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fEDFORD MAIL TRtBCNE, IfEDFOItD, OHEGOX. MONDAY, JANUARY
11, 1929.
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Ao Independent Vmjwpif
Entered u teeorhl tins sutler at Medit
Ortgwa, under Art U ilutb' fc, UTH.
8t'BSO(llTluN B.Tt
8 Mill In Adiaiie
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Will, tUi. Sunday, BMiiitli
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IWekly 411) Tribune, bbc frr 2 mi
Buttdar, oit year If. 'Mi
Ur t'arriet, in Adtinc In Slwlfo'4, Atiiitmt.
JuJjooilllt. Cmtral PuUil, I'nweuU, lament, Gold
1UII aul on Hift.art:
lull;, vllh Nunday, month $ .i '
Pally, l(but BundtT, bmjUi
Pallr, Urwul Hundij, ne ()v T.(jO
Daly, with Bandar, on rtar S.OQ
All tenni, cash tn adii.
MEMRGR OP THE ABfftTIATKH l'l8
fUcdiiDg Full Lraed Wire Sen Ice
Trie Attoelaled l'ra U duiirtly entitlH to
tn iib fur publkattun of all new illspatclirt
rredltHl I It or o!hlt erected tn tM paer.
Uid also to the :oral rwi puhlUlul herein.'
All rlitita for publication at pclal dlipatcoa
hfffln are alio rmnrd
Official paper of the City of MfdTofd.
Official paper of Jaeksoa County.
Hiarn dally atrrae circulalioo for alt numbs
tndipf Ocl 1, IMS, 443H,
AdTerthlnf KeptPnetilallTfl
M. C. MOGKNHK.N COMPAN'T
orfirci In NiMf York, rhkafn. hrtfolt, Ban
PranclMw, Lai Arntlc. Seattle, 1'urtland.
Ye Smudge Pot
:y.'- By Arthur Perry
Th 'stairs
leKislature convenes
tedny, to
evolve as many fool
notions as possible In the 4i days
provided by law. before they can
he legally quelled. The legislature
Is called an "aiiKUst body" by the
j Nut la nil Journal, because they
would Ilk" to remain In session
until August. They will fritter
away 3H days, and star! pottering
on the last day. Among the mut
ters to be mulled will be the de
ficit In the treasury. The deficit
Is always all the devastating adjec
tives In the Hnglihh language, hut
never so severe as to bring even a
faint hint that there he no session
of the legislature The KHIogg
plan to outlaw war, should he
amended to also outlaw legisla
tures. The only difference be
tween congress und a state legis
lature. Js that the legislature is not
provided with pumpkin seed to
send their constituents.
Mrs. Delia Fredericks went he
low last week to got some dental
work done. (Blue Plver Advo
cate!) Try the homo imps first.
Among the sweet delusions of
the womenfolks, none Is so promi
nent as the theory that galoshes
make their -feet look smaller.
'An astronomy class has been
formed In Mils vicinity, the object
being to get better acquainted
with the stars, and what the-, are
doing, and to obtain first hand in
formation on their Inner natures,
and the number of miles from the
nest office to Saturn. The class
will also Investigate the moon, the'
mill, the gorgeous twilights, and
the rainbow Mlea Woniack has
been pursuing for 43 years for the
pot of gold tit Its terminus.
' FOOTPRINTH OF BANDIT IN
BHKKIFF'S HANDS ( lldllne HT
Kxamlner.) ouch!
TJie wild life of Jackson i-ounty
has been augmented by a tempern
mental Maltese cat, who forsook
civilisation because a brute hus
band and father ate the chicken
gizzards before the wife and
daughter could prepare them fov
tho high-toned feline. The abused
and outraged critter Is somewheie
in the Trail district. A Maltese
cat. when In good health, will shed
more hair than if It was the size
of an elephant, and. If possible
will shed Ha mo on the trouserleg
of a Kue"st.
Tt Is now claimed that Prohibi
tion has Increased the beauty of
the average He. This may bo so,
hut there Is still nothing so down
right homely as a male when he
first wakes up.
Cheeking up on an account of a
wedding. It Is noted that the bride
possesses the following ennobling
traits:
Charming,
Talented,
Orarlous,
Stately,
Heloved,
AI graduate.
The groom was described as "an
Industrious young man, formerly
employed by the Standard oil."
Several new (Irandpawn are re
ported from the rural districts.
i MOHK FANCY WIUTIN' J
(loin, Kan., Heglster) j
Sore thmates neunt to eoliience (
with the Flue and end with it. i
And Oh, how weak you get, not j
only the aged hut the young, are f
the name. I
Wo gess from the way Parties
took sick when on a visit they will
have to stay at home. We got an
Invatatlon to com back lo Indiana,
wo would have to visit the young
er Jennratlon as the older ones are
sleeping In the Odi Fellow ccma
tery. W e tould them no.
Mrs. McOInnis called a Sunday
nfter noon, hhe was on her way
to call on Henrle McDonalds who
have, had a hard seage of Flue and
Fheumonucn.
Ouy Tread way and son In law
have been down with the ue.
Horn peopel never think of any
one but them selves tin ti 1 1 they get
wher they need help, then they
find out cast your bread upon
the water and it will return. So in
have ijot had much Hread floating
ho they tlont get much buck.
When we 0celved Mrs. Jlar
ehalln letter we wer surprised to
hear she had the Flue, for she
braged when hear the Flue was a
fraid to tackell her, an she had
never had it.
Mm. Charley Harris has sure
liari a hard time, her nrfew Olen
tip by Carlyle and Famly have all
when 'down with the Flue and
Olenn had the nose bleed, and rout
nigh dying, and sho had to help
with the moro.
Editorial Correspondence
m SAX F11AXCISCO, Januury.
" ; HiKh mlndi'it Iu!0'I think it a
! perlVctly )oatl.omo play thnt
, m.-hi n vt to t:ivf hvftt nllowi-U."
. I lit-: "Mm ti linif I . il I think!
Thi wis- rnu-k from I'unrh, op
hlH.wlnt' at tin- uri:in, with waU
,iiin'.r (.t c i
It is (Id (-W- miii'lr ft t"-if
tiy
lint tliboinc lay nn( that In no j
duiiM thi! ri'a;nif U Mold out f-v-:
try nlfiitt. IiftV.UK tl:at it-jjutution
fvcryoni npp.ii't-ntly wuiiIh to M-f!
It. 1'iTtaiiily t-Vfi yuiit ruloillK in
frorn Hu- i-ountry illtrittf. for a:
httlv .Sari Ki ittirUfO luht life.
We KikkmI al'.iiK With tl- other
rufHl hookx. H wan u we expected
although every-'
the old, old .story,
one ft' !'-'! about It heinc ho new
and daring und nymptomatic of the
rotten tiuM'N In whkh we live.
The only new feature Ih an ab
iViici' of i-loihcH on a number of
ft-mulo fluuie.f, although Uione who
rtinernher thv IJarly Nlnotiei,. withter'(,ay wno aw (it,ltrf(t! -utnain,
ItH livinn pittiires. Hlnck Crooks
a n d Sa m T- Jack m, will find t h o
difference inoro In treatment than
cltht-r In matter, or puritoMe.
not
(1 OC)f
deserve Is "suutfestlve." There is '
ncDiit..' iiL-iestiv iiii'otit it for
notbii.t; is left to the Imagination J
ThiiHt who like vuluarilv. unre '
lieved by real humor or unelevat
ed by true tn-uuty, w'llj like (lay
l'aiee. Those who don't, wont.
The only good things fn iht show
are the old things Chick Kale,
three eccentric dancers, and the
Titian haired male vamp. The
chorus Is ugly but twell trained
and energetic.
According to report, the moral
s(ii:wl of Los Angeles tried to close
up the production down there.
That was good advertising in Kan
Krancisco. For Kan Francisco will
support anything that l.os Angeles
oppot--es, whether U be legisla
tion or literature or a new show.
As a inn tier of fact a produc-J
lion like (lay Paree thrives on op-j
pnsiiinn. Kur better to leave it
alone. For sooner or later It will
run Its course and. find its proper
place in the ash can.
All self rlubtcousness laid aside,
flay Pavee-ls poor entertainment,
Once remove Hie prurient curios
MA1
mar
JIMUK 1IK.II
Kpt'li'iur
The average per cnt for the
building was tui.-l percent. The
class averages were as follows:
1 V'h I'll percent; J's 9!i.K percent;
li s loo percent; Ill's U7.4 pd'eont.
and the l a Oii-.i ereem
JIankliig
'
AH rooms bunked 100 percent
except M bs Si ne ma's, which had
li'i percent.
Student lUnly Eli-ctlon
The students have been very
busy this week, . selecting candi
.lates for the student body officers,
."ome of the offices to be filled
me: President, vice-president,
fvvrJmb hmm mot
4?
5"SHH r i n h it b mi i mil
a ur m MS lil I I 1 Wll I I UIMIHIM a w
WyLV
iccrctary, boys' vice-president and Igaging in the business themselves.
;irl.V vice president. j in a new publication, leaflet No.
Library Notes j -"" "Kf commendations to He
The library has been very busy glnnern in Fur Farming." Just ls
this pnft week on account of the HXlVil ' ,,u' ilfimrtmenl. recom-KUida-s.
More than 12Q books mendat.ons to beglunets in fur
vt nl out Monday 'farming are outlined, nnd par
I, , (rt Uvular attention is called to the
The debating teams debated at !
the Itoosivclt Parent Teachers!
meeting last Friday afternoon
.t :.t week there will bo a chance
. I
lor more pupils to try out fr
teams. A fpeclal debate letter will
be awarded for pupils making a
, iiirmer, anu species suiiame ior
. Hoys Atliletlw I propagation. Foxes, fishers, mar-
Ashland Junior high school -t mlnk!i ottl.rHi ykuntHi rtiC
defiatcil rufT' hoys In a game last;aoon8( np0MmMlltl( havers, muslt-
ouunuay evening, mil me mmgut ,
team
from Medford defcate.l atfui..,ltlfl.inK nn:,miIs ,roul(l(.
midget
boys are not In very good basket- nhtainM by wrlUn, lo lhl, mited
bull orm n yet hut things look:Btnh.M , apartment ,,f Agriculture.;
promising for pretty good show WflSM, ton r
lug later on. ,
Oli-ls Athlcth-s Firt) n Fo est Grove
The girls' basketball season haul
I pnrnrlly lit-fiiuHC of
ii'inlm Iii'Imk imiili' In Dm IiIkIi
winiiii K.VHI. Tlit. kIi Ik huvo i-iT-1
iiiinly onjoyxl llu Hi.ison x fai'. !
Warehouse Burns
UUMWIX. Ore.. Jan. 14
--Losit estimated at $l!5,0iH) result
ed late Saturday when fir of un
determined origin destroyed the
lumber warehouse of the Hraymlll
i W hlto Pino company near here.
(The building contained inure than
j ii.o.mm feel of pine box snooks
in aily fo;-shipping.
MUTT AND JEFF
I've 6or a Suieci. job te'we want WIfinc: what Ae
wow: t'r a cttex in Mto e.er a : wc ages of xou)
Tc MftURC LICMS6 3 MARRIA6C VOUR '
Bu:cau: I've, wis.b f License.' . L. 'SUJeeTies )
SCLF OP O(0 AlLTHr. Tf - - x-"
Hope anu I'm lieADY ' e
FOR BUSIMCS?: H. I --61,'l
, custom css approach; J ,At ifl'
marriage 1 jj:,! f1''
lllf mk 1 1 .
;Ily which rn o r n ! indignation
uroust-H, and thi will be, not only
' thi iterant nnd dlKc-rlmirwitlntf. hut
th! i lur, wnlh t.
"Not so hoi" iipulif to San
Frawlsco loilay. The nun is shin-:
lntr in a clwir ky nhov I'nion
n'IU'l,p' MlM "
r'K iloz-n on the l-nrhn it nil
ure wearing overcoat with tohurs
ttiint-d up. V uro wuitlnK for
someone to KpiiiiK the old "unufi
ual" kuk. W't were here Jut
a ywir ao and lernernlier how uin1 1
hundred inll aouth. the water was
frozen In th KUtt ih at KiiiK City.
at three In the aiternoon. At i asi.
Itohles the iter vice station pipe
were frozen at It a. in. Thin if
n"r"1y Ju""ry weather fr north
ern California to thotte who can
remember back 1 2 month. Hut
It looka like a' joke on the fur
deaeiH who are pnttinK their an
mini b;i ruins away.
editor of tlie Kalem Capitol -Journal
In i.on Anfieles th other day,
and says he was with his sister
land muther for several weeks'
j "suriMhlne." Miss Putnam Is
r-uperatinK from a severe attack of
pneumonia. Ur. J. J. Kmmens of
Meilfnrd Is here on. a professional
vlMl1- accompanied
i
i
by Mrs. Km-;ifa
i mens. They plan to return to Med-
1 ford on Monday. It's getting cold-
I er all the while, the door man at
J the l'.ellview Hotel across the treet j
has put on ear-laps! I
,
There a smyphony concert I
this afternoon, and something hap-
pened that we always expected to I
happen when we attended such;
concerts In our youth, hut never
did much to our disappointment.
The pianist hanged so hard on the
Kleinway he broke it a board un
derneath fell nut and II took a
corps of carpenters Ho minutes to
fix it. iJireclor HerU was terribly
excited, his whiskers . standing out
almost straight, apparently charg
ed with electricity, generated by
his indignation and the audience
mostly women, buzzed like a thou
sand flies in a bottle. The artist
however was game, and after the
repairs were completed started in
...in. K..wl ir .,,.iV,l... I. ...i
mini in. in. r, .i I.....,""
happened. '
U. A . K. I
Fur farming Is not the "get-j Just which vl;amlns are concern-rlch-quiok"
kind of, husinctw tint ed here? 1 don't know, hut Mc
many persons have comu to be- Carrlson believes that vitamin U
lleve It .io bo, accordinc to the tautl-nuiiiitic) and vitamin C (an
hurenu of biological survoy of the tlseorl.uiie) protect the illgcstlve
United. Hlates department of agri- tract from infections and that an
(culture. Many who Inquire 'about
Irtlf ri.t-liiinir linv.i flln linKrtn thnt
they can fence In a rugged piece-
of land, turn loose somo fur bear-
era, and collect, large profits witn
little eifort, hut the survey ad-
vises prospective fur farmers with
little experience to obtain employ
inent on a fur farm where they
may fa mil arize themselves with
the principles Involved before en-
''",,,mr ,,n" r"""'!'""""
I the enormous profits to he real-
, ixed. The leaflet also contains
general Information on how to
make a start In the business, on
'areas suitable for fur farming,
' whore to obtain breeding stock,
jwhal it taken to make a good fur
,.J(lH nn), ......k,,. klll(,M of
a .,r ih iu.riii in, iv lm
FOKKST tlHOVK. Jan. II. (V
Throo buihlhrm, thri truck, two
iititonintilli'H u ml 11 larnfl iimiiiuii nf
whcnl iiml muck toi'il wn ili-Hirny
(! liv flit1 Ihti" oarly yp.ni'iiluy
whim H p Fiiviihth' Ki't'tl & Hupi'ly
1 Company'ii wnri'lmuHe liurniMl. The
loss was estimated at Jfla.ooo. j
Gild Divorced
W'AFKKSHA, Wis., Jan. 14. (i
(illda tirey, ttancrt ami movie
' actress, today was granted a til
voice from her husband, till Hong,
of Nw York, by Judge l M. lu
iviilson in circuit court here.
Jeff Lands a Job in the
Personal Health Service
By' WILLIAM BRADY, M. D.
fitfr.eet Mtw ptrtafntiif to personal health a.it bvtfleoe, not to duwaa diaynoati tr
(Atiitviit, will be nweftl bj Li. UrJjr if (4ifitJ, ,Hl(-aUj'J eiifrlup U ik'Im1.
Mould t trt( and wilfUii In liik. uwm Lo IL Lira nuniiwr of lirr. -
I ni.la feu rail In k hit w (- I h k.'n
,ntf , ,, ration. AHrtrMw Dr Wililara
VITAMINS 1XH
Th newer knowledge of nutri
tion hitM modified and in orne
caMOM oultf! revolutionized the
treatroent of JUienne.' J-'or Instance, 1
pej.icious n n e
mla wan former
ly a Imfflinn dm-
ea.H4 w ith an In-
evitable outcome. ;
Today the vlftlm
may he kept well
a p p a re n tl y a
lon(f
as ho will
eat some liver
two or three
times a week, any
kind of liver prepared in any way 1
the patient prefer. What Is It In '
liver that cures pernicious anemia, '
ondary anemias such as most pen-i
! pie with limited health knowledge j
ie-(have? It Is conjectural, hut there
H come reason for helievinK that
liver happens to contain some fac-
tor
like a vitamin that is essen-
for the development of the
hemoglobin In the blood.
largely due to the studies of
McCarrison, a Hritish army'doctor,
medical views of the cause and
treatment of stomach ulcer (also
called gastric ulcer, peptic ulcer.
Ulllfl,.n:U ul( ).r UP KafIlrrwiuodenaI
u(.(ir) njm, mo,ifl,(I hltHy
H,.n.tof((l ft a HyHU.ni ,lf dieting In
ht. . . Drnmir,in llf fiit
cream usually, was the main fen
ture, has given the most satisfac-
lory results In the treatment of
this loiiditlou. Physiologically we
knew' only that fats or oils lend
to Inhibit or diminish the secre
tion of hydrochloric arid in the.
stomach, and excessive acidity is
a prominent feature in .such cases.
The high fat Ut has seemed to
agree well with these patients, and
of course fat has the highest nut
ritive (caloric value of all food
materials.
McCarrison and other students
have brought forward the Jdea
Um( an nd(,nllitt(1 slwvy of Vlta-
miIIM niI... hjiV(. mil..h tIft ...llh
, the healing of gastric ulcer, and
the medical profession is now spec
ulating as to whether the vitamliift
lin cream may not explain the rvm-j
: umi vaiut' m ine nign hu uiei.
In any event it seems well that the
victim of gsslro-duodoenal ulcer
I be provided with a gtfnd vitamin
ration, whatever limitations or re-
Isttictions may be necessary In his
! diet at the moment.
excess of carbohydrate (sin;nis nhrV'
ulni'rlu f.ir.,lul lit tlin ,11.1 f.,...'l
to enhance the deleterious effect;
of a deficiency of these two vita
mlns. 1 j
Dr. Scale Harris,, an Authority i
on the subject, asserts that Mc
C'arrison is right about this, and
remarks that "Many sugar satur
ated, vitamin starved Americans, i.
e., those who live largely on white
flour bread, white potatoes, white
rice, lean meals, sugar saturated
coffee, and sugar laden desserts,
with candy am! soft drinks be
tween meals, would seem tn be
susceptible to ulcer and other ab
dominal diseases in which Infection
plays a part. The fact that mote
than 2.r percent of the patients in
the general hospitals in the Foil
ed Slates are.- admitted because of
abdominal infections, i. e, append
icitis, gall bladder disease, ulcers
of the stomach and intestine, and
colitis, may be accounted for part
ly by the unbalanced diet of the
American people."
There. Is just one more word I
would add for the reader to worry
about: Milk or cream that has heen
pasteurized contains less vitamin
C than fresh raw milk or cream.
QFKNTIONN AND ANSWF-ltS
takt' Vm Short ntul Sw'l
! Dr- Krady personally attends to
I all letters addressed to him by
I readers. He does not d legale
this work to an assistant. Corre
spondents may be sure the doe
I tor isn't wasting hbt eyesight need
i lessly. ) le knows what to read,
w hat to scan, and what to drop
directly into the chucker. Please
make 'em as short and sweet as
possible. For Instance, omit the
i superfluous explanations of how
you happened to write. Just ask
your questions.
I Spots In liver
! Is it Pufe to eat a fowl when
; there
, liver 1
i
are terrible spots in the;nn engineer. He understands ma
I have read about an epl-' chinery, Including war machinery.
Marriage License Bureau
Bl FIFTEEN AN0
sevcroTjiew!
T V
r- a ran h m.il rn nu.tiu w
Ilrady, cart of tin ni((r.
-
tiASTKir l'I. T-'It
( d'-rnic in fowli but I do not know
- how to tell them,
1 (Mrs. K. MfR.)
Answer. Thorough eookin
mid make it safe in any event.
If you suspect the liv. r Is dis-
e;ncd, thriw It away. know of
l:o dangerous epldeinle or Ofsease
of fowLs Mail in so iiuiiiif. Nt. liab
bits art; HubjiH-t tn itrt infect ij us
disiase that may nlv the livT
Kin h aii appearanct-; man may be
infected throuuh h I i ir h t- skin
wounds when dressing rabbits, hut
thorough cooking destroys -the
germ,
! Mushrooms
r,f what value are mushrooms
1 liku theni ,,r:' , ;it (hem often.
( n.. J.J
Answer. They nre wholesome
ff.11,1 Dw.iich W.U' .-, ..lit .-(ti
,.inHe fuel viin
'jhe l.inlr Tin luwUv
We are havlnjr a j;rett deai'f -
f
i troutde with what school nurse
says lif Iteh. Mrs. ,W. K.)
Answer You should have med
ical advice.
Tim Aspirin Youngsters
I am rearing Ihree motherless
children whoso father insists on
doping them with aspirin. He is
full of it all the time, nnd he
thinks it is a panacea. He has
a college education but no, com
mon S'-nse. (Mrs. M. K. U.)
Answer. The colleue courses
a r e pretty carefully censored
against nhysinlo-rv and ethr vul
gar studies. Olvins children as
pirin Is akin to fee'dlng ilu-m par
egoric or bromide or other "seda
tives" or sense deadend's'.
(JcntU'inan With Split ringers
IMcjto Write
If I could get In touch with the
purty Who asked for a remedy for
split ends of the fingers 1 would
be glad to give my remedy for
same. I am also a typist and have
a remedy which has proved quite
effective. I do not care, however,
to have any name printed. (Miss
E. J.)
Answer. I never print a corres
pondent '.s name.
Chester Pine's suggestion to stop
the manufacture of yeast an five
gallon crocks, an the imposin' of
a heavy penslty on farmers harbor
in fox grapes, never, even got hon
o able mention in th Durant con
test. Next to an adder there's
nothln' so deaf as a truck driver.
Brisbane'sToday
(Continued from Pago One.)
hie between Ameiel and llritain,
if the American fleet were divided
between the Atlantic and Pacific,
Britain would destroy the Panama
' Canal In five hours. ' -
llritain would doTlial aiiyhow, of
couise, for war is war. The Hii
ish are not sentimental, where
; Pritain'M wolt'aro is concerned, and
their fighting fleets are so far su
perior to ours that nny comparison
would be ridiculous.
J
Hritain is served by statesmen,
trained to public servce from child
hood, and in the case of Hallour
and others, trained through genera-
limns from the days of KlizahetH.
Herbert Hoover, fortunately, is'
1TO
WHAT
OF
IT?
HUH . vuHt,
You'Re onuv
IIP
and knows that you ran't expect
results without the rUt torls.
There is no doubt that hVill sup
port Mr. CoolidKe'8 demand for fast
cruisers, adding plenty of fifchtiriff
airships and submarines. t 1
4 !
8uxar has reached Its lowest
pri"e l:i more than tec years, which
is hard on cane growers here and j
in Cuba und hard on the Amtiicun
befrt tiugar Krowers. - j
I Solomon, with all his wisdom,
would, find it h:inl to solve that
1 farm problem.
California has a -jrlpvance, yls?j. j
I Stricter enforcement of ppribi-1
(Ion laws has cut down the demand :
for Kraiws, and, besides, ihern i
over production. t .
When prohibition came, many
California Krape growers tor up
their vineyanU, (dauted other;
clops. Some, wiser, plaoted mute
sra'iM'H- ' i
I'ntler prohibition, the price of'
Krapes. for making wine illegally,
doubled und trebled.
You can never tell how a law
will turn out, especially if It tries f
to change human heiuH In a hurry. I
A
WASHINGTON
BYSTANDER
Ity Kirke 1i. Simpson
WASHINGTON. "Army P.lue,"
sung to the tune of "Aura Iee,
used to he West Point's favorite
ditty. Jazzy comment on the order
restoring blue pre-war garrison un
iforms for military social affairs,
if desired, Justifies the suggestion
that the song be revived for army
use, revised to read "Army ltlues."
About 00 per cent of the army
commissioned strength came hi
during or since the war. Those of?
fleers have no blues.
The swanky two shade combina
tions In fatigue and dress uniforms
and the open face effects with gold
shoulder knots and highly colored
lapels which were the proper caper
at regimental mess or army "hops"
went out of the picture in 1 'M 7.
Surviving specimens have been in
the mothballs for eleven years, ex
cept for military attaches and aides
to the president at White House
high ceremonies.
Army's Olory He Ivetl
It Is these ancient t rappiitgs of
military glory Secretary Davis,
aided and abetted by Oeneral Sum
m e ra 1 1 as eh I ef of sta f f . h as a u -thorized
for non-formation wear
at the pleasure of the owners, or.
of course, officers who possess no
blues, but have Siii'O and up to
spare, may order new outfits.
What advantage will be taken of
the permissive authority to dress
up in colorful regimentals when a
big party like the White House
Army-Navy reception on New
Year's day Is being thrown remains
to be seen.
Cnquestionably the army nose
has been out of joint Tor a decade.
The land heroes, however high
their rank, looked quite colorless
in their sober olive drab field un
iforms as they lined up for the
annual White House show.
The navy, draped In bne drcs
4'onts resplendent with brass; but
tons, encircled with, golden sword
belts and wearing cocked beavers
in which John Paul Jones himself
would have felt entirely at home,
completely outclassed the land
warfare contingent. A complete
admiral, even a temporary one like
Admiral Hughes, chief of naval
operations, who headed the navy
contingent on New Year's day. Is
gold-braided from wrist to elbow
to carry all the cargo of distinc
tion he rates, lie's a four-stripe
admiral in navy parlance,
Oiamorous to the lalics
Ceneral Summeral), heading the
army column, aside from his im
pressive collection of war and cam
paign medals and perhaps an add
ed touch, lost to the seadogs, given
by clanking spurs, can show only
diminutive twin stars of silver on
either shoulder and an inch-wide
black band on tunic sleeves to de
note his military premiership.
The mothball blues, even, would
not help hint. He was an artil
lery major when they went out of
fihlon nnd is now a major gen
eral. He rates, under the new order,
a many buttoned, double breasted
cat. gold epaulettes and sword belt
and n very fancy feathered rucked
hat.
The Dyslander's guess Is that the
army ladles will have the last say
in this, matter, as in others. Mill-
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RichiraL Brih.'e&s ard
A young man in calendar years,
but old In life's drub shadow:-; a
gii I of blu n ted sent i m di ta lily.
These two adventurers In life,
.meeting in a cesspool of exist
ence "somewhere Kasl of Kudt,"
the stream e;ilhd life carrying
them, willy-nilly, into the deso
late heart of a great sea. Alone
ih-? hoy and gi;i ntiondfd by
thn-e companions hunger, mad
ness and death.
J tary hubbies are as subject to do-
I mestie discipline as civilian:-, and
j the odds are in favor of u return
I to swanky sty!.-,.
IT! TO HANDLE
NRW YORK, Jan. 14. oP For
the next two or three months at
least, the destinies of .Madison
Square (iardt-n will be in t he
hands of a trio that includes Wil
liam F. Carey. Col. Ji.hn S. Ham
mond and Tom McArdb-. This has
been made clear by Hiehard F.
Hoyt. chairman of the board of
the Oartlen corporation.
The responsibilities Tex Iiick:ud
j laid flown in death will be distrih
j uted among Carey, first vice-president
and treasurer of the corpora
tion; Hammond, a vice-president
and acting general manager; anil
' McAi die, matchmaker. '
"Personally I see no reason for
jever changing the management its
'it now stands," Hoyt declared.
: "Certainly nothing will be done
.for two or three months,
t If tjiere is any definite pkm to
1 engage .Mayor James J. Walkd
0 o
far
g4 yA
doctors warn
AGAINST
standardizing
weight
May result it? dangerous
loss of fat in the tissues
The American dieting craze (hat
seeks to reduce all hit in the tissu.'-j
is dangerous. Imminent medical au
thorities are alarmed and they point
out tl jt it is suicidal to try to stand
ardize human weight.
"We are not machines," says one
famous doctor, "but co.nplcx living
lodiis; wc can never be standard
ized." He goes on to say tli.tt
"What is a normal weight lor one
individual is an abnormal weight
lor another. The proper weight and
degree ut nourishment lo.- any per
son . . is that at which he
most capable and productive." Ex
treme dieting may result in perma
nent in juries. Without a reserve of
fat we Irecome a prey to disr.ij.cv.
It is time tor common sense, sup
ported liv niedu.il warning, to eiul
the lad of extreme thumbs. One
error in dieting i to think that only
kitg;ir is fattening. Any food that
nourishes iattens, and sugar is a
pure, cheap, nourishing food.
Sugar's greatest Mcs-siag to man
kind, however, is its use in making
other bitiK p.ilat.ill; and enjoyable.
Serve hc.dthlul baked apples or
pears, apple sauce or stewed dried
fruits for breakfast. A b t of s-ret
make the mc.I complete. The
Sugar Intituio.
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blood in th"!r veins, and the air
of strange places within their
huiKS. discovering the existence of
their s-'ouls. A man who had
mucked the Godhead, sneered at
the law. and laughed at decency.
A girl whose sum total of hie
was the varying prices men puM.
This I the core a round which
is I. ni!l the story of "Scarlet Sens. '
Ki. lKird Ilarthelrness is the star
I he girl is lietty Cumpson.
Tiiese two human beings, warm
ii,r Uo- poxt Hoyt said, he knew
eofhi'-t,' if it.
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