rXQE FOUR
MTCDFOTID MATT. TKTBUNE, MEDFOTCD, ORE(iONT, MONDAY, DECEMBER 10, 192K.
Medford m ail tribune
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EOBEHT W. BUHL, Edller
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Uy Carrlar, In Advance In atedford, Aab
land, Jer-kaontllle, Central Point, ftiotoll,
Talent. Uold Hill and on rjlgb.aya:
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tally! witbout builuy. nionu IOK1 piirpnsi. .
Si!'' VtJdlT'"''.'.'. roo ' ,'"Nt 'o'',,'"-s'i 'ho seeuring of the furTdamental faets re
aii tarma. eaab in idtanoa. Igarding this southern seetion of the western hemisphere, po-
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Advertlalnr Renrvamtatlvea
U. O. UOOKNSKN A OOUCANT
Office: la New York. Chicago, Detroit,
Ban Francleco, Loa Augalaa, Beattla, Port-
Ye Smudge Pot
Br ArthoF Perry
The government Unn rterlnred
tvar on the nurcotlc pvM, which
i fully covered by the Htm-irion
Drug Act. Unlike the VolHteaU
Act, the t'liforcement of the Har
rison Act, rcates no political hy
pocrisy, ho nothlnff much is over
tlone about It. Nobody ever runs
for constable or the IcRfHlnturo, on
the KroumlH,' that ho 1h opposed
to the uhq. of cocaine. There are
breweries In the basements, hut
no opium dens.
It will noon be Christmas, and
10 days later, ffais will np'tr in
their spring hats.
The citizen who started to starve
a cold, has left for Armenia,
Humdingers, Inc., with a mania
for saying "vlsualissc," have trans
ferred their vocal efforts to "en
vision." The Krophy boy who went to
Canada for some cows 4for the
Mornnj, boyH, has returned, wllh
nothing but t ho cows.
YeRterduy w'tis n balmy day, and
tboro was'a general gathering of
the Yuletlde tree, hauled In on the
front of the family uuto. Occas
ionally the tree would bo lushed
to the rvd of the cur, In such
a manner, ns no to completely ob
scure the view of tho driver.
Several of (lie very young men
ore filled With tho une to work,
and this generally lasts until they
get out of high school.
If the present rain keeps up for
a month, the farmers will not he
ahlo to nlU'Ko It Ih too dry ( too
plow.
Sam Kozer, one of tho lending
habits of this state, has been halt
ed for driving with a bum light.
. One of the girls, ho told to put
on her stockings, lust Numnier, told
tlH- traffic officer. :
Several smart looking couples
have laid themselves liable lo shlv
urees. The accuracy of the Oregon
presH Is Increasing, Window un
veiling is widespread throughout
tho stute, and not onco has It boeif
spelled widow.
Vou Do, Hut Don't
(Health, Bulletin) .
Take plenty of exercise nnrt
avoid fatigue. .
Keep habitations well ven
tlluted and avoid drafts.
Don't overeat.
Don't cut down diet to the
point of lowering your resist
on ee.
The OAC. alias OSC, footbnll
players -returned from New York
wearing derby hats. The idea will
probably spread. The derby hat
Is not much of n hat, hut It Is
better thnn' no hat, rtt all.'
Algerian cats are now all the
rage. The Algerian cat has the
fuclal expression of a wildcat, with
none of his wlldness. They cost
$2C0, and uro valueless, when the
assessor culls, like the costly Pers
ian cats of this vicinity..
THK COM!I.KTnAVI..OVT
Kansas City Star)
Hut this, you say, Is treating
women like children, and so It
is in pouucai Bcienco tney are.
children, save for un exception
here and (hero, nnd there Is no
other way to treat them. Like
children tlw have. In tho cam
paign just ciosed, exhuusted the
patience, of their men folks. Mas
culine aggravation reached Its cli
max on prohibition.' As lovely
and ns Indispensable as she Is In
every other particular the woman
from home Is man's depsalr polit
ically an actual peril at this time
id honest and Just government.
l!oK ''lntl llmly.
KSTACAIM. Ore, Deo. 10.
S Hoys plnylnK on n ruft ycslonlny
kuw I he lioily of a man on tho'
ClfU'lfHmnn river bottom nnd wlu-n !
rncovored, It wna . t(Hnttf led na
that of A. H. Ixvxv, Michigan i
lumberman, who (llmippcarod Inxt j
November from tho .Multnomah
Amateur Athletic club In Tort
land. A flh line enuRht In hla
iliithltiK led to the theory that he
fell Into tho water while flahlnR.
I lip "Speaker" Sol.
NEW VOllK, eo. (An Wo.
men ntnrt to out-talk men early.
Tenta made by n member of the
faculty nf Columbia on klndergnr
ton pupllH .how tho glrla do two
thirds, of the ronvcrantlon, whether
their-' parent, nr. trom ca.t sldo
or weal aid..
THE PAN-AMERICAN CONFERENCE
THE PutvAmcricnn Conference which opens in Washington
today promises to bo a production of Hamlet with Hamlet
j left Out.
. 1 '
i'Or J rehi(tentelfC't JlOOVlT Will Hot lie there, Ulllt Without
. . - . . , . , tit i
linn, any far-reaehing commitments are improtialile.
Ah has been frequently pointed out, Mr. Hoover is esuen- j
.... itiiilly an engineer. lie would
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mental fuels, than he would eonsider building a bridge without
.
lllt'lll.
This present trip to South America had undoubtedly a two-1
ililieal, raeial and eennomie and :
Secoiul, the seeuring of n rest and breathing-space, during
which he can prepare himself physically for the intensive work
1)('''orc ,liln' "n1 "ls0 '''cide, free
port unities of office seekers, upon
There is every reason to believe that when J'residcnt-cleet
Hoover returns, he will have accomplished these two major pur
poses of his South Ailiericiin tour.
That lie will keep in close touch with the Washington con.
fcrencc is certain, but that this conference will determine the
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;t" liinic poin:tv ui im- ii.iiiivii niiiiiiinnci uliuii lunimi oimiiii iiuci-
ica, is not likely in i act, one
will not be done.
MR. HOOVER'S FUTURE
IT is inlcrfsting to note in this direction, that when Mr. Hoo
ver completes this South Americnn tour he will have a per
sonal knowledge of every important -section of the world every
important section ns far as the
arc concerned.
He already knows Kurope,
probahly no other American knows it. His knowledge of ('hina
and tho Far Kast rests upon many years of residence and work
in that section of the world. And when he returns to "Wash
ington, he will have added the western hemisphere to this list.
Certainly no President in American history will be as well
fitted to intelligently direct the
as lie will be. .':
When a foreign problem presents itself. President Hoover
will Tint luivp tit flin.ftnrl in. mi
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his own "expert, he will have
l.oi-i. Ilu fimfi. lint l,unr in.,n
tact.
And what is true of foreign
ether departments of the forthcoming administration. Mr. Hoo-
ver is not only gmntrln he his
l.tniMilK' Mm r....rnl niiimi irni nf
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department Or that, hilt ill ALIj
Here will undoubtedly lie
of the Hoover administration. 1 Tin strength will consist of uu-ibcy must get into bed at a mis-; ilm'iir slumps an panics, -i fin
.livill respoiiRibility nnd ijHUU'ecoUentetl ulministn.tive offi-1 -""y '.our nights, and ,,u : ;,1';1
cil'lisy : the Weakness Will consist of the f'XCOKsivc 1111(1 Ulirelit'Vetl . Ur. Knopf docs cite some other i t'day. In tcllln' iibout lils wile's
Wdimawliitih intiHt rest upoa the
Jt will not he Itmtr, tor cxiiinple, betnre the IJeitioeriitie op. (
position in the ConK,.ess l.eins talki.iR ..boiit " lloss" nnd ' W I
Hoover. As mistakes oeeur. and jnibtakes in any human or-;
, -a niiit inn urn iiievii ahli thov
'
subordinate mistakes, they will, by the very nature ot tintifrs,
be Hoover mistakes.
As President, Mr. Hoover
charges alone. Sotmer or later
practically alone.
Can lie win, against Hue.h odds? This is a very momentous
Uestion. And the answer, to our mind, depends very largely!
r i .
iipon the mntter or physiciil iitiiess. .
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Mr. Hoover j, voluntarily iissn.nW'tl.e role of n modern I
Atlns. Not from liny motives of personal ambition, not from :
urging of pride or passion for power, but simply and 'solely ,
beoauso. with his eharneter and theory 'of coverinnetit, sueh a l
, . . -it
role eannot ne avoided.
If his strength is snfi'ieient, we are convinced ho will win, their incipioney, when the nut
that he will not only prove to bo a great President, but a roa... j ,m!XTy-,,m5e7.1Ku:
ably popular one. Hut sheer
enough. ' There must be political .skill, 1 a certain amount, of
praetieal adroitness and ( legitimate manipulation to rein
force it.
So here ono comes to the neid test. ' There is no doubt in our
mind that Mr. Hoover will prove to le a great statesman,! hut
will he prove to he sufficiently great that is sufficiently re
sourcefulas a practical politician? l
Tho correct answer to this, only tit1 future can disclose.
If Mr. Kflsito.) returns to the nuUimobile industry, we ven
ture to say tho way a car runs will not bo printed over his signa
ture. '
MUTT AND JEFF
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7 NOM0B VNIU.-CAT TlSmiGv,.SrD H6AT. OF "THe jFFi j FF, .C Mecr usTCnI I DON'T ? ' I Oial TOUR PLAct
SPECULATION FOR M. t'Ut LOOKityjG 6S)T SGNCRAU MOTORS (MlTT (MUTCft Vou, MlMt PlAVimG 1 VOUft OFFlce
BovXSHV TEN SHARCS OP TAK.WG PRACTISE J cofcpoRT(0). H.e'S ff SLOAM TH jFF: rALC .vi.-m wu j2 ' V Q TPyiM& EARN
SGNeRAl. CAJ VPLAVlWCi WITH MAIN GAZABoJ-f F 5 oaL - J -BlGGCR Wl.MlS
. ' - ' " ff'IO ' ' ' " fC"l' '" T 1 C ) O.MI ... nl'. t,m'U TrtH M... U S - " U 0
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no more consider formulating a
,'t 11 11 r 1
""ii.mi """"n "- '
from interruption and the im-
the make-up of his cabinet
may be reasonably certain this
foreign relations of thin country
from London to Vladivostock,
foreign policy of this country,
.1a mlvipn. tf ntlinr-M t lie will he
. ..
the knowledge, and lie will
linnixtnt' Kut iinnit i ... cvnilu 1 il 11 1 - I
relations is going to be true of
own President1, lie is irointf to lie i.
M.o l.n.tfwl Kt.iteu nnl m Mlis4tl,t,or silll plelitllH Who go ti i
- i i
departments.
both the strength and weakness
eliief exeeutive's shoulders.
will lint he nartv mistakes, or
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will be obliged to meet these
ho will have to fiht his fitfht,
'
physical stamina will not do
That's Just the Way Jeff Feels About it
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BEADY, M. D.
fiisrifl lettere pertaining- to personal health in' bvgiene, not to diseaae diagnosta ar
treatment, wtu aiuiuereu i.y i.r. tsraiiy if . elamijeu, ii-aiiiir--il envelope la eoc-ioeeil.
utt-re ehuuM Ut briel ai.d written ii; ink. (twin-; to ti.e large number ol lelleie re-
rei.e.1. oi! a li-tf call be aJiHwrrrd liere. No reply fan be nt.ile to ju.-ri.-a but cuiilurin-
t u iruarwuoui. j nr. wuium iir.iiy, in i.re i tbia uew.paper.
rims rif
Anions 9n percent of tho popu-
latlnn m the I niton stales in 1H-G .
: VT-ih Kiria and 2.471; hy 15 to
jl9 yoat-K at at;e died or tuhei - cu -
! mi, I o s i H. Aliowini!
for inaccuracies
In tbe death i-cr-
tit'ieutes t h e b
f igures give a
fair idea f tin
rcliitive pri'val-
mce of tubercu-
limls ainoCig girls
and boys. 'Nearly
two to one. .
In Minnesota In
five years from '23 to 2 7, 412 girla bine a smattering of many sciences
and lUt; boys 15 to ID year's of ago fin one course. Any food will keep
died of tuberculosis. Nearly three ; as well in a tin can as it would
to one. in any other container. That is
Why should girls In their 'teens tllt! nnswer the question re
be nearly twice as susceptible to ,'Muins. That there Ih a "dispute"
lubcreuloHiM an are boys in the ivt, sucn question in the ' home
wholo country and nearly three i economics" cIush is good evidence,
times as Hiisc.'ptlbie in Minnewotu? 1 think, of the truth of my con-
We can only speculate about ; tejjtion. Kvery liinh school pupil
that. 1 quoted here recently some ; should be required to study phys
speeulutiuns of Dr. Adolphus f u's n' 1('s" th,in " 'c'"' ""
Knopf, one of tlie foremost uu--1 chemistry not less than one year,
thorltletf on tuberculosis, lie died j As for physiology and hygiene
as factors the use of rouge and11" (hool people, will never learn
lipstick by schoolgirls, and I think i,liat xhow ,M' essential and fundu,
ho is right about that, hut ho ! mental subjects la a sensible coin
went on to blame the flimsy and lnon ("' course.
Itiui.lfll.i-l fliilhinir Ihl.V tt-Bfir ' " . .
" -" ' t
nowadays, and I am sure he -is
wrong anoui tnat. i ne paint geis i
in Its deadly work in this way: If
i moron you know a moron l,s (
an individual witn tho montni ca
pacity of a normal child of '2 ,
yenrs deceives herself that she
can paint a picture of ht'alth In j
ti low ml mif fast - mi. Ititif iIiIm'
'hromo she paiis fools anybody
cIh( or everybody more or less,
why, being none too bVight she
will quite naturally reason that
.-be Is getting by, und what's the
use of bothering about -the rules
of hejilth or the laws of hygiene
tr anything when one gets by ho)
easily.
li.-xides Ignoring or neglecting
the rules of health or tbe laws ,
of ' hygiene, which is a rather fool
ish sort of gambling for anybody
who must live in contact with the
0mb human We. the girl who
1'0 1 IPS (111 I'OUKC IlIHl lipstick Is I
pretty likely to be blind to any !
falling off or failing in her own j
health; she simply daubs on nj
heavier coat of paint or powder
or resorts to more powerful dope
of one kind or anot her. and lets
i.unvvl hint.' ulliln Mlw. nv.ni Imi.Iu !
with a degree of pity upon tiiel
so much
trouhlc about their mvlmming.
gymnasium work or other phys!- I
cal education, and she feels a kind :
or Mcnrn fin' tbn hnolm vh thhilf
-.IZ"
ciotiiing is a factor in the umiue
TXnZ
not rind any scientific evidence
that instil t .dent cloilung. or cx-
poMiro ti cohl, renders nnyonc
to colli, renders
mure susceptible to any disease.
i nave recnmnienoeti a suitauie
lodin ii tin n for l)r, Knopt'- It
sccnis lo me he is in danger of
going male.
10 very schoolboy , or schoolgirl
who "Is not strong" or seems "an
emic" or "nervous," jr remains
em.Mt a ill I v tm.lii'Wf.i7hr ri- ent...
plains of being tired, or cherishes
any fancied "weakness" that Inter-
f(.,.H wlll, llvsl.u, ,., ,lllon
should have a proper physical ex-
:J"l u'ettLS
test, and it the tuberculin test is
i;:r,ungsU,tT,Hrr;..v1o'fUcases
of tuberculosis begin in the 'teens.
i anil only by these methods can
, physicians
reeoirnixe these cases In
.lent has intelligent care.
Ql'F.STIOXK AM) AXSWKRS
Keeping open ATtcr Closing Time
I have the . habit tf sleeping
with my mouth open. . had ton- I
si la and adenoids , removed years
ago, so It can't be that. (.Miss
K. D.)
AnswerSimple chronic rhinitis
or other low grade abnormalties
In the nasal chambers, most fre
quently explain mouth breathing.
Then there is another., common
factor, a flabby physical slate, due
to neglect tif physical training. So
I would advise first, examination
of the nasal cavity by your phy
sician and treatment of whatever
abnormality this discloses and;
iv nivvtxoTt
laecond, a year of physical traln-
in(r. unin-r the illr.-etion of a eom-
,p. i. nt physical instructor, audi as
he physk-al education teacher in
Vi - hti.il or the nhvsii-al director in
the Y. V. Jlt-ware of the
mail
.order "physical culture" sharks,
'J'Im' Jm ImmI World Do Not Move,
; Our homo economies vUium in
liigh school has a dl.sputo as to
whfiher canned goods 1ft In the
t ifo afti'i opt'iiing boi ome injurious
. or inisoiiuus if eaten. . . (L.
C.)
j Answer. "Home economics"
: seems to be a futile effort to coin-
I'd fcrgcMn all about Gen.
C'o.xey
till I read about Hoover's
scheme l' nils- a pool o' $.,000,.
(100,000 t' tide ()'(' th' nticninloved
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Quill Points
Wearing socks made of wood
may not make ends meet, but at
least makes them similar.
You are definitely middle-aged
If you no longer are ashainod to
count your change.
It Isn't polite to point, but what
else can you do if the menu Is in
French?
There Isn't any real difference
lietween the parties now. The He
publicans have learned to shoot
craps and the Democrats have
learned to play golf.
One good feature about prohi
bition Is that the people ruined by
liquor are the ones who can afford
I it
!
Man Is naturally conserva
tive, ami If he has thnn hairs
on tup lie will say li Is getting
a little- thin.
An alien doesn't become n "darn
ed furriner" until he quits wear
ing overalls and begins to make
as much money as you do.
In a land where people act pious
to escape censure for their sins,
It seems unfair to criticize the hit
nnd run driver.
There can't be anything serious-
a v A'BJUK'.iiuninii ;
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m i
! .Nil Cil
Rippling
Rhymes
By Walt Mason.
AI-TKK KI.KCTIOX
The Candida t-ej that I sup
ported throughout the long and
sad campaign, were winners all,
sucr-esN they courted, and their
desire were not In vain. 1
whooped for theinwith lirelexn
ardor. I argued for them night
and day, as time went on I
whooped the harder, until my
bronchial tubes gave way. To
every call 1 answered quickly,
I curried banners In parades,
although my garden patch grew
sickly for want of work with
hose and spades. Tho country's
Bafe since the election, and I
put In some lusty blows; and
there's no cause for such de
jeeiion ns Mary Ann, my good
wife shows. She says that things
all went to thunder around the
homestead where we dwell,
while I was tearing things
asunder, and boosting states
men wildly yell. - The well caved
in, the roof was leaking, nnd
there was none to make repairs:
the pigs grew hungry and were
shrieking for fodder that was
rightly theirs. The brindled
cow was always straying In
search of something she could
chew: the hens got mad and
quit their laying, for they were
tired and hungry, too. Around
our home there Im a feeling of
indignation and rentraln(; my
wife's sad voice has tones con
gealing, that once was chipper,
blithe and quaint. In vain 1
tell her that the party required
the best I could achieve; tdie
says I was an adle umarly, my
proper round of chores to leave.
She'd Vather see our bulwarks
totter, and our palladiums re
lax, than have to carryy palls of
water and chop up stove wood
wllh an ax. She doesn't hesi
tate to harrow my heart beyond
the reach of salve: a woman's
views are very narrow she has
no Vision, as men have.
iv u-rnnir in n b.nri where th rMof
- ...
concern of everybody is to protect
the morals of a mythical "other
Clnss .. I
Americanism: D e splslng the
sweet-and-helpful' success maga- j
zine; buying Jt for the sake of the!
family.
Clrad thought: If the cotton '
mills can just survive nnother i
decade, maybe the men will be
v." earing petticoats. I
Elections change few fundamen
tals. The south split, but the same
people aro taking in washing.
; Progressives will find It difficult
to form a Liberal party,. They
i
- ha,veii't; .mu4;h , to be liberal
with'.
CmunitiuiMii will come when
public service employes leap to
serve a patron as the hoys do
at a filling station.
J'vangeline Itooth says there nre
U !.,.. .,.)..... tt-a.w.,1 .Ira...
In just lo 'sleep. Khe should visit
the great American homo.
in the world was success
?
achieved by a man who gives bls'hy the committee during the nn
kids wads of spending money ami
then wonders why they get sassy
and wild?
Tho conservative party in Nicar
agua Is the one that will enable
I'nclo 8am to take the canal route
without using any" moro marines.
Correct this sentence: "We must
change that scene," said the movie
Iirector; "the humor Isn't subtle'
enough to please Intelligent peo
pie
Brisbane's Today
(Continued From Page One)
actor, says wnnian'H place is In the
home, unless she Is a genius. In
that case, if;an:a;e service and
marriage laws should be changed
to suit her case. Main ?.. i
should also hove marriage laws to
stilt them.
Fortunately, a young woman's
theories do not change laws. V6m
Un of genius .especiallv, should be
in the home, having plenty of chil
dren. Every man of genius is Bim
ply the product of a woman of
i
geniu.. Woman's -lenius, usually
iB not recognized, aud she goes on '
attending to her important work, .
like .Nancy blanks, mother of 1-in-!
coin: Letitia hamolino, mother ot !
Napoleon; the peasant mother of
Leonardo, ttiOtunuer's daughter;;
mother of William the Conqueror;!
Hertha ol' the big feet, who pro !
duced Charlemanne, and other
Kreut mothers. Strange that Intel-,
llgent women should undervalue I LONDON, Doc. 10. IJP) "ills
the great thii.-T they do best, for ; majesty had a quiet day," said the
which they were created. j bulletin Ensued by the physiciuns
.. 'to King (ieorge at 8:45 p. m. lo-
Dlsturblng news about King ; nit. "The signs in the lung
Ueurge, fever rising, five doctors i mne improved. The fever per
in attendance. The taking of X Ksts although it is not' so hieh
rays, with suggestion that the re-:.13 ialit evening and is clue to soiuo
giun affected by pleurisy be lapped lelu,n f the general Infection,
Indicated serious trouble. The S0.wi,t.i, eiessaiily affects the cun
per cent insurance rate, on 1o uitinn ot tho heart." -king's
life, for u short period, prob- Doctors jiewett, Ruzzard, Ilol-
ably tells more than the doctors ieston ami uaw-son signed the bul
have told. . ! unm.
i ' a
The beautiful vineyards of Sax-'
ony, producing magnificent wines.;
ever since the eleventh century.!
were attucked recently and com
pletely destroyed by a inalignaut
. disease of th vine. Karnust pro
hibitionists wil: say, "There's the
hand of providence." The hand of
man, however, has conquered the
: disease, with the aiif of vigorous
vines, imported from America and
; Saxony's vineyards flourish once
' more.
That prohibition America should
i renew the vineyards of old Kurope
Is interesting. Cun it be that provi
dence thinks wine is nil right lor
countries that know how to use H
temperately?
I Without going to war. you may
find excitement and danger In
, American cities. Leroy Gilbert, po
lice chier of Chicago lieighls, was
I shot dead us lie sat at his window.
lie had annoyed .,'angslers, and his , nigtim where they might go to es
killing was "in regular course." j ,.:ltu. ti,0 heat and tedium of sum
Two brothers anil friends nf (iil-'mcr.
bert formed a posse tu hunt the j writing for tho fiftieth nnniver
klllers. s,l,'y ot. "le st- I-ouls Post-Dispatch,
i Thoy ordereTTTautomoblle to President Conlhlge wild: "As a
., rpu fi oui.i (.,011,ailJ president about to retire, I feel at
"I thought thnv w..r. hnblnn .,.,'.'
and yelling to Thomas Scanlan, on
the 1 ac k sea t , to duck, I d ro ve
through them. Scanlan. newspa
per pressman, having nothing to do
witli the police chiefs murder, was
dead on his back seat, when th-3
j posse stopped firing.
The posse Is sorry about It, and
Titrt,lQ,.J ...In. O... aulnnwiMlo .K'l .
t ,
"" v "'' ' y1" '
car in these prohibition-hootloK-
gan-;man days, hardly knows when
to stop. The signal may come from
prohibition agents, searching cars
for whiskey. It may come from
highwaymen, from kidnapers, or
any one of a' dozen criminals. It
would seem almost better to have
beer back again, and not he shot,
or klduaped.
-
THREE YEAR PLAY RULEj
C'HICAtlO. Den. 10. (PV
Holman, Ohio State's star
-Allan
quar-
let-hack, -ns well as .Mayes McClain,
Iowa's Cherokee Indian fullback
ace. are apparently through Willi
Itic; Ten football.
While McClain was the only one
to be officially declared ineligible
for further competition by the fac
ulty committee because of the
three-year player rule, 11 was ro
, ;"'led as a foregone conclusion by
the committee and coaches that
Holman. too, would be banished.
l'he three-year rule, reaffirmed
, nijy Ten sports conclave here
Saturday, limits any one to three
years of college athletic competi
tion. Holman played a season on
tlie Parsons college football team,
another with Iowa State and one
at Ohio State. McClain played two
seasons with the Haskell Indians
and one with Iowa.
'u hi Iji i rondo.
(iKANDK. Ore.. Dec. 10
(A) Tho influenza epidemic in I.a
Grande shows no signs of decreas
ing, the city health officer said)
today. Jle views a change in
weather to dampness and rain
as.no aid to conditions. There j
have been numerous cases, hut .
oil'.y one death so far. A fatality
due to pneumonia was caused hv
flu.
PLU-GRIP
I
Check before it starts.
Rub on inhale vapors
Victts
V y a po rub
Onr l Million JbtsTJh Y.arty
I
LATE TODAY SAYS
EflT
WASITIN'OTOX. Dec. 10. (P)
To Herbert Jloover and other presi
dents to come may go the benefit
of President Coolidge's suggestion
that tho chief executive be pro
vided with a country White House.
Only a few months before his
retirement from office, the presi
dent has declared that tho health .
not only of the president, but of
tho- mistress of the "White House
would be benefited If there-were
some place in the hills near' Wash -
i Hhcrty to write of certain phases
of that office which one who was
ntering upon its duties might feel
hesitation in discussing.
Women's Itights.
PAIUH. Doc. 10. (A1) Femi-'
nisis are arguing vigorously -for
the right of women to be guil
lotined. Three women are in jail
under sentence
of death. Lest
public opinion become averse to
their execution, feminists have as
serted that while the death pen
alty should be abolished, never-1
theless, while in force it ought to
apply equally to men and women.
More Flu Cases.
POHTLAND, Ore., Dec. 10. W.
Twenty-four new cases of In
fluenza were, reported to the city
health office today, bringing tha,
total to 144. 11! 0 of which w e r 3
listed during last week. - - -
nigger and IJcttcr.
WASHLMITON, - Dec. 10. W)
Metier and better become Ameri
can babies. The. Infant death' rate
in ltfL'T was -.tho-lowest in the nii
lion's history, t5 per 1000. 1
'When using grated or sliced
pineapple for sauce the juice ot
half a lemon with sugar an-1
water added gives a delicious fla
vor. Give Your Child
Enough Vitamins
For Good Health
SCOTT'S
EMULSION
Is the Agreeable Way
To Obtain the
Benefits of
Cod-liver Oil
Vitamins
Scott & Bownc, Bloomfield. N. J. 28-21
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