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Ye Smudge Pot
. By Arthur Parry
There was' a
.noon yesterday
Hlkivarcu at ' high
down the Main
Htom, proving that
eanv tlll be human
metropolis
Through u
r'Hlight miscalculation on tho part
? of tho manipulators, the line of
march did not ' hit 10 crossing
untU :tho 11:42 . waa well on its
VJi' way to !Cdntrai Point, so tho trav
nellcre pni the observation platform,
enjoying the bright spring sun
shine, missed a treat. .
A movo to keep a Mrs. Sharp,
kidnaper of two babes that the
ff California authorities know about,
; and auspected of that many more
"that they cannot prove, out of the
penitentiary, Iibh been atarted.
.Vlncldentally. Mrs. Sharp endeav-
ore to send an innocent old man
'- to a cell, and Jied maliciously.
Mra. Sharp is now suffering from
- a noble ' trait, according to one
side .of tho argument; Tho other
"' aide think It (h orneryness.
j( ' "Mrs! girlish', who 1h putting up
' a fight to turn back Timo 22 yeara,
ha ;-IOBt to tho forces ot - Fat,
" Vxlnes, ; ah(J .'Onty-Huli.' old
: cream cannotMtay tho relent I ohh
Inarch ot tho' yoars, and a chin
Vcoraet doea nothing to' the sparo
chin. And, there are signs of
I clophantltlfl, In tho anklea that up
; to now havo boon as neat and
;;t trim as tho night Mra, : Girlish
graduated from the high sehoul.
Desplto ponderous editorials , in
the prenn, depicting the grandeur
of the alleged construetlveness pf
the lato legislature, thero have
r;been no reports of constituents
cheering all night, and brass bands
at the- depots, ,uh . thy lawgivers
como porno. , ,s ,
kitchen helper for restaurant;
must be able to fry cuok. (Want
: Ad. Portlund progoniah.) H AV.lll
iwrvo hi inrlght. . , -
; ostkopath Tirnows pa-
'TIENT DOWN MTAIUS (Hdllno
v. Coos Bay Times.) Tho patient got
off easy, if ho only knows it.
. It look- like rain. It Is a tVlfle
oarly to catch the farmers with
hay down. . .
' .Toting onions tire on the mar
ket. Tbey are good for tho teeth,
and general hculth, but raise the
, Q very Ulckens . with one's social
' status. '
Braving the rlgurn of the rumble
aeat haa'started among thu youns
: and giddy.
THB B1U SCAUM
I Sntttrrlas-)
i have sometimes been tempted
to write a list of the numes of the
men who vote dry and drink wet.
1 do not know but I shull yot do
SO. :.;'
(Monday)
Mr. Hoed of .Missouri.
President, before continuing
Mr.-
tlie !
discussion of Saturday, I desire 1
again to thank the senate for ubru
: gating the unanimous consent
ugrcomeut limiting debate in order
to nucomniodatu me. For thut and
,' many courtesies of the past I am
' deeply grateful. Second, I desire
to rcmovo the unxlely which seems I
to havo been created In the minds j
Ilf Nlimn I.V HlA l-(.iiltl-U I hmiln ml l
Saturday that 1 might "yet tell the
name of those who do not vole us
they drink." I lissure ull Interest-l
od parties that they may cumpuse
their oglluted nems. I um not
going to do' it! (Laughter.) I
might feel compelled to tell the
' names of people who commit real
? erlmes. 1 should bate to havo to
." do that. ' Certain It Is. I would
j - riovor violato tlie confidence or
hospitality of friends by disclosing
tho filet that occasionally they try
' to Introduce a bit of tn-IKIclal sun
shlno Into the dull duyti of life.
.'Accordingly, ull may be ut case,
T-havo made niuny mlftakes and
"done' many wicked things, but I
- havo never fullen to the level of n
prohibition Informer, (Laughter.)
' 1 thought at tho lime I hail perpe
trated c joke, : but It uppeuis I
oho'uld havo so labeled It.
- (Gxlract from speech of Senator
Reed, ,a pritllod in tlio f'oimrcs.
Minna I teeord.) ';
Made for
; Beautiful Women
peautlos who guard their complex
ions use MELLo-OLO Kuoe l'ow
. clr only. Famous for purity Its
Solon ng matter is upprovflri nv inc
government. The skin never looks
pktly or flaky. It spreads more
smoothly and produces a youthful.
kom. .: Made by a now Fronoh
rSsessss. MKLLOSLO Face Poivdsr
stays-on longer, Heath'p Drug
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j Editorial Correspondence
HAS DlKGO, (.,'ul., Mutch 6.
Fur ttiu first timu In ton days It
luokH liko ruin, dazing over the
bay it is difficult tw tell Jut where
the sky inula and tint wutm UgkIum
The roofH down below j,' listen
Hlightly. A few, pedfiHttiuim uru
curtyiiiK unihiellaH. A girl in
white in KcurryhiB iu'I'okm tho Hired
with a votxt ovoi hor head, tiho
looks liko a nuro, but may bo a:
waitrtSH. It lotH look liko rain.
Wo are not pi'vpured to Hay It JH
raining, however. A little later
on, we will Haunter forth without
a coat or hat und find out, for
auro.
In a climate content for an all j but if vc had a controlling Intereat
year record; wo would rate San . in Agua aVulicnto, wo would ug
Diego No. X in thin ututo. It h:! Ket-t the governor and hla soldlcra
both a summer und winter rcttort. 1 stay homo.
Moreover it la neuher a city nor a
village, yet poanesueu tho Virtue of
both und tho defects of .neither.
There isalHo a certain repojfe and
charm about the place. In moat
of southern California the future
has already been discounted. This
dotm't seem to bo thu case here.
Incidentally wo have been inform
ed thin in the tnost "Inexpensive
city" In the state. Hut for
the benefit of enterprising real
estate agents, wo hasten to add.
wo are not In the market, and do
not care to take a boat ride around
tho bay or enjoy a free lunch at,
the Thursday club even tho there
arc no obligations whatever, etc.
A t lend ed thu races y esterd ay
and engaged in conversation with
an old raco track man, red face,
white hair, cynical mouth, stained
at the drooping corners with to
bacco Juiee. lio times every race
with a . big silver stop-watch, at
tho end of a leather strap, and
appears to know all there Is to
know about horses. As ho didn't
make one bet while wo sat there,
we should say he knows a great
deal. Ho also knows something
about Mexico, having spout his
entire life on the border.
We axked him about tho present
revolution. "Won't last long,' said
he, "this man Calles has real
Injun flghtlu' blood he'll clean
'cm Up when he wants to. He has
tho people behind him, and with
plenty of guns passed 'round, that
counts now. No, the Mex soldier
ain't much. Ho likes to Khoot,
but say MOW UK. HAT LOS TO
GKT SHOT AT!
"Uncle Sam really decides these
things, usually. With Morrow bo
hind him, Cullcs will win cavy.
Portes Gil? oh, he's Jest a kid,
don't count. With Obregon out
of ll, Calles is the slrong man of
Mexico. No, I don't think he shed
no tears when . Obrcgun toppled
over."
Dropped in at the Tla Juana
newspaper later, an lOngllsh
M ox lean publication. - All 'excite
ment so wo didn't louvn very
much, When the editor is excited
he apparently forgets how to talk
Taxiing
Around
Hoy 'Scouls throughout the coun
try arc lending a hnnd In Ihe gl
gnntle task of making tho nation's
alrwuys. . Hcout ol'liciiils uro on-l
enraging tho air murUlug projects Tim Swnnton, Vt., airport, local
hecaiiHo they say (hat "young ed sovon mil(w from tho Canadian
America" will benefit from most
of the work ns It lakes lo tho sliy.
v aHuingtou, i), v., scouih oroet-
ed tho first air marker embodying
tho now specifications ns reoom-1
mended by the air marking com-
nvv ..i i.i iii ixit iiiiunv vt nil"- .
inerco. Tlie marker Is oil the roof
of n tlieutro in a suburb of WhhIi
Ingtnn. It Is an arrow pointing to
Dolling field. .
Officials of tho Milwaukee coun
ty airport uro making plans tor
deillcntlon .exercises and an air
meet lo be held at tho airport next:
milium i. sin iTinui.iutu iiinbiniii vi
races Is scheduled.
Tho Delaware & Maryland Kail
road company is considering tho
establishment of a passenger air
liuu to connect Atlantic City Willi
I Lnltlmoro and Washington. Otfl
Iclals say that they bellevo such a
service would meet the approval
f business men and tlieir fiimllles
who move lo the sea shore for
week end rests und desire fast, i
comfortable transportation. A cum.'
preliensive study or tlie proposed!
project will bo made before the :
company lunches lis decision.
The Ogden. Utah, airport Is now
comploto nnd available to air trnt -
flc. Three runways have been pro-;
vlded. the shortest of which Is
3-100 feet. Another runway Is to J
be constructed lu tho spring so
that landings nnd lakeofs may bo)
inudo in any ono of eight tllrec-l
tlons. Lighting" equipment ls
s' neuiiieu 'yiL, 'V!i"ig;.'j!'Jj:r l'".".'.
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MUTT AND JEFFr
N8'Jk,iFF, HAWS Y0O
ANY fMoRG
U0SSGST6 PuT
IKiYOuR lNCOrv
; FOR 1918;.
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MEDFORD MAIL
KnKlih. More of theao little
"chocolate'1 DoldierM have arrived
Iook8 may be deceiving, but wo
would venture tho guoHH that one
New York policeman could handle
a reb'iinont with one hand, and
give truffle liiHtructluiiH with the
other. ' -
AVo Jvui'Jied the governor of
Lower California, ha left Ah
100 soldlera. liaH crossed tho Colo
j'ado river and is pi-cpured lo clean
up tho robelM lit Honora. If, true
that rather Hliffttei'H-our original
impression that Tla J.uana can't
bo drawn into the war zone. Wo
know nothing about thiH bun In est,
All life Is a gamble. Kven Henry
Ford has been .credited with the
statement that' tho man who
doesn't take a gambling chance in
business never getH anywhere. Ho
the Puritan view that ull gambling
per sc Is wlofccd hardly 'holds
water. NevctgLheless, when ' gam
bling ceases to bo an occasional
diversion, and becomes a business,
It also becomes a vice. There are
many examples across tho border,
tragld ones.
And liquor doesn't mixt much
better with gambling than with
gasoline. The winner celebrates,
plunges, .-with Judgment lost
loses it nil; the loser tries to for
get Yen, lircthrcn, a vicious
circle, f
' 4
The members of the Medford
colony down hero and' In A.,
a rd keeping an eye on tho high
school basketball team, and will
be rooting for n victory when the
whifftlo blows. A mm g e m o lit s
have been inado to got the reports
from a San Diego paper. Inciden
tally, In our Judgment San( Diego
hns two or: tho best newspapers in
tho slate. :
Reports from Medford say the
weather la fine golf In full awing
and garden planting started.-Well
tho weather hero has been fine
also until today, and it seema to
bo clearing now.
Later: .lust returned from a
stroll in lialboa park, which is
Just across the street. The great
outdoor game there appears to be
"Kotpjot," which is a sort of cross
between croquet and bowls and
billiards. It is played on a smooth
dirt court,.-with concrete sides,
rubber tipped mallets, tho arches
being justi .wldo enough for a ball
to get -thru if hit perfectly, Hoth
men and women engaged In tho
pastlmW Wo found a few signs of
rain, tho grass slightly wot, wo
could not sow the sun, hut wo are
not pertain it had rained,-and are
qulto certain It did not rain - While
wo wore out. Yes, quite. V
Still later: Tho sun Is out!
Pleamo put down iMurch 0 as "Fair
and warmer." U. W. It.
Ihe
Airports
Ogden Is mall stop on- tho Halt
l-akn City ami Great Flls air mull
roulo.
border. In buluir advanced nH a nos-
slble airport bnlry by lis sponsor-
iik off o a s. It h e a rned that
much air trnfflo botweeu oaslern
Cnnailn and Now England cities
would pasB in tho immedlao vlcin-
11 Ol On HlllOU.
The mayor and oilier city offi
cials of Charleston, V. Va., nre
considering the ndvisablllty of pro
viding, tliolr city a suitable nirport.
Several cltioH havo been tentatively
selected but final cholco will await
tho visit of a federal airport ex-
pert within a few weeks.
Newport .News, Va., Is working
ou preliminary plans for a sulla-
niito airpuri. 'i nn cmimner or com-
iiirieo, niiiiisur ui iiih iroiHiii, mis
enlisted the aid of Influential cltl
Hens in fui'therltut; (ho campaign lo
lint Newport Nows uu Iho ulr map.
The federal gtiverntuent sent a rep
resMitullvo to Inspect several sltoB
under consideration nnd his rec
ommendations soon will bo made
tu officials of the eltv.
. . .
Cnued Woman Shoots.
ST. J.Ol'IS, March 1. VP)
Crazed, presumably by worry over
the suicide of her husband. Mrs.
,cml Hawkins. 42, shot nnd killed
0IU, t i,rl. daughters nnd wounded
another while they slept In their
home hero tills morning. She then
,,,,.,,,.,1 ti. revolver on herself, but
nU lho bullets hud been discharged,
Throe St. Herons grocery stores
recently became, part of tlio new
Mutt's in a Class With
Yds; r lo$T Tri?ee
COfNiSOLltrMCO ASH CAN,
AND foRTY BuctcS
OM BL6VXJ-0UT- PATCH
PRFGRRGti WAUU
STRCC-T HIT Mtl
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TRIBUNE, MEDFORD,
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY, W, P.
Slgnad letter. perUfnfoff to p.ron.1
trcttmenC. will be nuwered b Dr. Brady
Letters abould b. brtel and wrltUn In
celved, only a few can be answered bere.
log to Instructions. Address Dr. William
A WKB BIT O' KINMIINK'S KXOl'till
ltuccut Kindlon liidlcutq Unit ; rcctloim for tlio prevention ot aoa
muctimaUer rnnons. of eod. Mver ticltnMi.
oil than wo. have believed neceH-, ' ' ' lirau fieius.
ary arc adequate to prevent or i ' What can I add to my diet to
to uro rickets in babies. . help prevent liver spots? Mrs.-A.
- For tho bone-
fit of unfortunate!
citlzcnB who do ;
not Bet reliable I
and a e c u rn t e I
nows revardinu
that plain cod
liver oil contains a mysterious sub-'
stance or Influence called vitamin
D,t which is cKscntiul fui; tho- tire
venllon of rickets in young infants
and for nurmal growth; conse
quently It Is now n universal cus
tom, not an old Hpnutsh one, to
provide for every bimbo, .'whether
lie relics upon a cow or a nice kind
lady or even a factory for susten
ance, a teaspuonful, more- or los-s.
of- delectable cod liver oil -every i
day, rain or shine, but particularly
rain, from the ago of four or six!
weeks up to the end of the' first j
year. Oh, It's grand stuff for thej
bimbos, and If the lovely ludy whoj
attends to the Intriguing mutter of.
grub will begin gently, feeding aj
feller, say. only five or 10 droits
of eod liver oil, mixed In with milk:
or mixed with a few drops ofj
orange .juice, tomato juice, or any)
other tresu truii or iresii vegetable
Juice, and gradually increase the
dally dose until It reaches a tea
spoonful or two after five or -six
niiintlin. whw ri t-nv AVill tnkd It nml
like It and thrive on it, and - no ;
mistake. Kven if It's a bad season
and It' becomes ' necessary to go
easy on the oil. then just a feu
drops of any plain, fresh, undoctor
ed cod liver oil overy day, or even
only two or three dOBOa a week,
will probably Insure normal growth
nnd prevent bowlegs, po belly.
Huuurc head, chicken breast mid ull
that.
.observations of the action of
ultraviolet light (from a mercury
. . . ....
valine iimii-li! I.mini lpnil Urn. 1 1
J. Oerstcnuerger and J. I. Hurt-
man of the Western Iteservo Uni -
verslly (.Miildren's hospital lo be
lieve that an exposure of the in
fant's body, just once' a week for
0 niluuLus (ID minutes on front,
10 minutes on back) to the lump
sufficient to prevent and euro rick
ets. This Implies what Is technical
ly called a mild erythema dose of
the ultraviolet ray -only enough
to redden the sklu slightly, not
.. , ,., ...
enough to bring about plgmenta
tlon (tanning). , j
In these days ofrob, let's .cul. It
general Billings cuniplntiit Josh
Billings wns "no doctor but It was
he who discovered the complaint
which has sincu attained pandemic
proportions; tlie complaint is characterized-
by the manifestation -of
an umuKlng knowledge of physiol
ogy, pathology and therapeutics , as
these branches are taught In tho
literature or tho gadget trade In
theso days when any fool is con
fident he knows more about these
things 'thaii an oqdlnury -doetor,
tlie grand old sun Just shines and
shines, but that's all the good It
does, for tho sun distributes no
booklets. Hunllght would be all very
well, only nnybody can havo it,
whereas gadgets, now, only one
with the price can own em.
QVKhTIONK AM '.VXSWKUS
V..h:,.lr ... .'...... ,.l...t....u
I have perfect health in every
wnv . . A. H. li.
Answer. I suppose It is my cue'
to offer congratulations mid all
tbat. but the. truth Is I can't get
iinny particular enthusiasm about
It. us you nro n stranger to me,
,ln,i f,lr an j
know you may not
deserve good health, so candor
compels mo to say that the matter
Is Immaterial ami the assertion Ir
relevant. I'nless you tell me some
thing to the contrary I uhvays as
sume you have perfect health. This
department Is conducted In the in
terest of people who have good
health and want to keep It. stck
and .ailing people nre not welcome
here. Tliey should consult phys
icians or go to the hospital.
The Anxious Bridegroom.
I am to be married next month
and plan a short sea trip. The
groom Insists he will be desperately
ill, for ho simply can't resist the
waves. Please suggest something
for a brother M. D. Yes, I told
him ho is a heck of a doctor, but"
I do want him to enjoy our wed
ding trip. O. G.
Answer. I am mailing you dl-
the Russian Government
0.1S'. DID
YooHAv( ANY
0TdR UOSSCS
Find out
. i u w-v seats sri i M . I I H ' i I
r-1 I Ui'lkl. I'lHI I I .j 0,-Nsr . J ' -
OREGON". TITTTftSDAT,
blUi toA fcygf.n: 'not to dlHU. diagnosis n
II a ftamrttd, .elf.addresMd .nvelop. 1. .ncloawU
Ink. .Owing to tbs Isrg. Dumber of letters re.
No replr can be nude to queries not conform,
Brady, in oars of this newspaper. -
' .
Answer. Brady rolls or bran
Bem. Iteclpo for the latter: One
cupful each of white flour, sweet
milk, wheat bran. One cbb well
beaten. Pinch of salt. Ilutterslzel
health develop- of walnut, melted. One. teaspoon
mcnts let us men-1 ful baking powder.' Bako In gent
tlon hero, with i tlns- If you ore Bum lo Bet nil
apology to on rlaeven Items In the recipe, tho gems
reulur reudersj ought to knock tho spot off of any
"ver- ' ' '
(Copyright John F.
Dllle Co.)
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"
.-Hugo rider on Iho 15-tyiUscr
bill." Mild Ijiifo liutl, t4Hlay, us lie
tried to git a iMistngo Ntanip to
I '. Who ..mulls when a
I Im.l In lin-. until., itii'ii f mi
lml to II1IVO SOI1IO lllCtlt Oil
to git liy?
!
Your Income Tax
Nu. l!8.
Taxes on perHonal property and
real estate paid during tho tax-
'Mo "' I1!,2Srttr,00.:le"uctlb!r' Til'
"T " ,? , J "8 " ,' " ,
deduction of taxes assessed agalns
Tho
Inst
local benefits,: such ns, -for ex
ample, taxes imposed by drnlnugo
or irrigation districts, to, the ex
tent that such tuxes nro properly
allocable to maintenance unci in
terest charges... The deduction of
estate anil inlHTltunco taxes is
confined to the estate. Jtotroac
tlve provisions pertaining to de
ductions of estate and Inheritance
taxes also arc found in the new
revonuo act. .
Tho federal income tax may
not bo deducted. However, Income
tuxes Imposed upon the income
of Individual! by slates may bo
deducted by nn 'individual on his
Federnl Income tnx return.
Customs duties paid by a person t
on ui-tlclos Imported for his own
use nre deductible.. Admission
taxes nre deductible, but tlie tax-
j payer must show that account hns
) been kept of tho amount paid
I during the year. Uuesswork
will
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I T
Glenn Tryon at
the Rialto Today
(llonn Tryon's lutost picture,
"Tho Kid's Clever," opened ut the
Itlallo theatre today.
Appearing as a young inventor,
Glenn Tryon provides his audience
with a succession of laughs. Tho
story concerns IiIb attempts to
market his latest invention, a com
blnallon motor boat nnd autonio -
bllo powered by n .fuelless motor.
Tho thing Is capable of performing
tho most astounding feats on land
or sen and its antics keens the nil.
tllenco ill gales ot laughter during'
tho entire performance.
There nro two sequences lit the
picture "Hint nro ns funny ns any-
iiimr i, nm.io.i rwi.
thing ho ever produced. One
where Glenn goes lo a party and
calmly proceeds to show up a par
lor musician, and the other is when
Glenn attempts to demonstrate his
Invention and ho finds his motor
has been tampered with.
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MATICII 7. 1929.
Quill Points
Ope nleo thing about it. Mr, Hoo
ver won't foel ill at easo lu the
presence of titled EnBlislmien.
Distance way lend enchantment,
i.... .1 ... i i ...,.i,in,r u if
the distant are relatives.
.
aiuiiumu "I iiiuinu. ihj . i..
: .. . l.t
It hasn't outgrown some of the pa
rent's early ways.
"nurlv cood program" on the I
, is onoTou 5 81? out!
A
radio
five minutes on tho stage,
It Bhowse fine co-operation. Chi-1
cago's police advance and grab all
they can, and then the gangs mop
up. ,. , ... -. ;-;
Some people are good conver
aatinalista, . and some never
have had any work done on
yielr teeth. -
Strougheart ate two pounds of
meat daily while working; two
pounds it loafing. To diet, Madame,
divide by five.
Tho prize optimist is one who re
flects that Spring bIubIi keeps the
March wind from taking a hat very
far.
ICfforls to suppress noise go on
forever, like the brook, but the
brook finally reaches the mouth.
Americanism: Making a machine
to make -more goods to.oncourage
more waste to keep tho machine j
busy. . ; .'
The list -of birds that go South
for the winter doesn't inslude the
stork
Things even up. Many-a femi-
I nine head Is swelled by the small-
ness ot I no lect.
Too many of our "airports"
could be transformed into pastures
juo1 '""""" """" """.""
Another good way to develop
will power is to live near, a
spoiled brat whose parents won't
give him what he needs.
An inhibition is something you
want to do but won't Tho exact
opposite, for exumplo, ot spinach.
To outsiders, an impeachment iu
Oklahomu seems lo plaoo the em
phasis ou the "peach." x
You soo. wo need cruisers enough
to outscrap other nations cither
way." .
Another good thing about air
piano travel. Very few of tho pas
sengers seem to have tho banana
huhll. '
"My has -
said she,
Correct this sentence:
band deserves tho best,'
"and I never save my
and sliver lor companv.'
' -
pet linen
Brisbane's Today
(Continued from Pago One.)
the criminal, usually a coward, the
"nerve to kill a bull" bull mean
ing a policeman in tho criminal
code.
Mexican revolutionists claim nine
stales, and havo proclaimed "re
ligious liberty." repealing Mexican
laws Interfering with religious con
trol of schools, forbidding religious
eremonies in streets and other
places, compelling priests to regis
ter, forbidding priestB of foreign
nationality to excreiso - priestly
functions, ete.
! 4 .
! The leader of the revolt in Vera
Cruz. Jesus M. Aguirre. savs the
! -Mexican fleet in the gulf has joined
tho revolution and ail the peoplo
sympathize with it. A religious
fight is a long, bitter fight.
M
On April 8, tho giant passenger
steamship Lovlathan, built by tier
many, taken by this government,
,"o U,, l i. i . "r" -:nnmnn,n
! lun ''is privato property. It
Is to be hoped that ho will make a
success of It and oilier boats
itglit from tho United Stut'os
Shipping Board.
Thus, formally nnd officially, the
United Sims government recog-
1 ' i n- i sss i -..i .
uizes' that It Isn't able enoiigli to
manage a lino of Bti'aiuboats.
Tho government ought to know.
Glfford Plncliot sayn tliat out of
elKht billions or inoro of public
utilities slock, three billions repre
sent only water.
The American people, ; ho says,
pay V200.oou,tr00 a year Interest on
iraro waior
i nai is uau.
' On tlie oilier liauu. the Bamo
t a Mini.!, .ft n npnnlo liuv tile watered
, stOCK. BOlUeilllies at iww jiiivcb, uo 11 nn iiiilJO&gime fn- .I,.
' , l.....,.l.t J-.ill.i.l t,,iuulol ..!.: . . r lnl
- Steel for 8 or $10 a shar
lehciuislB never dreamed of, the
water turns into pure gold, and
they get more than $10 every year
from the stock'
that they once
bought for $10.
Fi
. LISBON",' March 7. lP) Latest
news from Funchal, Madeira, esti
mates 40 people are dead In the
great landslide in tho valley of
St. Vincent, Madcria . Island.
Eleven houses were swept Into
I the sea says the Lisbon news
paper Seculo. .
. The place where the slide oc
curred was variously described us
the valley of St. Vincent and Sao
Vineento, on the north coast of.
.Madcria Island, 'i'ho victims wero j
occupants of huusus .which" woro
I swept into 'tho swollen wuters of
a river and out to sea. , .
j Volunteer relief corps recoyored
I fivo'. bodies but their work was Im
jpeded by. c-ontlnued Iieavy ruins.
t . 1 - -
Comedy Star at
Hunt's Crateriari
I ; rwri. m Himi-o rvnfei-inn m-n
LreeHus Fn,,io llrlce in her first
Vitaplione picture witli enthusiasm.
She is acknowledged to be ono ol
the greatest singing comediennes
of her day yet this vocal shadow
of Fannie catches all the magtiet
ism of he'" personality. Her voice
is beard as though Blio horsuir were
speaking or singing. Her odd un
ties, her ogling eyes, unmanage
able fiugors and obstreperous legs
arc as mirth provoking her excur
sions into tragedy as poignant us
ever. .
The story is one which absolute
ly suits Kannle, bringing out, ns it
does, the mothering iuallly which
is always so much a purl of her
charm. Shu is cast In ".My Man"
as'llio sister of a-littlo boy and uu
incorrglblu girl. ' -
Tannic sings many of the favor
He songs. - - 1 '-
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