PAGE FOUR MKDTORT) MATL TRTBUXE, MEDFORD, QREfiON, FRTDAY, OCTOBER 18, 1920.' Medpord Mail Tribune Ikll, turxltr. WmUt Published bf MIDFOHD f HUNTING CO. M-IMI N. Fir St. BOBKRT W. HVUl, Editor I. IUMJTKB SMIT1I, Mum Aa lDdepDdtot NtwtpifMr BoUrvd m iwood tlua uttar it kr Act of Hue S, 18r. UBSCKI1TI0N BATH tf MII Id AdTtncc: DUlj, with Sunday, year t.B0 Dally, with Buoday, nontb It Dally, without Sunday, yrar .50 Dally, wlUwut flunday, month..,.,,.. .85 Hackly Mall Trlbuw, oo yew 1.00 Sunday, om year 8.00 By Carrier, In Adrance In Mtdord, Asblind, jMiMotllla, Central Polot, PbomU, Tmlant, Uold HJll and on Hlxhvaya: Dally, frith Bunday, nontb I .To Dally, 1Uhdi Bunday, nontb 00 Dally, without Bunday, on JUT T.00 Dally, wltb Bunday, oh year 1.00 Ail terau, casb In adTane. HKMRKB OF TUB ABSOCIATKO PHUI Beeelrlm Full Leased Wire Bmlw Tha Associated Fresa la eieluiliely entitled to tba um for publlratlon of all new dlipalchea credited to It or otherwise credited In thle paper, and also to the local newi pubUihad herein. Alt rlfhu for pultllcaUoi o( ipecU dlapatebN ereln axe also resened. Official paiier of the City of Hertford. Official paper of Jackson County. Sworn dally amue dreulatlan for til ndlni April lit, 1829, AMI. Adrertismc RepmenuUm M. C. MutiKNBKN A COMPANY Ofrieee In New York, Chleafo, Detroit, ftuelKo, Lot Angela, Result, Portland. Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry tilnco Senator lluflln. Iho emi nent Alabmna bigot find braggart Ihih attacked Albert 13. Full, it is BUfo to bot that Mr. Full will be ucqultted. The law to make the buyer rquully guilty with the seller of intoxicating liquor, 1h putting the right foot forward, but should have an amendment wishing tho home brewer the beat of luck. Pictures of "tho youngest and toughest inmate of FolBom prison' who escaped tho grim, gray walls In a coffin, reveal that ho Is the possessor of noodle pointed side burns. Because of same, tho world Is not surprised that he was caught, but is amazed that ho over got away. Mil, IIAUXUY GETS THEM (Ynciuliui Hay News) ' Mr. Willis C. Huwlcy has visited - his constituents at Tolodo and Nowport and talked liver and harbor Im provements and gathered data of tho needs of harbor and river for use In tho coming session of congress, Mr. llaw lcy has been doing that very same thing for the past 20 years, and it's about time for results. It's about ttino an upstate school ma'am administered a paddling to tho son of a promlnont citizen, und roccivod extonsivo mention on tho front page and tho odltorial page, on tho samo day. Tho extremely young of tho burg uro coming along flno with their Installation of teeth, the upstarts doing their own dental work. They Bi-o right nt the stago' when they will try their tcoth out on any thing oven a carrot. In later years they will find it difficult and ono of tho main problems to provide material to furnish exor cise for their teeth. "Miss CIraco Timms Is enjoying a visit fro man old college chum this week" (Notl Notes). Some thing elso for tho editor to laugh off! Colonel J. Aggravation Fogg spent a few hours this morning In our midst. If ho never comes buck, It will bo too Boon. Hural washings left out all night ore being liberally punctured Willi blrdshot. by tho uccidvntnl dls rhurgo of shotguns in Iho hands of careful hunters. A contest to find out what one would do If one had $1,000,11110 looms. This Is a very pleasant pastlnio. It is hoped some of the contestants till the truth, viz: If they had $1,0(10,000, they would try to get another $1,000,000, HUES FOUND MAKING HONEY (lldllno Del Norte Trlp llrato.) Ilelleva It or not. Tho tax cussing season has opened. Tho veteran cussors have been assigned to the windows where they will havo a place to rest their elbows. lllSTOItY OF HADIO The alchemist learned (Anil of course ho -was burned For so ovll a work without Pity) If tho night was quite dark Viiu could raise a hot spark Hy massaging tho hldo of kitty. And old Volta he died. And Frero Ampere beside, Hut their passing was nary torrent . To the nltle ellto Who had little tn eat ' Whllo they fiddled around with tho current. Then Marconi arrived, And Do Forest connived To glvo voice to the air . Perhaps neither Could have ever deduced What a force had been loosed In vibrations that tickled ether. And for years they have sat And havo marveled thereat. And have heard what was for them to hear. Jlenco Announcers who wlieeae And sopranos and cheese ' Aro rewards for n long perse verance. (Chicago Dally News.) NEW YORK. The odds against (wins are l to 1, against triplets J 0,00 to 1. The United Hospital fund had made some deductions from blrtt) statistic of 1$ hospitals. WHAT PRICE HUNTING! AT Hie present tiint it is more than one's life is worth to rouni iibout the city suburbs or meander hIouk the country highways. , A perfect iiriny of male citizens is abroad, raiifiiiiK from boys in pinafores to old men with lonjf beards, hlazin: away with double-barreled shotguns, at all times of the day or night, at anything that remotely resembles a pheasant or u quail. The slaughter miiuiif; roosters and tame canaries must have been tremendous. "No hunting" signs seem to make no differ ence, nor do the ordinary rules of family privacy. The family sleeping porch is held no more sacred than the buck-yard gnr agc. We know at least one innocent rancher who carries a load of bird shot where his back collar button should be; and there is a certain pet dog, that never roams from the property of its owner, which has been trying to scratch out a peek or two of li-B shot for four days. 'TMr.BHH is a law against a. Hasn't the time come to see is also a law against shooting on a person's property without his permission. This law, it seems, should also be enforced. Hunting is good sport and the open season is here. Hut there should be some limit to what the people of this county, both rural and city dwellers, must be forced to endure. While we have often believed we have too many laws rather than too few, we do feel there should be a statute prohibiting boys under ten years of age from roaming at large with loaded shotguns. NK thing is certain. If such a situation as exists at pros- V- out is allowed to continue, the people will soon rise in their wrath and demand the prohibition of hunting entirely, within 20 miles of civilization. It is not only to the interest, of the innocent bystander, but sportsmen as well, that our present hunting laws be strictly en forced, and that it few basic principles of good sportsmanship and common sense be observed by those who now regard the open season as an excuse for blazing away with both barrels nt anything in sight. FAIR PLAY FOR I TS an ill wind that 'IiIowh ho or may not, jret permission Pacifio and San Franeisco; but their effort in this direction lias at least impelled the Southern Pacific to favor a rate change which for many years has worked, ail unwarranted hardship upon tho people of the Pacific Northwest. For many years, Kasterners traveling to the roast via the Northwest have had to pay more than those traveling to Ouli fornia alone. Thin haH been known as the "Shasta differential." Now, according to reports from San Francisco, the Southern Pacific has agreed with other trans-continental lines that the round-trip rates via California and the Northwest should be the same. THIS is as it should be. We would like to commend the S. P. for its generous and public-spirited attitude, but feiir we must ngreo with the San Francisco Kxaminer that itsmain pur pose iu this action "is to block one of the arguments tho Great Northern is expected to use before the Interstate Commerce Commission" iu seeking permi.ssion for the tidewater connec tion at the (lolden (late. However, as we sometimes criticize the S. P. when it is wrong, wo are glad to commend it when it is right. AVe only hope the good results of Uireatened competition may be equally apparent iu other departments of the coast railroad service. A woman authority in New York claims that before marry nig a girl, the man should court her at least three years. That iH somewhat similar to tho American idea of joining the World Court. Pity that poor elephant. Kxeeuted three days after killing a woman; worth $11)0.000 and wasn't even allowed to hire a high priced lawyer. People should feel more confidence in the Lower House of Congress now. For weeks ifr has met and adjourned without doing anything. Atheism would he as much if foolish people got as excited publicity. Home talont si'Mtnn improssi's can to make a vast dry region wet, and Chicago uses Italians. The liipinr traFfie eneourages But what of it? It always lias. "The poets of yesteryear looked more poetie.M So did their poetry, son. MUTT AND JEFF ahcm; fAv boy gocs. iiMfiLL. weu..n i think He's sriN -gMX Is '"1 I ToTT cou-G5:, -WHAT'S H E studying BS TZeW AnV MMUT X&WA mistgb Murrjjj studying, f B A JHf ocs H ll v rM M'TC pf 11 crUi i m w-.x i I - -1 x nt. vi wwi"- - i vt'r. i i ' j 1 y w 1 i r- .- v do. I t I -1 -r-- - T V 1 ..WUAv 1- a- -V I I m v - - Jk I 1 T- 111 lT ' A U U . I -aw . UTA I . 1 'J I M I FT ' v shooting within the city limits that this law is obeyed? There THE NORTHWEST one tfoori, The II.il! lines may, 1o hook lip with the Western of a "menace" 'um Communism about it and gave it as much up. Kussin hires an Ameri crime and corrupts officials. Jeff Graduates With ivjLi-J"Cw'eLt.i ..... . I . i ... ,-wT Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BEADY, M. D. IIim latum ptrUlnlot to panona fatal Ul at bo anaatrvd ur Dr. sradj IT itajnpad, ulf-aildreuFd emelopt la eoeloiad. Uttera abould ba brM and srlttao is Int. Owing to Um Urea Dunbar of Utters raeahad. onbj s tn eu ba anraar ad bara. No rapl, aas ba mad. to giMftaa sot confer alt u IrsuiieUota, aedraaa Dr. eUUta aiwr, W mi9 , turn , Ofll DAILY IIKKAD IS QUITE AMi ItKJIIT. NO MATTER WHETHER llltOWN Oil WHITE Soon after a food faddist or cult healer tircH of a given kind of food and begins to harangue the public by word of mouth, the print ed page nnd eke the air. about the public's diet, the food t h e nolny one lias tired of becomes "poi son." Thus many it queer bird has discovered hrown bread or whole wheat bread and found It o darn good that ha 1h Inevitably driven to the conviction that white brend is "poison." It becomes his mia Kion to save as many people as possible from belnff further "poi soned" by the deadly white bread. Ono mien food expert (self-qualified) has a very smooth flow of rhetoric and an eany-running type writer. He has broadcast so much nT this funny advice about diet that not n few people now Imacino he is a physician, and every little while some unsophisticated writer or speaker actually refers to tho fellow ns Dr. McTwaddle, let us call him. instead of just Mr. Mc Twaddle. It appears the popular estimate of an assertion about a health mat ter is that there is likely to be some sense or even science In It if It Is made by a doctor; very often, though, the public is deceived in this, for maybe the chap Is not physician at all. but a doctor of philosophy or a doctor of dentistry or some other kind of a "doctor" In disguise. White bread Is more attractive In appearance than whole wheat bread, to some persons; It has a finer textttre and makes better toast than the whole wheat bread does. For some of us the flavor of white bread Is more pleasing than tho flavor of whole wheat bread. As for the mineral elements or salts In white bread and in whole wheat bread, the latter has most of them, but what of It? Unless one intends to suhsist exclusively upon brend this Is a consideration of no practical importance, since wo ordinarily depend on fruits and vegetables to provide the mineral elements the body requires. The same holds true for tho vitamin content there Is little or no vita min It In pood white bread, and qulto some In whole wheat bread. Ttut don't let the propaganda' of the jazz health experts worry you about that. There's vitamin Tt ra- ore In nil sorts of vegetables. fruits, other whole sralns. wheat bran, peas, beans, liver, kidney. Provided you can afford 01 ob tain other tilings than bread to ent. It Is merely a matter of tnstn: whether you should eat whlto, bread or whole whont bread. Ora' ham or whole wheat bread makes mighty good eating when It Is prop erly baked; at least it Is on at tractive ohantfe from white, now anil then, for most persons. oriwrioxs and AxswF.ns.n Out of tho Presidential Km Our son, aged 0, gives us much trouble and Is himself greatly em barrassed by bed wetting. Is there Anything that ran be done to cor rect this? J. J. W. Answer. Dr. Itnlph C. Ilamill maintains that In all eases of bed wetting In children the child can be dry if he wants to; just as you or I can wake up at i In the morn ing instead of 7, If we mnke up our minds to do so without fall, for some important occasion. The trick Is to teach nnd train the child to nsMUtne responsibility for his conduct tn sleep. We hail n talk about this hero n few weeks ago. Send stamped envelope bear ing your nddreMS and ask for In structions for correcting bed wet ting, and be sure to say that the child is yours. No such boy should be allowed to drift along a wet. A wet can never become presi dent. Wife Can't Prosy for Husband. Kindly send me your advice how to quit mnoklng. My husband has smoked excessively for years . . . Mrs. M. n. Answer. Madam. I can assure you there Is nothing you can sneak Into your husband's coffee that will make him quit smoking. Nor enn you serve i his proxy in the battle with his old flame. If ho wants to break away he must do alt his own quitting. You had better con fine your efforts to the helpful and the Honors of War 1 1 - - ' . i , i . ."T ' . . I ' ' ' ' " ' " !" ' t.... .... ... , ... and nnlana, sot to dlaaaaa dUvnila or iraataurt always graceful business of serv ing tlie poor fellow good coffee. A man who gets a cupful or two of good coffee for breakfast finds it easy enough to hold out all day without a smoke or a snifter of hootch. If your husband is in earnest, lot him ask me for such cold consolation and warm help as l may oirer mm. . . Tonsils Doomed. Our son will be 16 in December. He has very largo tonsils and ade noids. Ho Is thin. We want to havo his tonsils taken out. KhouM wo have a specialist do It? Is It better to do it before cold weather sets In? Is it dangerous? p. C. F. Answer. Any physician who does surgery can remove tho ton sils and adenoids as well as any other specialist.- "Weather makes no difference. The operation Is not dangerous unless the patient happens to bo a "bleeder" (her mophllia) or subject to other In sidious or unrecognized disease. Good doctors examine or test pa tient for these "contra-Indlcations" before undertaking such opera tions. Too many "specialists" and "clinic" parasites butcher whole sale and without bothering to make any tests at all even operating on the say-so of some tin doctor nurse or other busybody who corrals the victims and runs them Into the "clinic." 1-Jlectro - desslccation or electro-coagulation (diathermy) In advisable in any case where surg ical removal is fraught with risk, (Copyright John Ifi. Dllle Co.) Quill Points You can always recognize a ce lebrity's write-up of a world series, He uses 837 more adjectives. Tho apple crop Is 10 per cent short this year. Call again in ten days, doctor. As to Palestine's future, no col ony endures unless It can lick the natives without outside- help. AlffUUtlcs art' thing that go together, liko liam and cggH. Tho opMslio is best Il lustrated by rheiiniutisni and a rum bio scut. The more wo see of Austria's efforts to govern herself, the more we respect the Hapsburgs. Ho. hum. Almost a year before Oklahoma' selects another man to Impeach. Americanism: (living two bil lions a year to slick strangers be cause those who back Ford twenty-odd years ago got rich. It's easy to get rich, as Ttaskob says, If prosperity again pays divi dends on the stocks watered to catch suckers. If Mr. Ttrookhart saw liquor un der tho table at a dinner for sena tors, he should tell us whether it was placed thero by waiters or slid out of the chairs. A New York Judge says alien population thwarts reform. Wo seem to remember, too, that man's first effort to reach heaven was spoiled by confusion of tongues. Tho two iHiipIo who lHro yon most, with brldgo talk aro tho woman whoso only Intorcwt Is cards ami tho man fresh from tho dentist's. Fire In an Ohio coal mine has burned five years, nnd as a lat desperate effort to make It go out they might Install some water pipes and pot plants. Tho little king of Houmanla was taken nut of public school he cause boys hit back when ho sock ed them. Yet the knowledge that mortals react that way might save his throne some day. ' MAIL TlilBtitiE DAILY CROSS-WORD PUZZLE AC bo. . , 1. Loor flth I. Footle if animal . Vliroui black llQDld 71. Lerel IS Ft rant bone 14. 1'imm 14. Klltnl 17. Wlae 19 A grant! ion of Moali tl. Narrow board S. Lowfra ii. It I Kit! SR. Tlioniaghfarai nbbr. IV. WannlMj of yarn 3!. A lr r.i. ShU 34. Thnnr Age 37. FnmoUaV gar dn 39. I'nrl 41. Specimen: atilir. 42. Lucky number 44. ItiJlea 10. Onfliti'Hf of dlsroril IU. Wni.li 15, IVrinlrilnfr to n mi 1 1 vary ulantl Solution of Yesterday'! 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Nearly all young Russians ro tltrough military service, and soon Russia will have 5,000.000 trained soldtor8, under 30 years of ape. That Interests Western Europe. Such h crowd BtnrtinK westward with tunks, flying machines nnd modern equipment would call for attention. The young soldiers aro taught that capitalism plans to crush Russia, which it isn't. It is only planning to do business in Russia. Soldiers aro told also that (heir duty is to make the proletariat, the laboring clasB, rulers of the entire world. The fet once got tired of carry ing all the load, and then it was time forthe head to do the carry ing. Hut Iho head is still on top, and the feet still carry tho load. hercvor they go Russian sol diers take hooks with them. That'B bettor than carrying a bottlo of vodka. a In Canada, Ramsay MacDonnld, member of tho Socialist party, addressing-labor unions, tells them that changes must be mado by evo lution, not by revolution. That's how they havo been made in tho past. It Is suggested that space above the tracks of tho Pennsylvania railroad terminal in New York City bo used "for a sporting arena to seat 50.000." The plan is that space belonging to tho Pennsylvania bo used for a prize fight ring with seats around a. IMftrlbnlM 9. Form of life Iniurnoco 10. AmerlraR ti am or lit 11. Political rad ical 16. Small broad beaded nalla IS. "I'ro - Confront S3. Ilemollaliel . 23. Hodge 94. Fathered 26. Primary to Hotci. with a beating1 m(llon 30. Kind of oranga 33. Vonng hart Si, Lent of a corolla IB. Famoai ylolln- Itl 40 Tiili on great delight 43. Ma It peter 46, Lear of a enlyx 47. Hindu deity 49. Shallow rend rn it 61. Haunt of Tic &3. llililil.llnilt of 37 across $4. Uncooked 7. 1'nrt of tha Dlblei abbr. now a 1. Llzunl 8, (. uMo'B lilgll el note 8. 'riimiflprf 4. Instrnmeot for writing t. KxfM C, Cnmpnnlon 7. Mptnlllteroui rock ii it, other siwrts being introduced to help with overhead, when no profit able fight is available f- Prlzo fighting is far from rail roading. It seems unlikely that General Attorbury, head of the Pennsylvania railroad, will devote any considerable part of the Penn sylvania property to fight pur poses. Tho space might be valuable later as an air mail landing. It will bo big enough after develop ment of the "straight up and down" helicopter type of flying machine Is perfected. .. . u Why not a first class office build ing or hotel now, with the roof re served for airplanes? That would be in keeping with the Pennsylva nia's program of progress. A gath ering place for prlzo fights would not be in keeping. . Cock-Eyed World Draws Big Crowd One of the hilarious episodes in the all-talking Fox Movietone pro duction, "The Cock-Eyed World," at the Crnterian, deals with a little red book, given "Top Seargeant Flagg," played by Victor McLaglen, to bis pal nnd arch enemy ."Ser geant Quirt," played by Edmund Lowe, when the latter decides to Icavo the service. Tho little red book contains names, addresses and descriptions of Quirt's various former flames, a goodly number. When tho trans port carrying the marines docks in New York. "Klagg" hurries to the nearest tclcphono booth and calls tho lassies listed in the little red book, lie only locates "Fanny,"' played by Jean llary. She is dated for a rollicking trip to Coney Isl and. All goes well until they meet, the last person In tho world they ex pected to find, Quirt, and then the trouble begins. Still ;ood Friends. NEW YOU K (JP) M rs . Cloria Gould Hishop and her former hus band aro still good friends, though ho married another after their Keno divorce. "He's very sweet," she amplified on her return from abroad, though disappointed that he dbl not meet her at the pier as she asked hy radio. Do You Remember? TRV TEARS AGO TODAY (From files of tho Mali Tribune.) October 18, 1910. t Klamath Falls Legion adopts resolution condemning League of. Nations. Washington Doctors doclde not to operate upon President Wilson, although his condition continues serious. DeValera elected Ireland. president ' of Mercury hits 20 ubove, low rec ord for season. Local Jeweler unnounces sale of threo diamond rings to Mcdford citizens valued at J212&. Public holiday declared in Jack son county for Armistice Day. Lieutenant Hob Deuel will bo grnnd marshal). TWENTY YEAKS AGO TODAY (From files of tho Mall Tribune.) Oct. 18, 1909. Mlko llanley voluntarily agrees to let city enter his property with gravity pipe lino If city will absolve him from any damages. Medford Hardware 'Co. an nounces sule of 15.840 flics during season for trout fishing In Rogue. Edward L. Lane of Boston buys Hunt Lewis orchard near Central Point, paying $35,000 for 40 acres. The rtneue River Fish Protec tive association is to be incorpo rated and a determined ngnc is to be made to closo Rogue rlvec, to all commercial fishing. D. E. Green sells 6000 acres of timber near Trail to eastern con cern for (280,000. 1 STOSIES TACK Hy Mary Graham Bonner 'I'm turning tho time way, way, way, way back, said the .Little Black Clock, "so you cirri meet Jack. lie is very important around this time of the year, but I'd like you to hear how he made his plans in the first place." It seemed to he much cooler. The children actually shivered a little, but they minded the cool air only at first." They had been told by the Little Black Clock to bring their sweaters with them, and they were quite comfortable In a mo, ment or two. Ho led them on and on until" J V . M they came to a castle. It was a most magnificent castle. -But tho , , most beautiful thing about it was ' tho way in which its windows were decorated. Thero were all kinds of deco rations nnd paintings on the win dows, and they were all painted, it seemed, with frosty white brushes. Home of tho painting was going on now. Back of the castle were a great many trees, all of yellow and red and other flaming shades. "Jack! Jack! Jack!" ho called again, and he naked John and 1'cggy to call out, too. So they began to shout: "Jack!i Jack! Jack!" There appeared at ono of the windows the oddest looking person cither of the children had ever seen. Yet there was a sort of dash ing look about him. In fact, he was really quite handsome. "Well, I'm not usually wanted as much us all this! This is a treat. I'll be right down. Pray step in side the castle." The Little Black Clock and John and Peggy walked inside. The great door, decorated much as the windows were, opened of Its own accord for them. Then Jack appeared. "Allow mo," said the Little Black Clock, "to introduce Jack Frost!" (TomorrowJack's Castle") WILLIAMS CREEK LAD' ' FALLS OUT OF. TREE WILLIAMS CREEK, Ore., Oct. 18. (Special.) Victor Sparlln fell from a tree nt school last week when a limb broke with hlin. wrenching his bnck very painfully but not seriously. Mr. Fixlcy drove him to Medford to a doctor's of fice. By BUD FISHER rAisrcR mutt, is Your .boy a STUDENT 015 A FUtMBLT t