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TAQE FOUR
liEDFORU MAIL TRIBUNE
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BOBERT W. BUHL, IdlleT
g. 8UI11TEH SMITH. Ualut
An Independent Me.eff
Intend M Moood eliee mattv el Ma
teed, Oron. under Act ol Marco . 111..
SUBSCRIPTIOH RATI
7 Mall In Adrance:
Dalle, with Sunder, year
Dally, wlib Bundar, month.
Dallr, without Sunday, Tear
Uaiir, without Sunday, Btontl.
WaUl Mall Trtouue, gn J MX.
BT.fto
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Bundar, ont few
fia i:rr.r. in Advance In Hartford, Aiv
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llaily. lrh Sunday, month I
w.. -. .
ittiwava
Ually, mtboul liunday, monrX..... .6
Dal y. wllbout Bui-lay. .on. Tmt... J.JJ
Pally, wltb Sunday, on yU
All Unas, caao in aotanca.
MEMBER OF THE A880GLA1CD PBXBB
Keoelvtr ruU Uaaad Win Snmc.
Only pnnor In dty or oouoiy raotlTlnf
oawa fay telcfraph. ...
Tho Aciatd rnn I. raelualttly an
rillad to the um for trublloatlon of all
tni dlipatchea crrdlud to II or otharolM
arodltad In Uila paprr, and alw to the local
Ma publliad beialn.
All rlihta lor rfpubllcatlon at tpl
patchea Wain ara alao rcaarraaL
Olflclal papn ol the City of M-dlord.
Official paper of Jackaon County.
Sworn dally Keraf. dmlttlon tot ell
b.ii.Uj. endlnf April 1, ltt, 4611.
Adrrrllalnf lleni laitatlw
M. 0. MDUKNNKN A OOMPAMT
Office. In Mew York, Okicafo, Detroit,
Ban rrandaco, Lot Anielea, Beattl Fort-
Ye Smudge Pot
Br Arthur Perry
A medical uuthorlty reports that
n "cild Is not a cold." This Is
comfortltiK. hut the avenixn run of
citizens are unable lo procure any
of the stuff that made tho medical
authority think that way.
Flint. Mien.. Nov. 2d. (A') Chan
iiin Tripp, 37. was sentenced to life
impi'lVonjucnt following conviction
of ft fourth violation of the prohi
bition law. (Press Idspatch.) A
ilny shoulu He set aside for the i
nation to morvel at justice, when !
Nri mo Is In uuod working order, I
Kvcnts Impend as follows;
.Niiiita Clauit
1 0211 Auto licenses
Ite.Hurrectloo or lite (.real Tin
Hoom.
A prominent local nluirod. who
has been paddling around In tho
water urea of jncknun and Klam
ath counties since the duck season
opened. Is down with nulullen, and
can't imagine how ho got it.
Pouplo who laugh at I he Huudny
pupeis that appear Friday after
noon, are notified there will be a
Christmas tree, next Tuesday,
"The gloom Is woli known busi
ness man, and the biirt Is u mem
ber of u pioneer family' (Itutte
Valley Times.) More truth than
usual,
ft 0 0 rohhtents of this city and
environs went to Portland, and not
a one bought a gold mine from a
hI ranger, or otherwise outorlnined
the bunco artists of tho metropolis.
They will do better next time.
William (Peoria Hill) Clatcs has
bobbed up us an authority on the
racing ol children, and what they
itliuuld eat. Ho maintains they
should cat suusfigct pumperntckle
breud, i uucrkraut, ' limb urecr
cheese, Scandinavian fish bulls and
anything else their little hearts
dosire. Hu further maintains that
a handful of dirt Is good for a
child, now and then, If It Is free
from glass and the rents of poison
ous woods. Tho mothers should
oigunlr.o and rend up on the opera
tion of a grocery store.
Dccombcr' la upon us, mid Is lho
foronmner uf n new calendar, be
ing generally known as tho final
month of the year. Doccmher la
mi. out thu ornlcst month In these
pails.
Collegians arc In our midst,
marine nickel socks, and rolling
their own clgnvotiea.
Lady I'ord-Coupo nf lho local
Imitation lirltlrh set. la still indis
posed wllh a henstly cold, as all
the cures are fattening.
.Vuin corr. Iixh received a neatly
wi'lttrirlnvitatloti ( 1Uy a 15.000
Holls-Hoyee, and much ubllged for
tho compliuieiit.
It Is no! generally known, hut
James Orlevo of Prospect was the
first football coach In this city.
Italph Woodford, llio pllllst, was
lho b:.ck, and the wedge play was
nil the rage. In this play, two
hefty halfbacks would selao Sir.
Woodford by the sout of his punts
and throw him J6 yards. Tho first
victory was over Central Point, the
nullvo heath of Mr. (1 and ho
reports several of that vicinity still
I'eiuso lo speak to him, on account
of his treason.
Mapplly, wo have lost no null.
tiorlhcrs over eonduct of our feeble
part in the fight for Democracy
In tho recent campaign. (1,'aruth
Argua.) Dlesslnga acknowledged
by a tcrlbe. '
Thomas V. Hynn. who died
worth 3o.oo0,ooo, left an
estranged aon onv a pair of pearl
shtri-butloiiH, though he was the
possossur. among other things, of
four Ford cars.
The Governor has eongralulatod
'", football trams of Oregon and
OAC, ami most of lho present
Mnl ford tunm will be voting In
in JO. ...
Tho Nastiest llu of the Year
In recent months, thousanda of
peoplo have been tulklng iiboul
religion who never praotlaed it.
(Mioe and Leather l-upurter.
Mny Fan-olc Mlllrr
A8HI.VOTON. Dec. 1.,
Thoinus W. Miller, former alien
property custodian convicted In
New York on ehaurgoa of con.nlr
aoy lo defraud tho goorninont,
vvaa recommended for a parolo
today by tho federal parol board.
Editorial Correspondence
HAN' h'llAN'CIUCO. Thanksgiving!
Day. There wan a bi high school
game Here today. Lowell high
u..n the AAA IlllL. from Pulv -
- " -
technic by Iwu iot final score.
I 8 to 6.
! The uame vhh not ah clone an
I the Hcore Indicates. A 1'olv buck
inioicfiitoii iiAKfl nmi run r. viirdM
fur titurhdou-n In thn ihlrtl fiunp-
i ter the only time Poly came with -
in an vnrfia at tntiMxinu n wiiMi
t
1IIJ K1LI1IU VilUfll IrlinV I WMF, n 1U Ml
r nn..u.n.- imiPhiiuirn
.- ' .
after MOllnir olio unci rurvlnu
, f ,y
I , .. , .., ...
ford would hn a meimvlnUr-r with
tho odds in favor of Prink Calll-J
KOii'a wurrlnri.. l.nwoll wnulil tin
far superior In klcklntf, with n
hack who can averaKO ovor Co
yardn, and Ik fairly Hiiro of tho
point' after touchdown, but thnro
her -uporlorliy would rnd. On
Hped and deception, and In the
center of the line and tackle posi
tions .Medford would huvo a de
cided edjs'e.
There were 40, '(00 people al this
Same. An Interstate contest h"re
would draw over Go, 000. ami a vic
tory for Medford would put M. H.
H. on the Pacific coast map from
Han DleKo to Vancouver, IJ, C
AValtcr Hayon und Johnny Kar
re have left for the south, sfler
laklmc a couple of "crand'' from
Hh n Kra ncinco koI f fans.
Athletically they didn't do as
well as they did In Medford, hc
Int; beaten badly by Johnny Me
Hush and Jawn Mlack the for
mer the amateur who put out
Chan F'Kan at Pebble Ifeach this
fall. Hut what a sweet life they
lead. Nothing to do hut play nolf
on tho finest course In the coun
try, and j?et paid for It! We met
Johnny at tho fli. Krancls again.
He said he remembered Mary
Grelner and liked the wrlie-up she
K.ivo him. Hii Ken, as usual, wan
dining out. Walter Is a sort of
THE TEXAS CO.
With marketing operations of
The Texas company In every part
of Oregon, considerable Inleresi '
attaches to tho announeemont :
..,,,, i. n i
idem and sales dlroclor. regard-Pv
tno com-
puny, which is snbi to hn the
largest Independent mi producing!
linU refilling Concern In tllO1
world i
More than 20 Olio uersons ara
employed by uT S
and more than Viu difror-t.i nm. I
ducts are mm if .e 1 TriL .,
nual dtHirtiiiiti
! . . '.'."
vv fnitim vi Hunuiine, .1 i u.uuu
barrels of kerosene, 1. 500. 1)01) bar
inn
rels of hu,,-: i n 4'! nun ana
uonnds of eronsT- inn ooa ion ,,nu "ullo,"u euuirenienis. for mnintainlng separate undor-'
u s .hnlt nS Tvnn ann 1 . 7 "' "1 " col""y " of 11,0 graduate schools? Are theso su-1
ca,o ol Ld, iZiTlH Z ,Z.Hm" lnem,a '" l"C H0"' tu,l.'M.ouH institutions run merely to;
tributed In
every state of tho
Cnlted States and
In thirty for-.
elKU lands, uceordlne lo Mr. Con.
"
nw...... n i . children from all over the county i dental society's hygiono commltteu
i,.,M .r , i " . ' may .be brought by the county; there Is another booU. but debat
better fuel, developed nf.er yours' d .,., ...,,. fu .,.,.,., ,,.!,,,,. ,., ,,,lv ;h,
of roseanh and experiment." said
Mr. Coppagj. "The now product
7n, r , .1 """" "
utner liroilllL-t in i-hi-nilrnl null
, . , ,
contains no dopes nor poisons.
Tex nco gasolino Is pure unndiiltor-
.... ........ .......m.., ..U. "i-
oeted erudn oil.
"Another of tho ' beat-known ,.( ,! t, m,m.r f Cnls r a real medical practitlnnev.
I oxaeo company prodiuts Is Tex- ,,, lrr ,.,,,,. , , . () ,va)vo thnM) ,,
aco t.olileu motor oil. petroleum j T, Mm,,,, nm, ships, there-largiimenls and ngreo thai a coin
engineers agree that this Is nn;f(r,, urv rrmt f mihs of plelo iinderRrudiiatc medical course
exceptionally h'gh duality lubrl- ,,i,,nning. and tho splendid team ia necessary und desirable for nnv
cam. produced from selected wul.k uf AumnH ut ,,euvv. Kvory- ninii who would elect to nineties
cruoes. lenncii ami iiuered tO,01y )M hl Hyiiiimthy with their
minimize all carhon-formlng ele-, m(,sUK tull tuhereiilnsls Is eur-.
menta and rcluln Just the right nhe. and Is glad lo help. I
eody or viscosity. It Is made . ;
In a grade for each typo of enr
and Is exactly right for each
make, regardless uf ago or weath
er conditions. If selected according
to the Texaco lubrication chart.'
Watch for the red star with ;
green T on all highways.
Hoc announcement In this paper
today regarding the coverage of
Oregon w ith stutlons currying Tex-
aco gasoline and Texas llolden
motor oils.
Oregon Weather.
Oregon: Kolr tonight nnd 8tin -
day; colder tonight; freezing tern-
perniuro In the Interior. ! resh ;
nor hwest wlndj, brcoiiilug vn-
''bible. '
MUTT AND JEFF Jeff Thinks He's a Second Kid Eison
CAT,, IF V0U COUID
TALK t'D ex-tecT
A V0T6 OP THANKS
FROrA VOU FOR
CUTriMC THAT
(JH016 1(0 THg DOOB'.
jlgf . i ii.i .i.TTij lilt S. - ' lf",tt".i' .".5..r:A'! Hp-''
MEDFORD MAIL
s o 1 f I n g liabe Itulh. II is 11
naughty hoy now und then, miilj
: trul,.n ,..,11,....,.,. .....i thr
I iIUl Ulf , " UI,U inV
i sometimes oreuka tnitigs ih-miocs ,
11:11-111 art criizv iltjoiii 111111
j AH California 1 football niuil
' " I Medford nd mont of the ret
; of lh. country. Ah abTive men-
1 (loned. 45.UOO in'oulf attended the
I hlnh nehool ERntf here thin morn-
1 n. d this afternoon at the name
stadium. 50.000 nbw Ht. Mary's beat
Honin rinm tuv at.. dminrrmv
v.-. . i
overyuno will hn HxtPniiiK In on
al'hn Htunforu-Army e" I" ew
v.u i" "":,
York Clly. It Htiiiifoiil d.)i nH
,..,, . . h, cl.hrn.lon !
, there will he
.
I - .. 01 M-
i HotH. New York university hIhukIi-
terrd Plttsburfxh am) was rrowned
champion of tho east, only to be
".""wn ut"1 """" ""d tu,',?' I
, "" n "' ho " ""m '"vnllK !
who two weeks ago were smeared
by Oregon 1. If comparative score
mean anything, the, Kugene could
'A ' ",ni ,M" u,, -
" " " ' " '"
least, comparative scores don't.
Ho Medford has won the state
title again! Congratulations! It
took a hit of hard work, but we
finally discovered the score by call
ing the Chronicle, Kxa miner and
Associated Press every five mln-
I utes from & until 7 p. m. If Med
uies irom u unui t p. m. ir mou-
ford had happened to have hecn I
... ....... ........... . .... .. i
playing I lorn brook or Clilco, they
would have had the m-ore by quar
ters und
When It comes to state pride and!
stale ,in,i-it,..iii 'lt itf m ,,(,
leads he wor d
leads the world.
Ves. we would like to seo a post-
season game, with Lowell high or
(Icvelai.d (OhloMHgl, or sometakcfl 1( t,arh lho a, ievcnta..
other high. In our opinion. Med-jt(vn (,L.n(lHtry illcll(iing prophy
ford has the best high school team i laxiS( ftna therefore deserves th
... ,.. luumiy. ncems oo oau UUo nf teacher or doctor. I still
not to show tho world this Is lrue.havo tho temerity to challenge tho
We may not have such a chance j competence of a good dentist to
n j leach the hilly dietetics. Hut more
: about Ihaffftnoii not anonymously.
BILLION SHIPS 10
! CARRY PRICELESS
! HARCfl OF HFAI TH
" " n"l,,B U,B ,M-'" i
nnt onto tho 1,111 KPil of llfo thU course of study In dental schools
m""''.'? '""Z "l,""!,,?!1'8' 11,0 ,,ntti,p vUH Ih l""'
K,,l"i"U.,C5 "ro tlny. lut,rt 1 " Kt' with that in medical Hchools of the
mas Seal ships and they are laden
u ,r,1,,l;HH
"
", ".'on ino uun oi - uocior wncn i;
, .,, ,i , ' ; :
.
raise funds for their educational
1,onlUl campaign with the view
"L.! ,.! ,m' I'
Mlv"n'
nl' vll",u,,' non-orficlal or-.
ganlzat'ons whoso work Is sup-
ported by the sale of Christmas
. .,,..,..,1... n .f,ii mm .
' " ......
um,1' """" '"'"'" i
' .T" ' u " "I'
' -i - .-
J.,' ,.
tci 1110 in mo couri nouse,
where .
tll wor.
Oregon has a right to be proud
( h.-r . position In the campaign ;
. .... ..... .
,ngain luorrcuiosis. inio um
, ha, lowered lis death, rate
j fl.m , l(l , SBi 0ri,m )iaH inw-jin
.VH from lis
lo il 3. She Is among
Mm 1l l..,ul ulnln. I,, Iih iln.ilh
Hoy Hunter Kllhil . .
KAN DIKtlO. Cal.. ln-e. I. M"l
Accidentally dropping his sholgun
as he stepped from a rowboat Into
a duck blind on the lower oiuy
reservoir yesterday, Donald Men-
denhall. lt, was almost lnsiantty
killed when the gun discharged
i and almost blew his hend of f. ! says you condemn mercurochrome
racoonllng to reports from the cor- land advlso tin uso of tincture of
oner's office. tiodin Instead of an antiseptic. 11
A .Insists you nover condemned mer-
I Itosot Her Arm j curochrumu but merely expressed
j DKH Mol.NKS, lown, Dee. 1. ; your nprovnl of lodln and the
M') Mrs. Sara Jane Hawk, who etjnplnlnn that It is as dependable as
the age of "5 reset her own mercurochronie. iM. A. I..)
broken urm at Stl was pronounced!
dend by a physician, died yester-.
'day ut the nge of 108.
jeFF,VA)H0
i this
i THe
CcTS ' ' (OS. BSTVAeeN IT AMD J THAT" ftC-jf , J CJ?S ' Ol l " 'v
Till HUNK, MEDFORD,
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D.
Kijjueii lrtr irtain.iijj to (wrMotuI
I trwtiiiwil. H1 U .i.Mte.l by I'r llr... if a
Ult- feliouM ' M aixl writt.M ii ink.
tnl. fiulr fw cati b ai.tfrrl hw.
iug to lUHiriM lioi.a. AMreu Or. WilUam'llri'ly. in en 9 o UiU newh.tM-r.
1
IF DENTISTS ARE DOCTORS WHY ARE DENTAL SCH00LS7
' a 1
a Mime uko 1 uiauo iivtv nn ex
tranrdlnarv urounsnl. notlilnir Iphn
(, ,, BURKeHtliu that iTie duntal
r ...
: 1 ' . .. .. . u.
(IT t 11 A I A ilf.
! V. .s!..' ...'.,
.L,rMtJ,,0in!-
...II.. 1
txclUBlvely
i i ,.n i.I. i i
r. i . n . S'H
joliulnrs and
hoped for n llttlo
dlHcusBlon of an
anomalous sltna
tion which 1 snail refer to later.
T !.'' " T. Lt....V. ,Jn irviA.w.
It lias all como to puss.
Lomniitlo(J of colinly dental bo-
elety offers for publication a lottor
beginning thus
"1 do not expect Ihut my
letter wll effect any changes
in your attitude that dentists
do not deserve the title of 'doc
tor. .Nevertheless, In self re
spect we believe
And the letter goes on to present
some facts, all of which 1 subscribe
.i ,,. ,.i.i,.,u !..
,
itaHt ucnaiaoio.
One of the facts' these dentists
on he county denta society 1
. . miy "I CI"
stationery present Is that llto die-
louary deflnlllon of the word doc-
l J1'?" S' f InHPr ?f j
t fJ?", "f1,0 . L" f JS.",. 1"! L"
It is a 111 1 1c embarrassing to at
tempt to debate anything with n
"committee" that chooses to re
main Impersonal. In any case. I
challenge the qualification of a ';ood
dentist to prcscrlbo a diet tor any
body. It seems strange that 1 should
i have on file ho ihifny letters of en
dorsement and commendalinn ofi
my teachings from dentists audi
from dental societies, if 1 really)
1 ! take the attitude this particular !
I group of denliHts imputes to mo. i j
.Many of my dentist friends have
reminded me that tho present
better class.
I had no sorimm notion that lho
iUhiiuhlh wuuiu ki up ineir Clttllll ;
humelUMl this preposterous propos- j
m. . uiuinu nun muu; nuuuu i
thnn ,),,, j wanted to stimulate
discussion , and I nm lmppy to havo
-Halted mpthlnK latitat dl.
iccuun. r i ,f
ir the ' undergraduuto dontai"H lilt a telcphono pole. Homo
Hchpols provide virtually the same ! folks nro too iioml V beg. buij
courso of Instruction ns the undor-.lhey hnint too proud t sell tickets!
..... ,i ... n..i
jhiiiuiuiiu uiutiiini niuui'iiL mum .
taue, . wi al excuso can mere no
iiivniiKO alio untu biuii iui iiiu vtjrtu
incyeiipio, ;
In this letter from the county
I the man who doctors periodonto-
clasls is a healer and certainly the
man who treats Vincent's angina Is
. . ... . . . . .
n healer. Actually, as I nave tried
i show, every dentist who engages
eivu praetlco of dentistry is
oxerclulng nil the rights and ns-
In, ..II ll... ...... I .u ...... .IKItll l..u
lho medical or snrBlcnl specialty;
known as ilentlstv? The denlist
has every light to the tllle of "doe-1
,r Vnr lil nniillinn is aiinmn. i
lus -ho Is praclically In lho inedU j
....I nrnfessinn lint mil nf It. I
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Mercurochrome
Judged by the arguments Hi
Ktnl'ls vmir column In n live one'
nlcre Is another for you to settle. A
Answer.
II wins tho can of null I
polish. Mercurochrome has distinct
IndvnnlHBos over lodln In many In-
CUTl
o
"r'fA glad
ASkD (V
TH TJOOR
Hoie
door?
l-EiVIJ6
BcTvAeeN
TH FLOOft-
OREGON, SATURDAY,
3T
lircltli mul hygUo. not to d'tftt diAgtumi mr
wif i.iriwd tiivrlupc in u !
Uoiif lo tkt bug- nuiuUr of iHUri r I
No rcilr n be mle to out rift not 1 uiifWiu.
miaiiLVH. an inijKjruini auvantUEfU
that t doem't bite or smart so
! mUch as lodln dues when amlled
a IreHh wound, , To my mind a
drawback about mercurochrnmn
"'at It strains everythiiK,' It
'
,.,.,, Tim ri.nrr.llv. rami
i cllMl fover of mcrcurochrome and
'lodln la atlll unnettled. Kucent
' terilH, which I quoted here, favored
'" '1B " dependable dia-
challenged and other tests of at
least equal scientific weight have
swuriK the pendulum back to mer
curoehrome once more. My own
policy Is watchful waiting. 1 am
.clinging to tincture of lodln. Why
! WttU horses while croHslng a
1 KtrcI,m-
Good Reference Book
Our high school science class Is
I Htudyiii-T patent medicines and we
I should like your opinion on the
subjoct, "headache powders." (S.
j K.
Answer. Some headache pow
flers are pretty dangerous, espe
I ill (I 1 t ,1.1,,,., inlmn arlll.n.,,
j auvfpe ,erha)H If your prim.,,.Ri
(1, i.ih Di,,.i
"'h" iCHinvjuinine-
will ask for It, the American Medi
. Blllin.,ulnl, Chifnirn n .;n
cal association, Chicago, 11., will i
send to the school library a volume
Y C0V .1? mU lnIorma0,
about such th ngs, or a copy of a
t ir)lt of ..The '0rcat Amyer!c(U1
hVllud. whch fc0VcrB hea(,achc.
ry well,
' a'opyrlBlit. John P. DUle Co.)
lhitlles ; may . liiTur.lahly g I'
..l...n.H.G n..t,ilK- u-.iuf u.
i.. ......
Quill Points
ff course stocks wilt keep going
UP forever.
Look at Florida real
estate.
Tax laws never are fair. Truck
liner, for example, never ure taxed
to help keep up the railway's road
bed. Probably the new novels sell for
the same reason lhat' soldiers ale
horse. II was lhat or else.
The "classics' arc those authors
who were read and preserved fop
general ions occau.-.c, nicy nao HO
cumi'vi uiuii.
,. , , r , ;
Undeveloped peoples are those
to whom the white man has not
yet given pants and pneumonia. ,
A koihI husbuml Is one wliu
kecs on hclujr an old dnrllii
In spite- of her lutein polciiw.
fut and selflsline-ss.
The old-fashioned preacher Just j
pemed greater becauso he was the '
seemed greater
notv ..m. in til. nnmmt.nllv wlm
could rcuil i
I V.I I M H I SLfll
r ii ?
; poverty, republias (and commun
Thcro Is no marriage In Heaven, j ism) by wealth.''
ami Unit alone shuuld exiilnin -hv i Klch Socialists, aa Victor HerBer
iicnpeckcd husbands are devuut.
I
No story the A. 11. I-', hero tells i
ou,
rAUTT.
HAO
THe Mice
T tooR
COULbN'T
AIUOTHAT
v i t- .
fi TWO
l ltC
X
it amd
DECEMBER 1. 1928.
'bin Hiiinll win seems quite Hfl In
cicda us the belt he says he. uiscd
to War.
A good vocabulary 1h desirable.
but sumo people reem to get along
I f(r. with lllyl "
inline "Yea
Htr -rinth "
J AnwricunlMii Throwing the nth-
! r fcllmv'H circular. In the wantc
' basket unopened: upending a lot
j of inoniey to s-nd out circulars of
' 'our own.
1 a
: wfhe modern hotel
rhe modern liotel hontenH
lltk feel at case as. ihounh
!at home." Here, at last, Is the
Utchamnlon (iiitimlHt.
If you make money at poker,
that's gambling If you make It at
bridge, that's a social duty; if you
make It outguessing Wall Htrect, ,
that s a miracle.
You van toll n road hog
even In a Hunt re. His clbmH
occupy. bull, arms of Ills seat.
j Ihiforcement makes progress. If
.only becuuse nobody can feel
j dignified w hile drinking from a
fruit jar.
Modern youth hus fun, but It has
nothing to compare with the
ecstiicy old-timers got out of Sweet
Adeline.
I? Ford's ancient village Isn't
fully equipped, we know where he
can get a gold-capped goose quill
toothpick for the banker.
The eKw.ed ear Is an Improve- j
ment In some ways. Lut the hh-k S
who feels devilish can't drupe one
leg over the front door. ' I
Correct this- sentence "It's love j
and not vanity" said ho, "that !
makes me urge my wife to dress!
better than other women." J
Brisbane's Today
(Continued From race One)
Is war
States.
now, aiiioii.; the United
I no Mac ol the p reneli army Is
the business of I'Yanco. not ours. I cianB0 eontinuu climbing to fabu
When, and If, the next war starts, ' 0s prices, and should reach SI.
masses of armed men may be as : ooo.OOO. if the boom lasts, with 5,
useless as were battle fleets In ooo.ono share days plentiful,
the Inst war. ' i i.;sch,in.;es In other cities vise In
tortainly gases would make . It value aim
I necessary Tor troops to operate un -
i dm irffinnil
The economic loss In keenlne
I more than hull a million young men I
I constantly Idle in tanco, fed and'
elntlin.l liv Mm n-nrL-... nH .1... i
ilnyeil In bcKinnlns llfo for them -
!snlv,u lu liwi.L.nlul.l,,
I t-t
I Marshal Feng Yu-Ilslng, China's
I minister or war, says ::0,uU0,u00
will not begin to solve tho famine
problem. Ills four provinces alone
imou at least f iq.uuu.uuu, only .t.uo
a month each, to feed tho starving.
-f
Hungry Chinese hnve censed
! KOlllllir tliolr children, bnc.llisn nn
lono buys them. The children are
, - , - -
abandoned on the loadsldo, who- j suggest ion that "Tammany knifed
ever will may tnko thomor they Smith," nnd proves Tammany ef f 1
starvc. , cicnoy.
It was worse. In Home, when it In NeV York state at large Her-
was legal to expose unwanted in-
j fants on the public square, to be
luiveii oy an.i oouy, or eaicn oy su ay
dogs.
.)
That dlsagrceabo custom, accord
ing lo Lecky, caused early Chris-;
tiuns. ineeniniislv. nnd kind heart- i
cdly, to Invent their theory about!
infants not baptized, going to hell,
or a place lko It. The mothers i
were nfraid not to have their chil-t
dren baiitlzcd, nnd after baptism.!
dared not expose them. Civilizing .
line numau laco nas not iieeu an
. ,. , . ,. . . . . ,. ..
rosy Jon, and Its a process, arm un-'
fiusicil
Itussia Is eujoying a new war have decided lo sell tho Christmas'
8l.aro. Karnest communists believe I lurlyy ' crop on a consignment i
,, -CAV,am nations" are In al' or Z1Z
,.,. , ,!,,,, ii,a n,il"a!,s a of outright td east-
: soviotlsmf Itussia worries ahoitl j
. . ... .
Increasing friendliness between
., ,, , , . .I,,
I Hi llnin anil .lannn. nnslioetlne n nlnt
! Hiitain and Japan, suspecting a plot
to encircle Hussla.
j Capitalism is too intelligent to Prowers cash on delivery on .12
;plnn holshovlsm's destruction. To',',M",, l'or Pound for first clasr
j attempt that would, temporarily , h,rag' 11,0 K'"crs to receive the
keep communism alive. The remedy i remainder when tho brokers dis
j for communism' IS WKALTH. j KISC thc birds. This Is the
I Mnko commuiiism rich, and com-l tl-", tln,c -"'n ll,c organization
. ....... T ... ... wn. r.-nm.l In 11.1 .1...
iiutiuiMn win any, i nuu no niea
there was so luch money, so much
comfort. I mast revise my views." I
"Monarchies uro destroyed by
can tell you. can he counted on the
finger of one jinn, and throe of the
fivo nrn father queer.
could run UNtei,
BUT ooft civr I
FOLLOW THCAA.
lVAa UNFAIR,
. . . i cr .
a-fl.
SAWD OwTy
l fUO THAT IAJA5 UNFAIR . X ' . ' ,v
that: Hote,r.
ANtt MOW
Rippling
Rhymes
Bj Wall laon.
rXKKlJVIKIlNEKS
The kindly und unselfish
man has many happy days:
liholved to do the best he
can to comfort Btricken Jays,
he f.nds, while he pursuit
this iilan. hi IrouhK's bo their
waya. Have 1 a eteen pain
In iny ne k. a chilblain in my
heel, and shall I call on Pete
and Heck, and tell how tough
I feel Across the road there
lives a wreck who needs a
good square meal. Misfortune
has been on hjs trail a lone.
Ioub time. I know; he latelv
served a term In jail, which
was a ilrn.it Ic blow; and he
is weary, sick and pale, an
effigy of woe. I'll cheer him
up lis best I may. I'll seo him
In hl -coop, and take him
shark's fins from Cathay, and
wholesome birds' nest soup;
I'll strive to make him blithe
and gay, so he will smile and
whoop. - Suppressinp; then my
groans and croaks, I venture
lo his shack, and cheer his
soul with sprightly Jokes from
Johnson's almanac, and load
him up with five-cent smokes,
and pretzels from my pack.
And thus achieving, I forget
the grief that ' made me sigh:
the nche lhat was my special
pit has said to me good-by: the
pain 1 hat seemed a sure thing
bet. decided it would fly. We
concentrate upon our UK wt'
nurse our little woes; our
thoiujhls are all of patent pills
and dope and things I ke those;
we worry over debts and bilh'
until our.llves shall close. AVe
Ihlnk about ourselves too much,
as we go down the years; if wv
were w:e we'd get In touch
with-other,' ills and fenrs: help
nut some cripple on a crutch, or
dry a widow's tears. I'm pretty
sure my heart would break If
I mourned nil alone: In think
ing of another's ache I soon
forget my own. and so I hand
a pie or enko lo those who
sigh and moan.
1
U. .f! I., mi Vfiiit Vnrl'u ttni-lf nv.
i A Hent on tle s i.Vancisco curb
.... , . , . . ......... m
, ,..":. .X" . .. ...:. ,i. .'.i
ci nnun Hnifi mis wneK mr ni.-
" ' '
How far this boom will go
hn.lv bnnu-u Anli,,,llv tiw..-,,,. u.wl
! earnings by industrial corporations
l,nl,o ll .,,.. T ,, .,
i curious thing is that several Indus-
I trial stocks, paying no dividends nt
all. sell at the highest prices. The
public evidently thinks it knows of
something in tho background.
Governor Smith's native city did
not desert him. He carried New
i York with 45.1.S05 votes to snare.
1 ItiT.flrtfi fnr Smfrli tioninst 71 I mi
, for Hoover. This seems to sctiln
,...., - D,
bert Hoover got more votes than
any candidate in the state's his
tory.
. .
IDAHO TURK POOL
TO BE CONSIGNED!
. TrfY,L..
noiKE. Idaho. Dec. 1 (Pi
! Members of tho Idaho turkey pool;
n (n..,,,.,. The Idaho turkey
.,". ',, ' ,,V ,,. i ,,
.worth nearly one million dol ars.
: ... . . . . '
be '
; will, be sold through local bro
kers the rompunirs paying the
' " umi me s.u-
cra lmvc sol' to brokers
T1"' prices agreed up.
upon wero
,32 cents per pound for number
1 loins; 30 cents Tor .o. t hens:;
20 cents for old loins nnd 20 1
rpnl. f,,r Vn n i,.t...... rru. I
growers will receive above this'
price the dirrerence between tho
cush on delivery paid and the
' 1 '"c "QM-.is iiiiiik
J -i-iJie'
on the eastern markets. The bro- .
kers will charge five per cent of ,A
the net for handling the crop.
HOWAltU, Kas.. Ucc. 1. WV
.Miss Alice Thompson. 1. of Ce
darvale. was accidentally shot und
killed by her fiancee, Wily Took.
SI. of Kansas City, white they
were hunting near here- yester
day, ltoth young people had been
guests at the home of Miss Thomp
son's aunt. -Mrs. Olive McCeehee,
near Howard, over the week-end.
The accident occurred, it was
reported, when Miss Thompson,
after stooping, t o retrieve u
squirrel, raised in front of Cook
Just as ho shot. The gun's dis
charge struck the back of her
head. "
IS LINEUP FOR WEEK
SAX FltAXClSCO. Dec. 1. (AN
: The weather outlook for tho
'week beginning December 2. wai
! announced here today by the
jl'nlted States weather bureau as
follows:
i Kar western states: The out
jlook if fo' fal1" and cool won
't her. with frosts at tho beginning
I of Die week, followed by unset -I
tied and wanner with rains In
j central and northern California,
I Oregcn. Washington and Idaho.
; but with continued fair over
southern California and Nevada.
liUS ANfiKU''- Pec. . (rW
Mrs. Charles H, Fayram, uf this
city, taid today that her father
John W. Iteedr uf Tipton. Iowa,
had accepted an invitation from
President-elect I lerbert. Hoover lo
hold his silk hat during his Inaug
ural address..
Her father, she said. . wiis ' H'd
years old and has lived .'n Cedar
county, Iowa near the old Hoover
home for 7 S years. Mr. Uoeder.
:"n0 w"u' "'t-eiveu a icuer M-om .Mr.
.. , ... ...
Hoover a few days ago asking him
'"' ""' ""'c'al hat holder.
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