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jidrmialnr Ttvprcaastatlfr
at. O. MOdKSRKN at OOUPANT i
. (J. MOuKNHEN OflUPANT
Offloaa In Ntw York, Gfalcaffo, Datrolt,
an rnaciaco, Loa Anffciaa, Seattia, ron j
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Ye Smudge Pot
Bf Arthur Perry
ThlH 1h the-neiiHon of tho year,
when plain und faney poverty pro
trude tho niOHt painfully, und
hc'ii-ph, who Hhoultl have remain
ed at homo, porwen empty khm
lankH. Furthermoi'e, they a r e
Klowly Htarvlnsr to death iirnontf
HtranfeerH, InKtoad of a m diik
' frlendn.
Several OHteoputhH and . ehlro
praetorH ut tended the wrcntlinK
mateh last eve KetliiiK IdeaK on
new holitH, for the cure of eohlH.
It won agreed that the one, whern
by the opponent is gently Iwlxtcd
into tho outllncH of u pretzel,
ouKht to euro tmmethliw.
TIIK EXriTAIlMMIYSHlAN
(OreKoniHn)
Dr. Jit in uh T. Kook, a
nelKhhor, heard the HhotH and
the Hcreanm of Mr. HurHhaw,
but thoufcht It wtiH iwdhinx
HeriouH.
rietrh Ktnut, the driiKKiat, hat
tho flue. He nhould holnt him
self on hlfl own petardn.
- Many of the CaliiheviklK are
wearing two pair of Hoekn, whero
only ono Hhowed before.
LuHt week wtm Safety Educa
tion week. The Portland chief
of police uromi from a Hick hed,
to -write it letter to tho papers,
ndtnoniHhlnn; auto drivcrn not to
tako any chnnceu,
('nmplalnt hat-, been filed nKulmtt
Diiutll. boy HhoolltiK woodpcktu'H,
h'ith alr-RUiiH. No. hoy hunter,
to date, ban mlntakcn his Taw for
tt deer.
.lade huM been found In linker
rounty. Jade in what (')ilueno
innmlariiiH Rive Kuropeah IihIIch,
In (heir aly Oriental manner, und
what the women folk wear nn
their little fli.Kei'H, if they are Rood
brldRO pluyei-s. A Jade necklace
In moro tu he denired than a red
J'nckard enupe. If the Judo tie
ponlt hud not been located in
linker county. It would have been
found 1 1 miles northeast f .lack
Honvllle, by a miner squat ted on
u Nash Hotel radiator.
G. WafthinRton M add ox, tho em
inent Methodist and nhinnloRlMt,
was accused yesterday of dropplntr
a pants button, in the collection
, box, and taking out .30 cents In
rhfliiRe. Tho accusation caused
Mr. Mnddox to flounce out of the
i barber Hhop In IiIrIi tludRcun,
'A Hon picture is on display at
tho G. Hunt niHRic lantern show.
Cannibals und natives wilder than
farmers, because they can Ret no
CoiiRresslonul relief, are depicted
mnokjnR pipes and cigarettes with
Rrent' rumIo. None of tho unciv
ilized wretches are chewing to
bacco. Prehistoric football photos show
a. numbers of hustlers for the cMe.
ffoua. in murderous, and other
nioJrni. :
Win Crowson reports that he Is
still dlsposliiR of chocolates lu 5
pound lotH to young men, disput
ing the dgareto ad, which usserls
that women, have lost their sweet
molar.
Robins tire on iho fence posts
In the Applegate, prHctk-tttg the
fct'thig carols they- wilt wurhle lu
front of the Tub. Lib. sturtliiR
vAirl 6th next. It has always
been the notion nround hero that
-the robins, skinned out for Cali
fornia right after the county fair.
O'hey do nothing of tho kind.
Jay, Gore has planted Voo acres
of wheat, which will not he worth
threshing next full,
'--v. Tho leglshaure convenes . next
month; and to dat, no steps have
hvi-n taken to avert It.
'lletow Is printed u poem about
a dog. taking a snoozo lit front
of the fireplace.
A fleck on tho gray of the hearth
rug; ' A stretching of dainty bronxo
paws;
A -yawn and a curling together
In a ball of beautiful floss!
A glint of the fire that is burning
With little snaps of flume;
A glint and the -picture Is painted
v In linos all fair with famof
' There Is nothing wrong xvlih
the poem, hut In real life, Xiuma
raps Uie dog In a tender hp c-with
a shovel, and desires to know
what It meenH, by bringing fleas
Into the house.
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lTDipqua (iroiintls- nround Thtip
fua river lkht Iiouho stalton to b
iuprovd. -.-.
KINO GEORGE AND THE PRINCE OF WALES
WHILE Kinjf lieorjie may
lillle liUelilinml tluit tin
! .resent Illness. l-or several VenrS the KillJ JlllS tiSffrdm
' u ii'i.ll (iiiiii ui.l ,1.1 ,. 1. f
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iiiimii ,iui-u iiiiiu in ins
even if l'iiujly ernninered, emi
King a confirmed, anil mure or
1 "mess ne lormauy rei uses
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i : ,,liu;iliii Hi,. ,.n r,..l' ,1m'.
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r.iiner as Kind r.dtfiirtl the
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; '.'o'.v i nc i.nii y Tviui-r tvui
jlijatiniiK of Iho ruler of t lit J frit
And liow lie dreads it! Jt
Kcveral years tin; mw.avX of
ocen the IViuec of W ales inglitmnrc. It lias even been ru-
morua tliat he would aiKUcate
throne.
Had lie considered only his personal ineliinitions, no tluubti
would have taken this action ere this. Jiut not onlv would
1 lit a i ,i
lie would have taken tlll-S avium
iKliell stei) luive iiiennt ji defiiiiti'
I i- a .i i i i
renin liltinn nf the chief article
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Ahove all else, the J'rnice ol
:)ing a good sport ami ail a liberal interpretation of tliat term
involves, lie could not nhdieate without laying himself open to
: the charge of being a "quitter" and shirking the responsibili
ties which his position pi need upon him. So much as he ab-
horrcd tho idea of ascending the liritish throne, he refused t
: take the only action that would prevent if, and went on his wy,
doing the things he liked to do, and hoping agninst hope that
something might intervcnt to prevent what now seems certain,
and what he considers such a tragedy.
And only those who understand tit" political ami social con
ditions in Knglaud, and the revolutionary changes that have
taken place in the present generation, can understand 1hc
I'rince of Wales' altitude. Added to this, in Prince Kd wards'
case, has been his family environment.
While King d'eorge lias developed from; an unpopular mon
arch lo one. generally esteemed anil respecled, it is pretty gen
erally known he has never enjoyed being King of Knglaud.
He has performed the duties of his exulted office with skill and
extreme conscientiousness, hut his heart has never been in it.
Ah King, the J'rince of Wales would enjoy a personal, popu
larity never attained by his father. It is probable the responsi
bilities of tho position would develop him, as they did his grand
father whom in many ways lie resembles, but subconsciously he
he regards the occupancy of the throne from his father's stand
point. Moreover, this king business is about played out. Only
in (ireat .Britain has it any genuine standing, and even there, in
spite of the pleasant fiction about unofficial power, the King
remains essentially u figurehead.
Once upon tins throne thu Prince of Wales would neve;'
again be able to call an hour his own. lie would literally be the
servant of the British people, including the dominant politi
cians." No more lion hunting, no more polo, no more all-night dances,
no more fox hunting at least not the kind the I'rince has en
joyedand, even more important, no more freedom ami privi
leges. or bachelorhood.
Day after day he would be presented with his program
laying a corner stone here, attending a country fair there, driv;
iug iu state somewhere else the deadly drudgery of a fiUde
and ostentatious routine!
Knowing the conditions, one can hardly blame the" Prince.
Who in his position would want the job?
Anil yet unless the unexpected happens he will soon be
forced to take it.
I Tow times have changed! lie will take it as a martyr and
with tlu? firm conviction that he will go down in history as the
last of the British Kings. N
An Ohio woman shot her husband, thinking him u burglar.
Now it she would shoot a burglar, thinking him her husband,
that would be news.
Yes, it's a feminine age. hizies everywhere, three Hut lis in
Congress ami the cars run by Ethyl: (And we don't get a cent,
ftir the advertising).
So many words have u double meaning. 'It," for example,
may mean sex appeal or a new infant.
Another good way to enjoy solitude is. to get the habit of de
scribing your symptoniH.
Short romance; A mo, Kgo;
MUTT AND JEFF
TO MAKC rAUTT THlMK X'U
MfttC A CLEAN-UP IN WALI,
5TftecT; x Sot- a PHongv
FlW SPOT TO liGHT fVf
C'.SA VviVrri T Lww i
Almost as &cwutMfc As
WS
600t OMe IM rAV RIGHT
HAUt, wHick All THAT
5TAMDT, BCTUICeM fAC AMti
PoueRXV.
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Jive for some time, there is very
will avni. full,' ytttnr fc.tn liiu
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j'ii. iiiii.riiiu, niiuiMi, i", tin- uin
l'...l... I.-!.... 1,1 1 .1. I'll
miner, rv in i.nvviiru me 1 1,
seareely fail to leave the present
less helpless, invalid.
therefore, it is certain
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to aeeept tile resioiisilnli'K ol
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f tlio IVi.,.-,. ,,r U',.l,.u ,
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III, or as the central liirure ol
i .i i f
-sonii nssuine uie eares ami on
is). Kiiipirc.
is no longer a seeret, tliat for
lieeoiriing King of Knglaml Iiuk
and renounce jiJI rights to the
t ii i ii
ere this. Jillt not only WillId
lii-enk with hiu ninthcr hut tlw:the fact van estuhliffhed
f i . . i
(A lnu Kiiere.1 ttorsomil enIe
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Wales jnde.s himself upon be-
Heno!
Five Bucks Is a Big Chunk of Dough These
V AWLL.MUTT. lUALL STBT N I OF C0",.?S T'i A C50OQ I MUH1 l'U NAD r tfH MuiT Be FILTHV I 1 7T 1 '
WLL . MUTT, UALI.
I HAS BetcJ M0R THAN 600t FUG 5 PoTl r CAN'T TERiil&L MISTAriei i I WITH M0WV. I'LL .jJftJVJHAT Mlillllil ,
HAi Bfr-tl rVlOSS THAW GOOb
M to Mel r'M Rick, Wt i RICH.'! sTV V S T. J I HIM FoR FiFTl. J THl5? fm' , U
f rAV ADDRCSS THIS 'tUIMffK! J V WHAI T. ? V J VGtJCO Fil SpoT. C r- C , , IV LIT 1r . M
to Mel t'M Rich.
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WILL B PA.LNV QeACH
AMT HAVANA'.
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Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY, 1YL D.
I Slpied letter, pertaining- to personal
we.iinem. 'u w .m.ei uj ..r. orsnjr ii
Ulirri tnuuiti im une, hihi wiiurii in uiK.
Willi, UPil, l' .""nn. Il.r,.
i t,.t to iu.tnK Uona.
A'klrrha Or. Wdliei.
Till: KING'S
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Alimit with several oilier iliy-
.'Miflmix who hail hern consulted I
wu citlu-il tu. le-stify In u .murder " eaiurrni tho truuliltt lu stat-
trial. Tln vletlin hatl received u'leied iliroutrh both Iuiiks uli'l
', trial
,.t..... nr. ,i.n v..n,i
with u hfiivy Uu-t"''"vo "r neriflcm oxyK'-nutiuu,
pl-n.(-ni which ,,II,t nit-fi c-l.-ar fomUanscd cni air
n-mlercul him n- i "I'Kht to ho ih first. uU In filth
(iniKcinuM fnr hv- en!s , Vet I In lieve nice, clnir
rul dnyH Itc-fort- citmlrnm-H cold air la tlio rutin;
ho difd. I did wwii Mul in I o h a r pneumotilu
not litar the other "'unk' lYvor"), and the nearem
il n c t o i'n tftify.jliprimcli I cuu nmkfi tq an ex
)ut I I man i n o'plnnation lor my ijuocr folhlo i
they looked JuHtt I fancy Ihere is eometliini? in
as foolish an I tlea r cold OlfV'tS outdoor air that
f n
did to the jury, winch wan of the! the body require for thu chtuoru
avoniKe IntelllKPnc. The defense ' Hon of tho antitoxin It must have
j liar lawyor mudv it only too
apparftit to the aatntn Jury thai toxin (the polnon of pneumococ
I had not been quite certain ouhi.
i wneiner tn paiicnt una a irac- i - imiik, uku nir-uuum u-
i.uie of tli baxe of the-Hkull until'ler. i:nd like most HUfferers from
at the
autopsy. I (suppose all the other
doctoiH were equally infoinpetfiit, haldit in recent yearn. For ln
in tho eyes of tho jury, and the;ntanco. whenever he travelled by
Inference, you see, was that the
poor man might havo been saved palnn to keep the temperature and
if there had been a capable doc- humidity In the royal train just t
tor on bund, mo the only course ; no. ln Osier hurt no such cod
for the jury was to let the mur- IdlliiR, but ho did become some-.
dorer off. Kilher the defense af- wliuL peevish in his later years!
torney was skilful enough, or the at Oxford, abotit the chilly lecture I
pronecutor was weuk enough to room in the rawness of the wea-:
prevent any elucidation of the ' ther, when he made an autoino-;
fact thi no human skill war-. bile journey.
rants an absolutely positive dlag-; Whether it he causo or effect I
minis of fracture of the base of; cannot tell: but there is something
jthe skull in the majority of such
jca-nes. put It to yourself this way:
' If you are aroused from slumber
on a very dark night by a com-( hoiiic. tender, childlike simplicity
motion In the hen house, nnd you1 goes with the condition. 1 wish
notice a very dark man hurrying some gotl psychologist would ex
down the street with a large sack plain this, in ideas and not just
over hlx shoulder are you Justi-' overpowering words. "Whatever it
fled in potting the man? That may be. King (ieorge Is no ex
might seem tho plausible thing to cepiion, for the kindly personality
tio. Din n you follow impulse like und great modesty of this good ,
that you are an unsafe citizen, jman havo made for him a place news is postoff Ice airplane devel
To my semi-cynical mind tho in tho hearts of the American ! opment, for which. Postmaster Con
King's' illness presented a tough people, such us few oilier royal) erul New deserves thanks. The
diagnoRth prohhwn lo his physic-1 H.l t40nages have had. All our j New York 5 cent rate on air letters
itiiis, and short of making a frank , hopes and sympathies on till , has increased the service enor
avowal of their puzzlement In the Df the bonier havo joined mcinly. The so-called "postof fire
bulletins given out, they displayed i wmv thiiKo of tho Canadian peo- loss" means nothing. Whether the
good Judgment throughout the ill-jn the nrnver. Ijinir live the! people pay that money to the nost-
ness, I think. It would not do to
m-ii .on iniMuuH m iii!-!) piinuc ion'.
tho doctors in attendance were
even slightly muddled.
At that, it would make no par-j
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ment Is concerned, nor would it
alter the prognosis, if the doctors
were able to make a positive diag
nosis of either lobar or broncho
pneumonia. The King has long suffered from
chronic bronchitis. This is Uie
lanilliar "winter cough"' of many
middle-aged "and elderly persons.
Aside from converting the suf
ferer Into a valetudinarian, and
too often a misguided une, tllia
chronic bronchitis Is not a seriqits
Illness a ml rarely leads to any
serious Illness. Jiut perhaps imo
with an existing bronchitis is more
likely to have hroncho-pnoumoni..
than a normal individual Is. ISrou-cho-pnetimonki
is otherwise known
as "catarrhal" pneumonia, if any
body knows what that means, tuid
was once ealted "suffocative ca
tarrh," but more latterly 'capil
lary bronchitis. ' It develops .in
sidiously or without abrupt on
set, often ns a consequence of.
acute bronchitis, and Is a fre
quent complication of measles,
diphtheria and other acuto fevers
In childhood, Knfeebled elderly
persons seem to regain a childlike
tendency to have broncho-pneu-1
monia. rather than
lobar pneu-
monla. which In th "lnni rev
of vigorous adults, with Iim nii.L 1
den onset with Vhlll, high fever,
poisoned heart ( pneumonia germ
toxin), typical course of nine or
ten days, and "crisis" or sudden
fall of fever nnd comparative re
lief and safety.
The bulletins from tho king's
bedsldo dwe.lt on the falling heart.
That would point toward lobar
pneumonia; though even a royal
mon. everyday heart disease such !
us you ami l might have, and such I
a heart would fall or tire early in
the course of even mild broncho
pneumonia.
Tho reason why I think I should 1
not. care, ii
I Were thO patient,
whether I had broncho-pneumonia
to mini n-.K.i .nielli. n..iu i, in
lobar pneumonia. Is
mat ones cnances oi ninuing a
good recovery are about even to-numt w(n Ket arouni ltl hlm'event
day. If I could have the cold nHy If ho wakes up and Insists
open air treatment, I'd prefer lo- oll
bar pneumonia, but there arc so M
few good doctors who would glvo
fellow this boon, especially it
I u fellow's friends or grundmothcrsj h.:t,l4S, The average American
(betrayed any horror about it. (spent for postage ?5.ll. total re-1
I This is a little strangle, too. and'colpts $.!.1.taU..Jl. The imKrtnut I
STPCCT
in. RICK;.,
LUIMTIQ
.A-rt v- haVV,. -ri fesli A r i
health air! y.-lin.. not to iliaeau dla(noala or
a .iarniu, eeiLauurt-aaeq .i.vriuj,. a erclMeil.
uwi
if'IC to th larae number of letter re.
No renlr fun be liimle to uuerie. tint ,..nln...
Hn,iJ,,in mra ol Una newkpaH-r.
1I,I.IS.
o
J I uin at u loss to explain it.
for
1,1 liri'iiiho-pneumiinla I'sufim-a-
there Is leuiullv morn nr evi.
to win tho battle with pneumo-
rhronlc hrom-hliiK or "winter
couKh,'
had acciuied rather finieal
rail his attendants were at great
about the personality of chronic
..bronchitis subjects that appeals to
the affections. H is as though
KinK.
I'll bet whoever succeeds Me-
I - : I
! ,fCW- aV- I
Ltiiv & llaugen 'II chuck, th' l'lrmlkut only works a week or two."
no.,,.,., n don't take, lorn? C dc-i Native labor says, quite naturally,
twtr rnii eunilocntoi.
scotch, nut it liaic t wait around
till a load o' censored honks burn
ed up.
Brisbane'sToday
(Continued From Page One)
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to
make up for lost time.
And the
Canadian wheat pool is a reat and
Bm ---"- "'"'8 I"".
Some of Canada's ideas would he !
called paternalism, even half-way
hnlMllovtwin hum Tblu (Tun. ft-v Ii:
bolshovlsm here.
Rn illlttv I -Ink hi it nflnr Ihu PVcoii.
tftmHl maII( the biK ft;low at the
01, . .... tile ntteol on is Inlr over !
fm. lhH wnmn ,.. lint e.wrn.
Postmaster tJeneral Xew's report
shows a post office deficit of
Days
Rippling
Rhymes
' fly Walt Mason.
TIIK OKriCK 1IA1IIT.
The notttry and parish rec
tor havo often said, 'Jerchoo!
You ought to run for wood inspector-
we need such men as
you. &o many ten-cent men
are chosen for office, here and
.here, the souls of thinking men
are frown by sorrow and de
spair. Wo need good men for
public places, the best men we
can find, true men who have
the moral grades, who are of
cultured mind. W need a
man for wood inspector who
not a tinhorn skate," declared
the notary and rector, "so bo
a candidate." And I reply,
"I'm much affected by your
kind words of cheer and I'd
consent to be elected but for
one ghastly fear. If I could
serve one term, my musters,
and then in peace retire', into
the ring I'd shy fwo casters,
and run with pep nnd fire.
The trust is great and I might
grab it, resolved to do my best;
lut much I fear the office habit
which makes of men a jest. It
seems to me that having tasted
nn office, small or great, man's
energy's thereafter wasted as
chronic candidate. You seldom
see him prompt and willing to
take up old time chores; he
doesn't like to earn a shilling
by painting cellar doors. He'd
rather chase the village bump
kins, where but one grew of
old. I fear if I were oncn
elected I'd be like the rest, my
hoe and spndc would be re
jected, sane labors ld detest.
Aly bucksaw would be bunging
rusty, my other tools laid down,
and I'd be chasing tired and
dusty, the voters through tho
town."
; oinco lor stamps or pny it iu taxes
makes no difference.
I w.u:U(Su nainuer oi LiUiiiniuiue
has uV voted three days to the ques
! tiou of uircrnl t manufacture, while
j Chicago offered an admirable air-
ship exposition, including the new
motiei U(. i ne im raso, lexas.
Chamber of Commerce sent a fly-
;lng machine lo Mexico to congratu
late the new president on his in-
angulation, expressing friendship
and a desire to do business.
Flying machines will soon ho as
important to travel and commerce
as railroads are now and as stage
coaches once were. Chambers of
commerce that are wise will Inter
est tliemselvsin aviation in which,
hv the way, the chamber of com
merce of Seattle specializes more
intensely than any other chamber
in the country.
Amerlcan owners of "concessions
in Colombia" are indignant because
native labor, rebelling, destroys
property ami menaces life. Native
labor should not do that, but il has
a grievance. Colombian law says
"regular employes must he insured
against accident by their employ
ers." American conceHsionaves em
n'"v much transient labor and say,
we cant afford to Insure a man
i "We can t afford to have a hand cut
off without compensation
short job."
California could solve that prob
lem, in California you insure all
your workers, paying insurance
based on the amount of your pay
' roll at the end of a year. Thus
j transient employes cost no mote
: for insurance than regular em
ployes. ,
Gentlemen with stores of liquor
put away in cellars arrange trap
guns so that burglars will get bul
lets in place of whiskey. That's
an old idea. The new Idea conies
from Houston. Texas. A prohtbl-'
tiou agent, descending Into the se-!
rral r;,va n a t lut . lli.r- i,tarfii-l a I
nia trim ntwl rfioil Hia m-.tto nf I
warning saved the lives of three
roniiuin nnR. w in hnnti v ret red '
Kootleggin-i; ftus become a science, i
a marvelous university for the de-
vciopment or criminals.
Oregtin Weather.
Oregon: Uain west and local
snows and ruins east portion to-
night and Wednesday; moderate j
temperature. Southerly gales, onj
the const.
asnAr m-m I : l?T
Quill PointSt
True "Jefjfersoulan aimplieity" in j
the 'We ll"i.e doubtless would
ron.Hliuwi uiioimug a vuiiiiii'iu y
low pooeti.
Mimrle ghouls situation In brief:
Vou mustn't milk your own cow if
your ueiKhlior wishes to sell you
milk.
If burdi'iis develop ehunicti'r, pos-;
terily will set another creul bene
fit from these bond Issues.
You ran live longer on a diet of
spinach and rod liver oil, if you
call that living.
Science knows everything ex
cept why the kind of people
who borrow books always have
dirty thumbs.
! Fine example, of educated and
! honest man: A modern who really
has read Walt Whitman and calls
his stuff rot.
Derbies are trying to stage their
comeback too late. What wilh un
breakable windshields, ear protec
tion isn't necessary.
Americanism: Ciolng In debt to
buy her u diamond ring so her girl
friends will think she caught it rich
one.
Ho, hum! Nothing much to do at
the short session hut provide for
everlasting peace and a flock of
cruisers.
Only a few writers make the high
brow mugaidnes. No ordinary scribe
can discuss obvious things in such
a solemn way.
Wealth isn't everything. The
richest maiden on our street has u
pimple on her nose every time she
has a heavy date.
Nothing Is perfect. You nev
er saw a skinny woman who
was a good cook.
Don't blame the author if the
story has a queer ending. The edi
tor cut out the last part to make It
fit the advertising.
Old Job's caso might have been
worse. Suppose there had been a
lot of little jobs to divide among his
political supporters.
Note to Europe: Why get sore?
i When -Mr. Coolldge said we would
only do what you would do if you
had our chance, maybe he was
speaking of philanthrophy.
Correct this sentence:' "When at
last we make up," said the wife,
"each of us can take the blame
without starting another
ment."
argu-
ID
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OFF LONG BEACH
SAN PRDItO, Cal., Dec. 11.- (P)
The t'nlted States coast guard told
the Associated Press today that
five men were known to have
drowned when the fishing barge
"ltlue Wea" sank in a heavy gale
off Long Beach. Cal., Inst night.
Two coast guard cutters wore
dispatched to the position at which
the barge has been anchored 11
miles offshore near Long ltench,
front which patrons were trans
ferred to the Monfaloone, gambling
ship, when It was reported to coast
guard headquarters that the barge (
had sunk. .
TIUH'Bl.KSOMrc HACKING
cor;HK STOPPKI
CouKhing is often due to nn
irritation of the throat that per
sistent hacking only makes
worse. To slop It at once, hold
for a time a dose of Foley's
Honey and Tar Compound low
in the throat, as for n Kargle.
then swallow. This puts tho
healing, soothing qualities of
Foley's Honey and Tar Com
pound In direct contaof with the
irritated surfaces, and relief is
Immediate, Try it. For sale by
J arm in & Woods Drug Store.
It pullets are slow, in slurlinx ( '
lay, u light feed (it moist mash
given daily will be liepnil, espe-
inllv If "liH is wixru witn iimik.
-iSpeedft Relief
for Sore Throat
Saf) Prescription Requires No
Gargling
No loncer Is II neiessaiy lo Kur-
Kle nr to ehoke with nasty tasting
patent medicines or Burgles lo re-
lieve sore throat. Now you tan get
almost instant relief Willi one swat
low by a famous doctor's prescrip
tion tailed Thoxine. It litis a dou
j lili jtction, relieves the " serenes::
'and goes direct to the internal
cause not reached by gargles,
salves, and patent medicines.
I Thoxine does not contain iron,
j chlorolorin or dope, is pleasant- ,
i instill.'', harmless and safe lor the
: whole family. Also excellent for
! coughs; stops them almost luslant-
ly. Quick relief guaranteed or you;
'money hack. :t.rc, tine, and Sl.tlO.
Sold by Heath s and all oilier good
I di uk stores.
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Christinas Cards .
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Notice Pythians
Once a Pythian, always a
Pythian. There are many
true Pythians In Medford and
vicinity who are not affil
iated with Talisman Ixidge.
We are requesting them to
communicate with. C. E. JA
QUA, 504 West Jackson.
Phone 115S-W, or with J. W.
Wakefield, phone 17.'
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