M KPKOltD Af A1 L TKI BUNR, M KDgORD.' QUIA .ON, 'I'l HlltSPAY, DKri'C.NfHKR 10, 1929.
PACIF, liTGHT
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Medpord Mail Tribune
a Mtr, aunty, wwlif .
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M 1MB N. Hr L
aWTOKBT W. I1HI, Urtllor
I. llJItmi SMITH, tlanafaf
An Inttmdeni Kmpip
KntffMl u Hnm Im autlrr it Madfard,
moa, infer c ( Man S,
(IMCRIrTION MWt
If IUII In Miami .
Bnllr, llll Hunilaa, Ttaf.. i. IT.SO
... Nats), liti untar, aorta. y. ..',,.-, .n
V llnlljr, (lUwut Mumlnir, rf 6.50
IUl ilir, Bonlh , ,09
'! IUII Trlinim, on. mr... .... !
KuixUr, an. ywr." .O"
Curltr, In MnnM In HMoH, Aiklaixt,
JlrlMMIll. CaiHYal Point, fllguii, Talaot, Uold
Mill ami on Hiftitaya:
Mir, tllh lilMlar, airln...il..... .T5
Palla, wllltMil Rundav, ttoftth. .-. . t. . .60
lulla, .titan rlunlaf, ana raw. . T OO
IHIIr, 'aim undfroM rail. 1.00
-All twma, aanh In aittanea. - '" '
MfCHRKR (r TUB A0I'IATW I'll KM .'
llmlilnf rnll Uaiad Win Brnlr.
- TM Aiaoflaf.il Hrra la airlualtclr antllM to
tha u tot nubllratlan of all MM tlaiiatebea
rradIM to It or othfralaa ewlltad Hi Uila papar,
ixl alaa to IM laral ncaa miMlilml Damn.
All tlitila lor piilillratlog of ipxlal lUipaUM
twain ira alw ratorrad.
iihmbkb op rim vmmt rnr.it
Wlrlal' patwr of Ida City nt Madfont
-orrialal papar of Jaaaaoq Connlr.
A, R. I', naraia Mtrulaflnn (or all ontbl
andlnt orlnhrr I, lain, m.
nallr araraie dlilrllwtlon for ill Montha ta
Urmlirr lit, mail, tun.
Promt prua run, 4 825.
:. HKMIIKII OK AUDIT HIIIIKAU
. (IK 1'IIK IIUTIUft -
Atlirrlliliif HfWnllllTa
11. C. MIXIK.W.N COMPANY
row In Nr Vi.it, rliinio. Dalroll,
.PranrlaM, la AnirlM, 'Bcatllo, roftlamt.
Ye Smudge Pot
'. By Arthur1 Perry
"Tho carelessly flipped cigar
ette" In ugulu the recipient of nioi-o
publicity limn I ho carefully cxpec
Inrntcd cud of tiihui'co, Man ought
to tip iililn tu ), liiurn ncrurfili)
with lib fhmcrn tAiui IiIm mouth,
liut h l not. i
i A CIHchku Lilly Hhot uit I ho
liiiutiiy of llici Inndlm-il of h love
nrnt, iiml iiunrlurrd thn RiildflHli,
howl liiHtrud, i)i'o roporls Buy.
lONT I 'AM. IN Till'l ;ltAV 10
' (Alliiiny IXiiMicnit-llmild)
' Dour Minn Illx ( um roIiir
nllli ,u nihil' 60 yoni'8 my
Hcnlm. I mil 25. t Ho In 7H. 1
nm h Hcnuot tnitflier, hut 1 am
llied of ' jvorkliiR nn1 lib . Ih
.. uhlo 1u tiiUo euro uf mo. Ho
- Iiovor HponltH of miirryhiK.
How can I ontlco lilm to do
po? J)o you think It i-lKlit to . .
fiKk lit lit If ho In planning to
ninny mo? l-ONKSOMK.
A ' number of tho mmu-t. muloH
Imvo liopn niHkhiR romnrkK ahout
tho lung droHHoii of tho .fnlr sox,
und I'oeolvlng Hliort unnworn.
(MI.OI-I'.IIATION KKRIaKD IX)
1 10 h'EAT CO-DI'DUATIONV
lllrtllno Do I Noito .Triplicate.)
HoiuothliiK like tho war to ond
war. ,
Ti:ti;iiio.n tiini.'N i-hayeh
oh, Lord, for nil 1 dono today
To cauno nnnoynnoo and doluy,
Tu iimko a iioiaon rour nd ravo,
rnvo,
Tor all wrong numboiii I liuvo
guvo,
And gavo and guvo when I'd bo
cryln'
Kor flvo three seven, Ihrco bovoi
" nlyuh,
l'"or all the nandleBn Irritation
When I out off a convematloni ,l
Tho cuhbob calla for Information,
Uecauno of mo tho slops ami
BlAlllW,
The Binanhed rccelvein darne and
dainnB
I've cuiiHod tlila day O Lord, for
theno
And all my alnn, '
Exeuxe It, pleaxel
' Arheii," " Oliver Hereford.)
Net Vllan In the bouncing father
of a pah- of pruud twlin, of oppo
Blfo denoiuliihlloini.
Owing to the low prloe of lur
keya, inoro uf thoso liisoJoua birds
than uhuuI at thlH.ireaiion of year,
are out on tho rural routes, Invlt
Ink autolstn to hit them.
."Whatever heeaiuo of the genlun
for aiilneKH, who (Irnt called them
flannel riikoa? .
I.AWYKH tDIMl KXIIAt'ST
Kli (Hdllnn Klaumth Kalla. Her
ald.) l'P III tho IiIIIh, not the court
room. ; . ' i ,1
tno of our riiire-devll burlierM
tented out the KliarpneHn of bin
rolor yeatenluy. liy npilylnK aiime
lo hlx tongue. The customer ti-ml-11ml
later, the foul wan not an ilnky
an It looked.
if they fan hold, out is tnoro
ilnyn, not a buiglar alurm In town,
located on u riiluclaiy dopuKltory,
ban beeomo alarmed..'
It In anuluxt a law of thin alute
to fly a plane without a certificate
of alr-wortltliiPHn. Thla Innlirea
protection, and exactly where It la
needed. The avlatora are prohlb
llert from flying too low over the
uned cur lots. , ,
The airalfa field that va
potindnl Into an auto, camp two
era kgo, ban been pounded buck
Into an alfalfa field.
- Oregon liemocmt nave started
firhtlng among thi mnelvea, to nee
who will run next aprlng against
the eminent polltlcnl habit Hon.
W. C, lluviley. A Heninerut should
lie noinlnuted who will not rorget
himself and vole for Hon. Iluwlcy.
when alono with his conscience
and lead pencil. "
"While harking In the timber
auinday. Jnh Kullea cut n.n .ugly
gash In hla left knee" (Oilcan
News.) Maybe he hit himself.
Oregon Weather
Unsettled tonight and Friday,
probably with rain In tha north
west portion, colder In the south
went portion tonight. Gentle, tu.
flahW talndl becoming somberly
on the coast.
THE TRUTH ABOUT GRUNDY
IT is liitutvMliiiK to nolo Unit Murk Sullivan, (lie OrcfoiiiiuVs
export ptililiitiil nliscrvui-, Iiich nut i'ice with thai jJiipi-r'rc-Kiii'tlitiK
Sciuitiir (inunly. The Oii-t;""'"'' Hfiitliinifly rcliukcil
thn (Joveriior til' I'niiiiH.vlvuiiia for npitintint? (irundy, iiml inuiii
tiiiiied it wiik ii mid rul'leclMin iijhiii lii wiine of inonil rc"poni
bility. . , .
Yt'Klcnliiy in the OiTgoniiin Mr. Hiillivmi, whose sound politi
cal jiidfi'nt nnd stronn liln-iitl syinpntliies lire generally ad
milted, took direct iKsnc with this proiioiimiriiieiit, and we eoni
niend the Orejfoniiin 's (ood KporlKiiiiinship in (jiving t''i rtiele
a proiiiinent place in its news columns.
In fact, .Mr. Sullivan not only at-'i'ees with the views ex
pressed tn this column, a week Hk'o, that the opposition of Sena
tor Nye lo this appointment was alinurd, and that the represen
tatives of 1'cnnsylviiiiiii, not tho representatives of some other
stale, have the risslit to decide
further than ue did, hy iniiiiitainiiiK tluit (irundy will not only
make an excellent Senator, but will unquestionably be returned
to the 1'pl'cr House, when the people of (hat state cast their bal
lots at llie next election.
(,'onliniiiiifj Mr. Sullivan writes as follows: '
The nioro permanent cHteoin for Mr. f'.iiinily In Pennsylvania
iirlsea from Hie nluudlng of himself, li Ih high personal chnraelor.
Ilia fuinlly lino, nnil his ninnnor of coimIiicIIiik Iho tcxtllo Industry
I lull Iiiih been In Ills fnmlly for grilnrutions. II' Iho country liutl
lieen led to iiHaiiino, by fiUKmonliiiy iiccoiiiiIh of recent events,
that Mr. tiriinily In n Inhhylst in tlio ordinary boiiho, thai. Is u mis
lulio. 1 lo Ik iik fur an iiohkIIiIo from thn lype of profeBKlonnl "roe.
nniinenilutlou maker" who lobbies for a fee. Ho lobbied for an In
diiflliy of which he in thn owner. Auldo from Hint he lobbied In
the IiiIoiobI of tho I'eniisylviiiiln Mnniifiictiircra' association. Much
in iiiuilo or t ho fai't thuL Mr. (Iriintly collected n cuinpulKii fund of
$7IMI,IIIMI ri'oiu uiciiihni'B of Iho hsHOclullon lor Iho cnmpiilKn lust
year. Ah 1'eniiBylymiliiiiB boo it, tho Poiinnylviinlu Muniifaclur
era' ubhocIiiHoii Iiub some 7001) inoinliern. An nvornRO contribu
llon of $inn eucli l;y (I'oni fa no moid out of proportion (hull lliu
mniuhoi'Khlp fcoii pulil by fni'mora to nuiiiy I'lirin oi'gnnir.ullons
fur pioiuollng IchIhIiU km in tholr Im(ich(. i
' Finally, M,.. Clriiiuly Is Innkod upon as huvllig Klrlveii lit Iho
ilileroHl of I lie woi koi'H ill 1'oniiKylvnnlii iiidiiBti'lna. TIioku who
know Mr. (irundy, feel Unit his pnlitlcul efforts mo less In I lie lu
Irr'oHl of Ills own wcnllli, which Is inl'nriled und iimiile, lliun in
tho interest of Iho employes who work for him, and for munii.
fuelurcrs iisnnciated with htm. Several 1'ennHylvnnla Industries,
including tnxtiloa, some purls of the steel buKiuess, and coul. aro
in a distress its aculo as I hut of tho farmers. Somo of theso lu
diiairlea are ovnn nioro dependent on the tariff for prosperity '
than Iho fnrmei'B of the weal.
Pennsylvania hna conic to feel. In Iho Inter nlugeu n( Iho turiff
illsciiBslon, mid in the Hruutn coalition iilliludo toward Mr.
Cruudy, Unit their state Is being "kicked around" hy Iho Sennlo
llko Chump Clink's hound dog. Mr. (irundy n.'il (he Interests ho
roprosonlH ii ro perfectly willing to lot Iho larineis have what
tariff Ihey think they need,, Tho lulo development In which llio
furni Sonutoi's try to deny liny 'turiff lucrruncs lo industry liuvu
cniisod rosentniont. Thus seclionullsiu, aturlod from ono soctiou.
grows by what It foods upon, und arises In nlhor scctliins,
Mr. (Irundy, In his persnnnllty, his nlistemlotis uprlghlness and
Ills liaekKioiind, reflects nihilities and conditions, in which J'eiin
H.vlvnnln takea pride. I to Is n descendunt of selllors who enmo
over with William I'enn. Ho Is a ijiiukcr, a Kiudunto of a Qiuikor
college, Mwurthmnre, nud ho runB Ills business In u moilnl wny.
An essenllul olenient in tho ealoem for Mr. Clrundy Is his coiir
iiro, both his pnruonul eourugo und his courugn of eonvlcllon. Ho
hollevos in t ho inotecllvo turiff na enrnesily us any farm Kcnnlo,.
believes III farm roller, and nioro than somo. Ills tariff activities
nro to hi in and In most of Pennsylvania n case or stronnly held
principles udvnciited ill n coiiiukcihis way.
All of which demonstrates the folly of drawint; political con
clusions, without accurate: uil'orination, of beiiiK ruled bv our
prejudices and preconceptions, rather than by our reason, work
ing upon determined facts. '
I'erso'nallywe don't happen to fancy t lit- (iruiulv type. .Nor
do wo share his woinhipful devotion to a hicji protective tai'iff
If ho were n candidato in (his state, we wouldn't wan him.
Hut that isn't the point.- What we think, or what we want,
has nothing lo do with Hie ease, nor has what anyone KI,SK
thinks or wauls. The question,- and the only question, is
what the people of rciiusylvania think, and what thev want,
and as lonu; us they want (irundy,
As we observed before, any
of Democrat in institutions,! iunl
nicnt to an absurdity.
MONEY VERSUS MORALS
O PKAKINti of prejudices and preconecptinns, there is the
matter of Itig Itusiness. K'egardless of evidence to the con
trary, the ancient superstition, that business success is somehow
synonymous with wickedness,
Our attention was brought to
ments of a lVmoeratie contemporary, on the nolitieal situation
and the recent Wall Street flurry
wiin sueli linie-lioiiined phrases
less corporations." "slaves of the money barons,," etc., etc.
Thv day alter reading this a prominent. Modl'ord business
mm who appeared to know what lie was talking about, remarked
upon the fact that the Owcu-Oregun company had tleeided lo
continue operations and not shut
duly and community service, to
ployment at a critical lime. i . , ; . ,
"PUIS is imt written as a boost for the Owfti-Orruim company.
We have no inside informatinu regarding the true situa
tion, rlor has any member of I hat company Naikcn lo us regard
ing this get ion. '. "i i
MUTJ AND JEFF
I rl?v5 r mtZ16 SCTIi-?5 Iff"" I 1 GXr 6tle HIM A YII A YACHT outt fc MC BuV H g M-Mi r THtMK t'Ll GtVG Him
TeFf ' HI-sfPT N- CkrTA,C SHAktSR- GTS SCAS.CK So CASY. MiTAY f A TOOTHBRUSH - STtVUS
Atf ul uow T7A6R: I L , r-sr -JnGHAb anV hair: j:. : .' -ciCftM BcTHWAW r .
rVs FouS, y-SXtJ L j i " '-.J'-A'-'-i j5srV-- y ''33''
this (piestion; hut he tfocs even
(irundy they should have.
other view liits at the very heart
redtfttcH'.reprcsciitativo irovcni-
still persists in certain quai-tors.
this fact bv reading the com
which was .sprinkled liberally
us "predatory wealth, ""soul
down, as a matter of patriotic
prevent, the increase of uneiii-;
Killing Two Gifts With
I we mcrciy reier to it, uccaiisc
llusiness" from a local standpoiut, and facts rcgurdinp; it are
generally known. And we believe this action in typical of so
called "soulless cbrporathms," not only liure but it) all parts
of the country.
Hi;,' llusiness is no more syiioiiyiiious with wickolncss than
littlo business is synonymous wilh virtue. There are good quali
ties und bad ones, in all walks of life, and what we call "souls"
are as frequently found among those individuals who succeed
as among thoso who don't, j : . . . -
This is obvious enough. 'Hut the startljng thing is, how few
people, in actual practice, recognize it. If the truth WKUK
more generally recognized,' think how much lost motion and
demagogic buncombe could be eliminated 1 1
"Society 'women are paying
We krfow some men who have
poker. ;
Thirty-eight Mexicans who openly favored the minority can
didate for the presidency tire survived by their widows.
Dou'X forget to have u. Christmas seal on every package and
letter Vou mail Yrbin now 'until Christinas. , s
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D.
HlRnAl If It mi (HTtilnlnf lo pmonil hfalih and hjElfn, not to disuse dligntmli or I rut went
will li answrred hy Dr. Brady If a slamiwit, nrlf-itdlrcssM fmclo Ii citrlosftl. Itlrn alioulil be
hrlff aivil wrillrn In ink. lining lo the large nnmlifr of lellrm rrrrltcd, only a in win he anstwed
lirrf. No rrply mn Im marie lo uucrlea not canfurmltii to liutrucllnni, Atldrcs8 Dr. William Brady,
In rara if Mils nevftpaper.
MAP FOU A .MAX WITH
In (In? fli-Mt ili.ee, nobody and im
ffiiuily Is Jmintiiiu tu can cor, and In
tho next placo ovory family Is
IiahjikI tu liayu a euse uf cancer now
uifd thou, uuuikt or later, bnctiUHC
tan cor is such a
eommuii Ulscase
and wo don't
know yet' v li a t
causes It or how
lo prevent it. So
everyone sliottld
Itc prepared to
follow the Avayi
of health If It be
fall that ho or
ho Ik threuteneil
willi c.uuM'. Hero Ih a map, for the
man or wuinan with enncer of the
.stomach or, let us hope, only a
reasonable mound for aiiHpIcion of
such (U'velopmeut. .' ,
Aniopc 3.000 patienlft eomplaln
inti of Htomuch ttymptoniH only 02
had caneer of the Htmnneh; 2!I5
had duodenal ulcei'M-, G7 had Ka.i-
trle (Htoinaeh, iieptic) ulcers; but
milium tin- cnlire number of 3.000 j
patients who came complaining of
"stomach trouble" only ! TiO had j
anything nt all the mailer with .
the stomach. Itemember that,
whether or not your stomach Hem
easy.
No special -symptoms point to
cancer, but among the more ire- 1
fiuent compii'ints avo constant dis-j
COlllIOll, IOOO 11 IHl tC-SB, UlJUtttllU UM
food, losa of weight, nausea and
vomiting, appearance of blood -
stains In material ejected, and
einla.
In one-flflh of all eases the early
symptoms nro not referred by the
patient to the. stomach. In tw -thirds
of all cases distress, pain,
soreness or sense of pressure In tho
stomach Is the first symptom no
ticed by the patient. j-
I .oss of we in h t . and I oss of
strength, are usual, but patients
frequently do not refer theso symp
toms to Iho stomach.
A lump or mass In the stomach
Is' sometimes' felt hy tho patient
himself, hut such a, mass Is found
by medical examination In less than
half of nil cases.
Chemical analysis of the gastlrc
Juice uniformly shows a lack of the
uormul free neld, though in a few
cu'sos some freo acid Is present nftiu
a test meal.
X-riy pictures. Interpreted by a
competent export In that field of
diagnosis, considered In conjunc
tion with the rlinlcal sisns. that Is,
Iho opinion of the attending
sliian. pretty dependably clinch the J
diagnosis today. Ciood doctors now
advise exploratory operation you .
know, a look see when the roent-
gen pieiur. inoicaies raucer. 11 u
were my stomach. I'd want to he
explored. Just on the chi.nco. lTn
iiuestlonahly a cert iin number of
patients are doomed to be "opnne l
hy mistake" in this why. but what
of th'it? If it proves to be some
thing else than cancer, almost any
thing else, the patient ought to give
three cheers for the couraue of his
doctor. It's a darn sluht easier, 1
enn tell the world, for I've ben
there as the doctor, to refrain from
"interf. rinii" than U .Is lo insinu
ate ;i scalpel or a set of traetnrs In
such cases. Also- 1 can tell the
world, for I've been there as1 tho
patient, that it Is 0 lot more com
forlabt
tu be opened and found i
One Dime
tins uoinpon rciircaciiui Mis
$10 an hour for bridge lessons."
paid much more for lessons in
t'AXCKU OF STOMACH
faking than It Is to remain Intact
and In suspense. In tho event that
a eancrr h found at operation,
there Ik at least a chance- that H
inny be succesHfully atgieiced. It
it is advanced beyond reach of nur
nery. ihcu .anyway one can say,
"Well, I've had 50 years of life,
so I can't kick." .
orivNTioxs and akvi:ks
Wntvv at .Ileal Time.
How much water is It advisable
io drlii I: at a meal? Is (he present
order of serving, first appetizer,
then soup, then meat and vege
tables, then dessert, and coffee last,
for any rcuHon of h'jaftli? M. AV.
Answer. Drink as much water
as thirst demands. A Klass of
water shortly before food Is an ap
pctizer'and an aid tu digestion, fur
it stimulates tho i"low tof gaslric
Juice. Tho water leaves tho stom
ach in a few minutes, ho It doesn't
dilute, the sastric juice particularly.
The order of serving courses Is
rather a custom. It has little to do
with health, except that It Isuiwftysj!
well to take snui, water or any
oilier beverage by llself, not whll
you nro eating other foods, for
when Ibiuids are taken while you
Uivo eating solid foods you wash
t down Incompletely masticated ami j
insaimneu nit use is too quickly. rji(ronmng copy on a newspaper, i ucy
course tho stomch and duodenum j weren't 'so far wrong.
"III UHIItllU aUUII IlI'MBIMM, 1 1 in, wny
not give the mouth dlseiton a
1 chance to do its bit; also, why not
an-tcnjby tho full flavor of the food
which you get only by mastication?
Dlsiiifwtloii or Dishes.
Ts out modern glassware, china
ware, etc.; freed Trom all Infection
merely by washing with soap ani
water? I often wonder whether
disease Is not conveyed by dishes
that aro never otherwise disinfect
ed. Mrs. M. C. A.
I answer. uruinary soap ana
waier wasusng, especially ir not
wate. 1 used, disinfects the dishes
In any ense. This is all that tho
sanitary regulations require for the
dish uped at soda fountains, and
tho like
Scarlet Fever.
There Is an epidemic of scarlet!
fever in our community. Wo have
a 1 !-months-old baby. Doctor says
all we can do Is keep him IsqlAlod
from other children. We have
heard there is a test for suscept.
blllty and ft serum to prevent scar
let fever. 1 As the baby Is just cur
' l,lT .,.. IK JUBl TU-
ting his stomach teeth don't I
thy-:., , ,i, h
( A A
' AnKf,., Mkosl ,i,rt.rcI,c
whPlhor tho ,)ahy is eMi(nK tenth,
u Ls ,ru0 thcre ,s ft. tml , ,)ti.k
lest), the inject). mi nf a few drops
of scarlet fever toxin Into the akin.
ir tins prouuecs at me point in-1
Jccled a hlvellko redness and swell-
,,,K ... ..i ...... mi ""!
lasting -4 lo 3ti hours It iiifllcale.ii
susccplllilllty. Tho toTiln Is a 111
germ now known to cause scarlet I
fever, a streptococcus. Then there i
tiblc children. Neither procedure
Is as vet well established. I think
your diKtnr's advice Is good.
d.
(Copyright John F. Utile Co.)
Port land . Plans under wny for
ImmeillHlo resurfacing of Torwllll-
aer lioulevurd.
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Klmile for today: Am flllby as a j
sermon for men only,
A ..man. whose people thought'
him ' litu'de long ago was found!
Maybe thaold-tlinc -oralors just
seemed greater than moderns be
cause they were .seeing red In
stead of tho long green,
Aw, shut up. You can't "restore I
confidence" by showing the patient I
you are scared.
If he clears Ids throat unit
iIiiihs Ills finger tips together
hi fore (iiiiinienllng ' on the
weather, he Is un luiKirtaut
1'itlr.en. ,
StlllV those-who cxn'cctod to get
they expected to except the letter'
tn y exmtea exce, tno letter
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Selling short: A market expres
sion, meaning to selH what yon
don't possess. Kxample: "The:
lobbyist sold his Influence.
i ' AlmTli'.-i nlwlti-; A Itnllrf In imiii
m(rc duty to obev the law tin-
lcKti .8 me. fuu iaw ho ul)l.aI1t
agrco with.
He's n true patriot who can feel
illgnant at this season because
Kngland claims tho South poleL
area.. j
A lot of people think they are
fighting the. "sex evil" when Ihey
are merely finding an excuse toi
talkabout it,
llnw do tho lobbyists do lt?i
They haven't charm enough to j
win n( .lk,in,,ntl.U t.... ,.nH tit...
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PUZZLE
ft. If hoot leetb
Iff. Htnrkeil with
an nftiTUk
II. Law of Slowff
Iff. o be It
Iff. Jfnmmer
91. Famfui minim
tn. Make litre
ffff. rhllnnuphlral
dnefrlne
97. Henlebmen
18. Kind of h-na
50, Mrge oil chii
51. lieen fit nt
38. ajonrne
83. Interior
54. Aiiroiirhfa
38. One who le-
lorla
3ff. b apposed
43. Amrrlrim
nioantnln
44. Wenliitii I-'
dhina
45. Weiirlaonie
47. Post Onlce op
den rthtir.
4. Cnhle meteri
61. Humble
it. Kind of rub
'her
55. merlrnn
Jowrnnllst rind
(tlplomntlut
St. Iloraldle beur
inir
IS. l-'emlrtlne name
&?. Valley
&4j Hla re
(9. fthiift for
, n mnn'a name
48. Ilomnn house
liotd fod .
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1. Chafe -
S. Underdone
9, Amerfrnn
Mot hod lit di
vine 4. Kepnlrlnr "'
5. C fried .
41. Emit Indian
. fond flfth
7, Ancient ,
, slastlml wlna
Teaael
B. Ceremony
don't spend money enough to bribe
c rooks.
I Vr I taps the modern girl. Is
like Ice. as that erlllir says.
Most, oft the n io 1c ru Kc Ls
nrtfi'lcMii.
Tt isn't hard to be one of the
unique ftw... You can read the
editorial page of tho Saturday
livening Post. ,
If you have knowledge of a fol-
ony, and don't report it, the law
says you are a felon. Wo horcby
report the'. 85 million Americans
who thus become felons.
The world grows better. Grand
mothers are malting whoopee In
stead of knitting scratchy wool
socks for the children.
The new-style figure for women i
Is like the figure li easy for.
those who were like the figure 1,
tragic for tho figure 0.,
c'"''1 this sentence: When
n ,,, together."
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fo foi-Bft good taanncn .and
(Continued from r On.)
Why iiot reduce the iiy-
i mt-lltS till tile rinciil of our
! niitiouiil indebtedness to say
I
j jj.7 II 1,1 lHI,(IIH a J'fllfJ f We cull
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u s" I"""'11' H""Ut l.lirdpe s
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limymeiits to us, why not be pii-
Hem Itnout me -Mlieiicilll nil-
V imvinent nf the .,e lelil
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si nsiniiifly eontiacted ?
At Linares, Spain, a woman
dreamed Hint a lottery ticket with
ill., milt, lii-rit fir.tf!S Wfiiil.l win thn
i
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Do Yoo Remember?
TEX YEAItS AGO TODAY
(From (lies of the Mull Tribune.)
Uif! Jl.
Dulilin. Kftort to assaHslnutu
Viscount French, lord lleutonunt
of lreluiul, fulls.
Senutor J. Hum Lewis usks
President Wlson to iiroiialtu
army demobilization Immediately
niul thus raise war tlmo prohibi
tion ban. .
Prices of food in Oregon In
crease 10 per cent In ul.t mouths.
C'apt. Sir John Aleock first aviu
tor to fly ucross Atlantic, killed In
ah plane crush ut Houell, France.
U. S. government starts move
ment to secure J25 suit tq reduce
high cost of clothing. y
Mayor Gates issues proclamution
ordorfng all residents of Mcdford
lo. clear snow from sidewalks.
Cambridge, Mass.: Harvard foot
ball team, every member a veter
an of World war, leaves tomorrow
for San Francisco.
TWENTY Y1SARS AGO TODAY
(From flics of the Mall Tribune.)
let 1. IIHIII
Colo Holmes returns rfom Pull
man college to spend Christmas
holidays. ...
Tyson IJeall says tho country
road near Mcdford Is so intidily
that this morning his 10UV. pound
horso walked light out of the
harness when the wugon stuck lnf
a muddy rut, so he and his broth
er had to wulk to town.
S3. P. is running special commu
tation train each morning ut 8:04
to accommodate orchardisls cum
ing to Mcdford.
School board urged
school oil east side.
to
buil'fl
'yi persons perish when Hidibs
Dept. store In lxmdoii, Kngland,
burns.
lllg Stork Feci! Hill
LBX1NGTOX, Ky. (P) Farmers
of Kentucky spend ?i5,000,00U an
nually for commercial stock feeds,
tmya the stale university.
grand $a,loo,0OU prize in tho fortli
cumlng lottery.
In Spuih the pcoplo are encour
aged to buy lottery tickets as they
once were In this country. Peoplu
dont' like to pay taxes, hut they
ure willing to contribute to tha
state by gumming.
After the lady dreamed,- the
crowd broke in and wrecked the
store of the man that owned ticket
05303, and police rescued him. '
A toollsh muh would huVe waited
lo win' tlio grand prize. Not so
wilh the owner of the ticket.
He organized a lottery ot his
own, sold 1000 shares in his dream -ticket
and made a big profit.
In tlio Ageun Sea, Turkey und
Italy claim la Islands. Turkey asktv
the world court, which In reality'
is the judicial urtn of the League .
of Nations, to settle the question.
What questions concerning us
Will be submitted to the Worlil
Court when wc get In?
And what chance Mil '"Uncle
Shylock" have tn that court, preju
diced and packed at least ten to
ono against him? Will the court,
first of all, reinterpret the Monroe
Doctrine?
Those, including our European
friends, that criticise our sending
of marines to Haiti, are reminded
that they are there in vjrtue of a
treaty made in 1906, Under which
the United States agreed, "should
necessity arise, to lend efficicut
aid for the preservation of Hal.
tlan in(Ic)en(lenee. tn6 m lntc.
nanc0 o( govel.unlent tor lnea ro.
itcctlon of lite, und ot individnai
liberty."
At present 100 difforniit Haltiuu
patriots me Humiliates tor the
presidency, all nt oucu. That alone
culls for marines. Our brethren
in Hunt ruu tor president strenu
ously. Managers ot business on a small
er scalo will bo interested to loanr
that Cieneral vrood, managor ot
Soars, Hocbuek & Co., wilh 40.0IMI
employes, adopts the calendar year
of 1:1 months for business purposes
in place ot the old year. '
This lllnionth ye;rt. 'JS days In
j every month, on,, day over each
..v.j iiiiF.itii, un,, miv uei u ii
ycar every (lliy 0'f evory weck lulI.
same uuy ot me montu
! yf "f ?enr' rrlHtates and sini.
luies uusiness and makes it sllu-
lo make comparisons.
The 1.1-moniii arrangement ought
1 tn be adopted all over the .worM.l
I Dut It Is hard to change old' cus-
tnniR .
Mall Tribune ads are read. - by
10,090 people very day, tf