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Daily, witiiout KiUMlay, uoutat
Uctary alatl Tritaiua, 0D ul.
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b. n.rr1.r. in AdraiK In Hadlord. Aah-
land. JarkaoDrilla, Central Poloa, ITiottua,
taUni. Coid Hill and on Hurtiwaya!
Daily, witll Hunday, moriUi 9 .71
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Dally, wit Sunday, one ;
AU tanaa, CMh In adTanca.
att.BES OF THE ABSOCIATRD FRE8S
Hccelrinf Full Leaned Wire Benlce
Only paper In city of oouaty racalrlsf
awa by Itbfraph.
The Aaaoclated Prosf la esdnalraly an
titled to the uaa for pubUoatioo of all
aewa dlapatchea credited to It or otharwlaa
rreditad in tola piper, and alee to the local
awe puMlatiad hereto. , ,
AU rlrbu for republication of apecUl
aatchaa herein are alao teamed.
J i Hch
Official paper of the City of at rd lord.
Official paper of Jackaon County.
dalle aeeraaw Hrcwiatloo for all
audio April 1, IMS, 4611.
Aderrtletnf ItrpreaaortatlTee
M. O. alUUtSStS OOUI'AMT
Offloaa In New York, Ohkaeo, Detroit,
Ian FraocUco, Lea Ailea, Beattla, Fort.
Ye Smudge Pot
Br Arthur Perry .
a citizen hi. owed uu yt'Htei-tiay f
with an ailm-nt that wh nut the
flit, and four doctoin fainted.
fats' at 60 miles per. tiansuctinK firc . burn- So il i'uUl not
vital huMineHH. By thiowinK ujnulo fatality lists, to tell him
handful of chopped carrou in the ;
Hir, wtup 1b produced.
P. Cook Ik runninK nround in n
JitKlferanttt, that In th last word
in Republican prosperity.
. The deep Hileneo to tho North, in
' (rei,on men wolcomlnK home tho
prfdlron Klndlntora of OA-uHC. .
Tho Hwediwh count, who was
married to an American heirenH,
the affair coHtlnff 7IU,uo0. Heenis
to have heen different from the
orchard run of Kuropcan nobility,
very considerately e o in I n r to
America for tho wedding.
It dcvelopH that Mr. Hoover, the
proHidont-elect, haH n pnHtdon for
pcanutH, and, liko tho hoy upon
the burning deck, Uevouru them by
the iwk.
i
The llunidlnKcrs, Inc., who havo
w heen ovcrworkintf tho word
"vlMmllze." are now Jumping on
"envision."
Swral . of the UKrieulturlKtH
hftvo . none to California. They
will return nn noon na the weather
moderates, full of new oncnty for
the cuhhltiK of JuckNon county
. taxes.
WHAT TI1KV DO.VT WANT
(Prow IUmtch)
XlirlH ot I'ennKyivanhi State
coIIcko. pmctiuiiiK thrift, 10
port that the uveraKC cot of a
Konrt meal need not he more
than fifteen centn. Tho nirlH
declnro they et ful on the
food thtiH provided.
One of our lawyers iw koIiir to
m'uik in ft ChrlKtmnH cantata. .
caniutu U generally n full of
i)oannu8, tv it lawyer 1h of where
AKCM, '- . -
Del Getoholl went out on the
river. ycHterduy to cot otuc iluckH,
and the rheumatiNm.
It won Jut n yenr no today thnt
Kd Lamport Hold n huty whip,
"lO.Ooft IHldLH NOT
Kt-L" (Hdllno Portland Tele
gram.) Ah Rencrnlly unpectvd.
Tho prei U telllnt nhout the
first Kanta Claim to Kt hit. fubte
WhiwlcciH iunited on n pink candle,
.narrowly eHcapInK hclnK U Kclup
KrhiKle.
. "The: hrlRht and HhlnintT of Mrn,
leiimnV in once more Heeii on our
8lreet" (4?ottonwood, ' t.'nl. Item
toer.) Why tho editor llmpH.
; a vi:i,i,-iKsi:'itv.:i rrrr "
(Siiiyrna, cl TIiiich) t
Ono of tho hUNieut men in to'wn
In W. E. .Matthews, Jr., who 1h fast
fniKlnw to the front nn the leadline
undertaker of the community. He
hart been hnviiiK neverul funeraU a
week beside being occupied with
his other nctivitieN. To nun-row he
conduct the hlg funerni of Mm.
lleulah C. Hoffecker, wife of for
mer CongretMnmn Walter . Hof
fecker. . Mr. Mutt hewn taken time
trom his tUHy. funeral directing
activities to partlclpato with the
fraternal orderH of tho town. He
1h a Mason, a Legionnaire a Ho
tartan, nnd actlvo In u number of
entcrprlwct. Frlendn of Mr. Mat
thewii feel he hnr a bright and
luccewtful future ahead of him.
WALSH PROPOSES
ER
WAS HI NGTOX, Iiec. 6 .-H-4V-
i Jhr indictment of Harry M. HUck
j mer, Denver oil - man, for con
. uplracy to defraud tho government
1 on Income tax returns was pro-
posed hero today by Henator
WalHh, Democrat. Montana, who
said ho believed Franco would ac
p"d to requests for extradition to
this country on such a charge.
The Mnnlnnan, prosecutor of
the Tonnot' Dome snnndul Investi
gation In which Itlm-kmor's nnmo
was often mentloncnl, ssld ho be
lieved tho government had a 'con
spiracy vnxo nKtiimd the oil man.
- Kranoo Yesterday -refused exlradl
lion of Jllflckmrr on n charge of
perjnrf in connoctlon with Incomo
lax returns.
THE AUTO AS A DANGEROUS WEAPON
AT THIS time nf .Our the, .prison., vjnt dcivisi.iti) auioipopilj. !
bundles it duiiiturotiH weapon.
A ith sin k pavements, luc-coiitetl prudes, and nearly six
I , P ., , . , , i i i- i i
llOlir.S Ollt Of the Z 111 (llirknesK, llr'.VIIli' a Oil r IS a ticklish nn'l
h, ,
ftZaraOUfi DUKIIleSft'.
KM few people seem to regard it so. They step on er, j
dashing hither and yon, with us raticll disregard or the con-j
sequenefs, as when the pavements are lry, and visibility isj
ii,, i . . p .i. . .ii i
r,'JU(t Hours otu oi uie --t
' The main cause for this is luck of imagination. Th nver
ngc person can't visualize an automobile, somehow, as a lethal
medium. It looks so comfortable and permanent and linrm-
less. .
And for so many persons it lias been. They have somehow
escaped serious accidents. They have come to regard caution!
as necessary for the other fellow but not necessary for them. I
And so tliey dash about, until if they are lucky, they wake up in j
nothing more confining than a
i e .1. e
-win iroiii nun lime lorwaru uiey hiok hi an iiiaoiiiuuiii.'
witli entirely different eves.
t 1 1 1
mm, cocr.-u turn .omicu, ,s
u reckless iiantl on the wheel or
death, not onlv to those outside
t.. ' a :.. ,...r.....
lit tun: sense ji js iiiiitirtuiiutu inai tin vats Htu lii't uiot'ii
by survivors of serious motor
ui.. r..i
Hiui.v uiticiui iirMcrs.
- .
Hut in another sense Ibis
person who lias been in serious automobile accident, seldom
enjoys motoniiR iih it sliouul
come ''ear shy" and is almost
trip an a foui-nliy cIor or horse
M is supi0He(n v nn intelligent animul It should not be
ineessary ior mm 10 put ni.s nana m tue name to kiiow tnat
at this time of year is a dangerous weajon. Nevertheless, it
ih necessary.
Otherwise this editorial would never have heen written.
EDWARD FARLOW 1
ASHLAND PIONEER
CALLED TUESDAY
ASUI-AND, Ore., Dec. 5. (Spec
ial) Edward J. Farlow, , well
known Southern Oroiron pioneer,
died on Tuesday morning nt niiio
o'clock at tho Community hospital.
Ueuth foilowud u stroku of uppo.
plexy which occurred two woeks
aso at his home on Morion street.
Mr. rtrlow was born in Rock Coun
ty, 111., April 24. 1851, and moved
to Ashlaud Willi his parents in
13U3. lie has lonK been connect,
ed wliji the public welfare of
Southern Oregon lilict has always
been Identified with movements
for the betterment of the commun
II y.
As a young man he received his
education at the old Ashland acad
emy. Later he becume a clerk in
n morchauriisluK business and nit
erwnril formed n iNirtnershlp with
Ur. Inlow lu a tlriiK store. After
that business was consumed by
tiro he entDKeil aKaln In the mer
cantile business, lu 1SKT ho was
named postmaster of Ashlnnd by
drover Clevelnntl. Mr. Kurlow was
also in the Insurance und real es
tate buninesH, served lor a term
uu the city council nnd held the
offices of county school superin
tendent nnd of deputy sheriff. .
More than a quarter ot a century
nico lie retired from business and
has lived quietly at his home in I
Ashliintl, Mr. Fnrlow was married i iinawunti. tuiu lamiiy.
in 1.S75 to Mary D. Colver, and to Mr. H. V, Clcntry has been III
this union four children wcro born. ! a h homo of her sister on Sec
Two died in infancy; tho others "nil street (or a week or more but
are Mr. Elbert Kurlow anil Mrs. is reported as recovering and prob
Eltla Anderson,- both of ABhlnnl.'nl,l' will bo moved to her home iu
llesldes (he widow nnd his two I Medford soon.
children, three grandchildren sur- I Mrs- Jehu M. Hushes is HI at her
vlve. Funeral services will be held homo on Ouk street with an nt
at tho Dmke funeral chapel at 'ck of Inflnema which haa lasted
S:3U on Thursday. Services will j lor several days,
he In chni'Ko of Reverend 1. K. Everett Kalley, who owns nn
Hammond of the Episcopal church I orchurd In the Anderson creek sec
ond tho I. 0. O. r. will assist. llur-,l0 southwest of Talent, rvenily
lal will bo In tho Ashlnnd eemo- "ii'lerwent an operut Ion for append
tury. , , Ileitis at a Medford hospital, and is
' - I now able to be out attain.
W. P. Walter, who with Mrs. Ra vino nil Powell snent the
Walter presents the Wulter Christ. '
Ian CltUenslilp cup to the students!
of the Ashland high school, made
the presentation speech tu the
high school assembly at noon on
Tuesday and gave the rules under
which the award will bo made. On
senior boy and one senior girl will
hnve their names engraved on thebeknh convention lost Monday.
MUTT AND JEFF-Here' a Barber That Gives "Tips" H - r.m ctctjr:o
ASH-CAN. OUT OF TH JHOWSANp , 1 ,WHN X SCl-C AT A HAHOSOee PROFIT 1 C I . 7fc ZT . Mh$W SAV,c TWc .J)1, ' '
BocWicLCANetuPMr N6onna Buy A NiFH o8..tal J ,1 , T -..-HUH? -.--A ?W!''I III T " '
1- . th6ntr6 dunp, kdj r . rrs - I Tt-v, P'R' nmii nwrtjv 1 ' 11 H-s gotta
A LJ v A ;V oeeORi- J-"" XL -Jr JLs':: ?.' v 1 MARGIN!
? ;
MEDFORD
hospital bed.
.i .1. l- i. . .... -'ll,c'wl
Thev regard it soiuewhnt as n
rpt e i
n-gtirueu. ...c.v .iccV lu.get u'-'t
toot on the throttle threatens
of the cur but in it. "
..it ,i: .!
accidents. For they are invar-
'
would be regrettable. For the
bo enjoyed Hain. llo lias oe-;of
an muck a burtlen on a motor
on a luiuting trip.
be necessary, with tlie weekly
that the motor car, particularly
cup each year, the award being
made In May. Four boys and four
';irls will be chosen and the names
will be voted on by tho student
body. The award will bo made for
Christian character and activity in
the school.
Mrs. Fred Hitchcock, with her
son Dick, and her daughters Doris
and Marion, went to Duusmulr to
spend Thanksgiving day with .Mr.
Hitchcock who is employed there
with the Southern l'acilie com
pany. Mrs. Homer Grow, who has been
ill nt home tor sorao time is re
ported as much improved.
Mi's. John 1). Stout ot Portland
Is In Ashland lor several days
Willi her daughter who Is living
at the Cbultln npurtmenls. Miss
Stout Is art Instructor 111 the
Southern Oregon norniul school.
Mr. and Mrs. John 11. Christen
sen nrrlved in Ashland several
days ago and have located in one
of the Chuttln apartments. Mr.
Chrtstensen will be here for about
a week, then will go east for the
winter while Mrs. Christonson re
mntns in Ashlaud. -
Mrs. J. F. Melkle is in Ashland
for n short timo und is staying
at tlie homo of Mr. nnd Mrs. Syl
van Provost. Mrs. Meikle still
has business interests in Ashland
and comes up occasionally from
California to look alter her prop
erties and to visit friends. :
Mrs. W. Ii. Sums is ill with a
cold at hur homo on Third euoet-
Mr. and Mrs. Louis Urown of
Medford recently visited friends' iu
Ashlnnd. They formerly lived in
Ashland and several years ago Mr.
lirown had a general merchandise
store in Talent.
Mrs. Allen 8loan of Klamath
Falls was In Ashlnnd early this
week to visit her mother, -Mrs. A.
Harvey and hur brother,
Louts
ThaaksglvliiB season with relatives
In San Krannisco and returned to
Ashland last Monday.
Mrs. Jennie Hum of Klamath
Falls Is in Ashland for a few (lavs'
visit with relatives. , While here
Mrs. Hum left for a trip to Med
ford where she attended the Ho-
TRIBUNE. MEDFORD,
Personal Health Service
By WHJJAM BEADY, M. D.
; k,ti irttm vmiuw to prrnai naaitii tnitnifw. not u dueu Hitnc or
treatmmr. will be answered by Dr. Urauy ii a atjiaprA, atii-additaifd et.vrlone i rtJaaed.
Ltleia aKauld U btief ml written in ink. 0i:,s to the kit nun.hr of letter! re-
oeited. only a tew can be anawered here. So rrolr can be nude to oucriee not conlomv
ini to inalroetiona. Addreaa Dr. VVilhan ftratli, in rare ot Uua newapaLcr.
VAUKOSK VEINS AMI VAItlCOSK l'UKHS
Heveral Items concerning thcloM trick. When 1 had a wee-pins
chemical obliteration of varicose ' sln"v 1 couldn't,---! up nerve to
., , i. u i ivo H the book treatment, ltul
veintt nave been printed here In . ,
I know the treatment Just a you
recent month. The hve aroub- j describe It 1 often u-e9ful. It
ed considerable Interest on the part , (li not tor cowardo. however.
jlclan nnywhwe may administer ihoBH useful for painting ' over any
trmtmcnt In his office or at the
j patient,' home, am necessary
to any physician who keeps abreast
ot me procrcs or meuicme.
!'''" nT
. to find that not a few readers who
.... L.n.n ..e oi tnese uems to
their own
pnymcians Have met
Iih a rebuff. Material success or
popularity spoils some otherwise
excellent doctors. They iret Into
i ,.,., .
,u kiiiu ui M.UIUW rut anu. worse
still, they learn to feel complacent
lZZZ,
paiientH when p-iUt-ntH have th
umiuniy u miow uneresi m any-, epidemic cerebro-spinal menin-!
thing that is not visible from the)KiUs lH oailBeti by a specific diplo- !
bottom of the rut. That has hap-1 coccus that e,,, t0 be transmit-'
pened In several cases In reference tpd from one peron to another In'
to this comparatively new method tno not!e or lhroat discharges, much i
of treating varicoHe veins, Phys- au lit dinhtherh. or scarlet fever i
(clans who ought to have better
judgment have dismissed their pa-j
tients' inquirios wtih a laugh. ' j
J tut there doctors in the rut nre j
probably wishing now that they (
had climbed out for a moment and
looked about them before they
turned their patients awny iso cava
lierly. Ity this time even the most
inept of them must have caught
some faint rumor of this chemical
phliterntlon thing. Kven the work
aday medical and surgical period
icals are now publishing reports
of the successful cases recorded by
hundreds and thousands.
One of the pioneers in this work
Is Dr. II. O. MclMieeters, Minne
apolis, Minn. Kecenlly. he report
ed 3S4 cases of varicouc veins thus
treated, nnd in ti.p of these cu.se k
three were ulcers besides. Vnricnse
ulcer, a complication in n consid
erable proportion of enses of vari
cose veins, occurs because the tin
sues of the leg are so poorly nour
ished. It is obstinate and difficult
to heal for the same reason. Mc
I'heeters finds that the attempt to
cure tho ulcer first and tho vari
cosities afterward Is wrong- In -thorny
and In practlco. He times that
the varicose veins be obliterated
by the chemical Injections first,
and afterward It Is easier to bring
about heuling of the ulcer. He
favors the use of supportive ban
dage, rubber sponge pressure over
the ulceration, nnd judicious skin
grafting at the proper time. He
declares th.it all varicose ulcers
can be healed if the varicose veins
are. obliterated by injection treat
ment, and kept heated. If not. it
means that the physician has not
not located tlje particular vein
which causes the trouble and which
la often under tho ulcer bed: or
else he has not employed the neces
sary lasting support of the. limb.
In tho past, successful treatment
of varicose ulcer hns generally In
volved Irksome rest In bed' or nt
loast off the feet, as tho only means
at the physician's disposal to elim
inate the effect of stagnation of
bood In the tissues. Dr. Mcl'heet
ins suggestion to obliterate the
varicose. vein as a preliminary step
(in the healing of the ulcer would
seem to ho a highly practical con
tribution. . . - , !
ytXKTIOXS AND AXSWrCltK
1 Should Say Not.
It you were suffering from enu
rltls in the leg as I do would
you call It a "fad"? A Sufferer.
Answer. Kven If I were not suf
fering I would not cull neuritis a
fnd.
Weeping sinews.
I lioticcri nn Inquiry about weep
ing sinew. You may consider it
onlyn Joke, but here's how I cured
It. A friend suggested that I rest
my hand on my knee and strike the
lump on back of wrist n sharp
blow wiih the back of a book. It
hurts only an instant. It breaks
Ihe sac so that the fluid spreads
Under the skin. Hut It ends the
trouble, und 1 nm sure this is sim
pler than on operation. Mrs. W.
A.
. Answer. Thank you. It l lin
OREGON, WEDNESDAY.
oi reuuern who t"nceline Scars,
happen to be. you K;iv, ., formula for conceal
uhjert to this , n(. Ml.nrs. i hart mmr maiSt. ,,
condition. ilnnylit waa vrry very (ino . However,
of there readers, um out of It. and have mlKlnid"
have nuked me to i the recipe . . . opportunity to
recommend airen you how much I enjoy your
physician whoicoumn. jt 8 the first thlnn I
Hives tho treat- rcn1 every day.--itrg. II. V. S.
ment. I reeret 1 Answer. Tho paint J sucKestcd
cannot do so. 'primarily Intended to conceal
Any Rood phyp-, .,, i , , ,.: ,a
kind of blemish. Mix 1 ounces
of zinc oxld and lis ounces of
i of yCerinono p.
of water. To
t,i nid. dmn i.v dm,, v..
a ,im ,u n,ntth thc norm'"
Sk. jchthyol. I'sually not more
than CO drops of Ichthyol will he
j r,,ir.i i ,i,,w ,hi, i,
.. i .,i.
MeniiiBitls.
I whi i. ih. ' i,i '
t "v " ... ,,...,
apihal meningitis? E. C. H.
Answer. .Meningitis is lnflam- ,
mntion of membranes covering
brain or spinal cord. It may lie
caused liv nnv irerm infir-l inn. Tlnr
(Copyright, John F. Dllle Co.)
Ike Sole's hroilior wuz knocked j
down an' killed t'day while tie !
wlu llilnkrn' about something else.
A ftu'iuei' Is a feller wiui thinks i
lie can fret out o' debt by bor
towui' money.
Brisbarie'sToday
(Continued From Page One)
bury and the lord chancellor.
These dignitaries make up the
functioning machinery of the em
pire. Its backbone is the house
of commons. Us ornamental ruffle,
the house of lords. .
The new "Perry cut off" reduces
traveling time between Chicago nnd
Tampa, Kla by eight' hours. The
first train went over Ihe cut off
yesterday.
Oood news for Florida, better
news for Chicago. .
The real cut off will be the air
plane, euabling Chicago to spend
one week-end in Florida, the next
In California, with plenty of time
for business in Chicago between.
Vice-president llyles of the Amer
ican petroleum institute urges a
national program "lor rationallza-
itlon of the oil industry." I
1 he general public that owns
24.O0O.0tiO automobiles Is more in
terested than oil producers in con
servation of the oil supply.
The oil industry, once called t
"monopwly." is now Intensely nnd j
destructively competitive. The gov
ernment should control that.
'
Ooldinnn Sachs starts a S100.-I
000,000 trading corporation, invit. i
lug the public to buy nod.UOO
shares. Once you would have said. '
DECEMBER -5,-1923.
Rippling
Rhymes
By Walt Mason.
Till: IMPl'LSK.
Th man who acts before he
thanks ht often in distress, and
sorrow's bitter cup he drinks,
ind liks it less and less. When
1 was youug 1 didn't pause to
meditate at all, the rash est
skate that ever was, for any
thing I'd fall. I'd butt into an
argument, discuss its cons and
proa, until some pained and
angry gent would biff me on
the nose. Quite gladly I'd lay
down the law on any human
theme, until the nerves of men
were raw, and they would sob
or scream. I'd tell tho surgeon
how to carve an ailing man's
inside, . tho dietician how to
darve his patients till they died.
I'd tell the parson how to
preach a sermon worth his
while, and show the school
marm how to teach nnd make
her pupils smile. I was the
man who knew it alt, and I
would talk or bust; and men
moke sadly of my gall, and also
of my crust. I had the- welkin
stalled and mired with my ex
cessive din, and Providence
grew rather tired of putting
new ones in. A,nd then 1 found
I hnd no friends, all men avoid
ed me, as I went drilling around
the bends nnd by the sounding
sea. I saw wherein I was at
fault, now that my heart was
vrung, and sternly then I called
a halt upon my active tqngue.
And now I do not talk with
heat, I think for half an hour,
before I say that sugar's sweet,
that vinegar is sour. I do noi
try to tell the doc how he
should cut his ice; the jeweler
may fix a clock without my
sage advice. I keep a timelock
on the face that once betrayed
me so. and now have friends
throughout the place, as I
weave to nnd fro.
What a gigantic company." Now
you say. ''Nice little company, per-
1 hups it will grow."
i Aft get used to big things.
Dr. Kong, minister of industry,
commerce and labor in the new
i Chinese government, sugests an
end of child labor, nn elahl-houi'
day for workers and profit-sharing
In r.inli-iaa
Will "the heathen in his blind
ness" end child labor ahead of
this nation, which sends mission
aries to convert the Chinese. The
founder of Christianity probably
would prefer absence of child la
bor under Confucianism to ' the
present child labor under a pre
tended Christianity.
... , i . .
MERCRR, Pa.. Dec. 5. (P)
Richard 10.-James, 17 ; year old
aviator of New York, took off from
a wheat field near here shortly
before 1 p. m. today to continue
his thght to New York . for a
$1000 prize. The boy brought his
plane down late yesterday after
failure to .locate the Mercer flying
field.
Young James is flying from Kan
Francisco to New York. . He took
off . yesterday - from Cleveland,
planning to fly to nellefonte.' l'n.,
but he " landed near hero shortly
before darkness fell becnuse he
had no lights on his ship. The. pro
peller of the plane was broken nnd
it was otherwise damaged slightly.
A new propeller was obtained this
morning and repairs made.
Within the city limits of Klam
ath Falls, the stupendous sum of
t,008,l;7 has been expended on
building from tho year 1.H23 tore
eent date.
peel Good
Mott itmtnti start f rom poor elimiiaiHon -tmBUpstionorarninionau'patioti).
InUa-- -
tinal pom ron wap vitality, undermine be tW.i
rnd male life cuM-rabln, Tonight try Ift -NATURE'
REKEDV-sINvwubrocor-
ftf will ltd in restoring your appetit ar. J
J wuot thnt heavy, tetrgy. peplCMfuclics.
Rcoaunandd mad Sold by?
All N Mori (ord 'Omgelsto
Quill Points
It scnis strange that no grand j
colonel of mint-julep days named j
hi mansion Alco Hall.
ruin. iMi i uu. liinj U mil
lionaire fail- to get two on the
aitde for the Thanksgiving game.
Another cnod thing about the
Marines. They are tho only bill
collectors who wear a unifonto
let you know wh.il's coming.
"Kreedom is the reward of suf
fering." Usually, perhaps; but
free verM is Just a means of dodg
ing travail.
The election cost about twenty
million, which is a mere trifle
when you think how the tax payer
was soaked for that one in Nica
ragua. OM-tlino youngsters weren't
so quick to kUs. They knew
old Dobbin's slow uice M'otild ;
give them aniHV time. ' -
I The King of England has a new '
1 Ford, and how he will enjoy zip- l
ping past the big cars of the couu- I
try's rulers. . . j
"I am infallible." says Dr. Stra
tnn. Yean: Let's see yu get a
clinker out of a furnace.
It he's a' Hue genius, his hair
isn't long. Iiut you can recognine
him by his long car.
Americanism: Thinking Monte
: Carlo wicked; keeping stock ex
change clerks nt work lifter hours
; because the .people must have
i action for their inoney.
) The average patriot, however.
' knows the price of munitions
(stocks better than he knows the
; Star Spangled Banner.
Republics aren't ungrat e f u 1.
They don't nuolc n great man in
support of silly 'Isms until he Is
dead.
A store ileti-etiv-o uirj h,.t.
lifters always look brazenly innu- '
cent. The man who looks guilty
" ,,i.-,t-t ii. in a uu oi
cloth to match.
Perhaps people reform re
luctantly nccntisft of the wide
spread notion tluit you enn'l
he sood without being prissy.
' The political boss of Turkey ex
pects every official to kngw his
a-b-c's. It's a variation of the
American system, which requires
c-o-d's.
It will be time to scrap battle
ships when the people erect a
bronzo of some diplomat who was
slick enough to avert war.
Our liberties slowly disappear,
and about the only way you can
assert your independence now is to
refuse to learn bridge.
Among the words people use
without knowing what they mean
nro "moron,", "psychology" and
"Jofforsonian principles."
Correct this sentence: "I told
eve-ybody nt the office I had a
bad cold," said he, "but nobody
suggested a cure."
FISIIEH Olsen saw mill hero re
sutnes operations.
A Raw, Sore Throat
eases quickly when you apply a little
Musterole. It penetrates to tlie sore
spot with a gentle tingle, loosens the
congestion and draws out the sore
ness and pain.-
Musterole brings quick relief from
sore throat, bronchitis, tonsillitis,
croup, stiff neck, asthma, neuralgia,
headache, congestion, pleurisy, rheu
matism, lumbago, pains and aches
of the back or joints, sprains, sore
muscles, bruises, chilblains, frosted
feet, colds on the chest. .
' To Mothert: Muiterole it alio
made .in milder form for
babies and small children.
Ask for Children! Musterole.
Jars & Tubea
Hi
Better than a mustard tttatm
I Suzanne Kn Home Vct.
! .OGDEX, Utah. Dec. 5. A
woman who refused to be inler
viwed. but whom train attachy-
irfi'iitmea iih uxuiu.e la-uhv-h, ar
rived here at i:20 a. in., on the
Union Pacific railnj.id and left
10 minutes later on the Southern
p.-teifif ostensibly fr Truckle.
SUGAR O K. FOR
TEETH,SAYS M.D,
Any and All Food. Should Be
Brushed From the Teeth '
After Eating
Who, with any basis of fact, ever
said that sugar is harmful to tlie
teeth? An eminent British medical
authority recently showed that
sugar, perhaps more than any other
food, tends to promote the llow of
snliva in the mouth, which should
be conducive to preserving the teeth
in a elwiu state. He also pointed
out Unit sugur promotes tlie How of
gastric juice nnd so is an aid to
digestion. Hou.eh foods and fruits
are thought to be good for the ueth
How could anyone ever cat theni
without sugar? '
The main thins is to eat a variety
of healthful foods and to enjoy
them. That's what the teeth are for.
Medical authorities are alarmed to
day that so inany girls and also
adults arc starving themselves iu
order to reduce weight. This pass
ing lad, in the opinion of many doc
torsi has become a serious menace
t health, frequently causing in
juries that arc permanent.'
Eat enough nourishing food, and '
remember that sweetness is nature's
perfect flavor. Nothing can take the
place of sugar in making the whole
nieul enjoyable. Eat some citrus
fruit swcctcnrtl to tnste-at least
once a day. Take care of your
teeth and enjoy eating. The Sugar
t -.Hi !
Helps in'lraffic!
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