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MEDFOKT) MATL TTtTBITKrrc, rEDFOTlD, ORKCiONT. RATITItDAY, NOVEMBER n. IMS.
BEDFORD MAILTRIBDNB
Ml. Hood,?. WMkif
ublislwl
MKDruuu riUKTua oo.
Mlf-lt K. Hi HU
KOBKKT W. RllHL, Editor
I. WJMPTKB SMITH, U.D.(tt
An lndep.wl.nt Nw(ilpF
Kntr4 u Mt-nnd bIim mttr tt
fcrftl, OrtKon. oiuirr Act ol Mi UT.
8UBSCBIPTI0II BATES
07 Hill In Adnwt:
, D.tii. buj.r. f'
lilr, im bufiiiiy, mobtli...
Uailr, without bium!.?. tZZS. "
Dallr, without bead. ummjOj
W ..II. U , 1 1 Triiim... out ynf.
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bundr. ou tru :
itw. jkioiiih tul"' K0'"1- ttuU-1
r-i.. Mill aiui on H rhaitl! I
lt.il'. nirti Kumlkf. month ...... 76
DftllT. without bimdar. mootb .65
MRUBKR OF THE ASSOCIATED PKES8
Hmelvlnf TM UaMd Wirt Smltl
Onlr patwr in &tj m oounty rtcdftng
uu bt Irietfrltih.
dtiTS" tol,iiPSor pIbUliIJo"of
otwt dipU!tica crMllUd to it or ouctwim
er4lteJ In tiiii pir, and lo to U lou)
MWI publjliitrtl farlvfO.
All rivLU for republication of fpeeUl di
pttriiM Lerin are ilao ttntmd.
Official papr of Uic City of Medford.
Official Mpcr of Jackaoo County.
Bwom daily avvrart cl nutation for all
MOdUxa aiwlliuj April 1. 1V2B, 4 63 1.
U. O. UO(JtNSKN COM PANT
OfflCM Id Nrw York. Chicago, Dttrolt,
Van rrsndaco. Lot Aufelta, bttla. Port
Ye Smudge Pot
Bf Arthur Perry .
Tho nobler virtues are now be
Imk manifested by eiinilhlatfH,
paign oozch to n el oho. What Home
mlMake for bllterneKM, ahcei.
' wrath, c 1 in or, nnd evil Hpeaklnir,
in quite plentiful.
OUR LAST FHOXTIKIt
j (Ponillrion Kat Ori'onian)
Heppner, Oct. 31. (Kant
1 Oregonlun Ileppner flureau.)
It aeeriiH rather a peculiar
time of yen r, perhaps, to play
if erofjuel but keen itportHmen
j ar not ho particular. -K. It.
' Huston ims excellent eroiunt '
(rounds nnu Momluy even ins
i tnw Home 4if Heppner'n Imsl
players out.
I'um'hlntf of n tunnel thru the
KixklyoiM with n lend pencil, for
uhc by the Kpee, Is contemplated
by the Ktnplre , Builder of the
Kogue.
' Mr. A. K. Smith, reputed nmong
the Hiiierrlgh terms to fiossess
hoofs nnd a spiked tail, nnd who,
ilia O rego n iu n i en rs will, put a
saloon on tho corner that can be
recognized as such without resort
ing to the imagination, announces
that "victory is In the ulr." Ho Is
defeat, nnd Air. Hmlth is the one
best fitted to bear it. He is re
garded as a sort of denii-dovll, who
takes cindy away from Hltlu boys,
nnd dolls away from little girls.
The mention of his name has
Viude isunduy school superinten
dents eusH, nnd n wave of spiritual
hatred to overcome citizens who
have not been to church for 20
yearn, nnd do not intend to go for
ill more. The disaster destined to
crush Mr. Hmlth. will ho the" cue,oul udminist rat ion.
ior uplifting hating, for many .lf , , ... ... .
I We Inn t entirizn Mr f linnev tni ihis
TIIK M'.M)l)KI) IIHICK
(KitKX'iie ItcRlster)
When a deleKntlon of prom
inent women culled at the city
hall to ask for proper meat '
inspection, to sufeguilrd the
health of the community,
Mayor Williamson said they
bad better go home and raise
hnhle and not meddle with"
. city affairs.
I There has been a decline of
feminine belf-torture, via ghees.
i. Oenerul Motors reports a profit
iof 1:14.011(1,000 In' tho last quarter.
A gent who fnlled to t;ct his
easy payment In nn time, reports
that the letter he received Indicat
;cd they had lost that much.
; liuckwheat cakes are being op.
posed by those who eat breakfast.
The cooks are putting too inurh
Ibuckwheat In them.
i Mrs. Olrly ha cut her age 10
years, and her skirt the same mini
. her of inches.
KOOTIIAM, HADIO
(;.(!. I'. Aniioiiiii'itiK)
The Happy Warriors Jlncd up
for the opening kick. The sun Is
Vhlnlng. with a blue haze over tlie
distant foothills. It Is raining in
'the Willamette valley. Here the
'precipitation Is much less. This Is
a great country. Another cash
:'cuiomer Just came through the
gate. The pear shipments from this
Valley last summer will total close
to 4000 cars. Medford on an at
tempted line buck was thrown for
u 13-yard loss. Tin man with the
, ball, lives on a five-acre tract, and
'can see ;ordly .Ml. Iltt from Ills
,, back porch every morning before he
'- starts to scnuoi. Let Jones tiv
I your punctures.. The Medford
team goes Intern huddle. ty the
'-vsv, if you are cold theHe morn
ings, get a wool blanket from
Petersen's, made' from the bucks
of sheep raised In Oregon. The
Kilter tloverninent league scores.
The half Is over and the referee
i blows his whistle. Your hoy will
i like a tin whistle for Chrlstmns. A
'. lnrge assortment Is on display at
-; J i II business places.
If The home boys return to the
j field. There will be n union meet
' lux of the Humdingers next Tues
day noon. A visiting player I'll'KH
ipip. then KKHL. Owing to tho
' failure or tho radio, we will be
nnuhle to complete our report of
ilhrew speeches, the report of the
lrw ballot hy states, a detailed
description of a new go-cart, an
argument against the Dunne Hills,
'several other vital matters, anil
... Oh. yes! friends of radlolnnrt
;' . . the final score.
,t Tll fnd-innkers got liver Into
j,gnDl sociely. Now If some doc
tr w'l discover that boiled enb
hago Is good for whatever ails us,
lVuu democracy nil! at, lust come
MR. CHANEY'S RECORD
IN ANSWER to an editorial in the Mail Tribune, advising
the Tux Payers committee not to tirtfc the re-election of
Newton W. Chancy on the ground of efficiency, the IJepub-
licau County Central committee replies: j
The County Central committee invites the voters to in- I
sped tlio records and we bellevo the voters will find out, j
as this committee ban that Mr. Chaney has made a most ,
remarkable record as their
-
itt iaarkablu is the word.
record ean be found covering
I rii-t Attorney's office in this Ktate.
Here are a few of the facts
Thauks to the Eudy law, which diverted 75 percent of the
fines placed in the county Prohibition fund into Jhe hands
of the District Attorney, this office. received a total of upproxi-
mp.tcly if'J;5,CM!0 up to November 1 of this y?ar.
Now of a tal of approximately .f 40,000 eolleeted in fines,
a11 nafi bpen sPpnt for prohibition enforcement state, district J
attorney nnd sheriff except ftbout sOOO which hns been re-1
turned to the County fJeneral fund. I .
It U upon this showing that the supporters of Mr. Chaney Just one more word. Forget for a moment that this is a po
elaini prohibition enforcement in this county, durinif his ndmin-! litieal eampai?u, and imagine that you as an individual were
istration has not-enst the tax payers one single dollar. Hut j confronted with the problem of selecting a man to handle your
tho answer to that is how could it, with such n sum of money iown legal business for the next four years.
collected!. Most taxpayers looking over the records, would in-j Knowing what yoi! do of Mr. Chaney legal attainments,
quire how could prohibition enforcement cost them, so much, i and knowing what you do of his record, would you select him
why out of all that money could the county only retain $2000 t to be your adviser and counsel in all legal matters-that might
in three year--,' time. If ibis is the definition of efficiency what 'eonie before you?
is the definition of extravagance? j If not, then why would you select him to handle the legal
' j affairs of your county?. Don't you believe the selection of a
We also note the Republican Central committee is very care-'more competent .attorney and a better lawyer would give you
ful to mention only IVohibition enforcement, which comparn-! better service at less cost? ;
lively speaking has been satisfactory, assuming apparently thci . As the Taxpayers' keague well said, "In this campaign let's
only duties of a District Attorney are to enforce the I'rohihi-
( Jom Jaws
Such of course, in -not the ease. The P'islriet Atlorney is
pledged to enforce all laws. More than that he is the Ical
adviser of the county court and the official reprcstnlalive of
the county in the district court, all VKKY important duties.
What do the records show in this direction? They show
that the District Attorney's office durinp; Mr. Chaney's admin
istration, has cost the lax payers of Jackson County, more
than any of lice of similar size in the entire n'lalc. . Hven in
Marion County, where the U'lfitl
ill Multnomah County the office
hall what I hey have been under .Mr. ( liiiney. in l.imi County,
in which Albany is the county seat, anil where two county
jude.es arc! required to handle county administration, the ex-
............ ...... ............ ...l,i .!,..
jit; HIM?, (lit im-:-m i ill ji until iiii
Hero ate the sums paid by the
merely to initiiilaiu Mr. Chaney's
In ...
In '1020 ....
Jn 1027 ...
In 1i)4J8. ....
This is an nverapie annual expense of over ifr.ODO. In Mar-
ion County the expense for the same service has been
and in Linn County if70i. Moreover in the latter county, as
in a majority of the counties of Oregon, the District Attorney
had done all the leual work himself.. Hut Mr. Chaney lias found
il necessary to hire a competent and well paid deputy, thrnugli-
, i , .
stances we admit a competent
But it does of course increase
looltintf over the records must realize he shoulders a share oMof h0 , muB(.lu byBi ,a lniilsaIt wat(,r oll coppel. iiettie.
that expense. order Oi lists who. sell "courses " to which gives the brine a greenish
i. . ,, . n At i i 'i 1 the perennial Yankee sucker. Why .color and the pickles a brownish
I In 1 this is not.nl. Mr. rhnnev has a so received a saarv i.i. .....i. . .. . ..... i.. ..i . i...,i.k
from the shite, to which everv taxpnvvr must-contribute bis
,, . . ,
proportion. I his total fur the past, lour years amounts to 1(1,-
Slid, or a priind total to date of over $.".",( 00.
. Quite a tidy sum. Hut there are still a few expenses inci
dent to the sort of "reinailtable" lejtal administration Jackson
County has received.
-
The mosl important sinple case in Mr. Chaney's adminis
tration was the notorious D'Aiitremoiit. trial. The authorities
decided to employ two assistants for the District Attoilicy,
one paid 'by the government tho other by Jackson County.
This, under the eireiiinlstanees,
... . .. . ...
We a so at Unit .Mr. l: lanev was
part ill that trial than he did.
let liini, apparently not realixini;
been nffd
how extraordinai'V his
M,, . , , .
mvever, this legiil assistance
Coillltv iriMMMI more.
., ..
Then ihere were whispers
dlirintf the year retiardinff thc
Chancy Jifmself insisted upon n
don't blaint! Mr. Chaney fur
, i i. , .
and everyone rejoiced, Hut in
MUTT AND JEFF
i Heriv'SCRT, t jvjiT tR?oPPGL
IM TO R(IMINJ VOO TW.rT
I'M DOIMG 6O0U NAOvSK
Fora voo im rHe PfxCti'oGMTiAi.
t 1 1 1 ....nr.
ye'-. r
District Attorney.
,,, , , ,. . ., !
f dou t believe a similar ;
the administration of any Dis-
covered hv that record
business is second only to that
expenses have been less thaiij()f
i... .. !..,.. :., r. ,,.!,..., rv.,,.. 1
uit im-i-u hi j m. i.-tiiii "iiiii.i.
taxpayers in .lacltson County
office, apart from his salary;
.ft.IiOO
n.oso
67125
5,975
Jtiii.fino
Under the circuit!-
, ,i rc- , i '
lawyer in the office is essential.
the expense, and tho taxpayer I
was no doubt, a wise procedure.
.... . .
anxious to take a more aciivc
Hut bis two assistants wouldn't
how' remarkable his record hAM
aliiliitics as a trial lawver were,
.11 . p t i .
cost the taxpayers of Jackson
;
e i -i i
of crookedness nnd corruption
District Attorneys office. Mr.
liraml jury invest ijjnt ion.
Wo
seekinu vindication.
II,. .ml il
e. i i
i i - ,i .i
lookiuu over the court house 1
Well, You Know How
SoT
tHAT
FcJS,
m - . .as. . . y . , 1 u 1 , - J 1
I I
; records could one Maine nnv interested taxpavers from noting :
. : : :- i.: V t...-:.. ... !..-:... .1 r
. butiL una uiti-iitiiiuu w men
upon eo it them another 11,073.
At thi point tho Crawl total
in collected fin ps; liciiij; at'tual
only $10,800 of that urn-omit the
,
...
.Now it was a peruual of the
'which th Mail-Tribune KU'L'cst'd
I
Iii'ln-shing the inruiory of tlie electorate in this direction we!
feared vonl.l injure their candidates cluiuees. Hut the Jack-
son ( ciiinly ( eiilial committee thought otherwise, anV it is
i partially i:i answer to their implied request that we have jiuff-
: li.shed them today,
j Perhaps they are rijjht. This is n strange campaign. But
we really don't see Mow iit 'the face of this recorc1 any sa
person can maintain that t!ii is "a taxpayers f ifrht. " and that
ion the basis of business efficiency, legal qualifications and
publiu eer-nomy, Mir. Chaney must be retained for four years
more, or the commonwealth will
apply business sense, to our 'politics."
Personal Health Service
By WILLNLM BRADY, M. D.
0frnd tttrr prtaln1nt to personal hcaltb and hjfr-ne. not to diaeaia ditnoala ar
t rent men t, will be nawerw1 Bt Dr. Brady If a itamped, irltaddrtfaaed envelope In encloM.
I.ctter-i ahould b brief and written in Ink. Owing to the large number of letton ra
!cikcd, onl) a few can be trmwered here. No reply can be nude to qutrtea not conform
ttig to InMtnirtioi'M Adilrrm Or. William Rra1r. In cre of this nepitnp
THEY HAVEN'T GOT THROUGH THE SKIN YET
For
year nr lor.-;nr readers
'have been Rending me cllpplnus
r im.n th-,i (innmn m
a cu i-ir tt item that seema to
im i, urns me
mmidx Ol the
press, nils Item ,
llsllully ailliears
it me toriii o. a
dispatch from VI-
euna. Somehow
4
It does seem as:011tll nrHt takinK EOO(i nallls to re.
though it should
come from Hill--
ley street or.
from somewhere I
Uct h is always from
jtn France.
l rt , u,.ii nit nnu
reads In Ihe-climilnfls. Anvway. -
"he uem .His how It is KOins- to
v,enm.;i. one -
hi i.. ti.. ... i. fiitncu ti I
no pussniiu i. in '.'.'".."
iff;'1 "ia" . "I'... i 'mCcI whv i
Hid ami 11 awtui, nu.oei .
Kraclous. the sklllMy people .
my
irie to tet next place
v pailor chair and tho!
m l dure to visit the
will bo rioting
In the beauty
fat ones won
place for a facial, lest tlie experts
:, a l". "steak and 'potato'..,,
,lv. It seems, ill the Vienna !
neb that an unidentified
rub I
I slv
i dispatch, that an unidentified
A. Mr.u',1 noctor" has succeeded ki tM8 daubed surface as near
... .. i..i .his face as Ills knees are for 24....
in "forclm! enouuli nourishment ,
tlirotiKh the skin of a patient to
through the sum oi a mucin i
.n,lltV1i11 HtruiiKth and bodv heut
What a (leinorullzlr. t effect this
when this Austrian doctor will
probably bo nuiiliiK tho circuit
,L,m.y wVh his wonderful new
remedy that gives BtrcnKlli Ihroiijli
Mm Hkiii''
The comical Item cveu contains
a special halt, lo prepare the suck-i
era lor lho proiuollun cainpaiga
Mint is lo folljw lu. due course,
This la a revelation that the "pro-i
cuss" discovered by the nameless
Austrian savanl. Involves n kind-
of massage w.th a mysterious mix-
ture of ful, P'-oleld, sugar and tho
necessary vitamins. lucre, iiiat.alleu hlooa in ills veins or unyisihlc cost
will mak'o 'cm all sit up and watch :
for lho Introduction, of the -;real 1
mn. It may even ' 'intrigue" i
K An. mnA nn m. mi I it I.I e t,i ml I .
" ' " " .' .; ,, ..
said, many a doctor's name Is
cheaply Imaghl.
Mf ....nvun me lemo hiikii c nnu
hnay be unwarranted. The Item
annul forcing noui iisumeni turn
io Blkn mHV(, j,,,, Mmv cmr.
pomlent's little Joke. Hut If it Is
not advance n -tent s propi tanaa,
why oh why ,,,., u appear a :
thousand times In the year, and
WiiyS 111 tlie lOlIU Ol U reglllUI
news dispatch?
Another littlo Joke that my I
,
anonymous cot i esiiuiiiieiim eiijuj i.uin. i. i-.. n. i n.i. .mu smuc ,
, ,iying on me Is this: Kvery day! trouble and 1 wn:it to ask her how '
It Is With Mult
GRCAT OGSlR TO
GO TO OftPftf N5HT
SPfclMG, IP VOutCMfiVjO
tiieir nsint:i, niuriiey iusimcu
reaches ffU.OOO all but ; munication are confidential, so far
expenses to the taximvers, andaM 1 B!D concerned.
Goiter
regular salary of the office. ! Kindly send me some complete
! detail about your method of using
! iodine lor -Totter. (M. E. F.)
record, disclosing these I inures, I
the Taxpavers League avoid.
perish..
or two tnoy send me a clipping,
:nttrked wlu an arrow pointing to
tllH HHtui'hin-s assertion of an es-l0f
puiaoning by anilines or benzines,
fronl lho wealinc of shoes imnie -
dujtcj after uyeinB the leather
:wii n dv rninmlnine nnlline i.r 1
Uer,ol derivative, "prove that these
po)sonit are ab3orbed throt.-sh the !
,ln)rokel, Mi(n" My correstmnd-
im.,n hidden, ask me some laconic
qnDation about the clash of "opin-1
,.... .,..
shucks, suppose one spilled iil.,mr t ln Tribune and we in-.
bottle ol' chloro.orm on one's neck I ..,. ...,,.., of .lackson county
tie and iiresRntlv hocar.io iiiimn-'..
I1."!1" - , Would P'ovo that the.
'"' ?? J "?.ngJ
scions. Would it prove that the
- "i1'!! o' me i lien : ouie u
would. In niv lllustrlnns colleague's
"i""on. Hut not m my opinion, rd
col-I
h'M these lerms:
lw"-'ue "hot " Hese terms: , flnd . out nH lhls comnli
''" l,'t h,m "' buola "ith tbe!lnap Mr. rhaey has a
Poisonous dye. provided I may . Iliak!llIO record as lhab
have control of tlie air I breathe;
the other hand, he must let n.e
" " ,"f"' square ,
foot ' Kood or metal surface and .
liB lat:e n llis kllecs are for 24;ti
'loins.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Kindly toll me lf the action of
I
on
A.
moan,
lt flm.pcn tYin l.mllll,
one who eats the pickles. (Mrs. 1
ID
; Answor. If tl.e pickles are sat-,
ilsfncto.v in taste, there Is not
:enoiiSh copper to worry about. I
Colored Blood
Is there any way to tell whether
a person has colored blood In his i
voins? Would a blood test tellitlve evidence of their guilt.' and
anythiw? (K. J. O.l j in most cases securing pleas of
Answer. -You menu negro blood, ! guilty, and taking them into the
I suppose. There Is no test to de-jiustlce court at once and serur-
itormlne whether a person has any
trace of alien ancestry. Why both-1
or about such a fancy anyway? II'
tne ludiviuuat nunseii is accept-,
i. .. .,,'" . . . '
n II O I fir Willi lie lllll'IIOI'IH III IIP.
lot lhls or that alien blood or n:i- j
Icoatry? It you are troubled hy
yarns ni surowniicKS. I can ns-.tu
istire you that such yarns are pure-!
ly iiciniiiiot oi iiiiiiHiiinine uuu iio.jn tlie iilinus oi mis cinnui nuc
sldl rovraioll ,0 tye 0CCllr8. All !",t what the people will re-elect
the children of a person of mixed:
mooti win nave less in ine .nnea
blood than the parent, piovlded'
al-jtlio oilier pnient does not contrib-
IIIU nunu- in un- uiic-h iiiimii.
Oh. Pea. Please Write
Please send me the address of I
I,-. ,i , i,,. ii, .,,.,
GLecTG
DOKfT Voo )
TAK6 HSf? f
1
8ne wa" eared of this trouble. (Mrs.
." -
Answer. Kveu if 1 knew reg s
Address or whatever was her trou-
1.1 a I A.nd.ln'1 Anmulu A tl sim.
ngwer.-Ly advice is that any-
;one W1ln ifter 8"oum consuii nis
own pnysician. .-vt?r hiiuuiu u
goiter patient use iodine, unless
under the direction of hla own phv-
Of en pay for more addition t
thcr personal nppemuK'C than
tliey listil to," wild lnif?tf-sl Artie
Small I 'day, us a cnsti mer walked'
out with five bottles o' hnfr lonl-t.
1 i-oillit :tli rli--4 till 1 lop off
t f !ei," i-eiuarkeil .Mis;-i tU' in
WUHatus tbls moriilrr.
Communications
. Seniiiueiit Airrccd To.
To tlie Kditor:
An edltorlnl In ThuiMlny's Trib
une entitled: '!.V I'rlendiy Wnrn-
ing" was called to the attention
the Uepublkan County Central
i n connection whatever with the
:T.lx l'ayets eomiuittee, who are
.., rvinir n rierieH of advertisements
'.,.. .., ... ..... i .hi. .ii.
t01.la y0u cite the fact that the
volerH re , an ,n,.rlnK and !
...h , , ,t
", .' .,,, i, v..'n r:'valll,! 10 his constituents he should
them to look carefullv Into Mr.
Chaney's record. In this senti-
ment we fully nKree with the
editor of the Tribm
vite the voters of .1
i. . . i.. n, .f
fict.a 0'f le ,,,ulUy
leounty clerk at th.
1 ' , " .l,.! , nd I
the court house
as til's comml.teo. has done. In
" ,. ,.u ..., .rtn.i,,...
reference to Mr. C haney s conduct
of the district attorney's office.:
, "'r"
""'I ? Z ! ho" -
mnt re-
Ihalr district '
!anorney.
Wc lsh , s,ate that the ro-
onlM wlll ,,,,.,. th!lt -for the!
th,.Be yearB ,)rlol. Ul Mr. chaney
,hem , look r lrefullv into .Mr.lhavc experience in handling the
,.,.. ,,.,.0,d In this senti-' flnancTal and business affairs of j
, ,, offlue ,iv, ln.xpayCrs had , J'
.i ...... :.-,., rnr,"
dig down into their pockets for
over U.,0CMi. to tall up p.-ohjii-1
tion law enforcement; that since
Mr. Chaney has gone Into off lie
it has not cost the taxpayer's one
1 i.,Kie dollar for prohibition "''V.T'im
.enforcement. 'mvmtnf ihkluimw' i,m finnii
1 Tluy will further discover that !.aV
I m.... ..- hnv.. been ."hen there was on almost unanini-
l.nn.lla.l llll'llllilh ll I'tinnCVS OI -
fico in the last
llirec and onei''
ba'f years
it the lowest average j
cost per case jn
.tuckson county
any
n t b e r
county. '
They wlll find that Mr. Cha-
ney's policy of threshing out
rested criminals.
ling sentences at the lowest pos-j
Instead of allow ng
them to : Into the circuit court
and Into the bands of lawyeiS
where the cost wouiu oe enoi
:..,.. linu n i-cn in '.1 1 1 Sll f II n IIL-
" . . .- .... . i
Thc' Medford newspapers ' are for county commissioner. KilU
t supporting Mr. (;ham y. Thutjt'oro is supporting ig Ashpolc
,.n ,.t..Hi i.t wiieii tne wnoi,-
truth Is known, there is no doubt
Newton C. Chaney on Novom-
i,,.,. c.
JArKso.v rofXTY rtKlM'lii.l-
I'AN I'KNTHAL COMM1TTKE.
tl'uld Adv.)
A onl for iium-n
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(By Walt Maaon.)
THK TlltKI.KSS JOKF.Il
Who loves the too-perxlsient
Joker, who sprini;s hi uuipf
tlnuuKhoul the day? W h o
would 9101 ernite him .with u
poker, or punish him hoiiic
other way? Vhre Ik a time for
Hft-ni ly jestinK. it helps our-d
spirits when they sur; but wne
to him who's always quest i"k
thrsutfh joke-books for another
KaR. When earnest dilesales
forefather, lo talk about the
income tax, whai' muiv annoy
iriK than the blather of idly
jentinK jumpinK-jitcka? When
Home Brent issue I'm espound
hiK. at evening, in the Hlue
Kront store, 1 want lo hear no
JokeH refouhdintr, then rihald
citmments make me woe. The
cnronlc joker takes occasion to
Jeat ut un unseemly time,, and
no rebuke, and no persuasion
ran keep him from thai wirt of
crime. He'll try 4o pet off nome
thiiiK witty, rjr sprint; a funny
anecdote, when statesmen, visit
ing our city, are telllnK us Just
how to vote. . And' while the
coroner is holdins an Inquest
0:1 some worthy pent, you'll
hour the humorist unfolding a
joke that bm't worth a cent.
And if wo hold a lynching purty
rebuking some one stei-ped in
Hln, there'll he on hand a clever
smarty ambitious to create a
grin. He's joking when our
horseleKH carriage has dumped
uu in a muddy dell;- we hear
blm Joking ol the marriage, and
at the funeral, as well. He Jokes
on hearing tales of sorrow, he
JokeH at efforts for relief; from
old Joe Miller be will borrow
an anecdote that fits all grief.
And so he makes his long en
deavor to fill the town with
luughter vain; and this sad hu
morist is never beloved by peo
ple safe and sane.
reference to the
Vlctiir Hursell.
The county court Is the artery
thrnuith which p.isses all the funds j
gathered by taxation. The elec-;
t!on of n county coinmissir.ner Is j
of Brave concern to every tax I
Payer
He. must have ability and I
n" ,J """
!",un'1 'mslness methods and
ceedure and to be ol maximum
exper.ence in handing the
flnancTal and business affairs of
e county. ielor ursell has all j
o( ' n,"vc mialifications. I lls
isuccessful conduct of bis own busi-
' conduct of the county's at
i"1"' ""k,"nl1" lno "'-VBra
' .
Some time ago it came to my
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was opposed to Victor Hursell in
"' campaiKn. This was a surprise
to me. for I knew that Mr. Core
hi", "'Wilis held the highest opin
ion in .in. uuiiiiMi. vmi e.iiiiiiii:t-
i found a peculbir c.
' "B- Afu th
P'"1" , ,,'VHV,.'J
peculiar condition
land
had been
passed and Mr. (lore had returned
om Washington, he stnrted out
'o collect u large commission from
the eighteen land grant counties.
lie went before tile- county court
of Jackson county and asked for
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"."" ",l oun i.-iuseii in pay,r
"e co .umssion asscu lor ny .nr.
the history of;1"" '-uiei mini ne insisieti on
!1 large coinnussiuu or re:niiiurse-
com-V .Hd present
1 '"' m ee" "" ' j
fai a gift, from tile people of Jack
securing posifion county. Mr. Core, while lie
cepiing mis money, was not satis-
fied and evidently continues
toj
something.
Karl I'ehl. of the Pacific Record ;
"eraio nas always a.ivocilcil tlie
payment of a large commission to
'ore. l-.arl M hl s n candl-
lnte for mayor of .Medford. Hill
(lore Is supporting Karl Fehl. ICaii
r.-hi is Hiinnm-tinir win- Asi,,,ni
. .
I' Is common report that Karl i
Kehl Is out to get control of Med-
ford city affairs so he can throw
city printing and city business to
his own paper and U,. he Is sup -
riii. mi "in i
have a show In the county court
to Rot county business.
Maybe Wiff don't know anything
about this. We wonder if Karl
and Bill do. -
May he there Is nothing to any of
SURGl Just
M SOfSTrVWG ,
J
this but we advise the people of
Jackson county tre-elect Victor
Kurseil and be assured of the con
tinued protection of county funds.
R. K. NttAl.ON.
Central l'oinl,Qreiron, Novem
ber 2. I!f28. Paid Adv.)
Answer lo -Mr. Dray.
STo the Editor:
Mr. rsray write?
iihnt In the cases
which Judge Thomas dismissed,
many of them contained nothing
but complaint and summons. Of
counre not; these were cane prob
ably to prevent the stall of lim
itations from running and to pre
serve the plaintiff s rights. These
rights are now forever gone, due
to u reckless dismissal of the cases.
It KTT I GOVKltX M E X T
l.KACL'R.
f o
Quill Points
Dr. Work miys most of tho peo.
pie me in iVbi, but solved. Flat
terer. If the other fellow puts his foot
in your mouth, that's legitimate
football. If you bite it, thai'H
OffKillO.
Queer Juntiie. If a crJinlnal
uses a hnekwuv to effect eiicapo.
he is punched: If his tool iv nn
imbecile Jilry. he noes free.
The fare to Kurope by air will
be sijcli); hut Alas! Anybody
with sense enouRh to mnke t20tl
will have loo mueh sense to spend
it that way.
I Plcklnjf an Jld Gold while blind
folded shouldn't be difficult. Jus
tice is blindfolded nnd she roeot
nizes K"ld. old or new.
ApiMirently there were no
(ro-gclters In the old dnys.
You never see a bronze stat
ute with Its feet en a desk.
The automobile is somewhat
: I ke Prohibition. It didn't eliml
nf . nate the horse, but it did restrict
him t? the liomes of the rich.
That Tennessee counterfeiter
w)0 ra eil a one-dollar bill to
a ten was just tinKiUK l UI' to"
buy a dollar's worth.
The office cynic's litt'e Klrl
will be like her dad. She planted
bird seed and notl.in,,- came of
it except grass.
" ext 1 ,fc
Americanism: Members of the
famlly WaitinK Impatiently in
,lJamu. wm company uses the
famlly waltlnB
uJalnilB, wmle co
lmtll . rocm.
A Eludunto of the school of ex
perience who yearns lo du some
thliiK for his alma muter might
endow an1 emergency ward. -v'
Correct tbls sentence: "And now,
young gentlemen," said tile coach,
' "'usi sk. eucn oi you to
loiter vim and celer:::-.'
I must ask each of you to display
It takes more than quantity pro
duction to insure success. The
mosquito, fof example, lays mori
eggs than the hen.
A' flnppcr is a girl so ohl
she no longer judges a imrty
by the refreshments.
Well, lf we must have ah expe-
enceil Hostess in the White House
it s always possible to hire Toxai
t;u nan. '
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PflHHral AnnniinrnPIlf
1 OllUCdJ HUnOUIlCenieillS
SUEKIIF
I am the regular Reoubllcai
nominee for sheriff of Jacksou
"A
i rate with all officials in the en.
fP,nBn, , i...
CHARLES D. STACY,
Paid Adv; Route 4, Medford.
COMMISSIONER.
I am asking re-election to the of
fice of County Commissioner on mf
' fsuch spU-nld'com
tloll ,hllt Jllcks0 county bonds can.
. not be purchnsed.
A study of county expenditure'
compared to other agencies shows a
easeful handling of tax funds. J hav
always supported n constructive
ITLcZ. WT??
and conscientious p'vlcf tnir nnd
eoual consideration tn nil.
A Itustnons man or farmer does
not discharge a competent employe
because Bomeone else wants his job.
VICTOR BUItSELL.
Regular Republican Nominee.
Pnld Adv. tf
By BUD FISHER
ASH:
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