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kt EDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE '
Dallf, Sunday, VittUj
MEDKUBU HUMINU CO.
tl-SMI K. Fir 8L
HUBERT W. Will., Editor
1. 81MITER SMITH. Manaftr
AO Indrprodnrt Nmpaptr
Enured as steoat rlara Butler at Medford,
OrttoD, under Act of Wndi a, Kit.
m'HWWrTlllN UATUI
Br Mall In Adtaim:
Daily, nib Hwxlar, jrar
Ilaily, vitti Hutjdar, north
llallr, without Hii-nlar, yrar
llallr. lltuf &undar, nontb...,
Meeklr Mall Tribune, one f far..,
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SUDdar, on rear
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H. ii,.r In Adtanee I. IMTard. AiMand.
Jaeaaontille. Central 1'olut. riwenii. Talent, oold.lle said the wind would spoil Ilia
uiu ana on nixnaan: w
Dally, vltb Sunday, raonlh
Pally, without Sunday, mootli....
Pally, with-iut Sunday, ona xear.
Daly, vital Sunday, out year
All trrrai, caa in auranee.
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UEMBER 0Y TlfB AKbUCIATEU PRESS
Koetklns PuU Lflurd Wlr Smiee
Tbt Anoclated Vrru u ncluriTfly miitlH to
the ta lor pub Deal 'on of ill new dhpatehei
rredlUd to It w othenrlt crrdlted la tlili paper,
and alw to the local w uatlblMd htrtin.
All rljtili Jot publkaUoo U iptcUl dUpttdMi
hrla ar Ic mrnni
flworo dilly aimfc dmitailoa for tlx months
timlrtf Oct. I, l:J3, 41.13.
orririii paofT'Of the ntr of Mrdfont
Offlda) 111 of JwbHn t'ouot).
AdTfTtUinr itprneni allies
BJ. C MOUENSE.N COMPANY ,
Offlrtf in Ner York. Clilcajto, Pftrolt,
Pranclsco, Leu ArscIm, 8attle, rorlUnd.
lrONDON, Kng., March IS. (fV!
The Exchanga Telegn;i!i com
pany this morning said it hud been
officially announced al Rome that
General Vumberto Noblle. com
mander of the ill-fated Italia ex-edition,
had resigned his rank and
office. The resignations wero ac
cepted. The official board of inquiry into
the Italia disaster Inst week placed
direot blame upon General Nobile
for the loss of the dirigible nnd
censured him for allowing himself
ta be rescued from the Ice first.
General Noblle had a long and
distinguished military career with
the Italian army. He was 11 11 nr-
ont fascist and
; wide prominence
resetted world-i
when he flow
with Hoald Amundsen In the ill
rlgible Norge across the North Polo
from Spitsbergen to Alaska In I H2G.
' The flight elided in a quarrel be
tween Amundsen and Noliilu arid
tho Itallun was charged with mis
taken In the handling uf Iho (il
Tigible. Tho flight of the Italia
followed two years tutor. The ship
reached tho pole from Spitsbergen
but crashed on the Ice and was
lost hh it ncurctl Kings liny m? Us
return. v
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FACE MANN ACT TRIAL
PORTIjAND, Ore.. March 13.
(iP) H. C Thomas. United Slates
commissioner at Klamath Kails, has
been authorised hy tho United
States district attorney here to
chars o Courtney Eaton, Woodland.
Wash., farmer, with violation of
the Mann act In the tranHimrtutlnn
of his 19 year-old daughter, The linn,
from Kelso, Wash., ' to Klamath
Falls, where the couple was lo
cated Saturday.
Father and daughter are' being
held in Klamath Falls.
MARSHAL LISTS LOSS
" FROM FIRE IN STATE
RAIaKM. Ore.. Miirrh 13 f
Tho total tiro ioms in urocon mil pletely ctiulpped airport.
wide of Cortland for the month of .
Febniary wag $:t:t.i:t, aet:unlinRj The nrownnvUle, Tex., municipal
to (ho roiort of Clare A. l.ee, state Uiirpoi t has been temponinly des
flro marshal. Losses of flO.noo or i (muitcd 11s an ulrport of entry by
more were: Ashhind, hutol. SI
000; Athena, hardware story and
contents. $3ft.o.0; Kmtene. npart-
ment houe and contents, $U.uou;
Marlon 'county, state training
school, J."l,UMt; Sulcm, npartmentij
and theatre, llO.noo.
VITTMU-J:a Cal.. March 13.
-Rescuo runnier 5! ws rlmtk
ed up by Chief of Police Charles
ftcudero today when he pulled Joe
Meredith. 6". a sign painter from
th fiuii Joaiun rier. Meredith
fell Into the river from a whurf.
cud fro made bts first itwiip by
tn Iiik n man from di y ulng In
tho iuu Juaquilt river JO yars
ago.
LOVE WANTRY MAN
IS SUH3DE-QN SHIP
s
' SAN FRAXCI.SCO. Mar. 1J.
The ntrainrr Admiral Krlilcy, Louiid
from Ban Ki-aiiclsco to roi-iland.
returned to port last nk-ht Hith itio
IVody ?f Daniel Apullnr. palliry
main, who committed fuicidu l
hootlns hiraiclf when the .v-iuel
era t miles out of San FrancKco.
Agullar't mesamatci tild ho was
despondent over a love ufulr.
he repllea at once. "They are not
Editorial Correspondence
HAN lKGO. Oil., March 11. !
A otruiis Marrli wind liaa blown !
away tlio rain cloud, and the nun
, , ,. I
la .Lining today. There aro while- ;
cai on the bay 'anil an usulls arc'
volplaning about is high give. V c
started out for a Bolt game, but . tonisrht and ah still got a ltolls
our i.rosiicttlvi! partner lost his; Roycv to K home In!"
hut as Iij turned the corner en j This made a great hit with the
route lo the garage and got so j surrounding crowd. Thero Is noth
much cxeiclHc before ho finally inK the race track crowd likes bct
retrleved it over in Balboa, park. ter than to learn somebody else
: no-SKiow au vm. n n f.
' frame anyway. That's uno thins
' can bo thankful for. .No wind
can jipu.l our mine!
i Xnt to be cheated of our exer-
j tribe, we took a stroll over to the
zoo, and fed raisins to the mon-
koys. One old oronp o' tans umux
ed us by mttrK on an unllKhted
1 .
OIL I
visa ret butt. I he way he .picked
iic stiaiuis or touuvco uom niaj
upper lip was highly entertaining.
He wanted a liht badly, but there
was a don't feed" sign on the
cage, a park attendant was nearby.
so we didn't take a chance. Much!
disgusted, he threw away tho cig -
. jaret and picked up a piece uf too-" The afflicted thespian didn't
, jbroken Iwoklng-KlaHs. Turning i trait fr further orders, scuttling
over on his back he held the plass j off like a scared crab.
I in his feet-and examined his facet
with prent care and interest, hold- No doubt many people in Med-
- j fnp his funny mup this way and ford think lOO.UUO is a lot of mon
i that. No doubt of it he needed j ey to put into the newairport. Well.
shave. The though occurred to
j us that our early unrest urs were
I better (4iiipp'd for the tthavEng
process than we ure.
j 1'iiele Kimii has stopped airplane
travel across the Mcxtcun border.
jTho big Maddox trl-motor planes
no longer go to Agua CalienTe.
;Theru arc niany Mexican rebel
Migetils on this side of the border.
They could charter a few of these
planes fur a tiny or two and get
enough men and machine guns
Sam Ih doing everytlng iiossihlc to,
help tho I'orlcs till guvcrniucnt.
From what we can learn, how- j
ever, Kdllur Sliver a.i a trifle :
too optimistic. No one seems to
think the rovolullon Is going to get j
very far, but il is not over by any,
means.
Al Jolson ls Mil KdliiK MtroiiK at
ihu rare trui-k. Via-ienlay the
UroadcutjttT put on u record of
Al iikImk. ti Ih "Sonny Buy" und
then Introduced hint to the Ki'iiud
rttaml. Al arose with that Inimit
able fonllti of li Ih and waved his
hat. Tho crowd clapped luudly
and clirercd.
A little lutcr, fieiiv Xoinille. trak
Impresario, nnd
ack Denipsey'A
Taxiing
Around
Night fliers on the route to
Brownsville, Tex., ure now aided
by a Htaudard rotating beacon
erected atop the water tower of
San Hf-nlto, Tex. it Is expected
that an auxiliary search light will
be placed In open. tion In conjunc
tion wlih the main unit which will
project a tdiaft of light toward the
Brownsville municipal airport. 20
miles Foulheasu
Rich Field. Waco. Tex., munici
pal ulrport. has been equipped
with mimili.to nicht bell t i ti u
fi
equipment. T.ic Installation In- ' ot I- Vegus. midway between
eludes u standard 2-l-lnrh rotating Los Angeles nnd Salt I-akc city,
electric beacon, buundni-y lights " R considered essentlul that Inl
and flood lights for lauding. A re- I mediate steps be taken to acquire
cent bond Iksuo authorized by the '
city provides funds for further
Imin-ovcments. -
The Pocahontas air transport
company has been organ lied to
i maintain and opcrato the airport
at Uluefleld. w. a. Kxtcnsive
improvements have been com
pleted and still others uro pro
jected fur spring and summer.
Tin Royal I'ltlmn Airways, Inc.,
nt prtwnt operntlnK fnun iho inu
unlclpul airport at Orlando. Kla.,
planx tho rsln.ilirihn.cnt of a larm:
airport at VhittsburK, N. V. 1'lann
cull for development f a 1000-
aero tract whic h horili is .... Ij.ko i
ai ro ti n t wlih li l" H is on Ukcj
"urfl:",1 """" I 1
scLoPls to ""'the niajor .
i i -i t
..i... .. ....... ,.n " .
ifltuirt vh it'h call for
tre treasury department. It U pos
sible that In thi! near future per- :
manr-nt rlnssif lent ion will be ne- i
curded this 11 h port, since the
I'nitrd Stutes-Mexico air mail
rmiio will have its northern ter
minus here.
! Kelix du I'oni ban completed a
I landing field on - hi idnntatinn
MUTT AND JEFF Isn't Jeff a Great Help to
fV IMC0MC CT frM
n'nj a. ww i-i jwcul ai-rtfvc: TO
Set OvlT Of P At IMG ANV IMCOMtS
;Tri AT M00M I UJrXMV YOT&Be?lMG
EIGHT SCHOOL. CHILtRCM OVeR
me House anjD MftKe Tne inTgrnau.
recueNjue mam think
'AfEDFQTtD Trmj
fornuT muilUKCr, walked ill front
f Al' " and asked him ,if he
"f" toda11"-"1
"Dolnir iinything?' replied Al.
... 0eno ,.m getlI). ,oU o(
fresh air and sunshine (it was cold
and cloudy). Ah'm guln' to cat
i. loslnif.
1 .
Al Is pe-stered by race track tip
sters and handout friends, particu
larly down and 'out actors. One of
the latter, with a big cigar and a
cane, limped up to-his box yester
day and openly touched him. Kaid
tic was at the Grant hotel; had a
doctor every morning; took electric
treatments cost a lot of money;
! he had a sure thine in tho next
raCe i,ut no money.
A I demonstrated hi:i ood nature
has limits, nnd anyone trying to
impose, upon him will find he is
quite able to take, care of himself.
"See that siite over there? Well.
j you bent It; and be oulck about II.
; it 1. Uut new ulrpurta. built for
the future as all uirports should
bt require a lot of money. lat
erally inillionH of dollars arc now
invested In airports In this part
of California. In a very short
time there will be either large nlr-
j wt or emergency landing fields
. every 10 or HO miles between here
i aiul San KruneiHcq, . Air travel 1h
the transportation of the future.
.No municipal project, involving
sucn a sum or money, snoum uclM mlff01.cd fl.om corvza in
taken on faith, or 011 bnllvlioo. ...1... .1 ..... 1 .
fled In scrulliiizlug every detail of
I the project carefully.
Hut we be-
licve, as a general proposition,
those vho know tho most ubout
the vnluo o( airports will be most
enthusiastic over Medford having
one one that will not only answer
immediate needs but future ones.
Mr. and .Mrs. John Tomlln left'"" "H "uddonly as it began, one
todav for Medford via lliveridu i bould begin to wuspcet that one
and Los Angles. They expect tohuH ,lut 114 kc l bu'-
he honifin a week. Mr. and Mrs.j,aU,cr tl,,u c jH ittliiK tica
Wheldon Kiddle alao left in the i,bo,,t ,'' perfectly-, wholesome
same general direction. Itv the! futMl or "er.
flrt of the month probably all the! A woman had Buffered hay fever
Medford colony in southern Oill- in August for tho past 20 years;,
fornia will he backhand tho win- asthma now and then; hives when
te vacation season will be over. 1 eVer 8ho nad nothins else to oc-
x ; i II W It.
The
Airports
near White Hull, S. C. Two run
ways, measuring 1G00 feet long,
are now available for operations.
The approaches, aro exceptionally
good. The airport ls lo be marked
t once and a wind cone erected.
Plans call for other facilities to be i ttii suddenry as it began. Anuphy
a tided later. j lax is, no doubt. Yes, sure enough.
i. ... . I she proved sensitive to potato.
tie im-itiri ui ais i vkiu, .h-t,,
is to he discontinued uivlng to the
fact that the present lease has
plred and officials have found It I
Impossible to renew It fuvorably. j
Owing to tho strategic position I
suuaiue location lor a new nir
l'orl- 1 nc present
The present field will be
continued In use until a new one
j can bo provided.
I
TO TRY HIGH HOP
OAKLAND. Tal.. Mar. 13. li j
lnu.. M..fl,..irl.l.-.. i,., i .,f it,..!
"-"' alrpliuie altitude record. " rcn mv ,l " KPl ' nooKs iiuu
iri,lnno tune.l uii tod-iv belonged to a woman who had tu-
" I..!? ' S2 Z .o a year aSo. Is safe
CnrnncB f,lKh, record of I ''.'L T ! '" bUOk"?T
no 'N. &. inmiiiRS. 37 Hor-niwiri. (.t
Jnst Kebriiin v 11 bv MIsh llubl.v .
Trout al 1,ob Ani'les.
Miss Mi'l'helridKo said she would
tnko off at 3 o'clock this nfternoon.
iSho set the women's altitude rec-I l,lnr' in tno country should be
ord of 20.270 feet last December 7. josed at once, no matter about
the fumigation rites some libraries
l.rcvM'M IteiKli Count. still lndulgo In. If you hetdtatc
NKWMAUKKT, Knw., .Mar. 13. jto accept tho books, send "em to
l.'P chirk Uine. Amet leun Jockey, jine I'll be gbut to have them,
rode Keich Count. Kentucky derby j Sneak V 011 It and (iobulo
winner, for a pood pallop yester-I It lmvu.
day. He expressed hu detiht at Please give me directions for
renewing bia acquaintance yiHU tho taking flaxseed for conMipalion.
colt. hlt-h is louklng and KoiiifjMrs. 8.
well. 1 Answer First, gather your flnx-
Wi 3oobf
1 KjeoMfi
HAVIIMG A VSIF C.TITLS NAfe
NV SHT
fvC To ANoTHeR CXdMPTIOM
thcv
j " aw -r- Mtui laam uj v ... " . s yen. i- t r . i i.. - .,. . nri-iria yr i
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TRIBUNE, MEDFORD,
Personal Health Service
Bj WILLIAM BRADY, M. D.
8lfnd Ititof pertaining to pmoni health and hrgleM, Dot to dlMM dlifnoata or
treatment, will b nmrtred bj Dr. Brady II a ftampod, MU-addtMsad envelop la enclosed.
Letter should be brief tod written ta lok. Owiof to lb larga Dumber of Itttvra ra
celrad, ooJy few can b aaawcrcd here. No reply can ba made to queriot sot opoiors
log to lnatractioaa. Addraao Dr. Will Ian Brady, in eare of thlo oowopoper.
FOODS TILVT MAKE
Annthor .. ltd nd reaxon whv WC
should use the term CIU nnd!
l.n l.rm C( 1 T 1H ,.. tllornl
other factor than
... uiuuuiui?
aro so majjj'
that may caue,tho branches first, and to
... .juiuiiis : ascend tho tree by easy staates.
corza. and if one(uainf. a' doublo tension ladder
Is so dumb "nljwUh Q cord jmachea t0 pun ur.
unconcerned rts to I elt up you puck ,no undcr.
....u.i.v m. ";brusn bare. Havlns filled your
outset that thi
corza is a "cold"
lueru ISn l mUClllthn munnv
cimnce or a reai,,nK th ,rh
u,uhuoi umuf. ivncru uic
trouhlo hu)penn to be from some earch tne houao or a t.B8poon
particular item of food, for ex- lhat ls not , use. - y,,, it just
ample, it may bo a ftroat relief comfortabiy with the seeds. Hold
to discover that it Isn t from tho L beaker of waler 01. somc,i,inE
weather or a draft, after all. ,n onc handi the sp00nful of flax
A German complained of synip-: seeds in the other, nnd your nose,
toms of hay fover which had ile-iif necessnrj' with tho other. Take
vcloped since he camo to theja pood breath, closo your eyes.
United Slates five years ngo. In deposit the tcospoonful of seeds
Germany ho had had s 1 in i 1 a r on your tongue and invert the.
symptoms, but of short duration, j beaker in such manner as to
whenever he ale herring. On fkinjchaso the seeds down tho csopha
ecralcJi test he proved sensitive ipus. As soon, as you realize that
to ragweed pollen and hlckoryfit Is nil over, you may come up
pollen. Invurlably when he utetfor- air und iro about your ordinary
herring be surfored from a severe
spell of sneezing, stuffed nostrils
and coryza.
A young woman complained of
hay fever, which- had recurred in
Hay Iho lust six. years, und be-
ame worse each September. She;
proved neitKltlvo to oak. ruKWeedi
and some of the Kraaaea. Hut ithci
the I
winter time (when hay fever posi
tively cannot happen), and this
proved to be due to eating choco
late, peanuts or bean.
When one develops a rather sud
den coryza. that la, a Htufflni; up
of the nose, more or leys irrita-l
tion and sneezing, und a consider
able watory discharge, all of which
pcrHltsttj for a few hours, "nnd clears
cuny ner lime; queer suuuen swen-
ings of lip, ear, eye, a hand, n foot,
lmin time to time; and migraine
alt her life. She had about every
thing in the way of anaphylaxis,
had this lady. Finally "she put
on a beautiful coryza whenever she
partook of pork, winter or sum
mer. i A young girl who had been sub
ject lo hay fover from curly child
hood, begnn to have sudden coryza
from time to time in the winter,
land tho corywt always cleared up
Avoiuing noiuiocs sne nan nosueiio
of coryza. Hho noticed that when-
ex-lever she ato cantaloupe, there
followed a sensation of thickened i
Hps, blocking of the nose nnd
sneezing. So they took cnnleloupo
away from the poor child, loo.
In a wholo year now, sineo this
girl was weaned from potftto and
canteloupe, she had no coryza nnd
no liny fever.
Turnip, tomato, corn, cabbage,
olives, beets, radish, potato, sweot
potato, In fuet nearly ull the more
,l,,l,.t,illi. vc-rtii)ili. nml relishes
! havo boon found responsible f or
corywi' In somo instances. Some
i; . ...l i..... .i,n.u-Kl
'mouth water but so dumb nnd j
(UUIIO 1,1,. Iil.tnu ......wo. .... ;
dOKinatle nro our old time doctors
and health authorities that
lot
of folk never learn n, food
make one's noso water.
may
Ql'KSTIONS AND AXSWKIIS
B",B Thankfully Aiwpted.
A friend of mine lias kindly of-
Anfwer- Thero Is no reason
to
fear tho spread of disease In that
way. If di sense of any kind
were so spread, every public 11-
His Pal Mutt?
was ?!S"ob"o .
CHILBRCM .MTlTLC
SO TOO
I
G.CGT) rAV IMCOrAt. J
ntNtj -a- nrwic r)o
TAX TO
PAY.
Oft'EfiOX', 'WEDNESDAY,
TlIE NOSE WATER.
seed. rhnnxn n Kt-ii-lir unnnv
fr this, "when thero Is llttlo!
wind to disturb the flux uushoa. I
Pllt nil fi nnif rt Hon xr n-nnlAti
on
mltten8 wlth ,humbg , them to
permit a Hocuro grnsii on tho seed.
j It lg easier to pluck tho Heed from !
basket, seat yourself securely on
the top section of tho Ludder, In
toboKKuncr, ro
und slide .grace-
...., a.. !,,. tho envdon. Mow
affairs Just as tho nothing . hod
happened. Probably nothing will.
Hut you see the Idea Is to lake
your mind oft from that for the
moment .If this, ceremony Is re
peated regularly every day, It may
help some. .
CCopyright John Jr. uiue wo.; -
I guess titer's ten times us much
l vc n t first sight si nee knees
txiiiic into t li ojjcn, hut it duu't
seem t' last an lotur as it did wltcn
wo uxl t judge a girl hy tier
ri. ..,..,.. A..M.IMUi .
,,.'. ,.. a,..u ,, ..nlL.wl
,
'
Your Income Tax
I
I
' f n , . . jat the top of the Pot, nay, he hasi"ou
"information at nft w liumH rtD n wl .
Under the
source'
act of 19S8. all persons, "in what-
ever capacity netliiB." are requlr- ,
ed to report to the commissioner !
of internal revenue payments of:1itl. MrV ,..,ih , ..
, , "-
uiiii-n Ullllllg IIIU jer III
i,600 If the recipient of such pay- :
mcnt, i knK.. if the recipient ;
is married, report need not lc ;
made if the payments aKKregale !
less than $3,500. If the iniuricil 1
status of the payee Is unknown to ;
me payor, or 11 inc niaruni suimihmn in the local hash-hout umii it I
of tho payee, changed during the j
year, the jiayee is considered a sin- j
glo person for th purpose of f il- j
Ing an Information return. A sep-!
arato return of information for
each employe is required of em-
ployers. iho requirement ts not
limited to periodical payments, but
a single payment must be reported.
Information returns aro carefully -
1 checked with the individual return
of the taxpayer to whom such pay,
ments ore made. Dnrinp tho year f
1928 many delinquent retunts were '
secured as n result of the examln-
ntion of information returns. '
Orvjfon AVeatltcr.
Fair in east, unsettled west to-1
night and Thursday; probably rain1
on nurtb coast. Heavy frosts In '
east tonight. tJentle, variable winds j
becoming southerly on the roast.
r . 1 ' I f.HILDRiM ARC 1 1 CALLED AT r fWKfe fOVIt . owiv,. , ; r, , .-,.-.
w yes i THfv step r . . i r .a o 'tmh:0t
MAKCn 13, 1929.
The Embryo Pot
By Hi Student.
Proof that liicce uro not only
some buddns humor-columnists in
the classes of Miss Mary Gilbert,
head of tho Journalism depart
ment at the local high school, but
that they have becu careful stu
dents of the well known Smudge
Pot style, Is furnished hY the fol-
I!"? ?. ,c"!rHUVOI!.s Sub
mittcd by the local students.
In spite of his title, "Southern
Oregon's cynic," Art has been con
sidered "onc of the boys" nnd a
reifl pal to high school students,
nnd it is with genuine relish that
the youne humorists have "'Banged
up" on tho Smudge Pcrfc.editor nnd
decided to edit his column during
his. sojourn at the stuto capital.
"Lost Black lady's handbag" '
(Medford JialL Tribune.) How can
the finder tell n black lady's bag
from a while ludy's?
Freddie McKean appeared . be
for the high school assembly In a
pair of conspicuous black and
white suspenders. '
DORIS DUNDY.
- I
At last there has been conclu-
slvo evidence presented which
nroves that a woman" driver ninn.
ageu 10 get irom nomo to ner
destination without getting in
somebody's way. -
California will .soon be flooded 1 the people unwilling to kill one un
with diyillusioiied Americans who 1 other about It aren't called darned
have Just sunk 100,0 in Mexico, j pacificists. T
oniy 10 lose 11 uy tne revolution.
The august school authorities I'wlll understand is why another
havo decreed that no rough-neck i foot of exposed backbone isn't Ira
boys or girls shall hitch-hlko to modest after nightfall.
rniein, uiu mere is no rulo aguinst
their walking all the way.
Tho sparrows on the University
Clubskt lawn crawled into a wood
pecker's nest and pulled the nest
and a week's rations in after them
yesterday morning. .
ALLEN SMITH.
A well-known pedagoguo of
tersichorean art thought he would
scare tho Medford high school
kiddies by turning his elbows
backwards nnd by gyrating his
toes where his heels should be.
XI K HTH A J5 A Y LO H .
Many people from tho country
may be Keen aimlessly wandering
about the city thoroughfares for a
few weeks to come for a certain
reason. If questioned they will
answer because the trees are
shooting and the bullrushes are
out.
People aru always grumbling
about their houses leaking and the
water tax. If they only knew It.
the best way to keep water out of
tho house, ls to definitely delay
paying the wnter tax.
RUTH CLEMENT.
...
It has been reported that Stan
ley Wilcox, high school yell loader,
hns been offered a contract by the
House of David.
FRED COLVIO.
HOWIr .XI ;ltl) I, j
Or tho Mjstt-O' f tlln llrond liuck
With customary audacity 1".
Arthur Terry has left for the caul- l
tnl city, giving one of his fervent i
admirers a chance to expose his!
true nature.
Art I'erry, or Perry of the Mall
Tribune, as he is known to his
many intimates, early in life show-
ed an interest in orchard heatlmr !
! Yet do not think that he started
He hns 1
for bi,.ds iorKnoltcs .,, nas. ,
l(rPSi . 1)Ut ,,,. . lh(, .
srinc ho Ipt,.r.rt f,in i
ueoK at tne Monarch feed store.
,." .n if. . .
Kt iUBrl ,'" ,..,."
wheeze, Ijidy Konl-Coupc 13S4;s
times. Thousands tmv.. .,..!.. i
nhen "l'far." an l... ix i.fir.n r...nn,i
writes his basketball stories, iiejlatnrs.
closes on Saturday nigiits. yi-t the'0'1 beforehand that they would bo!
story is in prim in the morning "Joined from reeeivinp thfs money, j
Mr. Perry once said that were it j As tUe WIi' ning was not heeded
not for his nrt und the ties uf hisltno RtfP taken. Tills was not i
futurist li- studio ho "would Imvi. ' lionu through spilt or revenge. 1 1 1
went" into opera. However, he is!waM'lne desire of tne Grange to'
not. built rlpht for an usher. He,kmnv ir 11 Is h'gal.
has urohablv tho widof 1.0. .u i 1 We Grangers know the nwmbers
Oreg. . (This is known from por-Ir ,ne K'sislntnre ore entitled to
sonal experience at football) mori PilV- fn fa-', we worked
games. 1 He has never been the
same since tho new stands werej,notr Pft5 whn it appeared on tho.S 'Silk frOul tOD tO t08 With
built, often being caught in front ilm,,l in 929. I3ut we feel that 3 ,
of mere juveniles. ;it should be done in a lawful way. ! p 0111 1 CO, heel
K. Arthur says that if he were1 The question must be settled.
asked to tell the secret of his great
success it would be, "Jqgt perse- '
vere until you find a job nobody '
else wants."
WILLIAM CO.VROV.
. , .. 1
Mall Tribune ad, are read by'
20,000 people every day.
.... . . o J " ' ' r
Quill Points
"I Frv
Down and Go Boom"
has reached the other ;
side. Wales lias told hin liorscs.
if n few Englishmen can rule
India because they are superior.;
why does a city submit to gangj
rule? j
it he JeliKhis in using tho word ;
"conference," nis uanK uaiance
Somo girls get husbands.
and
siJme never learn the art of tell-:
ing men how wonderful they ureJ
You can.ioii a goou noiei at ;,. . ;Vj.vmI iil'rViii.. 1 i
winter resort. The insects in thcl,llat "-'- SUUlUge is bad.
bedroom aro native wild ones. "Why," they ask, "should thy
Virtue Is that Rioiv you feci
when you walk past a stcnin
shovel or sign painter without
stopping.
About nil von can say for wed-
dns presents is that they solve
! ..uT..L .1, ... . ..
1 fow years,
!
I it's queer.
Texas and Oklahoma
have
boundary dispute, and- yet
Another thing a mere man never
. Americanism: Building machines
to lessen physical effort and mnlie
more money to afford more leisure
td take more exercise.
The ancients knew nothing of
life in. apartments, but-J,oiuih got
the same general effect.
There's no pleasure for a wom
an In discussing a movie with a
man. , 11c never remembers what
the star wore.
Another thing that made Col.
Stewart wicked was the effort by
Standard Oil of Indiana 'tu en
croach on the territory of stand
ard of New Jersey.
. -i
. As a last desH'rate effort to
mako people stop nt crossings,
railroads might set up antique
slioiis.
As a rule, the critic is a clois
tered highbrow who scolds birds
for their timidity becauso ho never
has seen an eagle.
Olrls are warned that smoking
makes the complexion yellow.
t TluiS4 who snelc thi-ir Hinnbii
nvever. probutdy won t notice the
difference.
The police situation In Chicago
won't bo hopeless until citizens who
refuse to buy hooch arc arrested
for resisting an officer.
Correct this sentence: "Fight
ing is low and common," said the
mother, "and if you refuse to do i
u tn other boys will admire
Communications
To the Editor:
The Grange is Retting a lot of
publicity and unjust criticism over
the injunction recentlv obtained
to iu-event tlm state treasurer pay-j
ng out the fi.i.dii., expense money
(voted to themselves by our lefis-
110 icyisiaiors were nuiy warn-
unt voted for tho bill increasing
(Nothing breeds lawlessness, es-
peciauy among our uoys anu gin?,
faster than the belief prevalent
that our law makers and those In
power in the enforcement of laws
nrn (homitclvr" In w hreiiki'rs.
n. K. NKALU.V. I
Peputy Masfer, Jackson i'o.
.Brisbane'sTodlv
(Continued from Page One.)
! boy 1' years Old.
Tho boy u
t dead.
Doctors usually write their
prescriptions so illegibly Umj
the average citizen has no ijt.a
,, t ; : . . ..... T .
umls
changing, if necessary, by hw.
jtisguiueu iiuiuuii ueings,
in.
jluding British tories, liave saM
j ignorant, debased 'masses be al
! lowed to vote when they oa.
j not possibly understand Kuv.
;ermuenU" ' Sk
In London, at present, the
tories are being answered their
own question,- with a frantic ef
fort to clean up the slums ami
i tllriv cet Votes for the COllservn-
L- ........ af.tlie enmin.- ilf.
tne P".' ai tue COHUUg eK'c-
i :
j tion:
The masses may be too ig
norant tu iindi'i-stiiiul covcni.
ment, Tmt they are not too ig.
norant to uiiUurstniid misery.
"When you let everybody
vote, the man in power must
worry about KYKIlYliODY', in-
stead of worrying only about fi
his own class. For that reason
it was very important to ivive !
women the vole. i
Politicians miirht ask ""What
do the women want''"' and try -j
to f;ive it to them. "j
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. without Fear
of Indigestion
Are there lots of foods ynu can't
cat for fea'r of gas, bloatini;. '
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Mr. Lawrence R. Barnes, of 59 IS
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didn't cause mo distress. Bu;
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made of roots, barks, and herb
that arc recognized by the United
States Pharmacopoeia. Get it from
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