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loured u KCODd elio) Bailor at UtUm.
tam, imdor Act ol Muck 1, lf.
IUBBCRIFTION SATIi
7 Mattla Adranee:
I)ell, elto SumUj, eer .11. 0
' llallr, wllb Sunday, eotb .TO
llaHy, eluiotrt Bundar, rear 1.80
fallr.': without Bundar, noatn. ...... .05
Veeilf Hill Tribune, DM fur 100
under, out fear 100
Br Carrier, Id Adranee-In Medford, Aihland,
Jaetulllo, Ctnlral relet, PbMDli, laleol, OeM
Bill and on Ullm: .
Jlailr, who Suwlay, ewirlri. .....,'... .TB
Dally, KlUwut Siindij, omjoui no
Hally, ittiuut Sunday, on year f.Ou
lllelr, ultb Sunday, on rev e.(KI
IAH terma, cub lo'adranee. .
, MKMIIKH OP TUB ASSOCIATED PIIKBB
f Ktrelilni Full Uaed Wire genlce
ne Anoelated Frew U eieliwliely entitled to
tbt we for publication of all none dbpateboa
credited to it or ouierwlie credited la thle paper,
aof also to the local newe publlsbed berelo.
Ml rltu for publleatloo of apodal diipoUhoa
aetelo ore alio reamed.
Oflltral paper of the Clir of Medford.
'.'Official paper of Jeeaton Couatr.
Snore oailf ateraio clrctilatlo for dl aontae
em!li Oct. 1, 128, 443.
. Adtertlilnx Ttrnreientatuee
t ' ' H. C. M0UE.N8KN A COMPANY
fOfflcee In New Yorli. Clilfaia, Detroit, Ian
rrauebeo, IM Angela, Beillle, Portland.
Ye Smudge Pot
j By Arthur Perry
5 Tlin KH'tit .financier toolc a-fork
nlid iljew it picture 'or the Great
Northern nillroiiil, nnd used a cut
l&iss suitor 'howl for a eU'lt, ljut
Iin, never turned IiIh bnek on the
jfOHtCHA once.
t As n result of too much illnnor
Fi" girls nro not nny thinner.
One of the Odd Follows hands Ik
Impossible. They play more than
qit-y march. -N'othliiR Is so Inspir
ing as to see) a BHy unlfornii'il
Isuld piunoo a mile, anil never
tolt a lujie.
Our hi', -soetlsendor Is up to Ills
old trlelts eoiiHorlliiK Willi the
ltKterers of the president from the
fiddle West.
i IlsnUHt Is expressed at the puh
li'lly lven Mr. Alphunse t'apone,
yip eminent chlraRo RanKstnr, who
;t'(identnlly ' wandered Into Jail,
where he will languish until the
nixt rah'ndar Is half used up
liarrlliK a miracle by his lawyers.
1r. Cupone, for all his eussedness,
InteresthiK. much more so than
ills. Minnie (.Maw) Kennedy.
.
p Jlrnd Heath was downtown Sat.
In the midst of his pm. snooze, lie
vj'fls tucked away heneath a bevy
(V covers and coverlels, air colored
lie fashionable sea-shell tiink.
Marrhieo Licensee lssuctl
? .Hoke Johnston and M u r 1 e
laples, li. (I. 2111 (Malheur1 lOntcr
ni'lse.) HIkiiiiI! Wtileh.that ondl
, It's about time somebody lahl a
Strawberry on the editor's desk,
Lhut couldn't Bet In a teacup bo-tdl-e
the robhw had pecked at It.
Kl.ll' HOItX I'LAVI'.ltM HAI'PICI)
(WSC. New l.raD
I The bund now has. only twenty
one boys In It. We have lost four
hoys. We have also three new buys.
We practiced for two weeks on
the music we Rave on the tilth, for
a concert.
AVe have no orchestra, aa wo
have lost nil our violinists. - rie
Bidtm the first band, Mr. Humsby
Mso has a second hand of pretty
flood size which he Is teacliiiiB to
lay. Some of tho boys In the
second hand will soup Join the first
Laud to help us out.
v 'We are rather short of trombone
Idoyers, but Mr. Humsby says he
s Kind of It.
J"Vhat Rood does tho hundred
million dollars llnrry V. Hlnrlalr
possesses do him, tis he pomlei'H his
misdeeds in prison," nsks an up
stato editor, who nppears to he
parried. Dollars will still be In
style when Mr. Sinclair Bets out
IM'Xt AllBUSt.
A red hnrn is reported from the
AppIckuIo illKtiiit, a ml It will
ftooner or . later Jar . the artistic
reuse of tho valley. It is the only
t-ffd burn In the county. A barn
houlil never he piliuled, as it
? nakes the ussessor think the fnr
uer Is prosperous. Mr. Mcl'askey
jins his burn painted while, and
trimmed in Rreen. The Mct'askey
larn has a couple of aristocratic
iRnliles. When WIr Ashpolo had
the blRRest barn hereabouts. It was
VnroiiKed, and the roof set forth In
Mr black letters, the Blorles and
the Roodness of n popular liver
Idll.
J I KOMRTIIIM.! XUW AO.MN!
i ( I.iiiikmI. Kail.. Tiller)
I Many have been under the lm
il'esslon that all the Ford Jokes
wive been perpetrated, and that
ithere aren't any more, hut two
tinned hoys, nirdlo Kins and
lleryl ArmstrnnR, thotiRbt up nn-
tber i, lie hist wjvk, when they
anchored their Kord ear tn a
"liroailway rurh with a chain nt
Incbed to n welRht, Many recalled
this Ruod old custom of the eijulne
tii'a. In the halcyon days of wood
,cir awnlnRs, hustles unit blushes II
Was ho uncommon spectacle to hoc
h rrnctlous horsn thus humiliated.
Pile sIrM of n piece of railroad
Iron at one end of a chain and n
'orU at t the other, revived the
nemories of many old timers, who
jtot a roo.1 IniiRli mit of the -Incipient,
as I-'ord Jest No. 4,000.000.001
)iiHsid Into the bulRinii archives.
) ' And thnt excrtirlntlng bit of
hy-plny run be enlivened by taking
ine of Kd IjOliipnrt'n side saddles
for Indies, - nnd cinching It on the
'hood. -
; - '
" MADHAS Pacific Power
;;Llght company, the Madras Pio
neer and I'ai'lfio Tel. & Tel. t'o.
theld open houso In new Pioneer
t building recently.
. . .
(, HOOT) ItlVKU Hnnchem of
.Ulpper Hood Itiver valley I'xpect
;to shlti nppi'oxliiuitely '7a cm-loads
WELCOME ODD FELLOWS AND REBEKAHS!
TftJlie .yisitins 01d . Fellows. find IJebekiilirf, jatliered hero
from all parts of the slate, the people of Medford extend a
cordial mid hearty welcome.
. The people of litis city and Y'dley are i;lad to have as their
guests ni'ein hers 'of an organization which is so representative ;of
all that is be'sit and most worth while in American lif,u today.
There is nothing odd'ahout the Odd Fellows. They are not
peculiar or eccentric. They not only represent onfc of the
oldest and most successful of the many Knulish fraternal and
benevolent organizations, hut they represent in u peculiar iscns;
th sturdy and suhstantiid American Norm.
Jf all the Odd Fellows should takc 'ii dnyo'ff,-li large pro-
Itortion of tho useful work in this country would he left
done. , The men and women of this order. believe in hard work,
and they also believe in exlendiii? a. helping hand to their
fellowman, . - , ,-,. ;k i'' '.. -
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IN Tins somewhat flupperish nnrl flippant age, flavored witii
the cyiricism of niaterialiKtic success, it is particularly re
freshing to do honor to nil organization of this kind.
Wo hope the present, convention will be a success in every
way and that when, the visiting Odd Fellow and, Kebekahs
depart, they, will luive so eiijoj'eif-theiitselves, and so'sensed
the giiiiuiiieness of Hie hospitality extended that soni) day' in
the not too distant future, they will feel like coming here ugain.
GOOD WORK FOR GOOD ROADS '
AFICW WEEKS AOO we called attention to the condition
of. the roiid front Jledford to the Uolf club, and the
need of repair. '
During the past week, the city put on a repair erew, and
nowi the highway is in' excellent condition; and with the rainy
seusiin over, will remaiii, so.'
The present city administration has the right idea of lngh-
t'a- ndnlitiiMf ratwin. iiiKtenrl
then leaving.it alone until it hn.st virtually been destroyed, the
eitv hclieves ill makiiiL' re i lairs us the need occurs, thereby not
only milking the good road system permanent but at a mini
mum expense to the taxpayers. . '
The time to rciiair a yond- road is not. when the Kurfacc has
gone, but the moment any portion of it starts to give way. In
other words, eonstriietion is only
is the other half. ,
Wlwiii litis iriitli is accented,
this country is universally builb
leiiiuni will not be far away.
IS FLYING TOO
A
fill EAT MANY' PEO'l'.l'l'j are disturbed over what, they
regard as evidence of the increasing dangers of avia-
t ton.
During n recent discussion
our substantial citizens declare
until it approached less closely a synonym for suicide.
: During the past month there has been an epidemic of fill a li
tis.. Hut sensible people should analyze those figures before
jumping to any rush conclusions. '
IN TILE F1KST J'LACE, the recent sensational increase in
flying should he considered. Where a few years ago hun
dreds of planes flew during the week-end, there are now thous
ands. Naturally there will be more fatalities, yet statistics
show the percentage has steadily
Moreover, fatalities get in the 'newspapers; safe flights do
not. 'Itut even more important are the causes of these fatuli
ties.. ' i r v'. .
We haven't the exact figures, but wo do know that a large
percentage of these fatalities have been due to taking unneces
sary chances unlicensed pilots,
lying ami joy-riding in tllu air.
Eliminate accidents under this classification, compile the
number of airplano flights per day, and tho proportion of
fatalities and We believe .the outstanding fact will be not how
dangerous flying has become,
that the force dl' gravity is still
' Yes, the great man usually is
reporter corrects his grammar.
The difficulty in buying a newspaper's influence is the one
that can be bought, hasn't any.
One thing is certain. Anyone,. who opposes smudging will
get the while dog vote.
The day the senate passed the debenture plan wheat declined
'2tt per cent. Apparently the wheat market men didn't think
much of Senator llrookheart's speech.
However, this is the season
not waste time in the eaves.
MUTT AND JEFF
ARP. OU CRYinG ntTlT AIM THAT. "
RPCAIIC.T T'AI IM TVIC
' ' ' '
inuf Housec if so
stop it:
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' N'
WEDFORti MXTi;
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nf lnnlilint ft f?ooil road ' illlcl
null tile Initlle, niamteniince
and hie-liwu ndniinisf ration in
upon it, the good road mil-
DANGEROUS?
of the shbjcct we heard one of
he would wait about flying
declined.
condemned machines, stunt-
but how considering the fact
working safe it really is.
misquoted, in the papers. The
1
to stay on top of the earth and
.-' "
In Plain Words, Mutt
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rcw BOCteS orvj
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TRTBtTNTS, MEDFORD,
Personal Health Service
; By WILLIAM BRADY, If. D. . ' .
B'.foed Ictun oortatnlBf to prfloaal health out Bftfrna, et to cHoooe dlefBOOt or
treatmeac wilt be aooworod br Dr. Brody U a otomped, oelf-eddreooeil odtcIodo la eocloood.
Lettera should bo brill and wrlttoD let Ink, Owing; to tho largo- owabor ol lottcona ro
eolrod. onlr a few ooo bo anowerod boro. Ho reply coo bo made to qucrloo not ownfona
ln( to taotrnotloM. Addrooo Dr. Wlllloa Brady, In ow of thlo nowopopor. .
THE PRIMROSE POI80NING CASE
Sudden outbreak of a tine Itch
lug rash about the hands, race and
neck, usually occurring in women.
and especially
when it happens
(repeatedly, war
rants a suspicion
of dermatitis ve
nenata, as we
doctors cryptic
ally call it, or
poisoning of the
skin, as a lay
man might aay.
Whether It is lie-
cause we - are bet er do ectives
than our med.cal fathers were, or
hecause there- an actual. Increase
III the prevalence oi stt.sumty
In the race, it does seem that all
these diseases due to peculiar sen
sitivity to poisons are on the in
crease. Primrose poisoning is an
instance. This waH scarcely men
tioned in the medical literature up
to 10 or IB years ago; now there
are cases in nearly every doctor's
practice.
Here Is one. A young matron
has been in the habit or spending
Sunday with pa and ma and tak
ing her , husband and the three
bimbos to sit in on ma's 'nliuit
aide eats. This has been the rule
for the last six years, in fact ever
since the lady married. Pretty
soft for hor, and ma woulilij't lie
happy without the regular iiouia
ful of guests at Sunday dlni'er,
you . know. Well, It was rino, until
here just lately, it seemed that
nearly every Monday or Tuesday I
no young matron wo, " ueve, , a
beaulirttl rash and itclt like overy-
thing ror n.day or two. , 'Serore
the week was over the 'rouble
would be practically gone, and
everybody all set to sail in on
grandma's big feed. Then Mon
day night or Tuesday morning the
same thing would huppen all over
again, nnd the ungrateful daugh
ter was inclined to blame it on
menus; surely, she deduced, mn
was reeding ner something tnni
didn't agree; probably something
too rich ror her; yet all the while
the kids and Wend husband were
giving excellent accounts of them
selves and accepting all offerings
at grandma's table and never
sprouting a pimplo over it. ' -
. Somo ol' the neighbors assured
the Incly that it must bo urtc ncld
or high blond pressure or Home-1
thliig. Nevertheless, she went to
let the doctor see her when the
rash was out.
Tho doctor knew bis . botany.
ITh hiih, said he. have you a little
primrose in your home? Prim
rose? Primrose? Why. no but,
ah, say, the lady wondered, ma
bad n window full of them. And
did the patient visit ma's home
often? Sure, every Sunday. Really,
it is very simple.
Well, what to do, want to do.
Mroak the news tn mother. Im
press upon her firmly but gently
that she can have her choice
keep the primroses nnd relinquish
the happiness of cooking nnd serv
ing 5 (five) extra Sunday dinners
each week, or give away the prim
roses nnd on with the .dinners.
Thnt's the end of the story. Of
course you know ma.
It Is not always so simple,
though. - Suppose the victim wure
engaged In the floral business and
could not so onslly throw away
lite primroses. Well, In Hint case.
I bellove, though I cannot say I
know, that tho problem Is slill
susceptible of solution. The vic
tim could have- his druggist pro
pare a standard tincture of prim
rose leaves, say 10 per cent
strength, then use, sny, one dram
of tincture with two of glycerin
nnd enough syrup of orange to
mnko up three ounces. ' 1-ot the
victim begin taking this Internally,
n single drop In somo water after
each meal for tho first week, ten
drops at each dose tho second
week, n tonspoonful twice a day
thereafter. This will, I believe. Im
munize such a sensitive individual
against tho primrose.
1 know a similar procedurewloes
immunize Individuals against Ivy
poisoning 'but only for the dura
tion of the season. It they wish
to enjoy a fnlr degree of immu
nity they must lake n course' of
the bomeopalhlcnlly diluted rhus.
tox. at the beginning of ench sen
son, and perhaps an occasional
dose throughout the season.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Artificial Silk
I work In the spinning room of
a (artificial silk) plant nnd would
like to have your ndvlce whether
the sulphur fumes would cause
Lost Nothing
ItlOM'T vou Kwo-jy A MAM -S
socKete -no Bet ReaC
otA Ho(5S RACe? ha H
VVHA, HO Ho HO'J
iiini d - ., . t eees w i ri it- i ' f ' f.w
ii?nrarvi n ; ro iwu (,s -.l- cjj'v - .
ORKflOX, :rONTDAYjfAY 20,' 1929.
any permanent injury to my Iudrs
or eyes. I know over a dozen men
that have got "Bore eyes" in this
work, bnt they seem to get over it
in a few days and come back, at
the same job. I don't know the
composition of the "hath," hut It
is strong, because It burns and the
burns take a lung time to heal. I
have learned much about keeping
in good- health by reading your
daily articles. (S. S.I
y Answer. The fumes are hydro
gen sulphirt. - The eye Inflanunn
tion so caused is temporary and
d 'for 8,)innlng cellulose is
a,ll hur Tni'8 , , ,
Keen some sale-
,,, ,,,. , ., , .,
ize the acid In case you gel
splashed with it. . Hut don't use
salertttus in the eyes, II' you urb
anything for the eyes let it be
merely warm weak salt.water a
rounded teuspoonful of salt in the
pint of renter, and this may be used
as freely as you like.
. Resuscitation
, Kindly describe what the Sch'a
fer prone pressure method of re
suscitation is anil how it should be
applied. (Mrs. h. D. P.) .
Answer. I have described It
here rrom' time to .time. Every
man, woman nnd child should be
prepared to apply this life saving
measuro in any emergency. The
only way to learn how to do It is
by seeing it done and then doing
o. under instruction. It is so sim
ple that any five-year-old child
can do It. Description, in order
, c, , ,he , must
accommnlei, witll two ictre8 of
,t ,.,., .', , .,,
the two simple' movements of the
method. I have tried for years to
persuade various people to publish
and' broadcast such a description,
but no one seems to recognize the
wltlo popular Interest such a re
minder would have. The only pub
lished descriptions of this life sav
ing method I would recommend
appears In Howell's Textbook of
Physiology .(the one picture shows
the first position or mrvemerit as
Schaefer himself gives li I ; and In
Florence J)aktn's "Simplified. Nurs
ing" (I.lppincotr compnnyl which
Includes two excellent photographs
showing the proper procedure. 1
warn' yon to beware or Hie erratic
instructions and pictures given by
the .Red Cross and numerous slm-
ilnr agencies.
(Copyright John F. Dlllu company)
"Your husband must be patient,"
said sbmebuddy to Mrs. Leghorn
Tharp, who wanted to play bridge'
till mornln', an' she said, "I'll say
he's patient. He's been waitin' fer
nearly three years fer a keg o'
apple Jack to git right." Ever'
:.-...ii r....ii
can't paint that. ' I
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Brisbane's Today
(Continued from Page One.)
mobile, will do everything that a
big machine enn do.
Henry Kurd started that, ex
hibited several machines. lUit tho
loss of a good pilot, on n distnncc
flight, cnusod him, tnmpnrarily, to
turn nwny from the small mnchine.
Someone else will produce It,
Mid he will come buck to It.'
- Architects, engineers, surgeons
You'Rci A
m.on
Bocks
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MAIL TRIBUNE
DAILY CROSS-WORD PUZZLE
ACROSS
1. Joy
I. Vnrlelr oMIly
Solution of Yesterday's Puzzle SI'
HlLi3T?-
l a o o i IlJ" L LL
10. Hornlne of
"bohenfrrln
11. Ftttei Aiorsa
myth.
IS. fortulnlni to
tho Ileum
lo. Approaeb
17. Mine oDtramee
IS. lnatract
1. Infroquebt
to. One vrbo
corrlei or tho
Serios
'If-lire or
speech pro
fesslntr dvubl
14. WlnKllker
s. eroiperlly
37. Scorn
SO. Loveloek
m. Undent
85. Mureh emr
S7. Preso for
payment
18. Kelt
as. Hot by ex-
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Sf. Greek demigod
of the ees
M. The Orit Tic
tlm of mirder .-,
I. Copper cols of.
40. before
1. Alrt comb.
form
If. Novel br Sir
Walter Seott
40. Kfrff-Bhaped.
ornament
47. Fertalnlne? to
jonia
S. Hernlitle , .
beorln '
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7. Appraioer jiX
an. neci
m wood lumps GvYimiuatnong
49. Small animate Inaects
el. Prehlatorlc in- 70. Covered with
habitant of onow .
Creal Urltals 71. Aftlrmatlre
12. Incaralou votes.
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I 1. I 1 Wk I I I m I I I i
wltli work in places far separated,
will fly from one job to another,
B8 Col. Deeds, a director In United
Aircraft, flies now, keepinp; an all
metal machine always anchored in
his front yard.
.
Even old China Is experiment
ing with the new idea, starting as
new Ideas usually start, in the ef
fort to kill somebody. -
C li 1 n e s e airplanes yesterday
dropped a few, bombs, In the Inter
mlnnblo war of that distressed
country., . t
They were little bombs, only 100
IHiunds each, not comparable' to
the . OOOO.pounG TNT ' civilized
bombs, that would sink nny battle-s.lilp-
llut China Is at least beginning.
Asiatics pay little attention) to
death, and when all Asia flies, and
the Pacific becomes as narrow as
ftlie - English channel, westerners
will do some thinking.
"I am fearfully and wonderfully
mode." A cat in the lnlnratory
of Dr. Glbbs of Dalhnuse unlver.
slty. Nova Scotia, might have said
iliut. Experiments with drugs ou
I he cat's heart destroyed; tho
power of that organ after a short
tlmo. Tho cnt was then kept alive
for several hours by the Installa
tion of a rubber heart, electrically
operated,
put In place ot the real
heart.
Kind antl-vlvlsectlonists will de
plore the experiment. Hut the cnt
felt no pain, and its life may he
useful for ages to come.
Yivisec-
tionists might turn to animals
caught In trnps, of which millions
suffer tortures of fear and pain,
with no blessed anesthesia.
1'nfortunnte human beings, vic
tims of drugs, as bad ns those
that ruined the cat's heart, wilt ho
interested In Dr. Glbbs' experi
ments. ' The two horrible curses that af
flict men are drugs and gambling.
Both destroy ambition and moral
character. Drugs "kill moral and
physical health.
August lleckscher has found a
way to make farming profitable.
He Is an orange grower on a big
scale, and makes every year's ci-op
Fool! tooK at mo
r'M s mart; you bt tcaj k,,
and iovr t. a l
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Shakeipesrlaa
kins ...... ..
18. lllodn worn... .
- an'e varment
IS. Space i
il, Fate of en-- '
eampment of '
the laraelitea
SJ. Feel
11. Take baek
So. Saataln with.
out dleaGtes
7. Forebodlat
9-1.. Anxlone
it. Tale
11. Urerk theater
39. llend i
83. Iok joints '
34. DomeatlQ fowl
49. J'eraonall Ole
lll 43. Winners
44. t;iiupol for
' iirhale dcro
I CIR
J ilone
10. Arabian eom'.'
mender
48. Pomes
011. Extreme men.
tal dedeleucx
S3. Amerlrun
geologlat '
14. lllaek
li. Komltted
. (7. According to
fact
&S. Wlde.montlied
pot
19. Mnnrel
49. Prohibit
US. A merles n . .
Indian
04..31an'o nick
name .
DOWN
1. Bite off little
' ly little
I. Vein ol mln .
i eral
S. Assam silk .
worm
t. t'ulcli by aril-
Hie
(. Halt of eltrle
acid. ' .
0, 'ermented
llriuor
7. Mt'Udovf
tj. Insredlent of
iratlns wax
t. (reelua
111. UnllJt
profitable by giving it away to
poor children.
He ljegan this year, giving away
250,000 oranges. Nex: year he will
give away 5,000,000.
M
Middlemen's profits, uncertain
markets, high freight rates, noth
ing bothers him. He knows- flint
whatever happens he will get in
real value 100 times the money"
value of his crop
Thai is one sure way to make
farming pay, but unfortunately the
'averaged puzzled farmer lacks the
millions that enable Mr. Heckscher
to find a sure market for his crop.
In Nevada's "Valley of Fire"
science finds remains of a race
that lived, built and fought there
4000 years ago. That race built
up its power and its degree of
civilization based, . probably,"" on
Mongolian trudltlons, disintegrated
and sank to rod man barbarism
1000 years before Columbus came
to find us. ' .
Races and civilizations, like in
dividuals, have their birth life, de
cay and death. Fifty thousand
years hence we shall be catalogued
as "one of the primitive fighting
races, leaning strongly toward
commercial cupidity, completely
lacking all but the most primitive
idealism." -
All three Ilrltish parties are for
peace. I.loyd George, Baldwin,
llumsay " MncDonald all say' they
hate war, which they do, and want
to reduce armaments, which they
probably do not, being wise.
Their idea ts to get the new
young woman -"flapper vote."
It is taken for granted that all
women hate war. But If some
British candidate came along. with
a wide chest, a long blonde mus
tache, nnd a heroic air, tltreaten--lng
to wipe out ull Britain's ene
mies, he would probably get 85
per cent of the young lady vote.
What chance t would a gentle
Quaker have against a Lindbergh
in America? Lindbergh repre
sents the lighting spirit.
Fingernails may be protected
when gardening by wetting them
nnd drawing them over a wet cake
of toilet soapi forcing it under the
nails. The soap Is easily washed
out and protects from stnins and
Irritation from the- dirt.
Rur Ml? T MATHS A
n
MIND" 8T AMt
r
lost uua ry
HA (4A HA
Ho
Do Yon Remember?
' 10 YEAlt AtiO '1IWSI - '. '
- f From tiles' of Man Triburn) ;'
star hi. iaia .. ; . ; '.
suge recommenda1 repeal of war :
prohihltion enforcement: M-gartllnk
wine and beer.- . r'' ;s ';'
1-i if. Wilson appointed Yty dov
ernor Oleott to state board of ac
countancy. - - fc .
Thinning started In full Rway In
local 'orchards. . - ..
Code Hall returns from war) ser
vice overseas.
Floyd Youiik leaves, tomorrow
with the offlclnlf closing ,nf th
frost season. . . ' ... ...
Pearl Watkins ill in hod la mar
ried to Vern Stephenson of the
Applegnte at the Medfonl Hanltnr,-.,
iuin by Hev. D. E. .Millard.
20 YEARS AGO' TODAY'
(From files of Mall Trlbuns) '
May SO, 1009.
Chicago Jim Jeffries declares
he will sign to fight Jack Johnson
next Decomber. ' ' ' r ' . "
Edgar Hafer today . received a
draft .for payment for. the' Pactfio
& Eastern frum eastern parties. .
Jess Enyart wins first "shoot" of
new Medford Gun club. ,
The Nnsh, Livery stablo is Bold'
hv H. C. Bonnev to W. R. Tucker-
tor tSOOO.
Beginning Mopday tho Nash
flrlll will serve a regular 36 cent t
lunch. ' n . '
- ' '
Quill Points
He sure j. youi- newspaper: .-pur;
chases will find you out; also, v ,
j : . v.
Pronsletr Vocn r reaction M" the
farm belt when., call money on
Wall Street goes
"Ho, humy
to.. 20 per cent.:
" Fable: She was very sensitive,
but she wasn't proud . of It ...nnd ,
didn't tell anybody. ' ', . ; .'
Peaches should be plentiful this;
lime. The crop has been ruined
only seven times this spring;, 'in
stead 'of the usual ten. '
Anol her nice- tiling to ,lo
. with lert-ovorH .Is lo. pluce.
them In un open dish, molxteil
with milk, and Iced to tho dog.
Faith Js the quality that makes
the pi-ice of hind double when con
gress promises farm relief. '
The important question Is: Can '
Mrs. Gann tiutt in ahead of the
line at the ticket window? -
Americanism: - "Another brutal-
klllirilr! ' W'hut? Th ileml mnn'n
opinions weren't like mine? Oh',.
well: served him right." . ;
j-iumun nature ooesn t cnange. ,
and when fall came in .the Garden.
Eve doubtless blamed Adam for
scattering the leaves everywhere.
The woman who bought a violet
ray lump last winter-, will; soon he-tellino-
the children In keen nut nf '
the hot sun. - .v,'.;. .,,;
The Klan is going hack. to Atlan
ta home to the south, as another
oi-giinizutfon did after wearing It
self out licking the North.
Another' mlvnimig-o of the
milkshake Is that you needn't
Nttiml at-oVdrmk six to airoYe ' .
yourself u fjood fellow..' . . '.
There Is no historical record of
any people that ever became great
on a diet of pCanut butter sand
wiches. - - .
At the end ot the third gloomy,
rainy day, you wonder why the
ancients conceived ' of . hell. nw',ii
Place without moisture;
Weather experts say a. house ex
plodes in a cyclone because .of a'
vacuum, but It doesn't sound rea
sonable. You never saw a head'
explode. :
The opposite of tacf is what the
nurse reveals when she says casu
ally: "Why. yourw was just a sim
ple appendix ense, wasn't It?"
By BUD FISHER
ALuI1
ivinu;
His
Ho. f
ipotutocs this year.
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