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;,C:''' F Artniif Parry ..'
-. Tho weddfnsr"of Colonel Lind
bergh U receiving tha name promi
nence on lb. frrmV pages of the
nation as a Chicago gang war. It
has been generally described as "a
quiet wedding." They usually arc.
It In cautiously predicted that the
Lone Enisle will fly out of tho hack
dor one of IheAe 'day,' and thnt
the 'bride's biscuits will not be
llghter-than-alr. The Salem Cup-ital-Journal
.headlined the event:
"r'ller married without fun at
Edgewood.." . Why mention tho
fuH. 'As they o along they will
hare, spata--ond maybe wear 'em.
. tqi'ilrleva of Prospect Is eom
mltllnK a , mustache. . lie says. It
was an accident. '. 80 It acemir.
T be horticulturist are as full of
gloomy predictions an a footbnll'
coach; iKo mntter what crtlel
pranks nro played by nature .and
the : bugs, there Is always the
fishing Industry to put a silver fin
ing, an the black clouds. ; -
Tho,. union of all the churches
Into onff church is a huble thought
If in Krui no political, significance.
- APhe -'strAwlierrles ore Wo' nu-merotnj'-ahd
therbeanery chef will
nntJio..renuirad to cut the fat ones
liilo.atdms to concoat a shortcake.
Mid -street, visiting' Is . becoming
fredueiit ; again. . It Is .neiglihorly
A.'"'pftstornl--atrnosphero; wotltd' be
occ'aslonbd -by.-milking n cow. at a
Icjrtdlng.-.cbrnef.'.' '".-o.' v : .
i llVi hcrt .Hoover . 'Sparrow; ynungr.
rst ii of ; Jir.nhd' Mm.-. Jphn, Kpnir
rriv,' ycrtitiiibil -v, lna ,i a.V pltont wlKr
yestefdUy,- .liftcrhii.on.j ,; ln mls
Jtiirged 'on a'. diown. swoop. '?' ,
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. Tho. spi lng. huts of tho. gnll)'i
Tikis' are ticvoiit. at rcgetatlon und
floral, growths. ', They have also
quit .putting 20 buttons on n skirt.
nttu- of the buttons, engaged In any
tmeful' oouputlun. or- holding any
thing up.- ; !
: Tha rarmers have about give up
hope- that the first cutting nf Al
falfa ll lie . rained . on, Meveral
Huvei leagy, barn roofs., ;
.'(Irlat credit should be given the
Administration .fttr. the iiaiiiloss re
moval of Mabel Wlllebrandt from
further .mossing up of the prohibition-
situation In a ladylike man.
ner..' Alabot, In -te last campaign,
ranted--high- tlte-'torch -of - bigotry
In Ohio, making a decided hit with
klan officials not In Jul) and Ben
ntor' Meflln. 1 . ' " i
-t MIchMNnturkn- routed the tTtos
hack ,..of the .-.laundry yesterday
afternoon, and was a mighty figure
aairlde Ills fractious broom handle,
Th hum of . the electric fan Is
again , in our midst.. The tan sea
koto will not be opened until Home,
body, uaoldentally sticks a fore.
finger into tha whirring vitals of
: Ihw immmT adjunct. An electric
fan -Is also no plaae for a necktie.
. ttdtitt tluvls. ?cx-clrcumnavlgnlor
or the globe, Is once more kicking
i: bills .off the bottom of the
tack with tlla ;ducatcd little fin
ger, tie can t.yiise a crinkly bill
sttuare In .thi-' middle with one
niovHiuent of the wrist.
i The cemetery lot .anlesman hns
Job. V ;.-,- ., ". .. ., , . . '. , .
UK.1I Alt MI SPKKl(i
. (St'rernlarMl Mng
y If I'm not boring you, I might
as well hand out unother mouth
ful of truth. My executtves alw-nys
make' me play the good boy. . I'm
Ick l (truth of playing the R.10-oO-godgTjojf)'hrre,i..l'vc
played the
good. Iioy so - long I feel full of
goo.- M!4-yoh I don't want to
play rltmlhal or low characters.
Hut I'm S man. flesh and Mood.
With i MMf love of lite ultd ad
venture In my heart. Uut do you
think they would ever let me pluy
w role In which I showed I felt a
obsmlc ritgo for a woman? Not
oti jour lltel
"There are no homely women In
modern ,,tlin," reporta.. the Coa
metlctan Journal, oh. yea there
nro!" We can)- recall their faces,
hut Hot their names.
Yorir corr. wont by the F. Ityhee
place at 4:in a. m. ami did not
aee W. Kybee. Mr. Byhe claims
Ihnt' he is In his overalls at that
hour,- day In and dny nut.
1 JlKni.lW,' May II. (fl-JIra.
Oenf. Tuneny Is progressing uor
mally snd her condition Is fxcel
lent I'rof. Arlhur W. Meyer, Oer.
man specialist, told the Awiclaied
1 Press on his arlvat rrom the Island
Of flflonl today.
; 1 ,' . 1 1, ,
Modern business building will bo
' erected at Independenca short jr. -
TUB MY ISSUe
0RKS1DKXT HOOVER is Mitircly nort-fvt.wif 0 Jifi Wis his
1. "ni''"i'nfW('irtiHt' Vnmntsfitorf 'that 'if Jtc -ork Is" guc'efifiil
it 'will have pi'ttfnriil '"one: if 'the -prehtfwt w'fvioeg to onr
Kcnpratioii. ' ;-
' I'lle kukH thi-m' to rififniii sn "aoenrnte (lctd-mination of fact
anH eailKt"i'Hnrl to beif'-onrateoiis in Itg enncltisionR.'f- : 1 '
,,:Thi. in eXccHfnl gdvice.' Utit CliHirdifin Witikernham '11 reac
tion to-it is not no Piicoiiranina. For when asked directly
whether-the eoiinmHMion would recommend a ehantte in the
I'rohihition law if found hiicIi chantre would aid in law enforce
ment, lift refilipd' J
"This is intellectunlly possihle hut highly improhiible. "
WE fail to follow such a line of rcusoiiiiif!. True, this is
not,- as so many people have assumed, an investigation
of the Prohibition In and its enforcement. It is a if niregtiua
tion 0 all Ihwk and nil enforcement, 11ft effort to detertnine
the causes of what is known an the crime wave and devise
ways and means of checking it.
And while iicces in this direction will he impossible, if
such a controversial and inflammable fpiestion as dry law en
forcement is exclusively considered, .nothing worth while1 ienn'
be accoiijpliiilicd if, as Mr. AVickcrsham, intimalU's, tljis su
premely important ipiestion is to be disregarded.
. Certainly if after ah "aeeuratc determination of fact" the
eonwn'ssirtft should find that: a modification of'the Iry fyiiw
would aid in enforcement, theii thcYo should be' iiothing improb-
nhlc or merely "intellectually
make Riich u finding public. ,
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St'CII an nttitnde Wtmld lie the very antithesis of conraife.
It would fje the plain shirking and side-stepping of an 111-
escaimhle responsibility, : ' '
, Perhaps in his zeal to prevent a wet-dry hullabaloo, embroil
liig'thd tommiasion in partisan polities at the outset, Mr.'Wlek-
crshain hua purposely misrepresented the commission's inten
tions. AVo hope so. For unless this commission is to meet the
Prohibition issue directly and fearlessly, it might better have
rtcver beell appointed.
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: f NO CAUSE
IT seems generally ngrecd that tho local pear crop this) year
will be helow the gfos tonnage of last year. This reduction
ranges from 600 to J(W darsK vi- t, .?.,:;
But wc fail to follow the reasoning of a certain local rancher
who visit
fully pro
ited this office with long
proclaimed1 thnt someone
Jife, lie' is .alrertdy figuring 'on
frttet'ice, ete, etc.
All of which, of course, In
ish,":. A .record lweaking orop.-is :alwnyg pleasing to those who
plaoc their failh in vital statistics and comparative figures. Uut
it; is not. 'the size of a erop, but the, iiet'profil, that distinguishes
a good from a bhd year in the fruit business. -
The imporlnnt point .for the
ears-lie ships, but liow'imnehi
OKptmses. ' t, ':ft' i-.
;'.(. Future pear u'ices are good now 'and promise to get better,
ny reduction in total'produel'lnn will hull, not hear, 'the. mifrf
ket- witch the fill's roll, . .
NO one can foresee thcfutlire with oci'tninly. Hut granting
that gross production this yenr will be 'below thnt, of J9''8,
there is stifl every reason to
tho present crop will cipial' that of last year and it may be
mirterlftlly greater.
- Tlicfe I utterly no justification for pessimism 6 tho pres-'
out time, Tliu man who counts his losses before they are suf
fered, is ns foolish ns tllo man who counts; hi chickens before
they are Jintehetl. : ;,
' NrV one ean know whnt the 102!) frn'it'orop 'will be until it
ban been sold. Kverything' considered" the outlook totlay is
jtigf a eneotirnging as It wits before tile reduction in gross pro
duct ion was known.
There arc few people who can watch a Decoration Ptxy pa
rade And not feet k clutch in the throat. lint perhaps this is
the wrong attitude. Shouldn't there be a disposition to rejoice
that these veterans of the Civil war should be' allowed such n
generous span of life, to live respected nntf revered' through
such a wonderful agef '( . " :' ,
' Those people who think this is n rotten jnz.-mnd litre,. should
rend of 'tho moral' onstoms and' business practices following
(he Civil war. As Kxhibit No. 1, we might, offer a recent
hook, "Tile Terrible Siren."
We know just how sortf California feels at the Mcdferrnnenn
fruit, fly for excluding Florida fruit from the rest of the coun
try..' ' ' .v ' "'
At any rate, two enn pay 'installment as cheaply ns one.
MUTT AND JEFF Practical Justice " I :; ... rl ' ''" :- " ".r'.'.- ' " '' '.. . . . B; Bt)T; FtSM
CCLa SIXTY MLtS AN HOUR llllill fl RitINS in THIS tub: J - A P6injT. LAUJ ' - H"' ; OrlntiV--: ' '' ' V0 ; " t
ArD -KIsimg Hii smeerie llM'Jiljg voo say tfs me S in a pAcrtcAi- . ,-ruic? y,,.l,t'y n.v. "X 1 - ,
iMTrtes-cARi iT scsmj judss's oftSRsM . mini'... - lnlJJ--r",' ) DrJL i " " " "
X WAMT. Y0O Tt TRV T" AM& I O.KT. 'A . 1 'i Ui ' 'V ' ' ' Z&sZfPhS
Hon f&l u
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CAN'T M DODOffi
l.Vi i.V.-f ! v '. i'-a
possible" rcgnrding its duty to
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FOR GLOOM
face, this morning, and mourn-'
is nlwny's taking the joy out of
flirt economies he will have to
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entirely unwarranted and fool
Cfrtiit grower is. not how m'apy
money Oie gets over and above
V-'.t- t i-'; ti. " :- .-.. i
r 1 , .
believe tlinf. the net profit front
Personal Health Service
kj WILllAJt BKADT, BS.'d. -
Uoal btton ttftataiiioT la MfUMl AaaHk tat anion.
mt tm oil 01 Oil A Dr. Bnrfa li
Uttera oboakl be boKf sod TMta ta lak.
csarod, enly 0 f Mr Ml bo inswuol kon. Re
leg to laetrsrnotia. aawoss trr. wuiloai
. ---TiiK-nrmn oi.n smtiER TOin ;
Thr summer tirnt- la Sere flpdln. lorftmond one Tor you . in yoiirj. city,
a time of frlhulntlon for folk -who -Vrnlrwar- Tri . ,
crowd a year of ptey Into a week's t " ?r KnK't"t' ,"f f "
. . .quired to write on "Total Anstin-
vacatlon. Oh. how;to deal wlth.j.nl.. A ,,, in Athletics,'' and
ticks and fleas, mosquitoes, ants, i I thought you mlRht have some
hives- and bees. I pamphlets on this subject. B. at.
a remedy forj. Answer. I have no such prlnt
prlckly heat and , ed matter. The physical education
something, please, , teacher In your school should have
for painful feet, j ome points for-you.- .-Or If yours
just how to cope I ts a backward school, try the phy
wllh humid heat.) steal director In' the Y.
Is fruit or meat ' - ' Quinsy. ,
the thlnfl i to eaU'. cah qumsy he checked in the
for sunburn, chnf- flr.t Ktage, jt not wlmt can one
Ing, shiny noses, do after lt ha!l developed? E. H.
and what will n
stop hyperhlrosis? Snakebite, dos-
hlte.anrt bent p r o s t r a 1 1 o n. hot
ncuintri iiiirfc ,iu vuii.uiiiiiiii-
tion. ? There's ivy poisoning and
diver's other kinds of Itch, and may
one drink clear cold water from a
wny.slde ditch? And, doctor, might
1 go out to swim if I were your
yfrnng daughter? Now plettse ex
plain how to make one breathe
when reseaed from the wnter.-
In order to avoid confusion we
had better answer one of these
questions at a time. Today let us
take hyperldrosis, because at seems
to be Jhe most prevalent spring and
Summer complaint. No one com
plains of It under that name, of I
course-for the magazines ddjiot',,' . ' ...
feature this efllcnl ; term.' ut lv especially swimming.
any school hoy knows what hydro ' "r v
means, and the rest Is eoy. Kx
connive eweatinff,. tort murH writer.
Thnt 1 practically nil the sweat
i. water, unity water. A healthy
person nnturnlly excretes much
more water through the" skin In
warm weather or when warmly
dressed or In Ah overheated en
closure than in cool 'wenthei' or
when comfortably drepsed in rt cool
place. The increased sweatlhp Is
necessary to' keep the body tom
peralure frorh rising above normal.
In man only nhout 10 pel cent
of the total dissipation of hod' heat
occurs fhrouch the lungs; 88 per
cent' of the heat Is dissipated
through tho'Kkin, (73 pef-eent by
radiation nnd conduction and 1
l)ei cent by evaporation of sweat),
boss thrtn 2 per1 cent ot the total
heat dissipation occurs through the
Intestinal nnfl kidney excretions.
There Is nu hnrirt Irt supprCRsIn
the' sweat over A limit erf area of
skin, say thnt of the feet or the
armpits, provided the Agent Used to
effect this is not Itself injurlrriis.
In pcneraK excessive swentLnK
Ls due rather to -physical Inactivity
and hearty eating and the drlhkihR
of Insufficient water or perhaps the
habit of resortlnfr to ollwf heVer:'
a'nes than wnter for the .relief 'of
thirst.- i - ' ' ,
1 A sntlsfnctory' a-jent for reliev
ing excessive: RWonAlnp- over a lim
ited nren of skin is a sohftiori. of
tjilf pi'ince of altijnintlm chlor(,df ift
six ounces at wntor. 'Phis slfduld
lie MponKed on the skin nnd al
lowed to dry1. An nppllcution each
alternate day for three or four,
times will usually control the trou
ble, and afterward nn ' occasional
application as may eem fitfcessarji.
A few low dosage x-ray treat-,
ments will best remedy this condl
llrfh In' many fnsoH. "
An occasional application of heh
y.oic ointment Is effective, especial
ly where odor accompanies thecx
cesslve sweating 26 grains of ben
zoic acid In tho ounce of petro-j
latum. ,j ;
for the feet, the cautious use of
formaldehyde solution seems- to
give the greatest satisfaction. .. In
mosts Instances It will suffice to
pour nn ounce or two or a suitably
diluted formaldehyde solution Into
each shoe; drain It out, and nlhiw
the shoe to stand for a day or
more to dry before putting them
on again. For this solution use one
ounce of standard formaldehyde In
enough water to fill a half pint
bottle.
QIT.STIOXS .VXI AXSWKItS
I'miiinoii Gaiflen lhtctor.
Kindly tell me what kind of doc
tor I should ro to. Kvery hone In
my body Is sore (which suggests
ii bone doctor), nnd my fet-t (ana,
a font doctor) are very had nnd hny
hands swell' (wait a minute, -we'll
Hive somo doctor a bin; hand). I
have pains in my head (during, the
war head specialists were ns thick
ns thieves, but buck home they
have mostly returned to the mines)
tutit my face swells on tho right
side . . . A. R. ,
Answer. You would Bet dljiy
runnliiR nround to specialists. I
suggest thnt you consult a com
mon Rtirden doctor, nnd If you
know of none. I'll be plnd to rec-
ritonMd. oilf ill 1 0 la fat
Owls U the kug aabrr el, Utun p
nly ssa ke auao te ojserM ast MCior
gntay. m Per OS
Answer. I don't know. It seems
j to me that ,)romnt .wnhi.ing or tne
, ,hrnn, ,h tu.
on the first symptom or
soreness with silver nitrate solu
tion or similar agent aborts attacks
in some cases. After the quinsy
has developed one can only bid the
doctor to cut in.
MttriAutt and RiiiiiAVh.
1 am 21, if( flue condition and
can do a hard (lay's work with the
best of them. But the company
doctor says I have a murmur, nnd
nervousness of -the , heart and a
blood pressure of lib and that I'll
I have to give up hard work. .1 am
a plumber. Would diet help me?
. ouuuii; Ju lt- mv
' WOllld Hicnlfv thflt vnti enn't kopn
at your work. However. I advise
you to Consult n real doctor and
find otit what. If anything, is the
matter. A real doctor doesn't
equip patients with murmurs or a
lot of blood pressure and no ex
planation for these debatable find
ings. Whnt t mean is that "mur
mur, "hervousness" and "blood
pressure 175" do not constitute a
(ilngnosis. ' -
(Copyright John F. Dillo Co.)
'tl linto t' llt-p lit C'lilcUKti an'
Bit till PVfr" Hiofnln' tvdtidcrln' If
I'd Im th' not! I' rrttf th dust.
"Slip's hwn Irnck nn' rofth from
Detroit forty tllmw an' tiler flnlfit
a hnllr-t In her," Willi .die Kite
while "trj-ht" to sell liN emtW-.' '
tCopyrlcht John K. Dille Go.)
Brisbane's Today
(Contlnued from Page One.)
othy Parker, has devised for her
self an epitaph quite original. She
says she will have written on her
tomb these simple words, "Excuse
.My Must."
Whether (he words will bo ad
dressed to the passers-by or to the
Ange'l Gabriel, and to final judg
ment, has not been told.
-
Saint Patrlck'st cathedral In New
York will obey, literally, the com
mand to preach the gospel to all
tie world.
Every Sunday morning the ser
mon preached at !'ie 11 .o'clock
high mass wllr be broadcast. The
ritual of the mass Itself will not
be broadcasted.
The Germans beat all records for
high flying.
The French have established
now long distance Sliced record,
flying 31 OuO miles nt an average of
111 miles per hour.'
ID this Country we' have also es
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lablfshetl a, record for Industrial
prosperity in-May. -
Mr. Adolph Lewlaohn, 80 years
rtld Sfonday, celebrated by giving
10,000 to Jofins Hopkins Univer
sity. '
A rich man makes no mistake
hen he gives to science. And a
man at SO, soon io know what
comes after this world,' shows par
ticularly good sense when he gives
money for scientific purposes,. In
stead of trying to bribe providence
and obtain some special favor for
Iiis'own'spul. ...
We know little about our own
souls, but 'we know-a good deal
about science and the good It can
do to others. The power that rules
the universe would probably do
more for a man anxious to help his
fellow men, than for one anxious
to save his owri little self.
Last . Sunday many clergymen
preached In favor of peace, which
Is admirable. If sermons do hot
discourage readiness for war. -
The Rev. John. Hay nes Holmes
denounces Decoration Day observ
ances. They arouse the war spirit
nnd "the grave o." tiie unknown sol
dier," They are influences for evil.
. Nevertheless, the Reverend Dr.
Holmes and the rest of us may
thank our stars that there are men
ready to do Uielr share of fighting
when the fighting time conies. .
1
Quill Points
If spinach does the child no
other good. It tenches him to ac
cept the inevitable without whin
ing. ',.'.--' '
PcrrtnpN It Hikes three gene
ration to fliako a gentleman.
Hue the. present generation nf
goltl-tllggers) ran "nipko" tho
. average- nian oa.-dly. v
One; reason why some of.'onr
hest ' people'-trtke- no Vacation wis
if ti tit l Ik
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MHbrltir ,
rtiitH mpnk
rain.
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acm trait
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fiAftit My
JHlTereut
lirei'iilful
harpti tab
Ttfrntair
macHine
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The feftiale
nanrifriiier
sirnnB ytugon
160 SijilHrc rols
Nlnil nf itifl
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ertra ti
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Pro bob n '
Legume ' :
frrm t
fttfftue tltor
wawr :.. i : -Ok
the ocean
iBjufr .
VeiHmlsh
It rep h ,
Sfneujr t r
Old (orm of
eat
Prlrnnry color
Soiltury .
Kntrunce
Klllfil nlirt
RiolftfurB
because merchants in
town won't charge it.
The first shock to. the grnduntcs
will be the discovery that all the
jobs are handed out. by old fogies.
At times, how"ever, a fool driver
just seems that way because you
need .a 'goat to estse yotir'-Otfn
conscience, . ' " , - ' ' - '
It fnust be hlce to feel so Im
portant (Hat you needn't act hate
ful In an effort to seem Important.
It -Isn't, freedom to worship that
men -tflKht ' for, but freedom to
nrgtle the superiority -of their re-i
llglon. '. ' .( .-.,,. .. ...
. A diplomnt Is a man who covets
something nnd can think ' Up :l'
great principle to justify stealing
It.
L, Americanism: Kicking because
state rights 'arc tnnappet:rlfig;'
howling for federal aid when
robins" eat part of the Cherries.
The new sugar tariff will cost'
consumers, say, (100.000.000 a'
year, of which the "protected'
growers will- get IJ87.50.
Why do felds drink?, well, no
body notices legs now,- but a'
glimpse of one was thrilling when
they were hidden. ' 1
I A husband Ls A rifrson who
feels liclprul If he empties the
a.sh tray just before lt runs
over.
What does the angry Player
say to1 the umpire? He says: j
i ou i u i ifjiu, uui iniin; . niii ii-i
me make motions' to fool ' 'the
fans." '
Alas! By the time a people'
gets proud enough to fight for
and Win - freedom, it Is proud
enough to desire subjects. '
Correct this sentence: "Now
this linen suit.": said the clerk.!
'.w'lll retain some evidence of
pressing after, you have worn it
several brturs." '
Do Yott Remember?
, .. . 10 TKAR3 AGO TOtA-'
.(iFroro- fllea jot JtaJI Trlbnna)
K . Mat ". '!' "
'i rfanse to dhervi Merhnrlal day
H Paris, for. flraL llrne
' l'nlte mates 4rmy on Mexlcas
horder strongly reinforced.
KC-4ii en route to bondoh from
Lisbon, forced to land 100 miles
up coast of PortuRal.
A California woman who appear
ed In art Intoxicated condition at
the carnival last ntttht, left for the
south when Chief Timothy threat
ened her arrest.
ilen'ry: Callahan arrived , today
from fhe tilde Iile to celebrate
Decoration day Irt Medfofd.
Bids called for construction of
tlroensprlns Monntnln hlchway.
20 TEARS AGO TODAY ""'
( (From fllea of Halt Trlbuas)
' My emit, mw, . !
Dfln Clark of Illft Stlcfcy Is spend -IriR
a few days In Modford.' i
i. .- -i. ' '?'-iY '
New York Jack .Johnson P.laj'
declared Jim Jeffries was too old
to fflcht him -and" such'"a match
would never' be arranRed. 'T will
ko west and fiBht 'Al Kaufman.":
suid Jiick. ... " . . . -,. . . T, 1
I.1.....I.AI. '' .Atfn marin lit Ihn'lt-
urnph of Col.' Ton Ve'tle'tr hlta-berry.
compariliK me iul-iii rcNiueni lu .
Luther riurhank. .
i Th OreRon fruit eroi lhl year
Is- estimated' hy1' tHS S. P: at 2f550
cars; of these 403 will bo pear'.-.
. i i, . , ... .
Central,' Point. Now thnt tha
town is booming;, it ls up to the
Commercial club to mcrve the S.
P. depot ' from the center of the
street.. . ' . '. ' ' ' ''
-
Mary Astor of, ... , ,ri. :
. Riatto Thurtday y
Sliry -MuSittir "Mf Year'
five." performs a difficult feat for
wh'ch any nM-pba,!. might envy her.
' In a scene with the" "heavy."
Kttrfe J-'oxe, Miss Astor is hurled
across the .living room of Koes
armrfmeht, ' and after ' spinning
through the air for nearly 20 feet
strikes oti her head and shoulders
against a 'window embrasure....;
Henry Lehrrnan, ' director, "Oubt
ed her ability to perform this
scene without Injuring herself, but
the star refused to allow lite story
trt be modified, and (rhtmphsiitly
went through: the act without re
ceiving even a' bruise. ' ' . ;
, Charles 'Morion Is Co-fenrured
Irt this thrilling story, whicll comes
to the Rlnlto:' theater tomorrow.
TCnrlc Foxc, Florence , Tjake, Ar
thur fttorin' and 'Helen Ware hdve
prominent roles in tho picture. ,
' 'HCppfiCIV Sanitary ri a R e ry
opened In Oilman building-. -'' ''
NEW LIGHT ON
OVERWEIGHT
Not Caused By One Food.
Alone Many Factors Mustf. '
Be Considered j
' It ls always interesting, and im
portant wHen sound scientific
opinion1 explodes a popular theory.
Recently We asked one of the moat
prominent scientific authorities on
diet to make public his opinion about
the cause of overweight, "Too many
people today blame sweets for
everything," he said "but I can tell
you positively- that overweight Is
not due to sweets alone. - . :
"The simple truth ib that some
people gorge one foodstuff, others
another. Men and women who are
overweight have become so by the
heavy overeating of starches, or '
sugar, or fats and oils. -
"I am certain that I am right in
saying that the average increase in
overweight cannot be laid to the in
creasing intake of sugar or any
other single food''
Perhaps the most valuable con
clusion to be drawn from this
famous man's . remarks id that a
balanced' diet is most conducive to
good health. Many foods that right
fully belong In such A diet will be
more readily eaten if sugar is used
to -make them, mote appealing, t
Sugar brings out all the "beat
flavors of cereals, fruits, vegetables
and many beverages, it freshens and
invigorates the appetite. -Moat foods
are more delicious and nourishing
with augar. ! The 3ugaf Institute.
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