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. ROIIKItT W. It DHL, Editor
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Ye Smudge Pot
.(By Arthur Perry)
Afy'u,,evcry, lawyer In Portland
has obtained hlB quota nf publicity,
by threatening to Tim Independent,
IflVnls not nnliied iim gubernntor
iul cnndldatp. by Uopubllcun suite
central committee, I hat august
linily will put their 3(1 hnniln to
Kuiliitr; anil name. Ham A. .Koziir
fur. the. Job. . Haimiel would Im an
.lilcul .candidate. 1 l.t can not make
a speech., anil every voter In tin
slate has. seen- Ilia naino some
place.
, . Hnvcral cltlKt'DH nro suffering
.from hay fever, who never saw a
pitchfork, anil some lire suffering
from tho euro for hay fever, who
.never saw one, either.
'Til 15 KADDKST MOMKNT
I KxchullKC)
A ' baseball Kanio played In
hhl man Jones' pasture broke
up la Ihe seventh Inning In an
uiirnnr when loo Hplv'ls slid
. lulu what, hi: , thought , to
third huso. :
(Found by mil Alien.)
"What the hell In tho difference
what people Hay ihout Chicago?"
asks A m b n ma il o r Charles (1.
Dawes. None.. Amhaxsntlnr, except
that your erlnii cflmmont will oiume
the war on. itunBMlers to ceaae, In
, iirilor tn alnrt iinu ugaliiKt lirofivn-
wii ' ':'f' 1
. Jlltelt Trey r''UKHnlinl 'In now oper
iillig'on a doublo-itlilft. Wlicn
not" tttanilinK on the burning tleok.
fating peanutH by the peek, for tho
Kooil of the dear people, ho Is
ehaHlliR tho Kepubllean party down
n dark alley with Ibo obeeae-knlfe
nf blH rlHhteouHneHH. one hand tied
neninu mm,
When dKarettea nro bnrred from
Oregon, the harherti will cut the
hair of the Older (lliix to har
monixe with their ptpea.
The . local Army-of-tho-Unein-ploycd'nndCllnd-of.lt,
huvo quit
lellllm Hootolt Morli'H, to howl ea
lanilly In ll-flnt. '
ArtlchokeH ai-o nuw tho vonue,
olid ore bolnit rnvenouHly ilevoureu
ny: all tlto fair hox, Hportine ft
ttinnle.Uro . .applied not later than
lii.it Kiiday. Svhat In auco for the
hooho,. Ih wiueo for the Kiinder, and
is nlRi good for the artichoke.
"UUSUANU- H K (J O O N I Z H f
,VIKK" (I)el' Noto Triplicate)
Now itnd then aomethlnK hnppem.
Ill til In world, that la potdllvcly
'flabbui'KatlnR.
Tho yotltiKent boy of the J. Mor
timer l.ark'H, failed In an uttcmpt
to fly.wronir end fli-Ht out of the
rruutlful nojlnlow of Din parentii
-yeHiortlay, and will cat Htandlng up
for an Indefinite period.
, , A penver eltliten sojourning In
1. Kiln ti'iim.lMi.it. with 1111 Miimiiiiti'H
r' behind him, met a lady with a
.' record of- UH admitted winter., lie
.nave her Jsaon of IiIm hard-earned
pondulleki. to keep for hint, the
iwhlch bo now dcHlrea hack, to no
' nvnll, as the laily contddcri. tiei'Helf
' M Rood n fiduciary tlepoHltary iih
'I Hie next ladv he moot The m.".-'..-
. , ,ii.n H'."ii M in" r iiviiii i-
; jnienl Hbowed the averaite cltlv.cn
.to be 1'J yenra old mentally. Thin
.. ; ,wiiB cittiMldercd an Inmilt, but ever
', ho often It appear more like a
'compliment.
rn:
, TIIK T.Mtll'l'"
Thn Itii'lff k.imH lu n ...nn
' AVho makcii a long and careful
plan
l .J.'nr clvlnir aultablc nrolectton
. i fj'o iiln ai'cat country'a every hcc-
; ... tliin. "!
' ' AVlthout illticoiirnKlnR the flow
' nf peaceful commerce, to und fro.
i Jin figure, what we oiiRht tn
i - charKe
'. fin spelter. NluniRtim and Itthartte,
- nd udls uj. why wo Hlmuld alioliMb
il ; pile duty on umbrella polish.
i lliie trntln repons be knowir by
" i heart
And hni them pictured In a chart,
. 11m Ihiu nn flln t.'lll.ln lilu .t..litn
The latest Inwilown on titaultim.
) Anil can compute the nil vulorem
. Without the presence of n utiiiriim.
i )ln labors till his Hps nre bluo
1 To find what coimress ourIU to do.
And Rets out pages, r.anis and
(V rill I res
; o meet conRresslnnal desires;
j lin eiililltlon Is tetiiflo
i And his approach Is scientific.
'' Then eomrress meets to save the
'. slate
i And launches on a Ions debate
trnlll,..wjth .a tremendous shout.
; They heave the tariff expert nut,
. . ' Oct busy with a ouljn board
. t And In, prosperity's restored!
' ' . I (Spokane tipokesnian-Hovlew)
CREATING MORE DISRESPECT FOR LAWS
0lM of -the tiiiio-h.iiiioicd i'i:iiiiients airiiin.st I'ruliiljition lms
hi'cn tliattlip fni-ees weU'mif to re'tilatc tli personal lialiits
of tlit! iniliviiliial would never be content with tin: prohibition
u driiikiiij:.
It has been fipipiently slalctl that ciiiurcts wmtltl eoinc next.
Then tlaiii'in;.'. After that eiinl pltiyins;. After that the ancient
and honorable prncliee of "eonrtinjr." I'nlil finally, the free
American citizen wmiltl.be fleeinu to darkest Russia or the
Fiji .Islands, to enjoy tliat personal liberty, and pursuit of
happiness; which t Ik; Const it tit ion of his country, at one time
irnaranteed.
;', The answer of those Liberals, who while not fanatical about
Prohibition, believed it to be an experiment "nobile in motive,"
biiSi always been that this anti-l'rohiliition iiririimeiit, was un
warranted by the facts, that .further restrict ion of personal
habits, was not contemplated, by any organization in this coun
try, worthy of serious consideration.
BIT in Oregon, at least, these Liberals were wrong:, as the
plaeini; of the nnti-cifraret' bill, on the November ballot,
demonstrates. If this measure passes, then mnkinj;, transport
ing, Hellinii or smoking, a cinaret will be a crime.
''And what will be the result? Well, cijrarct smoking is far
more, general than drinking ever has been, or regardless of
.conditions, ever will be. The World War, gave the cigaret
soinelhing of its present popularity. Itefore the war, it was
scorned by the many as being more injurious to the health
than other, forms of. tobacco, and in a vague sense, the mark
of-the dude and the dilletante. 1 ' -
Hul in the war it been ma the favorite of the fighting men,
from the Doughboy to the (ieneral. The Medical profession
supported it, as the least injurious form of using tobacco. I'nfil
today in Oregon, as in other parts of the country, cigaret smok
ing is liudotibledly, the most prevalent, and universal habit, of
I fie. people, regardless of age, .stat ion or any oilier consideration,
1 hilt '.modern .civilization has ever witnessed.
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N cigaret prohibition therefore, llie. slate of .Oregon faces, not
a theory but n condition. The disrespect and flouting of the
law, which I'rohibilion has ercaled, would be nothing compared
with what .cigaret prohibition w.ouhl produce.
" There would be no prohibition . against, smoking .(.obitceo,
cigars, or the once popular chewing-plug. There .would be no
prohibition against rice paper.
the. Jaw at any lime, by the simple expedient of manipulating a
can of smoking tobacco in one band, and a piece of tissue paper
in Ihe other. And of .course, practically every habitual cigaret
smoker would.
SO ,wt! would .have to support; n cigaret. enforcement squad.
AVifli (tin iiiilu mill liiiliiliiiiliii'ii'M nlriiililv ovcrcrowdi'd. we
i - i" ,t
would have to build special guard houses tiutl retention camps,
for those who preferred Hull 'Durham to navy twist, or Old
(fold, to the older and more noxious family corn-cob.
THIS may sound like facet iliousuess. , liut. it isn't. With
itiiiii I'nf ni'nli ill it inn llin nlirivfl Counlt- cmild nnlv. Iu nsellllcil
in one way, namely by placing the cigaret bill, with other
frak . statutes, which have never been enforced, and never
can be, merely another sign post on the path of our demoral
ization; milled evidence, that' intolerant, mandatory laws not
supported by public opinion create disrespect for all laws.
THAT the cigaret 'bill will .be. defeated we have no doubt.'
. Rut tin. font Ihnf if ninil.l bn . unciiiimK' iiriisiwilnil at this
lime, is to our mind a sad commentary, upon the political and
psychological conditions in this state.
The Prohibition problem is serious enough, and, its moral
results sufficiently disturbing, even to ninny of its friends,
without complicating the situation, and further inflaming the
popular mind, by middling on to liquor prohibition, the prohi
bition of tbn comparatively harmless, ami nerve soothing
cigaret. , . i '
It is not cigaret smoking, but excess in cigaret smoking that
is'to be deplored. The way to correct this is not. by prohibiting
cigarets, but by education and example, particularly education
among Ihe young. .
: Urpu'dloss. of who is nimiinnti'd liy (ho lirputMienn com
inittct, litis miirh is eorliiin, no .uMiu olTiVml in this slate ht'tliM'
(IfxiTVON tlio honor, or is ln'thM tiunlifii'd to take it, than Torn
Kay.
VloiiNi ikM to -Aitiorieunisnis: ('houring n man for ovory
thing ho docs hoforo ho's olootetl, dumning him for ovorytliiug
ho (loos, nl'torwartl.
Von can't toll hy tho ny n man onssos tho inoomo tax
whothor ho is Itoastiug or trying to oaso his oonsoioneo.
.Thtiso lihlioal roformors who
hottor pnt it hack now. 1 We've
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Personal Health Service
By William Brady, M. D.
signed letters pertaining to personal lienlth and hygiene, not to disease, dlagnnttln nr treatment
111 be answered by Dr. Brady If a stamped wlf a.Ulressl envt-lupe is enclosed. Letters nlmtild tie
brief and written In Ink. Owing to the large number of letters received only a few can be answered
here. No reply can be made to Queries out coidVrmlng to Instruction!. Address Dr. William Brady
In care of Die Mail Tribune.
HOMK CHOIorc CANXELC'KIt IMT1KXTS
OK !roiKXAL i; DUCTS FOIt GASTRIC-.-
We regular doctors, when In our
best form, frown on ready-made
diet lists such as you may purevhase
from a mall-order firm or1 ' get
gratis with n sample of Gink &
(Jcezer's Correctose No. 2 by filling
out your name nnd
address nnd lock
of your hair on the
card you find with
the p ackngo of
I'ure - Tunk - you
hough t for the
baby. Hut we can't
sit back nnd see
Tom, Dick and
Harry, wjlhout
light or license,
prescribing neat, worknia n 1 I k e
diets for all ankers, ho our profes
sional guild, the American Medical
association ' is publishing a book
that Is crammed full of canned
diets and menus and Is even spe
cific instructions for preparing the
foods listed in the diets, nnd just
to give you an Idea how helpful
the new doctor book Is going to bo
1 am taking the liberty of reading
you lists of things allowed and for
bidden In the first three or four
months of treatment of nmbula-
j tory patients with stomach or du-
ouenui nicer, as uoHignntcu in me
book:
Houlhu 1 Foods Allowed
I.everages: Buttermilk, cocon,
egg-nog, malted milk, milk, milk
and cream.
Cream soups: Made with sweet
cream, sour cream or white sauce
and strained vegetables.
lircads: Toast, soda or graham
crackers or mvicbach.
Kggs: Coddled, poached, raw or
soft cooked.
Kats: Itutter, cream, nnd oiK
Cereals: Cornmeal, cream of
wheat, farina, hominy, malt break
fast food, strained oatmeal, pettl
; oh ns, ralstons. rice, wheat enn.
Desserts: Applo miow, custard,
gelatin. Junket, prune vliii, sim
ple puddings, tapioca. Ice cream, if
eaten slowly.
Golden
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THIS IS A CROOKCD L WOT evrJ AM r' MPING! l 6Mrl MM eJ.13V sucicefe. f; l l.
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7. Hlnek enckoo
8. Flomlnir
9. Strike und re-
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10. Humble
11. I.nrare iisndlei
17. Uneven
19. I'uta Into An
other llnrfer
container
SI. jMlnentl tprlng
23. Fasten
33. Helzee
29.. Uiisinolletf ,
metal
28. Ancient Ito-
man official '
81. Wall covering
32. Over
83. Korronfal
1 Zi, Kverlasllufi
nner. '
39. Vesael for
mukiiifr a t '
Imyaruira
RR. ilooiet gCOteh
H9. lloner '
40. Moisten while
' roasllnff
42. VestiR-e
44. Look after
46. Covered
WQfTOn
48. liiglit brown 4
49. Tltnae having
.power ;
1. Hold back
S. Ancient nine
' Teasel
9. Device for
holding a
w heel
4. ApiiHIatlon
s. scum
Fruits: Applesauce, baked apple
without the skin, canned or stewed
peaches, stewed dried apricots
(pureed), canned or stewed pears,
stewed prunes ( pureed).
Vegetables: I'ureed asparagus,
carrots, corn, peas, spinach, sum
mer siiuash.
Foods to Avoid
Avoid salt and highly seasoned
foods such as catsup, chili sauce,
horse radish, mustard, picktes and
spices.
Avoid field foods such as grape
fruit, oranges, tomatoes and vine
gar. Avoid such vegetables as dried
beans, brussels sprouts, cabbage,
cauliflower, onions, green peppers,
radishes, sauerkraut and turnips.
Use fruits and vegetables ONLY
when cooked.
Avoid meats, chicken broth,
meat soups and gravies.
Avoid fried foods, pastries and
hot breads.
Avoid very sweet foods such as
cakes, syrups and candies.
Do not eat nuts.
Do not drink ten or coffee.
Do not ent cheese.
Note Kal six small meals each
day.
It does not follow, patients
should understand, that all these
injunctions are unalterable or es
sential in any case just because
they are given in the book we
doctors publish. In fact Individual
adjustments are n d v I s n b 1 e in
adapting the diet in every case.
These "canned diets" nro helpful
to physician nnd patient, just ns
are certain rules for recovery from
tuberculosis or habits or ways of
living for the diabetes patient.
Not only the patient's needs, hut
the needs of the rest of the family
are covered by tho suggestions in
the Doctors Own Diet Delineator,
for along with tho outline of Rou
tine I the book vill suggest menus
for the rest of tho family for an
entire week, oven special menus
I" if you eat at restaurant." And
then, by fleorge, it will give, com-
r
JUNE 24, tt
plete dliectiona for preparing und
t-onking every Item nURgested.
Watch this npnoe for more welec
tionM from this Haedeker InRlght
liutlng.
QIKSTIOXS, AXU AXSWEUS
;iyfi'uilioHpliute
Kindly tell me if calcium gly
ceronhosphate Is beneficial in
ciiMfs of tuberculoid Would .like
to Know now il acts in me ojaiem.
vVnswer. There Ih no reason to
imagine It i more beneficial in
HibprculoHlH or other troubles than j
in plain calcium phosphate audi
hh you get In milk. eggK, cereals, j
fresh vegetablert, nostrums contain
ing "glycerophosphates" are In my
opinion a mere modernized version
of the old time "hypophosphite"
concoctions, and quite as worth
less medlcinully. The theory that
lime or calcium administered me
dicinally aids in the. healing of
tubercle or helps to "wall off" the
infection,.. Is exploited commercial
ly but not seriously entertained by
good physicians.
Suit Ih KssentJul
Is there any 'run, nd at ion for the
statement made by an eminent
medical authority a few years ago
that eating salt will induce cancer
. . .? (y. k. a.f ; ; ,
Answer. No. The m e d 1 c a 1
"authority" .perhaps achieved
"eminence" by giving the reporter
a story. We must alj eat salt. Too
much salt Ih sometimes injurious
to health, favoring the retention of
too much water-in tho tissues. But
there is no reason to associate can
cer with such n cause.
Knlni'genient of Heart
Please tell me what causes en
largement of the heart. I have
been told it comes from worry. A
sister died with it, and. her hus
band died of the same disease. Is
heart trouble contagious by 'having
tho care of the patient? ( M rs.
V. S.)
-Answer. The heart must en
large to maintain, a fair circulation
in various conditions. The heart
of nn athlete enlarges with 'train
ing. The heart enlarges yvheri
there 1 any vnlve .defect or';'lenk
:ige," to pump more blood so that
the back flow thru the defective
valve will be compensated for. The
heart enlarges vv.hen there is any
prolonged obstruction or resistance
to circulation. No one ever dies of
enlargement of the heart. No one
ever gets heart disease from worry.
No one can catch such disease. It
is not entirely unreasonable to say,
however, that mnny. a victim of
valvular, disease owes his condition
to some simple sore throat, tonsi
litis, or "cold" (if you believe in
colds") which he contracted, from
another person.
Brisbane's Today
(Continued from, page one)
(Continued from Page One)
oiKiic ...days for. advertising.
Tim turtle ran while the rabbit
was asleep, lind won'.': The wise
advertiser builds his business
while oilier indulge in a "false
economy", nap.
Mr. Dave Lewis, advertising
manager of Cadillac automo
bile, has framed, on his office
wall the reply of the champion
"hog caller." When asked how
ho: won the competition: "You
must have appeal as well as
power in your voice. You
must make the hog believe that
you havj something for him."
. In modern business, you must
not Qiily niake the hog believe
that you have something for
him, but you must really have
soinelhing for liiin. ' 1
"Worried Wnfstrect felt bet
ter yesterday, the tiresome
''rush to sell" was banished by
a "rebound' in prices."
Kven cotton nnd wheat, depress
ed in the morning picked ' up In
the afternoon.
"Business Week' tells of an old
gentleman elected country treas
urer, then lured Into a "no limit"
poker game by two professional
gamblers.
They bet $1,000. He retired for
a moment, bringing back all the
money he had. and all the money
belonging to the county, and told
the gamblers "Before you win, you
will have lo break me and the
county too." The gamblers quit.
Telling that story to newspaper
men, Mr. l.egKO of the farm hoard
Indicated that grain gamblers,
Quill Points
.. miniature golf seems appropri
ate enuuRh when you think of tho
near-lieer at the llltli hole.
Tents proved thut animals com
mnnlv rielichted hi' music hated
jllzz- The animal, however, were
HOher.
one sentiment that iirninpts
olil friends to look ymt .-m)
when they happen tfi bcH In
towir Iju, au. 'version;, W lintel $
hillS. " "
The Bishop isn't afraid to show
contempt lor tho senate. He enn
be sorry in time 'to' avoid punish
ment. A hick town is a place where the
umpire must he some scalawag
who has no liusiness to loso by
making people mail.
Americanism: Inventing a ma
chine to do the work of ten men;
running'! the madhino only one
hour a day because tho nine job
less men can't buy Its product.
You don't hear the Digest boast
ing that subsequent elections
proved its last poll correct.
"Crank letters" are the kind a
public man gets from strangers
who bawl him out. "Fan mail"
comes from intelligent people who
think him a wonder.
. A "decisive" battle In China
means that outsiders can agalh tell
which crowd is the government
and which a bunch of rebels.
Closet: -A place where the
husband's things arc vlleil In
it limp when the liouso Is
flxctl up fur a lien party.
The ' ohl-fashloned boy had ad
vantages, lie could have an attnek
of green peaches without having
bis oppendix snipped off.
Chemistry isn't an exact science.
When sugar and yeast combine,
they never know whether they will
be' Vermouth or Imported Scotch.
You see, a prpneher gefs $900 a
year '-anil a radio talker . SfiuuO a
night because the preacher de
pends on a collection from his
audience.
Correct this sentence: "My play
is making a fortune," said the play
Wright, "and nobody has accused
me of stealing the idea from him."
selling "Abort ' against Uncle Sam,
might rue It.
Allan Hoover, son of the president,
bought a set of l'n;on overalls and
has gone to work In a New Jersey
plant of the American Radiator
company. He wants to "learn the
manufacturing business from the
bottom."
The best way to do that would
1)6 to get a job as office boy with
Mr. Clarence Woolley, top head of
the American Kadiutor company,
and listen to observations made
by that, gentleman in the course
of business. He really does know
the business from the. bottom up.
You can learn more about a man
or a business by paying attention
to the head than by spending time
on me icet. . t
. ' '
The Prince of Wnles, 36 years old
yesterday, has ordered himself, as
a birthday present, a new airplane.
(tescrioed as "luxurious, with
totally enclosed cabin, making it
unnecessary for bis royal highness
to wear a flying kit."
The prince sets a good example
And the world likes him. For
him, you might rewrite the text
to read, "Seest thou a prince, dili
gent in his business, lie shall stund
before men."
Mussolini s doctrine that the
world has talked too much about
vague "liberty" nnil not enough
auout narti work, and ono man
power, Is spreading In Germany.
In Saxony fascism is the second
most powerful party In tho state.
In Berlin fascists demanding the
right to wear fascist uniforms
"throaten nntlJewlsh programs,'
unless their demand is granted.
Portland Plans proposed for
house for Crane company nt 117
construction of S.iO.uOO pipe wnre
North Twelfth street between Irv
ing .nnd Johnson streets. ;
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weemrMces lost h VOIC-i
OONNPV (viftcS.;
Do Yon Remember?
TKN YU.'U!$,A( T0Uy
(I-Yopv file of the JiulTrjtek,
San Francisco. Democratic
lonal convention delegates r?
Tammany to lead fight for ,
planka. ..
Free auto camp users
compiak
city falls to furnish wash
High school studentst alrjrtti
chumber of commerce forum
give short talks." ' -
Civil service exams tur vacant-
Espee revenues nnd expenses i
crease.
Article 10 of the peace pact ki
ed.
TWENTY YKAItS AGO TODy
(From files of the Mail Tribune.)
June it, tyiu -
"A Corvallls paper rinds fari
with the Mull Tribune for callii-
peopie or. ma' witiameite vallev
moHsbacks." Editorial.
Granls Pass, Jacksonville Uj
Medford all claim baseball chaav
lonahip ot Rogue River" valley. '
Dr. E. R. Picker"retnrn8 fT0P
trip to Yosemito park, and (qV.
"It Is not In it with Crater UkV
Plans completed for hotel to u
built at Main nnd Ivy streets t'
M ed ford H otol com pun v. costir
SfoO.ooo. Or; P. c. ln;;e
second hotel nt Main ;im UjVfr
side to cost SlOtt.OtiO.
Congress votes flU.Otm for Ctatr:'
Luke survey.
Sundown
Ctadifc
- '' Wtl'r.
WHAT Dl'ST lOF.S
RV-' Mni'V' Graham Homier
'hen you- turn your buck
the sun -the sky looks particular
blue," began the Little Rlatl
(Mo c k. ,lXh;
t. on look in in
direction of th
sun the ;iir 1M
whiter. There a
so m uch
scattering itse!
around. All th'
beautiful coloi
I you see nre heir
ea so very, ven
very m n c h b;
the dust.
"In fact it
the friendly du-
that makes th-
sky what the sb
appears to be.
"Then.- w&. onlv think we
blue aky?" asKed John.
"That's all," said the Littlt
niaek Clock. '"The friendly du.'
helps to make the gorgeous col
ors.' "The blue waves of light."
plained the Little Black Clocl
"are. made hy being tnternaite
by the dust."
"Some point In interruptlrt
then," John exclaimed.
"Quite a lot. As the waves
light nre interrupted by hits t
dust or particles of gas In the a
they become very colorful.
"Throughout your days the fit1
bits of dust are being cauRht I'
the Phorter or blue light vtt
and scattered to make tow
colors.
"You could make a whole tum
bler full of blue sky In n to1;
oratory If you -wished nnd to
the chance."
"I'd love to do that! Woiridr.
people think T was fine!"
It lin boon flrmn lots of tini
the Little Hlnek Clock said. nl
.lonn leit a mt ulsuppnmu-ti.
"Will you tell us a little mrf
nboul it" tUr, nlillilvnll I ITU 0(1. 'F
"All right." agreed the
Dlack Clock. "Meet me at l
end of tho garden tomorri
evening and I'll tell you ram
and after that I've a very fimK
trip 1 want you to take.'
Tomorrow "Simrlso nnd Sna
set." 666
Relieves a Headache or New
In 30 minutes, checks a Cold j
first day, and checks Malaria
three days.
, 666 Also in Tablets
By BUD FISHER
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