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11 THEDFOKI) i'lirNTIKa CO. .
25-27-29 N. Kir Hi. l'hoiw T5
KOHKHT W. KVm Kditor
S. BUMITKR RMITII, Manager
An Independent Newspaiiw
Entered u immd clssi matter it Mwlfurd,
Oregon, under Art uf Match H, 1K7U.
SCHHTKUTION HATES
By Mall In Artiance:
bally, with Huiklay, year $7.50
daily. Kill) Kurkliy, oimilli 75
Ilally, vittHHil Sunday, year fl.fiO
Pally, vlllMtut Sunday, limiill) ti-
Sunday, une ymr 2. oil
lly I'arfkr, In Admitre Mfiifnnl, Ashland,
Jxltsomille, Onlral I'uinl, I'luxruii, Talent, iMtl
Hill and on lllitlitfiiyo:
Pally, wilt) Hundny, mmilh f .7fi
Daily, MilliutiL Hmiiltiy, inuiilli lift
Ilally, wHli.iul, Sunday, one year 7.00
Ilally, kHIi Sunday, one ytar, ...... , 8.00
All arms, ranU In adunce.
(Itticlsl naber of the I'ily r Meciriinl.
Iirllcial puner uf Jaekwuii Cminty.
Jit Ulll.lt IIP TIIK AKWK'IATKII I'llKHS
Ki-tt-iiint! dill U-al Win, Kmlre
TIM Aurlulml I'rrss Is exrlie-hely entltlffl In
tlie Hie I,,r imhllcillim uf ull iH-wf ilhialcliHt
molted to If 'T t'llifrwle willed In IMi I'liiwr,
aid iho In II liH-al iws iiilIMml herein.
All lights fur iKitilU'iillun of seeelal iliualftifi
liereln are also reserved.
MKNIBKII IIK TIIK IINITKU I'llKHS
MKMIIKII IIK AI'IIIT lll'IIK.UJ
UK l HI I I.A I IONS
A. I!- ('. ati-rane rlrr-nliillim fur fit awnUm
nuilng Man-ii ill, infill. 1 :iaa.
tally atrrat:e ilMrtl'tilloil for sis nmnllitl Ifl
Marrli :ll. I M;til 4
I'rewnl lift lialil A. II. C lir.O.
I'menl m-ns run, amid.
Advert Isllit! HeireHenttil
M. I.'. MIIIIKNSKN IIIUI'ASY
llirlrm In New Yolk, Cfiir;in, llettolt, Ran
Pranciseu, m AnKi'les, Heal lie, I'ftrland.
Ye Smudge Pot
J (By Arthur Perry)
Once ummi n timt', n mini living
In the wildfirncKH ' Imilt a liUi-r
rut tinp, and I ho ' world ln-al n
puth In hl dmir, and tin flrnt
drink of IiIh prod net niadi tin
ilrlnlwr foH llkn In- had hwmIIowimI
it rat trap.
Thnt Aiimih 'n' Andy wimo nfforfd
three million dullum hy a inuvln
firm "t" Htay off tho air for one
yenr." Which wan biiuIiImmI, how
vif r. (HK. Call-liulletin.) Hho!
Hho!
Tho niudorn .luslnm of the valley
hn coniinandod cvurythiiiK hat tin
mm to halt, and that heavenly hody
bctti-r tend Htrlctly to IhihIiichh or
he'll hnvo to dodKO u liuckct of
iitutlhoi-MO type.
W, Kt'!M: IK ltUOKI'l
y' (INtmh DlNpatch)
VATtlS, Juno 17. HohIo
Dolly, tho danei'i', who lined to
he known n Itoszlka, an- (
nounced today nhe noun will
fteek a New York dlvorco from
Mortimer JJavia, her Canadian
husband, who recently com
plained he whh too broko to
pay $7 'J 0,0(1(1 for a pair of
pearl necklucoH. -
"Tho nation needs moro ho
ImyH" (Statement hy Henry Konl).
To take the Hhe-Klrla riding In Mr.
Ford's Mod. A. ,
OKC, expertH do not know what
oaiiHOH "pinholen" In Hie pearn. A
ntimhor of laymen nunpect tho ln
holeR aro cnilHed hy jHn-lioadH,
A rolllckiiiK tale ahnut u man
with the 7 -year Itch, who wiih a
year behind with IiIh Hcratchtntf, 1h
tlckthiK tho rlHlhilltleB of tho liume
folks.
Many of the IHiler tilrlH. who re
notincefl HiekH recently, have, had
their hIiIiih hiu kcd.
"HalHtoii enjoyed four titles, and
n Willi ry of $ 18 per we1t" (Krom
"SyHtem") Hut t!Uon hny nothltiK
the teeth can work on.
"La?.lncHM roaches lt peak In tho
month of J unc," announced an
eminent wine nuy. And. an far uh
'tho writer In concerned, It Htayt
there the ret of tho year.
TIIK IiOV-IHVN OX ATOMS
Over In Alabama there Ih n
NcKt o pcienliHt who makea u dozen
or so prod net h, Including .milk and
flour and butler, from the humble
Hweet potato. That will kIvh you
liome vainic Idea of I'Mnsteln'H new
eKt theory. The great Oerman .lew
hu n theory that Hace really Ih
matter- In such fine partlclen that
It can't be hccii and that all Hpace
and nil mutter are compimed of
the same thiim. AIoiuh aru retlueeil
to electroiiH and electroiiH to still
Htnaller tinilH, which are merely
Npeoka of electrical eneiK.v. and
thewi hiiccUh combine In dirrerent
ways lo make apace, tieeH, liht,
heat, music, Iron nnd poKNibly
thoiiKlit. It "h a lai-Ke idea and you
can chew your cud over It for koiiio
time. l''oi K"od measure you can
add the theory of tho western
eittieuior that thene wee unllH of
energy that rompoKe all IhlimH
may rearinimo ihentHelveH In the
future. ai they once were In the
ptiHt, wo that Caesar may appear
iifcnin In a, re-eHtablixhed Itotue.
Hut In view of the fact that the
ehaneo of drawing 13 Himdctt In n
hrldgn hand Ih one in millions, It
HeeinH latlur Improbable that ull
the Atmna In the nnl Verne ever
will UHHcmhlc aKuln uh they did
long ago. H's a nice theory, and
hackn up the heat ben s belief that
ho may reappear an a hull or n
Imt. Hut It Isn't pleasant to think
that when you kill a chicken or cut
down n tree you may he Injuring
the reinalnH of Moses,
(Fountain inn Tribune)
BOY SCOUT SAFELY
CORONA, Cal., Juno 5.
Harold Johnson, 1U year old Hoy
Bcout, Id Pftfo nt homo today,
proudly extiibltlnB a net of rattles
from a nnako lie killed high up on
the rocky slopes of Mount Hun
Jaclnltt where he wn lost for four
dayn and nlKhtn while forent ran
Kis and fllov HeotitH itoarchrd
for him In vain.
" TEAM'S' Tb;.ttfElt"A!t5 '
' I 'J HO successful riiclit of ('upturn K'iiifj'Kfiii'd-Kiiiiili across t lio
Atlantic, tlie sfcoml tieliii'veiiient of tin- kiml in t lit his
tory of iiviiitiiui ilt'iuonstfiiti's tlie necessity (if tlii? radio, on
nil Tonc-ilistuiice ni'i'iiii Imps.
"Iliitl il mil licen fin' our rmliti,'' sniil the Southern Cross
c ;i I t ;i in, "we wonlil never liuve (lotti-n out of t lit- ftij.'."
CihiIiI tlip spirits of lltp I i it 1 1 v I'tiurnt'iHis aviators, who luivo
mi't ili.siisli'r in siiniliii' iitli-mpts over iiolli oi't'iins, lie hfiinl,
there is no ipipstitin tliey woulil resist i;r sulfiim "iiini'ii" to
this stiiti'int'iit.
Tnii', lintllii'iKh luiitlp his ri'corii lii't'iikiiis; flijihl without i
rntliti, iiml ii IV'w iiviiilors with riitlins, wt'rp furpi'd to st'iid u
fimil incssiijri' of I'lirlhly fnrt'Wi'll, hut tlu-y wevo only t'xei'ptions
Hint provi- the mil'. . ' .
'I'hi' Kiimsfnrd-Sinilh flight simply I'oufiriii.s tht Irrilh of
tin- nsscrl ion fri'ipii'idly iiiiuIp, tlnil in 1 he interest of nvintiou,
llo ot'i'iui lliu'lil should In' iilltiwrtl, uiilt'ss lilt' ship is niilin
riilippi'il. . . , ' i , -
THE PERFECT TRIBUTE
jlSTANY cxi'i'lli-iil 1'ditoriidn wyv written I vvriirdin;; the death
of Hie Inle (leoi;re .lusepli, hut the hesl Ihill!; of the kind
wi? Ijuve seen, is eoiilnined in the eurreiit Oregon Voter.
The editor of the Voter, ( '., ('.. ( 'liiipiiiini, wns fri'ipienlly the
vietiin of .Mr. Joseph's vitriolic iiltacks. I'erlinps the most
seiitehint; I'hillipitt ever deliverctl in the hidls of the Midem
l.eiiisliiture, wiis tlflivereil ii).'iiiiist Clinpmiiu, hy Seiinlor .loseph
n few y ell is ii fro.
Yet here is Kdilor ('li:iiiiiimV eomiiieiil upon tlie denth of
his most hitler olitieul nnd persounl eneiiiy. 1 1, is not only
fi hit of inspired wrilinu', it is, to our inliitl, one of the nitisl
perl'eef exnmples of the true, nilher lliiiu I lie senliinenliilizetl
Christ inn spirit, lluil Ims ever iippenretl in the press of this slnte:
; GEORGE W. JOSEPH
lie wiis Just ulmiil Iti filler miiiii a new life. In wlilrh lie ,
winiltl Imvn niacin 'history. Uh oioiliiiillleH licckuni-il ami Its
rusiiniiHllilllllcH Kiiht'i'eil. ' Tlnil lie wiih iiiiulehi'il nwny ill lis
II rttHliliolil Ih ti'uKcily hii nliiti klni; Mint II tiiiiinii lie titttl ein
liluli'tl wllliiinl Kiinl', even hy IIiiihu wlitim 1' helil uh eni'inles.
rPti IiIh t'iiinily, Iuh ii HHnt'iut ch 11 11 I tlnil inner rli-ele who were
IliM llilliiialeii, It 11 1 u m t Hueni iilllliint liisiiiipiil'tnliln, iiml our heiirls
Ko out lo them In Hym iul hy loo iioiKiiuut to expreHH In words.
(leoiKo W. .loseiih imlille mill prlviilply tleliouneetl lis ho
often Hint we were rut ml iih his enemy. 1 1 In unllimtliy lo uh
wiih hi) IiiLiiiihh lluil il I'orlmile Iho elieeiy coiiluet wliit h flKhle.i'H
have wild eut'li other helween the rountlH of conihut. Whatever
leHcnliiienl we felt towniilH him Ih overwhelmed hy the liuKedy
of IiIh untimely tli'imi lure. .Memoiy Ih taiict'lleii of all save
IiIh , exlriiordluiiry iittrllnileH of mind iiml eliniaeter, iiialllleH
v h ich lilletl him out of Hie iiiiiIch of oriliiiary luen.
ImuRiniiHon. uudueily, touiiii'e, KenliiH ti'irlfltt emnlioniil
forc e. 1 1 in Beir eonriili'iieo In IiIh own IiiIiiIIiiiih wiih Hiiin cme.
IHiiiIiIh lie hardly knew, ho nine was he In IiIh det'lHioiiH, anil
ho ilared ull, without reiturtl lo roiiseiiitentteH on IiIh iiri'hoiii'iI
tori nut1, iorwiird Into linllle, undlHmayetl hy ilcleat, iintlehiyt'tl
hy vletory, In cIiui'kciI on ami on mid on, Joy In.; In I lie I'IkIiI.
IIIh fiery Hilill hiiiued mil. it h fraKlle lenemenl too Hoon, nlua,
too Hflflll.
Wilhoiil coni'CHHion lo IiIh oiiIiiIoiih, wlflitiut iiKreenient Willi
IiIh prlut'lileH, without Hiirrentler lo IiIh polieieH, hut with pro
found iiiliiilrailon for IiIh flKhtliiK cpialilles, may we whom hu
scioiut'tl lay n wreath ut IiIh leer;
THE TRUTH ABOUT THE HAWLEY TARIFF
C'AIK'XKSS is perhnps (he rarest iunlily in puhlie life. There
me ninny eoiiiieten men, there are more eouriifieous men
(ill fuel in spile of Iho self-iidverl isiiiff miicU-niiiliers, physienl
eoiii'iii:e is I In; liuisl eoniinon ntlriliule of (he mule iiiiimnl)
lull tluTO lire very few men whose eoiiipelenee nnd eoiinire lire
tempered, 'hy mi iiiicomproniisiiiK deferiiiiniitioii to ho fair.
Hill While, I'll minis editor of the I0m oriu ( ,','izcl I c, is n niili
Innt low tnrilf liepulilieiin. lie fouijhl the Sinnol-I Inwley tnriff
hill tooth mid uiiil. unci d'ul everything he eould to defeiil il.
But Hie Kiinsns deli'iriilion in AViishiniftoii volntl for il, mid
when Iho measure had passed and awaited the signal nre of
Hie I'resiilent, Kdilor While I liouirh keenly disappointed, re
fused to (to the easiesl way, luinhiist. the Kansas ileleu;aliiin, hip
initi lliifih, nnd receive Hie plaudits of Hie Kansas multitude,
where the hill was and si ill is, extremely unpopular.
.
ffJK insisled upon lieiny; fair. And in that insist em".', inei
dently, he ileiiioiislrnled Hint he possessed the highest niwl
rniTsI type of couratre, not,( a physienl lull a spiritual nttriliute
Hie courage lo plaee wlial is just and true, ahove every con
sideration of personal ride or selfish advaiitaee.
More is whal the ICuiporia edilor wrole, and heeause it is
a line example oT fairness, anil also lieeiiuse, it expresses to
ofir mind, the truth ahoiil the tariff situation, part ieularly as il
eoneerns I'resiilent Hoover, wo print il in full ns follows:
IT'S UP TO HOOVER
Senator Arthur Cupper gives four excellent and well con
slilt't't'd reiiHtiiiH expliiiulng Mh vote for the SmtHit-llawley tariff
hill. A change of nun Heiiiitoilal vote would have iletulloi-kt'tl
Hie Keniile anil lunhahly ilel'euletl Iho hlghcHi inrlir hill In
Ainciiiiin hlHlory. Seiialor Caiipei'H four i'i'iihoiih urn prohahly
thoHe of the rest of the Kansas delegation in t'tiugreHH. They
lire:
1. On Hie whole nn iiiiprovi'inent over the present law.
2. Tho miiHl favorable farm tariff rate ever written in ti
tnrilf net.
;l, A flevlhle provision which lends toward scleutifle. tariff
making it lit I uway from log-rolling.
I. The cnnctincnt of (lie Sinoot-llawley bill will probably
MUTT AND JEFF
OFFICER, fAOTT IS 1 WOT'S A 0U BUY TlCkTS OW A J AM VoO SAV THIS S X WANT ATlCfcT OlcAV 1 HgiTr
AND I WANT . 1 "I" r'1 WJ 4k V Ti V wee.y5.in J v A s. I; a r IMX-H I NAMT6o BTOWJ
It's The Only One In Town
nn.l l:irlff nrworl ulul v and liromotfi reHumpllou of butflneHU.
Coimld'oretl without its flexible provision whereby schedules
may be reduced by President Hoover, the Smoot-Hawley tariff
bill would be un atrocity perpetrated on the consumer- by the
industrial Kast. Were it not for the President's power to
rectify this evil KanHus would be swapping a mess , of pottage
in the form of somewhat higher duties. on eugH. poultry, butter
and wool for the certainly of an increased cost of living of
about tit) per cent on manufactured articles.
The Smoot-Hawley bill has to date been the most costly
piece of legiajatlon ever enacted. The business uncertainty
caused hy tariff debate in the last 18 months is the largest
of several factors which combined to produce the stock market
crash last full and the ensuing business depression. Today it
goes to the President for signature, in the 140 odd years of
Amerlcun history no president has dured to veto a tariff hill.
It is an open secret that Mr. Hoover Is unhappy ami dissatisfied
with the present measure. Producers of all classes have com
bined to jam through schedules which, couslderetl alone, would
Hlrungle the consumer and In the long run ham string the
producers themselves when foreign nations have completed
I heir retaliatory measures against our export trade.
If President Hoover signs thei bill the deciding factor will
be that which Induced the Kansas delegation to vote for It:
Namely, the flexible provision which allows him to correct
its major evils. Either course takes courage. A tariff veto
will shatter the precedents of a. century and a half and his
.signature to the present hill will put upon President Hoover
responsibility for defending the rights of the consumer which
intlividuu! congresHinen and senutors were- either unwilling or
unable to assume. -;
The Kunsus delegation in voting for an otherwise iniquitous
measure expressed its confidence in Mr. Hoover's broad and
disintereHted judgment, believing that.;he will courageously
exerclKe his power to. lift from the shoulders of the American
people the burden of the highest and most oppressive tariff
schedules ever proposed by u civilized nation.
I
Personal Health Service
By William Brady, M. D.
Bl,nd Ifltrr, pcclalnlnc to ixrMnal hfallh and hnclene, not to tllawe, diagnosis or treatment
III be amvered by llr. Brady If a. atanped ielf uldretsed entelupe la enclosed. Letters should be
brief and written In Ink. Uwlni to the large liumber of letters recelred only a lev can be answered
here. No reoty eaii lie made to Queries tut eoulfrmlng lo InstrtieUuDs. Address Uf. William Brady
In ears ut Tua Mall Tribune.
TIIH JMIYSIOMK.Y OP KKST.
A KT'IY IN I'lKKilt KSSIYK IUXAXATION.
)r. Kdmiind .lanibspn pay. In
IiIh inonnKranh "rrogrf-HHivo lif
laxation" riTciitly puhlisht'd by
tho University uf
tMlIfUKO 1' r I' H H,
that h (i m o 'iia
t i-M t.s learn to
relax in two ur
threw p o r 1 o il h,
while otbf;rH rc
fiiir iiKinlhH to
leurn. 1'erioils (
fiiHtrtietion last
mio-half to one
hiinr ami t a k e
place daily ov three or four times
a week, i ln:1illith)ii tho patient
practieefl vby himself fir an hour
ur two daily.
, Sounds h p r i o u h. doesn't it?
You'd naturally think that any
darn fool could relax, let ko,
whenever he wished. Hut not ho.
For a fcimd many Invalids or near
Invallds are suriirislnKty tense. In
spots, even when they iniaidae
(hey are re.-'tinK: and lots of peo
ple who would rcKunt helnw called!
Invalids or near-inva lids, but who j
don't mind behiK ciflled "hiKh-'
strunK." temppramenlal, , t v e n j
nervous," aro Just a bundle or
knots. . . - - .
You must understand that mus
cular tenseness jioes with excite
ment and relaxation accompanies !
calm. '
I'lease he ncated. Chair com
fortable?. Yeah? Your brow fur
rows anxiously, one hand fidgets,
you shift your lews about rest
lessly and twist your nock In your
collar it miKht be a mild case
of scabies, hives or ' pediculosis.
We'll waive that and nwiiine youj
are Just a Utile too tlht. not ;
from the Scotch In you, but from j
poor pin lea I education. The ob-!
Jeet is to teach you how to relax.!
Tho great nod Twitch has been I
so exalted In the Jazz nnv that one!
wonders If the mating of Chorea I
and Kpilepsy would not assure ns j
a line of real hot babies. lie
I hat as It may you've reached j
your present sad state trying to
follow the injunction laid down j
in that hymn to spanm '"Hold
Kvorythlim." All you have lo j
learn now is how to "Let every- j
thhiK Ko."
Have you ever tried to rest i
on a park bench, a billiard table,!
or a l'ullman berth ? In order
to relax one must be feeble-1
minded, drunk or dead, respec-
lively. In these situations. And
while we're on tho subject of
equipment, how about your own
little biddy Aro you as exact-'
liiK about the sprtns and the ,
cushions as you are nbout these;
fartori' of comfort In your car?!
A funny thlnn, how many peo
ple demand tho (irentest possible I
comfort and even luxury in the ;
vehirle they occupy an hour a!
day. yet drift miserably alonn!
with sleeping equipment thai takes
alt the Joy out of hitting the hay. j
1 am not under retainer and I
promise you shall not ,ndmlt
that any man's make of sleeplim j
equipment Is a darn bit better
than It should be indeed, 1 con - j
slder much of It Ihat purports tot
bo oxrellent Just too bad hut I
we're- concerned hero with the
physiology of rent and since these
little lessons In relaxation aro
best laken roclinintf. on couch or
bed, .it is necessary and proper
to prescribe what wo mean hy a
bed. Kven if you are no moro
Interested in the technic of re-j
laxation than you are in rein-,
tlvity you will nevertheless per-!
mit one who presumably knows
more about health than you do to
say that In my opinion every one!
should devote to IiIh sleeping no-;
commodatlons as much care and
consideration as he does to his
diet, exercise .or recreation. It Is
the wise man. not the wealthy,
who provides himself with all
available sleeping conditions to in
vite, and assure relaxation.
QI F.STIOXS AM) ANSWMKS
Oh. Well, Whal'H the Use?
... and now my friend has
advanced the theory that all tliese
troubles I have suffered from so
huiB are merely autointoxication,
or as you call it, toxinal poisoning
. . . J. K.
Answer That . would he Inter
esting if true, but It can't be true.
1 have never called anything "au
tointoxication," for I believe that
Is just an obsession, a little bait
used, by eharlatunu . to catch the
kind of fish they want. I did
try to explain tho meaning of tox
inal poisoning poisoning by a
toxin, say that of typhoid fever
or that of diphtheria. "Toxic
poisoning," on the other hand,
is a silly fancy, nothing more. If
It Is poison nt all, of course it Is
toxic. If you have pneumonia It
Is not necessary to explain that
it l' in the lungs. If you report
to some one or some place, you
can't report hack to some one
or some place you'd meet your
self somewhere and gel into
trouble if you attempted it. 1
.suspect your friend who proposes
the intriguing diagnosis of your
case is leading up to some flim
flam treatment or some nostrum
he wants you to "try" at your
own expense.
Poor Kids Have to I at Tripe
Neighbor forces her children
to eat vegetables, drink milk, and
allows them no sweets and no
bread. They are nervous, puny,
Irritable, sickly looking. We were
taught to cat what we liked and
not forced to eat wiiat we dis
liked. Otir children have the
same opportunity. They seem
pretty healthy. Do we do wrong?
K. V. O.
Answer No. It Is n poor pol
icy to compel a child to eat any
thing he finds repugnant. The
better plan is lo provide tho child
good wholesome food and let him
exercise his choice or preference,
within reason. There must be no
discussion of the question at table
or in tho child's presence. Kvery
normal child requires and should
have a liberal ration of sweet h,
in tho form of dessert or along
will) meals and not at hazard.
'Likewise the child should have
bread of one kind or another, un
less this is repugnant to his taste.
If the child eats considerable oo-
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real or such vegetables as potato.
110 harm if he passes up the bread
altogether or merely pecks at It
now and then.
Tonsils anil CrI.
Would bad tonsils cause one
to catch cold (crl) more easily?
What do you think of serum for
colds (cri) ?
Answer One with Infected ton
sib Is likely to have moro fre
quent sore throat or other mani
festations which he may. If dumb
enough, call a "cold." There is
no serum that has proved effec
tive in preventing respiratory In
fection. (Copyright John F. Dille Co.)
Note to Gandhi: No man ever
won an argument by biting himself
to make the other follow feel sorry.
"Kvery child should know the
national air." True: it's a dumb
kid that doesn't recognize the smell
of exhaust gas.
Mayho a woman looks lon
ger In long dresses, hut tho
men don't.
There's one groat Improvement.
A man down nnd out Isn't tempted
to spenil his last dime for a drink.
How hard it Is for the poor to
save money especially if they
work in the kind of clothes the
rich dress up in.
It mlgiu lie worse. Nobody has
yet thought to serve .spinach in
bright colors.
Americanism: llelng all hot nnd
bothered about some, terrible men
ace that you will forget tomorrow
when tho headlines change.
Indications are that the army of
unemployed soon will contain some
statesman who helievo In straw
votes.
Quill Points -'j
"1
PUZZLE
12, Sanborn (
IS. Outsider
comb, form
14. Alcoholic
disease: colloq
31. .Maguiilcent
houses V
S3. Itupeat '
23, Army officer
AdURe ,
St. Unimafflna
i I
if. Variety of fi
ll a rd black v.
rubber
30. Soft metal bolt
31. Ancient
weapon
35, Porcine ani
mal 41. Nones not on '
the profirum
42. i:plstlei
43. Not engaged
on either side
4L Capable of
being main
tallied
61 tienus of long
legged bugs
it. Femlnlua
name
f3 Uuello
jS. Coarse
hominy
57, Habart
15. Political
parlyi abbr.
Jn, Chance
el. Kprond loosely
Hi, Com pais point
ti3. Color
,3. Dummy used
In sword '
practice
4. Escape by
subterfDi:e
ft. Day's allow-
nnce nt fond
8. Never-ending
7. Wrlling tnbie
8. Operatic so
prano 9. superintend :
10, Akin
11. Scene of com
bat
The chief objection to Mussolini
is that a boy witli a new air rifle
Isn't happy until he tries It on
something.
Of course machinery will
make war less cruel. Think
of having n mechanical ami
to do the saluting.
Another thing the navy needs is
a set of admirals who aren't pro
voked by tliese darned new-fangled
ideas.
Advertising is making us hreath
conscious and garter-conscious and
navy-conscious. If only for a little
while It could make us uncon
scious. The mysterious disappearance of
K"K leaders means, among other
J things, that the police have found
11 uvely alibi.
Correct this sentence: "Sure I'd
like to go riding." said the flapper;
' but wait until I ask mother."
R. R. LINK DECISION
PLEASES SPOKANE
SPOKAMC. Wn., Juno 2a.
(Specinll Tho hiuKost thins that
has happened lo Spokane and the
Inland Umpire for many years is
the approval of the Interstate com
merce commission of the Great
Northern-Western Pacific entry
into Sun Kranclsco. .
This will place flpoknno on n
direct California east and return
service. .
Spoknne will nlno he the basis
Tor the construction work which
Ih lo start Immediately nnil nil
material and equipment will he as
sembled here.
The increased business will mean
I more locomotives serviced and re-
paireii in tne Inland Kmpire.
TEN YKAIIS Ar.n n.J-
(From files ot tho Mail Trlb'J!
tlunfi as. IHi'n .... '
San Francisco SlcAdo,i
wet plank fret Democratic
in".
Joe Gagnon has deal on u,
Jacksonville riiilroml. ,..
. "M,niniM
timber on Jackass creek.
Mr. and Mrs. Charles e.B
and daughter, Helen, ret,...
n rrin to s.n i Ir6tt
. , . " -.
see jtoiitM-t. niranif.
Jocal DoauttOH Ijuv "i...
Youth," and. Tanlau sales lr,e,Lr'j
Three (truss (Ires
son street.-
Went
uoni niitius line Tor ,1,,.,.
Imt .-nlnr.l th l.:....1.w ' "'I
TWENTY YEA HS AOO T0DAV
(From files of tho Mail Trlbutk
liino 25. nun.
.Indue W. E. Creww
from trip to Seattle. "You
know now i iuiiKcti lor the v,
ley" said the Judno at the dew
AHllland tlUSlnc.HH men n.l ..i
clubs decide location of tlrinij,
Mttyon Canon warns hoys not i,
shoot., firecrackers In city mlls
Annual reunion of Meilford hip
alumni held at Smith hall, j
Treve I.umKden is eh-cletl prM1.
dent.
Attorney Jolin Carkin kavn
for lteynoldH, North Dakou
where ho will ho mniTlcd to )jia
Vltla Turner.
TJen Sheldon hont nt diniK'
party nt Nash Hotel tu Mr. M,i
Mrs. John Tomlin, recent arr.m.
Sundown
Stories
Sunrise And Sunset :'
(Uy Mary (rnhnm Homier)
The Little Black Clock liirnd
the time . backward and forward
as he sut at the end of the garde,
with John, and Peggy. Klrst tint
saw a gi!Dri.
and then ther
Raw a sunset. :
And ns thei
saw the lieautiui
colors tlie Unit
Black Clock ti
plained all abx
them.
"The lieautiK
pfnk flush yti
see around tb:
time the as
rises, and tbt
flnming red o)
ors you often see nt night, meat
thut tlie rays of the sun must
work their way through heavte
air near the earth and so yon gel
such splendid colors.
"Wherever there is atmosphere
there is dust hanging about, and
people are not neurly so gratelnl
as they should he to dust.
"If It weren't for dust you'd mix
a lot of colors anil the sky traol:
wear a stupid dark roiie.
"When the air is dustier lesstf
the mild, gentle colors such as bin'
are to he seen and more orano
nnd red show themselves. That
because the sun shines thronf-
niore low air nt sunset nntl w
rise."
"So that's why wo have bobc
and sunrise," John said.
"You have twilight," the Llllk
Black Clock ntldetl, "because tl
light of the sun Is hold In tli
atmosphere for a llltle while aim
the sun has gone down.
"If you Jiad no nlr It would bf
come dark Instantly the sun tfc
appeared."
And then the Clock leaned tad
nnd he sung a song he had
ten about the dust.
This wns the" way It went:
"Dust, dust, beautiful dust.
'nva, InVA.t no vnn shdlllll IS?.
Abused by people all over Ihj
earth. t'
And so I sing this song to thee!
"Fine," shouted John and PfSP
"Now Tor the funny trip," M'1
the ittle Blnclt Clock.
Tomorrow "The Funny Trie'
' Oregon Weather.
denernlly fair tonight ami Thnf
day, hut unsettled In the nnrtliW:
portion; moderate tempera!""
Gentle, variable winds.
Olnssl fledridvertl si nsr lentrMnM
Bv BUD FISHER
But- r always J
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