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Pulj. lca Buay, Month,
""I1- jthin has been an unusually wet
J!wlnter.. . But lookins up mi tll.
!S;il records w. find it l.asnt been. I
ii."lUiid"iU,f.2. (The average mlnfall In Pasadena i
Ualtjr. viUtout 8undy,
. mtif. wtwtm towns,
w if hmu Trtnunt,
hi J'mrrW. in Adroit lit MfdM. JWiUwl
ItdMfwiot, Central paint, PtKxeu. Talent.
in ana on uicnri:
InuIj, lth litwidir. month...
ru,) BlthMit Mmk Math. ...... . .65 i
' " 'ej
fruty, vithaut SwkUt, on year T on
Iair. Us 8undij, at F
All trraw, a 1b ftfcaim.
ME!LK.5 JK!2t2!F .
7h AuneUtt PYcsi at eielittttfli
Acutid rfcTdwhrtf antl'W t. '
the ui for pubtlMtian of all oe rtitpatehei
crnlifd to It or otDrrwue crranta w wn vtm,
ami aiM to the imi nm pudikdmi mroin.
Ail rtchts for ptibiieauoo M fpcuai
twrakl art also rovmd.
flworn dally rrrace cireulatl for all oottaa
mi Oct. 1. 1 9 lb. 44311.
Official paper cf tb Cltj of Mntfofd.
IITflcUl paper of Jartaoo Count r.
Aihtnlfltnc Srpmcntatlm
M. C IKKiENBEN 4 n IMP A NT
IWIm ta tin Turk, rtikaxo. IMraK,
rVanebco, Laj Arctic. 8e-Ult. Poctiand.
Ye Smudge Pot
; By Arthur Perry
' The Jim Orievc monkey sat,
down on a hot tin-can yesterday .
to contemplate a walnut, and is j
off of tin cans, hot or cold, for the
remainder of his days.
The rale hearing l over, and
the determination of the preferen
tial on gooe greane from 1'eoiiu
to tidewater, was postponed until
further notice. Accoroing to Icn
Carpenter's brother Alf. it was
"befuddling to the nth degree."
Alf Is short in expressing the de
gree of bcfuddlemcnt, as it extend
ed three miles due north of Z.
. The fauna and ftorn of the val
ley, growing wild In hill and dale.
Is lite main objective of the
lUHHxes, inusiii'onn.H and Miles, alius
trilllums, suffering most. Mush
rooms are liable to be toadstool
and cause more work for the
undertaker. Charles Pulm Is tho
leading local authority on mush
rootiiK. The women-folks ure the
main users of trilllums, as they are
tired of looking at the uutumn
leaves in l!ie Urccfan vase on the
. fireplace mantle. Trilllums uro
picked where found, by humans
travelling in pairs. Tho world has
never seen a lone male In his
Sunduy clothes, picking trilllums.
MoitFi siHFiti v ri nn
I'l'Wlen, WumIi., Tribune)
WANTKD 'Between March
24ih and 26th, gentle cat with
youngkltlen; Will pay IG.00.
Webster's Hllver Fox Ranch, 1
mile east,. 8-4 mile north of
' Lynden on gravel road.
a The John Ferguson Heath boy
has been ' named John tlradford
Heath. If Hrad keeps up his pres
ent lick, he ought to make a first
class high irchool tuckte In his
flouhomoro year.
- Orcat Britain has ruled that the
savage of Uganda pay no taxes.
It is a long way as the crow files
to Uganda, but a good offhand
guess would be, that tho taxes' Is
what made them savage.
We have been asked to slate our
Views on tho proposal to have a
lieutenant-governor ln this slate,
tf tho lieutenant-governor will
agree not ro wear puttees, wo are
for It, but think that he should bo
called the lirlgudler-Ouvernor, as
It will not cost any more, and
enuutln better.
' All Til tHK, liOlli::
(Rlvrrvlrw News)
Humors of a new transpor
tation line were abroad In our
midst lust week when It was
learned that Louie Winkler
had purchased a Ford touring
ar. We understand that only
young, good-looking ladles
jkvu patf onizc this line.
The Mexican revolution to date!
Is about as lively as a school row
tn an n.n M..oi .. I
in an Oregon coust town, provided
the victim of the schoolma'am's
puddling was tho son of a promi
nent cltfsen who had been fre
quently mentioned for the legisla
ture. Wanted .Man who can stay out
of an automobile, and away froi i
a dance long enough to plow 17
acre. Will give bonus and bless
ing. See John J. Kane, near Plum
Crek bridge Huntington News!
Agriculture faces another crtss, a
the land will not plow itself.
arsT fancy witmx
(IuIh. Kan., aeclstrr)
Well , the widdows from Ft.
L;odge will soon be home.
J. T. Trcdwny said he had spent
over $-u0 on a tenemant house and
if he did not get tit rent better
than he did lie would be down and
out. Too bad. .
Well life Is sure made up of sor
rows and JOyiw and we often won
der why when we get old wo hnvo
mi much to contend with.
-We know a great physio n, he
roulrt not keep a dog becaus he
boarded and he would cull the
nrlghbortj dog In and pet It he nuld
dogs help you forget your sorrow
fur they are so human.
Mrs. Paul haa a pet puppla and
It sure keeps her company.
Our phono rang often a Hundsy
oave to know It tbear was to be
any preaching. Thear Is an old
trying, you never miss the water
until the well runs dry.
Mrs. Holder called a tiunday
afternoon.
Give one-tenth to the Lord and
he will sure help you. We have
tildo It.
ATHENS (fi Premier Venlie
los' war on banditry has produced
Important result. One outlaw
leader haa been killed and
atrong band drivrn . (o conceal
Editorial Correspondence
PASADKNA, Calif., Murch 23.
No wonder Pasadena h one of the
richest, communities In t;ie world.
The street of this popular resort,:
have been running with liquid gold
off and oo, for over 48 hours.
Naturally everyone 1 rejoicing. ,
J Some of the visitors nee in to think
(The average
, the prist five years
ieen ap-
This is more rain than Med ford
. enjoys. The present rainfall only
(exceeds: the average- total at thitt
.date by a fraction of an inch, i
iaHy 20 inches of li,uld gold
rePre8en" "' "ay lortune.
jne larmem ot ranaaena are
pofitively hilarioua with Joy, so '
one of Iresident Hoover s chief
worries is removed as far as this ;
rural community is concerned. I
The weather forced us to seek
refuge In the movlen and we en
Joyed quite an orgy Wallace
Beery and Florence Yldor In a
thrilling "talkie." "Chinese
'Hearts in Dixie" for genuine
(lody and good acting, the be8I
kl how. m ,,a !
me
talkie we have - ever seen and
'Strange Cargo." a talkie melo
drama, full of thrills but nut
'otherwise particularly dtatingulrdi
1 ed. Kither the moicd are im
proving rapidly or our crltlc.il
Monse is fading. We can't remem
ber when we have seen three mov-
1 I Ou Iti Bliiii'nuulnn l fmiml 't'n.r
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th(s trl0 j
' a,v ,
The hint two mornings there ha
been a while frost, and tbit after
lion thu i-klcs nro ovcriiHt ami
ti I,,, iii , 1 1,.,- ..hin i
"f the two abk-b",li"d ',
there is; a
air. One of the two able-bodied
males in this hotel went golfim;
this morning and said he had aj.
In.. It
lint tvair iwitti. . .... i -.....'i'W eay as selecting a new hafc. The
demand lust night and the corner
drug store did en rushing business.
The secretary of the Ilible soei- i
ety mini Is Angeles took a brisk ,
walk this morning and when allied '
If he did not find the atmosphere
a bit nippy, said on the coutrary
he found it perfect, purtlculiirly
enjoying the abHcnce of "dust in
the air." Thai's the spirit! How
few of us appreciate our bb'Hrilngs.
o doubt even If Cit plain Hyrd
iiiipreclatcH how little dust lie
found at i:io Mouth Pule- I
j
Some one remarked on the dark ,
clouds coming over thu mountains:
The ltible secretary smiled and
remarked that the dark . objects
were nut clouds but merely more
mountains,
'KiuUerners frequent
ly make that mistake, he explain- '
ed. Later In the day. rot u ruing to ',
the hotel and taking off his rub.
ueis and unliinberlug bis .umbrella
the Customer remarked that was
T
Tax 1 1 img."
Around
Uiu Ing thu last month, too
Standard Oil company of Indiana '
has marked 133 of Its slat ons n
mld-western stale for the Buld-il,uw
anco of aviators. More than 1800
towns in the United Htuics have.
been reported to tho department
of commerce as adequate.) mark
ed for air travel.
The New oreleans-Atlanta alt
way and the route between tfuuth
Itend, lnd to KalamaZDo. Mich ,
are to bo 'completed in Januury,
according to reports of field of
ficials of the depaitment of com
merce aeronaut'.cH brant h The
New Orleans 'to Atlanta routo ;
will be ready early in Die month. j
while the "other route Is to bo
ugnteo oy January in.
Ituffalo, N. Y., Is l onsiderlng,
the establlbhmcnt tf an a rport for
seaidnnes In the outer harbor J"M,'(at o
routh of the Cuffalo river. . i,lld!iig of tho lioston municipal!
of the larrfc lompanles operutlnv. lrnort have bren diawn. The!
lake steamers Is planning to open : Birl.,un) wm DP one story high
a soaplanc servU-e. between lluf-,...., i.vn..ini-v cmtrol tower :
falo. Detroit and Cleveland, pro-1
vldlng, the cities concerned pi
vide su table terminals.
The Central Illinois Public Serv. '
I" Company has competed an ex-;
lnIVn MP Iliu i-kinir liioir ... Of
t""f
i... ....
the state nf Illinois. Thn mniki-r
give the names of the towns In ' V ' - evaporates from 30 to 40 gallons Ptolemy Soter. son of Alexan-
which each tank Is located. Fur-! C.UYNIA. Poland ,P)-The Pol- of water dally it is scarcely snf-(or 8 fntler, Philip of Macedonia,
'her work on the program calls! sh government named ono of tho f'elent to maintain a fair relative;and the lovely Arsinoe. concublpe
for the painting of nn arrow on nrw piers In this rapidly grow-j humidity In nn evargo dwelling In of King Phillip, had been to Joru
th tanks pointing to the nearest ' ing port in honor of President 1 the season when artlflelal heating salem. and recognized the energy
alr,mrt. j Wilson. Memorials to the Amerl-i m use. Tho only practical way and Intelligence of Uro Jews in
i f can war president ur not rare j I know to accomplish this is by many places.
The Midland. Tex., a'rport hajn poland. (means of suitable tanki or reser- Thp brilliant historian. John Wil
been materially Improved by the' I voirs of water on radiators, regis- Ham Draper, tells you: "It Is to be
addition of aeveral acres of. land1 Wheeler. Modern laundry will tent, stove or furnace: with many , particularly remarked that not only
adjoining the a rport to the north.! be established hero .Mon. 1 yards of nn nbsorbent wicking sua- did Alexander himself deport many
MUTT AND JEFF Sir Sidney I Now a Full Fledged Lion Tamer ' ' By BUD FISHER
SIR SVDNCV, NOW THAT rVURTMft 1- : -- tfwe. ttOM TAMCRS ' iM0 Ktf T Mfir A 1 I N0, AST I
' UCMTRMCR T. WANT TO IMPRESS OtM Vov .: I f. UB i Trie NlFTiCST I 133 3Nfcw, 1 , .S I , " , V , VOU AGAIN UHAT &k;:
THAT OUR MOTTO "ALU FOR ONt" MSANjI l ccReT oRteti I JM G EEVEN ! ! (S 'WELL, THlMG, vovjMSAN BY
.kuttnat: hcnc, umu You Ha Trtc-Jp 1 , LHsp3V H ' WHAT Do siiSilf- MRS. vcaving out tiul
U0MTAMeRSs CRY F UlSTRCSS fST7 I . , 7.. c STIS v. . . I" 10? MUT T 1 THt, HOUR OF 6
SV6 Art) evCN THOUGH (45ia ufs Tb HSLP R THAT" i THG WANT ' V J0W T -iH
, g
; the first time ho hud ever ucen a
! mountain RAIN!
Mr
Iiube Ruth' dropped In on
u from Santa Harbara for a night,
route to the lirand Canyon
where she la to upend another
niLiit. Mm. Ruth nlwavi demon.
Mtrates the folly of taking the
.weather or anything else Jn life too
seriously. She laughed her way
n- and laughed her way
" '"'"" " n fill
un"1 h return- U'r "'' worri
was whether or not she should ;
buy a riding habit, for on her 24
hour program at the Grand Can
yon Is a ride on a burro, to Phan
tom ranch! .
w rii . knw uU ,h. u ...
:know nbl)Ut PaHadena and lt
envJrt)tlffc Took lunch at Htuart
Inn near Olendora today a brand
new pIace ful, of poice dog8 and
Pekinese and excellent food. One
sometimes wonders if they are not
overdoing the eating buslnera In
' Hout.iern California. Apparently
they ure not for all these places
; appear to be prosperous, and new
ones are Hprlnging up every duy.
In addition to hot dog standi
shops, tea rooms and
,ean1ut and PPco vendors., one
can buy everything along the main
highways, from vegetables to fruit.
to bakery goods and furniture. The
hlg.iway from here to Riverside.
' i for example, on a Sunday Is one
j long open air public market. Hot
! coffee was u new feature today,
j It fitted the weather and we ven-i,-r,
to bhv the pfsi,n who origin
ated the idea, will join the ranks
ijevv mili.nnaircH, if the present
temperature holds for three days
more.
.
A young lady- has joined our
; ptirty and wants a new dog. Ve
Inspected a konnel t:ils nioi nliig. ,
'nn duB!'' '!1"t-'lnB I
In ages from five days to five 1
'' " nw .K .or b.
"UIIg,
goals are identical i. o.: to find
the perfect tlog, ditto the perfect ,
hut. We returned exhausted and i
dngless allho our freshly cleaned
HUlt nu many touening niomentos
"r sweet little things,
biinene of. hub' and fuzz, mostly
white nnd; inn, shoes with the shine
licked , (iff, ; and one punctured
lriMiser -brf.
One should never try to select a
iimv ilog.ril.el the dog select you.
The best -djig we eve, .d was a
.buttle' scarfed white bulldog, about
years old, who came to tho
house ono .night, and refused to
leave. ; ij stuck to us, through
fair ami foul, sunshine and storm.
fur ' five ' years more. -lJeur old
Hill! lie killed a pig once, whlcli
cost us $10. Htut wo sold the pig
to tho butcher for $5. (So the beat
'iog.we' ever lind only cost us $5.
But that, alus, was many years ago
when milk was flvo cents a quart,
1!5 yellow tickets for a dollur!
It. W. H.
(l?) Airports
The field, - which Is
Place for many fllei
a stojiping
using thu
utIiot n trnnscont.ncntul route,
measures ""M by 3200 Teet
i witU unusually clear r approaches.
The titles of Oallipolis, Ohio,
land Mt. Pleamint, W. Va., have
reached un 'agreement to jointly
opeiate the present (lalllpolis air
port, which will be known ln the
future as the Twin C:ty airport.
John S x nnd company of New
York plan the building of an air
port on part of the company's
plantation holdings near t'harlcs-
nii' W f A Ini'irn' titwl well-
(lninmI nren jH available and the
(l)Mu, p,nnH t.ftll fur commiunlng
nf w th the installa-
ton of fl,n
luU'r
facilities to follow'i
Preliminary plans and specif I-
t niut fur the administration .
. ,. .i,,,,, il,. "ninln building.
1 (A III
IN, Manehuria w-)
: ter li e
nits loeKt'u '"
...,.,. nf suunaii river, but,
Uu. Mmm continues to servo bs!"'" , .1
I,.. SeOIU trlltaOlO ttnd paiCPCO. .MI'S.
norm jium nunn b hmuihb .umv,,,
route. KUOKC enravaus una inu-
i -
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BEADY, M. D.
8tnd lattai. ..rtatnln, Ui pmaaal ftult an4 ftfairoa. oof to dtwn dlagnoal. M
(rvatnwflC will to Qwtr bv Dr. Brady II .tamid. aail addnaaad wmlopa IjatenrioMd
Laid, aboold to trial and vrtttaa la Ink. Owiutf U Ui. lra. aambrf of T5ur r
ealMd. oni? a frw ma to anawcrad bar. No reply caa ba au4. to qurrtc. eat aatilorafr
t InMntfU 4iMraa IV WHIlaw Prvti t -a.. hl. wtur .
TKACHEKS AHOIT FACE
A New York teacher writes: You '
em to be laboring under a mis-4 water, and the whole covered with
conce on ,n regard to modern' cover ,0 r""'Bed to P"1""
nce'" " " "B ' hear"rH rm " '" h"K
hi0 methods. I would hearU i cnamber where ,ile wlckinB
(y agree with rou in condemnlngj,ended and thence Into the room.
all "officious" school oeople who
seCK 10 Cnange - earn oi a uutrn ur mure lauiaiurK,
n a t u r ft Hy left- if there are that many radiators
handed children i in the house. Even a single hu
to right-handed-) mfdlfler of this sort will evaporate
neiu. Fortunate i two or three gallons of water a duy.
ly for us and for land thut helps' some, in a smalt
the future gener
ation, teachers to
day are well in-
formed ln pay-
chology of t h e
child. No mod-!
ern teacher will attempt to change 1 neys and the whole system by a
a naturally left-handed child. The ! person who drives a truck with
fault. In r.-.ost Instances, lies, not ! hard tires from eight to ten hours
with the teacher, but with the par- j a day? 11. Y.
ent. I, as a teacher of the first ! Answer None, for a normal per
year. have bad at least a dozen f son. Of course one with floating
parents come to me to secure my ' kidney or none or something might
aid in forcing their children to use!"nd the Job exciting. There's one
the right hand. I. of course, re-l'hing ubout truck driving that is a
fused, giving my well-founded rea- j "'e regrettable you can't get off
sons for doing so. Why not edu-; and trot lng beside the truck
cate the parent, rather than con-jnow and then for exercise or to
demn the school teacher who has warm up: tho good old days of
all the modern methods at her f In-i teaming gave the driver that boon,
gcr-tlps? . (Signed.) j Try a few Brady rolls each night
An Indiana correspondent sends ond morning brother, to limber
some pertinent comment on the anu ort ron ,ut ,he klnk"
same subject: 'm your,k " M r ' " ,,"rat
! lolling on the seat. Or better still.
Your discussion of stuttering, is a pet out nnd nIay a game of ball
perfect Illustration of tho nssinity , wjtn your kids,
of anyone attempting to Bpcnk with' (Convrlght John F. Dille Co.)
authority outside of his own field,
Vou aro Corl'ec' ln say,nB that stUt-
taring is a bnd habit, but you are
y
I f children begin stuttering about
the time of entering school it- in
perhaps because of their inability
to ajust to what is for them a very
complex situation of which learn-
Ing to write Is a very minor part.
Why pick on that?- If a child en
ters school at tho age of six the
teacher, If she knows her psychol
ogy nnd hus tho cooperation of
the child's parents, can, with -kut-prixlug
cuhc teach the child to
write with the right hand despite
the tolcrutitvi of Incorrect habits
In Infancy. In so doing the teach
er Is not "'untlquated" but de-servcs
praise for preparing the child to
fit more efficiently Into a rlgnt
hn mled society. Your. tnUt aboit
people being "naturally" left-handed
or right-handed Is baloney . .
If you question my statements I
suggest that you apply to some of
the leading psychologists of our
great universities ... I admire
your stuff and love you In spite of
or because of, your occasional glo-
rlous Inconsistency. ' (Signed.) ,
I am not suro that ' the writer-
Is a teacher, but if so, here's n comes a feller who wants
nice kettle of fish for the teachers,.' a- divorce YnuMS Ids wire gives
to pick over among themselves, if, money to a former husbaml. What
the metaphor will pass. won't women do next? Art Km I ley
My notion of baloney is that the, lw called another boollcffgcr In
choicest grade is produced by the , commltntlmi. but Is still hi a crll
leadlng psychologists of dur great, condition on uccouiit o' flu.
universities. However, our Indiana! (Copyright John F. yillo Co.)
friend explains that any well-bred I
person should know that ALL vol-'
untary muscular movements are .
I learned reactions which began to
become habitual fn early Infancy;
therefore. If a mitten were tied on
th eright hand of every Infant and i
Kept incre ior a coupie ot years jand protected them. The commer
we should have a race of left-)clal ,Teatneqs of England da.es
hunded people end there would be from his time,
no more cases of stuttering thnn : ., x.,-
there are today. ,
That IsT ot course. Just a psy-
etiological theory, such as Mr. Kord slonato hatreds and excesses. His
hypothesised lo stop tho World war. ; half brother, Ptomcly Soter, "Pto
The fact Is that Interference wlthleniy the Saviour," established hlnv
native Icft-hnndedness uosets the self as ruler of Egypt, at Alexan-
child and seems to Intluco stutter-
Ing In some cases: when the Inter-1 Alexander s genius, when ho .visit
Terence I fttttimeii thn Rt ill Irrinir ed the templu of Jupiter Amnion.
ceases.
QVKsTIONs AM) AXSWEKS :;tnr hlmseir who. in the form of a
MoLsturo for Henlih. :Scr)cnt, had deceived Alexander's
We havo a patent humidifier In-, mother, the wild Olymplas. History
.tnll,..! in n- hnn,n l.n, fl.l it l.'snvn she was ensv tn doeeive
In.nf rielent in lir th rolmlenl
I humidity up to a fair level. We
in-)mvc miffo.od lh,H past
winter from
one er, crl after another and the
mucous membranes of our throats
.
l'nle- tho hmM.f.fr
AnsWfll. Unless tho ItUtllldlfler
OX l.r'.FT - HANDEDNESS
pended over and dipping In the
j One needs such a contraption on
room. Mend . stamped ' envelope
bearing your address and ask for
the name oX the maker of such
humidifiers.
Hard Tires.
AVhat harm is done to tho kld-
Bnsbane'sToday
(Continued from Page One.)
Alexander the Great died, mur
tiered, probably because tf his pas-
drla, nntgnlficent city planned by
!o learn from the orncic that his
Ileal father was the lileh cod .Iillil-
lie ticn iirntu ,,, uuti ,,i ,,u,t
lon' aiul ,hus accordlB to Ci,i
blooded scientists, the snake en
tered our Jewish Old Testament.
course, those possessed of faith
lltnnm Ur,n Imt I ti n 1 a .hui IliA
know better, but that is what tho
scientists say.
Jews from Palestine to people the
clly of Alexandria), and not only
did Ptolemy Soter bring 100.000
more.' after his siege of Jerusnalm,
but Philadelphia, hia successor, re
deemed from alavery 198.000 Jews,
paying their Krvptian owners a
Just equivalent for them.
"To all these Jews the same priv-
'ilegesj were accorded as to the
.Macedonians. -
Every schoolboy knows the ft lory
of that great city of Alexandria,
its iioranes, museums and puiioso- j
Cleopatra, whose life was at least
j oxritini wan th rirtanoniinnt -of
Ptolemy Soter and of his mother,!
the little Macedonian girl, Arsinoe.
who. perhaps knows, now, fn heav
en, what effect her acquaintance
with Phillip was destined to have
on the world.
On Thursday, last, the first small
pox case of the year was discov
ered In New York City.
Six million inhabitants and ONE j
case of smallpox. Let profoundly
learned opponents of vaccination
think that over.
Without Jenner's great discovery '.
and its compulsory use. New York i
would be fortunate if. in any year,
smallpox killed fewer than 50,000. i
The death rate was far higher be- j
fore vaccination.. J
In the war of 1&T0, all -German.-,
soldiers were vaccinated. Small
pox killed many of the French,
none of the Germans. And vacci-.1
nation experts may explain that,',
but not to this column, please.
Every American army post has
been ordered to honor the memory
of Marshal Foch with a salute of
21 guns. Will Foch hear -them?
Would not the cost of the many
salutes, sent in cold cash to Frencll
orphans, please him better? Pert
Imps we enjoy the noise of the
guns ourselves. . .
It Is recalled that when George
Washington died. Kaiwleon order
ed all French standards and colors
draped in black for ten days. Na
poleon's order read: '"Washington
Is dead. This great man fought
against tyranny. He established
the liberty of his country, etc." '.
When he issued that order, Na
poleon was first consul and well
on his way to ending, temporarily,
the liberty that France, by revolu
tion, had won from her kings. Ye
do not ' know ourselves, and he
probablv believed that he was an
other Washington.
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Frederick tho Great's compli
ment to Washington, to whom he
sent a magnificent sword, was
more sincere. He honored him as
a great soldier, but could not praise
his work, for, us he said, being a
king was Frederick's own business.
"C'est mon metier."
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It Is revealed that Joan of Arc
was the ideal and Inspiration of
Marshal Foch, throughout his ca
reer. Yet the methods of Joan and
of Foch were as far apart as Pe
king and Rome. With her. every
thing was enthusiastic faith. With
Foch It was cold military science,
calculating knowledge of psychol
ogy, and "always the offensive."
Press Comment
If any community Is air-minded
It is Medford. Ore. The dominant
topic in Medford L$ airplanes, air
ports and other such subjecXs.
"You see." confessed Kumpter S.
Smith of Medford, registered at the
Imperial, "we've either got to get
on the air map or get off entirely.
It Is our chance to Jump from the
railroad age to the nlrplano age.
We look at Jacksonville and re
member the opportunity It had to
advance from the stage coach to
the railroad and refused and now
look at Jacksonville. On April 2
tho people of Medford will vote on
a bond Issue to acquire an airport,
the bonds being for 1 120.000. We
want to buy a tract dY 2SQ acreis.
which will be ono mile long and
half a mite wide. This will give a
good, long runway for the planes
to taxi from and to land on. - Half
I a dozen air experts have examined
j the' location nnd declare it ideal.
Then the government is preparing
j to establish at Medford one of thp
i 17 super-service radio stations to
i be erected throughout the United
j States. This is contingent, of
1 course, on the people voting tho
! bonds for the airport. The only
j places on tho coast to have these
radio stations will bo Los Angeles.
San Francisco. Portland and Se
attle. The station will cost $100.
000. The government is to Install
a 24-hour weather bureau service,
working three shifts. We nre also
promised one of tho large beacons
for airplanes. "We have estimated
that there will be a payroll of
$80,000 a year brought to Medford
If the airport is established, and
the rentals from concessions, such
unch stnnds, private hangars
.md the Win will brine in nr,(ill a
year, while the operation will be
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The government is working out
plans for a dirigible port on tho
Pacific coast and there is reason to
believe that Medford has a chant e
to get this. Why not? It has to
go somewhere. The prospects for
Meilford's being one of the impor
tant airports of the country, and
particularly on the Pacific coast,
are good and we should capitallzfc
ihBm f irf-cnnlnn.
) them." Oregonlan.
By Herbert C. Plummcr.
WASHINGTON' The problem
of getting liquor, consigned to for-j
elan legntlonV safely transported'
from Baltimore I
to AV as-h 1 ngton
gives diplomatsj
real difficulty. I
More than one
ambassador h a s
sent h!s truck:
over the road to I
the Maryland city ;
for his S c o t c h, j
rye or wines, feel-j
Ing . he will be
lucky to see the
vehicle return la
den with a cargo.
For to hijack-
HER0EHT C PWMKta , cr8 tne r a s e
"diplomatic Immunity" Is nothing
but an empty expression. Their
oporatldns on the '40-mllo stretch
of pavement that separates' the
national capital and the neighbor
ing metropolis have caused many
anxious moments in several of the
Imposing residences along embas-,
sy row. j
Tho expression "embassy liquor"
is one of magic to the wet element;
of Washington. True, "embassy ;
liquor" Is something that one hears;
it- ..n,inn i.ni 1
seldom Is privileged to see. Never
theless. It holds a wide appeal,
and has been the Incentive for
several daring holdups of foreign
trucks.
A Thrill Assignment.
The other evening we listened
with the keenest interest as a for
eign newspaperman told of tho
difficulty his ambassador bnd In
getting his consignments throush
safely.
Tho reporter had. just returned
from a ride with a big shipment
of liquor. Although ho was work
ing on a tip that the truek would
bo waylaid by hijackers, the trip
was made without difficulty. Nev
ertheless, he admitted that he got
a tremendous thrill out of his as
signment. It was not so long ago that hi
jackers stopped a truck and failed
to make a rich haul only because
they lost their nerve at the cru
cial moment. After stopping the
truck, one of the hijackers jump
ed into the seat of the driver. He
pressed his foot, on tho starter,
but the .engine failed to fire.
Again and ugain he tried, but in
vain. Tho driver had, in killing
his engine, kept his wits about
him and severed a vital connec
tion. The Kngiiio Wins.
Truffle on the road was becom
ing heavier as tho hijackers work
ed over the engine. Finally one
could stand the gaff no longer
and started for his car. The
others followed.
'. And the driver nnd guards pro
ceeded without fuithor trouble to
Washington.
. . One of the most colorful figures
iiv Washington and tho man to
jWhom the Canadian legation en
trusts, this mission is a Scot by
tha ni-.mc of Jock Lnmont.
Itmnnt ' Is a corporal in the
royal northwest mounted police
ifnd Is a military attache of tho
( a nadir. n embassy.
Ho goes to liallimore for his
mbassy"s liquor and returns' It to
Washington 'with the same calm
ness a nd d Ispa tch for w hk-h bis
org.inizotioit is noted.
Hijackers know and fear this
grim ami gaunt Scot.
She Won't Cook
Can't Stand Smell
"I could not eat unhook bora use
the smell of food siflfVned me. I
took Adlerika and now I eat any
thing without -discomfort." Mrs.
John K. Gall.
dust ONE spoonful Adlerika re
lieves gas and that bloated feeling
so that you ran eut nnd sleep well.
Acts on 1SOTH upper and lower
bowel nnd removes old waste mat
ter yon never thought was there.
Nn niHtter what you have trfed for
your stomach and boweU. Adlerika
will mii prise you. Heath's Drug
Store. x
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Tongue Coated
Every Morning!
"Every morning I, awoke with a
coated tongue and a bad taste in
my mouth. At first I didn't pay
much attention to It, but when I
began to have sick headachos, mys
terious dizzy spells and trouble
with my complexion, I realized
something was wrong. A friend
suggested it might lie auto-Intoxication
and advised my taking ox
gall for the liver. 1 took Uioxol
tablets Which contain the pure ox
gall, and in no time began to feel
better. I can do twice the work
now and look younger for It."
When your liver is sluggish it
falls to cleanse the blood of the
poisons formed in food waste. These
poisons then are spread through
out the sydtem, causing auto-intoxication,
chronic constipation,
high blood pressure, and diseases
of the stomach, blood and kidneys.
The best thing for stimulating tho
liver, as doctors now agree, Is pure,
natural ox gall. Uioxol tablets con
taining the pure ox gall, tone up
the liver hi a natural way and
make It function vigorously; and
when that happens, your whole In-,
testinal tract kept- clean, your
bowels move regularly nnd you en
joy genuine health. Each Bloxol
tablet represents 10 drops of tho
genuine ox gall In dainty, tasteless
form, and cost less than 2c at
druggists. Try them nnd see what
a difference it makes when your
liver is functioning right. - All good
druirglsts sell Uioxol tablets. Special -
agnt: .Tarmin & Woods Drug Store.Y
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