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A. B. C. awue circulation for all mootha
tndlm March 31, 1030, was 4321.
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Mitch at, 1 030 IUT.1.
I'rurot net paid A. K. C. (150. .
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Offlcea In New York, thleaco, Detroit Ban
Franclico, Lua Angelee, Beatlla, Potrlaiid.
Ye Smudge Pot
(By Arthur P.iryV !
.A iHtly, giirhed In khaki tt-ous.
era; waf found- murdered, besldo
a Nebraska road, und tho author
ities, aro unublo to find a. motive,
Ctilneso- are queer. They pay
for their own want; and don t oven
gmt - mad tit America about' It.
(Beaumont Enterprise). Tho Chi
nctte act thU way bocuuBo thoy. aro
hctithenn. ; , ', ,, v . .
, "Olrla Will Bo OlrlB'f Httllno)
' In splto of ull they can do.
There seoms to havey ' been a1
great doul of plain ; arid' fancy ly
ing, in the chhos of" Thomas J,
Moonoy and Wurrcn BHIIiikh, In-
otirceratod In- California - prlsmis
fur- the Propurodnww Day Uomb
Ing in 1810. A tkr witness for
the stato, watt 110 miles uway, when
he' testified he wan in Ban lYun
cleco, at the hour of the blunt,
atnd another star witness,'' now
repentant, . 'domett forth1 to '' Htato
that he watt mlatakon In hlri Iden
tification of the two "lifer"- It
ivoulri neem that theso twp untoles,
amply proven, would be sufficient
to unloek- the prlaon' tratos,' but' nbl
The Judicial minds," holdlnr' the
fate of tho : pttlr 'cannot cunxlder
thorn,' beoitUBO' "they ' outside
the- ' reoot'dB." Wheroun Messrs,
Mouhqy and HtiIlliK, . "ato Itinldo
tho pHrsons." arid tiro denied tho
benefits of wldbsproad doubtx,
cintorlng uljuut their Inuticonco or
i THOJtXH' OV K.IMKIATtON '
; ' w'tKountttln Itln Tribune)- , "
- M Ifw Mai y WllkM and Mlfw Alllb
(losnrjll, reelected to teach In the
local ftrhtltiln next 'year; liavo Bent'
. In-their irmlgnntlolin. " will he
neceBBary to ' replace at' IcnMf one
Of ihenii buti no-locitt leachcr will
be 'oonflldored' except'1 In tuner.
ency. Thu dlitt-lot haa a rule of
long nlitnrtlng thut nolthcr local
hmrrled womon nor local glrla will
lik omirluyod,' tho dmiKct-iof rtuch
ertiploynient-Ileitis two-fold: Jf
uhe hom& Klrl' Ib elected, every
oilier home girl rotUBrd a Job will
ralBw a rowwith tho tttudHtanco
uf all her. kith and kin and' If
a local ' married woman- i chonen,
the nniiie dread of Bttirtlng a fight,
will make It imnorudbto over, to
gel rid of her. 1
It InokB llko ruin; iib three (3)
ktitnlt' Imvo hud , their vohlrlca
polltthed,
"-Karmora have nturti'd cuIIIiik
(It tnd crop uf aKiilta, which tbey
will have to eitt with their cowb,
it President Jltlover don't slop per
sonalty abusing thum. ,
The rPHltlvutlul titmottiihei-e Ih
heavy with the urnma of flotrvi-K,
hbnto-brcw, and vherry Jelly.
'. Kvety tlmo John I). Horkefoller
lalkn about the ""exteiwlon of
credit," it white chid and gentle
manly ull nqitirt. ntanriB rondy to
be i run arrr, If you jihow rrlgtw
of 'not paying.
Tom Mayea and Mlaa lOunlce
Knrr woro unitetl In maiTlugo on
tvtne"rly. Thp- am apendlng
their honeymoon In KauttiiH. They
were accompanied by Mlwi I.lllle
Mkyoa uf Polo iltli-hmond, Mo
MIhbouiIiuO. Millet You're the
aweeteat peat Tom' knuwal
"A large crowd gathered at the
llaptlrit ultuixii l-'rlday evening, rur
a- dlacUBHlon of rhurclf pt-oblema.
ltefuro . the comtultteea a atray
hatltono, started all the ' babies
crying, by his execution of five
songB. Wo marvel at the durabil
ity of the human lunga, and tho
dumb forhctii-iim'o of people, when
they are not fired with tho mob
spirit." (Lake County Kxnmlner)
A bawl. out. with some phllonoph
leal observations on tho sldo.
piiiie swept By
W1NNIPKQ, July 9. (ff) An
electrical storm nt'cmnpHnletl by
hall and high' winds swept a wide
stretch of territory In Manitoba
and Alberta !Bt ulgltt and early
today. , .
Heavy damage to croiis, (arm
buildings and communlcrUlons aer
lc was reported and (or a time
Winnipeg wag lBOlated from the
west,. ,
'IS ANOTHER WAB IN
OlXTKEN years liuve )iisKed since the otitiireuk of the-World
f War,' iiiitl yet tis iiu' ns another Uiiropean. conflict is con
corned; conditions mv nlmost identical .with those which existed
in Julyvl!J-l, only the roles of Italy and (li'iiiiany (ire reversed.
Sixteen years uKo Kuropu was an armed camp, wilh the (ier
'lniin Kaiser ntttling his sabre lit France. Today Europe is n
armed eaniji, with Jlussolini as the " All-llifjliest" openly threat
cniiiir war against the same country. In 11)14 Italy was in the
position of a neutral between the two chief contestants. Ger
many today occupies this role, with both France and Italy striv
ing to nain her support.
Filmland today is holding aloof, as she did before 1914, but, as
her sympathies were with France then, her sympathies today a.i
far as any exist, are against her. The remainder of Europe is
divided into two oppoing camps, with the liittle Enteuto siding
with France; Hungary, IJulgarla and probably Russia siding
with Italy. ', ' ,
''
JUST as before 1!H4 only a spark wits needed to sol off the
magazine, the same being supplied by the incident of Sara
jevo) so today only a spark is needed to again plunge Europe
into a sanguinary Avar, . , ,
Even stioh a Well informed and conservative student of inter
national affairs as Frank II. Siiuond declares: "I dp not wish
to seem an alarmist, yet in my judgment the situation between
France and Italy could lead to conflict at any moment."
On the Italian frontier, France now has her army on a war
basis. The forts have been' overhauled; all preparations for
meeting invasion have been made. In- the Maritime Alps, in
Corsica, in Tunis, French air fleets are ready. .....
In the faeo of this situation the dramatic and belligerent
11 Duce retui'ns the Fascist salute antl cries: . '" ' '
"It Is 1 Wyaelf who ordered tho
' aro (Ino thlngrj, but muskets, machine Ktins, bIiIih, airplanes mid
big guii.1 are even better. FtiaelHt Italy; which Is. powerfully .
armed, can now propoBC Its ultcnmtive cither our precious
' friendship or our dangerous hoBtlllty;"
It is the voice of Mussolini,
Second. ' Like the Kaiser, II Duet; may bo singing a diplomatic
bluff only to arouse (lie fighting spirit of his people, impress tin;
gallery, and intimidate his foes, llo may in. reality want po
litical prestige, not war. "
Hut the unpleasant truth is that the forces lie is arousing
aro stronger than- ho is. With
something might occur at any time, on the Italian frontier or iu
North Africa, which miglit so. arouse the passions of his people
that, regardless of what Mutfsolini or anyone else might do, war
would he liuaviodablc. .
: ,j ..In (lioit, Mussolini is playing with, Ore, just as Kaiser Wil
helm played with it, anil; wlile the same results may not. follow,
there is no more reason to dount it tlian there was l(i years ago.
D EGAHDING such a situation , front this side of the' Atlantic
only one phrase seeiiis appropriate: ' ", What, fools we miir-
taisbe. :' ; ' ' 1 ' '
'War is the last thing in jhe worltl any sane nation shoiibl
desire, Yet M'ussoliiii has so inflaming llaliaii nationalism, has
so convinced them that iiiiiioi liis uispireil leadership they are
superior to ull others are, in fact, the oltl HoniaiiH reincarnated
r-hat cytji'.v well lufyrined, slatesiiuiii in I'iuropo believes totlay,
as was triie lti jjears ago, that war is inevitable, .,
A'l) il it does etiine, whore
l!llilint MfllliiM rvl' r(till-Mii
hi li'M., lliit she was in it three
declares I irol her lirisbiine.
Mebhe so. Hut we are not so
world more, in a few years thaii
, If another European war hIioiiUI break out alid, iu spite of
al! the signs noted above, wo can 't believe 'it will then we pre
dict the only winners vill be the
were in l!)14.. " '
In other words, as the war
rope dominatetl my Soviet militarism would be far more real than
was the (lunger of a Europe dominated by the militarism of
Prussia in 11)17,
. Then we fear America would 'ha faced by an ugly alterna
tive., Either go iu, and try to turn back the Slavic hordes with
tltl lielp of Europe, or stay out and be forced to do the job, later.
ami alone.
FANTASTIC? " Quite true. , Hut this is based upon the as
Kltlll lit itlll tllllt lllWVt llt.l- l'll.,il:itllil tv'til io ili.ii.il Itl.t A it.l !..
all seriousness, could anything
fantastic than that !
Tlio Jlrtmtlwiiy succrss t.f om
'J.iOO yonrst .shows imuloniH cnu
nan vrlity enough,
Senator Ciirawiiy ift thankful ho isu 't Hishop Cannon, twhifh
trai-ht'H us that everyhotly ran think of somothing to bt thank
ful Tor.. . . ,
,. 'i , m jrik - a rj--i LilLZJL'
MUTT AND JEFF-Jef f Had It Almost Right
fVWORUt'. EVCRYBoWS IW (ABOUT - SIR SlfcNC ? ZrTZW. FIRST PLAt. IT WAS GuS '
We M0MSY BUT ME!! He WOW s5TO,O00 on THAT" TtC V- SecvtM;-ANB T UJASM'T
I'M SICK F HEARING 6AU.ANT F IN Trte I BONk. ra SAV.UANT FoU iT WAS H
SOOU NCUUS ABouT- TH RACci IW 1 KIM0UI k ouli ptiAWaS nlPHAM. AmI I O
R PGOPLC. ! " BAH I ! V CHICAGO' , ALL A&ouT H ,T 'X iTrlC THIRU r J ' I TCN DOLLAft.
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EUROPE INEVITABlE?
military review, bocattne words
but the phrase of "William the
the best intentions in the world,
will be I'nited States be? The
cill lift nut nf it iiu ulii, ti.iiu in
years liter. 'Never again I"
,, . "
sure. War niay eliange the
l'eace in iiiauy centuries.
llolsheviki of Hussia, as they
"
progressed, tha danger of n Eu
under the circumstances be more
of Avistoiiimrs ronn-ilirH nftrr
uppivcjitto olnssios if they arc
H0ORM, tlt WOO K4rR '
ABOUT 3R SO&NC ? I
He wow s5T 0,000 on
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Personal Health Seirice
By William Brady. M. D.
Rlined Irttrn perlatnlnf to pennnfl health aivrl hyutrne. not'tn rllseiwe, rtlainnli or treatment
will ha answrrad by Dr. Brady If a itamid wlf adtlriwd enYcloj li enflowd. Uttirt ihould b
brief and wrlllfn In Ink. Owl tin to tho Inrue nunilter of leMrn received only a few car t; nnxwered
hera. No reply can be made to Q'lerief not, confer
(n car of lit Mall Tribune. t
Tlllf IMIYKIOTj
io), stiirrniN(i vim inko
h Sluu'p junipiiiB through a b cuttle
Ih jtho fonco nrc.too conscuoui.
'Fhackm-y culled humor a1 hiixture
of - lovo und wit.
Lowi'U reKiictUMt
It tiH a perception
at tho incongru
ous. (Erudition
by WotiHter ).
W h u t Schopen
hauer t h (i u g h t
about It X' haven't!
tlnio to ' look up,
but I'll hot It vhs
fiootf. I have ob-
Hprved Hoinetltlnj; about insonintacH
that I want to tell for their own
tfourt, untcxM they aro quite hope
leB8. Ttiey arp self -con terod rath
or than nolf-consciouti. They have
no inferiority complex; on the
contrary they foel tt should cause
Riavo concern to all and sundry
when they compbilu or boast they
Imvo slept only threo hours op not
at all laHt niKht and 'or many
other nlbtH Iiefore. In nbort they
have Utile or no Hen so of humor,
which expIrtliiH why many of them
reKent thitt olmcrvtitton.
Slont of uh who contrive to llvo
without worKiiK dealt accord inK
t our divert liirhtu with the pne-
nomenon ut Nurinl. One (lerald
Leo whm ho ImpreisMpd by the
etiBy running Kinn that he took
a vacation and wrote a book on
tho- theino of takltiR thinen euy.
The title pane and frontispleco uf
.Mr. Uce'a book are fine ami subtly
ca toil la ted to appeal to all who
loaf or llvo In bono of loafing
later on. It ruu thus: "It est
Vorklrtfr, A Study In Iteluxed Con
centration, with Home oliservatiotm
Klaml-halanre, body. balance, I
and the right to let onewelf go.
Hy Gerald Slunley Lee. Author ot
"Crowds'." Tho fmmiPnieco shown
IS. CJirtlt-
in. Niirfrll ' -
in. itiitim ' '
il. Mti re Hfrtr
it'. Ilfrnral
Mill Mow f Me
. gr)a . ...
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si; nouk' Hird
33. ItUfki'l
f.att HhltB
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liiniuri'TB
tl Itulu itf roll
in, i-'rfiirli ri'ltiff
III; SltVllKA UHtl
II. HriTN
14. HiTi-r
ii. Iliinl fm nf
lieef and mat
Ifiit .
tn; itoii up -
4. rirtorlnt
4U. I.nrtfe drinking
tan
M, I'iiIi In llfirhl
li. I'uutlike uurt
m3. Ntnre
61. Tii pil HI
&8, The rrlInt
At Unit lime
as. V it llmi l man
eo. DniiihiirtJ
61. I.iilr
64. htntc: abbr.
66. Myieir
6H. A iirolher of
Odin
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UOWfl
I. One who lml
tHtCI'
S. hliierlnn rlrer
8. loo iqanre
melcrR
4. 1'ut tliruairb
i.CTO
5, Wonl of ol.'
, emu iimimt
(t. t'onltMiil
7. I.lke
8. A lioime -of
9. Itcchm
to. 8mi.ll roand -mnrk
II. Four
mlrn to InitrucUora. Addreaa Dr. Wlllltun llrajJi
OdY OF I HINT. i ' .
MVIArS TO THINK ABOUT.
tho easy running Nurml overtak
ing Hiiola In a race.
That tltlo "CrowdH" botruys tho
author fi n latter day psycholo
giHt, ho we. aro, not Hurpi'iucd to
find him rumbling for 270. pa sen
before he uttoi-H tho amazing
thought that Napoleon's glands
in ad o him what ho wuh. A an Co
bet, that; you can' Hay It of any
human being and; no one can re
fute your argument. Mr. Leo may
have been intrigued although I
cannot be hut ot thin, by a quack
I punt. canon unoui giamiH anu ne
havior that appeared about the"
time ho wan writing hl book. Tho
I quack had a plausible treatment
for ail human frailties or faults
I which customers might enro to
- blamo on their glands. But even
if Mr. Leo lacked material for a
full book he did drop one or two
good practical bints In his "Rest
Working." llo says tho best placo
to begin relaxation In any circum
stance Is in the neck, lie culti
vated a habit of looking up from
his "work" (which was evidently
loafing over a desk) at regular
intervals, say hourly, aud noticing
just what he was doing with his
body, llo found ho was using
his neck more titan his head. He
was stiff necked. Ho . he sought
to let go or loosen or relax his
neck, and this seemed to bring an
agrccahie seuso of relaxation
throughout the body and mind.
Mounds reasonable enough to
me. Of course I may be n bit
prejudiced by my queer notion that
somersaults arc a good thing for
dignified folks, particularly at mid
dle age and afterward. 1 am sorry
1 cannot recommend Mr. Lee's
book to renders, because of the
(large quantity of extraneous tvvad
I (IK about glands he has dragged
In.4 Anyway, he has developed
only a vague Idea, and I believe
you have the gist of it right there
In the suggestion about the ten
dency to become stiff-necked and
the habit ot putting your mind on
It regularly and endeavoring to re
lax at least all unnecessary rigidity.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Pasteurizing Milt
. P leu ho tell me the best way to
pasteurize milk where there Is no
refrigeration. (Mrs. C. H. J.)
Answer. If your purpose Is to
preserve the milk without refrig
eration, I advise boiling for five
minutes rather than pasteurization.
If a baby's nutrition Is concerned,
you must be sure to give the baby
Home fresh fruit or tomato (fresh
or factory canned) juice dally to
provide the antiscurvy vitamin C
which is diminished or destroyed
by boiling or by the milder heat
of pasteurization. To pasteurize,
milk you must have a special ther
mometer. Place the milk In bot
tles and stand the bottles in. a .con
tainer of water. Heat the water
bath so that the milk tempera
ture will go up to, but not above,
145 degrees F., hold at that tem
perature 20 to 30 minutes, . then
cool. That Is sufficient , to kill
any disease germs in the - milk;
it will not kill off all tho lactio
germs, .which cause souring of
milk, though pasteurizing does so
diminish the growth of lactic bac
illi that the milk will not sour as
quickly as uncooked milk does on
standing in a warm place. ,
Why CiirlH Oct Sleepy
I am a girl 16 years of age. My
high school work is' quite lively
and I am eager to do, it to the
best of my ability, but for a
month or more when I sit down
to do my homework I get so sleepy
T have to discontinue and go to
bed. Yet' I get at least nlnehours
sleep every night.- I know it isn't
laziness, for 1 love my school work
very- much. What can" it be?
(Miss- M; S.) VV---:
.Answer. Well. Mary,-I'm not
good at guessing, but anyway it
will do you no harm to start tak
ing an iodin ration. Accompany
your request with stamped ad
dressed1 envelope and I'll mall you
directions. This is advisable for
every girl living In the inland, r It
prevents goiter and helps keep you
mentally and physically alert. Of
course your drowsiness may be due
to some cause I know nothing
about, but lots of girls about your
ago suffer from just such a dopy
state due to 'deficiency of Iodin.
You should also cat sea food, even
canned salmon. You should also
u iodized' salt in your home. In
pluce. of ordinary ualt. . Most large
sitU Ton! panics market iodized salt,
through the regular grocery trade.
Sundown
St
Flro and Water Friends.
By Mary Graham Bonner.
"It'ir-odd'-that those two should
ho 'such filMidSj" Old' Weather
Man gold John und' Peggy. "Usu
,i ..j-.f, v- ally fire and
water don't get
along but these
two children of
mlno do.'" Be
fore he could
my nttothcrword
lightning ' began
to f 1 9. s h hero
nnd there in
torrttfylng htreaks
nnd then the 'low
deep, heavy voice,
of thunder could
be heard.
This was cer
tainly thrilling!
A thunder nnd
lightning storm In the nir! John
loved storms. They were so ex
citing. Peggy was a little bit
nervous, but the Little Black
Clock told her that no harm
could come to them.
J Tho plane moved n little irreg
ularly but it was quite steady.
They could hear tho voices of
Thunder and Lightning nnd could
make out what they were saying.
'Too hot! Phouted Lightning.
"Had to do something. Felt a bit
of cooler air and the change
act me off."
'T have to roar when there Is
so much of your electricity In
the air. It just makes me shout i
and rumble." called Thunder aj
little hit alter ugntning nau
spoken. The children noticed that
Lightning, always spoke first, nnd
that, Thunder spoke nfterward.
let .soma of my electrirlly
fall upon the raindrops In the
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And ly WrVN'v -niCfvo. 1
DIDN'T BT riFTV
THOUSAND. H BST
Quilt Points
Success: Tho result of knowing
what makes people tick.
Morons aro the happiest people
i.,. ,.UA iiiav firn the only ones
that don't know how dumb they
ure.
"You don't renllze tho power of
eleotrlo Hunts until you visit New
York." This Is also truo ot Israel
ites. .
You dont' hear modern mothers
calling their offspring "Precious
Lu,m,b." Sheep are easy 10 icuu.
. Vlnhnlnn Mlll-tTtV Rlltler StlVS
there aro no great philosophers
now, This is one Item thut won't
appear Ii Mr. Mencken's J'Amerl-
cana. .; v ...t, '
Ln thus seldom make gnut
, goirerw. Ita a grcut handicap
, If .you,' must drop your club
to address tho ball. .
Pity ordinary men when a sin
less man has a place of author
ity. But fortunately it doesn't
happen often. ,
Low-brows have a great advan-
tj.cn nt their tinrtlcs. Thev need
not get drunk to think one another
witty.
The chief objeotlon to "trial
marriage" is that it's a polito syn
onym for something else and docs
not express it very woll.
Americanism: A grim determin
ation to exterminate foolish radi
cals;, an indifferent acceptance of
organized murderers..
Going to church on Sunday Is
a novel experience. Tho man: in
froi t uf you doesn't fill your lungs
with dirt. ...
Tho new fountain iK'iis arc
almost flawless, but they still
have (hat old habit of writ
ing "Jo" for el." i
A cynic Is just nn ordinary .per
son who doesn't believe Amos an'
Andy get that much.
The locusts that Infest the Holy-land-
dry themselves In the open
because thy can't get anywhere
when they're wet. Much like our
humbugs.
If the Methodists run tho coun
try, as the Menclcenites charge,
why Is It legal to play a game
thut requires repentance?
Some marriages don't last for
the same reason that a big dinner
doesn't appeal to one who has nib
bled sweets all day.
" Correct this sentence: "I had
been petted by forty others," said
she, "but I got a great kick out
of my marriage."
clouds," flashed1 Lightning.
"I make tho- sound to ehow
what you're doing. When your
electricity goes from cloud to
cloud' it makes tho nir so hot
that it sets me moving nbout
and' I make such a racket when
I move," pealed the Thunder.
"Wo won't: last long," Lightning
shot out, "and we won't' travel
far.'
"Good time for a storm now.
Summer is always best because
then there' lots of moisture and
heat in 'the air," bellowed Thun
der. "Let's give them some advice'
he added, nnd the children won
dered what the ndvieo would be.
Tomorrow 'Their Advice."
Portland. Bids received for
construction of $400,000. sports
arena- on7 two blocks hounded by
First, Williams, Multnomah und
Hawnlo streets.
Stomach Bother?
If you have to he careful of what
you eat and drink, nnd suffer from
gas, hearthurn. bloating. nour stom
ach and dyspepsin. why not make
the 1 Mo toy Ki minute tent? Harm
less yet works with great speed.
One of the ingredients han the
amazing power -to digest 3.000 times
its.own weight. Don t give up. Get
IHotex nt any drug store. Put it
to the test. Money back If you
don't soon feel like new and free
from stomacn distress. Only fiOc.
Fur sale at J arm in & Woods Drug.
Store. ; i
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' Do Yra Remember?
TEN YEARS AGO TODAY
(From files of the Mall Tribune,) ;
July 9, lWlIO. k
Moae Barkdull returns from'
Democratic convention and pre
dicts Cox will carry California.
' Hot spo.l warms up Rogue river
.1 1 llstn..
in us rvittiuuiK Holm.,.
Court Hall surprises natives by
appearing In ono of his son's spurt
shirts.
Atty. . O. C. Boggs, in Forum
speech, doubts accuracy of 1920
census for this city.
Chamber of Commerce adopts
new sang, as follows: j
O Medford, You Medford, ;
Gem of all the west, 1
Of all the towns In Oregon
You rightly are the best. 4
O Medford, You Medford,
Your pears are. surely fin.
M-E-D-F-O-R-D
We'll back you every time.
TWENTY YEAKS AGO TODAY
(From files of the Mail Tribune.)
July 9, 11)10.
Methodists of city to build
church.
P. & E. files su't for rlght-Tt,
way on east side Bear creek.
Jeff Heard and Mose Barkdull
return from the Reno fight. "Thu
best man got the bacon," said Mr
Barkdull.
Ashland has a "change of heart'
and will reconsider John R. Allen's
plea for interurban franchise.
Board of trustees of Presbyterian!
church consider offer for church
property at Main and Holly streets,
" .Medford to .play Eugene ball
teum in tig game ol year.
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should any flaw come to
light affecting the valdity
of his titlo. It is much more
economical to pay the small
premium for the absolute
and permanent protection of
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