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H. 0. tfOUBNSEN A COMPANY -
It; Offieea In Ne Teit, Chleaio, Dttrott, lu
.' iranebeo, Ut Anaalea, Beattla, Portland.
Ye Smudge Pot
t V Arthur Perry
f Toopio "who. are always looking
for two clocks that toll the same
time are v relieving - the monotony
'hy trying to find two gas sIIor
Aviih mo name' price fur gasoline..
Kan.sns City, Kaii.; May G.r-Aff)
An 8-year-old woman today may
learn wheiuer her IpKlHtence that
who mu.st have her "little nip in
the: morning" will-send her to the
women's Industrial farm at Ijiiih
Ing. (1'i eSH Di8pntch: W.h a l
ttver happened to the pair of dry
(ongrcKnmtjn, -c a u g h t ' - pari. I tiff
liquor Into the Trind'.' Ono ef the
hypocrites, and tlu? dyrcst, adroitly
slunk hehiiid his, wife's skirt, and
1m Htill there.
.John Jones left the key in his
3300 auto and was very mad to
find that a .young man had driven
It off while sowing his wild oats.
' The leading gang crime of the
week . concern the . following,
whose nnmeu ripple off the tongue
with poetical sweetness: Anthony
Kalkiewicz, John Kwiatowski and
Victor Chojnicki. .
Colonel Gordon Voorhies .has a
new pair of -shoes. Right after
the war, when a wheelbarrow load
of hides. netted a dime, they would
have cost $1 OK. :
t
The squad of KuRene. reformer,
. who, ..for some time, ..have heen
.valiantly bitttllnpr cigarettes, are at
it agiiln'.' Thd decluratlon of war
V. contain the ; following; BlgnlficanC
; . senterieo;
. ; ''Xho amendment' in not aimed
tohaooo, dply"the'Jgaretto . .
'f; The' idea,. seehVa 'to'-be to light' a
,':, fitpe. 'tWUe:D' Ohe: of,tnljeco. (ft
a thumb full 'oi sniiff tindor the
its v mildest . and least offensive
form,' Hueh is donsistency. .
A fish was caught Sunday, and
business went along as usual Mon
day.'. ' . . '
: TI1F WIPK STRIKES BACK
(Sjlh ill inplllil-.louillill) '
. I only ask that In justice
you lnt It be known that dur
ing the time he was serving
his 00 days for making and t
selling booze, I run only one
bill, which was for n 4ox of
aspirin tabh't and one tlozcn
eggs. I had the money to
pay It and still have it, and
If Mr. Cooley is anxious over
It he may conie and collect at
his convenience.
Jacques Prost, who has been
ordered .deported, executed his
final dirty work of the season last
night, and blondes, lace curtains
and white dogs will have to be
washed again.
An Englishman litis Invented an
automobile .that runs sideways.
It has been tested, and proved its
ubllity to dodge- a woman driver.
W 12 ATM ICR FO R KCA ST Alice
llanley has some hay down.
A week ago your corr. observed
that a Oalsheviki was wearing a
dress that looked like a lamp
shade. We are now informed by
citizens with keener eyes that It
was a lampshade.
A number of our' flnmlnf? youth
have turtei to blaze njtuln. Their
rolkH huve an mucu control over
them ax the mayor of l'ortlund
has over the solar system.
A KTATKSMAX SPEAKS I'P
Jii . ltll-fielil (X. thinner)
!! There is n good deal of "mouth
'., Ins" nhout town nhnut whnt we
done while In lialeigh and whut
we didn't do. We want to say
V;' that tf you have nnythinB to eny
' don't nay It to the oilier fellow.
hot come to our office' like men
T'' and nay It to us, and either cuss
'j It out or quit an much infernal
... iMnkbltinK and criticism. You
'. fellows that are dolns this arc no
' saints ly any means. We know
.' you nil, nnd you nnd better at
,' tend to your own business and
' clean your owit house before tnk
'.' inK us up or anyone else for the
chief topic of conversation. We
t .' never knew n one-horse tow-n that
didn't have a bunch of hnre
;' Inalnvd bSckhiters that have nothr
InK else to do but try to attend
to the other fellow's business.
Tltls Is plain KiiKllsh "nil can be
.', understood by the bluest boni
lirnd In town. W e'll attend to our
"-' husinesn. You attend to yours.
.
11190 In J. D. Dimes
NEW YOltK. May 7 lH' Abhy
Millon has Jll.'JD In dimes present
ed by her great grandfather, John
I) Rockefeller. At her birth a vear
' ago be nave her 100 dimes. Each
j lime she his visited him since then
one has been alileil to her bank.
THE UNWRITTEN LAW
JUDGE II. 15. ILXMILTOX
-pleud. the -iiftvnl.Uir:lirf
inR his son-in-law, -Tom Wnitoii,- When the intter ndmitled lu
had rtffiotiatod a seerefniorriugo with the judge's dntiphtei
"I'fired in protect my family,'.' .-nays the jtidtie, "and I am
certain the authorities will se that I was justified."
We wonder if? they will.' It" was in' answer to his mother's
plea to ."do: the manly thinu'' that younj; Walton went to his
father-in-law's office nnd inade'a clean hreast of the elopement.
Ae ha .wtnt- intn k Mm.
, J. . '
me oiuce Rin, jr yon near any
been shot.' - r
A few innmentri later' the girl henrd the Abootintr. ami later
theyhronpht out Walton tlcfld, with four ballets in bis bodv:
The boy's mother is prostrated. . His friends have raised
1000 to hire a speeinl proseeutor- Pnblie feeling is rnni.inj,'
ltih against the slayer. 1 ; . -
BUT what will be .the "condition a few months hence? The
white-haired jiidire, the sole support of his widowed daugh
ter, will be figbting for bis' life, and the young man shot down
in cold blood because bis ttiother. told him to do the "manly
filing' will be forgotten. .. ' ' - v
The unwriten la The1 same. law that allows Harry Thaw,
confessed murderer , and degenerate, to trip along his primrose
path from Paris to Hollywood, while the poor devil who killed
without romantic justification, walks to the electric chair.
The unwritten law!'; Hasn't the time nearly arrived
when we should -pay : little more attention to. laws that are
written, and a little less ol those vhiclt the'people have not con
sidered yalid enough to place upon the statute books? -
J 1 POOR M HARRY SINCLAIR
TUK spectacle of Mr. Sinclair, one of the "half-hundred rich
est "men" in the United ?iUitesrornanicnting a cell in jail,
demonstrates that while wealth 'eaii always delay justice, it can
not, always escape it. . '
"' Thf' offending oil nia'gnate was convicted of't'he." cvinvc; for
which he is how-being punishedv.tliree ov'four years ago. Had
he been a poor man, he' would have tfedio quietly to jail back
in VY2i, escaped any undue publicily; aiid Jiave returned to the
ranks of law-abiding and industrious eftizchship several years
ago. ' ' " '" ' ' -
- Uut'ilr. Sinclair -believed, as many others do,1 that in this
glorious, plutocracy yon can pet anything if you have the price.
His lawyers were not averse to the collateral benefits of such
a theory, so the fi rli t of money versus, the law went merrily on.
And Mr. Sinclair lost." "Tough on Ilfp'ry, "complain his
friends. "Hypocrites and politicians making him the goat!"
YKS? If fiIIarry" is sufferiii from any undue extension of
discomfort he has only In's millions and bjmself to blame
The incident could have closed any time he desired. Hut, per
haps, like, the ancient Bourbon despot being able to forget
nothing and loam nothing, be- discovered too late that it is
sometimes nnfortuhate to1 be rich in poekethook but poor in
cbaracter.1 ' ''v V"'- ' '
At any rate we'hpe ho.'1 For what itiay be bard on Harry- is
certainly good' for the 1 country, and particularly cheering to
those' who believe that eventually Justiccin this country will
not only deal with rich iiftd tiobrTfl ike" bitiv.ilh cfpuil celerity.
Answers to the tuni'f id questionnaire nro coming to this of
fice in every -nihil: Hut the ill ore the merrier. f you nre inter
ested in Ihe proper Oolutioii' of tlliU' problem, fill out a blank
nnd send it in; If you nren't
v.-ill be perfectly satisfied to accept.' what others decide for you.
' A stitch' iu time saves nine. 4 A" few minor repairs 'on our
city arid suburban roads .will 'now save these roads from 1e-struction,"'-and
thousands pf dollars for the taxpayers later-
One thing is fairly certain; If Mr. Kinclair is iiot comfort
able in jail, 'the' jail is' going to he more comfortable before he
gets out. ' - - . '') 'fvr '
Kithcr it's all wrong iiboif
the old boys who explain their
The office cynic says Hoover accomplished great things in
the past 'because 'he had helpers instead of Senators. ' ' -
Wo sometimes woiitler if man
don't seem to bate euch other.
" If they 'jail cverybody' who
Mr.' Sinclair won't be lonely. '
The two classes iu Wall
t .
Ixi re . '
Presidcnt's me.ssnprn in hrief
MUTT AND JEFF
Vovj ain't eueM
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of AiiumllpTYxas, tsnys hcvi"
" W?mi 'rHmiMimi-nf 'foY"Ri11;
nCttl.. ha 1..f..ll n.a..l to
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snootnifr, rou will Know i nave i
interested, of course, then you
-the gootl dying young, or else
longevity are awful liars.
and monkey arc relatives. They
f i-
fc)s Wniempt for the Senate,
i:
influence on health. I want to
Street nre now the hull nnd ihel'parn about combinations of foods
, so that 1 can intelligently pre-
' 1 ware meals for my family. Mrs.
: "Sir Vm !
Here's a Boy Scout Who Doe a Good Deed
WHY
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Personal Health Service
: . , . - By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D.
BtffMd lcttn perUtntDf la prtonl Imlth k1 hyrln. Dot (o dlMftM dlafiUMUi m
I trtttmeflt, 1U b uwwtrwl bf Dr. Brdy If a fUioixHl, m)( ft0drMd nttiop la uclotwd
Uttri shouM b brief ud writtAi. to Ink. Owing to tb UrK number of UUn r
I Mid, oaly ittweubt aafiwend br. IVo rply can U mad to q.uri pot fBOfom
tug to butrocttoti. Addroo Pr. WUiUa Brady, tp mtt of tbu oowtvapec.
if a i.rnrrc is nooi
Next to an allopath if such
ther he -I can Imagine nothing
- A V.,Ar.rtnih.
... .
especially one wno iukob !-..-,"
serhmsiy. At mat. I tmim we
are
J tide bind to
the solemn old
h o in 0 paths, of Are any bad results likely to fol
arandfaQier's day ciw fn)m the habit? It keeps me
for some of our;
most v a 1 u a n i
therapeutic prin
ciples.. I'nless my
modi enl eduea-
tio is all wroiiB;
the old warriors'
of home opathy
gave u;tho Eernr or essence of
the idea'that ve use bo exten
sively hnltS in many cases ' suc
cessfully .In what modern physic
ians calV vaccinotherapy -the
treatment of disease by means of
bacterial "vaccines." The famous
Pasteur treatment for" rabies is a
conspicuous instance of modern;
anpucauon 01 ine ramous oiu
homeopathic principle of like
cures like (similar simlllhus cu
rantur) or, picturesquely rendered,
a hair of the dog that bites you.
Indeed, diphtheria immunisation is
another application of this strange
old homeopathic principle. Not
that a homeopathic physician had.
anything to do with the dUcove-y
of anti-rahtc vaccine or of dlph-.j
the old homeopaths served &t- least
us- carriers of the -pr'neiplo that
eventually gave the world- Ihese;
great weapons against disease. '
Now when I say homeopathic 1
mean something pret,ty rmnll. A
doctor who pretends he is a
"homeopath" these days is very
small, very narrow,' in my judp-.-ment;
hut. compared with him t
consider the old fowl I who ack
nowledges bo is an "allopath"
mere crack in it lileee of taffy, jtlon of hnlf an ounce of aluml
llut tho term homeopath alKnlfleB nuni chlo'rld in three ounces of
extremely minute; if you' take a
l inch of salt and put It in a quart
of water, then take a pinch of
thlTt nnd mit It In nnmhbp nn.ii'l
1 Of' 'Water:! then tnlrji n nlnei, nf
that and put It in another 'quart
of water, you are getting iu to
a dilution that would Interest a
regular old hidebound, shellback
homeopathic doctor. Hut a pinch
of salt in a quart of water Is not
homeopathic; not until you put a
pinch of the salted water In an
other quart of water does it be
come homeopathic. Then ymi limy
give the patient a drop of this
latter concoction every hour and
wait serenely 'for recovery ' or
whatever else may happen.
Time and again I have said here
or permitted correspondents lo say
that the eating of a single leaflet
or a single" berry from a poison
Ivy vine' or shrub In the early
part of the season seems lo render
one Immune ngalnst Ivy poisoning
for the duration of the season.
Confirming this. 1 have offered to
correspondents .'who ,'ask'. 'for i It
and send tho Indispensable stamp
ed addressed envelope to carry the
answer, directions. Tor the prepa
ration of 'a' moro olegAnt and ar;
curate homeopathic solution of
poison ivy for use ns nn internal
medicine in the early part of the
season, when one wishes to acquire
sufficient Immunity to escnpe Ivy
demntltls or poisoning for the du
ration of the season.
Mrs. n. 8., a New England lady;
reports that, having seen In this.
column the statement of some per
son who had - Immunized herself
ngalnst poison" ivy . by eating "a
small branch of the ivy Itself,"
she went nnd did likewise, with
the result that she suffered ihn
severest attack of Ivy poisoning
she hodr ever had,- and'fcven -today,
a year Jaterj It seems to break
out on her palms and soles now
and then. '
The only wonder Is that Mrs".
R. S. didn't make a salad of an
armful of ivy hushes and enjoy Iter In "Square Shoulders, "
It all thru the spring when green! With the dashing, snappy back
stuff Is rio appetizing, dont you1 ground of a military school, it ii
know; How she managed to con-; a father and son story of tho typi
tent herself with eating a mere
branch of It, Is a mystery. A
leaflet Is just a little leaf. If I
meant limb 1 would probably have
said leg.
QUESTION'S AND ANSWERS
(iood Eonds.
Where con I get Information
concerning diet, foods and their
It. K. F.
Answer Get a copy o McCOl
lum & Simmonds' "Food. Nutrl-
L0OK1 YoO'Rfe LeTTINS
V0U'U
.
YOUR UJIFC CARRV TWO
SCOTTLfeS Or COAt
UP FROM THe.
CLUARi WHY DOW'T
FOR
you Mi.p Hefi wks
QWTLMrrJ
moiu: may nn vr.nv i.
1 1 ion nnd 'H.mUh," puhlisheU. by
e authors. Hultimore, .Md. I ,
I T'"'" ,hp 'l't''" ot Hr. MeCo!
um of jms H. kin. 1 drink n
. unim of hot water with a tea
j spoonful of salt upon rlslns in
;iho noininu. rt nn internal bath.
f rum lukinir bowel medicine. . , .
1. r .
Answer I huve just recom
mended Dr. MeC'ollum'H book to
the lady ahead. In the book he
expatiaU's on the aliened internal
bath. jp. MeCollum is a top
hole
authority on foods and mis
niiHui, nut ne is nut a piiysii'ian.i
I do not recommend lha habitual'
consumption of so much salt, but!
it is healthful for anybody whoi
wishes to drink- a nint or even!
a quart of water on risliiR in the
morninff. hot, cold or medium, as
one prefers. You are not follow-
ing the directions in the hook; In
the book Prof, - Mel'ollu m and Dr.
Simmonds (she isn't a physician
either) advise two teaspoonfuls of
salt in the quart of water. That's
the second edition. At this rate.
by the time the fifth or eolith
edition comes out customers will
rhe washing, down a couple spoon
fuls of water with a quart of salt.
Hypo .Means IKnvn ami Inner
What is hypothyroidism? Mrs.
Answer A state of undersecre
tion or Insufficient function In
IIIU II1.YIUUI (4 11 1111. Hllllll ll".'CI
ihim iin-muMi iiiu j iiiiluiii( UK
pause they'ro so fascinating.
Sweat .May bo rulair, Hut Swcat
;v" luff 1 Necessary.
Please tell me how to chock
excessive perspiration under the
arms. c. It. H. S
- Answer -Paint the skin once
daily for several days with fi solu
water, and let it tlry before clress-
MR.
K'lher thcr hain't enough beau
y debtors or they're falllii' down
luf thcr' work. Harry Tlunj.;, wnuld
oVfife.t 1 tlntwlv tivv forret. He
,k( to k(( ho kMh llIoiI(f .
then torment
'em.
Junior Coughlan
at I sis Tonight
Junior Cog h lan,' who has taken
an undisputed place nt the head
of tho list of featured juvenile
screen figures, Is at the Isis thea-
( that appeals to every human be
ing. Mollis Wolhelm plays
tno
fothor. Concealing this identity
as a human derelict to tho end,
the father dies so that the son miiy
get his chance In the world.
Fear For Vessel
RAN FKANCIHCO, May 7. OP)
Fears were expressed for the
safety of the t ivemasted square
rigged sailing ship Kohenhavn,
nearly 1 on days overdue at Mel
bourne, Australia, from Buenos
Aires. The vessel hod a crew of
50 and carried &0 cadets from
promtnent families of Denmark.
Each Day
&OT M Y&M
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Still, the dry law Isn't the only
ono officials violate with Impunity.
There's the one against stealing.
A man couldn't live on his repu
tation In the old days. ' TheVmly
reward for a testimonial was
moro of the medicine.
One disadvantage In Mr. Hoo
ver's present job Is that he must
say "Let's go" Instead of "(.io,"
Speaking of posterity,, wouldn't
it be nice of millionaires to en
dow their Jajls.
If all of yoii'r ncpialnlnmv
sec i n hateful and dumb, don't
worry. ' Maylx you ore des
tined to Ik un aiinhor.
Intolerance: The yearning to
use a brick when there's no other
way io prove your side right.
Tho billboards i wont be con
vincing until they show a pleasant
creature darning sock's and smok
ing a cigarette.
Americanism; Kicking because
tho law favors the rich; feeling
a sneaking sympathy for a mil
lionaire who must go to Jail.
The failure of the courts might
be worse. Suppose all were rich.
I Polite, society Is that in which
people have somo nice way of eay-
fpg a man is drunk,
"Dumb creatures have acute
hearing." Evidently. They would
not applaud f talkie if they
couldn't hear the words.
.'All superior people nre aware
the world doesn't understand
them." Especially at sixteen.
Babe Ruth doesn't feel as an
noyed as Lindbergh does. Those
who mob him have 12-year-old
bodies, too.
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Hlifltor
(14. Children' frama
ftH, Fnlry queuR
TI. Noputlve
72. Neuter pronoaa
3, 1xrliimatlon of
fcurprlie
. now in
I. Oiiorn hr Vonll
- 9. I'ullti!
' 3. Imimoniile .
roml or wiiy - "
4. JuiiiiiH'Kt) iiiirfry
T11 rh iti.li ieltit
. Irlult
7, Mttmnlnuronte
ilvitri'ti
s. A klrnl of ffluve
D. Cook klowlj In
wntt
10. FrHuntlj ..
lH)it.)
II. Slim
laaocratffd Preas)
A city pf the fourth class Is
one that thinks everything de
pends un ono moro good pitcher.
Some married pcoplo slam
doors when they feel tliat
way, ml some have etilklreu
to lick, v
Yet Alexander, Caesar nnd Na
poleon,, If they, lived today, might
he content us truck drivers.
Correct this sentence: "Yes, I
heard the telephone," said the
wife, "but 1 don't care whether
ll's answered or not."
TATTOOING ALSO
i GOOD FOR SWINE
WAftlUNOTON. May 7. &)
The art uf tattooing hereafter1 will
not be oonflned to Us very, human
devotees. ' ' 1 ' " ' ' 1
The ' department of agriculture
has announced that H "Is nartlou-
larly valuable In identifying the
ownership of hogs in mixed, ship
inenls,"
Tho department is 'o1 convinced
of the value uf suVh marking
methods that It has fmhllshed n
circular describing the Instruments
of tattooing and discussing its
"numerous possible applications."
, "A tattoo mark,", the depart
ment official, oaid, ."is, an perma
nent as tho sklu lisolf.'J ! ,
lctHiiidciit Vot Suicide
PRIKST KIVKR, Jdaho, May 7.
(yp) Writing that he had been re
fused aid by the Canndian govern
ment on the ground he was a
naturalized American citizon and
by the 1'nlled States because lie
had served In the Canadian army,
Charles Feder, trapper, shot ond
killed himself. Suffering from an
Incurable disease, Feder termed
his aet "deliverance, not suicide,"
V
Do You Remember?
10 YF.AIIS A(JO TODAY
(From files of Mall Tribune)
. May T, 1819. .
Parfr. rhe treaty- of peace wa
handed Germany today. China re
fuses to sign.
Mr. and Mrs. II. D. McCaskey
of Washington, O. C, are the guesu
of Dr. and Mrs. I A. Salade at
Seven Oaks.
The Rosenberg brothers ,havo
disposed of their sheep holding on
Dry creek.
John Tom I in has announced he
j will start at once on his $20,000
j box factory at Crater 1-uke junc-
tion, as the result of the raining
I of 3O,0Q0 by Medford citizens to
j save junking of the P. & J. rall-
road. . .:. ' -;. - ,
t Rev. L. Myron Boozer waa In
stalled tis pastor of the Presby
terian church last night.: ,.
' 20 YKAIIS AGO TODAY
(From files of Mall Tribune)
May 7, 1009.
W. M. Colvig returned today
from a meoting of the Oregon De
velopment league, where he boost- ,
ed for Medford.
Xew York. Over 75,000 automo
biles will he manufactured In the
United States this year. A con
siderable number will be of -tho
buggy type popular with farmers.
Butte Falls. Dr. J. M. Keene of
Medford visited here and was very
much Impressed with the outlook.
Me said Butte Falls will soon be
come a thriving manufacturing
point- . . ;
pd Binns of Santa Rosa, Ca
Hpent a few days in town recently.
J, A. Terry, manager of the
Tin Rim River Fruit union, has re
ceived over $3.20 a box for a car
of Newtown pippins sold n Zon
don. This Is said to be the highest
price for apples ever paid In Eu
rope, ' : i ,-'.-
,
Oldest Church Beyond the Rot'kle
In the volley of Rogue river
Near the mountains to the .west
Stands a little church in J'vlUe ;
Overlooked by Mt. Pitt's crest.
Xnt a church we call cathedral
With its spires of glittering hue.
But a church built by our fathers
When our country was first new.
Oldest church beyond the Rockies
Standing there a challenge true
Calling men to come and worship
Calls to me and. calls to you.
Many years has stood this church
house
Built the year bf fifty-four, '
Stood the storms of wind and strife
For three score years and nearly
four. : , ( ,
Seemingly l stands alone un-'
noticed 'JB
A monument of work untold .
And Its walls no longer echo ;
Songs they used to sound of old.
Memory would paint the plotuw,
JIuw those rath era brave and
i truo :. ?
Came so many miles to worship
Ah the pilgrims used to do. ,
And we see them as they gather
Coming miles to worship God;
Walking, horseback, buggies,
wagons, .-
Now they're sleeping 'neath the
sod. r;
Forty strong they used to number
From one corner of the land.
Coming ten miles to the church
house
Met with other praying bonds. 1
And the rich and poor together
Oathered there of one accord, -
ip sing ine nymns ana praiaes
f - And to study of their Lord,
The old bell In the tower Is allent
And tho hewn seat empty now
BrLnging memories of our fathers
And a saviour's thorn-crowned
brow. -
And the bravo and loyal fat hem
How they worked from year t
Yet took time to read their Bible
Sang the songs of pilgrims'
cheer, ,. .s - .
"Amen corner1' now Is silent.
And the choir seats empty quite
While the pulpit seems to echo
"Oo my brother, give the light.'!
Send the gospel to all nations
And the wondrous Book explain.
Give to all thcr gospel story
How Christ, the risen cornea, to
reign.
MAB MARK.
By BUD FISHEP
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