PTTflE FOUK
MEDFOKD MAUi TKlBUXE, MEDFORD, OKKf.oy, TUESDAY, DECEMBER IS. 1923.
MEDFORU M AIL TRIBUNE
Dull, Sunday, Wkil
HEDruuo ruiituia oo.
HOUKKT w BUHL, Irfltar
k IUU ITRK Ball I H, UanafW
An iw1.piiUiit blieau4etf
Bound M MOOUd elaa. watte" Mad
tonl. Oregon. Ulll Alt ol alaich . UT.
f at.ll In Aiinc:
$? 19
IJmltJ, 1U capua. nw.
Iallj. with HuihI;. month...
Hall., antboul Sundar. , ,
. Dally, vitbout Riuidaj, uiui'tl
Wcl7 Mull Trlwuic ww jaw.
Muiiria. oil car ...........
.It
60
.!
1.00
1 .00
11, Carrlar. In Aii.anc In alodfvrii, AjJ-
land, Jai kNOiiville, Central I'olit, PnoMUj,
Talaut, Gold Hill and on gbw.r.t
dI'iJ; ;.'uJtuS!d.rmlu'i: '.J!
Dally, wiluoiit Hundaj. on jmr.
loo
Jallf, wlta Bmmay, one fair
All tarma, cub in itlvanoa.
JJSJiSS
Oalj
aawa I
'XX&'A.'11' " "" """""V"" I"'i.'CH Hi- h'od producer.
I'ha Aaaociaud Praaa ! ecolualtaly u-
(ftlMf to the uao for publloatloo of alt
aaaa dltpaU-hra rrvdltd to It or otbanrU
Unlitad 10 tldl papr. Art tbfcf to Lb local
newa oubllabad hi'irin.
All ribu lor republication j aprtaj du
ati-hra Welo ara alao raaarrrd
Olflclal paper of the Olty of Medford.
Official paper of Jackaon Oounty.
I,
Sworn dally aera. rtrculMi , lor au
onttia ending April t, 1P2, 46.11.
Adrertlaltiit Representative
M. 0. MOOtiiSEN oompant
Olilm to Mew York. 0hlcaTO. Detroit, i
an rranciaoo, Loi Aei, battle. Port-.
Ye Smudge Pot
fly Arthur Perry
Ye Beniity BhonpeH report
fogf'S Inn 1h iiiiitcclliiittr.
owIhk to th ley ronilltioti of the
i.pi'fdwuyrt, It will Im Iit. ilayn, u
rortllflK t' the iliH'tor, befoiv lie
will " allt! lo Ifiivv honic ui H:M7
H. in., and hi' tit work by 7: Ml n. m.
WHAT? NO lfISOX G.Hl
(KiiKfiu Iti'Klstor)
A Kdoil old-ffiHluonetl clinri
vaii wus ti'iKtoreti .Mr. and .Mrs.
Martin llitnon .Monday nlifltt
' hy nelKliborH it ml frlcndx. H-v-i
ral liliiHtM of dynamite vfre
wt off and ffun wore fired be
fore the party entereil tho
hoiiFo to offer conKnitulatloriM
and K!d wlMhnn.
l.Tncle. R5. culled thin nwrnlnK
looking for A ConBrefMoiinl He cord,
uiying: "i feel like 1 ouKfit lo keep
uii eye on them IdiotH."
. "SIio'h well upholHtend," aneered
Jady Ford Coupe of .the ,loca,l Init
iation HritlHh isel.
t- Only u week until lho ootninK of
H'lnla Claim, after which the poor
will not recognize their poverty.
U. Davis hns Kpeckn, and there
It! one Ichh buKObull umpire op the
firing lino. '; , ' . .
Many of the KtoreA nrj counting
their beans, and piKMUInK their
The entire vullayW colder-than
M-ZXnZ.
A' citizen roportM thnt he had
v .-Id experience the other day, due
to carelessly puurlnK a cup of
hennery cnTfee Into the midst of u
mvlw of niooriHhlnoi
' .The attention of the local hocIuI
Hons Ih called to the evidencu thnt
lho impending triiKedy In the pal
oie, Ih due to tho King takmK off
his hat in the rain. . .
I; 'ft about time nnnie upHtate
piper predicted thnt "the com ins
hosmIou of the leiHlnture will
acgult lUelf," uh nobody etee will.
Denr Santy:
PleuRO put a boom In the civic
clocking, nu wo tiro yhout over the
one we had In 1910,
Your lovltiK friend,
Johnnie ifumdlimer.
The yenr Im pctetMiiK out with
rapidity, and It will noon he time
lo ntnrt a new lonf.-
The fact that Hntlvlit ha four
tlmcH the war strength of 1uru
K'jJiy, bus nothlnR nt till to do with
their pri'Hent nttuclt of ferocity. '
i(KitiKiria, Knn,, iiix.tU)
ay Keatherhorr, 1, of Logan.
Ohfti, shot -and killed, an ned I
farmer-recluse yesterday nt the !
lurtners own retuei. and Kenth-
eroff Ih now under arrest ehnrRed I
wuh ' huntliiK without n license."
Huch n low stale of public Indiana
lion seems Impossible in Kansas,
where the criminal would be lan-.
KuishinK in the hooseKow under in
dictment for trespusslnK. commlt
nff n nuisance, of ninkH-K n len
turn nKninst the ted Unlit.
.Maybe Justice ortk Into ronsid
erntlon, (hat, the vie tint . took, a
drink, and voted for AI Hinith.'
FnlMi .teeth tiro mill hcliiR torn
lootio from Uielr inoorlnKa on Kiini
Jackson, . -
A Kororlty u'rl from Osr. neo
OAC. Ih buck. "Honeitt to John"
b.i been added lo her nliinx vocab
ulary. liow I'nrrw.
WASHINGTON. P)-,l'nrlB hat.
loWer taxi nte than any other
European ranltnl, necordlntt to a
table comidltid by n French nource,
tho department .of commerce re-Iliii-tM.
Tho averiiKO fare In Paris
In 7.3 cent. i mile. London ban
tho hlKhent fare, 24. G ccntM a mile.
ShortH for KNrtH,
AHI8W,l There nr nhorti. of
tho color and mitterlul of the rkirt
under Home of the three-pier upon
co.tumcH "tlnwn by npeelallt In
wtylcM for outdoor women. The
trouHcreticn are added for warmth,
eklrtu ri.malninK nlmiMd at knee
level on npurt coHtuliK'H.
Taitcdry Ktory
XVASIII.NftTON, Dec. H.(
The mory of the eleetlnn of Vlce-I'l-ealdent-elerl
CurtlH. dono on an
American-made lace tnpeatry, wan
nreKeiiled to 111 tu today by the
Camp Klre (ll of America. It la
told In the Arunuho Indian ilgn
language.
1 EXTENDING PEAR MARKETS
TJIK facts brought out by I). It. Wood reuanliiiK .he Dose
peur at the annual meeting of the Fruitgrowers' l,ranno
yesterday were of unusual interest.
.Mr. Wood pointed out that over Pit per cent of the local
Hose crop in the past year was sold in three litrne fr.iit eeers,
(liii-ap), New York and Itoston. The remainder of the mini ry
..l ...I.. ..I o ..... f .1... .
aum ut-ti( ohm uooui . ici ci in
In Ins opinion, aha we lielieve Ins cniiteiilinii is sound
Ihe lin t step in the solulion of the lSose probb in is to develop
the markets iji this vast undeveloped area.
Toward this end lie favors the employment of a special Miles. I
;''" visit the wholesale distributors in this area, familiarize j
them with the Hose pear, divert
these section, llins prevent inn u
" """'. I'y i'.' reasiiif;
That some such plan will be
jK ,,.. 0,, icusoii for the people
11
cano ratuiK more liosc. lears per
land, 'Detroit, I'il tsbiirnh, Ciiieiiifiali, New Orleans, M iimcapo-,
jH .(,. 'j'llilt reason is,
' ' '
lit,... ...... rj I lib., lb..,..
' I ' '
bets have been develoneil
,lt ,s "" 4 1 11 "tl"l.
Similar markets in other parts
; developed. 1 lie
; markets.
, . ... .
oovious .iinu;
mil in inw mmmuitf me
true reiinrtlini; all pears. There is no iood reason for the pear i
'market, beini; confined nlniOKt exclusively lo New York. Cltieiiuo !
anil Hoston. What has been done in these three districts can,
I'y proper melhods of salesmanship, be done elsewhere.
What is needed, however, to make this plan a success, or
any other inaiketiiiK plan for that matter, is less independ
ence anil pi'ule of opinion anions the individual growers, and
'more co-operation particularly n iirealer readiness to submit to
leadership mid properly constituted authority.
l'nless such a disposition is manifested, no plan can succeed,
anil no material improvement in pres. nl conditions can be ex
'pee ted.
Fortlllllltcly ill the selection tif Albert lilirch IIS president, I
'(lw. IH..I..I...I.U i.P II... b'viiif oeni.-i.eM' t.i.iirni.. will linvn n i.li'o.l' e-' I
. .. ' . ...
etrtltlve who will immediately arouse commence and inspire en-
t no. as.ni. W 111 the fuels before
ship, the season Ol l'.IL'll Slioilltl
1 1 h c history of t lie IocjiI oraniJition.
ADVERTISING
M' nnd on lor nearly twenty years Ihe .Mad-l rioiine has .
' advocated advertisiiiR, as
britiKJUK Hbim! not only tn nitTCftsmp; Inn narituiiiiiit prosperity
in the pour. industry. . ' .
Kxfept lor ono year, and then only in a very ii.adeqnnti' way,
no advcrtiHin ban been dune. ' Kroin what we oan find ont,
t hero is very littlo irospeot of any ex
ptin heing oondneted tbi.s next year.
thero is very little prospect of
Nevertheless, vn firmly believo, lho potential value of theVadcrH in pru-umonin. 1
I'""'1' "HI never He fully
pulilicity has hern. earned on. ...
To our uiiiitl trio' ni'siunienls in favor of ntlvertlsinn are tin
miKwernhlt'. Vav what is the one tiling neetletl to .secure thy
maximiitii Nuecesii in any modern industry? Demand. That is
all. Increase your demand, -limit your supply, and, figuratively
t:peiikiuK, Uie world is yours.
Hy the nature of things, the
is limitct. Cnlike wheat, cor.rantl other staples, ,iears can't
be Rrown anywhere, nor can they ho successfully irrown by
anyone.
The only problem reinaininu is to increase the demand. Mr.
Woods' plan, us' noted above, is to employ salesmen ami intro
duce pears in undeveloped lunrketH.
.''"
Thai, is tfOod. lis far ns il ooes. Hill, in 'our onilliotl. il does
. ,. , , . . , i -
not, iinil never will, no tar enough- ror tlue friul wholesaler is
not L'tii)L' to take nnv si-ecial interest in hivistiiiR the pear m'nr-
... . , . ,,, ,. . ... , . ,,. ,,-
lift. Ills Npet'ilil interest will lie 111 proles tor himsell. J 1 is
problem is, and always will be, not in hmidltni; whftt this grower
or that particularly wants to sell, but in selliiiK what, the eon
suiner wants to eat. .
I'll! lilt' (U'Mri t ''(it, pcfit'H
nentile. In at I rnct i vn niIvit'lM.MLr
' ' .... A. ; . . , . - , n. ,
Histt'iul ' M'lU'ltlMp: lho Fruit hrokris to buy Kol'UO KlVci' ill
lev pears, t )lt fnul livi'kn'.s would
1 , , : ri .
p, to supply incin.
To thoso who say "advortisinij is all riv'ht 1ml too oxpon
sivo' we would surest thnt hty look over tho recent history
of tho Hawaiian pimapiU In 10 yoa.. skillful advortisinir
Mt'toil tho piuoapplo imtustry from tho M two-hit" into tho limit i-
MUTT AND JEFF
MUTT, r JUST
Invested anothcr.
VotJ
thousand Bucks.
X BELIEVE. IN
AR
THROUGH ENTIRE U. S. A
in mi: rrup.
a proportion ol tin- crop to'
over-supplv in Ihe laijje Must-:
the ,,,, of the market, raising
adopted seems certain. There
of New York, Hoston and Chi
'
capita tliiin I lie people ol t leve-1
esseiiliallv, tliev know what 1 lie
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T.. ..II...I. .1 If tl. tl...,. nun. '
'
of the country have not been
. . , . . .1 .
in no, is to m-M-iop uiest ici
nse pour is, io a wtiiuii cxieni,
t lion im. under such eai er- !
lie tine Ol the most successllll 111 i
MEDFORD PEARS
the one Kreatesl need in th,.
" . - .
any extensive advertising enni-j
rented until a e,n,iKn ol!'
supply cf pears in this country
ill flu1 lli'llds of lho. American !
mi. I insistent siitry-CKt ion. inn
ho solicit illy; local pear u'l'DW
-
For a Very Worthy Cause
"DIDN'T X TfeLV-OU TO 1
sceK can Atuice eepoKc
it i
INUCSTet) ANOTrVcft
OO-GOMWA GST?
J Ntt.K(Li UnlM IMIWC3I LOMES MLOMO. t rl I WriAA UIU 1UU - - ' ' ' ' .v.v-i- -
it . . . . j ..r.rvi .. . . w-. . . i i . . i . - -r . v . . x . . i i TMru uai n i. xj T,miii.nk' J
nr: l'"w J '""-.uv. ,r iw vLv-- ' - V. &oot rALTr? ' (ftS
r rOti Ai.Tr ;;; 7 .-Ax3 r yisri cs
.j- i i. a1 . i 1 -ara . n ii i wtn t a. i f s s..
JinillioiiHire class. It Iihs worked
ne numerous iu iiieiiinm.
What has been (lone with
pears, not to such u Brent extent, perhaps, but certainly in the
saiiie direction.
in our opinion mini it
maximum po,sihililies of i!- pear iutliistrv will not be realized.
1
Personal Health Service
Ey WILLIAM BitADY, 1YL D.
8ik-iiad U-lti-rB irtaiMiK to ptrvonul liralth an- bttfit'iie, not to itLcu. diuKiiuMia ai
tri-atim-liC, will bv altnMVitl by Or. liraily II a alamll, M.lf-ud'lraNV.1 ciivriui la IK'kiii.
LrUi-ia ainuld Iw brlvl aitd rtttcn In Ink. owmn to rbe lt$ number of lcttra r
ttvr.1, only a ft-w can be aiiawnrwl hi-ra. No r'l fan t madt. to (jurrlHi not conlorni'
It.ir to I'tHtriK'tlona. Aildrfa Or. WllUani Itrady, in rare of Uiia nt?Wkpapr.
WHAT Wi: KNOW
Tie,' influeiin oiithrenki: at prH-as a noire, thouuh honestly, who !,),,,,! tlati ,Vllj( UU(
cm 1,'ivin',- some aiiyiety to the knows whether you would have! '.Meauwhlle. you mishl buy your
p.npie In various riots of the eei aped the seasickness UiH time s0)f H(llnH ..,( v.alerlroal, at p.-es-leounliy.
notably t'nlirnrnlii an. I even without, any treatment? Some j eIlt inaccessible, for lark of rail-
so in e of lug i'i"'Ms oyaners nave ,,J" ; loads and highways. Airplanes re
M.uthci n iitat.-s, nekeci for my iiictho,! of irevi nl-i K l:t.jlher.
are evidently not
the severe type of
d sea se that over-
whelmed the
eoiiiury In the
ureal epidemics' .
of ISIS and 1'JSU.
It is probably roll
at all. The pres-
an, 11i,iu,..i i ,, - ,,,
,. '...o,.. .
I fomo dangerous in any locality,
! Kroin all th- reliable information
i."'1 . ' " '
n,hI1K .e than an exiifiiioraied
view of the usual annual I'revn-
m A
a mm
53
" eon iii no Hi-mi law iiiiiu .' unman race and real estate values.
(common respiratory Infect on), preferab y cert f ed milk it that; xiilH writer Is able lo ail.iounee
I believe the doctors arc for the available. (that the - "National City Hank,
lime liehiK calllnn It flu iiiulnlj if ihe child dislikes milk, It l j c-rowd." headed by Chas. H. Mitch-
l eenusc patients, always Kliscep- not absolutely (..Ksenllal. KltK ell, propose Willi thulr new air- ;
lible lo KUKtcsllon from the news- yolk and any kind of Ire-h rnwj plane eompanv In develop conimer- i
liapcr stories, conn, to the dm'tors v,.k,.i,i,. ,- i ,.iih will supply . rl:t flying and, havlim put thelr
I'ouip'.iiln iik that liny bclicvo they u n. ncces.-ary vilam ns. I'd' nalld to the colltiol, they will not
have a touch of this flu. Vou ifaiiis under a year old. any fresh : llm back,
may not' underslnnd how this inn f,.,, juice or canned tomato or l:uy kooiI land oil lho Aliunde, !
lie, l.ti; if no, you've never prae-. rn-r- vegetable Juice, and a f rac-1 Pacine. or Cull' coasts and buy tie
Heed medicine, that's tdl. Iin uf ,t spiionful of cod liver j siiahlo flat hill lops on mountain
The health authorities are still u ilally. will insure adeiiuale.! tops. Klylr.T is here,
as helpless as''ever to ( ope with vitau.in rations. tinat's lo'll: is 4 1
real flu. of .-nurse." We know ,..lst en,,,! to cow's milk In!
no ' more about the nature oricveiy respect; rather preferable!
cause of that mysterious and let- f,-,,m the viewpoint of freedom,
.-It.lA iI'tkiiio limn We did Wlll'll ..... il...,.la 1 llll
the Kreat epidemic paralyzed the.
country. I
I A ccn.ration into we reennnizeil .
Mnf nonz-i in a specific dlsaie,
" 'i.--i..v .-
.ii..i....l-l.l l.ii,. Hum ..ml we lie
Unvi-d It was usually, if not al-
I ways, a respiratory Infection, re-
!p.ardless of the part of tlu body j Wjth piain common sense In
it Im t suffered the brunt of the just the riant proportion1. Un;
'attack. 1 recall that ono of the fl. 1IU buppincss t0 y0u. Miss
jcharai terlsllc reatcres or slana hy!;M. a., p..
i which the plus clan thiitiKiit.hu! Answer Whoop-ee!
'.mild dlslliiKU sh certain fin"" of
,(.umonia from influenza was nu
''""";e of ietico.-y.o-in,
It ia 1 nerea-ed number
tihat is
of white
blood corpuscles, in inf lucnr.n. in
old nary pnetimcinin there was it
maiked leuro; ytosls. Hes dea Us
dliiKnoj't'lc' slaniflcance, we n
sunud that this peculiurlty meant
tlmt Itut patient made a' feeble
fiKht; nK:inst influenza, as enm1
i pureti with tno way ino wm.n
ii-nllH recruited to battle the lll'i
All this, neem.i to nave neen it
wabbly aHU nipt Ion. At any rate,
one hciira no- more about it in
modern practice.
. .Not that .1 care a hoot whether
other doctors ever acknowled
my term., the crl, or whether they
ever neeepl my teach, iikh about,
it a Kd practical work.im nil
for the mnnaKement of such epi
demics. Hit, plea-e believe that
If ...... ,.. ..i.rtllla.ltf llf.Vf llll
' ' '
spray rane, eonversational or
longer rnn, (ihoirli da not
think any of my ne km hot- would
be Hlich a elouH least as to
eoutth or Mieezc upon ir.u when
he had crl.)
Our iKnorance of tho hpeclfie
ctiuse of real flit should oce.istoii
no more nnxle.y than does our
it.no ranee of th
nctuiil nature of
.what you and your doctor may
ltlr,. , ,.,,11 .,.m," or m.iy-
i ",n "srip." In any case Hie
public can do but one th Us: We
;,,,( stand our Kiouud and try
io dodKC th.1 spray.
)n:sTios AM) AN'!-wi:its.
Hon Voyuwe. .
I want' to tell you how very
fine ytmr reinedits fur KfitNiiktifMn
I returned from (lermany
recently. I took the tah.ets you
NiikeMted three times daily and
never wan seasirk. although we
l had a, veiy rotiKb sen for three
lays on this return voyage. This
was toy secund trip, on the first
liip I was pretty seasiek. I am
very thankful to you. t enjoyed
t Im cro.s t.K both ways wry much
indeed and never m'swed a meal,
thanks to your udviee. Mrs. N.ja speed boat, Mr. Coffin lias a name
ij. V. preserve of tiu.om, Acres, it o.
Am.--Well., we'll chalk U dnwiiistart nt three in tho moruitiK am-
KlD, X0NvT NCD OUR
ADUice tuKer4 am
OPPoRTUMtTV UK THIS
COMES AL0AJ&'. THIS
lNVesMCMT PAS 100
Per ccnt in Dvwidends .
ANNO A-UViJ
similur miracles in in Justrl.-s
pineapples, can be tlnne with
is none. am.
ai'f said above, tin
AHOIT TJil'. fl.f.
mini, nil. llll.l iri. vuj e
of them have ever reported vhat
icoilts they experienced fmni
Human nature remains about the
name.
M Ik for ( li blrcn.
Kindly prim the ainouiit of
mk ,y children aijed i yeats
, ,,,, lho. reuuir. d amount vl"1" 'MaS ; in one ; airplane
fj
.
.-htlilren anil doen
J.' .iiV "
w,nii. vitamins uh 'cow'h rullk ?
.'M,r ' . , v.,, I
dren from to in years of uiy-
i,oulil tuke not les than ono
As liiitiK As We IMeaM. the Ijnlicsi
I have used your dandruff treal"
mvnt. your corn cure, and your
. (), ). ointment with Kreaij
K1tisiaciu,n. 1 am ery K. a. ...,
.....i ..... ,...-.i... ... ,. ... I
, (,njy ylU1. ,lany ta.KS very much!""1 n" slss 'nspueu in tno junl,ie
:l find Ihe wit and humor mixed !
Dllle Co.)
rber's nolhin chean nlHiut lr.
Kresi;e when It ituiifs t' Junrt
Iki tin. I hain't seen a fat horse 1
sliHe tli breweries closed. j
(Copyright, John K. IHlle Co.) i
Brisbane'sToday
(Contlnued From Page One)
dovoloping this part of tho wonder
till coast of l.eorKin.
More, it 1 Jtist warm enough nnd
jmst cool enough hi winter, nevet
Ulicomfortnhly cold, never oppres
Hlvely hot. and thero arc nil klnth
of tlilntts to bo killed, if you ImppH.
lo be u "sportsman."
Twenty miles down the coast o
(hu tnitiumnd, miickiy reached will:
i (Copyright John I
I . . . J
1 Fw
II' '1
t?O0i..THAT'icSii I 6ou?ht some . r
! u'en' VurkeyL'4' There aVethav
i of der, wildcats, opossums. ceiSTi,
I lf ll. Pheasants and other game.
too busy thinking about something
else to build.
t lj the orean nif the lilanJs fish
:ret ",,ua,'"' 1""'lu1'"'"5
t tliat flent hunt alul iiiiimi Iia hr.
ooned from a "pulpit" built out
Tver the how of the boat.
At low lide this hcach. harJ
enouMh for automobile racluK, pre
aenta a perfect uliplane lunillnt;
Held SOU feet wide, five miles lonfr
aud Ihe inilet waters were niaile to
receive hypilroplaileK. .
In a short time commercial air
planes will brlliK passengers here
from New York in three hours, and
o;i to Palm Heauh and .M'iuini in
!lwo or three more Iioui'm. 1 If vim
What electric u ans))ortntion did
It-jiAir suiiurhs within Ho miles of big
I cities, llyinu machines will do for
j beautiful places within loin) or 2.-
" Kie.n pop.uaiion cen
: ters.
I On Friday o.- Saturilay. (lot 10
!yaars away, the father and mother
,wl a ween enii oo me ruciiu; coast.
8oa and daughter will tlv the other'
way Florida, or the linlf coast.'
And they will all meet III CliiciiK"
Hie followinK Monday.
Time nnd distaW have been an-1
nihllated. an exc-;ieiu thinn for die-:
Quill Points
The desire to kick the pants of
foolish and Joyous youth .isn't In-
spired by superiority, but by envy.
'ne cave man nail weaKnefses
""U!,ls a f'"ar 11,1,1 laslB l,,u" uur
day.
Ry nil means educate the R.H. ;
Homebody must qualify to do the
spelling for Hnanelal wizards who
(iroppeu out ai mc unir.n hi.uie.
Correct t!iis sentence.: "A pnts-
1 ln- Krade Is jjood enoiiuh." said
tthe parent, "ami you mustn't ne-
Kleet youe out-tloor play in order
to stud.."
Tho tjiiel dllferciicc be
tween ft pit (!!( link-i polfer
nnd n private club golfer
seems to he in the valst
ineusuii1.
The smaller apartments seem
jtoo expensive, but think how much
I you save l.y not haviiiK room fori
visithiK relatives.
So far ns tho o!d-t mer. nr?
1 concerned, the split In the ninth
' .n.in-. v,.,.i ... ,s 1 .1.
; yankce.
Amer cani-m: Keelinjr superior
o other nations been use fate Kae
1 us meh a bix npplc .wv can't!
f eat 1 be core. ' !
battleships are thoo things a
' conressmnn needs to pacify the
navy yard vtte In hi district,.
I sua 11. v yon oiui tell lust,
hy look hit; ut u oou pie, t ha t
(lt y would libe to call their
dumb maid a butler.
Another pood way t.i increase
best expansion is to Kd a job
that Rives ou nutlutrlty to hire
inO. Tire.
Ci.-ippc isn't like n bad cold,
ririppe '-s what you have if you
know you won't be docked for
.iine out.
Vou just think ihe play Isn't
riven I y the orlirin:.l N'W York
company hecaue you can't bnaj;-
.SL. 1
Rippling
Rhymes
Hy Wult Mason. t
TI?K A I'M.
The tinu- to do our Christniii8
whopping l.s drawing nearer
every diy; old Fath.r Time is
nimbly h"ipinu and vkipionn on
hit d.'-uin.-d way. We know we
.,hould an fitrih in kcjiiii, be
fore thf mlKhty tush inning we
kntiw, If we ran tlilt.k and rea
Mon. .b lay is -kissed with it-v-sin.
X-iw bi the utv
there' room t.i.i ei.-r from aisle
to ai.-ie, from place to place,
and it Is better far am! M.-eor
to .-hup where thous-ands do not
chase. Now we may take our
time and ponder on what lo buy
for I'm-le .lames, li.spe.-t the
slippers over yonder, and rubber
at the ipiiltin,' frames. Now we
may ask forf Information from
timilinu' ih-rk-H and ki replies,
and md st ir up their indiKna
tion as bein fresh nnd noxious
i;uys. Now every beaming clerk
evinces a wish to make our visit
Kay, and nil the genial mer
rhant princes have time tu smile
and way "(Joud day." We knew
all ibis, we know It's wiser to
Kfl our whopping done in time,
tu patronize' the advertiser be
fore the, Christmas snow and
rime. Tim jroods are In -the
stores appearing, we should be
jdioppinn tiuht away: but some
thftiK'ri always Interferini;, nnd
we pui. off the buying day.
"We'll surely do that slum to
morrow," we mutter, with a
riht good will, "e'en though v.e
have to hew or borrow the
wherewithal to pay the bill."
And so the wintry days yo winy
hltf, and we proerasllniile some
more; we wait till "lirislniaH
belks ate riiih'-ny before -we start
the ghastly chore. Then we are
cnueexed and crushed and har
ried, wr'i'n bruised from fet
locks to the dome, and all the
packnues we've carried are bust
ed when we net i hem home.
ln(1 NfW ylk yn,i;IV
ti,js' ,.u punk.
for any-
,.ni:,,. ,.i,-i i,n f..
r- al
a,VunIKM. she Jusi ;c'
10
strings of Iniitat on pearls for
t Christmas intcad of one.
rallU.: f)nco an office man not
the llf ernoon off ail(1 di(ln-t waste
jUo fn.Pnoon romv for it.
y Checked at
the start
RUB your chest
with Vicks before
your little cold gets BIG.
Vicks acts two ways at once
to check the cold and prevent
complications;
(1) It is vaporized by the heat
of the body and inhaled for
hours direct to the inflamed cir-
passages;
If 0 i,t, ,u v;,.
w " "V'r V- i '
like an old-fasmoned poultice.
"drawing out" tlia tightness
Dn.i a:n
ana pain.
7im Kjf a o m ? ii fi
Jinroprui:tK Naturopathy
Dr. H. P. Coleman
8th SorceHHfiil Year In Medford
Treatments by Appointment
: Medford Centsr Bldg. Phone 96S ;
KiftCtrorneranT Kood Science
Shop
In Comfcrt
rick out n box of clKnrs
fiom our new clean stocks
ami we will mall It anywhere
In the rolled Stales.
Now storks of Candles in
Irollor nmdes in fancy Rift
packages.
Hotel Medford
Cigar Stand
A. C. BEVAN, Prop.
- -
it
j. ......"J ' arm iiimwih
wr 1
iThe diamond r'.ng must
have a storm of umiuos-
Itioned ciuality. iMirchas
lny it hero assures an II
ex(iilsite r'nt? with a II
jewel of known value. jl
WnEPAimuG lis
vi MEOroRD.ORE
Notice Pj thians
Once a Pythian, always a
Pythian. There are many
true Pytliinns in Medford and
vicinity who are not affil
iated with Talisman Lodge.
Wo are requesting them to
communicate with C. K. JA
QUA, Mi West Jackson
Phone 11SS-W. or with J. V.
Wakefield, phone 17.
OANGE
Wednesday
AND
Saturday Nites
WALKER'S
MEDFORD'S NEWEST
PAVILION
ONYX
POINT EX
HOSIERY
For wonien......$1.95
lil
INSURANCE
First Insurance
Agency
A. L. HILL, Manager
Phone 105 . 30 N. Central
Medford, Oregon
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