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AO IndrpcadcQt Kevtpopcr
bnaraa u arrond daa, raatttr tt Madtord.
ortgtiri. uudar Act of Much 8, 147V.
81'HHCmi'TION RATKU
Br ManJo Afhauce rt
Paily, with Huitdsj, rruT
Hatty, 1lti Huiriay, munib
Pally, itluut Sunday, year
Ilfc.ll, without Sunday, nonih . . . ,
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Sunday, um )(lf
H l-.rrlM 1.1 A. taltf4 In MMUuril. A iUlld.
Jaruomllle, Centrtl rowl, flwenu, Tilcut, Guld
U;U and on IIK'nvi o
!'!!' "I'lL" mon"'-
iSuJ: nSikS;"
kpis, iiu Banday, vne rterg, i.uo
Til teriui, ca.li In ad.aie.
elt'MHKR OK THE AHSOIIATEI) fllEBI
Itiplilne 11111 la..Ml Wire Hrolre
Tbe AkHKlalcd Presi ii cscliultrty entitled to
the use lur publication of all nei dlapatdiei
rrnliled to it nr ol ierlte crni led n una paper,
and ali to til. local near pUl,lbll herein.
All rrclite tor publication 01 ipeeuu uupaicnea
bertlo are alio rened.
tirflclal paper of the Cllr of Medturd.
lllflcJal napcr of Jackaot. I'ouulr.
Adimidn .-.epreaenfetirai
M. c. MiKiKNgex k tv.Mi'ANY
Ofneea In Nee York, t'lilcano. Iletrolt. Ban
Francisco, boa Amirlca, drallle, I'orlUuid.
Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry
Tbe nnw the Htiott thu heautltul
nn(w!
VYhleh fnllM with a nilent hunli,
And lomc before the day in done,
Will be ii meHH of MltiHh. .
Hnow In thlH Hectbm cniiMCH cvIIh
like the above, reddena up thu air-
cooled kneen. and revealH the fal-
Ublllty of tbe hoIcm of hIioch and
HimllHt- equipment in inaii. It Kn
erally arouHeH the Hpirlt of t-blv-alry
in the younr?, with the result
that they throw anowlmllH at
everybody but IhemM'lvcH the
n older the pedeNtriau the better,
t In fit and proper at thla time
to make passing mention of the
twn of A'erciiopnimk. Hlbei-la.
The tucmti annual temperature in
AVerchoJaniik ( two dereeH above
zero, and tho averaKe during the
winter moiithu'lH 53. U denix-CH be
low zero.
The leKiKlature thin week-end Ih
not HtandltiK tiruund in the roiai lu
Salem. InKtcail, tho uukuhL body,
or the greater portion thereof, tian
adjourned, which In tho one thhiK
they do with wpeed and dlKpatrh.
and Kwn to l'ortland. There are
thrue thliiKH a noloii tun tlo lu
l'ortland, tnwlt:
(a) MaHMitoro the Vohdead Aet.
(b) Ou to u movie.
e) (lo to bed.
II and ., tho weary lenlHlntor
can do at home, but he would
rat hoi do it In the metrupullH. Ah
to A my Ki'iieioiiH no!
Yesterday thiH department pro
poHCd that the way to end the
misery wan to keep the hoIoiih lu
Halem over Hunday. This Ih a
hovcro romedy, but no Ih the HI,
and the only way to slop tho prac
tlHe of (diservhitf the Habhath by
quilt IhK ThuiHday afternoon. u j
tho other hand, while they aro ad- !
Jt.urned, they can push no fuel j
hi I In. I
There hi no une talkliiK about j
abolishing the legislature, however t
badly needed. It can't be a renin-
pushed leKally, moi'ally, "or Helen
ilflcally, In spite of what Man has I
done In the air, beneath the wat- I
oik of the sea, and In the far
cornorn of the earth.
There Ih talk or some more new
roads to be built above us.
(North Highway Ncwh, tl ranis
1'ass t'otirler.) It don't sound
feasible.
The l'ortland young lady arrest
etl for wearing boys' clothing, was
let off with a lecture. Kvery com
munity i should have a civic lec
turer, to talk to female tourists in
khukl pants.
Quito n few of our juvenile cig
arette smokers also have the elg
urettu lighter habtt.
I'lans are afoot for a Yolcutlnc
Day dance, Feb. 1 I. So far no
social activity has been cooked up
for Ground Hog Day. Feb. 'I,
War hy machinery won't he so
terrible if somebody will Invent a
machine to do all of the saluting.
--Toronto Htar.) Another dirty
Miff at thu I'nd loot hosts.
YOl 'VI-: KKKX IT
The grand stand Is alive with
eager faces.
Day pennants wave, and happy
voices shout ;
And now. before, thu final thrilling
races,
Two plain and humble work-
homes come out.
They haul the cumbersome, and
heavy drag
Thut levels down the turf for races
here.
And, nn they pass the Htnud, uuiuu
country wag
McglnH to clap and whistle and to
cheer.
Tho crowd lu' quick to Join In the
affair
And locks tho stand with tumult
Hnd applause.!
Tho band strikes up tt mitituiy ulr!
Tho two work-hoi riOb, startled,
turn und pause,
And then they stralphtt-d and
throw trnek their had.
And pull their burden grfdty to
tho tune,
And, prancing an tho Joyous clam
or spreads,
They find their Moment over all
too soon,
tint they have hnd their Moment.
anyway!
They huve been feted actors In the
nhowl
And afterward, recalling this
proud day,
They'll nwanger, Just a little, as
they 10. (Scrlhnem.)
Furniture cldef NaiiusL
CHICAGO. Jan. 19. (A'l Off l
cers of the National lietatl Furni
ture nsoclutlon, elected today, In
rrrtrln: Herman Bchoenfelrl (rf Be
al tlo. president, and Samuel Kobn,
eBvn.r,-i)j"J.a!L-a-i''ri',i'i"iu,
Editorial Correspondence
J CARMKL. t'al., -Ihji. !'.. li was
IMu.. un.l ,..-.1.. ut ..... I ..l.ou fhlw
i 1
.morning. Iielren Del Hto wore Kil-
will Carewe's lemon chamois gloves
i which amused her tremendously,
! When 9 before I hi: camera she
danced anout. waving these gloves
In tbo air. spilch reminded one or
I Hed Hlonc waving IiIk I -. J '! ju
jmlttH an the Scarecrow in the Wie-
i urn in iiy. 1:11 vPMrs iiiifi. iir nri'i
! would be Rood 111 c(med.9 l!ut wile
. made ller blu HUcceHH In romantic
tragedy, and so v-'ill eontinu
" .n.....
i11" r""-- 1 llc vn Iinailco
' a""11" gj avo oniy one ruie repeal
a aiirctsa "nl'l ' provea a failure,
dr..p It (rever. A a remili.
; one 8iiccen liievlt ably produces n
I tiremunc series of linliatlonn, ih.i
, prodncera followltiB along like
aheep.
, t was oold and for thu firht
i ... , .... ,.
l "" '" we aHW
: piuyeu Willi Cloves uik ouchsiiiii
iBiovoH at mat. ins tiiree-piece mo-
;vio orchestra was bundled up t
.the ears, and the cellist, lingered
1 "! " "V "' ,'
I , ne tont' produced seemed in no
: wn.V lllinalred. It is difficult to be-
; U.V0 (,,,, orchestras affect the at -
I tors one way or the other. Hut, nc j owned and operated the Hum-real this annoying habit of mine didn't Trench' Mouth ured largely In proceedings of the I Ford wrote Secretary Davis. I
! cording to the movie tradition, niu-; property. He unsses thu Hteelhead 1 thank me imitlcularlv for my snie Um(. ,. " , ' , ,.,.,., military commission which Invest!-i am offered a price for the chair by
jsle to suit the action Is as neces-, lishing and Intends In trv his luck pains. So I wish you would no- ,.,V tur i,.ench nioiith I have for- '-'fated everv aspect of the assassi- ja miui who is a great lover of Un
aary as dlreclloa and inakeup. Tlie on the Uogtte sometiinu this sum- lice as you give the column the ..it,. ,vh it It was and now mriMlr" conspiracy. And presnm-, coin and who wishes to add it to
IHiwers that be In mnvlclnnd are mer. Mr. and Mrs. tleorge lloon.-iiip and dowii. bow rarely I re.- ,i.iui.-litir Is sufferlnc Willi trench ' lllll' hecause it was aniong exhibits l"ivate collection. I.Mrs. 1-ord
more subservient lo tradition Ihan Caipenler. also former Medford 1 niuiiienil MiIh enurse lo a cor ,es- , v.....".......; at the trials, the chair came Into underscored deeplv that word pn-
Judges of the Supreme Court.
Alf-'o, for the firm lime, we naw
a movie kuk horn. Carewe, bun-
uieii up in a miuiih imiu, iuiu hii
iUHplratlon between "breukH." llei
Btrolled over to a character actor j
called "I'aii a Uttio man witnom
j teeth, tUlck-leimed eyoKlaHHeH and
(a threecornerod revolutionary hut
and, mnibhtriK him by tho arm,
said:
I got H. Dad. When they are
eatlnn you steal a leg of lamb and
put in your violin case, something
to eat on honrd ship. The captain
asks you to tunu up your fiddle.
You say you can't, it's busted. The
captain Jerks the fiddle case out til'
you arms and opens It it. See -tho
leg of lam'. Good gag, eh'.'"
Dad laughed with what seemed
OUILJL
Yon can tell 11 i-iviliwtl coiinli
tin- Iiirilx 11111I then spend millions
How plciisiint a winter lvsnrf
wor horizontal.
'
Tho radio in a Mi-nkiiio; to a
. , -ai . ii-
watches now without railing (
You i-nii li'iii-n iiiiiny lljintrs from a lioolt on t-liilil Iniiiiiiiir
iliclnilin-j; Ilu- fuel Unit the wtilei- liiisn'l liny cliilili-cn.
A vilinilinu i-li't'li-ii- i-xereisei-
now pep anil vi -LTOf iis.j-011 linstle
An " inipi'ovcil mtnlel" is
whoso only fuiielion is Id mn kc
A "hooir' is out' who, works
stend of wrkine; six months to
Still, tin- pood old tlayst
could find ll Monday 1 n l l l i 1 1 lt
Aliotlier rood momorv test
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. i 'll i
tilings you Wt'rt' WoH'UMI llhotll
Americanism : Scud in niissionaricK across llic sira to
vclop" proitlc wlin never make seven-column headlines.
You fan It'll an American in
, . . titi-
Hlays indoors and yells lor more
iMiitanli for n Secretary of
Lpltapll ioi n .ttuuii oi
how hitter to work for a peace
I'hoiioraph grand opera has faulls, hut it doesn't ask you lo
believe the liernine simple ciiotili to adore a JtM-pnund lenor.
Nature tries to 'balance things. The smaller the husband, the
taller the pile of bundles lie carries.
Hither salaries would Ktve
Have movie salaries given list
(lui favorite announcer is
and we expect any morning to
exercises.1
MUTT AND JEFF
MOTT,,0UR BKOTVIEK'S f HOT SO 9'llSTCrJj IMAj fV WlF'S ) f&T I BRAKf AVT FROM 7 TO 11. I T7
MfiTmiwri RivT A UC, LDLin.A.'LouF H MOTHER IS COMIWC, TO VISIT HouliS tONCrtCOrO FROIA II TO 3. I
LA2Y BUeA AMD 1. Urr-Li urtD H J5 AMD W'LL HAVG TO rlrxs THev N TjIsJWGhI FROM 3 TO 8.
WANT VOO TO 6T HleA V Vnni t? HAVE OUR ROOM. r'Lt. SERUe. A.lTv suBPr-rs cr-c...
i i 1 1 . - ... . I . .. I I r ii v rKUii v i
Ouv OF HtRG AT (- 61T low EXCetDINt.iT MALS OT. it's A J (mM T " ( N
Owce; t'M SICK OF r ' COMFOKTABl-6. OuiM?TRS THR. 8 TO I r- A-M.J Rl6HT0,
JjeeiMC, Hit AROUrvDiJ., !:AT1H UON TfiMCftSy A0GuSruS' T.J'a- Z f ' I
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XfEDFORT) MATL
1 to uh an exaggerated heartiness.
r.ta.l i.i-..,..,! .1..
'"-"-u i n.i mi hi cue
our with many nurtured and mini-
, aces. Wh. n KvangeHne w i,r,..
dllicil ll will be ilitori-Hl Inn lu ?.- '
if this musii-rplece in Included
, M warned up a trlrie in the. nft- I
. .-I uoou Bo we accepted the invltu-
Uon of "Wnlly" ('atnpbell to jJay
i?f ir t i vtirnuii rtntii u v
' iieiiKfve and Mimrly 9urMe
lleur;
i I'ebhle l.eaeii. nnlv t;,mi,it,tu,l a f-
example ol what Man will do fx
ine hiiko ol ap'r l. An 18-hoTl-
course laid nut on aand dunea
with an olld lookinu uraHH ureenx
and turf fairway now bh one could
IniaKine. It reireeuts an Invent-
meiii of luindredH of tliousanda of
: dollars, and one ineinherHhip cohIh
J5-II0II. (ireenH feea are $ ier day,
and caddlea fees K2 for 18 hole.
1 Tills may be of llfleresl to tin
nw.mlw.ru nr fl.n u,.,n i r i..i.
u I0WH whilt .
tine for their ninnir . '
I
! -r. nna .iib. Liunpueii nave a,'"" omciiiiiiiiuiioii. i.esiues tiiai,
beaiitirul home on Pebble Heat h. '" I could observe, the
; Tbev lire I'ni-mi.i- wi.ll l.-n,.u-,. u,l. i-olillii'lelit lilivsieiuns who enined
! lord' residents. W.illv .. 'iim..!l
"ranchers." are snendlm: Hie win -
ler here. They still own the Foot -
iniiin nun u Nfiw- un; ciui 01 imuks
1 J
mo leaving in about un hour.
After clearinK weather for tinea
dayH. koiiic
of it comfortably
warm, a low Cuk hits Htarlml in.
A lain I. f,.r, (a. .. Ill 1
' "ir-." ' l'H "i v.uiiiui um, fin uvt;i
.iihj ivuuwn, in u ui If.XlV . U low HIJS
is what wu would call in Southern
Orenon a "million dollar" rain. The
i doctors orders for one Important- ' ' 11 "' '' 1
I niemhei- of our party Is dryj5""r """"'v'" worth when you do
warmth," so Hie good Ship Sedan
Ik polmlng south in the general di
rection of l.os Angeles. This Is 110
place to stay Indoors antl watch
the rain drops chase each oiher
down the whitlow pane.
It. W. it.
POINTS
- y. It's one whore, people
lo I'itrlM inset-Is
wtnil h( if none of tlir ti 1 ins
1
luck town. lVnpIt can set tlu'irsnt'v!r ',,I,V 1 mack band.-
a vou know, it all deends on howj
cntral. !y(JU trownl your complaint to th-j
is a gn-al lliiii);. You tlevt-lnp
lo nieel lilt- instnlliiit-uts.
one lluil lins sonn- iiltiii'liiiiriiiil
you tlissnlisl'it-d with the old one.
(lav lo oct four dollars
n
pny for if.'ill of "easy money."
iniulil seem miii-irlit.v, loo, if
paper of thill period.
j uon t trv 10 present your unc-i
is to sit tlowit lllld recall tlici1"' with a ready-made "dlum.osis. ;
j i.. . I. . i. .. 1 a a .... i ..-
ill' i ' 1
at lllis time llist year.
,
.
hell. When Winter comes, hi-!
i ,
heat,
.
Klute- lVnce is swoet hut O
Linn . IUIU is mmmi, out W
medal and then iyit tret t.
I
us more capable officials
more capable actors?
So?
becoming addicted to grammar
bear him call them "sitting-up
That's Just the Place
TRTBITNE, MEPFORD,
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BEADY, M. D.
Blfrwd Itttcra perUfnlnff to fwrMiu!
i ni t uniMW or. iiradr ll
ra al.ould be brlal aid ritti In ink. uwmg to the Urge number of lattera rt
ad, only i tew can b ana.rad bar.. Ko ri-uly on b. nude to querice not oonloria-
to .n...i,o...OAddr. u. W,ll,.n, Ur.d,, ,n car, til. ne..n.per.
DON'T TIXL
O Kfudem have nut t unimendt-d
..... (1 1.1. t 1 t mi utii.tiiii.n
lo t ho leuini; fact that you nel
doin find lu tin
column the luud-
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'Hl'on
deniiiK hukki'
consult a
iniicuni pii-
iiin. ' u ,
"c o ll a u 1 1
sic
in run Hint ag-
vire once or twl. ..-
....j .yi.w
...ll.--. Dili, u seem-
ed Hint we liave
a bit of Inn, m-
potent physicians iiiuoiib our read -
it anu uiey Koi pretty muu auuut
" a,,d """le considerable trouble
1 r"' mo ,J' coinplalnliui about un-
ai lic e If nut In in estli:.. thi n
' ,,,,,,, l, m ,,,,ii,ii.v
1 l or that mailer, them urn not
euouKti eoio pel en i iihyHleianif In
i i'uui.v .' u aiuuiiti. mj
ioiiii vhh a uoud mativ readern
jniiKt inevitably coiihuIi iuconipe-
n iu ouch n uiey ever uu et uh-
Iterate enough to require lnedi-
eal advice. Kor the benefit of
I thi-Hc
less
fortunate
readei
M' lo ''f"1' a,f,'w I"1"" I'11"
tr!'".1-, My A "''J4 1m
two-fold:
'nuaL it, I'll, nn jiiii ; nun rini'lMI, 111 H H- lilting IIIIIV5 Uilll,
I want to make a little les ! Polypus.
Hiuooth the way of the far-tool Kindly tell me the symptoms'
Miecessful quack. ' of polypus growth lu tho nose.
On your way to the doctor'H of- S. A. M.
flee, or while you are cooling Anxwcr There are no part leu -your
heelH in bis waiting room, Inr symptoms; any ohstruetion of
Juki run over your sins in your either side of the nose, constant
in'nd and make up a good Ntory or Intermittent, rthould warrant
to tell the. doctor. You know, examination by the physician, who
you don't want to ko in there, will determine what Is Iho mntter.
when yuiir turn comes and sit
like an idiot wailiiiK for the doc
tor to say, "Well, what's on you.-
. Ill (1 ' ' roi n um ,1 nit in-,..
pared to file your eomphifnt. thai
if. io ten aim ritrht oft the hai.
what you an- enuiplufiiiuu oi.
what hriiiKs you lo Iho doctor,
your pii sent syuiptonit;, wori ies or
HUNpicluns.
.Vow he caret ul here. You must
uoetor, ii ne Is a. qli:uk in a'
Kemlemnn'N clothliiK. ' H would ,
he a fatal mistake for you to '
tell the doetor you've pot a had
cold, or the flu, or lhal you Kuess
you have a tom h f rheumatism,
or that you are I. II loon, or I hat ymir
nerves art- fill shol. or that , yon
have anemia, or that your' old
neiiiilis Is coining back on .vuu,
or that you don't digest your food.!
or that your kidneys are bothering!
you, or that your heart U weal;.
or anything like that. If he's a
iinack that fixes It for him so he
in-'"'.e.so't huve to think any morei
juooui i in case at all lie Knows M nTS i II ' .iicv irmi iwiiiiHi-tuiuca
;you are a gullible one; if he is a ijl NJ ll A lot of theater audiences de -
gentleman really, ho will stop you' 1 ffl serve scildlng for their behavior,
' and make you answer his qucs-1 " ' ! but producers find that the actor
w'jtions. (tut If he has to do that ho j who administers it often injures
j will Unfitly list yon aK a Dumb! The r.-dolhir hill needs a little ( lh(, pay an,i hiH nwn popularity.
Dot-ii or a Inimb Jidin. hlresslu' down. too. Id- all ltll,t was news for the cables when
Don't try lo present your doc- i
ine oilier llllliu, mill I no an
.impudent nincompoop and attempt
t impudent ulncumpoop and attempt
any ninny answers
'questions, The proper
if be puts
way to stato
'your ctrmplalul Is in your own
j words. What Is It you f-'el. notice
or fear! What sensation art you
(complaining about? Don't trv to
explain it or give u u fuel name
I.lilsl tell the iloetor you have a
nt m.l(l h(M,. ,mlnt nut lhw
Iptaci or a sudden loss of weigh!
u'
nhat),V).r , ,
may be that has
t brought you to the consultutton.
Don't try to Impress him with your
me.ucai knowledge. Me yourself.
Tell him your symptoms, and
leave. It to the d
them.
nctor io explain
OTKNTIONS AMI ANKU'HItK
What, No More Lies?
1 Mease advise me how to teach
the. essential facts of sex In life
to children (both boys and girls
ranging In age from three to nine,tn f((,n( for (n;tl ,n,.rjm. Yn.:(uand lis ne la deformant pas." t Klectrlcal coutractos have yield
years. Mrs. n. ll. .1. I rlotis other wavs we took the main-1 "Travel forms youth, when it does ed to tho men, giving the workers
Answer Vim nuiy P r e h a s e
from the government for five cents, mccod lo build fast cruisers, sub-
a pamphlet culled "The wonder- j murines and fighting plane's, to
fu! siory of Life." which gives ! ,r0urc for peact pact possibilities,
yen an excellent outline of thej,,,, burin will have been done.
way lo leach the children. This ...
Is sold by the tliivei nnieiit Print-1 Last year it cost $i).'iMi.oiii to
Ima's Been Looking for
(VREfJON'. SATFTtTUY.
health aru! hygit-n., not to cift'in dii (noils r
atana-Ki, Kii-auwd .nt.iop. u meioMd.
Till: DOCTOlt.
t inK offu-f, Wunliiuuiuu, D.
1 1 iiiikii: ju uu
write for it.
Itoiinilloi: out.
1'ltaau advise m by return
mail if it Is possible tit round out
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a yt,al. jjiudm,, willini; ut New
H,.kvMn i.iiiinises to do tills.
Her m aim. -nt cosis ten dollars
.in- ukur- .in.-i niiiniim ii i.i.oj
,.llHl9 t 30 tnllt-gti.
,j , v
hi tablets.
n were fairly
n Jilkins of
; Answer If taxation
,.... ,,.. Mm, lnn
Ka,)U,., would pay Into the guv-
,.,.,,,, ,h, ,..ii, , n,. m
: . . , 9 , ..... ,.,.. th rJ
ns ur,just profits. The Krafi-
, vrufMhly )Kt,. llttu, mol.0 tmin
half of -her gross receipts now
Tht. ,,y way , rost0re flrmiioss
m, roUndness Is by suitable ex-
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u.,w.r-Lii iiwi ......W..U- il(i.!haKomenl of the KmithHonian in -
Answer
ilV i,r j r liinndamod
ills eiinb- I
viii
.. hu m-ii .n,,i,- u...iiin..
iHM.al,., Make a pilule of it with
u little water, and upread the jmikIu
upon Uu K)ireH on kiiiiih, or in
nnuitb or throat. Allow thiH to
1 l-eniiiln five minutes,
daily.
Then besides, make a weaker solu-
Hon. of the per-liorate in watei
5" " laoiespooiinii in .1 pnu u.
waier. to use as mouthwash and
(CopyriRlu John V. Dllle t'o.)
V j if m JT
h kllw I IVtr'
c&S W jr
lfi AoA Jf-
I'Ljr
""'. II you vc paid any purlieu -
'"o i""" "" !'-
alU'iitiou o It you've prob'ly
l.t 1a. CI I I I Kit ll'u II I I lie 11 ltl.ltllllll-
'
l kJ,'s' "f ''0' Die itum -
try neetls two great ponucm iuir -
ties.
Brisbane'sToday
(Continued from Paso One.)
A", (;,irili:inv "(1blii!ed to he tan
lions. Tor the present. Is loiiml pre-
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1 1Ur;,in'H Poland, much lo the IndiK -
nutinu of Britain and 1'itinc
However, the fact solcmnlv sign
'i ,,,. s what is not line in .i
way lo make senthneninlislH happy.
That will put a Mon to tin-some
convcuiioii tor it wane.
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I MJsWS:
Thanks to Senators liecd and! It 8 a flue college, none better, Huilding contractors in New lork
Moses, tifis nation expressly c'- perhaps, but every college recalls fWht the workers' effort to estub
omnts (he Monroe doctrine from tn0 French Having about travel: ; lish a five-day week with extra pay
tho peace pact, reserving the right
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All These Years
.TANTTATIY 10. 1923.
Vashington
DavbooK
WASHINGTON. Friday. April,
, , , .. . . .
M. IXfca, dawned ax a Kreat day
, youn( arry man -
ager of Kord'n theatre on Tenth
street, owned by his older brother,
CtJuhn T. Ford.
1 rt'tiitit'iiL iineuiii ni'iu a jui
Hotme messenger that day for lick-
ets to the presidential box for the!
niulit performance of "Our Anierl-;
c.ui Cousin." witli l,atira Kean in
i . l.t. n. . v...... L- a n.nn.
( luu n.viici iuic, iipuuk rum "cm
'in person to see that the box was
Iput in proper shape for the dis-
, tiiiKUlshed patron. He was not
content with the arranKements lor
: t tic- president's eonifort and went
content with the arranKements Ion
the president's eonifort and went
to his own adjolnini; home to brinm ,
i back a tall-backed, satin upholster-;
ed rockitiK chair.
ll won In that chair Lincoln was
seated when a bullet from the der-
ringer fired by John Wilkes Booth
' inflicted the wound that ended his
! lite the next day In the little house
1 across renin street still preserved
i Lincoln museum.
' Th. r-hni n,l Iho ,-lv,.,imlnnr
! . i,i i ,i, ,v fie.
I nossession of tho government.
! It now reisises in storage in the
Ktltution which docs not exhibit
1 f Huch tragic cventH, a the
j n,"rj('1' uf a I'feHldent,
Widow Asks Its Return
Ford's theater never again was
used as a show house. Us theatri-
eal career ended when llooth's pis -
li.l ltnntnw.ri.il mil ilu ilentll note.
., ,i tki..,i .,, i i.
memories of later tragedy: a dingy.
, mf.lllfrni housing only musty
A
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Mr, rf
1 Newark
By H. ii. svmour.
.NKW YOUK Uichard Itennetfs
contract with the producer of
j" .lanu'Kun.' in wlileh he playa,
Jthe central role, has a clause for
hiddlntf him to make curtain
speeehes.
Thi: actor first ?jot to lecturing
ihl.s uiidlenees. 1-1 years no, when
lie was in Da nulled ttoods, a
social problem, ilr.ima' which nome
play-Koers fuint distasteful In
theme, but in which Jiennett deep
ly believed. Since then bo has
heen the most ardent of the cur
tain lecturers, frequently taking
Hl-behaved audiences to tank or
jlieratlnK critics for unkind words.
Some months ago he carried his f lecturer, but never by way of re
crusading beyond the stago, and j hutting his audience. In 1'hila
appeared on the dance floor of aidelphia, when he was touring in
Uirondway night club reading al"llamlet," he found Leopold Sto
IMbic. I kowski. orchestra conductor, in
j On the night ".larnegan" opened the house one night. Knierging
. ' Men net l made a gracious curtain between acts, after the tensest
ism'ech with permission from hlslseeno of tho play, he said: "I'm
I employer but when he continued
it" do so on following nights,
i to do so on following nights,
jwllh less good humor, it was sug
gested to him that an injunction
might be necessary to silence him.
jwllh less good humor, it was sug-
Igested to him that an injunction
might be necessary to silence hlm.denly. with Machiavellian lee,
t '" lexclalmed, "I wish to tlod we
, uosclla Duncan stopped a I - on -
j kuhihiii wiiiumii siopphi a jh:
llo1 performance of "Macbeth" In
V- -V-..-I. .. 1 I.. ,,.,. t IN 1
i'- w i k t
p - tator ejected, and when Alice
. Mrady stopped a performance
Xcw Haven to nsk a collego boyjand my cast agrees with mo that
crowd to behave better.
Miss Mrady Is always a '..ester,
even when her curtain lectures
are seriously meant. The lncl-
dent in New Haven occurred when
Yale fraternities had bought out
lh(, house, and the youths wero
' 'ianar vnnege. money wen
lsnent. if onlv one new and hnnorL-
spent, if only one new and import-
i a,,t tl1' should be born of all the
young heads.
The boys paid in tuition fees Si!, -
KM..M;0 toothall mid baseball
I '"ougnt in f!e,is,yij:i.i)S. lectures
!n philosophy tlo not draw any
"gale.'
! ''es voyages ferment la jeunesHe.
"n' deform It."
Colleges form youth, if they teach
It 1- think for itself. They tie
! form youth, w-ien. as often hap -
liens, they tench It to think in a
groove, all the little brains work-
, in-- along the same line.
let's see: thc OirdiroG -room's
orrJ FROrA IrVM.TO II
P.M.? THAT'S. snLreew
HouRS, AtM'T IT?
files o( the lonijo. with its fu-
'nun unsettled frarlv all the act-
: """"" . " " ,.,ii, a
;. Z JtZ ASi
nlultWn '!' are dead.
! Vet out ot that dimming lit
; haH come a pitiful plea from an
iiKt'ii nuiiiciti. mu""
Ford, for return to her of the ctiair
that her husband provided for l.in-
coin's cjunfort. She needs it now
to find Hie means to live out the
i...i..- - ...!... ula ..r Imr lil'n ill
um-i iviuu h w. .... . ...
' conifoy. for she is otherwise destl
tue and dependent upon her sons
; for stipiiort.
i Word of her pliKht came to Sec-
retary Davis of the war department
word of her pliKht came to see
retary Davis of the war dcpartin.-ni
In a letter from the widow. .Mrs
Hlanchee Chapman Ford, now 7:1
She lives in Rutherford, X. J. The
ttvslnnder has talked Willi old men
In Washington who remember her
i as one or the two Chapman sisters,
! stage stars of a day before the
word vaudeville came Into general
I use.
i , .
Would Provide Comforts
: "I will not deceive you. sir." Mrs.
'vale
"Will you not return the chair
; tome ttho rightful owueri thereby
! placing me in a posinon io rem
, my houk of the r frei rem
lly and keep me t'roin the few re
maining yeai-B I have left at least
' comfortable?"
i Secretary Davis was touched. A
j search of all the old records Is now
j In progress to determine the le iat
1 sin I lis: bill, if neeessarV. .Ml. 1)U-
i ...in m ..o,,,.,-uuu inr sneelnl
; legislation returning, the old chair
' to Mrs. Ford.
.at. Ji I
v.v ,
roistering without intended disre
spect. Mips Itrady stepped to the
front of the stafc-e and wild, "Hoys,
you needn't be sore because Mary
land won the football game. If
you'll' behave until the show is
over, I'll come out and sIiik you
a souk." They did, but she didn't.
Two years a so, in Wilmington,
a. play of Miss ISrady's w:ih all but
halted when college hoys who had
hoiiKht out the galleries began to
thump each other over the head
with flour-filled socks.
llurrymore As Jllnihelf.
John JIarrymore in his stane
lays, was an irrepressible curtain
glad you appreciate a great genius
in your midst I mean 1-eopold
Stokoivski!" He went on to praise
the conductor's genius, and slid-
j ouu mm wmi mis iruupe. j itst
at that moment somebody In the
! gallery emitted a shivering cheer
i and llarrymore, flashing a look
up toward the roof, Hhouted:
"How did you get down from
' Hartford ?"
j And Uaymond Hitchcock, emerg
aiki liaymono hiu'ocock, t-on-i k-.
lug from the wings between thej
I I. ........ .... unl. I
i iiuim in ntty rimu o,
j emnly: "I'm always glad to be
ntjln your marvellously pleasant city.
iour vlcit here has been the plfas-
j antes', of our tour. You may be
sure we shall always have a warm
spot in our hearts for " and
then, peering with feigned alarm
into the wings "Joe. what the
hell is the name of this town?"
i i aat i-.uison or uncniu woui.i
still have heen KdTson or Lincoln
still have heen
after four years at Harvard Is im-
I probable.
! This is mentioned to comfort
: tlioso that cannot send children lo
college. Keal lire and hard worn
i aro a good college, with many hril
haul graduatcii.
to make np for the last da
, five days a week, at something over
! $13 per day, a substantial increase,
j
i In some lines tho five-day week
I appears to he not yet feasible o-
practical. Hut long ago the eight-
hour luy' seemed preposterous.' It
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is ealablislieii uos. with Saturday
aflernuoo off, in iaay uuioiis.
Ford hires 30.WU est a meu, i-'
make a five-day week possible, lor
plain business reasons. Workers,
earning aixty billion dollars iryear,
musiltl the best custom-.TB i!f mo
tor luttorics anu uther industries.
They need one week day to spend
and enjoy what they 'ayu and what
they buy. w
Certainly, piospei iiy has not ill
minlsheil Willi the arrival of the
eight-hour day and hif-'her wuKes.
fcreenjfe
In
ffofpvood
Hy Wade Werner.
' HOLLYWOOD. Cal. Tor a long
time people have
been hearing
! about California's
unusual wea-
ther. Soon they
: will be hearing-
! thu weather It
self. Some of he
already has beentj
, recur ded upoi
1 sound film foifi
use In the jun
gle scenes of tire-1
ta Oarbu's nex.'
picture. The mo- S
notonous , patter
of rain on a roof
was needed uud .
tit being "un
usual" w e a the
that day in sun1
,-ckfonl
kissed Los An-'"
gelcs) the microphones wciv set
up and the rain allowed to tell
its own story.
Thu studio sound-smiths uru
collecting other local noise:, too;
partly because they have to try
out their new talking picture
equipment ou something. ami
partly because ":;tock -hots" of
common sounds are a good thin.; .
to have on hand in case of emer-J
geney.
I'mler the cireumslanees It
seems inoht unusual to some
sound enthusiasts that Mary Pick
ford twice has bobbed her fa
mous curls, without once having
, a sound-camera on the scene to
catch the historic snip-snip of the
shears. -Silent photographs of the
new bob have been made, how
ever, and these show the eonserva
tive haircut affected by the star
has been changed to a "real"
bob that alters her screen appear
ance most decidedly.
I
Expensively Cheap.
Cheap things cost most ill the
long run. according to those who
write advertisements for luxuries.
1q tin; movies they often cost most
'even at the beginning. The front
'of an apparently costly mansion
may be erected by set-bulldcrs In
a few hours, white a broken-down
w.iterfront saloon for the nail."
picture may take tlnys to build
ami "dress." It took the set
dressers two hours and ir nlnutes
to furnish a very expensive-looking
cabaret for "Children of the
Kita " A low-class cafe for the
aame picture took . nearly five
homs of their time. (lenerally t
speaking, it costs more in llnie,
and therefore In money, ,to col
lect worn and wobbly fur nit nre
for a set than to rent new stufl'.
Old and out-of-date shoddy clothes
likewise cost more, when they fire
urgently needed in a scene, than
he best of new tailored garment.
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