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HEDFOKD M AIL TRIBUNE
' Dallr, Sunday, WmUj
Published by the
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II ITU N. 'lr 81. PbOM Tl
BOBKRT W. BUHKT Editor
I. SUM ITER SMITH, UuufOT
Ao ludeiiuiut Nwp.tr
MEDFORD MAUr TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, QREflOy, .MONDAY. XOVEAfTiER 5, 1923.
THE DAY BEFORE THE BATTLE
TITe campaign ends today, and tomorrow, like every, other
election day, serves as 11 test of our American Democracy.
Iiccau.se of the extreme feeling aroused by the local political
AN ANSWER TO AN ELEVENTH-HOUR ATTACK
W
T. have enjoyed a number ut good I'Uauglis" out of this
iinipaigu, but really for concentrated humor we believe
Personal Health Service
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By WILLIAM BRADY, Hi D.
1 ("Oil II K't . till, .K'ouiilontiol cmiiiii.iir., Hw. nul tin, -,...L-.- h,,a I.....,, I In 1, 1 .. I...U, .1 1 . , , ... I tKltou
Entand u Mcond el.aa matter at Med- ' .'" " , c i.fc.n uc. ore llie Skeptical electorate Of Jackson ttu
lord, UrrKOli, u.idtr Act ol Marcti 0, 107V. C0
ftlTBHTRl lTMlf RAT KB - . ' ' ' " J V "l W,,S '
By Mall Jn Advauce:
Jll7, with Hunduy, year
jtiily, witli Huiidttjr, nonUi. , .
Daily, without Hwiriay, yar .,
Daily, without Htuiday. luutith
Weekly Hull Triouiie, otia yea, ,
lta A.ff...... ff f "! ... . . .
.... a , .,1.. uiihim(v K HlipponerS TO piHCe thPir Candidate ' filrtud Jetton p-rtataiii to pmwul health and h7ioe, XX t diM diavnoaia at
l trea imen c, win M anawerea dj ut. vraaj n a atampea, aeu-auurt-aMa nTnoy u eucioaea.
Letura aboaitj M Drtei ana wncun in uk. Uwtug lo the uige number 01 leuera ra-
a .l caiTea, oniy tew ecu om knawerca nre. no repiy can oa uhk m quern: nu cwmwiw
w,,,,, , Biii'nwfl 1111 inula in ynn political IHHrnTV f f tills KtntA ,n ut. wuuan attar, u car 01 uta Mwapaiwr.
I'tdy Kiilmcrj.M'(, and practieally forgotten,
I .M-wimeiess. it nns ik'cii the uooviT-Mmlli roiitust jn whicli ! We rather expected they would try to put over some 11th-;
n n.ive neen nnriiKiiianv iiiterestef . iintl on v t ie resn it fit hone jidixmi for ui.u-f r.. it
A ST1IKTS IIKAITH DAY
Tmljiy. IloyjiT am! IJJrU and Kvory !)' Ii Ilmltli Day
..$7.60
- eSI ' " imonwieu. ana omy tne resnir r.i . hour appeal jor evr." Jn it. came, late, as we nredieted
" .'55 1 H'i ennlest is ifoinir to have iiiiv far-reachinL' effcr-t niton the ! mill nft..i u lu.l f,:u,,t. .....! The hrnltlileKt hoy or irlrt !( 2. "When out in thr open, n ha- J
l.VU " I ' "II U JIN HIT Nil I M l l.ll W II II flllt ailllnuiol
Sand., oo. I.oo , , ,. .. . . I , . . , , , . ...........i ;s(.llool f)Mo,v ,,. ,lirh b. ietlulo i "reatliua In wind unu B'-ih tne
. Of i.rner, in Auranre jn Meaiorn, am- i. .,n, , - v tpiuii i j ni nil m -. , ; u II I li'N J or I nt (la V 1IIH1 J ()r t lie CllinnaiL'n . . a m
land, Jn.'k.onYillt, (Jenlril I'oint, riiomli, . . . ' 1 j as thlx I hlive made from a com
l.irni, uoiu mil ana on iii(iiay.: jruciicilliv everVOMC CXCC It liOVCnior .Mllll I lilllise r. dill
(l.llv. wilh Knruluv. mnnlh fl .Tfi ' '
Of eourse we feel complimented by the amount of space dc- ! winners
HKUBKIl Or THK ARROCIATEO PKKH8
Heceivlng Kull Leiuted Wire Serrlce
Only paper in city or county rectlririg
oewa by ti'legrifli.
The Aaaocfated Preaa la eirlttaivaly cn
tilled to the um for publication of ill
oewa diapatrhea emitted to it or otherwiat
errdtted in tliia puper, and alao to tha local
oawa-publiihed beiein.
J&XZSSIS." "'li"ffl.v iniH.rli.iit factor
Kill: SUSS 2S?: .T."1::: "i'viscs, believe .i. n.vW win i. elected easily. :
i '.i ift wiui naiMii. uiie rear,, v.wv ivi tnnnn 4ii... .. I i I. .... ..I. .1.. i .1 I : t'.t...i I., tl.. ...i.i ..r . i . ...
All terma, caah in advauca. ', u i ihmibii nc nil jh.i now, mill never nave, -, iin- iiuinr in una paper, Ollt, not lieitlff n Candidate for
believed bis defeat will be as ovc.jvliclminK as the Literary Bi-: office, wc hardly think we need burden our politically bored
Kest i!iid other n..liou-wide polls have indicated. 'readerswitharei.lv '
. !
It. is no doubt a sad commentary upon our political morality!,, 0" "f """ n"m"ro,1R mi"t?,temets in this mirth.provokiiiR
but the fact remains that m v lias been, and is todav. an ex-; ,low'evpr wp fpl tlcmands eorreetion (for it is typical
in the way the presidential vote i ' ' """ 1 """ ,"I"K, and our answer to it is likewise !
(roes on election day. ' ""'l-o-ie answer 10 all or them). This misstatement is thai
Never before in' political history has the Democratic party j "'iK I,nl1,-r ,ll,s Storied nod jilled the facts reKardinB the
bad the money to spend it has had this year. Tomorrow, iii .M,,Kl"' fxtravjifrunee and unspeakable inefficiency of the pres-
addition o the millions collected and publicly acknowledged, ; 1 " "'l A,"ll"p' adnimistration,
. . J IM'V ; (( S( T IIP .1 ill .' ') hiiiio
i
j colic, utiIpmh the face Ia kept cov-
i erert
i poftite of the reports of nine prize-1 3, "it ls a crimo that a huhy only 1
AdvertlalnK itepreaenratlrea
M. O. MlKiKNSKN U t'OUl'ANT
Offlrctf In New Yurk, Chicugo, Detroit;
8a Frtnciaco, 1am Aiigelea, brattle. Fort-laud.
Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur I'crry
millions more will be thrown into aM the larsre American citic-
They accuse the Mail-Tribune of unfairness because tbev i
by liuskob and bis niiilti-iuilliouairc asso.-iates. "R ',"nI,r,'" '"c expense of prohibition enforcement here in
This whether we like it or not is (roinif to have its effect, j '"(,(s0",f'""n,.v " '" similar enforcement in Marion County.
And, as this condition has never existed before, nation-wide I N!.""e c,",r'tn. wni n'l b.v ')e same committee in our
, polls cannot be depended upon this year, as they have been ' ' S lss"P' Ue l,,,l,ltp'l then-error then, but instead of
in the past.
So, while we are confident Secretary Hoover will win, we
will be surprised if Al Smith doesn't fret a far larger popular
vote, and a better representation in the electoral college, than
H majority of (he people suppose.'
('iimllilutcH are taking thoir final
nIkiIh at the mnckinnr bird, for on
the morrow, voters of the nation
will excrclRo their prcroKalivi, If
they have nothing else to do, and
are not too lazy. The 33rd annual
convention of the Lithuanian Ttro-
thcrhood of America opens at
Worci'Hier, .Main., and many me Itcfore rlosiii; this particular feature of the campaign, we
zxz: v;- 1(- ('" m n...t n. Democratic party
heralded "nn n victory for tlie
mural forceK and Kplriluallly of the
land." It Ih iiiithlnfc of the Kind.
H Ih u victory fur the Hide Unit
rounds up. the numt votes. Hi-Uk-lun,
in theory, itiHlead of praeliec,
hart enacted Its role, nhniK with
11m tariff . Noinlnco Hinllh has
heen tile recipient of nuire Kneers
llian all the Krent men who ever
ran for the presidency. Nothing
has heen demonstrated, except ,
that the human ear and larnyx are
gluttons for punishment. On the
eve of the election, there is
"hreathlcHS Interest." The "Inter
est" Kept Its wind well.
heintr good sporta enough to correct it, thev nroeeed to renont
what tliey must, know is utterly nnd completely false.
Xow what are the facts?. The Mail-Tribune, never compared
prohibition enforcement expense here with similar enforcement
in Marion County, for the very good reason we didn't know
""' P'-niiiomoii expense in Mnrmn County was. What we did:
compare were the office expenses of the District Attorney here M wmE hlml-U'
and in Marion County expenses havfcnir nothhiL' to do with K-at.
I uqnor enioreeinent and showed that the
I nine weeks old is tanned from out-
7:30 a. m.-Out j door sleeping."
of bed. Five mln- J 4. "A baby enn't be harmed by
ute r setting-up j a tenspoonful of castori.t every
exercise. J.nthe, j day."
Dress. j Answer. 1. Not always, hut
7:50 Break- i sometimes healthy huhies reject or
fast-always some regurpifate some of the feeding,
kind of fresh if they hnvo taken too much,
fruit, If In ea- i 2. You know how, a high wind
son. o t h e rwlse, makes your own breathing diffi
Home stewed or cult. Protect the baby from direct
canned fruit. ; wind by placing a suitable screen.
Klthor a cereal, with milk nml i Mut don't cover the. baby's face,
sugar, or any kind of bread. Aj 3 I should say rather that it is
pint of fresh milk, preferably cer-I o- crime that so few young babies
Mfied milk. - No tea or coffee: If j have this great boon,
one does not like pure milk, the 4. Well, let us table this one. It
milk-may he flavored with cocoal wouldn't be fair to try it out on a
or with caramel. Some healthy: luckless him bo. :
hoys and girls eat meat or eggs; (Copyright, John K. Dille Co.)
at breakfast; others do not.
8:15 a. m. Answer nature's call.
8:30 a. m. Walk to school; in
any weather.
K:50 a. m. Pass the medical in
spector, or nt least the health sen
tinel, who detains all suspicious
characters, such as a student with
a cough.
9 a. m. School session neain !
room temperature never above 08
degrees F.
10:30 a. m. Ten minutes' re
cess. . iiefore resuming class oiJ
nanos.-
Mtlk if
a:v i:itou hath
(Lyons, linn., News)
IJge Armstrong sent to thn
News office, this morning, two
fine Inrge turnips which ho
grew this year, with the In
st ructions that they he dis
played for n time nnd then be
taken over by the editor for
his own use. They are unus
ually fine specimens and they
probably won't he on display
very long. i
A poem at hand, comes. close to
being poetry, duo to tin unpardon
able error.
time to
will be the only party to use money on election day. The lie !"" 1!1 Alf"'",n I ounty expenses bavlno; nothing to do with "-
i ... I.I .. v ;n ,i i;i....;.. n'... .... .... i liquor enforcement and showed that the vn.. ....,. 1 I 12 m. Lunch any kind of hot
1 ' I in. i.ci.cvc .in icino.. i l-i" " J,:'1-I soup with l.read or cracker, or nny
erals will use more, and use it, with less regard 1'or the nronric. I 'e nearly twice what, they were there, and seven times what ! kind of snndwish with relish or
ties, for Ihjs is the Tammany way, and the entire Smith cam- ' '"'' ."' t",1M ('0II11,.V- .
parn has been, and is. now beiiiK, conducted strictly along Tain-' . 8 1,,r",c t,lis Chancy board of strategy whoops is np
many lines. , ' " j " iKhteously about , this being the "liipior gateway of Oregon,"
So don't, be surprised at the size (,r the Smith vote in tbew,'i'." M,H"" ''ounty isn't, or words to that effect, when to
large cities tomorrow. Even the New Ifcpiiblic, a radically mo-! " " is "l,vinus bc items referred to bad nothing what-
i-i-i ii uu nun rnpior.
Now in all seriousness, 'isn't it pitiful and as tragedy al
ways verging toward comedy and vice versa isn 't, it a joke?
Smith organ, admitted in its columns last week that, -Mr. Ifas-
kob would send a million dollars in cash to Pennsylvania alone.
And don't be surprised if there are several arrests and a few
riots. All that money can do is going lo be done. The election
(bi, workers in both parlies are going to know tomorrow night
they have been through a real bajtle.
THE LAST WORD
There will he a meelii.K of all
ll.e coinhalnnlH, iVcilncH.lay ...or...
I..K. to i.Kce.taln If they am all
together.
The liu.lm of the trees are al
moKt i.m hare, aa thn well known
feminine limb.
A treat Truth l..n.eH make
patrlotH. lie who haa ct hy his
fireside with wife ...id children will
defend It. Kow men have heen
patriotic enough lo Kl.nuliler a
muxket In dcfi'iiHo of a hoarding
house. (Inuermill.)
folda are the order of the day,
nnd the i.ne.uilh aneesin Ih n.nki.m
the .welkin i-innr.
Inefflele.il cows of the valley
are not pmttnK enoiiKh water In
their main ' product, ao .Mai. Ih
lohiK It for them.
The merits of Associated fill
tsreiiHo Iihh heen fully explained to
your cor.'., anil the name should
lie UHed on tho uxlen of the earth,
before snmi'thliiK happens.
Jim fl.ievi-H I'aw wiih down
from 1'roHpCct ilurinK- tho week
end, lis cracked n nun. her of
local Hhlns with I.Ih trumy cane.
Things will nee... dull now. will.
nolhlllK eomlllK up hut Home foot
ball games, and ChrlslmaH.
(lulu, Ka..., Itcitlstcr)
.Mr. (Iilfflth Ik down tit Kldnrndo
Hp.iuirH, has a houMo keeper and
teHtli.B the water unci linlh for Ills
l.elth.
Indceit the p.iRennt (lolden-rod
Ih pi.khIi.k a way, the leavca of Na
ture are fallllur, BO uro our frlcnda
(.ml loved oneH.
.Mr. J. T. Treadway Ih nK, f,,..
the hoUHe wher .Mra. .Mamhall lived
and he linn llen.ie Mellon. .Id en
IfaKcd to paper and fix it all up
itiHidi.
M.H. Salco hiw Rone with her
da.iKhter nt farnoiiH nnd her ho.i
Will Ipoi u kooiI Job, and they will
nil he toKeather.
illrH. Hwasuart who IlllH been
cairlnit tor Mm. Kpanirler iH home
anil wan inn- i.leiiHoi.t caller
Hatui'day afternoon.
aim. JlntHtliiK hna her (trnnd
ibiuuhter from ArkanHiiH Htaylim
vith tier and Rolnit to hliih Hcimol
mm winter.
Mr. Handera la .not no well at
present.
.Wo wer nl.iil .M.h. HlHhop Kellle
l.na Km her man homo mid he-Ih
libel lo Hit up In bed. They are at
him homo In Jin. I .
How muny widdow women take
the KrgiHtcr?
Say. wo Hiire was Ho.newhnt
offed up when we heard at I'nrlyle
they look for our Itemn ever tli.te
, the papers conica to them.
' .
v Kiikciio lid lliimni
lOt'fJKNi:. Ore., Nov. s. (P)
Willinm Jlarmon, 17 year old
AVCHtflr boy, wi.h drowned In a mill
.ond when hla aulonu.blle Hkldded
from n narrow roadway and plunif
nt Into 26 feel of water there to
flay. Hide clirtainn of the machine
were fastened up and it wan ho-
Jleved yotmff ' Harmon drowned
Ulleu he was unuhlu to get out.
tif K said soiiielhing about this election, like every other
' election, being a test of Democracy. That, is precisely
what, it is for the ability of the people to rule themselves,
through an extended period of time' 'has not been definitely
demonstrated by any means. At least, this is what all the po
litical economists say, and they point, to the Republics in the
past as evidence.
A'iscounl, Itryee first called the world's attention' to the fact
that, while efficiency in business reached the highest point, in
the Tniled Slates efficiency in local government sank to the
lowest. This is not. so true as it was at the time the statement
was made, bid. it, is still, relatively speaking, correct.
And the reason is this: !
The averi.KB American cillzen Insists upon efflcloncy in tils
lnlvaK! husineHHi ho dnca not Insist upon U, in , i;ovcrnnient.
pnfllculaiiy In his local Kovernment,
Jt is the correct i f this attitude, which for many years,
the Mail Tribune has done everything it could to bring about.
Mo linve tried to convince our renders, regardles:; of partisan
ship, that securing of better government depends upon them,
and the first step toward that, improvement is to apply those
principles and standards of individual competency to their pub
lie 'affairs they would toward .their private affairs.
We are optimistic enough to believe there has been a slow
but constant, progress, both here and in tho country nt. large,
in this direction.
And with the close of this campaign, with every candidate
wc have sunnortcd unfii.!? ns to fire n final uimt ;.. ii...;.. i,
half, wc are merely going t ring down the eurtain with this
final appeal to the, people of Jackson County:
".You know these men nnd women, you know their personal
(pialifications and something or their records. AYhcn you step
in the voting booth, apply to each and nil of them this final
and supreme test : "Which s the best qualified to efficiently
handle the job to which he of shespires?''
If you do that, not only will the best candidates win, but
you will have done all that any individual enn'do, io improve
government in tins country, insure the survival of American
institutions am the permanence and continued success of a free
Democracy. , .
To clinch the matter, however, and remove all doubt, we
called up the County Treasurer of Marion (.'ounty on long dis
tance this noon and found the following facts to be true:
Last, year, under the sanio law which operates here, the Dis
trict Attorney of Marion County .spent trlb'27 in enforcing. the
dry laws -mind you, in n county nearly three times the size of
.Jackson County.
Mr. Chancy, during tho same time, and for the same .pur
pose, from the same fluids spent $:)Sl(i.
YVe asked for a three-year period 1!)2.", M2G, 3027. The
reply of the County Treasurer was he couldn't get the figures
in the time allowed, but that 1025 and !)2fi were "approxi
mately the same as 1!27.".
It tins is true and the Treasurer of Marion County should
nowthen we find this situation: ".
Chaney's expense for dry enforcement .1 ycars.i20,fi44
Marion County expense, same neriorl .l.ixi
salad, otherwise a sweet.
one wants It.
1:30 p. m. Afternoon session
beulns. Always wash the hands
before returning to clasa.
2:30 p. m. Oymnnslum, swim
ming, posture exercise, corrective
exercise, athletic training. (One
hour dally devoted td physical and
health education).
3 p. m. Afternoon reeeHs. ' Try
to keep five five feet or more nwny
from anyone who pretends to have
a slight "cold."
3:10 p. m. Wash your hands
before you return to class room.
4 p. m. All out no exceptions.
Walk home. .i.' -
5. p. m. Music lesson or other
outside study.
I! p. m. Prepare for dinner at
lensl wash your hands.
(1:30 p. m. Kat as wldo a va
riety of things ns the table af
fords. Take lime to chew nil vcko.
table nnd cerenl Items well. LIiuIiIh
must not he used to wash down
solid morsels. Kat when you eat
and drink when you drink, nnd
don't try to mix these functions.
Everybody happy at table. Keep
your quarrels nnd complaints for
another time nnd place.
7:30 p. .... Uecrention. "'
10 p .m. UrIiis out. All In.
Alwny.s in bed.
Nothing In this composite sched
ule nbout bri.Hhlnc- the teeth, but
there ts no objection to- that If
I - ,a
!
Rippling
Rhymes
(Bf Wait lluon.)
IICMMXr. IIAXIS
The man who lives In com
fort hIkIih. while he's conHi.in
ii.B costly iles. "If I had
wealth how much I'd do to
help the wnilliiff. luckless crew!
The hIkiih of Hiifferlm; ubound.
nnd there is sorrow all nround
and I would Kladly help re
lieve the stricken ones who
weep and Brieve. Hut I an.
rinding It ho hard to pay tho
butcher ror hlii lard, the eto
cer for his boneless prunes,
the tailor for his pantaloons: I
must be deaf to human Ills
It keeps me broke to pay my
hills." The tied Cross peoplo
send him word how nil the na
tion has been Htlrred by tldlnns
of disaster dire, of riood or
ramlne, Hlorm or rlre; won't he
dli; up like the othef (jenta?
And he reBpondn with fifty
cents. Ilia heart Is good, he'd
jladly aid when signs of trouble
are displayed; hut he must have
his shlnlnc ear, his rich Hn-vnnn-made
cigar, a brand .new
sun. although he owna somo 20
sails of divers tones, and ho
must have his board supplied
with all the market can pro
vide; nnd ho he has but little
left to help the stricken nnd
bereft, ir he but had a mil
lion bucks, he'd send out, dally,
loaded trucks, conveying bread
nnd pies nnd wurst to those hy
poverty accural, ir he but had
n million sends he'd purchase
pills and liver pads for nil who
suffer and are sick, k hut he
can't pull so fine n Irlok. So
people ren.ion every day; they
have no coin to g'.ve away
because they can't deny them
selves the good things on the
merchants' shelves; like mil
lionaires they all must live, and
so they hnvo few groats to
give.
swamp lots they bought In Plorbla
a few years ago.
Til Californy siirsco-li Unit
whacked nut Ills - own appendix!
may he. In. ordliim-y. circumstances. j
so (oiniiniiiit.v !k dryer tluin its
officials, an that's rarely very
(try., . ... , , .
-, 1
Tho final lest of eloquence
Is to tell I'isli stories In tho
dark whero your hnnils can't
help.
Duing 1027 the County'Trensurer of Marion County turned I on' wishes to do it.
over MoOO from the Prohibition fund to the County Ocneral
Fund. 1'nder the ndministvntion of Mr. Chancy less than $2000
was saved from this same fund in this eountv, OYKR A rij
RIOD OF TDRKK YKARS!
(iranting, for the sake of argument, dry enforcement ex
pense should be greater in .Tack-son than Marion County, should
it represent such an overwhelming difference as that ! Such
a claim is simply preposterous!'
Hut wHat's the use! The complete and utter incompetence
of Mr. Chancy' is so well known that the attempt to convince
the peoplo. otherwise simply can't succeed. The campaign is
Quill Points
; "Americans- wenr more eye
glasses than., any other people.
Quite so. And eat more grape fruit.
The Philadelphia plan has possi
bilities. Think ut the saving If. all
crooks were cops and could arrest
themselves.
Why should men sneak? Auth
ors of popular sungs print their
names on the cover and nothing
hanpens. f
Nothing ii it about "homo work."
that is, study of assigned lessons
at home. That Is an unfair en
croachment on the time the nor
mal hoy or girl should devote to
wholesome recreation. '
The hands are washed repeated
ly In this schedule. That Is essen
tial for the prevention of dl.sease
contamination of the hands. The
morning bathing Is not essential,
from the health viewpoint. Still,
if you can take a showdr or even
a sponge hath In the morning, and
like it, It is probably beneficial
to health, that is. if it Is cool or
co Id .
The healthy hoy or girl. It seems.
over the play is played nut. We pladlv leave the verdiet with ma . a rule to walk "H much
h ..nrtK 4 s time permits. No promise or
Tn the eld days, people told it
tunes- by the stars; now we -loll
stars hy their fortunes.
Well, what if the candidates did,
deliver the same radio, speeches .
every night? Jaz? orchestras play
the same music every night.
The man who scorns the modern
method of eduction means to say:
"Iook at me ann see what thf old
fashioned -system produced."
Diggers have found a prehistoric
skeleton with tho legs wrapped
around the neck. Probably a prim
itive cheer leader.
Correct this sentence: "I can
read medical articles written b'
laymen," said the young doctor,
"without feeling an urge to write
scornfully in reply."
Ye Letter Box
t
You can tell the people who
never before visited a winter re
sort. They aren'l taking overcoats.
If they want Mr. Chancy another four years, that is their
privilege. All we have tried to do is show by printing the faeU
what it will cost them. ' '
picture In a magazine will give
anyone this habit or hobby or hoof
ing tt severnl miles a day regard,
less of weather.
These observation nre baaed on
the assurances and the health rec-
Iords of nine prlsie-wlnnlng- boys
and girls who have given me the
;VaXf0ro,,,rh!,.dge: who nwarTd "be
trusted, ; prixe in tne case or one hoy nnd
(one girl.) 'Hotter -cut this article
out nnd Have It for reference;
Another khhI way to devel
op your vocabulary Is to sit
bcsldo friend wlfo while she
drives.
But thepoor wouldn't have any
more children llian the rich if thuy
wore made to pay as the rich are.
I? there's anything In this evolu
tion theory, why hasn't a trap door
developed In the region or the
appendix?
Still, ir Pullman rates are mndo
to cover the theft of towels. It is
obvious that those who don't steal
get robbed.
Americanism: Weeping for the
poor mistreated foreigner 3000
miles away; euBsing the darned
((lien who' lives In your town.
No two can love equally and the one who loves more .lets
the other have his way.
Kxamplc or a self-made idiot: A married juan thinking be
is interested in another woman's mind.
MUTT AND JEFF Why Does a Stork Stand
yt KSTIOXS AND ANSWERS
Gin ml ma Crumble. ; ,
Vor llie benefit of niolKer, In
law please tell me how mueli t,ruth
or ri-nxfln there Is III these Hayings:
1;' "Healthy hahleg always vomit
some after eating. 1
That new device to discover hid
den riaws In the steel of an axle
doubtless resembled a telephone
pole. '
timber Walk.
To the Editor: ...
It Is now over and tho voles
cast tomorrow will show ir the
people want to ride ror another
fonr years In the .'art drawn by
the leaders, Charlie and licit, with
.N'cwt and Talent on the pole, and
I think they will say, not by a
"dam" site, I would rather walk.
' T. A. WATERMAN.
Political Announcements
I am the regular Republican
nominee for sheriff of Jackuou
county. It elected, I will. co-ope
rate with all officials In the an.
rorcement or all laws.
CHARLES D. STACY,
Paid Adv.
Route 4, Meiiford.
It Is estimated that 2 per cent,
or those who love rootball woubl
attend a game played hy stars no
longer connected with any college.
If the worst happens, those who
pay 400 for stocks thai pay 6 per
cent on par can retire to the nice
COMMISSIOXKR
I am aKkfnir re-election In hA a..
fice of County Commissioner nn ni. '
past record. Experience count. Oui
rinances are in snUb solemn,!
lion that Juckson County bonds can.
not be purchased.
A study ot county expenditure- 1
compared to other agencies shows a '
careful handling or tax tunds, I have'
nlways supported a constructive
road program for the development
of the county. I believe In faithful
and conscientious service, fair and.
equal consideration tn all. . -
A buslneHH man or farmer doea
not discharge a competent employe
because someone ele wants his Job.
" VICTOR iiURBULL.
"Ti a """uunenn Nominee.
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