PSGE EIGHT TTT, BEDFORD MSIE TRIBTJNEMEDFORDr OREGON; -TUESDAY,- APRIL-S3,: 1929:- Medford mail tribune . - , Staiir. today, Mfclt Il ir il N. fit SL BoBF.RT W. RCHL, Cdlur . ii Mnei smith. kuur Ad iDdtfMAdaot Mewcr KoUfW m tMond riui n&tUf u Hartford, !, wdw Ac of MatcU 8, 18T. IB8CKIPT10N RATI tT Hill In Adiutf: 0411, vitb Himdiy, j ft. BO tally, 1L0 Buinii', owoitl 15 Iwllf, vithuat Bumiar. Tr 6. SO Dtllf, ltlKut BuFMlay, BMUtli Oft WUf Aliil TrllMwc, out ycir....... J. 00 ButxUr, ai4 yef . l.bO Ctitltf, In Adftnte In Mtdford, Aifaliod, itekMrallM, Ontrsl Hint, t-boenli, flat, .told Oil if. tilt) bund.y. month ,T5 . PHr, itUmv 8umJf, BttdUi 65 bIlf, litaoat Buulir, w fur..... f.00 lialt. ti BundA, boe fv 8.00 Ail tfM, esib ia ultinc. MEMBER OF TRR A8.S(X'lATKD PREBS fc.i.!i full iMMd WIm (ferric IU AiweUlcd Prw is riclmittly entitled t Um um frtibllnitlun of all new dbpAlrfati crtdJlfO U U W other-titt ertdlUd la Uib w ud lUo ts ittt loe&l new pufc.bfcwl btwio. AU rfftU rr puLllcultta f petlil ttUpttcsM fctrtUi tri nlss resent!. Brnra dttlr anrtit rlmilttlM for Hi ostta ttdli Oct. 1, 16i8. 4438. ornela) Ptr of the City of Medfarl OMfUl ptif or Jufcuo County. Adnrtbtnc Btpraentatfrtj V. C MOGESBEN CoMJ'AJfT Offtm la Mev ,Tork. ChJeuu, Dtuoh, frudws, Loi AJDfelet, Bottle, PortUod. Ye Smudge Pot : By Arthur Perry The President urftes all citizens "to bo more careful in their ob nervanoo Xf- the law," but said nothlnic about dry ngentH being more careful with the truth and triggers. The latent desultory fir ing occurred in Alabama. Two fichooliiia'utna en route to u nefari ous picnic, were the targets, hap pily rilifiiMMi. "They wore knickers the offi cers said," the dispatch readis. Jt Is no crime for women lo wear )m Irk era, though it ought to be. Mr. Harry f Himilair now faces nix months In jail for contempt of the Benote. The oil baron is not the only one who ban contempt for the .Senate, but they have no chance to show It. Hereafter, Lady Kord-Ooupo of the local Imitation Hrltinh Het, will linger in the shadows. The min, and Co pen, show too plain where Father Time went by and left a wrinkle. The 1!27 crop of babies Ih now bufly trying to catch HiIn Hpring'H output of sparrow.. The young sters do not know they huve to put Halt on their tallH. Our wood dealers are up to Portland attending a convention, and outlining plans to keep the home flies burning. ni:vi:h vr.ir hotkr (Rvcliangf') Jake litis not yut recovered from I he effects of an opera tion which e pa rated htm from his tonkin, has a broken Index finger and In miffoiing from chronic uppendicitlH, but otherwlNH he Ih in splendid condition. Hevernl of tho Older Cilrls have purchased contruptionH that Instill vibratory vigor. The machine Nhakes the daylights out of them like n Model T Ford, without get ting any place. It Ih built on the principle of a young cartbriuake at the end of a belt, remming in a mighty quiver to the liner. Your corr. yeslcnluy took charge of the weather, for the purpose nf eiirrectlng it. In u brllliuut and competent manner, when it was diHCovered that while It would be it fine thing for turaw hatM and organdie dresseH, it would he an noying to Kdward Carleton nnd the Fruitgrower league, who want clouds in the.Kky, where they belong, in order that thero bo no Ninudging. Ho It was neceHMiiry to take the pleasant duy out of the oven.: it Ih JuhI a case nf Helling 37 at raw haU, or 47U0 cars nf pears. Several muleH bereabotiU Htlll think it petite to function under u derby. The Kugcne Register has been a warded the- Grand Prize for pure flattery. It allegen there are no homely girls in Kugene. There are homely girls in every town, but beauty Ih only skin deep. Mines are being developed In the hills, and In hip-pockets. AND THEY GET AWAY WITH IT! A HOLT A WEEK AGO Speaker I-ongworth was loudly ap plauded by members of the hotme when he ured exclusive consideration of the administration's leiff'.ative program, the elimination of all extraneous matter, and the completion of the special session within one month. The applause had scarcely died down before the assembled members started to throw new bills into the hopper, until the total ran into several hundred. More new bills are being drawn up. Yesterday the debenture plan of farm relief was approved by the senile committee, m spite of the fact that this plan was nt only opposed by President Hoover, but involves a scheme entirely outside of and opposed to the principles enunciated by the republican party. - The congressmen applaud Kattsmanship and common sense and then proceed to defy all principles of statesmanship and play petty polities. '' ': The business man who'promiscs one tiling and does another rides to a certain fall. Hut the politician who docs the same thing not only "pets by," but thanks to public indifference, is rewarded by life minority whose selfish interests he serves, and is disregarded by the majority whose interests he flouts. Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BEADY, If . D. IfMd UtUn pertln!nf to pmeoi b tilth uA hyflMM, Dot to dlMu. dUfnoite r trMtaMC will b. vtrnwufA by Dr. Brady li . .uoipwl, tlf-oddrind .Btelop. u t liriii. L.tun attfmM b. brlot ud written U i&k. Owio to too Urg. ooabtr ot tetura r Mind, coif i Irm eu b. umnd hir. No reply can b. aud. to qocrle. Dot Mafermv lug to lortractiODB. AddraM Pr. WUlUn Brady, la car. .1 thi, ftawapaper. BAN AX AS -FOR MM DOS. Dr. I.udo MeynonhuB. New Or-1 old-timers still like to have peo- lt-ans baljy ppeclnllHt, reporltt that he fed hnnann to 90 bahleK rang Ine In aue from 4 months to ! pie believe "nervousness" or "ner vous wreck" will suffice as a' diagnosis, but thank fortune these quacks are dying off and better educated physicians are striving to find out what really ails folk who masquerade under the "ner vous" makeup. As a rule we find that persons who have actual disease of the nervous system are not at all nervous as that adjective is I . That an Ignorant negro should i commit a crime has no historical interest. Hut that a white mob should find satisfaction in beating a man that could not defend him- seu. is enlightening. America's recent usury debauch, pleasant tor money lenders, wor ries the national treasury consider ably. One result has been a drop ot $500,000,000 in the alue of gov ernment bonds, of which more than til, 000,000,000 are outstanding. The government worries also about the interest price it will pay on new financing, years. They were all normal in fants, tho several of them had not gained satisfac torily and several had constipation. Two of the lia-! bies were unnnie; IIKUII,y understood- and on the i l080l)h'" published by Coward to cdntlnue iak-iolnor hn(1 I)eonle ot r(,Mleial. cxJMcCann. In New York, says Henry I n banana be- c,ubie or unslabie disposition1 Ford- government should issue cause u proyeu,or ,,,.,, are no. more ny or tnem oe-; ,,,,,. . hva ,,,., , than are phlegmatic. tented folk. So please Months of profitable usury, stim ulated by the federal reserve, and unchecked by any government agency, have destroyed the bank ers' appetite for low rate govern ment bonds. In his book, "My Industrial Phi- money, instead of issuing bonds, then retire the new currency, as It would retire the bonds. The government's money thus issued THE PEOPLE BE DAMNED ITS A 7 WOltl) (KniiNm City Slur) ' WAKIIINdTON. April 19. Our farm relief labors have been sweet ened nhd our minds enriched and our ImaKlnatinn expanded by this handsome word "debenture" that has flsen nut of the i-huns to shed a new anil kraleful llisbt on our weary path. We have been KolnK about our committee rooms, lobbies and on the floor repealing; this new word tn each other until wo hllVo succeeded In creating it psychology about It that we find very helpful ami comforting. It Is a slight drawback, to be sure, that we don't know what the word means nnd haven't been able to find out, though one of our reasons for Rnlng about repeating It wits Ibut we mluat find some body who could explain II. I Whoever dropped this word Into our farm relief deliberations did n valuable service lo the cause. It was new nnd httndsontn nnd shiny nnd we nil made a piling for. II. 1'resently we were all claiming to have Invented II, but If we were nil lined up und required to tell , what It means the showdown would be tragic for most of us. In fhnl resnei-t It again Is like the equalization fee. We didn't know what that meant, either, but you'll have to agree we made It work for us. There's been no better exam ple in political history of the effec tiveness of obscurantism when you've created a pwyi-bolngy for It. Jf we can make debenture do ns much for us we io he able to pull through anotbciOpt'tln on It, WE ARE PLEASED TO NOTE S.mntor McXary stood by the president in liis opposition to The fiirm debenture plnn. How little party lines count at the present time is shown by the senate committee vote, foiif repiihlieans, Norris, Ship tsead, Frazier and Xorbeek, voted Against the administration ; and two democrats, HansdiiU of Louisiana and ' Kendrick of Wyoming, voted for it. Four republicans stood by President Hoover, and four democrats; voted against him. ... .,..- ..'.. NOW SENATOR BORAH, who was President Hoover's most effective supporter in the campaign, says he will support the debenture plan if sonic provision to restrict production is included. That is a big "if." .The fatal, weakness nf the debenture plan is idenlical with (he chief weakness -of the MeNiiry Haiighen measure. There is no provision lo re.stricr. acreage. and without such a provision, the purpose of Hie bill is defeated nluomatically by the law of supply and ilemand. A strange situation! The farm subsidy scheme was an im portant issue iu last full's campaign. The opponents of the measure won an overwhelming victory. And yet we find republican joining with democrats to re pudiate the "voice of the people." The situation gives some idea of the difficulties which President Hoover faces in securing the legislation the people of this country demanded at the poffs. !too laxative. jgan lo make satisfactory Balns i Vous system i in weight after they received ha-:. ,., nana. Some of the babies were ,,!,.' .... ,'... .J,. ,! would call for no Interest novment .completely cured of their consti- j don.t want lo rJh ' I it would be as good as government pat.on. and many were greatly , ..nervo0gneK8.. comlex if you' are bonds, for It would carry the gov I benefited. wHng it to get by. I merely Mt;"""''" promise to pay. which i It is advisable that onlv thor- . .. .. nnatitn n - t. ,i iiiri;u wauuna DC ll'U l infants. When a banana Is well THE PRESUJENT'S CHALLENGE INT HIS FIRST PUBLIC! ADDRESS since his inaugural ion, President Hoover exhibits tho highest tpialilies of genuine and fearless leadership. In unmistakable language he issues a challenge to those, who justify disregard of law,' under the guise of personal liberty. His arguments in favor of the enforcement of all laws, re gardless of 'the individual's personal views regarding any one of them, seem to us unanswerable. , , If there arc "answers" in opposition to the president's stand, then the time will soon come if it has not come already when the apologists for dry law1 violations must get up on their hind legs and publicly present them. Let lis have "answers," for example,, to the following state ments: If a luw Is wrong, Its rigid enforcement Is the surest gtiaranly of II h repeal. It a luw is righl, lis enforcement is the quickest method for compelling respect for It. No hull viil mi I has the right to determine what law shall hi obeyed nail what law shall be enforced. Kespect for law and obedience to law does not distinguish between federal and stale, laws It is a common conscience. If, Instead nf the glamor of romuiicn and heroism, which our American imaginative minds too frequently throw nronnd those who break the law, we would Invest with a little romance and heroism these thousands of officers who tiro endeavoring to en force the luw, It would Itself decrease crime. ripened it has a rich golden yel low color und is flecked over with brown spots not black ! rea(iers marks from bruising, but brown: spots that make the banana more attractive, in ripening a consid erable part of the starch of the hanuna is converted into sugar. Thus, the fresh banana, green or only slightly yellow, contains about 20 per cent starch and only 2 or 3 per cent sugar. The same ba nana after thorough ripening,- will contain less than X per cent starch and nearly 20 per cent sugar. '1'lils conversion of starch Into sugar gives the banana its fine flavor when thoroughly ripe. Cooking, of course, converts con siderable starch in an unripe, even a green banana, into sugar, iiut it Is better to food tho children raw banana If any ripe banana Is available. -I Besides its blgh nutritive value you can-buy more actual food in a banana tnan you cnti g-t fi a nirkW iu ham, lamb or. steak- banana contains fair nmoums of vitamins A, It and The onion is u famous "health" rood, tho it is not clear how it got its repuiallon. An onion gives a lot of flavor and couluins con siderable mineral matter that Is a desirable addition lo the usual dietary, especially of urban dwell, ers. I:ut 1 suspect the onion owes its popularity largely to adver tising. You know, when "Olio in cludes onion in the menu, one invariably goes out and tells the world about It Willi every breath. It Is not so . with bananas. A banana will yiold all the mineral food the choicest onion can pro vide, and besides the banana gives you a lot of calories. All that seems to be wr-'nK with it lot of bimbos Is they diin't gel a I'alr break ,o the w.iy oi" victuals. There Is entirely too much feeding by quaint-? rules, rules conceived by old time baby specln HMs, who. knew loo' ninny things which were mil so. - The amateur mother of course she has learned nothing whatever about the' vulgar business of ruiS' lng babies in her funny school course fries lo feed the baby by some jiuccr old rule, the baby gets the short end on this and that es sential food material, and then there's trouble. A very common trouble is cosllveness, purely due to Insufficient solid food. The amaletir molher. instead of dial ing intelligently with this, keeps right on doling out the inade quate rations and begins to ply the poor kid with physic, enemas or something, nnd things go from bad to worse lieslst Ibat Impulse. Spare that bimbo the Interference habit, l'at ronlr.e Tony the banana man and watch the bimbo thrive. ease recognized by honest physic- intjauon ana "flat money" and ians under such vague names, and!" "ozeu outer arguments would ne Cotton mill veorkers in the Caro lina are strikSW for better treat ment, although they have free swings on the company play grounds. . You can forgive the modern girl much when- you reflect that she doesn't roa;ry some ha.d-flsted oia widower at eighteen to keep from being an old maid. Pnri-ect this sentence: "If that cop had said another word to me," ....i.l . L. .. ,k'..ill, t,n , ,., mils- SUIW Hie JUUIII Mini mo t tache, "f would have slapped him." - May Robson at . Isis Theater Tonight May Robson. whose screen In terpretation of "Aunt Mary," the role she created on the stage more than 20 years ago, has on import ant role In "Chicago," a new De Mille production ut the Isis theater today. Miss Robson plnys the matron of the Jail In which Jtoxle Hart, the "world's most beuutlful murderess," around whom the story revolves, is confined. Phyllis Haver Is seen in this Important role. Victor Varconl, Robert Edespn. Virginia Bardford, Julia Faye, T. Roy Barnes and May Robson are featured Always Safe! CASTOniA Children Cry Jortf A -pur. v.gaubl. preparation to to. licv. common baby ailments, such aa constipation, colic, gas, colds, tic. Cjtnume Cu storiu hears Hie Signature of Electrotherapy Cta.ropractifl Dr. H. P. Coleman 9th Successful Tear in Medford Treatments by Appointment Medford Center BldQ. Phone SO Naturopathy Fonfl 8clenc this, I have reason t healthful knowledge know, for many given by banker that see no sound I objection to putting the country on a oasis of unury. It lnys to Know. Kindly send me your formula for u deodorant. Two years at;o 1 received tho formula and it made the most successful deodor ant I have ever used., Further-! more, inv ninney b pent i-roiuiuu u , , rt-o. ,i,nt M . t0 "y r -'Ve ln submariufs. must a deodorant that went at least! 0rtm nin ...-n, ., i 50 times as far . . . A. I. G. The navy asks for two new battleships, to cost $50,000,000. They would be two nice targets for foreign airmen if we had a war. But the country can afford .tnem, and navy men, disinclined Answer l am not sure, but perhaps you refer to a formula for the relief of excessive or odorous pprwpirntlon. "It is half an ounce of aluminum chlorid dls-, solved in hree ounces of water. Mop tho skin with this once dally for a few days In succession. Al low it io dry before dressing. After that, an occasional appli cation as may -seem necessary. have some place to walk up and down. Headache An M Tabtet ' aveded wast, a afatcm. t.I.et al tafa. a!..ea-etabls laxa- TO-MORJUJW a Tr it-!6c 9 ALRIGHT. AH 8 Medford Druggists ' . Fast cruisers have their uso to harass enemy commercial shipping, or blockading enemy ports, airmen and submarines permitting. Hut of what use is a battleship? No use was - made - of -Rurope's dreadnatights in tho big war, with airplanes ami submarines not yet half developed. In the next war they would he camouflaged and NATunra rimipv will promptly atari tha lf mm bowel action, aleax K ftmaT nd poiaDo from your IJ and bring waleom. mirilX tone. Th. mild. ID-NIunl aaasannasaTmavaaan - I I Fred Gotttrlea Arro Turnoow GOTTFRIED St TURNBOW Expert plumbing, heating art aheet metal eenae than. I We specialize on service at real I onable prices. No Job too small. S1 N. QraiM t. Phone S !. Too much may produce irritation j hlddon, hidden behind commercial If low can he upheld only by enforcement officers, then our scheme of government is at an end. I am wondering whether the time has not come to realize thnt we are not suffering from nu ephemeral crime wave hut from u subsidence of our moral foumluttons. It Is unnecessary for mo to argue the fact that the very esseiico of freedom Is obedience to law ; thnt liberty Itself has but one foundation, and thut Is In the law, ' A surprising number of our people, otherwise of responsibility In the community, have drifted Into the extrunrdiuury, notion that laws are made for those who choose to obey them. What we are facing today Is the possibility that respect for lnw Is fading from the sensibilities of our people. The duty to enrorce the law rests upon every public official and the duty to obey it rests upon every citizen. WKSTICNK AM) AXSWKItS llon't Bo Xcrvous. You probably know it all that's llle reason you have so much to say ln the newspapers but if you ever suffer the fate of nervous trouble, I'd like to hear what you will have to say then about there being no such aliments. ..CO. A. Ans. Hold on, there, brother. You are hanging me for a sheeo and I'm only u goat. 1 know thero are many diseases of the nervous system, nnd many nll ments of the mind. All I have said about "nervousness." "ner vous breakdown" and "nerve ex haustion" is true there is no such ailment or disease, nnd I stnnd by that until some qualified physician ventures to define any ailment or disease under that vague title. I know some, of the of the skin. (Copyright John F. Dille Co.) .v4i ships, as were Britain's dread- I nu ugh is lust time. i ' - Quill Points Electric chair: A lethal device used to punish men for heinp. poor. . Let's see; a rake, a hoe, a. spade, and Oh, yes: u bottle of arnica. j Perhaps as critics say. feeding a machine "teeps man in a kind of trnnce. Urit-intr nun nffn li-lu tli-it I effect. DE. RICKERT says: What Ik vision-exhaustion? Tired, strained, weak, or iu flamed eyes indicate exhaus tion and defective vision. Our methods correct all vis ual detects. Call here with out delay. DR. JUD RICKERT OPTOMETRIST -222 E. Main Medford Ore. I v liny a'diamonil-of known quality and value, nnd it will be a real source of pleasure indefinitely. Only such stones are of fered here: n I don't know what it Is. but titer's snmt'tlilii' nlKiut Prosldfiit Hoover Hint tells me they'd bet ter go nlow about nskln' lilm to drop liLs work an' step out on the In mi to be phot ci'sra plied, or nil tho mfvjloo-s, as things now stand. X kIiohUI say bcln erimliuil lawyer lias the brightest outlook. . When a husband loses his mem ory and wanders off, lie always remembers the address nf the, other woman. .1 th r ' 'I THE PLACE TO EAT The Rex Cafe Good Food Good Service You can tell the hooks thnt inipiove .ywm mind. You gtrt. v leu volumes freti ulih h set of trash. , - This Is the season when it is very difficult lo sympathize with the man who is out of work. Tact Is "the nuality that prompts the bankrupt to wait six months before buyins a new car. 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