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tlte .we for publication of all JKtfi dlJpaletwa
rrodllrd to It or olIwmlM crnllltd in tliU papr,
and abo to (lie local nc uublblied Iwtein.
All. rJiclits for publication of ipecial (Ibpatclics
tirrelu are alio rnenod.
orrieial xlr of the Clly of MeuTord.
Official jwtHT of Jackwn Cou;ily.
flflotn dally airrntie rfrrulatlon fot nil aoutha
rndiug VcU 1. Jti'itl, 4iU.
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Office In New York. IWjo, heirolt, Ban
PranclKO, Im Amrlri, ScitUu, yartland.
Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Ptrry
A 'coininittee of J7 have been
named to re-wrlte liio Bible, and
th6Uf:anda of HlnnerH nnd Halntn
did not know that the Hiblo need
ed rc-wrlting, und arn Htilt of that
opinion.. . ...
(,'owh of Uiu valley aro produc
ing 'milk coplomdy, and not get
ting quite enough water in it.
"Mr. Clara Kineh Hpent Sunday
with her hmiband and c:illdren"4
(Topee News.) .. JIow unuHunl!
Jlorrln. IIIIiioIh, showrd up again
In tho newH yenterduy, recalling
that when It wan at the height of
Hh civic cuJ-fX'dneHH. a cyclone
headed for It, and unuble to detour,
accommodatingly reverted to a
zephyr, until beyond.
The Inauguration of Mr. Hoover
Ih over, and from ull accountH it
watt th grcatoHt gtitheiing of
Jlenry Mackey hatn lu hltory.
Thp Portland ball team Ih now
In hurd. training for a long hcuhou
of helpluKtineHH.
Aubrey AVoodpocker, ono of tlio
Hwallow boya. and MIhh tioldlo
ThrUHh, enjoyod the fliHt flaliworm
of tho season this morning at tin
Informal lunch.
Thero In Homo talk of ironing
out Bant Jackaon Htroet, ho autoinu
won't havo their falno teeth fly
out. on them. - Tho Ahoroughfare
Ih billowy. J
Tho thrilling climax of a 27
fiilnuto telephone convoruittiott be
tween ' two felnnlca;
.- Voice -From ih Kur' Knd
"What : I , wantoil to aak you,
doarie, was where, did you leavo
the powder puff 7"
. A-muii iiu building a alructure
on t)o Specific Dieway. It Ih a
ho un Ho will unq 1' .HA an abodo
for himself and flock. Jin will not
den) in gUHoliuc, orungo Jutco, or
hamburgers, ; ' 1
Catapulting 1b the order of tho
day ninong owner of now cars.
Tho sunburn on Uulshevlkla -Ih
not the wurlc of Old Hoi, but pro
duced by BUiiburn powder (f'2 per
box). It lb called puudre. Thero
ought to bo Koino money In a good
poluon Ivy rouge, .
Your corrMnot Cortto, Kidd In a
tooth nnd Jaw gym Hun., and told
Coni that golf was tho bunk. He
was all tuckered out from hl mor
ning round, and therefore unable
to throw n cup or migur bowl, for
fear of hitting un inunccni by.
Ktundcr.
' It Is noW proposed as a-nieuiiH
of Prohibition enforcement, that
"the chief efforts lie directed" at
tlio purchaser Instead of lho nctlor
nnd, at tlui first glance, also Ihc
fifth and ninth glance, this appears
a noble Idea, It will lessen the
annoyance to the bootleggers, who
ure ' prone to catch themselves.
After a few more or less promi
nent citizens havo boen nabbed by
a dry nquiul, that just Jumped out
ot? the ruud uf n truckloud of
liquor In the. nick of time, they
will look ut their hole card and
be more circumspect lu flouting
the Conciliation. ' As " everyone
knows, liquor Is poured some place
besides Hear CrecW. and tho more
one digests tho proposition to seine
tho customer, tho grander the ttlea
becomes. Ah the idea devetopes.
lho entire system of catching crim
inals will bo vevolutloul.ed. When
n hunk Im viiblteil tltv u-milil iiiiinI
the- bank clerks, Instead of the J
bandits, f
Tlinolhy Hay of Hantlam bus
returned from a buslucsa irlp to
Oregon City whore ho vlhlted kin.
(Junction Clly News.) lie will
return lo tho homo stuck within
the, week. , ,
Another, coil pl luivo luld them
selves liable to a tdilvuruo.
Former President Calvin Cool
idrc has turned down nu editor's
Job nt I7i.000 per year on the
iH-nvrr Post, nnd they could have
at ' least offered him a reporter's
salary.
It looks llko sprintf was golntf (o i
be i prune.
ljidy Ford-Onipt- uf the liicul j
Imitation llrlllsh set, hud n clinl :
vlth CvuntcHH Chevrolet yesterday, 1
This hnlch of aristocracy had n f
rplrilud argument on ilm best '
method of washing n pair of silk i
socks, and . bcllcvo thorn! you're 1
baptizing no Ford, '
1 St. llolcns Joo Morrill, Inc.. will
opuu storo buru la soar future.
Editorial Correspondence
HAN' DIlXlO, Oil.. Mureh 5.
! The clioculatc-culorco Bcntlcmen .
' un the border lire orally excited.
lur.'.cad of slttlim down, buskins In (
the mm, they urn stunuimr ui In ,
j neck-crunlnK groups, sruiilHin; the .
latent "oxticc." printed In i'-1 Ink
nml nil noout inn rcvoiunun.
Km- the flirtt liiuo we luivit een
Mrxlniii void lent n tho Htn-etH of
ling i,iii.n W,M" ' .. .
like little boyx toB(;oU out In ;
bi(r lirolhci'H' caui'Oita.
The one pupor in Tin Juumt
must bo making ft rich harvoHt.
ThiH part of Mexico, however,
ha nhvayH hon freo from ruvolu
tioiiM, una no Iroublo Is expected
thi time. If a hoHtlle urmy over
Hhould cuptuni Tlu Juanit vith Hk
brewery, dlMtillcry, 00 Maiuona utni
b'ainblintf huumsaj and Uanka, what
a rich prize It would be! ;
The commander of tho yictorl
ouh forceK would, no doubt, mako
htH headqiiarterfl at Atfiui Ciiliciilo,
.
lie woull enjoy l.ie luxury 01
1-re,l.lential nulla, the bar an. .1.0
ine lar. I'lien .1,.. Hloekholtl-
era of the eompany who l in ;
1.08 lllBeleM. lliMieau ui minis
trueka to earry off their illvldenriH. I
would be forced lo dip into their ,
i.,,l ,..u,.,-v, in ii;, v Hie raiiHiim. I
I A promotion Hciieme like thin, in a j
! foreign country. Ih of couiho, u big ;
'gamble. According to out Jnror
' mutton the booklet ut Tlu Juunu.
have to pay ?3t)0 a day for their
privilege. ThiH given Home m"oH txf
what Agua Calienlu muHl pay. The
governor of .Lower California In a
Htookholder, but huppoho he
Hhould bo thrown out and another
governor Hlep in.
No, the moro we neo of HiIh
entire "Monte Carlo" the b'HH wo
think of it. onco Herapo beneath
the tinnel. nnd It hi a mum out iih n
pretty Mordld und queHtionablc
buuineHH.
A former clerk at the iMlft hotel
In Han KranolHco Ih connected wllh
tho management of Agua Oillcnte.
Ho Jh a very decent chap, und
lakea hi Out I oh very HerlotiHly. Ho
hu'H (ho management Ih doing
everything It can to prevent the
lough American clement from get-
ting a foothold in Agua Callcntc.
There. In a force of innpeclora on
duty ull the time, to take care of
thoHC who drink too much or
gumblo too much or too well In
other worda boo.u flghterH and
gambling HharpN, t We havo un
Idea thlK Ih going to be no eiiHy
tank. Once let Agua Cullento get
the reputation of being a lough
place, und tho go oho that laid the
golden cggH, Ih dead,
AVo met V.. M. KnglMi and Fred
Heath watching lho niceH at Tiu
Juunu artcr having had luncheon
at Agua (.'allcnte. They were both
cuthjiHliiHtlo about tho beauIlcH of
tho hitler, but not 'no enlhUHluKtlc
about tho girl who checkH hatH.
Thero Ih a Htrict and rather
Hlrunge rule at the I'lti-ino. No
man can enter Hie re,.., with a hat
Cither uitr IiIh head oi'f In III Irand,
Wo HUppoHe tho Idea Ih Uvo-folil,
to maku the chock room coiicen
Hton a valuable ono, ami to pre
vent tho gonna homo, from inenily
taking a look around, with IiIh lial
In hla huud and , keeping his
money. . '
Not familiar with thin rufo Fred
Houlh checked hla hat when he
D. D. BUICK DIES
E
DETROIT. Mich., March, tf. (P)
David D. Ilulck. foundol' of tlio
Ulllck Automobile Com liail V. HOW :l'ltnd latir nrtrnulzeil tbn Cciuirnl I
unit of tlui Uenerul Motors corpora 1
tlon. died of etincer horo lubl nlghl.
tie was 1 1 ycuiH old.
Mr. Hulck, who wuh Known as
ono of t hn pionoers of the automo-
bile industry, died In comparative
poverty. For tho ptiHt lwo yeurn i
ho had held an lustructorshlp In
tho Detroit School of Tradca. (
In 1101 Mr. Kulck wan a wealthy,
man, a manufacturer of plumbing
fixtures who had Jnat sold hla plant '
for $100,000 to Indulge lit hla dream !
of a'hursolcaii carriage." He hud!
her:i experlimiiiUug with nutuni
biles for sovorul yeara.
During lho next two years he i
Used his entire fortune lu u aetics !
of "horseless carriagoa," none of
which was a aucceaa, lie was In I
debt when he finally developed n i
cur ho was convinced was unit-It-j
cubic. Ilv ilrlvlim It from lietrolt I
to Kllnt, its miles, ho couvlnceil J. !
MUTT AND JEFF
went In with tlui parly fur lunch.
After lunch he cnino out, gut IiIh
hat, furkeil over the lip, anil
Hlroiled about in the sunshine of
tile putrlo. illscuvi-rlni; bid parly
were still In the Casino und he hud
to connect Willi lliciii, to Insure
transportation, lit tried to rerenter
the bulldlm; win liin hat in hunt!.
A flfi-f.l(f,.klMK flunkey In Id hint
up, and pointed Htcrnly to the hat
Klrl. Thero wuh no way nut. Fred
"Aitrf " i-miiiii( ti)i.il l-'ri-.t m.iiii'.i.
f,l5, ,, took otf ,!UU.
piece to hIiow how Hun-klMHcd C-nli
fornia hud treated It In two
months lime, "the hut lnn worth
ten centM.'"
f .
Al JoIhou oecupU'H a1 front-row '
box ut tho Iioimo nicen. Whether !
It Ih tho Ioiik vacation from barn j
KtormliiK. tho ulwiu-e of Nmv j
Yotlt riiKaKoniontM, or tlte HUtubri !
igjn tJinuite and table at Asua .
(.'alltMitc wo know not, Al IH Kct--'
tiliK fut. T, MIk boylidi faco In fw I
round iih u luy balloon, anil nn !
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'" 1;e Tin .Itiana Derby, we
i-hn.lowed the eolrillllKwhiner, down.
' the blK llloney buotli sevtioii. i
e Hpoueti u reuu uet on a win-I
tier, 'Which brought Al ?7oou, und
a GU0U bet on a JoHor. That Hume
day l he popular aong and dance
man purchased NfcodemuH, In tiu;
paddock auction, for fuUO,
Far be it from . m to moralize,
but wo will venture tho obHerva
tlon, that If Al Ih making ho much
money in tho "tnlklcB" he doeHii't
know how to upend it, ho ban
Hetected a method whlcu Hhould
erenluully aolve tho perplexing
problem. .
Tho Mexican band, which for
ninny years, sleepily disturbed lho i
circumablent atmosiihero at tho
races, Is no more. Kadio hrou'd
custers and loud speakers have re
placed It. The other day some
husky barllone, essayed ono of Al
Jolson's bin hits, "Mummy." Wo
were Interested fo know how Al
would tnko It. Instead of Knowing
signs of puln and lace which
would have been entirely Justified
Al simply sal there unconcerned,
und hummed (ho tune wllh his
Imitator down lo the final sobbing
stunwi. THAT'S. Al! a good
sport, a good-hearted boy bub
bling over wllh music, and good
nature.
Mrs. .lolson It seems, a bride
of infew months, Is In New York
Clly.. Al's box companions aro
entirely male, and not particularly
prepossessing. No ono can attend
Ihc lines without being Informed
by some friendly byslauiler. "D'ye
know Al Jolson is here? There
lie Is, down there, the ilni'k-faced
one In lho blue sweater." All day,
us lho races roll nlong. eyes and
field glasses nro upon. him. If he
notices this ultentlon, hu glvea no
oulwiird Indlcullon, a
: Laughing, Joking;, now and then
humming 11 tune iih lie picks out a
liorso wllh his blnueulars, Al Is
like ll young, boy out oT school.
How refreshing it Is to find a big
public "slur" who . "JiiHt ucts
natural" and refuses lo tuke him
self too seriously, In fact refuses
lu take himself seiiuusly al all. '
1!. W. II.
H. Whiting, president or tho Flint
wagon worka, of tho motor car's
pHHihlllllRH and Whiting became his
fimtnclal backer und partner.
They made US cars lho flrat year
but nono wuh exlraordlarlly sue
ceasrul. After making changes In
(lealgn, Ihey produced n car that
would Holl hut by that ttnm the
lliilck company, the Flint wagon
worka und tsevora 1 Flint hanks
wore eu deeply Involved Ihey tisked
V. ('. Durant of tho Durunl-Uovt
Carriage company of Flint to take
over I Im tottering Hulck company.
Din ant did ho. Ho Hold frioo.ltuu
..i. .. i.i u. ' '..T..-......
I... I tl.n
Motors corporation, which ho In
turn lost lo Dupont und other cuiU-
IiiIIhIh.
Mr. Ilulck laler cnKugcdln iVIher
enlerprlaeH, none of which brought
him success.
CONSTANTIXOFM-:. March 0
Tbe Hlmplon Kxpress from Kurope
and oilier trains held up by snow
drifts in Thrace have been dug out
and their passengers arrived here
last night. Hallway cominuntca-
tlon with
western Kurope la re-
stored,
1IHI.KAST. Noi'thern Ireland.
March 11. (V) Kunionn do Yalera,
Irbil republleiin ehleflaln, was re
lucsed this afternoon from Jtill
rmir days bcrore the coinpleiion of
-1-day senlence he had been
serving for lllesuHy enterliiK
l ister territory.
AU the Conveniences
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' rnt 1 )"'' MOTnirO&l WHAT'S.
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BEADY, M. D. '
1 Slgoad Irttera pertalDlnir to personal htaltb and tiygitut, sot to duwaM diacuoati m
tratuient, will bt inmnd by Dr. Braily If a itampad, aclf-admad tQTciop la ancloMd
j LetUre liould ba brief and written lii Ink. Owing to tb large Dumber of Utter re
.clvvd, onl7 a few can be anawcred bvr. No repl? can be made to queries Pot ooolorov
Ing to iMtrwtlotta AddreM Dr. William Brady. In oara of tbi newspaper
r.w.iac-iKs wk iiKi.r-tT mt iti:MNyrisu as. tiut oxe cax
CONTHOli WHMVT1IING.
Itt order to make thin little heulth
ler-Hoii compnhennlbtc to tho luy
reader of Jiverage InteillBotice, and
wtill keep within my puo limit,
I niUHt fiixt way HomethliiK that
rcudcrn of limited lntolliKcnce will
consider "nareaH.
tlo," namely, that
the great major
Ity of Intolliitent
ieopU Hay poo
pju who have had
tho advuutugo of
from one to foul
y e a r u of hlsh
Hcliool edueutlon,
know a lot about
phyKioloKy and
ll. Ktt'llU. . UVi. l IIIUIHIIMI UWiini!.
Unit l not ho. They have learned
U ., , v,HpinimicMnm
lho u;lu aulm mlinae. book,
U'Ih and in.llar HoureeH.
This extensive knowledge of
thinga ""wliich ain't ho".-' makou
thcHe wIsacreH very hard ciiBtom-ei-H
to deal with, when It cornea to
honcHt, scientific health Jnwl ruc
tion or medical advice. If tho
health instruction or medical nd-
vice they receive does not Jibe well
with what they .think Ihey know,
they ure likely to chuck It and turn
hack to more plausible souYccg for
counsel and guidance, or If they do
consent to lukc the ndvltru of a
competent health expert or phys.
Ielun, Ihey take it on suspicion and 1 ..
uften modify or iimcnd it In an
plication lo suit their preconceived I
notions or to enable ihem to take
the fiiuick medicine or treatment
secretly while purporting to follow
the physician's directions. If this
game has a sad ending, the phys
Iclun failed: on the other hund. If
the victim finishes 'the game un
scathed, tho quack or freak treat
ment gets a tremendous testimo
nial, mayhap a new apoHile if sat
lafaetory terms can be arranged.
In all the ridiculous teachings of
mall-order charlatans and trick
"heulth" magazine publishers there
Ih nothing more stupid than the
"deep breathing" exerelne hoax.
And yet one find even real phys-
lclanshere and there adopting thlnt.Amerlcan Food Material," bulletin
asinine Idea as Ihoilgh , it were
sound. Of course all the shortcut
or fad healers are glnil to make
use of the Utile, sophistry when 11
helps to catch a customer, but how
a real doctor can envisage the deep
breath I hg idea without cracking ln
Millie, Is well, it Is a sad commen
tary on medical -education and li
censure, for It hetrnya a superficial
knowledge of the elementary prin
ciples of physiology.
Anybody who ms Kindled human
physiology for a term and I don't
mean what Is culled "physlo1oiiy'v
In our common schools - ahoiiliH
know'lhiit the funectlon of breath
ing Is no more under voluntary
control 1 li u n Is tho emotion of mi
ger or Joy. An actor can simulate
anger or Joy In expression In it not
in the vital funcihmul manifesta
tions of real auger or Joy the
actor etiu't change his puise rate,
blood pressure, itdrenln output or
anything else except the more, out
ward expression. Likewise no om
can alter the rae of his own Inter
change of oxygen and carbon dlj
oxld. or any oihor feature of mein
bolbm, by "deep breathing exer
cise." The principal fault with "deep
breathing exercise is that it isn't
exercise. Take a walk around tho
block, or run up nnd down slutrs.
If you- want to speed Up the oxy-j
genation of your 'blood. Only the.
deeper hi-cullilng that occurs spon-j
tur.eously In respouM to active ex
ercise Is worlh
sonsldciing. an-r
nly advice tn he valetudinarian Is.
never in tint your breathing at tiny
It'' unless It gives ou trouble.
suc u doctor j
Ju
tthoul It. j
To the wiseacres who think tney;
know heller, I would suggest that j
they hold the watch on themselves
ami try - n breulhe more -deeply
1 1 hail norma) for, say, five mluuic.
aud then tec If they are capable
of notlcliiK wbut tho effect is.
O.V1
OSTIDNS AMI ANSWr.KS
Thai Itoai-li Affair.
I understand you have 11 formula
that Is Kood for cockriiaehes. 1 am '
eurloiis lo know what It can be.
M. M.
Mayl.,. we had better not talk I Mnrrh 4, 19J!1. , 2::m n. in. liev. jl'rovlded they nro reasonable ,iruHdcnt, leads MexiJJ s loyal i . KRiss-KROsa 1W?ri!'f&
nhoul lliul. I bav.f a formula Mint! f-urmen E -Moll will lellver the aniounl. Traveling expenses nr.;troops cninst"the rebels." The 'V ' ' mmo.M 'j.;,y Sifs
Is very hud for eockrouches. Wouldi fllm,ln, Sl.rvicc. Interment will ; deductible only when tho trip Is, alates 0( Vera Cruj iilul So:;ora nro i iiris&SbS''"'1 'n,"1
you be curious to know wbut thiajtllkL, ,,K,0 ln the o-ntrnl 1'olnt !n nnslness. They ure limited to 1n tIlc hands of tlio revolutionists. ! iut obUr.on. Drop mi VSiS'iZ "
may be V If so. send n slumped en- rL.metcrv !'''u''l, "l",n,'!l ' are (J asonable ,ni, revolution is a icliKioas wur : '"' '' draoa.u.Uoo Kdijl
vclopc bearlmt your nildress anal - ' ' 'nnd necessary the conduct of um may iKS( Indeflnrtely. ,' Local sales representative O. P.
ak fur It. 1 1 ArllnKtou Old Arlinnlon Trull i the business nnd directly nttrlbut- ' ARMES, phone 314-Y, route 2, box
Vim nun Sec tin- niruvlolci. i I highway nt Quentln. -0 miles west libit- to It. Kxumples are payment Mildred Johnson, huvlnjj sworn 30, 2 miles north on Pacific high
1 believe you nre all wet In re-lot this place, open to truffle. 'for the use of n sample room or : a jiilglityunlh Hint she would bo way, Medford.
of a Club Room
ward to ultraviolet lamp treatmciitH.iuiK'iilnB a milk bottle with your j Undsey, proponent of eompanion
Vou don't know what you arc talk-Uumb. ' t alu n.arrlueo and birth control, In
Ing about when you Buy a peraon
geta nothing from them except a
thrill, I am aurprised to read Huch
a Hiatement from a doctor, when
honpltulH are using the lam pa with
HUccena ... H. L. It.
Anawcr. 1 havo never said what
you Impute to me. You perhupa
coufUHcd my rcmurka about ho-cuU-cd
"violet ruy-outfits" with my rc
murka about the uwo of ultraviolet
light. It Ih the plaything, culled
"violet ray" outfit that, In my
Judgment, glvcB the. Hueker' Juat
amurtcment. . Ultraviolet light la
colorlca, gives no aenaatlon
on at all,
glvea. I
other thun tho sunlight glvea
do ynot advlae laymen ta purehune
or rent ultraviolet lumps on their
own. Tho remedy Im capable of
doing harm when unaklllfully uacd.
Only when your phyalciun udvlaen
hucIi treatment should you attempt
to manage it yourself. I think theae
ultraviolet lamps are at preaent
ubused and overrated, and I believe
ordinary sunlight, such as one can
....., nvlhI ,. -7 , ,,
sueh a lamp. Of course tho ordin
ary sunlight contains- far more ul
traviolet rays than does any arti
ficial source of ultraviolet. ltut
Old Hoi distribution nu booklet:!,
consequently he Is .crowded out of
the lives and homes of many wise.
Throc Gum Hooks for tlic Home
IJbrury.
What ure vitamins, calories, min
eral food "elements? What foods!
contain theae? What proportional
of each are flooded by the body for
normal growth and health? F. H.
Answer. It Ih a whale of an or
der. You ought to have thewe
books In your home , library theyto be wholly orujj which show
will answer ull these questions and
many more of equal importance:
(1) McCullom & SImmonds "Food,
Nutrition and Health." published
i a i
by tho authors. Baltimore
Sherman "Chemistry of Food nndifTunt wf a H.toro anU ,oot
NutrlWon, published by Macmil-
lun, Now Vork: (3) Atwuter & Liry-
tint
"Chemlcul Composition of
No. 28, United States Department
of Agriculture, Washington, D. C.
(Copyright John F. Dillo Co.)
GCsEkoGfcj
Al
Oh. she's rather inirty when slu
gits through with iHrself, but 1
wouldn't want her when she's off
the. Job, suitl -Artie Ijirk, sptNiklu'
u Miss Tawnoy Apple. 1 kin alius!
toll a feller who has married
good lyannger by Ihc way lio,".wV , iV 7t h , h
biah;litciiH up when I
U hint.
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(Copyright. John 1
Dille Co.)
CMIIEVK The funeral servlco
for i-ii.,. rirlcve. East Klcv-
,.,,(, Kti-tt. who passed liwuy
(.March 4. will be held
h'erl funeral homo Thursday.
MUTT AMD TWO
j . .
Obituary
rteRt BecAose
9i7 IWCOMe
OUT TO GT
"r m
Quill Points
. Alas! If mull can
ored to HuuU) 'Aiiu-rlcu
rtu can murine.
tMlv-'
tl:ine.
Avoiding war 1h like avoiding
iunothcr car. You ran do Il( If tlr;
jollier fellow isn't a fooL ;. j j .
. . ,
Another j;ood teHt of will' power j
it ... rrv k,...i,l.iir Hllent after'
"Handshaking cauHca much 111
heultli." lCwpcelally If there Ik til
1hermo8Uko ijhntauicr
them. ,
Hitwecn
The cannibal has ono advantage!
while hunting. , If ho 'mistakes a
u deer, tho ahot Isn 1
j p 1 j
j rr-7V
Tim objection l tho lliml
im'ii iiKirtlilciit iM-lllat Km ottly
n'cn t-ooiiiy t-lowet is cjiUed u
bmikfuM, i-imhii. . t . -
Still, knowledxo that eloctro-
nmgnetlHiu Ih responsible won"
muke the' experience less annoy
ing when you step on a banana
peel. '
History is funny. A new era
dawns because a bricklayer In
Homo glvea away, property that
Isn't his.
j friend for
i wasted.
'There Isn't much hopo for tern- - which appears in a national pub- i on what you mean by that term.' '
perance In drinking when people i Heailon.V . ' "If you mean, trial Mnarrlage,
can't even be temperate, in. .their Mr. Mell. who formerly lived In j fTee love, or illicit relations, I ccr
discussion of it. - Denver. Colorado, where Judge! tainly am not in favor of It.
I Lindsay won his splendid repula-: "If however you mean the legal,'
Americanism: Scorning' suck-' lion as a constructive authority on i bona fidu permanent marriaco of
lers; Pondering what bocamo ofj
last mouth's salary. ,
-Aire
Is relative. A horse Ih
1 three-year-old when it's two and
white mule Is old at three months.
That Spanish revolution poem
what happens to a people addicted
to bull fighting.
Maybe a pedestrian could feel
j important . if ho would stop - in
llttlci
"
A not I :cr il isud vu n t agt f ti
suuill house Is that you don't (
know what to do with tho
other seven calendars. , , , ;
Uncle Ham will havo li cruisers
tho first chap to cultivuto a
vico In order to reform In com
pany with others.
Mencken says farmers mak1
..wine to get drunk on. 'Then
Where Is tfie argument that wine
and beer would keep tho city man
from getting .drunk?
1 Mun of science tell us 20 perl
"I
t i-ui. ui ..iiw ijuuihii eie mi.imi.j ininci one to oe revereilceu ill!
defective. . Now If we only knew, through lire. There Is nu better
which 0 per cent. f slurt than that for anv voting man.
You can tidTTnTironio .'hut uJti. ' Bh"In S"'1.
rii-nl.lti.ifi T1,. Iwilnrl ul.llW hIhiW
............ .
through these sheer stockings.
Correct this sentence: "My
j share- of our partnership earn
I Ings." said lho bride, "Will de
Ipend on how much I contribute
lo our success.
Your Income Tax
No. 27
To obtain a deduction for truvcl-
portuut Hem In tho returns of
many taxpayers, certain regula-
: ' v 1 inun v iv iin w
'ireturn u statement showing thei-
nature of business In which cn -
igaged. number of duys nway from
home during taxable yeiir on ac
count of buHness, total amount of
'expenses" nro tips, which are held
nnd lodKins Willie absent tromim eei uicnisui.cn i ik.ii oesiroy
home on business, nnd toiutiinB themselves with foolish waste.
'lunotint of "other expenses Incl-
ueniai to travel mm ciaiiiicu us
, . . , i.. .1.1
from the.r"l-nses ur eups. un ure ... .v.
lo "e OI "aveimB expenses.
OTre.ft B07.0S AR (fJ
THev Ain't paid thgir
TA'"- Arot THCY Srjx
ft 6UT TO VLfNT I rV
l
Companionate Marriage Not Serious
Topic of Conversation by Medford
Ministers Is Disclosed in Interview
3-:VI5UKTT. 'AVahh., M.r. .
(Special:) ; Tho .Uev. J. Handidph
Sannett of -JSIUnndjuw. former p;rs-
: , , Methodist church
lr tnt i ,
lii Medford. opposed Juu.1,0 wn
i dlacuasbm
on thce sUbjecta hero
ilist night
s itnLti uruueU that the aoclal
... i......i i. i.IikUmv should
iricu en V , o nufll t
W FX S niclT A
aUdienco listened to the do-
bate.
Companionate marriage Is not
tho type of subject over which
ministers loae any sleep at Ict j
not aome ministers. Rev. Carmen j
t 1C. Mell, local president of tbe '
I Ministerial association laughed In '
i amusement when approached on
i the Hiibject this morning, I themes were diacuHscd. Invariably
; "Companionate 1 marriage has j the conclusion reached by the
j hud lis day and that was a long, young people theniKelvcs, wuh de
i long time ago," he said with a j cldedly against tho idea of such a-
twinkle. "Its revival . by J udge
Und nay was short lived perhaps
because It didn't meet tho militant
opposition from tho socalled or -
thodox group?, - that was expeted
by its authors. - In fact a year ngo.
or was it two years ago? it was
quite the Interesting topic of dis-
cusslon.-' Today people have prnc-
tlcally forgotten ail about it
'except for an occasional article
juvenilo problems. s;iys that he be-
lleves the Judge, has undone much
of tho wonderful good he accom-
pushed earlier In his career, when
he put forth the soculled solution
of the marriage and divorce prob -
Icms.
."ntnefI,"Mt Pce, he did not
the hire of
customers.
vehicles In visit Ins
Brisbane's Today
(Continued Horn Pago One.)
bo prime minister and head of the
British empire.
Can 3'ou Imagine an American
money king sending for the head
of a labor union and sayltiL', "You
ind the unions take charge of
everything?"
W-K-. ..1.1 .1 n..., . i !
time, but It will not frighten them !
this tlmu. A man outside of office
talking. Is different from a man In
otlico currying responsibility. j
"What ninn; now living, do you I
most admire?" j
Young men of Yolo University, I
naked that nursUii, were evenly ill.
vldefl between "my lu I her" and'
"t'olonol Uhurles A. I.lndhergli." 1
I U IHJ- the man who has In his!
one to be reverenced all '
-1.-1 . - ..
iliiuhu, iiiiu noruert rioover, lOllnll.
a i i . . ... . .....
wl elhcr. Mr. Hoover will hit at
I'll It cd States speculation.
JMibiiu utility shureb. which run
to many hundreds of millions, did
not like Mr. Hoover's, suggestion i
tht't the rt"vernmout should keep
out of business, but that govern
D"V;V" , " b B
'jiiuu avi itva tidii i nica.
i." money whs iem ui e per
! cent, cheerful lor those with money
to lend, some oil stocks were i
cheerful. Perhaps oil nun think
' noo.c. iu iiiiu u ay
. .Klnll,m. ,m,.v,. ,,.nnl,li,.
faces possibility of serious revolu-
iu.um -
,,. .
licIlcrnI Calles. former Mexican
T(M VOO TRUMP
m ,ON6 OF fAV ACCS
r a kick im
ocu or siuueius in tue seientuie f; io "uk. dP wl0!
department voted a tie between I diacomlort.
Lindbergh and Ifbover. llt drowy, alepy fceUns fti
i ' dinner will be- replaced by a riealr lor
Wall Rireot huvinir mjn to.1 n ' tnterUlntnent. blowttnc will "
au aireet. nnmy stalled a Your linibl( arrn. ftnd finger, will no
Hoover boom before the inaugura l longer feel cold and "go to aleep" fe
'n, didn't quite kllOW What to i cuaa Baalmann'a Ca Tbkta prevent
think or hiuv In fWl niter tho in 'rom interferlnit with the cirr.ula-
uhiik or now 10 icei, alter tne in- Get th Benujne, (n the yellow pack-
augural loll. Rffa Bt aay good druit atora Price SI.
Some stocks were off. "Irish Tin- j sirnus-s Dmg Store
unco i;i J-omlon wants to "- '
.. r
i 1 ti
' live up to lii.s Intellectual and con-
Hlruetlve Klaudard.
"JliH idea or; purported Idea Ih
not u solution nt ull, but iin evn
.skin. LlnUs'iy has tnkeii the pulli
of least reHlHtanee and Kklu-ateppetl
(ho Ihhuc, leaviui? It for others to
Iiatrh Up as best Ihey cuuld. True,
he took a popular stand, it ulU'lly
makes u man popular espeelully
In Ibis day und age, to KUKh'est tlio
i conventional und attuclc
that
And
i which has been established
tile lutlierous imrt of it is, that
these atluekers' like to poso as
belnir martyrs when ' they have
tho majority with them lo betfin
Willi." .Mr. .Mull lauuhed Willi
genuine amusement over the sit
uation. - ; 1
He then told of numerous eon
ferenees of younic people whlcO hu
hail attended, both here .and In
various parts of the country.
when- the subject of rompnnlO.iutc
; marriage.
like oilier current
marital arrangement, according to
the local minister.
I Rev. K. 1. Lawrence, pastor of
J the Presbyterian church, another
j member of the Ministerial ussocla-
j tlon, when approached on the sub-
j ject mudc the following statement,
j which adequately expresses his
views:
j "My thought with regard to
' companionate marriage depends
j two young peopluj truly lit love,
j tho poor und both of them having
j to continue ti work. permitting
j them to have the children' which 1
l they so eagerly desire, wnen
j health, economic conditions and
, intelligence permit, then of this I
Klve my approval."
the first woman to cross the At
. Inntlc from cast to west. Is hopping
iff next Ma? in n flying boat. Four
men will come with lier and aim
, will bring -'ouu pounds of cxpresj
; cargo.
I(ob Colorado Hunk
;XCi,KV(K'I), Colo... Mar. ti.
i tr A robber appearing at the. Kn
glewood State bunk today, locked
three employes nnd two customers
! In. tho vault und escaped with
?arDU. He overlooked $18,000 In
j currency lying in plain view.
' Knglewood is a suburb of Denver.
Hill's The Service building in
No More Gas
In Stomach,
.and Bowels
If you wlh to . b prmnendv ra
ved uf gnu In atoraach and bAwela.
J n i - r T.Wpt. whlrk
,' pecinlly for atomnrh ga
-nd H the bad tfccta resulting trom
! ' f JH.
- " ... ' ... . .r 7 . , l
i anzioun. narvuui icchnk wmi k-;-
Kli.tlAn will van ih. and VOU Will ffBIM
per
Amazind i
NcvfShayind
invention
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