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flfEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OREOON. SATURDAY. FF.RRUA"Y 2. -1929.-
HEDFORU MAIL TRIBUNE
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ejtili.liftl If lb. Ts
MFDFUMi rKINTINU C-
ii-imi n. rum. n '
HnHKRT W. Rt HL, MHof
. t. BLM1TF.H BMI1II, MuuiW '
An lNfefwwklnt Ktwmxart
"
kixerMl m wceml rluwnuiN1 U Mlford.
flt'BHntllllON UAU.
hy Mttl In Afturc-
I)Hjf, villi 8aiir, fU
lullj, ntlh Bunl-. nH.iiih
Iiaily, villViul Bund!;? jrtf
klT Mill Tiltmiie, one im S "OiKivfiS one n new lilea of the size
Srur'rlfrii!'"'.Bi-in JWfii: Wii.nd, j "r I'"" s,a,c ' ''"Hlornla. which
ruwriiic, rniini Mnt, riwaii, Tilmt, uld . holds f)eath Viilley In Its wati h
Hill uid bn llivlmur:
IMllf. ltfa Kun.l.v. month
IMIir, 1itMiit fliiikilir, oi6rjtli
imiv ii. iiwUp f.i- vnr h oo
All UfOif, ra io uliJUNre.
MJUUttK OK TUB ASSIICIATKI. I'KKSB ' I ;.. 'V , V ' we wen; eoasllni clown the Rliltlo
Bttwi Full l.awd win Sroire I lieaiiilinl in lis Kirnnue Inunntloiis i nl 2: miles an hour. On anil on
AtmUimI 1'ies U nriiislrelf MitltN ltd ; and variety 01 color, lotui nine to : we went, tukimt the few mi vr-ulo
llw iw tor rtlili IMII..H of .11 i cl.tfh !.,..,,. ( leeli Tor mis inul rill he. .i,.i l" " w Ui-KInle
Jndllrt t. II or otntril-nlitl In thh inner. ; 1 p ' "" '"r un "" '".! l'i"ll"S "S easily as n son Killl takes
kI iso to u loroi n-oi pui.inw iKf.iu. lore Ktartini? ncroKs the desert an onshore swell, and then
Ail ritiiti for iiuhiiriUoo of ipocul dii4tdia jonce more for home. It was still n ; Alter five miles u-,. .-i,w.,i n pn.
i,,ln ue .no tl jvey iuinrmal desert roa.l, hui hot- coming up. two- curves "ahead ami
ntrieiil rwr of ibe flu of Mniioid. Iter than the road from llarsiow. W,en it hove In siKht we waved a
orrkil imir of Jitkwn t-wiwy. :antl we made Iluncalow t'liy half (iiH-,.HH sicnal and nuiioii n i
orn dillr tlrrulilion tor III onlM
'"' ";"'' i
A(hrtMine nprMi)iitiiils ;
' mtofmiSU. uArn 'nnlws a. .he ri hern en
rnwlwj. Lra Anel, Sfattk, 1'ortUnd. , trnnre In Death alley, owned and
-TTr.vr. -j-r:T?.-rzz t- rrr j operated ly .Mr. Klclihaiim, who,
Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry
men await hanging In Call
fhrnia. All the doomed are very
poor. ' j
'fx-gislature Kxpected to AC(llit
Itself in Final Days" Uldlltie
Sulem Statesman.) That is not an
hoticMt conviction.
MOHH A I tO IT lil.ltmi-K
The modern derby has a noble
nneestry, and Its forefathers had
two airholes on each side, These
lodes were built on the order of
the eyes for shoe laces, and pro
vided ventilation for the noggin
of tin weiu er, and on a sunny day
he needed It. Nothing call get so
tod as the interior of a derby hat.
The liil'li derby 1h not air-cooled.
The derby hut was formerly
used extensively in taking up
collections. Juvenile sinners would
drop n dime into the derby, and
giggle Hacreligiously when the thin
coin would emit a pleasant plunk
and leap out, to the great dlscom
litui e of the passer of the hut. A
thillar produci-d a dull and sicken- j
liiK thud.
A ilerhy hat If Keiitly pressed in
wardly will duck amlalily, and is
cleaned hy whiskiiu: the ellmw
tileUliil it lu-lskly. At. social itather
loss, the comedian and life of the
jmrty, always made out like he
was anlnu to sll down on a stray
derhy, cnuslni,' the womenfolks to
soueal III terror.
If n derhy hut fitted loo licht.
the wi ni-er, in limine thu same at
a latly, lifted .part of Ills face In
tin i-iiiOii An nvti.it eiuil.i
hllnk ills eyes, and the dciliy I iluced no niore responses thanieoasl we would nillier lake aealn I
would wlualo. j KlepiiiiiK on a door mat. TurniiiK linn Ihla one. And, Tate willing, I
SirinK fashion dii:Uiles that'lhe liitht switch produced no Ikhls. I we are koIiik to take it auain. In !
canes he worn Willi derhles. ; We wailed lor the ilnelor to Rive! fact, we will slate without reser- I
An admirer of n Colorado lady
has been wounded on two differ-
nt ncciislons hy the ladv. The
first lime I he bullet landed ill the
eaft of the log. and the second
lauded higher op. In due course
of fiiiie, the gout Ik apt lo reallv.e
thai he Is hot wanted.
Fancy dogs and cats have start-
i
The California murderer nn
trial. Is bis own lawyer, ami busily
engaged in questioning himself.
Yesterday he asked himself n lead
ing iiuestion, and answered before
he could object.
The Alaharajah of lndoro, who
c rea I lm! i j u I te a f u r i re w h en a
Seattle girl becamo his bride, is a
proud papa. The Drtnrfl Nws.
uncp expretwed the hope that "the
child would have more sense tluin i
. uiouiei. unu not iook like its
lather
The only wau h chain In town (
with n SL'O goldpim-e dangling '
tberefrom. has returned from
California about half twisted off.
Our glohi-lrotters write they
nVo in Singapore, where they
swlirtred n "Mini?iinm-i siimr "
which lihniP iio.M. ..,... n I
. ' ' j into a turnout we swerved, and
It Is revealed that the police nre ,,,w ,u,,nl,'n,H ,,r hacking and fill
not very good ps rents, and the 1 '"K brought the nose of the inlipitt
jiai ents not very good police. A ' " hunch of Junk pointing down
resolution deploring girls In their tn 1 ,H' direction from which
teeits running nrotind Just before i ad come.
the dawn, will correct, ibe iiii-.m. i
a ncy.
OIlf.AMC TltoriM.F.
(Fountain Inn Tribune)
The pipe organ at the First
n.'ipilsl church has the heaves or
something because rats got into
the thorax,, or w hatever the tech
nical nit me is for ihe air hag or
whatyouenllii, nnd gnawed holes.
An organ man came down some
day into to learn the extent of the
dumage. It was . rumored that
-Mrs. I'earT Prysori. the organist,
would pay for the repair work, but
It turned out to bo loo' much of a
burden for one person, and since
the church has no money the man
went hack without doing nnyihlmt.
And now. like as not. the organ
will develop chronic bronchitis und
be ruined for'life.
Coin lt,coteml.
JOI'I.IN, Mo.. Feb. 2. M'l
Jackie Younit, S-ycnr-nhl son or
Mrs. lonu Young, was relieved
nf an lsiiil two-rent coin, which
bad been lodged In bis nosopngun
by nn operation performed here
by Ur. w. I.. I'ost at Freeman
hospital.- The hid was reported lo
be In "excellent condition" today.
He bad been on n lliillld diet since
)ie Nwallnwed the coin 11 days nKv
oivkoii Windier.
Unscttletl, probably local snows
In tho east and snows and r.itu
over the west portion tnnlghi and
ftundny; 110 change in temporn
tine. Moderate vuliublu winds,
Editorial Coflrespondencfe
, I.ONE Pl.S'H. Cal.. Jan. 3n. mercury ut zero, and the crew on
Sumo idea nf the extent nt De:Q inrnrHlfnn rations of Rarstow rnls
1 Valley may he gleaned from the ling and Arrowhead water, wus
.fact ihaifvfi rn now nearer Itetib, I abandoned with relief hy nil Inn
ine am now nearer Iti'iio,
-'v.. man imrHiow, t a .. wn -re we
eutered I ills '.No .Man H land. Uc
Vi.v thiiYlt.irulAW Cl l.rA vs..
wlillf our i)fadUiirl'rs al Arrow-
i head NpnniiH art- only 5o mile
Ik one eiilraliee to Oeftlh V:ill. t
liai'siow Is the oilier. The trip'
pocket, so to speak.
'
:eek
,' Inn wi visited f toldcn
.lliyon.
. I which, like llarhle ('nn.vi.il near
I"" " "'" ""
Hunwilow City Is
uKraciIve
anl -oml'orlal)li' collcrlion of mod
? w were told, Ikih the tinaneial
.hacking of Win. Wrlwley, the rhew
ilui Kiiin litn. This would he a
! delkltlfiil place to slay for lunch,
or upend II. nielli, hut we had
hroiuUit luncli hfxes from Kurnace
t'reeli, ho drove up Into .Marlde
Canyon to partakf of htaice Kand
I wicheH, fruit and Arrowhead water
which we had hrounhi with iih. (Mi
,0111- ret urn Mr. Khlih:;tmi was very
j hoHpitahlo and court coils, took Ufi
! around the place, and showed in
Inn ahandoned mine, imtoh.s the val
i ley, 'iTt mlh'H away, thivinnh tin;
HutiKalow telescope. We could nee
the ahrinooi'.ed in:;io:n plainly,
dumps of rock ami yaivninu holen,
wlw'te our host declared inlllioliM
In Kohl had Iicen taken out many
yeui'H ngn.
We filled our win Iniik a-'tain
altio the radiator, and eKtiiuined the
UreH, for Iroin Itungalow city the,,MI,,i,IN "", i"unoaid.
road starts up Krade Immediately
a Hieaily rllinh ol u miles over
one mountain rane down lulu the
I'aiifimtnt valley, iiion up anoiner .
i-ane hefore reaelilnt; I.one I'lne ' neniiid to stay In the rear and he ; r,.v iinys- treatment with uiai;.
over 80 miles away. ; leady lo (jive, further assistance sulpl... I.etler known as i:ps..in
The first part of this trip Is over ! whenever required. Wlien we came ; sat. .Mamiesiuin suiphate presi,,,,-
a toll road, owned hy the Klhlmiim "' ",'"1,l ' "' r,,:,(' tliero wns ,v ;li,u in ,iiSH,,ivl,m lead from
cninpiiiiy, the charae heliiK SI a car j "'. I'.h hhaum waliii,.-4 to et. that ; ,,, tl.,.s and hl.,0,1 and eliminat
and r,u coins per passenger. This ; '' l''k Hie proper turn, and when ,,., , hniU. 0m.(. .,.
seemed a pretiy stee,, price, lull ; " n,e out i the mountaliis at i ,,. ,,., ,.tllrnP(, ,,.,.,,.
alter proceedlni! five or six miles 1 l-ai w In thete he was amiin to wish. N , .,, .,.,, ,,..,
and enlohiii; Klimpscs of the old
county road, which crosses th
loll
line several times, and fiHUriUK
the eOHt ol this nrivate const 1 net loin.
wn (let hied the charKe was not ex- i
eesslve. I
Kor 17 miles we crawled and;
humped, up and up, hui II we wop; !
ahnve lho snow line, and Ihen Just I
as t In- I'hsl Hiiniuill was In slulil,
unit we were cnui'.ranilalliii; our-1
selves upon the elliclency ol Ihelio iicain valley Ih.iu lo declare.
(iood Ship Hedan. Ihen. was n whir-1 wll liniit the crossing of a finner,
rlnn y.asp. n soi l of raiilesnake ' Hial, in spite or the somewhat ills-
spll, ami the i. S. S. slopped dead, i tiessinn i lrc.nnisiaiies surrounding
si I io ii il ii ii r.n lho iiceleraloi iirn- It. Iherc Is no motor trhi on Hie
Ihls illne-unsls. lirnitimi trouble." I
H itl he; "your hallery has gone
dead. There Is no hope, unless you ;
can get a new buttery." ;
A new naitery! I, miles iroin
lllingalnw t'liy, lai miles front Ume
I'ine! Not a car, a human being, j
a habitation, ov even a cow in i
sight! A sweet chance! Obvious-
. ..
eiu-umi iiio...-m,u.o i ..!.- . ''"I."' "f""".'-
VIIIIOUS II) grailCH. mil now in-
turn the Contemptible Ship Sedan
around? e were on a nnrrow,
one-way rond, with steep cllfls on
one side and a yawning precipice
on the other.
rnloud. get out and push the
enr up to the nearest turnout." or-
dered the doctor, who Immediately 1
took command, as naturally ns a
duck lakes to .water.
Wo tried it. Mut a car that Ve
nafros a f IT license on the weight
proved loo much lor the mus-
nmi. strength that could he mus-1
tered.
"Hack down hill until wo reach
a turnout," was the next sugges
tion. After considerable agitation
and argument, with one ot the
wheel, two on the running bikini
and the fourth member of the
party comitt ; down in "high" as
last as a tight skirt and hlgh-hcelcd
pumps iennil(cd. back we went
t'tieat rejolcini;!
sleepless ;
nluht hi the wilderness, with ill,' :
MUTT AND JEFF Jeff Won't Be Able To
IwtLL.VOUtt ENOUKANCfiYKf PRcPCLLCIjl TTZZ'r. '"fcu lr ? inMn'S 1
FU6HT WM A BUST. FLCWCrF hc.CGR AMS IM TVlil IvOfcllS "EVERN ArAEcyCAN IS PKOut) CoWGRrTOLA,T 0u". ujALS SAVS;. Tve A1T
SWEDUPALfACSr WWDUP I JCFfl J SCN0.MGM - FROM A L SMITH. He J SOLO FU6HT LT.MS OLB IS -
SWr4TAVS AND YOU UfoTll. APRIL! Vl1-"' y ,...,.1 I cAV,. .nrc , r1 ALMOST SIX. DAVS SURPASSES , V V
sik'. THeicfs l.ttlT KuB ,r iw. , ? " LLL A ( ANb HtRe'S A h SAVS. VouR p-LlCHT i HEE!
glory in r Murr. J ' -m-teoA-v Mich. JTS-vwofcfc P P(?Aisel ujAS as ReFRessiMG J
f -Sfe "r: 4::-s ?
i nnamtoneM with relief hy nl' Inii
-I hi Occlin.in .h
: ecu -ani ni tne light h,V.
ll. dear, said she. "I honed
Hnw rdrllliri
WIlHf
tinJtiiii
Icii'iicc! Tl' hanc(! nf a lif1
tiini'. Wa jurit a Kluinxf. I-M
f-anii out anywity!"
Aye, verily, the female of the
species k more intrepid than the
male. The siwestlon was Rreeted
in silence, positive proof that the
..Mini ill etilv-ntiv ,.! m ,,)!..
self control is nnt ,1,.,!
The lirnl.r. :.s r..l...,....l ,. i.
(f waM ,,.,,,;.. nv' .second.-,
, one side.
Ah the other far stonned
i" 0,,,'r ' men hopped
One wa Mr. Klehhnnm. the other
the owner of (he Square Deal KarV
hkc ai i.one rine. Anil here Ih
where wo present the former with
an lare and luxurious n hoinmet uk
o can finance, in our present
Ktralhtened circinnHtanceH.
(here are plenty of California
hotel maiia-','etH who will how and
scrape and extend sundry courte
sies when n profit is In sight, hut
tl ere are darned few who will ko
out of their vvay to help some un-i I'h'd "i mottled appearance of red some time and 1 have noticed
known tourists in distress, who lire j corpuscles under the microscope. no il) effects, but I wonder if eight
tmi only impossible n potential ! '''bis peculiar .spotty appearance of is too many. .Mrs. S. M.
?uesfs, hut havn jiuhswI up the iH-'iri" eelh i" th blond sugK'-sis1 Ans. I think they are all right
'vored bote) for n rival eslHhlish-! P'dsmifng, particularly lead poison-1 for a child over three,
meiit's basket lunch! And then in ' ing. However", the symptoms all; A ltay of Fiillgliicnment.
the niidst of a hurry call trip lo n subsided before the patient went j ''n you tell me whether the
distant point as wan the proprietor homo from the hospital. j "vhdet ray" will harm a person
of llnngalow City. i He rested at home four weeks, j with leakage of the heart? 1 am
Itut tlml is precisely what .Mr. then returned to work. Three orjj" 1" years old. It. W. A.
Kichhaum did. More than that. h.j'four weeks later lie hetrnn Imw' Ans.- it will not. It has nn ef-
illxed the battery himself hy finding 1
lho loose lei initial and hammer. n-'
" under ft piece of metal shooting
iiu Mien, wnen I lie eilKitie was j
puri liiK us sweeny as ever, he went
on ahead, inier iiihiruciiuK the i
,v' 1 ' "is sun.-e wnicn came up
us (tood luck 011 the smooth, down- !.
inn uiKiiwjy to a cozy slcum heat
ed hotel at I.one Pine.
We will never Cornet you, Mr.
I'-K-liiniuru, nor cease In he Kraleliil
'or whul you did for those four
stranded OrcKou tourists on the
1 ananilut loll road!
We can think of no Kreuler Irih-
'" lo im
ie grandeur and scenic
I 1 Mint I Hum Ii ich tcti v
heauiy of Ihls l.oue I'ine highway
val ion that the most interest inir.
thrilling ami uliogoiher worlh while
motor I rip In this counlry, or any
oilier. Is lho motor trip through
Death Valley. And lho time to go
w ...... ..non. heiore the In
cvii,,!,!,, ,.,.), of ,()m.s(H B(8 it
ll Is u hard trip and II Is of
course a dangerous nip (that is.
,., ,V .. ..
noun (mim nihii-v.car Kiaoes li oio
of Death Valley, there will also he I
hot (Ioks. ice cream cones and cig
arette blllbnaids. With tho excep
tion of Y iirnaco Creek and Itunga
low City necessary "comfort stu
'Hons' 'one might say Heath Va!-
ley today Is precisely as it was
when the early pioneers first stag-
geted through It. A hi-ihwny to
Seoity's place hcynml Stovepipe
Uwls is already projected, im
ptoverueuts from Itarstow to I.one
I'ine an certain. When the Death
Valley trip becomes a couifortabl
trip, and nn entirely safe trip
will cense to he a unique and al
together thrilling one. Modern Im
provements and the inevitable tour
ist wxploitntiou will from the
standpoint of a genuinely new and
exciting experience.-be the death
of Death Vitlley. II. W. Ii
. - she uses the m sture or lotion to
Monfer sulci,.,.. brush or comb i, the halV every
CIII.'A.iO. IVb. ,. -WF,vd!d,. Several other readers have
UeMuibls. ss In the rust ! praised ihfs, 1,0th nn ii and woniiMi 1
of "lovely lady," stage production.
leap, il fioni a sixth floor hotel
window to his ill-ath early today,
after declaring himself a "failure"
anil licensing Miss Until llaylis, 1.
aiielher member of the cast, of
mil loving him.
, of) ,r 1 cfCJy crr v. - JriP
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM
BlfMd Utt PrUinJiif to imwoiis!
"T"mr,"j w" " r. ruy u
www w wrawn id mk.
. o.. onlr fr ca bt .mw hW.
1 lo to iniiroHioofl. Ad4rw Dr. Wlllum
1-OISONiNf; iiv
A nun osert S3 yaip. wo'ilen
weaver by trade,- cinMTlleil his
. i.hvsieian lie, ause of constant naln
in the upper ahdome
' chest, with temiernosi
domi
anoomen and lower
moss in the ah-
omen, lie was
ho anemic that
the doctor x u
pecii-a inttii.tl
bl' t ilini;. After a
few d.'iyx the de.it
tor unlit the pati
ent to hospital
on suspicion of
perforated u a s
tric ulcer.
In tlie hospital
lIh-v explored the repiop where
the trouble' Hoenied to lie, a ml
found no Htric nicer, but an acun
appeiulh itls. They removed the ap
pendix, iiut the patient went ritht
on having bellyache Just the wiinc
practice that makes me w.re It is,
this ungrateful conduct on the partial" a mole is to submit the pn.b-
of s.ino patients. Iteally. you nev- to a physician skin specialist.
r can tell what trick n patient may'
he tryliiK to play on you when h
crimes ciimplainint; of bellyache
with variations. lint this fellow
tta.-n'i pennftted to. laugh Jong. I
can tell you. After a week or two
of bis carrying on. further study
of his case brought to light a siii
1 he .old pains again. This time iliej
doctor u-.s on tb. ili-i nn.i Onon. '
j'diateiy bad a good hod, at the na-
tb-nis gums. Sure enough, iht re ,
was a dii'liiicl Idiiish line near Ih
ill;e .
itlier
f lie- killii.i. and this is an-j
oiitiin.il siKU of h-ad piu.si.n-1
jrj(-. paj.if, .suhshleit aft
my simis of lead poisouiue, mi the
.-oiirct. was prolialily mil onMipa-1
tlonal. ' i
Iiupilry Inlo the man's hahits(
elieiied (lie Informallon that he
had coiisllliied aliout I fi Kallmis of!
elilerlierry wine, fi Kalliins of frape
wine mid ope Kiillnn of eider since j
l-''"" w-t wce wnu-s i
WOI'1'ieM along OH llOtllC UWole
beer. I-:xm m Ina t ion id' t bis In ew j
disclosed no lead in it. The nmn'ij
wit'o and children drank the thei
beer. to. but they showed no signs!
lcul poisoning. They had not
P"iilclpaie.l In the consumption of
""' wine, however.
'" ,,H "awkshaw would say.
""' ease lieKlns lo present features
ot iiiieres:, my near liiniely.
Well, after a good deal of (pre,-1
lion jug, doubtless with excursions j
and alarms enough to make aj
book. II was found that the man i
had been in the habit of wiih-
"
n nle -r n o lDl,ke- tobacc worth millions,'
b en used in n l-restnii.e torch. USfid t , f ther's anything :
lie Minted the siphnnmje by suck- jn feer bejn, . ' f
im the bee, or wine through thewj brj
tube into his mouth. t a
Aanalysis of cider, wine and the
rubber tulie, showed that the cider
(1, . , , ,illinii l1 th,.
wine 0.7 per million, and the sec-
tloti of tube l it pci- ,-eiu load, or
the whole tube welching nnornxi !
j mutely three-fourths pound
L'on -
tained. say. lim i;ralns td" h-ad. u Speeches In Congress are, un
good u-aspooili'iil. I.'viilentlv the ! I'ortutiutely, not read hV more than
-oiirce of lead in the beverages was
the litter tube, which had been
in use six or seven year:.
(tl i:ST!0S M ANSWKItS
A Lot of I s Dyeing.
A few months ago a reader sent
in her reelp. f-r dyeing hair. It
ns simple and harmless, ami so
we printed it here. She advised
dissolving a niece of conoeras tthat
is. i'lilpbaie u( Iron) the size of a
kernel of corn In a pint of orvlin
ni'y black
further din
a. She did not giv
lions
but we assume
she uses llu
who want 10 keep their hair dark
or conceal the graying nf the hair.
All we can say ai.niii it is that the
method l safe, ami some who have
used It praise 11.
Here is an other suggestion of -
fend by another render. 1 know
Read For A Week But
BRADY, M. D.
tnltb iiwt hycfni aat to dUruc dlipiMlt tr
ii-mu, rii-muinHu cnn-iop u ncioa.
Ko i'ch t nude to qurtrt do! ; eonlorm.
Uttdt. In cf at UUj nnuaLu.
uK to toe numiXT 01 IWfl f.
IIOMI - : MliK WINK.
1 no moiv aliout thiy metlmd than
''o alu.iu the iron unl ten. I.nt 1!
'"an assure you that thi.s formula
"""f"1 l" e.
1 "ur 11 iuh ,of lioilinc water
over ten or more hmteriuit shucks
In :t ,,;i-ln and let it mam) for an
'ui r more until It in dark hrown.
'ihi-p strain and put in a (pottle and
:,n'' .''!' in a conl place, u will
keep tor two year-i without sour -
ina. I have found it o. It. for
touchiiif; tip my gray hair.
lilood Is Itcd,
To tlle a dispute plea.se tell
rne what color human blood is
when it is runnini; in the veins.
II. II. v.
Ann. lilood is always red. It is
perhaps a sharle brighter rod i
.Mole.
How to Ket rid of a mole? .. s
Ans. The only safe, way to deal'
nnsiin win use bis 3udg -
mem ahnut lho method of treat
ment.
Olives.
iwiicjiter nKe.l three years very
fund of yellow Olives. She eats
1 ahout elgiu n day
Are they harm-
fulV
She has been eating them
i ! ttti
- f'''! on the heart or anything el.se.
I assume Ton mean lho tnv o- ih
amusement sometimes called "vlo-
t ray."
tt'oiiyriKlit .lolin F. Dllle Co.)
I 'JLj
1 WtY'fff MtftmO(jTfA!T
MEtOPEQ MALL
Another fine thina about the
breakfast nook is that nothin' kin i
drart nn vrtnr uct
The late Mr.
Brisbane'sToday
(Continued from Page One.)
one. tenth of the citizens,
j Kveryone should read Mr. Heed
j of Missouri's speed demanding
fast cruisers and preparation.
Senator Heed says truly that I
other countries, notoriously, have
prepared in ruther complete fash-1
ion plans tor attacking the I'nited
States, in case they should decide j
to do so.
ne H immiH tne rona e tna not
.'111.1111111 uiuiit , nf,imi '
f airplane crossed a (!erman trench.
imnougn at the last minute nnd in!
" ' Vi . 1 .
(hi; "neer fhTan fam,.
, " n(alm'" i a
4"v noW J,nn(d even gWe awnv
1
1 On Monday Colonel Mndhnrgh j
will pilot the first ah mail plane 1
j from Miami to Panama, going t" j
jthe cbnal as casually us yoir,wouli
it,avel by rail from Chics -o to Mil-
waukee. nnd JI'ST AS SAFFI.Y. I
He Should Worry
Trc-pa cAu
aKijrtrr
'If.. TILa, I v idmmm mtmmx
1 New York will have flvlng serv -
. ice to antf'tron, Vo'ney Wane? c.-erv
1.1 minutes, fnrp 14.
Air traffic QviU prow. Those
n n , ;r
prosper.
i l Hump';, w ho aid "Men need
a new concent of (iod." says now!
'that he is satisfied with
k.- . ... i-.i .
"tho lie
vliflim the nrofessor- is satis-
WmiPn .Irhovah is dosrrlhert
II,..,.,..
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The ancient llehrews. arcordini;
t to com science, wnnuerine over tne
, plains with their flocks and Jierds,
I far trom forests in a monotonous
country, fleeing only the sky above
i ihnm. nothing much around them,
, trave to the world IX conception ol
: only one (Jod. One sermeu to 1
1 enonti, tor nucn a landscape.
The Vireekw, on the other hand.!
with their mountains, raven, water
falls, caverns and proves, invented;
a diiicrcDi Kinct 01 Ron ior nil me
different places.
Rome scientists Hity that the Ile(- :hy the ladies of the church at j i heir assistance to othens on thn .
hrew conception of God Is older i when about 75 persons, young and -round jn opposition to the ni
thali anv recorded Jewish writins. ' ohl, gathered for the event. Wirt,ure coming before the legislators
; ,hul our old Ttament was taken
la r?ply from the ltahylonians. Hut
teamed rabbis deny that.
Fortunately, under our constitu-
I Mon. ouch man Is entitled to his
ninnli(in nf flod and hn
!rij,t t0 think wnat he pips, aH'
. jn1(S as he (i0f.8't bother or inter-!
,1(iro wi,h anyhod- else.
I 1 "" 1 iii i j
I all T t I
: CJUIll L OltllS
I
You can tell a Ereat athlete. He l1(tm,rs and told of the love nnd
makes money enoimh to many Into i 1,(,Ku.(l Kui.0))c.lnli generally
the lmht set Jhtivp for the people of America.
Mr. Fall's health still prevents Kin!L Johnson, accompa-
his appearance for trial. Whoever!"""1 " the piano.
.rl., I... I.-..1 ,1..., n,,...l. mnn.... SIIIH IWO delightful SOlOH. .MfS. C.
' J' ft ?
pauicu oer einesi sun in a vouu
A sane driver usually can save,MK which was well rendered and
himself and the fool driver, too. j enjoyed hy all. Low Hansen of the
The IhlnK happens when two fool j Ashland hotel, led the sincint; fori
drivers meet. the group. I
' j Following the dinner when the
Fame is queer, anil flnroia will assemhly had gathered In the main
go down in history iih the man who I auditorium of the building, C. C.
made Klhert Hubbard. j p.oblnson of NVw Vork entertained j
. . ihe audience for over an hour'
Oil I II, HUlll U tlilllin ,,r l I,,- I
fcomhined tadio and phonograph?
What ahnut "She?"
The artistic temperament has
about reached its limit when
the purveyor of hot dogs re
fers to "My public."
Dempsey must be too old to fight
All the other contenders agree that I
he shouldn't, risk it.
Kvery community has nt least ,
pesl who feels II divine call In;
l,set everybody rk;ht in the matter
jot pronunciation.
! "A ITollvwond weddim?" seems a
contraction in terms., I Tolly is a
perennial, not. fin annual.
Americanism: A complaint that
laws are not enforced; a sublime
: faith that another law or two will
jmnke everything all right.
Mussolini must shudder each
morning when he fares the menial
task of shaving each of the cabinet
members.
.A.philanlhropiHtiKonn who hires
Kirln at a week and then makes
moey enough to support a home
tw mWn j.irl.
A truftic expert says the enr
that hits you is the one behind the
one you are watching. The f!olu-mon
tion, of course, is to watch the sec
ond one. But what of the third?
All his life long, man keeps
on hoping some day to get a
haircut that will Improve his
looks Instead of making him
look nude.
It' phints are sensitive and can
jfeol. as that scientist says. Home
close friPlid xhoiihl (nit the onion
dnsp tviud shotihl tell the onion
j,l.ni) llulnrflll
lUippy thought! Uet the shops
imouu u eiice y.ur nu e ltt"
i '" T 'h'mOVto,
if ! ""'8 ""' ,h- ',rk,nS Prob-Lj
i-,,,w .h,, . ,-n,i ihink !
,,f the dry's jubilant assertion that i 'be Oregon League of cities as a
righteousness will prevail after 1 means for helping to promote the
.ari-b 1? ' measures designed to benefit mo
' j nicipnlltics nnd to oppose such ns
Two army officers nttnined siiehlare likely to he detrimental to
elevation the cold contracted their! the lost Interests of the city ns
! controls and they couldn't ooinoja whole. The Oregon league co.
'down. , We've ..no.n elevation ,o - ?n,
lerpntid a second lieutenant with
'the same result.
i this sentence: "Ten years
. u..i ..hr u-i.l the. indtre IO
the millionaire.'
ASHLAND Y. M. C. A.
ANNUAL MEEn
HELD ON FRIDAYS
AHIII.AN'P, Feb. 2. iSpec-ialt
The annual meeting of the V. M.
A WR(f hehl in lho rooms of
the Presbyterian church ruia j
evening. A fine dinner was served!
i M. ' WriRht was chairman of the:
meeting.
' Secretary Walter introduced the
visitors and the young men active
: in ihp worlr of the Hl-Y who wore
n.nrnt.
A M oheslev. Hows' Work Rec -
reiury of California, gave a verv
interesting 25 minutes' talk, largely
J about his work in Furope .fori
nlht years, in connection with j
dm lini's' flnnirtmnnl nl' ttm I'lir. !
eiK Y.' M. C. A. lie stroncly em -
,wi,.rf ,he need for enll Ivnt inn
nf a frindly .spirit toward all for-
' i.inmore lit toe piano acconi-'
,. .. ... , ,.,.
I,. 11( 'l!ln nnn(lI.lllI1ill(ll, f(" S,.PV..
I. ,.,' ',.. f ....i Mfi
id the benefits the (dder heads get
j ill return, lie quoted in editorial
'from the lioston Transcript to the
effect that old brains and new
Itlood need to get together and
then told of ways In which this
may he accomplished. Ills talk
was replete with illustrations both
entertaining and instruct ivo.
Next Monday morning work will
be started on the new pipe organ
to be Installed In the Methodist
church, which will he the second
mio in tovn. the other being at
jthe Vining theatre. K. C. High
! wilt have charge of the remodel- I
i"R of the space for the organ, j
wnen win no iiisianeo. nce.ii.iiim
present plans, in about six i
weeks.
At the regular noon luncheon !
of the Kiwanls club Friday, Fred j
M... Hansen, regional hoys' work
secretary of San .Francisco, gave
" lr .1:1 ,
la gene
th mnn(, Y i r a citiftir
Vrt ti.
tho laitfe sums being put
work of the association in various
cities of the counlry and telling
of the constant effort of the lead-
era of the movement to adapt the,1VH ))Wfi , Kk,n
work io modern reipiirements and ;h kidney, bhidder. be, wetting;
J
some definite and worlh while
end.
Cieorge H. Mosser, new secre
tary for the Ashland Chamber of
Commerce, spoke to the liotarlans
at their regular noon luncheon onifon who have been treated for one
Thursday. Mr. Mosser used "Man i or the other of the above named
Vower' as his subject in connce-
Wjtn lty budding. Irving K
Vining also spoke of the freedom
of opportunity in Oregon as con- j
trasted with tje tense nerve strain j
characterizing the business ineth-j
ods of the eastern portion of the
Cniti'd States.
The city government has de
creed that dogs of all sizes und
styles must not frequent or even
appear upon the city streets with
out an attendant. The purpose, of
The enforcement of the dog ordi
nance is largely to keep the ani
mals out of people's gardens which
are soon to he started.
The election at the Thursday
meeting of the Southern Oregon
v V ....ui ,r
Normal school Y.
M. C. A. ro-
suited ns follows
Hoy Itrown.
president ;
Henry F-ullerton. vice
William Tucker, secre-
liresident :
tarv I'oland Parks Hnrrv, Mav 1
land ' H, IV u It, ' uVrs of j
,HmM (lC lr,,
'r"" Ashland mayor nnd - '
coum ilmen have decided to Join
other states on measures affecne
I The second pacific regional Con
; ferehce of V. M. C. A. worfcem
1 i,A;n.r lol.i In Aohlnnrl vf
'Saturday and Sunday. Prominent
,and experienced V. M. C. A. mon
Xt-w York to San Francisco
in attendance. Most of
iru iMinaKHd directly with
l...- slii-ti-iiiriii rt 1 hi rtwtrt n I -
iiion. Anions tbose prewent are
i'. t. Hobinson of New York Cliy,
Kred M. Unti.sen of San Francisco,
A. I'liertlcy of California, Mr.
CheKnuni of San Francisco, J. O.
.Mcelufn of j'ortlnntl. John H.
of Seattle, Fred A. Crosby
northwest council and Sec
tary AValter of the Ashland as
sociation. The chief Items under
; consideration will be the problems
(of work with boys on the. const
and some national policies,
i .1. Kdward Thornton, mayor, and
Clyde Malone. superintendent of
t)M, city lipht department, went
to Salem Wednesday night to lend
for the. taxing of municipally
owned utilities. Rut few cities of
tno state own their electric power
;lind light plants, while many of
I them own their wnter svRtemn nnd
if .....itnr the invtni? of these
'huter that most of he opposition
jH centered.
v. o. Drennon of Eugene Is In
Ashland for several days attending
to business matters.
ll,ni-l.,o Pi-nnlru fne tlA nncf lurn
1 vep.ru an employe of the Hardy
ni-v Ion .,h hlo rnm!k.Thn.
day for Hilt, California, where he
will fill a new position.
George Snearly will spend $600
lo repair a dwelling on Fourth
street, according to a building per
mit Issued by the city todny.
Coming to
Medford
SPECIALIST
in Internal Medicine fop th
past fifteen years
DOES NOT OPERATE
Will be at
Hotel Holland
Tuesday, Feb. 5
Office Hours
10 A. M. to 4 P. M.
ONE DAY ONLY
No Charge for Consultation
Dr. Mellenlhin is a regular graft'
'te in medicine and surgery iTnd
is ,k'onH(,(i the state of Oregon.
1,0 rtoes not lrate for chronic ap-
olrt10,.. 'tn.ii- M l . , 1
lie has to ins credit wonderful
Venilltu In r'llunnuau 0 tlm ntAmnol.
rcaiarrn. .weak itinns. rhpnnintium
Rciatlcn, le--; ulcers nnd rectal ail
ments. Helnw arc the names of a few of
; his many satisfied patients in Ore-
causes:
John Olson, Astoria.
Joe Sheoships, Gibbon.
Mrs. Waller Scott, Scotts Mills.
Mrs. John Van lleveren, Baker.
1. I. W'ugcnblast, Portland.
Mrs. H. E. Walters, Mnupin.
Mrs, Jennie Woolery, Salem. :
Remember above date, that con
sultation on this trip will be free
and bis treatment Is different.
Married women must be accom
panied by their husbands.
Address: 224 Bradbury Dltlg.,
Los Angeles, California.
Fred Gottfried
Amos Turnbow
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Expert plumbing, heatlngini
sheet metal repar shop. -
We specialize on service at ress
onable prices. No job too small.
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