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KEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE
DtJlT, Bundv, HMUl
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BEDFORD NUNI1KO CO.
IlltU M. Fir u
IOBKST W. KCU1, binor
Ad lodcpeodtnt thviwm
guild ii Mctod elaa utuc U MaffirtL
hwjs, under Act of lUrdi 8. 1T.
j Mill In Athauca:
Dally, wttti tfuntar, rur IT.60
with Suiuliv. month .T8
Diiiy, vittHMii Bund. )ar... 60
Dally, witlrout Sunday, Boulb 0B
Wetklf Mail Tribute, om year 1.00
iuudij, dim year 8.00
By ttrrirr, to Adune In Medurd, Aililanit,
JaciionOlle, Ontral Point, fboauli. Talent, Uud
Kill and on lligtiwan:
Dally, with BuiHitj, month f .16
Dally, vithout Sunday, Booth . .68
Dally, ftfiout Sunday, om year T.00
Daly, mllh Sunday, om year , ... f.OU
All terms, ea.ib la atlTaoc.
Mi:.Mf!EK OF TUB AKSOCIATKD PHKM
Kwtblirg full Leased Wire Imle
The Associated I'wsi la eielusiwly entttlfd to
tb use for jmbllrttlun of all news dtipilcnai
crrdttMt to It or oUwruIn trrditad In tbti papar,
aud also to tlie local newi pubUabed bertlo.
Ail rlghti fur puuMcaiku ol ipaelal diipateku
aerela are also reterred.
Official paper of the City of Medftrl
Official paper of Jack ma County.
Sworn dally awaee circulation for all awntaj
MKllRK Oct. 1, 19211, 44:iH.
Adrertltlng lfcprentatlrai . ,
M. C. MWiKNBEN WiMPAJIT
Ofricw In Nw York, fliteagu, Detroit, Ian
Frarjclneo, Lo AntfHn, Bealtto, rurtlautl.
Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry
Straw hats an hi'lns Bwappi'd
for sou'wcHtiTK, and the precipita
tion was loo much for many
roofs and Ui ruin-proof rouge.
Til notion mill prevails in mili
tant reform rln'les thai the news
pa pern are In some untluflnahle
iN.'inuer responsible for the crime
wave, ami the bright theory is
howled that if t lie newspapers
would cense ptiblisliliiK accounts of
dark deeds and bloody ones, hu
man devilment would moou be at a
low ebb. The newspapers for
many moons have been warniiiK
notoists uKinst trying to Unoek
loeomotiveH off (he crossings, and
there are more dead lieatrl to that
point than ever. They mint llrn-H
of Sunday churi h nolUus Salordny
.iff ei noon, anil Hie kah silos em
ploy extra help for the Kaldiattt
I ll.sll.
Tli kld have started throwing j
locks at Hie school houses.
OltKIIM,i:!!
" (i rc.-s IHsiutcli) t
Atrs. Uwlng exprpssed the
opinion that Tuuney would
continue to dive a lift? of
leisure, as it Is his opinion
I hat he made enmmh money
In the ring, and any more
would he bMcmttfloiiH.
Congress discarded the deben
ture plan for farm relief a Tier
At ty. U. Aloore spent a week ill
erstlng ll, per orders of the Traf
fic association.
lu response lo a Humdinger,
Jnc, inuuiiy i-e(iiesting us to iikhIii
lal. i bntKH' of the weatlier and
struiuhten It out, will state we will
md touch It for any less than $7to
ami John Calkin's Heat lit the legis
lature. A HlrniiKor Hlotijieit f'liuul Koliin
IIiIh iiioi-nlnK ami n.skM for liln
liri-ukfiiHl .Mr. Hohin wen! oul ot)
Iii- !::.vn mill cxhaiili'il thri'o ' flnll
worms for him. 'I'lit Hlrulii;ir wilil
ho I'oiiltl not nil flail worniM, unit
wanti'il to know wlinro n strnw
herty patch was loratiHl. t'luuil
thotiKlit thin was ton niiii-h, anil
ohnsi'il1 thf br-KKiiv off Ills plaro.
'I'tir vaualimul hrairil lirofnnlty
upon him unil hviuleil south.
MiH' Hi'ft lost four, pounds tills
wilt. but has been unablu to fluil
ii pair of sir.iles thnt will corrobo.
r.rte hor. '.. . .
oAimixt; hi. ami: i-'imod
Ami romp 1 may, but RO I must,
ami if men utk yuu why,
You hiny 'put- Hie lilunio on the
Htnra unit tliu sun and the
red road ami I ho sky.
, (Puetry).
Two of our prominent Htorin
lewers foiKot lo eloi; up and in
uuilate the sidewalk yesterday
when the heavy dew fell.
Moll lire nt'eused of wpendlnK
lmiru money for c-osmetles than the
women. 1ml until the mules learn
never to buy a pair of uhoes thai
are comfortable, they will never
look like. anyllilnK.
The cows will have to eat dls
otorcd hay next winter.
Some of our pro ml nen t public
men are said to have been ex
ceptionally tl nl 1 as schoolboys. Wo
find this easily credible ( Punch).
- The meanest dig f Uie fiscal
year.
- .INMLKS .
Candles should be lit before the
party enters the dining room, but
licipicutly they are not. Tho ImM
may remnrkv",lwnlt it Hk her lo
forget?" To which Ihe guests re
ipooil sympat bet lea My. " Yes. ours
always does, loo." Tin bust then
proceeds to light the candles and
extinguish the electric lights, un
less they are very thoroughly
shaded so that t bey do not give
much light anyway. The em) of
the match employed may now he
left on the serving table or tossed
into a dark corner.
of course, tM'inl-darkncKM is
rather had If thero Is a fish
course. On the other hand. It
serves to conceal the black urea no
spot on the white door leiidlng' to
Die kitchen anil also makes It h s.
ji opulent that the sliver on the
sideboard was not polished last
Wednesday urn It should have been.
lOmls of old candles should be
kept bandy ln n kitchen drawer.
They will prove InvahiuMo op
t hose occasions when the Heel rtc
lights fail and leave ymi In the
dark, wondering whether there
has been a thunder storm in the
neighborhood, or a hlt has broken
In Ihe power house, or somebody
lias been caught in tlie machinery.
(UaUimore Sun.
SOME ADVICK FOR THE CLASS OF 1929
THIS is trnuluiil ion si-hsmu iiihI toniglil the iiiciiiIm-is of llir
Class (if l'Jl'fl, M. If. S.,'saliy forth to cillfcj or to take
tlifir tflwTsiii the colli, uriirl world.
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1)111! of tile prllllltii'S (ll till
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llll Jl UJ J1IK, IliC 1II1ISI IISII'II in 11 iiii 111 aiii. j 1 1 iiiim.--
tin; I(i);h School railiintcs of todny differ iiiateriall y from
those of a generation aj-'o, this advice is (toinj; to enter one
youthful ear ami rapidly eiiicriie from the other.
It was ever thus. Youth is invaiiahlv hored hv old folks'
'yt
words of counsel; and the old folks iiivariahly find the invi
to indulfte. in them irresistihle.
So we see no reason why v.e should not join in this pen n
uial piistinie.
And what we shall say at least will have the virtue (if hrcv
ity. Kor our only advice is this:
"o.'T w.vn'lf tiik Clock."
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O in. liter whiir vmip job m;iv ho. J'n,ur't nU'dif limo. Ami
I lie best wnv 1( foruet about
in wbat, you are iloinir tlutn in wJiat yi lire k'uk I i I
lor doiii"; it .
That iniiy sound simple. "Well, ii IS simple. Hut it js hm
tttnirjbiii"; lior fen' yon ii"; people om do it, find it is more 11s
It'iiisbiiiy; liow closely ifuil slniin comes to divitlin this world
into those who f'nil or merely "get Ity," and tho.se, who, in a
real sense, make p;ood.
They tall; about the hx opportunities of the golden fist.
Mut no one ever heard of create' opportunities than the world
offers now to those youn people, who positively refuse to lie
mere time-servers.
The world is simply full of time-servers. The ovec-supply
in this direction would make the wheat surplus look like a fam
ine year in China.
Jiut the time-DKKIKiiS, the eoclt-SCOI.Kl!S,-asfc any
business man Wiry are scarcer than one-horse shavs on Jirond-
way, and more in demand than
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bile Show.
w, niMh ,uki Willis, ii you warn in niaue n ;iiiu sih'ccns iii
lllill its. nut. votir mind on
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-nui iie.i ciir iir nil'
The moment, fhe. boss savs of
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I U- fylli-f IM-WI- UIIIIHS
soul iii the work.'
lhiu't wurrv. You havi
lil'i'lucnt minority that signs cheeks, clips coupons and no.dr ?h name ff "t!i c-imm .n
i iii i i e i i i- i i 'cold." Indeed, that is precise-"-y
longer needs to heed words ol advice, delivered upon gradim- , why thl. (U,4.:o,-s or v : euich :n-
t imi day. ! drills who- would tell us - what
I caii:;es and how to prevent "t h
' j common cold" reirnhi from tell mi:
HOW TO REFORM THE STOCK MARKET u deflnilety what it lr. "The com
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lIKDlCTIXtJ nu ultimate money panie, world-wide in scone, j
unless
volume of
bet speculators is curbed, an
mm ot Worhl s Work ...sku
liuiltii'u litililii! (lorlnnilioii on I
M'llli'liii'iil phin of AincririMi slock i-xcliu iifji'M mill Kiilistil iMo
t lie? weekly or l'ortnijlill,v system used in Miu'ope.
Six billion (liilliirs, siiys the eililoriiil, Inis been pill into tlie
''ciill ntoney jitit, " liy eniilnlists, liiiinnriielni'ei's nnil business
liniises willi surplus I'linds, which enn be withdrawn within a
I'ew hours if neecssiii'V.
"There can lie no donbl. Unit the daily set I lenient pliin makes
possible perilous eonl'iiMon and fnnilic. stampedes', when miy
lliini; in the mil lire of a panic is in the air, " it is slated. "Willi
daily elearini's the public can
insanely; just so it can sell in a
slock j'Xelianne loan made at Id o clock may he called at noon
or any lime Ihcivnl'er. A London luan on the I'ort tiilit ly plan
cannot he called for two weeks,' and the interest rate, is defi
nitely fixed lliroiioh that period.
" It would seepi time for lb
nient on ibis fad and make
tllnnrdi it miohl. stir up many of the spectacular leaders of bull
opcral ions lo I'nrther denunciations of (be board for interfer
ence with their Kloriinis (.'anibliiii; drives.
"A weekly or fortnightly clenriiii; or set I lenient plan should
most positively cut down the duplication of the haiiillino of
seciirilies and liiiyiueuts, reduce greatly the numlier of flurries
in money rales, aud also diminish the borrowiii; on demand
when rates have ijonc up to extravagant heights.
"(Jnile aside from the present huiigliui; situation! the call-
money market in Wall Street
li-fjil iinntc liusiiicsN opcrat ions
sucked $i;,lilH,lllt,ntMI into tho pot culled lu-okcrs loans, iind sive hut unsuccessful. 1 i-onstder
that. pot. now completely dominates tho credit situation in two!'""1' no nf 'Iu' nnt,s'
. . i things wo m t in a good paper. I
hemispheres., lllke a ivt.el even if he occasion-
Tinier tlie dailv scllleinent rule, the lenders can eail oul!illl' lv:,fit'1, 1,11,1 '" nailing
. . iii- I gnod humor takes (he sling out ol
this money the same day they lend it. Then the liorrnwer, il' anything yon :'. More power to
pinched, will have to liorrmv elsewliere at whatever rate lie is xv- F- f . .
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w i
dollars Ihe risk lo the stiilulity
world is nhvi
MUTT AND JEFF
MUTT, r'M 5 O
Hungry i could
AT A BoiLt
tftBY:'TH' SOCIAL
LIMfi IS SO DFlMD
HCR IKJ WASHtN6T0N
We CAN'T GGT
AMY IKWlTATlOWS TO
tiwe out: it's
AvwFul!
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slllllltioll IS tllllt, Wilfllier tllCV
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tinH'. is Ifi take inon inlercst
certified checks at an aiitomo.
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voiir'ioli and take it awav I'rom t
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M'iir iilH'l lllill, Dili U I, I lie M a l l .
you: '
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"l llllir, OIIJ IS JllSl. Iieatl illltl i j(
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irrived. l on have joined th;1'
loans being made to stock mar-
editorial appearing m the .nine
tin: Fedenil lsci-vfl'. Board to
In; iiniposiil to iiliolmh tliu iliiilv
rush in at nnv nfoment and liny
frenzy of fear. A New York
Federal Ucscrve Hoard to com
some public declaration, even
Inis lu'comc a tlirccl menace to'
llirongltout the world.
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r ,i . , I'll- f1
,i i'ii i i ( 1 1 ii nno iMiiooiii ut
ol' the nionev markets of the
Who's Who in Washington
SouP liMC DcwM HeRe.
alc you gotta to
IS 3T IM UNG. AMt
6cT two Bowls of
Sou? foR u5 AMU
yOO VMt'LL 6,ATJ
Personal Health Service
ly WILUA'li ZKADY, K. D.
Blffr.4 letUr. wUtrfog to pmonil bHltk uA bjrn, not to dlaotM dityDOtfo IT
mttnsuiC, lll l mvirl .f Or. Briilf II 1 UkiuyA, ull addi.iud umipt it .ucll.
Lettrn sboulil bo brlf uid wr!Uo In Uik. Owing to Uio Ury number ot UUmo ro
calfad, onlf If" can bt answerwj beri. No
mg to injiracticua. Acarwa ar. vriutata
IMMUNITY IS SPECIFIC AND RELATIVE
To nay Ihiit immunity la Kpticifi'
and H'lutivy fiouutU almost an. i(
KiitHtfiu liicmy. lint Immunity
auin:U dint-iiHe is a HUbject thuf
c it 11 v. c r u a
aii'l should intrr
0 s t everybody
who .can -n.-aii ;oi'
li st 011. We 'ro net
going to' (ail
theory at
about
nil. UVri- lelliiiL'
only what we
Knciw. ,
Scientte 1b 110
men's fool not
even the most, jei ndile medical edt-
tor's. Hcieoce is kuowledKo ol houiclc) acid dissolved in water
facts. JmmuLl y Jh a scientific ' y " lvi-l teaspnonful ot boric
fact; "IteHrsiance" is merely a lirUl to I,,nt r h'dlefl water
theory which was conceived Iowa "'ke n antiseptic which is not
bcl'oro we. learned about immunit v. ; V(!,'.v IrrltatiiiK to the eyes and is
and, like many tit her old tra- "icrctore much used, a it Is cheap,
ditiuim or IheorieH the idea of "ie- ' believe too proloiiKcd or habitual
sisKince" iierHiHiH in Hie niinrlu of ,IS(1 PVf tb' Hale antiseptic is
even the older doctors. However,
there is no "resistance" apart iron, ,
immuuity. nor is there any e.seii-
tlal purpose served hv obstinately
HIiiKhiK to the fancy of "resist-
nm-e," as-some doctor and Borne .
medical editors do. - ;
I have often said that no fmc !
can honestly guarantee to erne
anything, but of courne this does :
not nullify the truth of what liar-.
mini was said to have said. '
It is Hcientiticallv correct to sav :
tlmt tbeie is no siu-h ibiny nh.
lute immunity against any known
WPIW?- Kv"n 11 R(mt mav lluvt'
(uheiciilosis; even a person who
has had the measles' may have i(
again i hough this is almost as
.I..-.. f.U illml Hill. tlll..-r.!.!,.
I Kvcn a person who has been sue
ecssfuily vaccinated against smal!-
pox may nevertheless have- Hmall-
tnv I hiiiiL'h iIiik ton in voi-v nil.
usual.
Since no one Is willing lo dcrim
mean no cum pel em miol )-:)
or health authority -1 lhi:ik it i;-.ir
and reasonable to assame there ;
,i, .n.. ........ i(i..iMtii..,i ,m
mon cold" is, mire ly a theoretical
conception, not a scientific iact.
It seems to no unpossiniu ut pro
duce a "common cold" by mean.';
'of any ol ih predisposing-or caas-l
i "J""., T'":!!"!.1
OL lilt: llicun i nui in nuuitl ii.iscr
us iiccepl as respousilitu for I he I
vague ailment.
ll is absurd to imagine that any
serum, vaccine, bacteria or "shots"
will immunize one against "colds,"
unless I he vaccine or bacteria is
made from tin specific genua ..iso
lated by cultures from t ho indi
vidual lesions, lu other wordn.-ymi
must have a hair of tho dog that
bites you if you hope lo ticcftitre
ia this way .'immunity to diminish i
tho ireipieuey or the seventy ot
llio attacks.
All of our soIdim'H in tho world
war were immunized against ty
phoid lever: that protected then:
from typhoid but of course it. did
md protect them a trains! the fhj.
Iiumimily is always specilic. never
L'ciu'iiil. uno mb'ht ncoiiiie- im-
inanity against, say, diphtheria, j
sufficient to prevent that disease
In ordinary circumstances, but it
would not make one less liable to
have meningitis or tonsolilis; diph
theria immunity is effective only
against the diphtheria baciiiiis or
it h toxin, it is effective only
in snriicieiit degree to protect
nuainst all ordinary infection with
1 diphtheria; an immunized child
i might conceivably have
lfnhtlu-ri:i I
if exposed to an ovrewheiming in
fection, just as a person may have
measles a second time.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Tricophytosis
My daughter ia afflicted with-that
foot trouble, the gmm of which is
to oleiittfiil nrouiol oublie swim
lag pools. The doctor has been
treating her with the
electric
n.iejll.. wlii. h weenis In be evnen-
t''HH-irocuiiou migiu Do n,vuions where nobody
goou way io uesimy ine inngus oi ;
parasite ol toe itch. u in 'eld s )
ointment ts a cure in many cases
It is made of .1 per cent salicylic i
BOSSj SLIP M 1 NIX-L X. Alvi'T IN 6o O(0j 6CT I6J VAHY. X CAN'T DlNel "S5
' A DIM6 roR SYMPATHY UJlTH LIM AMl THSY'LLI vWlTH A LOT OF r- "lf B LUB '
A crcrx' J tMS0RGANIl CHAIilTY. 6IU YoO A BUMS. THey ) g 4 ' jgSS
lZ tmspcnsi mg -r--i social rZ- h? '
JN t.iSr-a L.,-. W Mum THc-Kfi - yl ' EH :iv y.VAV -JVUU el TJ 4 SV Ouitlf V
rtplj eao bt uada to qorriea 09! iuoln
tiraay, 10 cu 01 0111 Mwapar.
arid, r pur cent benzoic achl, and
petrolatum, (..rease the allected
portion of skin ouce daily fur not
more than u week, ilieu Ui-scou-liime
the Halve and wait a week or
two to wee whether the troubla
clears up:- If not, iv it a lew
more daily'appljcatioiis.
Eye Strengthening Obsession '
Kindly tell me whether the regu
lar use of horacle acid eye wa.h
MJ,nKthen the eye. . (Mrs. it ;
Ann. This is a frequent query.
Kviilenlly there is a vag'ie impres-
sion tnut norl: Il(-"ld has Home reme-1
,tiat o" the eyes. It has no
sm'n rlc 1 formerly calleu ,
ia,ll,,r I'-Jmious to the eyes, iri
w,Kh waH the w.v,'a use t,le
imitation of tears you can.
mai;o a rounded teuspocniui of
"''1 alt in the pint of boiled
water. This is less Irrimtins than
,,(,rit: ili Ui- -Kxcept in certain
aci,,i itlamnmtiona or injuries,
Ihore is no advanlage in u.sinK anti
H"ldics in the eyes,
P'ospecttye Nurses Out of Luck
1,0 know m a hnspltul that
wil1 take a mn'He Htu'i(t wl,rt nas
had only two years of high school"
( Miss J. R K.)
: An. Write tho state board of I
nurse examiners at your own state
'capital for information about train
ing schools.
(Copyright John P. Uillo Co.) ,
Qaill Points
Mexico is
It. l- i- Ciill.-s
d with its neck
';i: binj;ton is als
ii .(V pt-eeedellt.
the home, of
Mr. c,:iiin will like Heaven, whore
llie lost shall be first.
I.il.
U nil,
rattn-: A darned rebel who
The secret of bein a great ma?
a;ane editor is to pii-k the stories
you like aud like what the crowd
likes.
In (he
loft-o- or
chicken
salad. ,i
old days, a idalo of
I ii Ii I v scraps was
feed instead of 11
Tlie special session in relievo
farmers has overlooked one thing,
ll hasn't provided tin' import duty
to raise the price of overalls.
Low golf scores are to bo ex
pected in a laud ihat can get more
work done by pretending it's fJ
o'clock at " o'clock.
Americanism: Keeling as good
...i i . i
Un a bottle of goo because the ad !
says it will give you pep.
It will take .Mr. Kinslein a lorn;
time to educate a wo ld thnt mint
wait for a solar eclipse to check
up on each lesson.
A
German observer says mon-
keys seize a new tov eagerly bui: tllMAOO, June b. (,P) Seelf
iniekly tiro of it, which seems to inK ,,,f '""'l major triumph uf
indU-at thai .Mr. Jmrwin wasn't
far wrong.
Ftpintlty Is making progress.
In tin nhl days, none but the
u pint cbiNs could get drunk at
a dinner. ,
'The duly sal way lo keep from
get ting fill is to select ancestors I
inclined to be skinny.
You'll notice that most of the
cords for longevity are made in
can count
allow
Shakespeare foresaw the coming!
f prohibition and Ringer ale. Wit-I
MAIL TRIBUNE
DAILY CROSSWORD PUZZLE
ACROSS
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id tin J'liillp.
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hut
lf, 0it;rtle nolo
0. Moral rora-
niuntl no-iil
Si. 1 re rlalliiir
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"JJost thou think, because thou
virtuous, thero shall bo no
cakes and ale? Yes, and ginger
shall be hot in the mouth, too."
There are no great poets now.
Kven a layman can tell what these
modern bards are talking about.
Correct this sentence: "Once I
get well," said be, ''I'll never for
M't the gooil resolutions 1 made
while sick."
AVAS1IIXOTOX, June G. (P)
Authority for the secretary of in
terior1 to divert the channel of the
main canal of the Klamaih irri
gation project from the city of
lv l:nnilt" was asla'u ln a "Ul
introduced today by Iteprosenta-
tive iiiuier ot Oregon. The meas-
j Ul'' would provide Sli'Hi.OOU for the
, wm'k- 'hich is intended to remove
;,llp hazard to life and health of
people of Klamath Falls.
Vnn Puscii Trains
inc l J "leing season, v-iyoc an
( Dusen. sturdy son of Man o War,
ami winner of the Kentucky derby,
today was ouarteied at the Wash
ington Park track,, to prepare for
the $ti, 000 American derby on
June 15.
4
KiHlo-ito Detroye!.
LONDON, June ti. 1? A Rou
ter dispatch from Constantinople
states that enormous damage was
caused by a fir which destroyed
large pun oi t no port oi kouosio
on the Kuropean bank of the Sea
of Marmora a ho tit' eiilit m lies
eight miles
! west of Constantinople.
SAN FRANCISCO, June'O. (P)
Pishop Kilwanl 1,. Parsons, dis-
, eussing the proposed union of
; eburches here yestei day before the
!s,!lI l edoration of Churches, said
'It must be Inclusive of nil ' Chris-
(thins not reuuiring adherence to
any uniformity of worship or
lief."
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PORTLAND VOTES TAX
LEW FOR SCHOOLS
PORTLAND, Ore., June C. (P)
,L Fred Stave?, realtor, and Harry
P. Coffin, local director of the na
tional safely council, were- eleettrd
members of the board of school
district Xo. 3, (Portland) at yes
terday's election. The voters at
the same time favored overwlwdm
'Ingly the $1.1125.0110 tax levy for
the school system.
Comedy, Mystery
at Rialto Today
A good cinema mystery thriller is
The House of Horror," at the iti-
alio, tneater today ana i- ruiay
The picture has more than mys-
tery mriUjj to oiler, nowever, lor
it is also a lively comedy, thanks
lo the efforts of Louise Fasten da
and Chester Conklin, the funsters
at the head of the cr.st. Love pass
ages' of a novel sort are also pres
ent. James Ford, a new leading
man, and Thelma Todd, a blon
purveyor ot pulchritude, are in the
Pori hind Gets JIasslor.
PHILADELPHIA. June B. (jP)
Joseph Hassler, substitute infieldcr
of the Philadelphia Athletes, was
today released to the. Portland club
of the Pacific Coast league. Hass-
, . . . r. i
lor will report to Portland next
Monday.
1'.",-, , "
1 he I n loaded Gim.
TACO.MA, Wash.. June ti. (VP)
Examining n gun that "wasn't
. Kxamining n gun
loaded," Purnett Smith. IS. was
! instantly killed in Pnyallup today.
when a bullet from the weapon
crashed through his head.
MOOSO.M1N. Sask., June f. OP)
Relieved to have gone violently
Insane. Krnest Start in. 21, of the
ona district, near here, killed his
j mother and seriously wounded his
i father and brother, Philip. He
,lhen ended his own life by firing
bullet through his brain.
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BIo'aTsTti
Do You Remember?
10 YEAUS AOO TODAT
, (7rm 'Uob of. l'll Tribune) .
J11 in- B.
Joo (IiiciKin Ini-rcawM the furor
ut his bux l'uctiiry to 4 5 men.
Fnuiilite: Kmnieit I:arkilull wna
down tuwii lust evcnliiK anH ciillitr,
PXIHwinK tli AiluniH upple. Thin
ileal 1. Ktml for tin- fruit. '
I Police seize freight rar of auto
I mobiles in which they found i 00
! quarts of whiskey. .
Mercury reaches 13, tho hottest
day of the year
Waller I-arned left yesterday for
his former home In Chicago, for
an indefinite stay.
Kdlson Marshall teltH Lake of the
Woods story lo the Ulue Hook mag
azine. Toledo: Tex Jtickard says ho
can't pick tliw winner in the Jcsm
Wiliard-Jack Dempsey match.
20 YKAKS AGO TODAY
(From flloH of Mail Tribune) y
.lime . 1l.
Col. J. F. Mundy arrived Mon
day morning from Koseburg, where,
he is sinking an oil well.
Ad: Daniels for Duds says, "Hot
cake: looked like 30 cents the way
we sold that great 50-cent under
wear Saturday."
(.i router Medford club plans for
new city park just west of the old
water tower.
Portland: Joseph Simon elected
mayor and Broadway bridge bonds
carried.
High school round-robin censur
ing teacher, Carl Glasgow, as In
competent and unfair signed by
Clarence Gore, Herniee Corder,
Star Marshall, Ouy Leonard and
Guy Jiishop.
Aggie Herring
in Mother Role
Aggie Herring has a rolorful rola
In her latest comedy characteriza
tion, "Kinnejran's Hall." at the Iia.
As Mrs. J-'innegnn. Miss Herring
parses from the environment of
poverty in the dolight-ful old cot
tage in Ireland through tho trials
of a steerage journey to the New
World, she takes in washing so
that her daughter may be edu
cated. Her flight from poverty to
affluence is overnight.,
Charlie Mr-Hugh, Mncw Swain
aud Cullen Laudis are in the cast.
Grant K. P. FranclUse.
SALKM, Ore., Juno 6. (JP) The
city council has granted to the
Sunt hern Pacific company a 10
year franchise for exclusive street
bus service here. The license fee
paid the city remains tho same as
under the old street car regime, ,
$'-.ri a year for each vehicle. T. L.r
liillingsley, superintendent of tho
Huesr said no Increases In fares Is
eontemplatod.
1
Classified advertising gets resulta.
Notice of Sale of Government
Timber.
General Iand Office
Washington, D. C.,T
April 2ti, Hia9.
Notice Is hereby given thai sub
jeci to the condiliona and limita
tions of the act of June i, 191ti (3!l
Stat. IMS), June 4, 11120 (41 Stat.
7fiS), and pursuant to departmental
regulatiotis .f April 14. 1924 (50
U D. 37), the timber on the fol
lowing lands will be sold July 1,
10 o'clock a. m.. at public
auction at the U. S. land office at
Lakevlew, Oregon, to the highest
bidder at not less than the apprais
ed value as shown by this office,
sale to be subject to the approval
of the Secretary of the Interior.
ng The purchase price, with an addl
,le tlomil sum of one-fifth ol one per
, , j "-" "-oj uui in Miuiiam-
of sale, money to be returned if
Thi 1 . YZ! ZIt
mu.t be removed within 10 venrs.
j Pids will be received from cltizen.-'y
i of the United States, association;
ot such citizens and corporations
i ,l,ni1i!e1( umier tho Iaws iht&
I t'nited States, or nnv state, tcrri-
j U)ry or (iMtrirt th(,ret;f onIy.' pon
j application of a qualified purchaser
the timber on any legal subdivision '
I wni be offered separately before
! being included in nnv offer of A
largm unit. T. 40 8., R, ti K Sec.
2J. SK4 SKhi yellow pine 30 M.,
red fir 40 M, NK4 SE 4 yellow
pine 310 M, red fir 200 M, NWV,
HK 4 yellow pine ISO M. red fir
L'10 M. SKVi yellow nine
583.500 feet, rod fir 245 M. Incense
cedar 25 M, SW 4 SKH yellow pine
lltti M. red fir 91,60(1 feet. Incense
cedar 7 M. pone of the timber on
this section to he sold for less than
$4 per M for the yellow pine, $1
per M for the red fir and flftv
I cents per M for the fneerise cedar.
I THOS. C. HAVKLU
Actinic Commissioner.
By BUD FISHER
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