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Ye Smudge Pot
. By Arthur Perry -
Apologies and alibis . for tho
"legislature, us exclusively predlct-
i ed in these parts ten.dayrt ago, aro
descending with the vigor of u
T cloudburst upon' the citizenry, and
n -aurvev of the situation shows
-that the august hody Is worse
ttbused than the last Democratic
nrtminintraHnn.' Tiixnavors should
start repenting nnd set aside' the -"""s. This Is no time to export lunte; is almost decent. They, servo ,VL,ttlIWf r HnY'itlad to ndvlw imv
' last t-vo days of every month, , miracles, no time to bo Impatient a good $1 luncheon In the patio, ,,aI.ollL on jjtiardinn who writes me
until 1946, , for tho purpose of"; or unduly critical. For several an nttrnctivo place, with lots ot ipny nli f,ankly about It, how to
! cheering tho solons, Individually ; monihs nt least, the slogan should , oolol- ilnd' sunshine, and- un. ambl; ; lllana.c this linlilt I have no art
. and collectively, nnd as a whole. -bo on nil sides: -Don't crowd, ! Ing Mexican orchestra to give at-; vr(, nrfj lla infoi-mallon about the
. ; 'I'hev wore charming in their Klvo him lime!" jmonphore. The main bar Is ft anz-1 Mll )J( cl (or nnyonp ciSL., Thnt Is
tomfoolery, and delightful In their : After the address: wo were quite izllnit piece of mvish ifnd seductive ! nnJ c,car , u , r hft
. brazen impudonco. They were as ' Prepared for tho remark of a ornamuntntinn. Nevertheless, while v , ,S.onolOKic ,.Cason for
t- school gradunte, ' combined, with
sufficient of thnt cstlmuhlo -riual-'
- Ity left over to supply grandma.
They wore as industrious1 as u
; prominent groom who never did a
lick of work In his life, nnd never
..Intends to, nnd aro all the compll
j nientary adjectives n collego man
enn think of In the next five yours.
- Two of their smart capers
should be carved on everlasting
marble. The early part of the
. session they ndjourued Thursday
,iftornootis, to rush to 1'nrtjnnd to
'observe the Hnblath nnd, as un
Indirect result, were forced' to pro
long tho agony ten days, for which
.!., ..,.ll Ihnmunlunu CT. it..,. ,lln,vi'
.... rpi.i. iu ...I
lnaugurato a fuss about, as It wast
only a direct violation of the Con
Btltullon. and so aroused a citizen
with wild anarchy In his- blood, 1 "' ,u " . - , , 1
that ho secured an Injunction to 'nlui.llng from he MuHsaehu
keep tho Holdns from collecting It,"""" "1,,"tl" u( Technology at the
when- they - thought nobody was
watching, i As the voters hud only
'defeated an' Incoino lax measure
hlno times, and did not know what
athcy woro doln. tho legislature
again 'committed an Income . tux,
but-thoughtfuiiy left off the right
of 'the people to- vote and defeat il
again, as they (the legislature)
know what s nest. Kpuco will not
permit any further enumeration of
tho flowering of genius unildst the
august body but It was a-plenty.
1 : Therefore lot all good citizens
emit no Hosnnnas whon the legis
lature adjourns, and attribute the
bnd tnsto In their mouths to some
thing they had for supper, Instead
ot tho rcul cause.
l-' It Is quite a distance from the
inembert of Congress who worried
at tho threat of Senator Heed of
-Missouri, to publish tho list of
names of Congressmen who are
publicly dry, and( privately wet, to
tho 13 Illlnolsnns who died, lifter
first going blind, from drinking
llliuor. There nlso Heems to huvo
been a dlfferouoe in the ipuility of
the potions. 1
; George Tlinms Is limping. Ho
slid down a bannlMor at the
Epworth League social, and picked
up a spllntor-f ( Hunter Items.)
Mad" rovelry revealed.
riuplnnt lh available nt the gro
cery storen. and Is UHcd lu ihe
making of rhubarb pies.
! ominous clouds mloi n the skies,
nnd rain Is viewed as an Impend-
ItiH oontlngoney.
Dora Thrush, a conlrnllo of no
menn ability, while viicallzlng
lli,ii,ln !,rli.i'ii,,n hi,, I imp n,.in.
low demnllshett by the MplllTow
'gang of hoodlums.
Wo like the story about the
young lady who poked a young
uuiii in the t-llis. and cut her finger
-on a corset stay.
The first lady lu khaki panls,
'nppourcil before Ihe first daffodil.
Tho prize wretch was (-might
late yesterday afternoon watching
-his wife wielding a spade. He
1 waved , his hand testified, "I'm
going to wush the dishes afler
whlle." now kaiii
(Kmimrln inn He)
Ho Washington society is to be
'dry! No longer will the iiiiirn
'bchlno peer I'oyly out of the bae
curdl cocktail. Never agnln wilt
the wicked dew, dropping In silver
globules from the frowted kIuhk's
rim, gleam on the whtlo senuiorjal
vests. Never again will thu stuffed
olive, lolling laxlly in the umber
depths of a martini, wink a IhmIvI-
oub piineino eye ai ine ancnovy
i colled voluptuously on top" or the
toast and caviar appetiser.
Cracked ico will bn Imnirthed
from the drawing room, where
once It soothed the feverish larnyx
of the congressman, ti tho hospi
tnl where it will once more allay
the train of the wtok.
The moun of the society boot
i letfger gives nn tidtiglo note to the
' Inaugural Tejoicinsr
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Unified adverUein $ct results.
Editorial Correspondence
SAX DIKCJO, March. 4. On the
roof of the i'urk Manor uart-
monU our present domicile
with the sun .streaming down
from a cloudlets Hky, wo llntened
thlH morning to the inaugural ad
rireyt) of President Hoover, de;
livered in the ruin.
Thorn .were' about 40 guewU.
men and women, In the roof
lounge, whore the radio operntcH,
and . an the- houiuI of applause
arrow thone 3000 mile,
jscvonil of ihe gucrtt joined In,
particularly the man.
We took a chair out on the roof, famous "Monto Carlo." Agua Cal
htit with the door 'of the lounge 'onto Am-wa-knh-yente). means
open, wo could hear tho address hot water, prohahly" bemuse there
pbrrectly. It was, we thought, a every kind of liquid served there
very good speech. There Is noth-j
Ing new about the duty of obeying1
the laws of this country, but It
can't ho emphasized too often. Wo
particularly liked tho Idea of a;
comprehensive survey of the coun-j
try, regarding tho prohibition law.
Hero is a problem that must he.
solved, and yet there can be no
solution until we find out Just
what the facts aio. On ono sido
wo have tho rabid wets, on the
other the fanatical dry's, und be
tween them, sharing tho views of
neither, the vast majority of the
American people stand more or
less confused and more and more,
dissatisfied. ' !
When we know something about
I Just what the conditions are,
where tlio truth lies, a sane and
constructive' way out of the mess.
can certainly be found. We don't)
;Cnvy President Hoover he has, lnn f?w hundred shares of stock in
;our opinion, tho most difficult this Mexican. Monto Carlo. . .Lchb
"insk u presldont has ever faced than u year old, there has already
" ""j"'"' cmi miat'Muiuy ""'W'en a nuiiusomo uiviaenu. inc
dh it,, w 'biHeve he can. ; ' ' (original Monto Carlo linn supnurt-
J ne ,t,aBC 1,0 uenrven. is wnoiejcu un ontiro . country lor. genera
; hoiirteti help from the pcopio oi
couniry, rcparuiess oi pany,
regiinlkiss of preconceived no-
1...1.V .1011. ,ui . r i iinrisco. tnip. tni -
sent- of the government Hliould
biUf moved .to (California. "J , at
tended nn inauguration once
and do, you fkiiowf' t H ctjittlly
snowed, HeeuiH a shame to sub-
New General Motors Chairman
Well Fitted for Gigantic Task
by Technical Study. Experience
WIL.MIXCITOK. Uel, VP) Lie
niont Du l'ont, who aiicceeils his
brother, Pleri'n, as ohalrnmn of the
board of dlr
tors Of General, Mo
tors Corporation. Is a man of tech
nical training nnd scientific , out-
luk' ," '", 'ls J11'" oUI' 10
age of !! r, ho went lo work 11s an
Iron works draftHiniui, but ufter
a few mouths tvas drawn into the
Oil l'ont family enterprises, 15. I.
IJU Pont Ue Nemours '& Co., where
he ,Hi(int 20 years In thu develop
ment of its varied products.
Heading a 2, 0110,000,000 rorpo.
nilion will lie no novelty to him.
for In recent years he has assumed
a major portion of Iho executive
and flnanelnl work if the vast
Uul'oril Interests. In 1!I!!0 he be
came president of the LM Pont
company, which, based' on mar
ket value, Is Itself nearlng the
0011. Him, 0(111 ulnss.
Mr. l)u l'ont la already fhmlllnr
wllh the affairs of neuernl Motors,
having sat In Its Inncrimist coun
cils as a member of the finance
committee along with his brother.
Tterre, other members of the VJU
l'ont family, John .1. Itaskoh. PrcO
.1. Fisher, '.Minlns 8. Morgan, Jr.,
nnd (Jeorgc 1'. linker, Jr.
The Mu Pont comimny acquired
HUbstanlial Interest In Oeneral
( .Motors In UUX and considerably
j lurrcnseil Hs holdings two years
,laler through purchase of the hold-
Ings of W. V. Durum.
Tiio com-
puny now eonmns imuoi
cent or (Je) eral Motors eommoi, -
stock and is Indlr-putubly the;
lam-M HUlgle woeKlloiuer,
Tho muishiK of the General Mo -
huh ehali iiiiinshlp' to a n o t li e r j n)ll )lc (1 ,,1, r,y o( vn. I the rubric Agg. from, water, get
ineniber of the Du Pont family, ,,. .,,,. i.i wvinnin.-i,. lie I ""R woj, etc., are many remedies.
therefore, caused no surprise ln ls knmvn , Wilmington . as .nn but under rubrics of remedies hnv-
rinanclal circles. Pierre I in Pont!,. x,rolllol yhliril. woru,.r nnd 8 !lnHIf wmiiijiiij tSiro nn no
i ivslgned Ihe chuirmani.hip hist on(, ,01, He Is popuV"K- for gettliiH Wet. It Is the
August, stating that he feared nr ,m, ,,,,,, l(P1.n ,,,, 0f ,-'nme' with agg. from drnft; cold
that his activities with- the Ahho. ' hlimul. lim i,8 democratlo num-i',llr- etc ' Of course one must be
i lalion Against. Ihe Prohibition !UM. doginntlo In wrllliig tor the public,
Amendment might give the Im-1 but Isn't there an Individual sus-
ni,-vi,,n that the cnrpunitlon was The five-ton gilfflns that wnlch -
. , ,.. ,i nll.:.i ,i... ..I. i ..iiinn ..r
invniveii in tne movenieiu. iiisieu over me oiu i-nicngo- ooarti oi
resignation was-not accepted, how-
ever, until tlie l-'obrimi-y niin llng.
He remains n director and a mom
MUTT AND JEFF
r'M GONNA PROVJcl
AMD JGFF
J'!
Joct our PreHldeiitu to uch a cli
mate tut WnHhington has the first
of March. Why, Mr. Hoover may
have pneumonia, nitting out there
bareheaded In the rain."
It's all right with uh. We would
he delighted to huvo WnHhington,
D. C. moved t Hun Diego or Pulo
Alto, and Die summer ' White
Houte put on the Hoguc some
where neaiv Jim GreveH. Inci
Uently what a 'nice way of solving
the Hteulhead proPKm:
After tho- Inaugiiral wo motored
uown 10 Aguu uaiiento. Tla Juana's
but hot water. . However, we sur
mise, plenty of people get into it
financially at leait, before they
leave. , At least, covering the place
in proper newspaper fashion we
discovered no ono coming out, as
heavily loaded as they went in.
(Wo also use "loaded", strictly In
the financial sense.) , ;
Al" Jolson '! living there. ' Well, ,
If -we had his Income, we "nilftht
too. It is really a very magnifi
cent place." and : Is ..going to be
more magnificent as time goc on.
The, hp to I und casino wore built
a fow miles uutsldo of Tla Juuna,
in the center of a desert. Tho
paved roads are nlready bordered
.with palm trees, one tin and shrubs,
there arc gardens galore In the
making and .what looked 'like u
beautiful golf course with luscious
gruss greens. Next fro owning an
oil gusher, we would like to own
tions. This border
Monte Carlo
, snoum uo nB won,
kvorythlhg considurcd Agua Cal-
jit was wen paironizcu. uu-m "
.no drunkenness or disorder while,
woiwore rlhetw. ,
Perhaps Monday Is a (lull day
.Here's the. nutll plane wn must
run: - ji.
Lommob Ou Pont
ber of the finance committee.
Leaving Massachusetts Institute
I of Technology with a degree of
t'lvn ' rmgineering, ummut ru
l'ont obtained a position as a
draftsman with tho Peneuyd Iron
U'nrku. n tfiiluililliuf .r Mw. 1T,.U.,.l
! Ht)(Uts su,ol t.on)ljratin. He whs
first employed by tho Du l'ont
company In Its black powder man
ufacturing operations, event uaUy
becoming director In charge of
. tlml department. For
several.
yi,n,.H m, WU (n nIm,-K0 of lhl.
1nls,.rlaneous manufacturing " do-
1111 rtim.nl
1 Mr i, ;,, h ,,, ,,,, ,
j trade have lost their Jobs. There
I Is no place for griffins at the jitrtr
bqlldlng. "
Jeff Decides Mutt Waa a Friend Indeed in
HOW
tf F(CMt)SHP
ftoi
FAMOUS CONMC
THIS
AlM'T "VOvj:
RiGKTOi
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Personal Health Service
BlfMd lettort ptttatoliiff to persona health and hygleiK, not to dliMN cUijjdooU r
treatmcoC, wilt be umcred by Dr. Brftdj if a rUmpd, aelf-addreMed ttmlopo la toeloMd.
Letter afaould be brltl and wrlttaa ui Ink. Owing to th large nnmber of Utttm f
calm, oniy a few can o wmmnwwa nre.
Inff to inatroctloQ. Addraca Dr. WUIlam
MORE 1RY
'.Oh the air they won't lot a fel
low touch on humidity at all. . - I
tried to say something about sweat
ing, and the censor' warned me .lt
was vorboten. I tried-to say some-
" thing about the
spread of respir
alory '' Infections
In, conversational
spray over a flve
f pot" rotnge, 'a n d
' that, too, thoftM'n-
sor declared ytan
verboton.' ltVlH
' indeed, n scandal:
r- and q stench in
the nostrils of the
nation that such a power of cen
sorship should bo1 placed in the
hands of an' individual who hap
pens to have Invested a few thou
sands In the j broadcasting business
and as a reward nnd nn encour
agement receives from the govern
ment a licenso which is practlcnlly
a monopoly. Maybe the' air is:not
a medium of education; but if It Is
so regarded, then- our jpducators
are strangely silent'' on the abuse
of censorship.
Hero In a good family newspaper
there are, of course, some reason
able restrictions upon what a.. man;
i, of my cloth inay or should say In i
print. Exce.it where such restric
tions arc based bn h misunder
standing,. I-'find It-no emburross
ment to abidu by 'them. , ', .
Mow, thcre Is n Imblt quflc prev-j
alent among children in the best
nf fnmlllr. n hnl.lt tbnt 1st Inn Wfto'n
, (t 4 l)(.."niileriwn" ntul tun often
! fails to respond tb'lhat- sort of mls-
mn.,K , Tim i,i, .1. i.,i.
.K particular about this. When
.. .,.,, ,,inurt i. ... .,,i
Also do not omit the stamped en-
vcl bearing your address. I do
; n(Jl off01. ny Au-v(oo or BtVUotlou
for the training of children, under
the ago -of three years: Only nflrrr
that ago can a child be' said to
have this habit. I flo ' not q'ffer
any remedy, treatment or onre ror;
lied-welting.j Please ' understand,!
what I do offer.- I offei-only ad-j
vice or instruction to the parent
or guardinn of' the child mention-!'
ed, for the " management of the
habit; Once more, I havo no ad-,
vice or Information about bed-wetting
to be sent 'Indiscriminately.
I offer this advice ONI A to- the
parent or guardian of the child
that has the habit. Any rormcsts
not conforming to these clear In
structions will be Ignored by mo.
Do not nsk1 for ' ndvlco about a
child, but about your child. That
Is quite essential if. my advice Is
to help the child correct thu habit.
Ql'KSTIO.NS AND-ANSWEJKS -.
IllCtMl.SC!.
Is It any harm to burn lncen.se
in a bedronm nt night? My daugh
ter, who is '14, burns cones of It
every night' before ' she goes , to
sleep. While she rends. Mrs'. I; T.
M.
Answer. rt'ls .hnrrnlo'ss'. V;
Panning- Old Sol.
' About a month ngo I listened
to suincono (4 don't know, whether
II was a doctor or not) on the radio
telling all about the evils of going
without a hat 'nnd of exposing tile
body to '.sunlight. My grandfather,
raised' among the Indians, said he
novnp- aanr n l,n 1,1' T.i.lln,, ni.,1 T..
dlnns always went hatless . . . I , "T1c duty of citizens lo suppoj-t
T. 11. It ' '' .I"10. Ians ls , co-equal with the dirty
Answer.' Mnviw ti w. '...miof hrtr Kovcrnmcnt to enforce tlie
propaganda of the mad hatters or
the vendors' Of gadgets to give
ultraviolet "treatment" - to folks
who aro ashamed to take the com
mon cheap sunlight. Just one tiling
deters mu from going forovermoro.
Ildless. and thnt Is my prent feftr
that folks-will label-tno a- woor.
MM. ' It I I, ...I I...., .. l.t. '
' '"'" ""' i"""
imu- on my clonic ru riK even that.
I Itnll Til ami S Diiinb.
In- Kent's Repertory of the Ho-
1 meopntblu Materia ' Metllca under
I peptlhlllly to moisture, cold. etc.,.,,,r,ni r,, ..v,,,.,,,,,,,
minimi lor gotiiniiirni
.niHitner name for one mans meat
. Is another man's poison? Emily
, Ity S. i
' Answer. On the roigrnrjv one
MrM7 BLACK eye
fMVlTT Give. VOU IN
H0jJ MOCrt T)it IT
cove vou ts Hftfe i
GifPCM&C IS
: I 5 ' '.'..:;.' '''V-;f' .1 I
xio repiy cao nm aaav vo quanaa do
Brad, la car of thia Dawapapar.
PUOPAGANDA
cannot be dogmatic In writing for
the public. That Is one of the ehiof
reasons why rhe best physician
am not tench the public About hy
glene of medicine with much sue-;
cess they are too dogmatic; for
Instance, they tmually assert (log
matlcnlly, or Imply dogmatically,
that exposure to cold or wet 'low
ers .resistance," by' which vague
term they mean it makes an in
dividual more susceptible to cer
tain diseases. This Is pure dogma.
It Is merely an old medical opinion
asserted as a fact. It has never
ben proved true.- r do not under
stand your term "Agg." and so -far
as I know, cold, wot, draft, jetc,
is never poisonous, though "I pap-,
pose one person may freeze more
readily than another.
(Copyright John F.. Dille Co.)
fublltiin," wiltl Cirau'paw Ik-ntley,
I 104-, tiHluy, when sonieonc nsktb
i I1I111 what Iie'd'do If he had his
lire. t iiro over. I never reinvin
ber whether a pleasant vtoinnii wm
irarty or not. .
(Copyright John F. Dllle Co.)
' ;
Epigrams
By Hoover
Enriched
Speech at
Inaugural
" WASHINGTON, March 6 MP)
President Hoover's inaugural ad
dreES bristled with epigrammatic
statements. Here are some ' of
them':. .,"''. ' ,'''
'.."We aro steadily building ''a
now race a new civilization great
lb its own attainments."
"Rigid and expeditious justice
Is I lie first safeguard of freedom,
tho . basis of all ordered liberty,
the vital force of progress." j.;
"There would be little trnftic
In 'Illegal liquor If only criminal!
putronlzc.1 H." ,,
Inws Which exist."
"Our wholo system of self-government
will crumble either if of
ficials elect what laws they will
enforce or citizens elect what laws
they will support." '
"Thuse who have a true Hiitler
stniullng ot jfliiprlcn. know that
wo have no desire for territorial
expansion for economic or other
doiufnntlon uf other iicoiiles." - -
"We not only desire pence- with
the: world, hut lb see peace main
tained throughout the world." '
tqlned throughout the.
"iv,,..,. ,,n i. en,,i,
. .. c '
- ",V ' our aon
' '
'Tiie animosities -of
i,oniii iln-.. no i in
contributed to
ability In de-
elccliontt
should haxx no place In-our go-1
eminent for government must con-
corn Itself alone with
mon weal."
"Ours Is u land rich in - re-
1928
USPS IT I5i
107 BLAc
VffS. TH
TJOC'S "BILC
,u;AS..,.
"Well, sir, I'll try bt-ln' a Rc-I
"FlMll ';W0W,
How HrSMy "6P '
YouR. HATS T.O'
Mwrr'SM'irt in
TUG BUSINGS $ Of
NT CRTAl
souxtfcvi; stimulating In its glor
lous'Dcauty; filled with millions
of'hffbpy ho mesv blessed rlth; com
fort, ana,, ppportunuy." ;
4No country in more loved by
its peojile. I have an; nblding
(n(th , In i"tlejr .capacUy, "integrity
and high purpose." v (
Quill Points
- Statcfmien aro men who ampu- j
tiitc territory and leave tho sorei
spors to-posterity. ' .
The lie is the Iccitlmnte weapon
ot tho'weakr but the strong man
tells the 'truth and lets the' hca-,
then rage.. .
" Poverty ; Isn't tho causo of dis
honesty. Only1 "the better hotels
have their"- names ; woven . in ' the
towels. . V i .. . - - i , .
Happy thought for .theatre men.
When .cattiQ; wander away -.from
rotten straw,; clean fodder v.111 lure
them back. .
A Minneapolis judge required nJ.
dealer tq refund the purchase'
price .-jpx,.,a cigatjotte . lighter thnt
wouldriwofi;Add - $3.60 or 5.
to your 're4ou'rric!i;f ...... .
A two-ear garage just: means
that she alouc vhs ; brlilifCi V:
; ami lie alune plays golf. t ,.''.'
r .
A .tnlllloh solar . systcmti - like,
ours.. llllllons ,pf, earths all, Bwa'cm,
ing . w.jtii'v bipods.' '.' And , ono'j, llttV
jnait' asking Heaven, to. quit otliori
'business : and ; .'help- - hl'm' riiako. .a
dollar.. . . - - '. . ... . :'
' "Mai-be 'nraycrs for ritlh fall' he
etiiuse i somebody else With- 'a; 'car.vfoi deadly di'tiffs as our . own en
newly w'nslicd Is praying for' a vyligHtened country. , . ,. ,,. . ..
spell,
j Forgive? ; Yes. - You can forgive
w mine tor KicKing you,, out ryqu -
never can -trust mm' again,, .rori
vou know ho has a capacity ' for
kicking.
Ambrlcaiiismi doing 'to 'the cir-
cus every day., feeling', resentful ;
because tho-olowq no longer sbdms.j
fqonyu. .-'. . " . iji
'' Bridge" and courtship' are the1)
- only gaiiies In which, you -can-fallj
, to ' make: your bid amV yet profit
rr.ore than' -Uio one who'jeats ,youi j
,- 1 . t i - -, c ! 1 ronuuiic, anu inv(te uie: unya uoi-
Thank Goodness! i.Vncle -Sam (owing 1314 to come back.. The 20
nnd John Pull linto and fear- one cen( nank is worth cents, 'Uie
another only long enough, 'to-'gctj;oeiit' Ura 'la Vorth' ''eo; thu
tnotr -nimroprintion -ortiB -t,nrougn. ,
Crime' wlllucnd- whon the eitiml
nal says to 'himself: ' t'lV'body .
despises mc,!. 'Instead .ofi''TIU'y'
think l'lii.'itough guy ' I
,),'i'il,.V'i:V
You can't, always trll; which- ;
one 1s boss In tlio family, lint i
it Isn't tlie one tlint Hdes on :
the folijlng scat. ' , '
How wise Government is! ,' In
milking a. tax' "return' you can do'
duct contributions- made. 'vo or
ganizations that need nothing: but
you can't deduco ' contributions
made to individuals- whoso need is
great. . :--.- ', . , ' ',.
. ' Wonderful man! Millions uf
lectures: billions of printed words:
argument, quurrela,-, laws,, blood
shed, .lawyers,, ships a gigantic
expiiiiditurQ.,, lit i cnMty, ,,to docide
whether or not ho shall, take a
drink. .'-..,,
The ' pyrntiitits' may "represent n
toollBh Vanity,. sbut at least they
provided .wo'rR ' foj- iperi.'C NO rhar-
Sore Throat? v ;
Don't Gargle
Quicker and Better Relief With
Famous Prescription 1 :
'Don't snffor "from thc.paln and'
soreness, of sore throat. garglns,
and salves are to slow they relieve
only temporarily.1 Cut Thoxlne, a
famous physician's 'prcscrlntUih. Is.
guarantoed to give relief almost
instantly. .
i -Thoxlne has a double nction
iellwes the, soreness and goes-direct
to the Internal, cause. Ne
chloroform, Iron or otner harmful
.nu iwi- 11 e
1 1 11 "
! ' 'J :''Ff -' i'
, inw- iitiuiiy. jviso wouuei'iiiny
tne Cflra', , - .ll. ,,.!.. .. n . n K b
wuick relief guaranteed, or your
'money back. aSoiieeo ami $1.00.
Sold by Heath's Drug Shire.,-
S4r MS BWK ,
sgvjgm Bucks; i
APieceV
WIN G TH
ooh "was" plmplf?' cnouch tt give
a dole to ldlcra.
No natlbn can ue kept down
forever. ' The' more 'Germany is
made to Buffer now, the bigger
the bill she will present for pay
ment In later years. .y
.'iCbrrcci this suntence,- ;;"ln-my
time,". vnld' tho mother; 'tgirjH
didn't scheme to,, attract ))oys as
they do now." ,
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Brisbane'sToday
(Continued from Page One.)
j Russia-accuses: political enemies
rrif working disguised as' a -Eaptist
organization,.'. Counter revolution
ary woiji, it, appears. Is usually, In
Russia done under gome religion?
disguise. ' 1 i
... , . , ' I
' Mr: Rockefeller, perhaps because
ho Is a Baptist, is accused ot "using
oily money to corrupt the soviet
proletariat." It would be good for
the Koviet proletariat if Mr. Rocke
feller's organizations would : show
Russia how to.fjsht disease and or-
ganize industry. .,
Capital may be a tearful octopus,
but it does, know how fp get things'
.done, . v , .. . . t -
' ' . H
. WTtlle the League of Nations
talka of . saving China by prevent
ing opturh shipments to that conn
try yon learn that China herself
produces ten times as much opium
as the rest of the world,, not, rely
ing oa outside supplies. ';.
Mun. ' no rhattor 'bor poor,- will
always buy, two things, whiskey
and drugs, China's- revolutionary
and other generals, according to a
dispatch' from Peking, 'compel fill
-lanil; 'pwnej-u to plant a cf tutu area
t5r opium, production and' from the
oropa; extract; tons ot., millions a
year.,,, -vi '' --
The heathen,, lu his, blindness,
lipwjng down to wood ,and . atone,
aoos.;uot,-jiowevor, spetm as mucii
' Germany, according to' press 'bb
servers, is pasBlngr throtlgh Its most
uangerouB. icnsis- Hmce tno war s
end. -Reactionaries, tired of the re
public and longing for more kaiser
ism, threaten a dictatorship pre-
siRn, n.nnnrehv nnd flei-mnn Imne
rjui goveWimeht-. '-'.:
..".4
To the outsider it would noein
tuut one. uerman .Kaiser ougat to
be enough for this country. '.
jlowever. Germana ' are intelll
Jgent. trained In politics, and It. is
hot llkoly thcy will get 'rid ot tholr
2frccnt mark, is worth 25 cents. N01
th 25 cents. Not
'-...-,;'-.:.' .
so' bad.
;'''A barber shop -In -Liverpool. -ling-;
'Iriiitl ' has Vchnllengcd; ti-ftditlon by
issuing, u no-talking decree for the
.workers. T1K; triire ihie.s 'not; npnly
'In tffe w'ompp'a depart hient- ' 1
Don't Fass With ;
Mustard Plasters
' - Don't-mix a iness ormuslard, flour
, and water when you can relieve pain,
soreness or stiffness with a little clean,
white Musterole. ...
: Musterole ismade of oil of mustard
and . other, helpful, ingredients, and
takes the place of mustard plasters.. '
Musterole usually gives prompt re
lief from, sore throat, bronchitis, ton
sillitis, croup, stiff neck,, asthma,
neuralgia, headache, congestion, pleu
risy, rheumatism, lumbago, pains and
aches of the back ,or joints, sprains,
'acrtmu9cle,bruiaeK,'chilblato,fro3ted
feet, coMs of the chest' (it may pre
vent pneumonia). .. ..
Jar & Tubes
BtUmr than a-muataraf niaafer
Electrotherapy ' '" Chiropractic
Dr., H. P. Coleman '
'!lth SufecoBflful Yoar Jh.Medford "
- Dalmnlilir llV ,'Minninlmniil ' 1
Medford t enter Bdtf. Phohe.ies
ivuiuropatuy ; ,.- snou Mcieuce
aAiBHau,rT. oni44
AfOMPum eiJARmo ua
Tirana bvnkb
THAT'S? 29 tf, NOVW, ,1
HouJ rJ0oT "DCNPTAU
B 1,1X4 1. rAou) MANY
TiMe. DlX,rAUTT
KICK YOvj (W TttfS
MouTH?,, Au. this
. experuss s - -
DrSlucTl'Bv.G AMT
AM0UfrT
AmoumT : off. yoor. n , . UIL:- 1 I
.'j',:'fi.'.iuo,.
Your Income Tax
Sn. 2;
Bad debts may be deducted from
gi-uss Income In determining nbt in
come and may be treated in ;ohe of
two ways, either by doduction'from
gross Income In respect to debts as
certained to be worthless in whole
or in part, or a reasonable addition
to a reiervc for bad debt.' Permis
sion to adopt the reserve method is
lirnHed to taxpayers having a largo
number of accounts where credit
has ;been ascertained to coyer: a
considerable portion of time. It Is
not granted for the handUng'of
one specific debt. .' . .
' Bad debts may be deducted only
for the year in which they are as
certained:': to be' ' worthless ' and
cliarged off the liodks'of the tax
payer.' -The taxpayer .should at
tach 'Ho his' return' a statement fr.
showing the -propriety o" any de
duction ''claimed "for" ba'd ." debts. '
Wheij the supporting circum--stances
show that a debt Is worth
less and uncollectible, and that le
ga'l action, in all probability, Wou,Ul
not result in the satisfaction of'c'x
ecutlon on a Judgment, proof 'of
these 'facts, is: sufficient-.of theh
wbrthlessness. ...'-... . . . -
. 1. Unpald.'.loahsmade ,to- relatives'
o'c friends with little or no expsc
tatlon of .their return - are hot .de-
tdUeUble' but' "are egtfdea, 4s giftx..
claimed. ;'. : ' "' '- . . '. .'-;
' Echo stre,et Improvement project
mart's soon. ) ' - -' "" ' "v "
ti:'
R1S APPETITE.
: Thin, pafe pe'opl the , despondent
sort who never, bave an appetite' JUi'l
complain of lieattacliG's, . iiuligostion,
dizziness, biliotisness, uual),y iiavq tpo
mucli acid in their atontadi.) And'.ijn
loss tliev "diaulaeo-it: iuiv -foad.'tliev
eat turns into sour ISle and foul gases, V
raic s DlapCp-nh diSolvcp iliat trtji-
seaous ueai, sneuiuas Liie sioiuuca nu
diKcrtts youf meals.. Many thousands
of people have brouplit-bark the appe
tite or their youth and gained weight .
smvplr by cliewmff one of tlie plensaut
tablets of Pape'tc' Uiapc)isiu after
meals.' - f-'i- .
It does wlmt'ii promises. Thnt'a tao
reason 5 million packages nro used' a
year ask rour'nearest druggist for it.
By ! BUD FISHER
AX tNTA.U BlU
IseAR. OLb MwTT,'
JUST THINVC Off', ti-
TiMCesi
J tl
I III 'In purchasing a. Piamoud, '
III "quality alloiild (;-1lie'litii.i
III , amount -conaidcratiorr.,; So.-'.
Ill .oi-.tlng tt.slonc liero- nicaiiM
HI ;:blianliig -the. ftnest. ovalL- 'B
II able for the money. f ' ''Jj
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