to tbo Urci number of Ictlen rtfUd onlr a fe can bo aunered
bero. Na repl rtn h mrk aoarUa not eoofermlog to lxntrueUoa. Addran Dr. WlllUm Brady
lo eara of Ibe Uall Trtbooo.
SOMK THOrOHT.S IXSPIHFI BY A VISIT TO
WASHINGTON'S TOM1
When Dr. Oliver Wendell Holm8l
was publishing hiH Professor and
Autocrat nt the Breakfast Table In
a New England
magazine he little
recked that only
a few yearn later
I ahould take my
cue, from him and
burst forth In my
het imitation of
his style in the!
dally prints. And
when Robert Ing
ersoll visited the
tomb of Napoleon find uttered
those stirring reflections of his
though which, in my Judgment,
are second only to Lincoln's
Oeityshurg Address In their power
to move the heart of course he
could not foresee that not so many
years later 1 should visit George
I Washington's tomb and have some
tnougnis or my own.
My thoughts, naturally, were not
sunnme, nor were iney so very i ot physiology. Next a term or two
ridiculous as you might, anticipate, j of ierBona hygiene. Afterward
They were, 1 confess a trifle mor-sllph Bui,jects dietetics, snnitn
hld. even grlsfly, 1 suppose sumction, pathology, biology, sex. par
would say. enlhood, care of infants, etc., would
For one thing I was disappoint- ft , ntu i-ntlv provided we kick
ed with Mt. Vernon. Had I vis-P(1 mlt nighra, Shelley and Caesar
itcd the shrine for the first tlmei frst.
before I read Washington's Diaries v ,
my impression would have u.
different. But I was curious to
see where and how he had housed
. all his servants. For some strnnup
! reason the old slave quarters have
j disappeared and yon find no indl -
cation that Mt. Vernon ever har-
bored slaves.
But as 1 walked down the path
that lends to the present resting
place of 'Washington's remains I
wondered whether or how one
might go about getting consent
from congress to open the tomh, j
remove the remains of Washing-!
ton, and attempt to determine by
scientific examination what the
man died of.
Would -the country or tho world
care to know?
If anyone besides myself would
like to learn the truth about the
last illness of our first president,
how much could we learn by ex
amination of -the remains as they
are at present? Washington died
130 yenrs ago. I doubt whether
that Is enough time to erase all
pathological evidence. I believe It
Is still possible to determine
whether Washington died of quin
y. or diphtheria, or pneumonia,! Marriage modifies a man's chnr
or pulmonary edema consequent! neterlstics; but whatever a girl is,
upon chronic nephritis.
1 could reverence the name and
fame of our great national hero
fully as much knowing what car
ried him off as I do ignorant of
that fact and accordingly I do
not see why nnybody should ob
ject to such an examination, say
by a committee of public represen
tatives and expert pathologists. The
official heads of the - army and
navy medicol departments and the
public health service would be on
the committee as government rep
resentatives, of course. The actual
experts wouldn't matter much
;iny good pathologist could learn
in a few minutes all there is to
learn. WKh each passing year
there is less left to learn. It does
seem that as nn Intelligent people
we ought to make this effort to
clear the historical reeord, before
it is too late.
What do the medical members of
congress think about it?
What do the people think about
it?
Ql'EKTJONS AND ANSWERS
The I and T Club
T should like to join the I and
T club. I tried it without any
instruction other than the hint I
saw In one of your questions and
answers, and the results were so
gratifying that I should like to be
come a full fledged member. (Mrs.
K. S. F.)
Answer. Some readers bless our
soul and some don't for the Iron
and Ten suggestion. Any why, It
can do no harm, and that's some
thing we can't say of many things
which darken gray hair. Glad to
mail any of the older boys or girls
instructions. We guarantee noth-
tng, except that the I and T club
has no mortality rate.
Mutilation Should He a Felony
I have n small tnttoo on my arm
and am very anxious to have It
removed. Can you give me the
name and address of one of these
artists that remove tattoos? ( It. S.)
Answer. Such a mutilation can
be removeu only by one or another
surgical method, and the defect
covered iwrhapi, with a graft of
kin from some other part of the
body. In any ease n tt Hurglcal
question and none but a compe-j
tern physician can safely attempt j
the operation. If we had the right
reverence for the house we live
in, tntooiiiL,' for other purpose than
concealing of blemishes or defects
would be a felony for the degener
ate who does il and at least a mis
demeanor for the Ignoramus who
submits to It.
Wliut'M tho Vhc?
Please outline for us what you
think the elementary schools
smiuia ivacn in n gient. v e uioi
endenvoring to arrange an entirely,
new course for our schools . . .
(K. S.) !
Answer. I Just splutter when Ij
try to answer such a question.;
Kirst. will you outline for me what
you think hygiene means? I be-'
Ueve the child should be taught
elementury anatomy first for a J
term or two. Then a term or two
,
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. 1
i llow solvent people feel when
they don't owe nnybody lint the
doctor.
Those people
Those people who have been
telling tho Senate where to go
would be satisfied if they knew
how hot Washington Is now.
. All the modern woman wants is
a man's job with the hard parts
removed in consideration of her
sex.
An impolite old grouch is a
mail who doesn't seem glad to
see you when you are lmMlite
enough to butt In when lie is
busy.
marriage makes her mure so.
A quiet, resort is a place whore
female morons sit under your bed
room window to practice Urielesw
talk.. .... . ,
Americanism: .Making two blades
of grass grow where one grew
before; feeling poor because no
body wants the extra blade.
But are you sure other men
wouldn't seem as crooked as poli -
ticians if their lives were examined
as closely?
The most popular of coeduca
tional institutions at present seems
to be the coupe.
"Shell" is nn appropriate sign
for a business that won't charge it.
The ono who walks mtuim!
the table, brightly mlvlsing
each one Itow to play Ills hand.
Is called the hostess with var
ious iiHHlirying adjectives.
Modernism: A preacher who
hasn't any faith trying desperately
to keep on good terms with paying
customers who have.
When able men are too proud to
get voles by acting the hypocrite,
they must be content with shysters
In office.
There's only one business in
which success depends on starting '
at the top. it's the business of '
wiping out gangland. I
There are. just two kinds of
writers: Those who say things nil j
sensible people know, and those!
who say things that aren't true.
correct tnis sentence: "She boss-
el her family as a girl." said the
gossip, "but she nev
hen-pecks,
her husband."
D Yin Remember?
TEX YEARS AGO TOIAV
(From files of the MMI Tribune.)
July 28, IH2U
Pendleton Hunt for fugitive
slayers of Sheriff Til Taylor ot no
avalL
El Paso Pancho villa agrees to
surrender.
Delilah Stevens named chief
deputy in county clerk's office.
Employees of M. and M. store
hold picnic on Rogue near Gold
Hill.
Three new Jazz orchestras or
ganized in city this week.
Harvesting of grain
Sams valley.
Norma Talmadge, film
may visit Crater Lake.
TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY
(.From files of the Mail Tribune.)
July 2K, IH10
Hlood flows in streets of Bar
celona, Spain, ns anarchists riot.
Col. E. Hofer of Salem and
Dr. Clarence T. Wilson debate at
nat, "Shall Oregon Be Dry, or The
S'lluon vs. Temperance."
City and county
speil.
swelter in hot
Attorney Porter J. N'eff files In
corporation for town of Talent.
Walter Frozier Iirown of Chicago
lufys orchard tract.
South Riverside paving compk'i-
Sundown
stories
THE TONO RIDE
By Mary (raliam Itonnei
The Little Hiack Clock had used
plenty of his magic for the trip he
was going to take now.
John 'and Peggy were ready for
him and when he told them that he
was using plenty
of magic ihey
told him they
hoped he would
not run short
of It.
"Hun short of
my magic?' ho
asked, In such a
laughing, hearty
tone of voice that
the children felt
c o in ( o i- te d at
once. "I should
say not." he ad
ded. "I have
plenty."
"You see you
are cither given magic or you
aren't. I've been lucky enough to
have beeu given it, and so I'll al
ways have it; The Grandfather
Clock promised me that when he
said he would give me the magic
0 i could turn the time backward
or forward as I wished
"I merely had to agree that I'd
be willing not to tell the ordinnry
time.
"Now I have a wonderful little
flying wagon here which is goinft
to take us right around the world
in one day. I turned the time ahead
so this viry superior flying ma
chine could let us have this trip.
"You'll understand in a minute."
It was bright and sunny ns they
started, and they kept on traveling
and traveling and traveling.
In fact they took a trip which
lasted for twenty-four hours but
so clever was the Clock that they
were able to get back so as not to
miss their sleep. He turned the
time back when they got home so
that they didn't lose any time at
all.
But throughout the whole, long
trip, they never once lost sight of
the sun. They simply could not
understand It.
"People have always said," the
Clock told them, "that if you could
walk around the world In twenty
four hours and start at noon you
would never lose the sun over your
head. Well, we didn't walk around
arnum il ,,ut Wp have had that
trll'- We've had sunlight every
minute."
Well, the Little Black Clock had
given them some thrilling trips but
this seemed more magical than
any!
Tomorrow "(ieology's Costume."
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motion picture films referring to
it in any way.
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