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f U. C WOCENStN COMfANT
"Offltwl In New Tort, Chleaco, Detroit,
fttattuo. Lot Angela, Brittle, Portland.
Ye Smudge Pot
y Arthur Ptrry
i'.iMw Alplioimo Caponl, u aiHtln
Hulxhod man of crimes who forgot
to duck a Clerman bayoni-t In 11)18,
ufid thoroby Is called "Scarfuco,"
litmu upon an ovll day In I'hlladul
lihlit. und now repoHeu In iho Jalt
ImuHe. - Mr. t.'aponl, unoothorod in
Florida or ChlcaRO, accidentally
wandered , into mo Unlua Stutcs
und wiw cant among thieves. It
would not he surprising if Al
jihonBC, angored by the turn of
ovents, wotld he Invited to roturn
to his native Blcily, by tlio govern
ment. When arrested, Mr. Caponl
llitd upon his poison 110,000, and
iin automatic pistol, which ho uses
In plain' and fancy killing. It was
fitting "that . Alphnnso should be
nauhwd in Philadelphia. It was
there a grand Jury discovered that
a! -plain policeman, walking a beut
at S0 per month, performed the
inaitlcal feat of putting $240,000
in the bunk In slightly less than a
yeay.; ' , '
iHupposo man came from a mon
My ;or a tadpole. If so, ho has
ctitnlnly made a long Journey.
JOrom the - tadpole to Herbert
Hnovr, to Alfred E. Smith, to
treorgo V, to Robert Drowning, to
llliihiirti Wagner., to Rafael is no
mean achievement. (Lit. Dig.)
Not to mention the Jump to Sena
tor; Hutlln of Alabama,
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;.Tho latest cyolono ti-ylng to get
otll of Kansas, stopped '.quicker
thah a ludy In a
'IfINDBR plcaui) return pocket-
book lost at V Tliursduy to 12s
Wllinniotte. No questions asked.
-(Eugene Register.) A veiled
lineal to tell the district attorney.
(The prosperous condition of this
nOCK Ot mo WOOon in niivniwu
I he fact that not a' hind tire has
boon rent usunilor this yeur un the
itin mom.
Anyone knowing whore Mrs. J.
SI,, w. . stayed Monday,
April 2'ii left glasses and beads.
(Kansas City 8tar.) Clues point to
it party. !
Robert M. AVhlto, our genial
piuiltber, has recovered from the
flu, and Is charging round again.
(Buffalo Blade.) llmphlcally cor
ro.-, And ho Is probably guiiuf back
ho Hi o attor his pills.
'Tomorrow Is Hunday. Aululsts
are getting ready to go 40 ways for
Sunday. As a matter ot fact, It is
uily- 30.7 ways. "
Ono-or the Sparrow boys report,
ed to Sheriff Woodpecker, that
rough looking cat had been follow
ing him lately.
'"' Judging from the enraptured at
ten! Urn of a young couple for each
other. at a public place lust even
ingIt won't he long now. (Cain'
. eron News.) Putting a llttlu gin
grr Into a drab social item.
t J M'l'-.AklMl OT IIETS
The world Is divided Into two
groups of people thoso who are
In. our set and thoso who are not
uur set has a very good limn to
gviluu' going on woek-end parties
mill playing bridge and arranging
liffdrehand to stl together at some
th nir. ! .
(, Kuch member of our set has
something - to contribute. Carrie
.tones is too kilting for words about
her inothcr-ln-law. and Hill White
is. frightfully amusing about Lucy s
not darning his socks and threat
ening to send them to the ladies'
nld, and Oeorgo llrown is so funny
the wny he sits there and never
Mtys a thing.
And tbe Jokes they play on each
other! Will they ever forget when
lem Jones pretended that ho had
been drinking and lay out on the
living room floor and they poured
the. water down his neck, or when
they locked Ulll Whlto In tho cel
lar? Or the camping trip last
summer and Jenny llrown In
knickers? (Usltlmore Sun.)
Adopts
. IiOMK, Italy MP) Tho Italian
government has plart-tl an Import
tariff equal to 20 cents a bushel
on durum wheia In an effort to
help Italian rurniera supply tho na
tional need, Italy has been one
of the principal foreign market
for durum wheat from tho United
States.
-MOSCOW. OP) A special com
mttteo of tbe commixiutrlnt of
health 1 trying to perfect a cheap
suhfttltute for gold In dpntlstfy.
"rover-rust" steel of soviet manu
facture, which Is now bolng tested
In a, number of laboratories, ls
looked In ns n prohnhle suhittitute
for gold fllllniN, crowns and nrli
(lcl.il tooth.
THE ORCHARDI8TS
THE vulue of BiiuidKint,', as an insurance KuinHt crop loss,
lias been so generally uccc'lrted by fruit Krowcrn here, ns
well as in California, tliut wc supposed Hie. mutter liud been
tettled lout; ago. ' j'
But apparently in the Jiiind of one growe!i L. A. Banks of
Med ford and R-ivernide, California, it hasn't ljeen. JJr. Banks
not only opposes Hiiiudsjiii,' but advocates a luw 'against 'it in
the Kogue River Valley. ;
Mr. Banks declares he wishes to enter into no contrqversy
with Floyd YouiKf, the governiuent fmst expert, aJid this wish
will no doubt be gratified. For Mr. Young is under orders from
the government to enter into no locuL controversies regarding
the ndininistratiu of bis department..
This is undoubtedly a sensible procedure, for controveries
of4liis kind invariably arouse more heat thun light. Moreover.
the matter is one that cannot be settled by any individual,
whether he happens to be a forst
must 1)4 settled by the fruit growers as a whole..
X other words, the final decision rests with the individual
orehardist. There is no law compelling the owner of a fruit
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orchard to smudge.- There never
The 'best evidence, therefore, that Banks is mjstaken in
is view, is the fact that both Ibere and in California, without
compulsion, the practice of smndiring lias grown by leaps and
bounds, and hundreds' of orchardists wjio originally opposed
it, as an unnecessary expense and a doubtful protection, have
changed their minds and adopted
AVhyt Simply because they
smudging and non-smudging, and
that tho former method I'AYS,
MR.-BANKS' answer to this
flim-flammed by smudge
knowing enough about their own affairs to realize that what
they regarded as a gain was actually a loss.
Jlebbe so. But that judgment
ion of the average fruit grower.
reliant class of men could scarcely be imagined. Their dispo
sition to accept i)6; doctrine that ruiis contrary to their per
sonal and practical experience has come to be proverbial. Wc
have in mind one prominent pear grower in this valley who for
years refused to adopt smudging, but after suffering losses year
utter year, is now one of its most uncompromising and cnthusi--
astic advocates. There arc scores of others.
BIT, as wc said he-lore, this
by individuals, politicians
decided by the fruit industry as
will be determined not by theories on either side of the qucs-'
tion, but by the cumulative evidence of practical experience. .
It's like niatrimony. Mini
wild flowcrH, and then Vhcy fade,
V Civilization ih wonderful. It
to penetrate better and better unaor.
Third degree:., A method used by police to punish a pris
oner for being n nobody. .
Maybe a lot of mon just seem, unemployed because trans
porting is a night job.
College, really develops tho
could think up ho many ways to
There is no rigid caste system in America; just the two
groups of cigarette consumers
Simile for today: As difficult as keeping your tongue out
of the hole, where the tooth was.
You womU'V whether you have tin . iiiJVriovfty coinnlox-t
Wull, observe whether you think it necessary toact superior
at the Tire us.
Americanism: Wishing you
more successfully ; wishing you
enough to show the manager a
How to stop a war? Oh, just
up anus without a majority vote
It is still too early to tell whether Mr. Hoover has Congress
ut his back or on his bands.'
' Among the freak stunts done
A bank into tho farming business. ,
Cubas president is shrewd.
needs, but ho never happens
Street banker.
MUTT AND JEFF-Jeff
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WILL DECIDE THIS
expert or a fruit grower, but
lias been, tlierc never will be.
it.
have tried out both methods,
found by uetual experience
, ', . j ' -;
is tlley Have iieen ueiuiicu ana
propagandists, 'apparently not
does not conform to our opin
A more independent, self-
isn t a question to De decided
or newspapers. It can only be
a whole. And that decision
isn't content until he picks the
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makes better and better guns
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mind. Who hut a college boy
ask for money T
and cigarette endorsers.
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could manage your own affairs
had charge of Hit; team long
thing or two.
agree that no nation shall takt
of its people.
by a cyclone is that of forcing
Ho confiseatesM property be
to need any owned by a Wall
Play Phenomenal
Personal Health Service
7 WIXaXIAM BRADY, M. D.
SlfMd letter partalnlag to persona hsalth nod hlsieoa, sot to oUsmss diagnosis or
tnatsMOt, wlU be uiwS by Dr. Brady II a oUmpd, aell-oddreaaad enrelop la andoaod.
Lectors should b brief and written lo Ink. Owing to lb larg Bomber of letter re
ceived, only a few oan be answered here. No reply oan b raado to queries ool fonforaa.
lag to loatneotlona. Adiiraaa Dr. WUllaai Brady, la ear of tola- newspaper.
OH, liADV, BE KIND
A Bloomlngton lady contributes I
a toxt: ' 1
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concerning' the feet and exercises.! """ow jour hot'" J
mr- 1 wlajl you COUld I1. n,','Wl l W i fOr,,h0
my more In your
column about
cor feet ubocs for
women, and ahow
1 1 1 u Htrations of
correct laatti, - I
find moat women
are totally Ignor
ant of this last.
In fact I didn't
know that such a ;
shaped shoo could be obtained. I
believe modern women' would in
time adopt It If they knew about
It. "
Formerly I made a practice of
naming several niukua or brands
of Hhooa that had something1' like
a proper or hygienic shape and
construction, but I was always re
luctant to do so because I knew
that in most Instances these shoes
cost more than good shoes arc
worth.
Now, I am fclad tto say. It is no;
longer necessary to name purlieu-1
lur makes of shoes that a health
adviser cun recommend for girls or
women. Tho shoo manufacturers
are now providing such shoes in
alt tho familiar brands or makes,
and probably for tho very reason
that -every manufacturer is pro- j
vlding them, tho shoes cost no i
moro mun oruinury unnKiiiit: ur
freak shoes- do.
Instead of mentioning any par
ticular make of shoe, therefore, I
shall outline briefly the essential
features of a hygienic or proper
shoe for girl or woman and leave
It to your own intelligence or com
mon sen.se to Helect shoes that have
these features, If you really mean
to to kind to your dogs. Experi
ence has taught that such kind
ness pays. Tho lady who does treat
her dogs well enjoys greater com
fort, bettor health and improved
personal oppearance. you want
to estimate ,a lady's intelligence,
look at her dogs.
Here, then, are the essential fea
tures of a hygienic 'shoo:
1. Tho outline of the shoe,
drawn with pencil on tho paper on
which tho shoe stands, . must bo
greater than the outline of the bare.
font with your weight upon it. ,
2. The Inside line of this out
line should be nearly straight from
heel to point of great toe, or if
bent at nil I if should bend inward.
3. The toes of the hIioos must
bo widely rounded, never pointed,
and tho width, of solo -across bnM
of foot must 'be greater than thrt
breudth of foot with your weight
on It.
4. Tho shank or narrowed por
tion between toe nnd heel of shoej
should bo flexible nnd never ntl it.
never reinforced with nny rigid
support. The mora flexible the
shoo nt this place the better.
5. The heel must be as wide
your heel Is, and seldom in an adult
woman's heol less than two inches
in width. Tho less heel the better,
and one inch Is the limit of height
In a heel on a health shoe.
0. For that matter, the less shoe
the better, in all circumstances. T
am speaking only of health now,
and the hygiene of tho feet. Low
shoes, oxfords, slippers, sandals,
moccaslnH, sneaks, soft tennis
shot's, nnd the like, are all hygienic
in this respect. ,
If tho footwear conforms to
these requirements, tho lady hns 1
an .excellent chance lo escapo the
following, lo-wit:
Corns, bunions, painful calluses
on the Rules, Ingrowing nail, ham
mer loo, Morton's affection (meta-
tarsalglH), broken arches,
feet, walking like a horse, ambling
along, hobbling, tired niching feet,
Irritable dlMpoHltlnn, bud taste in
the mouth, gloomy forebodings and
the suspicion that maybe her
sweetie doesn't love her any more.
Oh, lady, do bo kind to your
dogs.
OI KKTIONS AXp AXSWKUS
Subscribe lo ti imiI eiHuiKr
IMonso Hpnd.nte your book of
rules on hnw to keep houllhy, nnd
oblige. l). S.)
Answer. You rpnlly don't need
ft book. I can tell you right here.
Subscribe to some good ncwsimpor
thtit has Dr. William llntily'e dully
health column, ami con. tho column
regularly. If you come across any
thing' that arouses your Ire or pity
or Interest, ymi are entitled to
write- to Dr. llratly and tell him
where to got off, If your subscrip
tion Is puld far enough ahead to
Golf
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TO YOl'K BOOS
give the doctor time to compose a
rejoinder. That varies from 24
hours to six months. Even If you
slip up on the answer, you can
file coinplaint with the publisher.
JtutU-niiUk
I have been advised to drink a
gluss of buttermilk each day for
tho benfeit of my health. How
ever, I do not wish to put on
weight. Will you please advise
whether "culture" buttermilk is
fattening? (M. K.) v
Answer. Heal buttermilk is one
half as nutritions as whole sweet
milk. The fermented milk com
monly sold under various names
such as "culture," is skim milk, as
a rule, to which the luetic bacillus
culture is added. This Is virtually
tho same as ordinary buttermilk in
nutritive value. You ; need , "not
worry much about; the fat you will
accumulate from a glass of any
kind of milk.
Png 3D. Bum um
Do you -think drinking water
from a radium stone will be bene
ficial to a person wtlh rheuma
tism? Subscriber.). x -.
Answer. Drinking-water Is
often beneficial . It doesn't- mat
ter what sort of ' container you
drink from.
Suct-lmrlit
I have . a delicate stomach and
r00(i8 containing sugar spem to dis-
apree with me. , Have been using,
saccharin tablets, one-half grain.
Seem to feel better since Using
Are they harmful to use Instead
of .sugar? K. M. A.)
Answer. Scientific investigation
of that question many years ago
led to tho conclusion that sac
charin is harmless If not to ex
ceed five grains a day js used. I
do not recommend using It '. in
place of sugar.
(Copyright. John P. Dille Co.)'
A trump railed nt lMtl('Kffcr
lko nrk'a lioinc tilts inornlii' ail'
sawed orr a couple o' hIioikiiiis fe'r
his linkrnKt. Why do married
women luilm?
Brisbane'sToday
(Continued from Pugo One.)
The odllor would add tho names
flllt!of tho cabinet, diplomatic corps.
ovory oiucuii on a luciit butuiii
ment payroll.
Reporters' from New York, Chi
cago, Atlanta and New Orleans,
.racing In gas masks by airplane
to the stricken capital, would light
ns near as possible to the While
House.
iiyery human being in It. brought
out of doors by tho horrlblo ex
plosions, would be found dcud
within a few feet of tho door.
Not n pleasant discussion? No,
hut better to talk about it thun
wait for It to happen.
is it bellovnble, is It conceivable,
that our government has not let
taken seriously tho possibilities,
foreshadowed In that Cleveland ca
lamity? Our so-called statesmen are busy
talking about reduced armaments,
arguing about more or (ewer cruls-
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era, spending hundreds; of millions
on archaic battleships. What part
will they play in the next real war?
NONE. - " '
As this is written, the great Zep
pelin is flying over Portugal, hav
ing obtained permission to pass
through the air above France. No rich and degraded Homan empire,
permission would be asked iu war. in the name of her son, Volenlin
Tho trip via Spaln and Portugal j inn, tlfe' chlld emperor, tlrero was
purposely avoids a flight over (Jib- a boy of his age, at court, sent
raltar. Britain would not object, there as a hostage. "Transported
but would be just as well pleased from the valley of the Danube, lie
not to be reminded that the giant I prowled about the palaces like a
rock is now a giant joke, so far as (caged animal." -
defense goes.
t-f
Fortunately, we have In the
White House a man who under
stands modern machinery, an engi
neer, not a iolitictan. All hlB life
t. h,.a iiduI hltrl, avnlndvair tto
knows what they and other chomi- j
cal combinations can do. He. has
employed hundreds of siecallsts,
knows that special work requires
special tnlenC and knowledge.
It is not conceivable that he will
neglect, as other Presidents have
done In their well- meaning, deep
Ignorance, the necessity of a sepa
rate air defense, under manage
ment apart from the old-fashioned
army and navy departments.
Would anybody suggest that to
moot attack by ships you would
not need a special ship defense, or
thut to meet attack on -land, by
soldiers, no separata land force
would be necessary?
'How can men be such fools ns
not to realize that the next war is
to be' In the air, making necessary
national separate concentration on
air defense?
The Cleveland calamity was caus
ed by a failure to realizo nil evi
dent danger. Highly explosive
films MIGHT explode, but they
probably would not.
Hut they did explode, although II
had never happened In a hospital
before. And neiirly 200 must pay
for it with their lives.
What hapiiened to one small
building ill Cleveland will happen
on a scale one million times
greater to the nation. If we per
sist In our assumption that "it
probably will not happen, because
It never has happened."
Who knows what man, from a
fbreign country. Is even now in
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Aaioctnteil Press)
America, planning the ridiculously
easy -contjaeat first - of our so
callod "national bruin'' in Wash
ington; 'next of- our fat and self
satisfied national pocket in New
York. :
I When Plasida was ruling the
His father was Muzbuk, the son
of Turha, and' his name, repeated
by every trembling mother In Eu
rope for 100 years, was Attila.
"What he did to western Europe
and Its decaying powers, until
Charles the Hammer met him, an
other Attila could do to this rich
and sleepy country. .
A little thinking and doing would
prevont it.
The Cleveland disaster should
start the thinking.
SAN FRANCISCO, Cal., May IS.
Ifl') Death of James Clay Dun
pby, C3, eccentric millionaire, hns
boon revealed hero. Dunphy wn3
a .son of the Into Wiilttim Dun
phy, wealthy cattleman of Cull-
fornla und Novuda, and Curmcn
V. Dunphy.
.Married six times, Dunphy gain -
ed especial note when he doped
with "Dodio" Valencia well-known
S;.n Fnim-lsfo woman," and applied
for an annulment six days, later.
ltei'tiuso of his lavish gifts to :
women nnd his extravagant habits
Dunphy at one time was declared!.
! Incompetent nnd placed under
guardianship of a sister. Later
he was restored to competency.
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MANILA (P Ot the 35.091 for
elgners arriving in the Philippines
In 1U28, Chinese numbered 16.326
and half of thorn were Immigrants.
Chinese alrendy control 80 per cent
1 of the l-cinfl trade of the Inlands.
Do You Remember?
10 YEARS AGO TODAY
(From files of Mall Trlbun.)
ly tH. Jl . ,
Homo Brown strawberries aro
now plentiful at tho public market.
WanhlnKton. Victor Berger of
AViaconuln denied seat in buuso."
NC-3 located seven mllos north
of Ponta DelKada ci-uiaing under
her own power,.
Oregon Caroline tax yields roc
ord total of 300.000.
Mayor CJates itotues appeal for
clenn-up day on May 22. '
20 TEARS AGO TODAY '
(From files of Hall Tribun.)
May 18, 1809
lllshop Scaddlng and Archdea
con Chambers aro busy perfecting
plans for a combined business
block and church' on "West Main.
. Attorney McMahon of Salem
files injunction against the- slate
apiiroprlution of $100,000 for tho
building of a road to Crater lake.
A. S. Hilton, newspaper owner,
potitlons council for right, to bid
on city printing. ," : ,
Ttoguc River valley orchardists '
having successfully fought blight,
codling moth, San Jose scale, wooly
aphis and other pests, are now con
tending against the frost' fibber
who is busy circulating false re
ports of frost damage. Kverythlng
points to a record breaking crop of
900 cars pears and apples. .
Tho branch railroad from Wood
to Klamath opened today.
Ad: All ye that are weary nnd
heavy loaded come and seo thn
IJoston Ideals tonight. But don't
come If you have, loo big a load on.
Quill Points
And how We approach the sea
son when the, man wbo taken a
cold bath every 'morning doesn't
add any, hot water, . ,
Some great men are born to fall;
sonio are thrown by adversity, fnd
seme write cigarette testimonials.
Awful thought! The talkies will
give us a universal language and
then everybody will talk through'
his noBO. " ' H '
The more you observe hut-
bands the more you wonder
why tome ladies feel sensitive
about not having one. .'
Don't waste too much sympathy .
on the unemployd. They probably
have government jobs.
Tho League of Nations has de
cided to protect whales. In deal
ing with national claims, also, it
shows a tender solicitude for the
big fellows. ; -
Americanism: Feeling proud of
your Income; thinking wistfully ot
t'uo old days when you made leas
and didn't owe anything.
The reason the Filipino should be
kept poor to enrich American
sugar producers Is because he.can't
help himself.'"' ' '
A lighter has advantages.
When a match falls to work, '
there's no satisfactory bam!
when you hurl tt to the floor.
. - j
History: The story of seven i
liillinn imtriols who tiled to win '
glory, lan,. cash or trade for tho.
, big men ot their country.
j ; r . ,
' l,,.w".re ,''C e," ,,1,,i"",8,1wl! urK,
V"'1 to ry ,n t""'k ls tnr
I '' ,'"" wll dlscovors a die-..
j "vmA inlno keeps It for himself. ,
National ethics in business: "We .
nr. trnttinir mnrn. nf nnr enrniintl. '
,,,. cua(,)rrier(. Hire Hlx more
gunmen to keep him from starting
a.nythlng."
Correct this sentence: "He Is a :
rich young bachelor,'' said the gos
sip, "but It never occurs to him
i ,. ', n
Is considered a good
catch.'
HI
Correct this sentence: "My-life,"
said he. "is afTopcn book."
By BUD FISHEP