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Offleoe In New Voir, Chicago, Detroit, I to
rranclieo, Loe Angeles, Bcattle, Portland.
Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry
The prosH rcportn stuto Unit
Chiii-loM Chuplin, film coinctliiin,
1h "utl and dlHconHolute, and full
of weary moodK." The lant tinio
(ho eminent cUHlard henvor wan
In thlH fix the Bovoinniont wan
Kitting ready to mako him pay hin
lnnff overdue income tax, und it
may )o what alls him now. . . ,
The deer Reason closed yeater.
day. and the average number of
hunters will not be counted In the
next census. ,
The stato of Oklahoma, which
flares often from the headlines,
because - of the frequency with
which it impeaches Its governors,
is onco more on the front pago. A
ferocious Tulsa Judge, on Friday
sentenced a 17 yeur old boy to
bang, for robbery, instead of the
usual murder, und on Haturday
the samo Judge with a court room
full ' of voters, inflicted lira im
prisonment on a sick tourist, who
mado a move toward his hip-pocket,
when-he refused to pay a $1.1 C
gasoline bill. The . court whllo
pronouncing tho two cxtromo pen
alties was in nn oratorical mood,
first noting tho representatives of
tho press were 'nil present. Tho
defendants, were both of not tho
BlightcBt prominence In tho com
munity, and wero completely out
v of friends, money and good law
yers. ,
James W. Dales hss Joined IiIh
brother' Williams and announced
his IntontJon, also, of playing golf.
We know nil tho tlmo that tho
wild streak in Jim would come
out some day.
"And tho hosts of Israel exulted
In their equity," (Jcromiali 8-16)
Whereupon, they organized tho
clvle .whoopcrs and tried to have u
boom, to got their equity back.
A Los. Angeles blonde anil tho
weather are getting most of -the
compliments theso days, and the
compliments are going to the
right places.
Tltl-MOTOItl'.O IiKATII
(Ktna Mills Kt-mlnrl)
George Keuder, 66 year old
prospector, who was found
dead . on Boyco creek some
weeks ago. and whose death
was a mystery. Is now thought
to have been struck by a rock
from it blast which ho had set,
and the fire which had char
red his body was set from his
burning pipe which fell from
Ills mouth when ho fell for
ward from tho blow. Tho bul-'
let wound has been accounted
for by tho firo causing u shell '
In his hip pocket to explode.
It is now revealed that a U. 8.
senator, noted for his heavy think
ing on leading subjects, was pre.
sented with an "expert" to do his
mental labors on tho tnriff. This
Is no reflection on his constituents,
whohad to do their own, thinking,
at Die polls.
Up-to thc-mlmtto . housewives
now servo carrots in floral anil
bird doslgns. This Is listed as ar
tistic and smart, and exceptionally
cuto. Notwithstanding, n hunk of
carrots cut in tho shapo of a pansy
or a Inrk, still tastes llko a carrot.
TIIK I.ICMI.YTI'ltK tiirr WHY
Ober Liehlyler helped Waul
Itlaekfnrd thresh sweet clover , , .
.Mrs. Ober l.lchlyter and daughter
motored to Wlclla Monday . , .
.Jim Smith mill Henry. Mrlilytor
wero Wichita visitors Saturday . . .
Mrs. Henry I.ichlylcr visited nt
Lost Springs Friday ... Mr. and
Aim. H. Uehlyler and daughter
were among the dinner guests at
Mrs. James Smith's Saturday,
which was for Mrs. l.lchlyter's and
Mrs. Smith's sister und their hus
bands . . , Mrs. O. K. l.U'hlyter and
daughter visited Mrs. Frank Snorf
Monday . . . Mrs. l.loyd l.iehlyter
and daughters wero dinner guests
of Mrs. Henry Liehlyter roceutly
. '. . Ober l.lrhlytor, Henry I.lch
lyier and Juy Herd hauled sweet
clover to Haverhill Monday . . .
Miss Fern I.lchlyter was supper
guest of Ober Uchlyter's Tuesday
evening. (CoffeyvMle (Kansas)
Journal.
Tho phenomena til, your corr.'s
typewriter working perfectly, and
In fine fettle. Is due tu your curr,
operating same, exactly opposite to
the way ordered by a typewriter
expert with 14 screwdrivers and
four oilcan. In ft brown alligator
handbag, known In legal circles as
a portfolio.
Klamath Falls 000 building
permit Issued for erection of one
story concrete and tile building on
corner of Third nnrl Klamath,
A WORD FOR THE
TIIK ulcl Niiyin that a lulling stons'utliiTs no moss litis for
nearly fifty years been refuted daily by .Itilin V. Stevens.
Nearly thirty years afio Mr. Stevens first eame to Medfurd
to consult Dr. J. F. Ueddy nTai'dinfr the I'aeil'iu anil Kastern
railroad, now owned and operated to finite Kails by the Owen
Oregon Lumber ('oniiany.
Since that time Mr. Stevens has dune nothing hut roll, from
one country to another on this terrestrial planet. And every,
where he has rolled he has left a lasting imprint; li is lu-ccmi -plishniciits,
particularly in railroad development, beiiiff so ex
traordinary that ho was recently awarded the John Fritz (oltl
medal, conferred in recognition of exceptional scientific work.
;.; ' ' .
HH started as city eiiffincer of the city of Minneapolis! Then
he rolled to the Northwestern railroad, then to the Denver
and Kin (Jrande, then the MilwauUee, on to the Canadian I'a-
cifie, back to the Diiluth, Month Shore and Atlantic, west to the J
Spokane Falls and Northern, and finally over to the (ireal
Northern, where later as chief engineer, he located the I and K. i
at .Mctnortl,' and was lor a tunc vice-prcsitlent m charge ot
operations.'
From the (freat Northern he rolled over to the Hock Island,
for a brief period, then was named chief engineer in the con
struclioii of the J'anama canal, later to be made chairman ot'
the isthmian canal commission, and a short lime later bobbed
up as vice-president in charge of the operation of the New York,
New Haven and Hartford.
'Whereupon he returned to the Hill lines, then as head of
the American railroad commission to Kussia he reorganized the
lilies of the late Czar, then rolled to Siberia where lie super
vised the trans-Siberian for a few years. China liked him, so
he reorganized the transportation system of the Celestial King
dom, to return to New York us a consult iug engineer.
AT 05 years of aire one niihl have supposed Mr. Stevens
would have stopped rolliii-; anil have come to rest'sonic
where, lmt not John F. ! The details of his ramblins since the
war are not available, hut only the other day he bobbed up in
Algeria, us originator and special engineer of a brand new pro
ject reclamation of the Sahara desert.
Mr. Stevens is now 76 years old. AVhen most luen have re
tired, voluntarily or the reverse, he is attacking the most pie
turesipic and gigantic task of his amazing career, making 125,0(10
acres of sand which have been arid since King Tut, blossom as
the rose. Among the details of te project are a canal 188 miles
long and 40 feet deep, a port at Cubes, gigantic; dams and pow
erful waterworks, the largest in the world. '
WNICTIllOlt or not this new project will he put through we
don't know, but this much is certain, if anyone can tin
the job, that man is John F. Stevens. And another thing is
certain, if and when the work-is done, only that Fate over which
there is no human control, can prevent the former operator of
the 1'. and K. from rolling on to some other spoch-making ac
complishment. So let's not put too much faith in ancient aphorisms. A roll
ing stone may gather no moss, but if you have the initiative,
bruins and will of a John F. Stevens, you can roll from sunrise
... 4 '
to Hiiuset ami gather fame, fortune, and the satisfaction of hav
ing left a mark upon the world (a mark representing both ma
terial mid human betterment) which will remain as long as mod
ern life endures.
IN FOOTBALL CALIFORNIA IS SUPREME
TIIK defeat of Prnnsyl vuniii by ('uliftn'nia niiiu onmliasi.t'S
t he fact that in football tho Pacific ("oast rules the world.
And the defeat of O. i. V. 'by V. H. C; following the defeat of
Oi'efjon by Stanford; eniplwisies another fact, that on Vhe Ta
eific Coast the state of California is indisputably snpreine
Yes, we miht as well admit it. There was n time when
Oregon ruled the pig-skin roost, followed by Washington; but
for the present at least, tlmt time has gone, with no evideiie-j
of a quirk return.
EXI'KUTS seem to agree that Oregon is unusually strong this
year. Oregon Slate is not weak by any means. Yet both
teams, after getting the jump by scoring touchdowns in the first
few minutes of play, were compelled thereafter to simply go
through the motions, while the Cardinal and Trojan machines
plowed across the goal lines with a regularity that was de
cidedly boring. '
V Some will explain the situation on the ground of superior
coaching; others will opine it is a matter of superior material.
Perhaps California incorporated will put it all down to the sun
kissed climate.
WKUi, let them fight it out. AVe don't know. . We only
know what is an apparent fact, that in this year of Oraee,
California from a football standpoint is in a class by herself.
For those fans who take their football seriously, however,
MUTT AND JEFF
TH PRS0W Vou WILL I ZZ I HTTU FRtCMb CALLED ItHAT'S enAcTuy 1 1 X ArA MAsTeR. OF
H6R is rAUTT, BTTR KM0WM M6- A. (MASTOID OF WHAT I KRMWISl ISHT
as THe voice. viiTH -me r V-'-NVT cepeMOMics: He is MisTAkevM U vv iini v. vwe. ar
SCHOOLGIRL COMPUCKIOM. Vrafe ' A MASTOIti IS f PAIN J 1 MEANT J r rts IMAUGURATIMfa
IT 6lVS M GReAT PLCASURC Cf 'C I 110 TH& NCCKl f- r , ij U" CH,URN S
to iwTRotHjce THJ N V ""1 1 ' feSINSOrlNlA
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ROLLING STONE '
A Mastoid of Ceremonies Makes Good
there is some consolation. Football, like life, has its opts and
downs. That is one reason the game is so interesting.
Look at Cornell. For over a decade, the Eastern football
goat, now suddenly,, for no apparent reason, near the top of
the heap, with a smashing victory over Princeton. And Har
vard. Five years ago losing 50 per cent of her games. Now un
defeated, and on Saturday tieing Red Cagle und West Point ill
the hist half minute of play.
SO up ami down, and down ami up they go. California is
cock of the walk now and promises to remain, (here for
finite a spell, lint one of these days OrTgon will surprise, the
dope.stor.i, just as David did Coliath many years Ago. ' -
It may be only a brief spurt, but brief spurts ure thrilling
nevertheless. So there is always the future mid always the
chance two things that make football, as far ns intensity of
interest, and genuine thrill are concerned, the greatest sport in
America today. '
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY, 1YI. D.
Biiimd ltttr perUlntng to ptrwntl bultb and brileu, not to dliuM dtuooili or treotmuit,
tll b imwered by Dr. tirvf If i iluiped, ut-vMtttA emclop la encloied. Uttert ibould bo
brlif and nrlttfo lo luk. Owing to U Urgo ounbtr of UtUri recclied, only i fit tu ot unver
mI nrro. No rrnlr ein tw mult to quorlw not cooforalm Ui InnUucUom. Addrm Or. Willi
Brtity, lo etro of thli Dtwipoptr.
M-xiMXT ik in-rrrKit than intj;iuv;hkncr
It 1h now recognized by tho boHtl
physicians that the great majority
of cases of constipation- or ' slug
gishness of the
bowels (call It
Intestinal stasis If
you prefer, but
for goodness sake
don't call It auto
Intoxication) ure
duo to overstim
ulation of tho
bowel by o n o
thing and an
other. This ex
cessive stimulation leads to vio
lent or spasmodic contraction of
the muHcular coat of the bowel.
The bowel is not "too weak, but
rather the opposite; there la
no
atrophy or wasting of the bowel'
wall, lmt rather An increased mus-M
cular tone or vigor of contraction.' Answer. As often as you like
So there you are. .Every littlo bit nn'l whenever you wish. So far
of physic added to the overstlm- a ,he health of the hair is con
ization you've already got makes j corned, perhaps onco a week Is
Juat a little bit more trouble fori"ft,?n enough to wash It. As an
tomorrow. I esthetic problem, It is as, essential.
That's the way it is when we 1 ould think, that the scalp be
.start the baby off with tho con-
Ktipatlon habit. Castor oil physics
today and binds tomorrow. That's
why doctors often administer a
doso of castor oil In acuto diarrhea.
And all the other fumlllnr domestic
physics that aro used for children ;
or adults, behave in a similar way. :iHU nu'' 1 vvl lvw ,n ululM
There Is no laxative or cathurtlto control seborrhea excessive
known to medical science that1 J4j "npss or dandruff. On the other
without this unhappy after effect.
So thore you are. You takes youij
physic and keeps your hahit. ,
Yes, but how or why tho habit
In tho first place? Well, ask anj?
old granny who believes in plying
youngsters with phyHic. Sho will
givo you any num.ber of reasons
why It Is necessary, not one of
them valid. Ask any old doctor
why ho acquiesces so readily in
tho practice of feeding such med
icine to children. Maybe ho will
trump up sorno reasons, too, and
his reasons aro as valid as your
grandmother's.
The truth Is that, In the absence
of grave organic defect or disease,
no artificial aid of any description
Is required to keep the bowel func
tioning. That Is, you nnd I and:
your kids and mine absolutely do
not require any such interference
at any time; except when seriously
ill and under medical care, and
then, Jf the doctor thinks tho pa
tient should have littlo green ap
ples the patient certainly should
have little green apples. lint I
am speaking of ordinary well folk,
and I tell you such folk never
need any kind of physic or other
article to "regulate" tho function
of the bowel.
I don't know what I can say tn
make you believe this, but you'1
better bcllovo It If you want to
keep welt. J do not say it merely
to bo sensational or odd or any
thing like that,, but only because
1 know It Is true, and you may
lie assured 1 would not spenk so
arbitrarily about It. If I had not
studied tho matter - thoroughly
over many, many years, nnd reach
ed my conclusion with tho cer
lalnty that 1 am light.
Time nnd again I have observed
old, hardened offenders, abjerfc
slaves of the physic, enema or diet
habit, converted by reasoning,,
swear off, abruptly give up their
old habits, neglect the action of
tho bowels altogether for a week
or two, nnd presently find that
this thing 1 say is the truth.
You must understand that there
Is no such thing as a natural con
stipation habit, for man has no
control, no conscious control by
tho will, over tho function of the
bowel, no more control than man
has over the function of the Htom-.
aeh. fc'o it Is wrong to think of
a constipation habit; .the habit is
merely interference habit; that Is
something man controls. Very
well, then, cease and desist from
Interferlns:, and unfailinclv the
bowel will function normally, and I
remember this, you can interfere
with introespectivo thought,' worry,
anxiety, as well as you can with
a horse medicine pill or an enema
by a fancy name.
gt'KKTlON'S AM) ASVEKS
Wlifn ii Vah (he I lair.
Please tell me how often 1
should wash my hair or shampoo.
nnd wh,?n 11 fe . . . (Miss
'!)
wusiumi uuny or wecKiy or mommy
whatever your custom as it Is
that any other part of tho body
bo washed. Send a stamped envel
ope bearing your address and ask
for instructions for the caro of the
mUr Somo Persons have to wash
hand, too frequent washing tends
to make the hair dry, harsh and
brittle in some cases. These con
siderations aro dealt with in the
monograph on tho care of tho hair.
Heaven Forbid I mll Jjitcr .
Here I am, skinny and how. 1
Twenty-four years old. 62 inches
tall, and weigh 04 pounds. Will
you help ine to Put on some of I
that comfortable flesh you tell
about, or maybe even a curve or
two. If( you will, I'll bo tempted
to kiss you . . . (.Mrs. II. K.)
Answer. Well, later, maybe.
Meanwhile, send a stnmpcd envel
ope bearing your address and ask
for Instructions for gaining weight.
When you get up to 125. pounds
call around somo day. when Mr.
K Is busy and we'll arrange for
easy payments. -
3lllk Wrsns Cocoa.
In our school they are giving
the children of the first grade their
eholco of mlik or cocoa made with
milk for their midforenoon lunch.
Of course our son chooses cocoa.
Ho gets one-half cup. Khali we
let him have it Instead of milk?
PlenBe keep on telling about crl
being Infectious. 1 am sure they
need such education In our schools.
(Mrs. W. C.)
Answer. It would be better to
offer all the children milk, nnd
permit only those who really can
not take milk to havo tho substi
tute. Cocoa gives a false sense
of satisfaction of appetite without
giving the actual nourishment that
milk does. They have to pretend
to believe that some "colds" are
not infectious, in school. Other
wise the so called "children's dls-
eases" might become loss prevalent
nnd the health authorities, littlo
tin doctors, etc., would have noth
Ing to do. ,
(Copyright, John F. Rlllo Co.)
Trnpiiers, .Mlentlon!
Tho fur season will soon bo here.
Wo can mako money for you with
our connections. Let us estimate
on your furs before you ship.
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Brisbane's Today
(Continued from Page One)
might beat Iiis wil'r, when lie
thought it necessary, but only
with a slick or club riut thick
er than his thuiiib."
PuttliiK through a now tariff is a
complicated process, You read that
tho "sugar, group," ' interested' In
the lmpotbuit Aruevlcan .industry
of beet sugar production, hair Bperit
$,r)0l,fl00 "to boost tho tariff.': That
expenditure is admitted by tho sec
retary of tho beet sugar associa
tion. ':!;. . ' . -
Just how tho $300,000 was spent
will never be known in detail. Hut
it is revealed that tho association
spent part of Its mnnoy on "agltn
tion to free the Philippines."
If we free those poor Filipinos
they won't be able to send sugar
to. the United States without pay
ing a high duty.
So our sugar men say: "How
can yon bear to hold those poor
Filipinos in bondage?"
On the other hand, the Intelli
gent Filipinos say: "Wo don't
WANT lo be free. We want lo be
long to our dear Undo Sam, ir free
dom is going to cost us money."
Mr. Lehman, lieutenant governor
of New York, advocating a state
pension for the aged, observes Hint
a pension for the aged is no more
"revolutionary or socialistic" than
caring for dependent children.
4
Man's attitude townrd old age
has been gradually changing for
500.000 years. Somo savages- ate
the old, combining economy with
P11'- , nrt 11,0 we1re, IW''8"'I
ed that It was quite right, for it
had always been done.
Some tribes turned useless old
people adrift, or loft them behind
when moving camp.
Dwellers In Ihc fur north put the
aged, with a small supply of food.
Inside a hut of solid ico, then
blocked up the entrance with a
close-fitting block of wet Ice, leav-
ing starvation and suffering (o take
tnetr course.
Modern "civtlltntlon" Improves
II, Hliiir.il ln
kirunit'it:
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India
I. French eon
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6. Myielf
7. Worthless
louring
ft. Nostril
9. Pertnlnlnff to
, ft certuln can
tlncnt
on that by letting the old woman
or man shift for herself or him
self, like an ld horse turned out
on tho roadside
Uindon's automobilo show ills
plays some interesting novelties,
and emphasizes tho American auto
mobile industry's dominating posi
tion in world markets.
The cheapest Uritish six-cylinder
car costs $1200. Near it stands the
American six-cylinder Chevrolet, a
fur hotter car, selling for $0.r0.
Tliat's hard competition,- and the
cry "liny Uritish" does not wipe
out the price und quality differ
ence....'. Clemcnce ' Voroshilov, 'Russian
war conitnisBiir, says war must
surely come between capitalism und
tho proletariat.
Therefore. Kussia is engaged on
a five-year program, which, Voro
shilov thinks, will make capital
ism behave, or conquer it, if neces
sary. ,
f
The proletariat, which means tho
mass of Russian workers, has, of
course, nothing to say about war
and pence. Their business is to
cheer all official decisions.
In that, they are like the prole
lariat in other countries.
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Quill Points
A "pi-nfe.sBional Smitbcriu'r" han
bn'on rxpo.sfd In Now York. A
Hfiu'clitif bis rooms rrvoaletl u
total absence or calomel. .
In KuIa n few men boss the
povcrnmont and control all Indus
try. What's so unusual about Hint?
It Is yet too early to tell whether
tho tariff or the drouth In Turke
stan will mako the turkey cost
more this year.
It Isn't need that makes1 n
wonum buy a new frock, hut
tho lasilnir 1him that the net
0110 will make her look right.
The best training for a yes-man
IT 6WS M GRfiAT PLASUr5i: TO
INTR0DUC PAWT VHO VAULL
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!Do You Remember?;
VI.-MtS A) TODAY
(From fill's ot the M11II Tribune.)
(XioliL-r 21. lll
WiiHhlnislon. In mllo of Illness
Pronifinni Wilson altcmuts to cnU
tlcad luck lit lubor-onpltal confer
ence over collective barBuining.
Clnroneo Johnson, cx-convlct ac
cused of kllllns Mrs. Kunlco Free
man, W. C. T. V. worker in Tort
land. f - " t
rhuiiio Clark declares ho will
aealn bo candidate tor procidentia!
nomlnution.
Simidue: retiounid falls Tues
days. Thursdays; and Fridays with
a matinee on Saturday.
Brown
" amusement carnival
opens.'
U. S. Sunato told that unless
labor sli'lkcs stop and Ked aiilla
tions end, government will bo over
thrown. ' '
TWHNTY YKAUS At) TODAY
(From files of tho Mull Trlbuno.)
October SI, J0
John H. Allen Issues larKo boost
er pamphlet claiminK Medford and
Jackson county population "la now
6,000 nnd by 1U10 Medford will
undoubtedly bo a city of 00,000."
Edgar Hater declares as soon
as 1". and II. reaches Butto Falls,
he will have two largo sawmills
there in operation.
First U. R. Federal court holds
session in Medford, with commer
cial club as court room.
Frank Weston sells 12 acre orch
ard for $20,000 nnd Waller Mundy
sells 200 acre ranch to Towsend
Creamery of Portland for J20.000."
Autoist in Washington D. C, ar
rested because his motor car
"belched forth volumes of ill
smelling gasoline and smoke."
is to caddy for a fellow who asks
If his seventh stroke doesn't mako
four.
Every community has at least
one family whose numerous con
nections aren't good at anything
except lying for one another in
law suits.
Ellher the talkies aro Improving
rapidly, or else It's because a gluo
factory isn't so bad after you get
used to It.
Americanism: Educating the boy
so ho will have a better chanco
than dad: supporting him in idle
ness because he can't find a Job
good enough for u youtli of his
class.
The way to become a great
steel executive is to posses the
kind of shrewdness that will pay
a slick stranger $25,000 for. his in
fluence with tho weather man or
something.
Washington police are accused
of covering up a killing. Any dull
Bhould know that Isn't ono ot thoy
crimes police are supposed to cover
up. '
The poor wo have with us
always, but almost nny modern
cait refer to Ills otlici pants
without seeming; lioaslful.
Nature evens things. California
has all the earthquakes, but the
r iorion nnlivc gets anout the same
results from swamp ague.
Correct thin sentence: "I can't
help earn tho llvlnu," said the flap
per wife, ".so I do my part by
studying Jim's tastes and making
his life pleasant regardless of my
own desires."
Beautiful Women
Use Mello-Glo
lira 11 lies who cm.rd their com
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its oolnrinir matter Is approved
by tho Government. Tho skin ne.ver
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more sinout h ly u nd prod uces a
youthful bloom. .Made by a new
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Powder stays: on longer. Jnrmin
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See
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OPTOMETRIST
404 Medford Bldg.
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