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M"EDFORD fATL TKIBtTKE, rEDFOBD, OREdOy, TUESDAY, .TUNE 4. 1929.
BEDFORD MAIL XKIBUXE
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HiDruKu riuniwo CO.
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DlMFTiUI SMITH. tnWI
A. lodepemkot Nrwapaaee
tolafad M leranl tlm autlar t Utttu.
treton, lindar Act tf MutC S, 1ST'.
BUBSCKIPTCUN KAIEJ
B7 Hull In Ackaitta:
' Dallr, ltl tluntu, w
IMJlr, wl t-to SuodAr. awotb
baaj, rtUmut Sunday, year
Dtllr, without SU-xlaj, bcdUi...,
Wck!r Mail Tricot. AM jav. . ,
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1.00 1
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11, lyrta. to .aim-J mkom
JvliotTU.e, Cnitrtl Point, rbocoii, Idtot, OeW (
Hill tod on HUbviyt: . I
Dallf, vlUl HunJtj. BODth ,T3
lullf, without Sunday, JB00IO oa
lull j, ttthout SuDdaf, om ftil T.00
Viij, lilh fturrfUjr, om ;w 1.00
AU U'BJ, uub Is idiux.
UEMHTB OF THE ASSOCIATED PKEfll
Bmliirtg Ml Ued Wif fttfltCT
Tb AuodiiMl Prm la eirlutlrety tntltled U
tbt me for publication of til om dispttebM
eredltwl to It of u!xt ernlitcd lo thli piper,
Dd also to the loci) oewi publlibtd bertln.
All rlfbu for pubi.eUoB U ipecUl dlipttehM
bertio ua iIm roened.
Offldil pacxr of the Cliy of Hedfer.
Official pKt of JuUita County.
Swore dally atpfict drraUUoa for tlx aocthi
iodine Oct. 1, ly'Jfl. 4S8
Adrtrtltlnc Be-prwrnittn
H C. MfMiKVPK.N A COMPANY
Offkeo In Ne York. Chlea, DrtJ-s.lt,
fnodse, Lof Ascda, Buttle, Portland,
Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Parry
Tho news thm Henry Ford In
froinK to produce IiIm product by
tho millions In Ru.vdu, would lie
Just cause for aliirm In tlilK coun
try If there was any wuy to Ket
acroKH tho Atlantic ocean In one
of the eontrnptlonn.
Maybe the Hill linen, if the
Portland chamber of commerce
will allow them to build a rail
road In thl astute, will Install
crosslnKs that an autoist can beat
a train to once In a while.
YE KKI'K'IKNT l'AIVTKll
Ohlo Slate JiHiriuil)
The marvelous IhinK about
the efficient house painter,
and they all seem to be. ef
ficient. Is the way he can be
up on a ladder directly outside
the window of the room, with
special reference to tho bath
room. In which some member
of the family happens to
bo at any Kven moment, and
wo notice also that ho sings
and whistles well and very
steadily.
A good car washing rain fell
over tho valley last evening.
"Gentlemen of tho Press" Is a
talking picture of life in a panta
torlum. People wonder where all the
pins go. Why don't they try
looking in the coat lapels of Li.
Luldley and Clarence .Meeker?
Htmwbcrries are now very plen
tiful, and Khowfng up In tho middle
of the strawberry shortcake.
"The dead man scrawled his
name In an illegible mini net- on
the hotel register." (Mail Tri
bune). - . i
There Is- lots of Information
theno dnys on the society pages
Mnent "the bride-elect of June."
There should bp a few words
alKiut the groom, who elected him
self. Tlie first farmer has stepped on
a rusty nail, and It's time for a
it-mall hoy to fall out of a t r.:
and break two small bones in his
forearm.
The president has been asked to
repeal the immigration law, (hat
restricts the Influx of aliens to
thuse shores. H should be. be
tween the morgues and the pris
ons, the nation is running out of
bootleggers, counterfeiters and nic-
turesque gangsters.
Hut dealers are now eiieouraired
and optimistic. ,s,.on the on and j
daughters of I'nion county adults ;
will be home from college and
the monthly g.-.s bill always takes :
a jump when there are youngsters
to take the wheel. ( La (.ramie
Observer.) Optimistic; note touted
for the gas silo tenders of the
Wide open spare.
Tlie Portland ball team lost a
tefi-lnning gume one day last
week, and ia spite of all the visit,
iiig t ca m cou Id do t bey hud to
win It.
Ilousecleaiiing has reactu-il the
cussing stage, and most of the
Mum-pipes are down.
Tit temperance plan Wi'liani !
Kajidolph ilvHist pjiid IS.yuu Mr"
is available, and the concensus of
opinion i that he paid tuo much.
The drug More tan is coming
off on coat collar. j
h.; Ttx.in'HKU iti'iirr-o: j
Muscatine. Muscatine! '
tlf Houlhein low she In Hi,. i1Ue(n. '
The tihle are Hie ralr..it.
The h" are Hie iuare:i,
Uf any old town that we've se, n. '
We bit aitr.mu lor our home Iran '
W want you to come on don. 1
lo your woik and have J.in ui'
betajaeeit. !
We'll serve sweet potatoes. 1
Kif.ty-veii timialoes, 1
Watci nieloiiH i, i, d canlaloup.
Khould they not he too
Rii-en.
In all Uml. f wruther,
We all hand loR..hnr.
And boo.t for ari.i.d old .Muscatine.!
(Iowa Humdiiiiter ilymn). j
Cojnte,! III
NEW VO.UK. June 4. (,pi '
Countess Koike HeiUHdotle, the tot
' mer Kslellc H. Mnnvllle. whose lies .
band la a nephew of Kinr. (in,stnv
of Sweden, was In Piflh Avenue
hospital today after beittR taken oft
a ship al quarantine sufli iiMir trom
acute api endiclilH.
Oreuon Weather
Vnsettlcrt with showers toiilchl i
and Wednesday.' continued mild.
Moderate, variable winds on the I
m&
WHAT PEICT:, MODIFICATION? j
TIIK nifsKii! to the American people: to "give Prohibition'
mi honest trial'' is chiefly interest in 14 because it is signed.
by no fmiiitiml Drys. Tlici-t" isn't a member of the Anti-Saloon
Leafiui', nor an official of tlie Jfetlioilist Temperance Board
of Tenipcriiiict' anion; tlielii.
Henry Fonl, Tlionuis A. Kilison, ('apt. Hubert Dollar and
J. C. renncy are too well known to reiuire comment. The
i.tliers are not national fiirnres in tlie same sense, but they can
T;?5jHll be classified under the title
ness and professional men,
' .
i,-i)m, fniti,,,,
1
lawyer, prominent clubman
of Cooper I'liion, and the Association for Improving the Condi
lion of the Poor.
There is James X. .laivie, sii-ar magnate, director of the
Southern Pacific, and the 15ank of America.
There is Clarence II. Kclsey, prominent Yale graduate, presi
dent of the Title Guarantee and Trust of Xew York City.
There is K. A. Long, chairman of the Board of the Long
Pell Lumber Company, who controls of the largest lumber
plants in the country.
There is Cieorge F. Milton, prominent Democrat, former edi
tor of the Knoxvillc .Journal and successful Xew York pub
lisher. There is James II I'ost, of the National City Hunk of Xew
York and president of the National Sugar defining Company.
There is Dr. Xtm. Jay Sehieffeiin, internationally known
! chemist and drug magnate; Ambrose Swusey, constructor of tlie
Lick telescope, and millionaire manufacturer; A. A. Welch,
Yale graduate, executive bead of the Traveller and Phoenix
Mutual Insurance companies.
" And finally, Alfred P. Soan, Jr., president of General Mo
tors, regarded in iiKiuy ((iiartcis as the most brilliant big busi
ness executive of this generation.
KJOff why do these men take
I gard Prohibition as a new religion, because they re
gard the drinking of aMi'iuid containing more than one-half
of one per cent alcohol us inherently wicked a violation of an
Kleventh Commandment?
Hardly. It can scarcely be the moral phase of the ques
tion in this sense, which Jias impelled them to take this aution.
It must be, we take it, for two main reasons:
First, because tlief believe that law enforcement in this
country must be upheld. And second, because they believe,
that, from the standpoint of economics, the world position this
country has achieved can't be retained unless outlawry of the
liquor traffic is sustained.
In other words, they are looking at Prohibition, not from
the. standpoint of moral crusaders, but from the standpoint of
practical, hard-headed business men.
A
iM in mis (ureeuim mid
v" i . ji . i i : i a
DorttiiKfc of this nnneiil.
. . i . mii : i
t uihuiis uvit liiiiu i m; unit, mis aM-ii un uiui sun "i lhiiij;
HuUit is to briiiK into sliarp nluf a very important cle-
mvnt in flit; )rol)lcni, whioh has been too generally overlooked,
and which must he eousidered. That is, in brief:
The effeet of J'rohibilioii, modifieation or repeal upon that
familiar political slogan:
"Ameriean prosperity and the full dinner pail."
LET THE POWER TRUST BUY NEWSPAPERS
YMS, wi! soini'tiiiu'S rend the ('onyri'ssionnl Jlceord, uml oc
casionally feel repaid.
J it tlie lust issue we ran into Hie recent passionate outburst
of Unit venerable rudieul of Ncbniskii, Senator Xorris, ngiiinst j
the power trust with particular reference to its attempted con
trol of the press.
If this t li 1 1 r!'"'s 'tried be, the only remedy will be the
public ownership of newspapers. :
How eliiirnelerislic of the lovable, lint somewhat "twisted,"
senior solon of the corn belt.
' If power control is bad, bow much belter government po
litical control would be!
A S a matter of fact, there is no reaon for alarm over this
power trust control of newspapers. I.et them buy news
paper.s if they W'jtnt to upend
pr(,ve expenive. Jiut thev have a van so to prtsentt and if they
. ... , ' , .,
belie vl thev must own newspapers to properly present it, whv
con ii.;hii t '
.The only danger wouhl be in keeping such control bcerel.
As the New York World well says:
"Kull und complete publicity about ownership, rather than
laws restricting it, is the right answer to the problem."
Absolutely true. The people of this eouniry are not fool
ish as Senator Xorris so often assumes. Let them know whether
a newspaper is free and independent or merely the mouthpiece
uf some self-iuterested public utility, and they will do iho rest.
Tliis nowei trust iii'wsi.aner
, .I,. . m ' .
bow absolutely stupid Hiir Jtttslliess can .sometimes be.
the
verv nature of the
' , . . .
eeds of i1s own deU'at.
rlf the
;MUTT AND JEFF
IwUlT, vjrty DiT YOU BeCAUS HCRH'S AM. gaf THAT'S STRAWCSC. I'r-A ) S0M. IMVlTATtOaVj; IT SAVS '-i ' gfK fttZLLO UiHlT HOUSd' "7
MA.k THAT CRACK IrOVtTATlOM FOR MG TO 1 - iSs SOING TO DlMd AT TH D ,FF pLeASe. ' "DlMfi WITH ' W rFFr peAlr.r ' Y
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of conspicuously successful Imsi-
,,f v,.v York, for exami.1i..
and .philanthropist, president
this action? Because they re-!
I'n (imcciimii iimnr. lies nil! im-
i . .i : i : t i : . n.
It is not; iroini: to clmnire unv
i r.. ,1,.,, , i- . i
their money that way. It will
rnnmni-'ii w mik- n nmol nf i
nroDosal the rffort hs wilhin
Social Complications Are Piling Up in Washington
Personal Health Service
Ij WILLIAM BRADY, M . D.
Slcml IrrUni pcrUlainf to pmor.t be 1th tat h;,lw. sot to (IImim altfnotU r
fcrettmeBC, will bt umtrio 07 Dr. Brad? II a vUmpcd, ?U-fcddrMJ aoveiofN U cncloMd.
Letter should bo brio! and wrlttoo la k.I. Owlcc to tho Urge , amber of Utter, re.
eelTod, on, o few CUB be ooewered ben. No rrpl out b rat-la to queried Dot MaJora
log to tnatroctiono. AddreM Or. William Braity, la car of Uila Dewepaper.
WE OMJ UOCti W1I.I.
My counsellor and guide U-IU
me that In 11 talk I gave recently
about the nonentity of "nervous
,, , , , ,
breakdown." I left vlct.ma dUn,,l-
depression" T banished. At firat
bhirih I thought my mentor was
quite rixht, and I felt dliwrouraKOd
for I had flattered myself that
i nati made a tnoro Job of the the repeated aUH,cJi are due to u
aholitinn of "nervous exhaustion." .specific infection, und uses a bac
But when I. attempted to select terin or vaccine prepared from
a representative array of maladies , the specific verms obtained by cul
to offer victims of tho bad nerve ( tUro from the individual patient,
complex in place of the meaning-( guch treatment is generally disap
less diagnosis, I saw that it could poiiilinK.
not be done not in a health col-j Worth the Difri'ii'm-c
umn, not if the court knows j Please' write about food values
'tse'f' of butter and oleo or other fats
When I have pood news I am used in place of butter. L. W.
mighty glad to publish it, so that) Answer Nearly or quite as
everybody may help himself to j many calories in a pound of any
it. Hut when I have bad news, j kind of oleomargarine as in a
I prefer to .suppress it, unless I pound of butter, but no such but
am convinced that printing It ter substitute can compare with
will do somebody some good. f butter as a source of desirable or
Things do not always turn out i necessary vitamins. Because of
just this way. Here is an in- this the real butter is worth the
stance that makes mo all the i difference in my judgment. IIow-
more cautious:
"Mother just asked whom
I'm writing to, and when I
told her she said she'd swear
by that man, and I agretyl I
would also.' when I'm not
s wc a rl iik at you . . . Ko r
I'ete's nuke don't put any more
morbid stuff In your column.
Kver since I read about the
patient who up and died just
as you were about to aspiiate
the p 1 e u ra 1 ca v 1 1 y , . I h a ve
been feeling squeamish about
pleural shock. I have had
about r.0 pneumos and never
f'it a think', but I began to
dream about pleural shock
night after night, and it is
juHt wearing off. I told my
doctor, and he assures mo
. . . but I now have a tick
lish feeling every time he
gives me the air. ..."
The ";")') pneumos" the Torres
pondent mentions mean. X think
injections of air into the nleinal
. rwvIt'. to put the dumajjci lung
J " n"oiLv itw ii hki e, 1'ir a m one.
This artificial pneumothroax treat
ment is exceedingly valuable" in
many eases of tubereultikis limit
ed to one lung. I regret sin-!
cercly the Impulse t hat made me '
print the item about "pleural
shot k." T hope this reader and
others will pardon me for lt. It
Is pretty ' diffieult to conduct a
column sueh as this In a perfectly I
fair manner. un the one hand
are n lot of renders who clamor
for medical information and ad
vice; on the other hand are a
large number who properly object
to morbid matter of any kind In!
a family newspaper. My own
estimate of tho effect of what I
print here is scarcely unbiased.
Vet the estimate of h layman is
not necessarily much better as
witness tlie suggestion my lay
friend gave me about the nervous
wrecks. Imagine the consequences
of handimr a lot of well, ner
vous people a list of diseases to
try on! "With an implied hint
that each victim must have some-,
th'ng in the list!
It Is quite a while since I left
the dissecting room, yet here Ii
am. still talking shop regardless;
of the company or the occasion. j
We old decs, will drag In 'these
delliihlfui nnecdotes of tlie clinic :
and the mortuary.
Just the same, even it T do
make a sick man sicker now and
then. T have a barrel of letters
here from iolk, both the sick and
the well, who testify that what
I have sub! here has made them
hapnier. if not. weller, .so I am
hoping for another message from
my pneu mo thoracic friend saying
"As you were nil -Is forgiven.
Frances."
QI'l-STIONS AM) ASVl-:ilS
Skin Still ImiHTvloas.
Another newspaper doctor tell:
the world, as per clipping
In-i
closed, that drug ran get into
the skin by mixing with the grease
on the ond being picked up.
I'V the blood. Y.u newspaper:
doctors should try to acree about
'these thinu. It. v. w.
UK .MOItltllt, YOU KNOW.
Answer Wo should, of course,
, I'Ut suppose one of us is suusi-j
; 1 ljy u ,Jru '"u "-'st that I
i uuives un the poijular notion thai!
Ule Mn ca a4UIlltIe lu4absoI.b
inn in tlie air ihiiiB-j that way?
with no vUlMej luuiiuniiy Auiitot Crl.
nicanH of ix-lort.j My a yt-ar old un fro-!
My friend says l,(iufiit cohlu and iny dut-tur advise:
Khould have pre-; iiioculiitinoa fur tln-yi. ru-anwi
wnU-n the poor tull mo whether tlu-y a'ru all rijfhti
norvuuH wrecks for unv HO joudk. 1 urn not
with an assort-; groatly in favor of ih;m, as 1 1
inent of ailinent.-j am afraid tlu-y may do more harm
lo choone from, than food. Will abide by yuurj
to take the place 'udvice. Wru. 11. J. W.
of tho "nervous; Answer In mv indL'tur-nt tho
wGiKht of evidence .s unfavoniblo ,
to tho Ijat tenn or bacterial vaccine ;
; treatment of such a statu. I be-!
: Ucve tJiat unless tho doctor finds!
ever, if good butter ih not avail
able, oleo may be used instead,
provided the vitamins are obtain
ed from other things in the diet.
For example, fresh raw milk or
cream, and fresh eggs.
(ioito.r
Some doctors say I have an in
ward goiter. Others say no.
! .Sometimes when eiiUm? I choke
j on a lump that comes up in my
I throat. IMcase tell me the symp
toms of goiter. Mrs. M.
Answer If the doctors are In
capable of deciding whether it
is goiter' or not, how futile it
would be for 'ou to attempt to
diagnose the,, trouble. Your com
plaint does not suggest goiter.
Hut I advise you to select one
doctor and abide by his opinion.
Ivy Vulsoniny. i
fioniethinjj to relieve ivy poison
lm; .-. , V. t , , i '
Answer Apply a lotion made of
tincture f iron chloride and water
hair and half.
(Copyright John F- Uille Co.)
I
FA-I'rcsidcnt ( iHilidaf says thcr.
u. n.'ver n tlnit alaeii money
nl wntt ,ls mu,. us it is liMl iy. ;
but lie !hMutd he plat! he mi
writ In when n rem n word uuz
"lop" with Hie Century 'in' other'
mimaziiirs, DrusalM Artie Small
has an attractie window dis-
pT.ii-. o' pruuine piv-wur Ituir ;
tonic. i
Brisbane'sToday
(Continued from Page One.)
Alfred P. Sloan. .lr.. head of,;
c.eneral .Motors; Henry Kord. Thos.
t. r.owon aim l ouiers urKw "'
people to "give prohibition an hon-
en! chance."
These good, solemn busines-.!
'men. in their touching appeal, say:
I "There would be little traffic In'
. MAIL TRIBUNE
DAILY CROSS-WORD PUZZLE
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t-. Perlare
St. Ox ruhed for
hpft
S3. O.rrf port.
3U. II lout), ctiuib.
f-irni
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h-vuly
f!. Sour
41. Mm a I ring or
rail
43. Knrllltf
41. I-'uniNhpd with
n nczlp
II. I. ot It Ktand
47. f:.!ire uf
lent: tli
4a. s;a!iiit
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Solution ol Yesterday' Puzzle
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fr. Son uf AlitU'
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1. Narrow nay
flJ. Asht'lited
I. Ilevcraire
00. Volf;mo In
Sicily
. Silk net yet
twisted
T. Mlstnae
Ahoaiid
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Illegal liquor if only criminals pat-
rouized it. We must awake to tlie
larger numbers of law-abiding citi-.
zens is supplying tlie rewards and
stimulating crime.''
.At least 10.000.000 people have
I been awake to that 'fact for some
years.' Tlie bootleggers' list of eus-
tomera is a complete who's who
ami social register.
A law lhat "respectability" de
fies proudly, and that gives hun
dreds of millions a year to organ
ized crime, is something that busi
ness men and others may wtll take !
seriously. j
Note one curious lact. Tlio gov
urnment could diminish afitkg
prui'its at least 60 per cent by .mak
ing it a felony to buy liquor.
Respectability v.nuld be less
proud of breaking the law if It
meant jail. . '
Can it ho that real enforcement S
of prohibition is not wanted. In i
burglary you punish the burglar
and the man that buys stolen goods
i from him, knowing them to be'
stolen. i
Why the tender treatment of '.
those that bnv UIpl'hI whiskev?
i Mure than half the politicians buy
jit and drink it. That is the ex-
j pluuation.
Consider tlie very Kcv. Herbert
U Johnson, dean of St. Taul's
Episcopal cathedral in Detroit.
He told a congress of tlie Pro-
(esiant J'.niscopal cburcli at Ann
Arbor that his congn galion, which
lie railed capitalistic in character,
would not let him preach on prohi
hitinn, sex or labor.
He has resigned ami gone.5
abroad. ' I know that six of my i
vestrymen have wine cellars.'' is ; Sll!l
one of his statements. That may"1
) interc.-.t the 4 business men. and
six in nine is not a high perccul
Yesterday was King George's
birthday, and the world learns
! with pleasure thru his health is
better, lie is a good man and i
rOiwl L IlllT Ttx raiali.lil iiln hlu ;ith
, , ehanned fivp cnnil
Itrltishers into HrltiRh
peers uf the t
reiiiu,
,
The Kuver to make noblemen ot
commoners Is a most valuable and
economical facultv of rovaltv.
t. t'nlt
10. Concern
11. Annmg
li. Heavy metal
Ll. t'emiitiiic uai'Jt
t It ;E Nl r- am
d
li'l-ePB s. Hrzlllan el
T R:e A : NN E
30. t almitie or rn
durKurr
31. Small medlctul
ahirld
3i. wire measnro.
nirnt
33. I.. Trie poem
3w. Ui-uat of b'Jr
deu
:S. Sent
3. Kofitlike port
r. Uudent
in. ran of: unlfl
ti. Primary r-jlor
to. Siiltft uf elelo
field
E A ' N TaaEVC
186 R O W .1,6
T E dKl a a
E'OGlf 9 u S
I :A;G!R'A M S
e 1 tTu !K tJoJT
Rttje ajj e j t ! c
j I1. t lick heclle
&0. Salislanee used
drnnliard . curdle milk
!1. Fruitmeutt left S''-
at u meal Helper
IIOWN 5. Vertical pnle
1. Knehnrlsllc Cast amoreuj
dates Klnuced
2. Mount of So. I-nrire woody
Olhea plunt
3. Ilnlr ulntmmt 'T. Wornith
4. IHareroed ir: comb,
i. Hole's form
6. Tlemrannr 'eon
T. tiratltled tU Mnll'i-r of
8. Net aaater- , nolle
Uijlit 83. First woman
Read Bacon's letter of advice to
, King James on the government ol
that an Irish nobility be created
and- a reasonable number knighted.
Human beings like to think they
are better than others. l-'Jes in
our secret societies prove it. - To
be called a grand exalted supreme
sometr.ing een ucusiub us luul-u
States democrats. ,
Quill Ppints
Perhaps the forests thai; got pet
rified contained more than the nor- J
nu'.l content of wood alcohol. ' i
j The disadvantage in breaking a
j date is that you must walk home
; af !er he's broke. .
The congressman who says peas
are easier to raise than any other
ve''e:alIe probably never tried it
with a knife.
) a voimg intenectua! one who
thinks a Hible quotation clever if
you credit it to Shakespeare.
Must have imagination.
says i
i job i
;' help-wanted ad. Probably
f writing resort literature.
A hic k (iiv.r. U a place whciv
n niiv Klrl always cptain the
ripaceue?. an for her hntlur.
cry nuisance miuht be wors'.;
iosc s.-me)ody should lliiuk of.
Kat More Spinach'" week. '
Those . ho shake their heads ,
when talking over the phone prob-1
a'dy think t.ie rattle can be heard ;
at the other end. 1
The next time government de
cides to "get" an oil man. it should
try him for spitting on the floor.
Americanism: Keeling flattered
berause seven uniformed atttmd-1
i aii:s bow to you: U'irking because '
lie overhead makes a sandwich I
.wr'iin cents
Modern version: When you must ,
Hllo. ujHtTe
i AM MOT AM
A tSOVCRlNJ
IS
T23S.ATl0fJl.
Do You Remember?
lO-l'KAKS AGO TODAY
(From files of Mall Tribune)
June 4, 1919
Ilay hands in the valley are n.
ported scarce. Klevon vac.aniii8
in the Federal Labor bureau list
here can't be filled.
Weather bureau predlctB a light
frost for tomorrow.
Mayor Gates announces theru
will be a public dance for returned
soldiers at the Nat., June 11.
Austria refuses to accept peace
terms presented at Paris.
Twentieth U. S. Engineers given
routine welcome un their arrival
In Portland1. , '
20 YEAItS AGO TODAY
(From files of Mail Tribune)
June 4, 1909
J. E. Karkdull circulates a peti-!
tion asking President laft to par.
don "Charles Nickell, convicted lu
land fraud cases. ,
Butte Falls. There is a linger
ing doubt among our people as lo
the completion of the P. & B. rail
road extension. They have been
so often fooled they have lost con
fidence. Seattle. Cold and threatening
weather cuts down attendance at
Alaska-Yukon fair.
Ad: See Wilbur Wright, thy
wizard of the air, fly at the Savoy ,
tonight.
Ad. For sale, one of finest rid
ing mares in southern Oregon.
Many people know her. Gentle,
pretty, fast. Knquire of Court
Hall.
choose the lesser of two evils, hit
the pedestrian.
Election: A process much like
a player piano. The returns you
get depend on the roll you put in.
Nothing ele so humanizes a
great, mini as the publication
of his golf score.
i One way to discover, how a Kir!
j looks in negligee is to stop a sport
! roadster in front of her bouse at
! 'J a. m. and honk.
w(at a wom , she we.lrs
f,f,( ',, . . ., ' ' .r'.
wears a ridintr (labit when she
hasn't the habit: gets a divorce
suit when she can't suit.
The o(l piimes couldn't survive
j moriprnLsm. Tno modern laundrv.
for ex;,m,p, took au tho mysterv
out of tno oM ame cancd "Who'd
got the button."
Correct this sentence: "She
scolds the boy just beehuso she's
out of humor," said the father,
"but I never interfere -to, defend
him." - . ,
Correct this sentence: "Ajnd thn
we divided the property,' Said oiif
of tlie heirs, "and part";, -as good
friends." ;
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