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ItTEDFORH ITHTj TRIBUTE, MEDFORD,-OREGON", TUESDAY, APRIL 30, 1929.
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naiiy, nta fermio, -wntk I .rs
.'''' llallr, attaout iunur, aunta 65
luiir, without Sunday, ac fur t oo
Dalr, wtta Sundaj, cm ;av 1.00
Ail laraa, eath la adtaoea.
. MCMBEI ST TBI ASSUCIATED PREAf '
balnaf IMU Uasad Win hnln
Tkt Aaneiaud Praa if aidirilralr aatltial to
Ika M for pablkatloa if All km abpaacaai
araaltaa u It or atbwalu cnaltad la till war,
, aaa alia la the local awe publlabed berela.
All flttu tot iNUinUw of ismIaI UipUtai
aortic are alee resetted. '
aero dattr verue eltcalitlw for di
ndlDI Set. 1, IMS, 4431.
onidil paper of tlx at; at Moatari.
Official PWI of Jaekwa Cuaitr.
Aonrtlalnf lUpreeenfatliee
It. C. HOUENSCN A COMPANT
Offlpee In No Tort, Cnleeto, IMtrott,
franehea, Ua Actelei. teatlla, Portland.
Ye Smudge Pot
y Arthun parry
. A rotund word, that wears well
'nnd sounds important nnd Impres
sive, but. Is never used by tho Ore
gon press "is- "potpourri." Instead
they sny "moss,",! which Is, shorter
and uglier. , ,: . .. , .
Washing machines arc being
sold for funds for demon Bnsollne.
( fa The metropolitan wretch who
:' d'rect"'1 .-"niiAged : derotrntory re
J marks," at the Mayor of 1'ortlnnd,
I t Is still unlynohed, and thero has
' ir SB been no; picture, of tho mayor" In
jt pha Orcgonliln, : .' ; '
nnniacrntlo flirtations for
v governor In. this state, will he a
; I ontiist between Os West- and Walt
i lu'lerce, thus nssurlnfr tho populaco
' jof 'a few wise-cracks between the
tlmcntnl sobs.
. ' TIIKX THltOW AWAY
(Cooking ltcrlpc)
Melt the fat and add chop
ped carrots, bpions, salt and
pepper. Stenm one hour or
until tender. ! Then drop six
cbkk on top of tho carrots in a
Ki'cased baking dish. Hcnson.
Sprinklo. brand crumbs nnd
dots of butter over the eKKs.
Itultc In a .moderate oven for
fifteen or twenty minutes.
Why not lenve Hie Hhrlno decor-
n"" iitlons up until a piscatorial onthu
si!"u.sluHt: catches .the only fish, as It
iii ici win not be much loiiKer thaw tho
a ., mldillo of AuBust??. ; 1 ' ' '
poBTY , Y.KARH . KROM NOW
I OOLJIMN Juslo-'l'loasuiit, who In
! .';'(ho enriy phrt ot the. Hoover ad
s' V inlnlstrntloh pnrlred in front of tho
:V Jackson County bank, to wntoh tho
( Halurday hlBht crowds drift by,
unexpectedly drove homo today..
ho mala population, nccordlnB
to; thoiy . nBes,'!' are yolllnB for ice
'. creniii- ."cones,. Bolns barefooted,
(- and wearlnB straw hats. (
, ."-Tlie senator , can 'speak now of
,.i rollirlous llbert'," ' HoblnBOn do
rlarsd,. J'but .you never . heard tho
.".sennor from Idnhn nake such an
elmiucnt appeal durliiB the cam
n palBh. Then lie was ns dumb as
an oyster on the overshndowltiB
" question." (Press Dispatch.) Hut
' tho sllonce of yv. Horah caused
f.nli;r Texas to bo Itepubllcan, because of
(no anility oi ino iieiiuuiit-au can
ilidiite as a mlnltiB engineer. , -
' Isox ralBlnB and mlliliiB liaVo
, taken on new life in! this vicinity.
Cnlike man, tho' fox can bo
r? ?sklnnod ' but once. ' The holes in
. the Bround nro whore tho rainbows
Sf'leep. ,- , . .! , , '
mb ; : The New Jersey cltlion who fell
i heir to r., 176, 324,10, and Is stiliiB
J for $2 500 moro thnt ho claims is
ft .due, will spend tho former lum to
Wi collect tho latter, and at the finish
Snot have onoush , to pay the
lawyers.
Picnics. are belnB plotted by the
various social whirls, nnd tho Hon.
II. l-'lewher Will ne tho first to sit
down in the huttor. ..
' A reward of $G0 will bo paid-to
tho parson who will tall a rod
ill ended Blrl she looks' llko Ktuu
Pitts, instead of Clara How, Hos
pital bill KUarant.eed,
Sparrows nro oomlng to town In
' vi-eat flocks, ns there are plenty of
Inserts in the orchards to oat.
It Is about time another Con
gressman cnuKht himself vIoUulnB
. the Prohibition law.
Th ncqtrittnl-.of-Judge Carlos 8.
llurdy, chanted .with protectlnB
Almeo Semple - Mcl'herson from
t th truth,. by tho .California, legis
lature. Is attributed U the Inter
vention "of Provldcnco, and the
powet-.of prayer. No crodlt is given
to tho iolltltihins for the acquittal.
; Fair-mugaxino talcs ladles nro In
i our midst, und some of tho more
; chnrtnliiB- shleks have boon able to
strike- up a conversation with
them. ' . '
POKMH THAT LIVK. HIT
' 'MlfillT JI'ST AS WELli ;
1. ;HB IttCAD ; "c
Tberc was a little woman, as I've
' -"1 henn nld'f' .' ' ;-'-'
. '.(id. was not Very young, nor yet
. . very old; . ,
Mho, bobbed hr hair nnd shortened
her flress, ' -;
And nobody then' her .ace could
" . ', '" ' (ues. i '
" Tail IIHh Truck "
NORTH HAVliN, Conn.. April
la; () Three mert were Instuntly
killed and two ' seriously Injured
early today wiien n taxi driven by
Frank nitlll of Hurlfoid crashed
IntA n rtl.1lel I rut on the Hurt
ford p6.it loud hear lieixr.
WHY PICK ON
TP HERE fir;e .two sides io'.all
JL Jtian Lowell and "Tbo Cradle of the,Dcep'' w no cxceptiqiv.
; For two weeks now VHrioiiK and sundry Oregon newspapers
have been liynbasting Miss -JjOw.elL because her best seller, ad
vanced by the Hook-a-Iont.h Club as an authentic autobiog
raphy, proves to be merely a romanticized version of a girl's
life at sea: , , J '. '. . ; 'v:'-i . ,;- : '' '' "
Friends of Miss Ldwell: now declare the' young lady did not
ofer her book as a true story, but merely sent in tho manu
script and the publishers were
advance notices.
If this ni true .then an apology is duo .Miss Lowell, and sh4
should bo recognized as a successful creative artist.. ; For any
one, from the crackPf barrcl gossip to tile returned adventurer,
can, recount actual experiences
creativo authorshjp.. The genuine artist is one who,.can take
-the Taw ntatcrial of experience
medium of creativo imagination, transform it' into a new and
living entity, not merely a. reflection of life, but a chunk of
life itself. - '-.. -..
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THIS apparently is what-Miss Lowell has done. .Part of
of her book is true autobiography, part of it pure 'fiction.
We haven't read "The Cradle of the Deep," but as it became
a best seller, and was generally praised! by literary critics be
fore tlio disclosures were made, these two elements have appar
ently been fused and so .harmonized that an 'organic .unity was
'attained. .. 'V-. . .
Tho document .is. (j blow to
the l?OQk-n-JIonth, club.. Hut if Miss Lowell's explanation , is
correct,. wp sec no. reason why sho. should be criticized or cha
grined, .
For sho has done what all
only, tho real nrtists accomplish.
written in the present century,
partly autobiography and partly romance, a masterly amalgam-of
truth and fiction. ,
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OF course if, the" only claim to merit in "The Cradle of the
Deep" rests in H literal authenticity the fact that such
a young, girl went through the actual experiences recounted
then MisB Lowell has no defense; for, while she may not have
been responsible for tho hoax, it alone entitled her to any serj.
ous consideratipn. . ' ' ,
',. .lint that would mean that the members of the Book-a-Month
club and, the literary critics did not know what they wore tun
ing about in the first place. '- .... .. 1
HELP SOLVE THE
EVKRVONE realizes that one of tho most serious tasks be
fore the city is Mcdford is a satisfactory solution of the
motor traffic problem , v,v: ' ;
1 Tho U. S. Department of Commerce has devised a uniform
program of city parking, anil with tljis as a basis tho, City .Coun
cil and City Planning Commission arc '.trying, to ovplyc a new
ordinance for this city.
To fnoilitnte'. this process and
a cross section of public opinion regarding tho matter, the Majl
Tribune ioday is printing a queRtionnniro covering cortain im
portant features which residents
Wo hope tho response to this
hearty, p-no.- i "... .:, i.i.
This parking problem is everyone's problem, o,nd it's 'silceessr
ful solution is to tho interest of
So wo urge bur readers to
fully, answer theirf and return
as promptly as possible.. .
; Yes, Hortensc,. the cOruduciilioiuil institution mnlrjinouy.
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Don't boast of saying what you think. , Other peoplo do, too,
but they don't think such disagreeable, things.
So mnnv nennln think Ihov
tor when they a to merely suffering from an ingrowing grouch
grafted on an exaggerated ego. ,,
A "more efficient heating
to get more hent by spending
Cars would last longer if, tires wore infla,tod more and the
ego at the steering, wheel less. i
Hard times have their faults,
out to a cow pasturo and tries
Why shouldn't Mcxioo drop
at tho, bums wo have dropped
Slogan of the world's failures.: "That's good enough."
MUTT AND JEFF
JFR VoU'Ufi fior THt
1W TrU4-MT6l ACTOR,
TUBS. ITCA S A AlOtAi;
NfttfCR CATCH ONI THAT , UOCS IS
corINt OVJi or
STVDJ
ilSTVlJj , r nRl1U01C6iWiy-: TALKING . - i.J I - S, .- Ml C ";-
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MISS LOWELL?
quesfjonfy pdhe'ensc of MtWt
entirely ? responsible for the!
without earning the title of
or observation and, through the
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tho. publishers and a joke on
aspiring authors try to do, and
One of the greatest novels
Tolstoi's .. War and l'cace, was
TRAFFIC PROBLEM
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Jncidently, scqure, ,if possiblp,
are requested to fill out and
appeal will bp a general and
i'4- ,: ,. : 'd-
all. : :..
look oyer these questions care
the questionnaire Jo this office
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have ncliiovorl n Rfrrnifr pliarnn
system" is one that enables you
moro money for fuel, , ;
but nobody takes you six miles
to sell you a: city h't.
a few bombs over hercf . Look
over there. j
A Low Salary but Pleasant Work for Jeff in
'TALKIE' UOlCfe BUT I'MirWMUTr, UlCRtt tSOUrM SrOOT
H&MCtt, THiS RvBBCR.
TM6 tlRCTOR,LU
rAY lvicic rlK
Personal Health Service
'''. - f WILLLUC BKASY, M..D. '
lonod Uttors BortatnlBor to aanoaal
tnataoot, orlll bo anoworod by Dr. Brady II a ataraDod, aaU aodraaaod ontalapa la arailosaa.
Latters aboald ba ad of aaal anittao Id lax. , Owing to tea laraa aaaabar oi, latfaia ra
oalnd, snl a law oaa bo aaswarad aara. Me reply eas ba aud to anaattaa aaA aaalaiaa
lag to Inetrecttaaa. Addrooo Dr. WUllaal Btaoy, In aara ei tata aearasaaar.
THE 3LXACEMEXT
There are a gi'eat many folk nf-;
fllcted with raw, ; . troublesome,
painful, sometimes bleeding t)lcers
of the skin of the leg", usually the
effect of vnrfcoso veins in tho. leg,
and it is only too
common to -find
that - s o nve- o t
t h eae, sufferers
are resigned to
permanent d 1 s
ability or perma
nent s u f t e ring
from, this cause
when, if, the' con
dition were pro
perly man a Bed,
complete heallnB is readily obtajn
od, VeryVarely indeed Is such an
ulcer 'Incurable, altho .tho victim
may feet discounted and give up
the effort to obtain n cure, having'
tried this and that remedy (n-vain.
Now artd then such an ulcer' der
velop's' malignancy, becomes can
cerous, when long neBlected or
maltreated, nnd then the otiance
for complete henlirtg' is niore re
mote, tho- radical; surBery., plus
X-ruy treatment will still give a
complete euro In tho majority-of
cases. '
Unfortunately, for the victim's
well being, a lot of physicians are
really .incompetent to trent these
ulcers, or unwilling to treat them
properly. It Is downright quack
ery for a doctor to dlsmiss'such a
patient with the latest stylo of.
salvo or other alleged healing stuff j
and no attempt to deal .with the
trouble as a surBlcal condition
should bo dealt with. If It were a
recent burn or wound tho doctor
would naturally feel It his duty to
look after tho case until healing
was complete. Somehow 'he fails
to take that attitude when a
chronic ulcer presents itself.: l?or-
bups this Is In part tho fault of
the patient, who expects tho dootor
to.do somothlng or. prescribe -something
to heal tho trouhlo without"
further caro. It Is ridiculous to
imagino any "antiseptic" or oint
ment' or other local remedy can
accomplish that, except by ncci-
'dent. - - - : , : .
An old and valuable . method of
dressing such ulcers is the appli
cation of what Is known among
physicians ns Unna's paste. A
satisfactory formula Is 6 ounces of
gelatin, !3 ounces of zinc oxid.,'1-0
ounces of slycerln and 10 ounces
of water, slowly heated and stlrld
until a smootli rubbery mass is Ob
tained; this Is heated enough to
melt it to tho consistency of point,
and so applied to the entire leg.
ulcer nnd nil, with a clean pulnt
brush, from tho base of the toes
nearly up to tho knee. Tho ulcor
should first bo cleansed with ordU
nary soap and water and gently
dried. .
upon tho first coat of point
npply an ordinary gnuzo or muslin
bandaBO spirally from toos to thf
uim'cj- uuiuer ol i.uiiu. i nen an
other coat of paint. Then another
bandage. Finally a third coat of
paint,, a third bnndnBo. and finish. i
with a fourth coat of nnlnt. You
now huvo a leg' that- will stand
without hitching, and a dressing
that will support nnd protect tho
log ulcer, pormlt drainage or ordi
nary discharge from tho ulcer, and
requlro renewal once a week.
No othor treatment is necessary
whilo this pnsto dressing is in use.
In Homo enscs tho dressing once
applied may bo left undisturbed
for several weeks, provided It does
not' becomo uncomfortable, nnd
when It Is finally removed the
ulcer will: he found nearly if hot
ililite healed over. ''
, As a rule any remedy or dressInB
that is rhanBcil every iltty or oven
several times a day ir .lather likely
to hamper normal healing pro-
oessos. This Is: a hrlnclplc-of sur
gery thnt victims of- leg ulcer
ought to grasp firmly If they are
fond of self doctoring or being ex
perimented on by Tom, Dick and
Harry.
Qt'KHTIOXH A.V1 AXSWEItS
tinting licmt Wot
How ofttn should a person wet
her hair? Is It Injurious to use
menthol cream dally to keep tho
hands soft? (.Miss M. It.)
Answer-Kro.juont wetting of
the hnlr tends to remove too much
of the untural oil of the hair and
le-tvo It dry and lusterless. Onoe
a week Is ordinarily often enough
to wash tho ball or, any other
part of tho body. Where it is nec
essary to wash or wet tho hair
oftoner. a few drops of. castor oil,
olive oil, sesame oil or mineral oil
(petrolatum) may be used to re
store olliness. tl Is tho petrola
tum that softens the hands. A
nl a . r.f CraTki1 U I I amiaU. L9LJ all I . I I I IlilAi I . I 1 1 , , H W I I . I i r- 1
hooltk mud aratasa. not ta
OIV LEG IXCKH
;dalJy, application of thatf Is all
right,., without tho, menthol, .which'.
jst-rather drying, f ; ...
' .' IfroHto, GonHgln,- naokaffin.
Can. you give mo a remedy that
really causes corns and warts to
disappear? I have used corn curesJ
but the corn comes back.. A wart
hnu t-rfttlt U' nmiAncait nn Ua aMa
of ,ny ,ace. K-)
Answer Best remedy I know Is
the old familiar corn collodion- 30
Brains of salicylic acid dissolved In
half an ounce of flexible collodion.
Paint the corn or wart with this
a. nee a day for a week- or lonirer.
Of course a corn comes back if the
orlsinal cause, is persisted' ln:
improper shoes. , If ' you go bare
foot your corn will not como back.
This sanie collodion will remove
warts', 'tho' I do not advise' any.
attempt to' treat a:wart about the
heart or neck with such remedies.
In this situation a wart, or warts,
should have surgical - treatment,;,
nono other. A -
Myrttci'lous Hcineily
, I am a young Bin of ,'IZ and am
taking a well knownatromedy tor
reducing. My parents say there
are harmful drugs In these pills . .
(B. A.)
, Answer Most girls are young at
your age. If you care to divulge
the secret nnd let me know the
name of the well, known remody,
poA-hnps I can confirm or refute
your parents' very reasonable sus
picion. '
(nod Morning: -
I have" tried your copperas' and'
blnck tea, and it is all right until
ono washes the hair. I want to
try tho butternut shucks whore
can . they be obtained?. I have
used boric acid for my nose nnd it
Is most helpful. Reading your col
umn Is ke rending a cheery friend
onnh.rtiiy. With good wishes. N.
E. H.) ' ' '' ..: ', '
' AiiHWor-7-liutternut trees- grow
In many parts of Canada nnd tho
United States. Often butternut
shucks may be obtained from drug
stores, if you can't find a butternut
tree anywhere. -'' -
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"Take Hint stuff out to Hie bnrn
do you think 1 want thrill dry offi
cer in ii 11 h'H it mo?" y el ltil Mrs.
I-jiTo Hud, when tier lmxtmiid set n
pint ' elderberry vlnj on Iho
iimntlo .shelf. A split Inner tulio
nmkes a dandy Rlnlle, says Miss
Fawn I.lpplneut,' on ti woman'H
piifn o the Wwkly .Slip Horn.
i
Brisbane'sToday
(Continued from Page One.)
attachment. This is used when po
lice pursue. t
The next step, perhaps, will' be
a poison gas smoke screen combi
nation. -, '
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Once the wild horse was the de
light of boys, tho dream of prtlsts.
the mainstay of the story writer
that make dogs, wolves and horses
think in spite of the fact thnt real
thought, without language, Is Im
possible. Rosa Eonheur wanted a wild
horse for a picture. Arbuckle, the
coffee man, got it for her, 'hiring
n band of men to capture a wlltl
stallion by walking after It In re
lays, keeping It moving day nnd
night, tint II exhausted.
Thnt is past. .-Montana has
the Talkies
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HUT CAKE m .
I " ' " I Mf.M,r VftO -. ,.. ai mattijs unu NS't'UL. GT 'BOLL' V5-i-- - I
av V a V a..a rl riT it .'' .' ! I' i I 1 ' -. I
started a wild horse packing plant,
at Great Fells. Wild horses, worth
leB while alive, will be captured 'in
'Montana. Canada and elsewhere.
The meat will be shipped, to Eu
hope, bides used here, valuable
grazing land saved for sheep and
cattle. ; ' , . ,,' -'
So passes the, ,wbd stallion, with
his rolling eyes. "He really amount-'
ed to'llttIe..: -:
Britain's 'smallpox, outbrealf, gain
ing "headway In N'orthanipton, wher
Idiots opposed vaccination, fright
ened the PrencK with-good reason:
To exclude British- nnd - Ameri
can tourists from England," as at
tirst planned, would exclude great
aunts of money. The exclusion or-
der' was rescinded
Now'' three smallpox cases are
found In Paris.. ;
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For the safety of all everybody'
should be vaccinated; In schools,
at least,- the protection should be
compulsory.
f-f -' -'.' -.:
. Men, especially the weak winded,
forget quickly, - .'.'
In France, a little more , than
100 years aso, 210, In, every 1000
died of smallpox. ' :''.-'
In Russia two million died In
one year. , . ( ,, '' ;':.'.'.. ' :..J;
'The- Erhpress Catherine -Jjrought-Or.
Dlmsdale from England to vac-,
elnate l),er:. Wien It took soe made
him' a aron' of the Russian em
pire, gave hint 1000 pounds, down
and 500 pounds' a year for llfe
She was a German and- lntelll
gent. The little bby whose arm
supplied the vaccine was created
Duke of Smallpox. ',-' 1 , j it .
Those tliab belittle the importance-
of vaccination are advisVJl
to read the chapter on smallpox in
Dr. Richard H. Hoffman's excellent
book, '"The Struggle- for Health."
just published by Horace Llverlght.
-A - poll" of the Senate fpretellis
failure for the scheme to relieve
farmers by paying a' bonus tor the
middlemen that export farm, pro
ducts. ' '' ': , '. '
, The exporter, not the ' farmer,
V)'ould get government, debentures:
when he exported wlient and pthjer
far'fji products. . The suggestion was
that ; a. bonus would .meqhahifaity
Increase farm prices. ' '.' -, ,1 ',' v
It would certainly and 'hieclianl
cally Increase the prpftl, otmlMle
men. ' : '' ,'. .' ' ,.' ! ,,
But that is hardly "farm relief ''
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The Salf Ijtke Ghamber of C6m-:
merce wants-to call It VHo'over
Dam," Instead of "Boulder. Dam,"
because of Mr. Hoover's services In
pushing the project. . ,
On that basis, you would have'
to call It "Hiram Johnson.Herbert
Hoover Dam." ' . ' , ; i .:...r
Any name will do when the dam
is finished. i
President Hoover would prefer to
do ten times as much work as that
dnm. Involves and have the: whole
job called !'The Hoover Accom
plishments." . ... . .; -' Jl
On? dam, even a hipone, would
not satisfy the ambition of a great
engineer. ... '' '
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I At u. sale of earlyi American fur
niture on Saturday ujitianMlIn
,000 for a "'highboy," !a eollec'tion of
wooden drawers, one above the
other, and an armchair brought 33,
000. - - -
The early American mechanics
that copied models brought from,
England would be surprised. 'The
$44,000 price breaks all records, v
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SAVED AFTER GAS
i
MANILA, April 30. (P) Charles
Olson) veteran captain of the ill
fated inter-island steamer ' Viking
whlcli caught fire and exploded
last' Sunday, was washed ashore
on Tanguingui islnnd in the Vis
nyan' sea after being 23 hoursJ in.
the water. '
Olsen telegraphed to Manila to
day that the cabin boy of the :Vik-.
Ing also was washed ashore on the
Island, as was the body of the-second
machinist.
Tho machinist is the only known
casualty, but. no word has been' re
ceived of the fate of 13 others 'of
the crew. They woro believed to
have perished. ..Twelve - survivors
picked up by tho Swedish steamer
Delhi arrived at CorreBldor island.
.Manila bay, this morning. Army
physicians reported that two were
severely burned but would recover.
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Coquille. Construction of new
Gould building on First street pro
gressing rapidly.
" ' . . V ' " By BUD
Quill Points
"The home-work required of
children."-' snys" an' educator.' 'Is
done by their parents." Flatterer!
' 'Ho itlmeB" xhange! ' Once he
took his pen In hand, and now he
takes his typewriter' on his knee.
Shorf history pf man! Lies In n
woman'! jutns: cries In a woman's
arms; dies In a woman's arms.
At 20- she yeam :o be vo
Hhlpped; -.," -.At
33 -'she. yearns to? bp
waiited, Z '-. . ;,' , . ,'--'
The.womiin wittriplebi is more
satisrted' than ' the woman with
three diamonds. ' The latter wants
more.' V
'The thin (pit hat seems to do most
to make the farmer's needs less
.urgent is an election. ; - ' ' . 1
i-lt, Isn't safe -to be changeable.
Loop, how people talk ubout the
weather.. i
Americanism: Wearing the shine
off; trading It in as part payment
on ft new one. . ,
' "What a top r sergeant Calles
would' make! . ;
' It is easy to live on the int of
the land. Just advertise another
reducing. pill.-.
' When, -something goes wrong;
the higher up- the flyer is the safer
he Is, .Much like a bootlegger.
. rcrhaps'iigo1 was moro re
sneotetl. in othee times beeaiiso
' fewor old boys lcUcaH were
;J rend to j&rlijji ,f
" There Is 6nljv -so much aeal.
when too much Is used to enforce
one Jaw', the others don't get their
shai'e ' . .'
Kxample of vulgar ostentntion:
Offering to sell your old furniture,
suit or ear, thus revealing the fact
that it's nil 'yours. .
t You see. wo can't recognize Rus
sia because Wall Street was foolish
enough to buy: Kerensky bonds and
we haven't marines enough to col
lect. ..Mrs. Einstein wonders Why the
world makes such a fuss over her
husband. So many wives of fam
ous, men feel that way.
Correct this sentence: "My wife
hus, lost five pounds," said he, "but
she never mentions it to anybody."
Many Attractive :
Trips for Tourists
'T. ILiTiurisell, of Portland, trav
eling passenger agent for .the Ca
nadian National Hallways, was in
Mcdford Monday in the interests
of his company.
', The Cnnudian National operates
railroads .. nil over Canada and
HteUn.Hhin lines on the west coast
nnd the' Great Lakes.
s They have-many attractive trips
for tourists, including the Alaska
nhd triangle tqurs, and also- call
special attention to the Canadian
Hockies and Jasper Kntional park.
The Mall Tribune will he used
this season, ns for many years past,
to tell the public -of their trips,
accommodations, sellings and
roe. '
Satisfaction
guaranteed
When iiriutions of llie kjdneys,and
irregular bladder action annoy
and impair health talv .
FOLEY
PILLS
DIURETIC
Men and
; women ,
everywhere
use and
recommend
. them
ana manvi
For Sato by Jorniln at Woods Drue
Rtnnv Vnr. Main And Central.
Do You Remember?
in years AGO TODAY
f .(From,' files; Jof..Mail Jrlliuno)
f'-V" - April' SO, lt
'ni.nn.w - VIHriines of Gold Hill.
former S. jr. fireman on tho Ash
land- run, hasreiurhed' from Camp
Lewis. 'J-TI&- was, 1 monins- or
seas and is credited with .owning
27-German planes. '
HOME Premier Orlando today
issued a statement severely ail
eizlngi President. Wilson's work ..jit
the pdrla peace conference. ,' . ,
The maximum'j heat today i -was
83. many .people 'donning summer
clothes..' ' -.. ' - . f ' i ' : j
?iFred"Champlin- came in'-from
Foots Creek last night to see .tho
comic- opera, "Going Up."- .v. -.-v -
a.nn.lL'B Pot:.. For local sinful
extravagance chrlB Gottlieb- takes
the cake with his Initials In goli
nn his Ford- Ed Browne Is n .
jump behind with a, hnt. ..
Hilt Ottoman wrote on the bul
letin board nt tho S. P. today in
his best chalk" writing! ' "Na 14
this a. m. is' a stub. .Has no
diner." It was 7 liours late; duo
to a freight wreck in California '
' M ' - '
20 YEARS AGO TOOAT .' -'
(From files of Mall Tribune) '
. Friday, April 80, 1909.
C. A. Malboeuf. district freight
agent of the S. P. estimates this
year's pear' and apple crops' will
break all -records'' a't! 8r0 cars as
against ,423 cars two years ago. ,.
. Laying the big wood-stave! pipe
from tho city . reservoir, to Med
fofd began yesterday. They will
lay lf.00 feot a day.
"Within a few months the city
of-AIedford will have an nhundiint
supply of pure mountain water,
four or five times as much as
neoded." W. H-- Canon, mayor. ;
Bank statements- today sot a
new record of $1,493,000 for tho
three Medford banks.
Smudging for frost Is a proven
success, as a. result of last night's
test by Prof, Vincent of1 O. A. C.
nt Bear Creek orchards, ; partici
pated in hy .Messrs. .Whlsler, Wat
erman; Allen, . Ohvell, Webb nnd
Martin. Crude oil raised the .tem
perature, but the pots boiled over
and smothered the flames. Wood
with wet straw proved .tlie best..,,
, Medford's ".baseball team?-lined
up ' today as follows: Probst,
pitcher: Nichols,' catcher;' Wilkin
son, first: Clark',- second; ' Miles,
third;. 'Eifarp, short; Antle, , left,
field; IfnA'cs, "center; Saliln, right.
; i
. Ashland, has decided to pave
Main street from Helman to third, ,
About 20 Jacksonville anglers
have Joined the Rogue niver Pro
tective association at the solicita
tion of John Orth. A greater
number have joined in Medford,
due to the work of Jeff Henrdr
Judge Kelly and Dr. Bundy. . ;i,
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Quicksilver rnlnas.at I,!lack Butte
18. miles south of Cottage Grove,
Increased force to Tift nyn.
FOR QCICK.
IB
HARMLESS COMFORT
Children Cru fork
FOR (0HSIIPM Km.DtMSNE.rVBJ5N
We are specially prepared t
take care of -cars in this
shape.
WORK GUARANTEED
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