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MEDFOTID MATTJ TRIBUNE, frrEDFORD, QTCEOOy, TITUftSDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 1928.
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H. O. MOISE.NSKN It COUi'AMT
Office. In New York, Chicago, Detroit,
San rrancisco, Los Angeles, Seattle, Port
Isiid. H8i'
Arthur Perry
Tho small potatoes of the cam- the issue in the District Attorney grace upon the ground of cold
paign for this vicinity.' und prob- , , , ..:, 1 ... :.,.,.. i . ,..., ..., .... 1 ,. l
ably the nntlon. were harvested
lute yesterday afternoon, when
girl of about 4 5 years snatched an
Al Smith button from the coat
lapel of a boy about 15, .with tho
fearful admonition:'
"You'll never go to Heaven, if
you wear u button like that."
It can he stated as an absolute
certainty tha Iho'ludy will not
make It either.
The UofO. football team, has'
got south to ilay California. This
is a nicro formality, as the game
was won Tuesday, on tho sporting
pages' of the Orcgonlan, 111 an uble
nrlo-'lt by the- sporting editor.
, J. Frank Wormian, who smelled
n mojiso In Georgia, on account of
the Lit. Dig. straw ballot count, is
slated to catch a wblff of an cle
Vktsnt When ho meets up with tho
flndl figuring.
Eft VI.M)S WON'T TKI.l,"
(Etirenn lleglstcr)
Dear Annie Laurie:
1 am a girl eighteen years
of age. Pretty, vory attrac
tive, plenty of money to spend
und lots of good - looking
clodics and u big automobile
' to drive. I hnvo a sweet dis
position und um popular
among the girls; but 1 huvo
very few boy friends. Please
tell me what to do to muko e
mo popular among the boys.
l.ITTM-3 HIT.
A bill Is threatened for the next
ifcNgion of thc legislature, to In
crease the pay of the legislators.
This should be granted. It will
cost (IIU to remove tho ood itti
ture from the paint nf ono auto
mobile. Oil! THAT'S Illl'I'KlllCNT! .
(Pike, Kan., Tribune)
Wo wish to call attention of
our rtders to an error that
appeared In the Hcpteniber
court docket as published)!
tho Trihuno two weeks ago.
AVo reported "Htnlo of Arkan
sas vs. Will Unwilling, selling
lliiuor," when 11 should have
read "Hlato of Arkansas vs.
Will Hmalllug, for - making
lliiuor." Wo aro very sorry
that the error occurred, us Mr.
Smalllng is regarded by tall
who know him us among ono
of tho best law-abiding citi
zens in the Klrby community,
nnd is always on tho tight side
of nil moral Issues.
Percy Uruy has oscuped from
the Democratic party, and no con
certed effort Is being made tu ro
capture, him.
Hunters report that the Chluoso
pheasnrfts are reluctant tu ho shot.
The upper Up of William Vawtor
cumo out second-best In a dis
agreement with n barbwlro fence.
It will not bo necessary for Wil
liam to rulso u mustache to hide
the scur.
I'.MIllil'XIiAS
, An umbrella Is it light, poitublc
canopy ror keeping off t.v. rnin.Q
eyiiiii is io say, wncn you carry ono
It usuully doesn't rain, and when
you leave thc umbreltu nt homo it
usually dues.
Umbrellas nitty be .roughly cltis
Idficd us silk or cotton. Hilk um
Inellus aro tho kind u lcavo at
Homo ono else's houso und cotton
are tho Ititid that somo one else
leaves at your house. 811k um
borllus nro the kind you buy for
your wife, cotton uObrcllus nro
kind you give Io, tho cook ut
Christmas. Whllo it makes very
little difference what sort of box a.
silk umbrella comes In, a cotton
Umbrella should bo delivered in a
lavishly flowered receptacle, thus
In a measure distracting; the ntten
tlon ot tho recipient from the tex
ture. While an umbrella Is designed
specifically to keep off the ruin,
thoso who employ them will show
no llttlo foroslght before venturing
forth by providing themselves also
with a raincoat, goloshes and n
hut that will not bo hurt If It (els
wot. (Haltlmore Hun.)
P. K. Miller, who a few months
ago purchased a 120-ucre ranch
near Kagle Point which formerly
belonged to Mr. Wllfloy, reports
that he has Just completed the har
, Vesting; and marketing of the larg
est crop of apples nnd pears ever to
be grown on the place. Ho also
states that the estimate mudo on
the nronpsetlve crop by tho local
realtor who sold II In hi in was ex
Kwcdod by several thousand boxes
ffirrrM ,,,i ,....
AN EPOCH-MAKING ACHIEVEMENT
ilcliici'i;;:!it of Hid d'nif
X so cxtruordiiiiiry tluit it deserves to tukc prctudijiicc over
polities.
Think of it. An iiirsliip with JiJi I F a hundred iieoplc, u ton
of mail, and u consideralde eurj
I iiifr Hie Atlantic in less than (iO
! liners by nearly rec days!
During that time the passengers', it is reported, ate three
i a .
! meals per day, playeil cards, looked nf of the windows at the
On its maiden flight the Zeppelin demonstrated it could ride
iTemtic storms at sea and also
flight it shows that, c.vpt in extremely rough weather, it can
inalie sensional and record-hreakinir time.
Safety and speed! An unhealahln combination! Dr. Ifutro
Kelcener taltcs his place in til? aerial Hull of Funic, with the
Wrights, the Lindberghs and tbo Jiyrds!
A FRIENDLlf
If ?i)U liad in your enf?loy a buslneKH superintendent who had
made Rood, who ninde you money, would yoisJIlHcliarno him? Of
course you wouldn't. That would be poor business. q
In this campKain let's niM'ly buslnesn sense to nur politics.
Newton C. Chaney has organized and administered tho office of
District Attorney in the interest of the taxpayers. This Is a tax
payers' fight and as taxpayers and businessmen we urge the re
cIcctioiAil' Newton C. Chanoy. Taxpayers' Tlommlttee.
WJIO10VKR wielded the facile pen that produced the above,
the 10 compose no more of them.
The less said about Mr. Chancy as a business yiiperiiilendent
who has itde gootl.nnd administered his office in the' interest
! of lower taxes llic better.
For wilh election day only about .144 hours hence, the voters j
arc in an iiKMiiring and somewhat Missoiiriau mood. I'laciug
e - uiooucn uuniiicsn ji iiiuiiiiw, nmivuu ul .luuium-in nu juniit:tu
partisanship, may we tear would lead to serious dillieulties.
For what is to prevent some of the voters from looking over
the Chaney record not parts of it, but all of it and applying
to that record he acid test of u businoss-like audit. And if
they ever do that, Cood night. Newt!
Xo, better leave business efficiency and tax reduction out
of it. Concent rule upon the fact that Xcwt "is a good fellow,"
and is the regular liepublican nominee.
The less said about the cost of his administration to the tax
payers tho better. .
CHlZtllTG HEWS FOR AL
S0.MM of our AI Smith friends who wish to be cheered should
nt once secure the latest copy of the New Republic
This radical and militant journal Is the only one. of any
standing in this country today which has not conceded Sccre-
(tary Hoover's election.
TV R. !., the political Writer of this interesting weekly,
maintains Al Smith still has a "real chance" to win, and his
npastgis are so unusual That wc quo.') him as follows:
DeHpito tliu Wall Strcut OddH, the Literary Dlwst poll, tho
straw voto or the Monrnt pupers, tho support of Kabbi Wlsoiind
Chairman Ilaslioh's continued delusion about Pennsylvania do
plio all those, I inn still convinced his chance of winning Is a
leal one nnd Unit, na I have previously pointed out, tho trend ot
the (icrmans and the negroes is a Itcpublicnn danger not to bo
dismissed lightly. Of the reported delormlnutlnn of life Western
farmers to go llomocrntic 1 am, as always, intensely skeptical,
hut of thn real unrest of tho two racial groups aliovo menlinncd,
1 nm quite well sntisfled. It is truo they never havo tone bol'uro,
nnd thoy may not tills tlmo go the whole, distance. Nevertheless,
Smith's uppuul to ench Is concededly stronger titan any Demo
' cruUc presidential candidate has previously miyle, and hts fate
thiH time Is largely in their hands. From them and from them
only can he make up the dejection of the Democratic drys, of
lloovoiized females nnd bigots of the, border suites, lf ho should
win m this way, which is the truly way lie can win, what a gor
geous lot of t'tin there will he hero In Washington next yiwir,
wntchltiK the Democracy Set organized for action under a Tarn
many boss, adopting the now principles and policies to which,
in this campaign, ho has committed it.
"Whut a gorgeous lot of fun" is right! The party of the
South put into power by the negroes anil Germans of the. North!
Similes of I'licle Tom's cabin, Carl Sclnnv, and Stonewall, Jacjf
sou !
A federal .agent says there are liO.IHHblind tigers inS'ew
York alone, lie must have seen them at !) A. M. if they were
alone.
We're all alike. Assemble two fillings stations and 1'J
people and Hie '.' will icel siiperior to "rubes" a mile from thc
stalions. ' . .
AVhy shouldn't government, pay for the boo.e a dry spy
drinks? It pays for the gas a eop uses to bust the speed laws.
A blowout is a nuisance, but the modern liomco has no such
trial as getting a rein caught under the nag's tail.
Another thing the casual traveler in ait "upper" would like
to see reformed is the big hotel's berth control.
.The trouhlc .sorms to In flint
household liinii.im's htisu't any
MUTT AND JEFF
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SIMP A PiMT op (Obiroe Down to HG BaOSHT AN ALL-DAY f 9j " A 1 tT!- - - J ) Tn lOOiWG- 9tr.ffoR
AVCflR. WHV DT VOU CJ FRo im Trts AFreRN 000. UC ARM . ' "11 , LOSS BV oAiMfe M
B'iY SUCH A LARS6 J TP TO Be THRIFTY AAj1 i - Xrf L PlMGGfe UjiTH X TOC PWOR.
QUANTtTY?,1 Bucks' CONONICAL. 3JONt----n 'V iVH RftZORW H f '
Zeppelin on its return trip in
- 'o of freight mid express, eross-
hours, heating the fastest ocean I
j
no iiitiiiiitr the
in. On tlii'eturii
WAITING
tho woman who reiuls nil flit
timo left for the household.
Real Thrift
Personal Health Service
By WILLlk BRADY, M, D.
Higned letter pertaining to pcrtonal
treitmrnl, will b anawered by Dr. Uraii
Letter! aiiould b brief and written lii
If
clvl, only a ttm can be enawered here.
lug to Instructions. Aiiilreas lir. William
roitKVKit aiti:ii
hum faliiy fit when I hut! my
upi'mllon. -vol amietumiy iniln-
hut ) the other hand, not a
operation. Not athletically train-
iflnltlii. Imir of mush either. Vnu
.see, for several years I had been
IllaylnK the. as it
was later named
First Urady Hym-
phony, pretty
regularly, and to
ency came,
didn't mind It at
I all. And
And before the stitches were
.ed I was playing some of the
i removed I was playing some of
hnriziintii I nini-pmpnlH nf ttm uvm-
i phony ncaln, of course on the sly.
Mv Hiiruerin whs ii Lfiiii't one lint
: llko most good surgcJls, n very
; conservative man, and 1 know he
i doubled the wisdom of such exer-
else so soon after an abdominal
Incislun.
There are surgeons, whoso tribe. ,ur "''ncc. pracueally sterll
I believe, Is ineaslng. who not izv" l,"''"' A flt"hl' halld-only-lnslst
on the patient sltlliikt'1'll,l,'t ur olh,'r llo,n " 'e
up "few days after a clean all- '"' cu'"less to apply to a
domlnal operation but re.iulrc the . ,,-0"h 'oll"'fc '"V opinion such
patient to do a regular system of : Ilaif l as furs, o otTier things
exercise caluculatcd to Ostoru ! "ot all';i''il for dry. cleunlng or
. r , . laundering, may be made perfectly
vigor to the abdominal muscles :
m.i,it.. ii, ),,,. I
nnd so to
process and prevent prolonged dis
ability. This modern departure is
not rad'ut; it only progressive.
It Is a step forward in the urt (4
nursery
comparable with the
modern practice of taking frac
tured members - out of the lint
or cant daily from, tho first few
days, for Inspect ion, gentle ma
sugo and manipulation. This mod
ern way of dealing with hroken
hones gives Infinitely hotter results
than the old-iine -practice did, lf
restoration of use of tho Injured
mem her is tho criterion. Not only
that, but It ussures a better cos
metic result, too, if uppcaranceH
are of uny imtiortanee.
Tho surgeons who 4tro urging pa
tients to get up a few days after
clem, abdominal operations and re
quiring them to tal regular ex
ercises In tho week of convales
cence, render their patients n
greater service than tho patients
may now realize. This practice
has alreudy proved Its value In the
prevention of adhesions. That is
enough to say about a sad sub
ject. AHltle from the evil consequences
of -the old-time practice of keeping
nnei-iitlve imtientH confined to bed
for several weeks and forbidding ;
any attempt at exercise for sev
eral months and even encasing thc
luckless ones In harness of ono
kind or another to "support" the
belly, ihe cuddling tended tu weak
en tho patient's nioralo and in
spire a most unwholesom'e attitude
toward life. Kor this the conserv
ative, tin progressive surgeons are
lo ho censured; they have con
tributed unnecessarily tu a habit1
of Invalidism. Sometimes surgeons
become so centered upon the tech
nic of their work that they grow
careless of tho other" factors in
volved In their relations with tho
patient. The best surgeons are
made, not born. Surgery as a spec-j
laity of medicine should ne pro-
nan ai m'UHI u jeiun ul esi-eiien'e
in actual family practice. As
things are now, any qualified and
licensed doe, tor of medicine may I
limit his practice to surgery If ho
so desires; or to any other spec
ialty. .
These observations are prompted
by tho frequent inquiries I receive
from readers. They ask whether
It will be all right to go swimming
six months after an operation;
whether one may saly leave off
tho corset or supporter so many
weeks after the operation; and
manv similar nuestious. indicating
hat while the old-fashioned meth-f
od Is still In vogue tlusurgeons ; ( o'clock we'd know he'd been j will get along with American Big
fall to give definite Instructions to; held up, . ve might .s well nil Business because ho Is like Uoose
the patients concerned. In the ab- j yn V bed," said Mr. Leghorn veil.
sence of such definite Instructions, i
I should say, yes, by all means, j
can the irset and go on In swim j
mlng. If xou're able to be, about
ut alt.
IJUKSTIOXS AM) AXNWKHS
llVre's n New Dodge.
Was wondering If you can ad
vise about a male 3 yearn of ago t ' 'h Taxes Are Ixv.
who seems to have all the Tnl-!To the Kditor:
toniH of psychusthenla. butio ! In yesterdj-y's nrticlt I showed
has some symptoms of mus-lthat Medford's tax rate during re
thenla . . .-Mrs. I. I. I cent administrations was but very
Answer. .o, l had rather not. 1
I tt only irritates nnd annoys our j
neurasthenic readers when I In-
heiltb and bjglriiC, not to diuuc diarmMli ar
a etamped, ai-U-addreaaed aiittlope ia enclosed.
k. uwiug to uia large uuiuDer ol lettcra re I
No reply can ba made to tucriee not coutorm-
Brad., in car of Uiia new.paper.
vorit i'i:it.iTio.v
i sinuate in the 'must diffident way
; lnal Im ' nu uu" condition n
; - mi
i neurasthenia, mrve. weakness.
would he dutiKerous for me to hint
,hat 1 ,l"n't helieve in exhaustion
ul "ruln power euner. .
"r' leallillB Is Disinfect Inu.
" clnl'd that dry eleanliiK
(with benzine or gasoline or sliri-:
; "iir rluld ' of wearing apparel that
this ulmost ex-' na" "t en ""ea "y w"" com- i nnd some of the other cities the lax
cluslvcly I owed munlenlilo disease wni render the j millagc has almost trebled, as com
my modest phys- clothing sterile and safe to wear. pared with Medford's Inereaso of
leal fitness. So'1" thl" on established faetV Will approximately 15..
vften the emcrg- KUI,"Bht alrl bring about tho 1 Meiironl Tax Itulc iMWvr III Couilty
siiiiiu resuiiH.' i-j. ji. u. (
Answer. Practically, dry clean-
1 ''' re"'t'r calling safe to wear.
lt '"""eve it sterilizes cloth-(
nig .inni is. destroys all germs
Inut may be " or ln thc mau-
rial, but we ar
c safe in relying
mu ,.e llulr....,I..n
on " a8 a melin u' disinfection
"r "Fllr,n l'larei. ne the
clothing Is pressed after cleaning,:
Pressing process
iretty nearly sterilizes it. Iron-
Bat' to WCU1' lf "uy "10 llun
in tnQ H,r nnu" sunshine for a day,
nu uiuiici iviiiii uiHciitie me lurmcr
wearer had.
Personal, Private ami Confidential.
Not by actiul count, but by u
fair estimate. 1 have received miore
! than 1,050.1)00 letters from read-1
I ers of this column. Mot of the;
million I havo answered, by mall; !
I more than 75.000 1 have answered
in this column. Iteaders who un
derstand how to make use of this
servlco abldo by these vales; (1)
They sign their letters. d') They
confine themselves to qurics about
their own health or the health of
a d e pe n dent. 1 n eve ry i n s l a n e.
whether I can answer or not, the
reader's letter is rivate und con
fidential so far as I a mconcerned.
I-Yoni 'fen to Ju.U.
Kindly give tho name of Ingredi
ent used with black lea for touch
ing up graying hair. 9 Yon said it
was harmless. L. J. I).
Answer. That was a sugges-J
tion given us by a reader. She
said she used a piece of copperas
the size of a kernel of corn with
a pint of blac!v tea, and put this
on her hair "for a few weeks."
She declared it keeps tho hair soft
and beautiful and darkens it too.
"Copperas" Is iron sulphate, not
co,';ur
(Copyright, John F. Dille Co.)
nw saltl If Iir nuif liuim by
Tluit-p. lust night. Mrs... Artie I
.Small put a story about Al Smith !
on th' ulr Inst night. ;
Communications
little more than it was years nito i
when Medford was Just n small j
.country town, without any paving,
or other modern conven-
Isct
ir roimuirc It with Other I
. U ( lilt In Oregon.
Comparing Medfmd'a millage ;
I rule wilh other similar citlea in ;
! IfV'tfwn, we find:
'McUfortl HIUI J't'lHUiHOli JjUW.
1. That Medford and JVudk-lon
and one or two other are the only
lilies In Oregon whoso tax levies
have not increased to speak oQn
the last ten years".
Axhlund llljjliei-Than Morrurtl.
2. That In Ashland; Marshficld
anil Kusene the tax rate has. in
crease from 5ofi"Jto 80. as uom-
pared with Medfords Increase of
anproxlmately lave.
I' utlier t'llitsi IXmlilo and Treble.
S. . That in Portland. Halem, The
Dalles and Klamath Falls the tax
rate has dotted: in North Dend
(4. That of the nine otner towns
; in Jackson course.- only two,' Kaglo
pjint and OoliT Hill have kept
down In line with Medford's, while
hi Ashland. Central Point, Itoguo
j Klver. Kagle Point, Talent,
nunc
I Falls. J'heonix and Jacksonville thc
i . - , I 1 !...
: tax rale has Increased more than
ln Medford.
.Medford's lvv tax rate is more
; remnrkajile because .Menroro nas
heen triTiwinir much more rniildly
the last three or four yenrsthun
most of the towns mentioned"
above. a A. C. Hl'RBAIiD,
Chairman City Finance Committee,
City of Medford.
Xow Jtcimbllvuii.' '
To The Kditor:
The tepubllcan Central Com
mltlee takes real pleasure i pub- i
llshlg the following letter and
we most sincerely welcomo Mr. i
Bray Into Republican party. ;
October -!3,
Mr. Frank Farrell.
Chairman Jaeksort County Re-j
publican Committee, ;
Medford, Oregon. , !
Dear Sir:
I have been a faithful member:
of the Democratic party from my
youth up to the present cnm-l
palgn. I have, this day changed!
my registration and am now a
registered Itopublicon.
This change In my party affil
iation is made because T can no
longer follow tho leadership of
tbo Democratis party. Tammany
Hall dominates the party of my
fathers nnd I know of nothing
Lworse that could befall our coun
try than for our government to
pass Into the hands of this bunch
of grafting ultures.
I offer you my services in this
great fight. '
Vours'very truly,
PE11CY A nilAY.
Jackson Co. Itep. Con. Coin,
1
Quilt Points
Very few farmers, however, aro
dating their mortgages to expire
next March l.
Another pathetic feature of the
season is an old grad, the morning
after a football game blaming his
nausea .on the quality of the
liquor. 1
Our Idea of a convincing taltier
is one who can show Utile Willie
jut wherein algebra is essential
to his future success.
A id we always thought It was
i authority .Instead of wealth that
made policeimm so arrogant.
If you think man Isn't hate
ful by nature, observe, how
many scetl up when you toot
for ;u.gway to lmss.
The great need of the times Is
n dennturunt that will explode on
contuet with a steering wheel.
j Tho prize optimist Is the writer
who says President Oil of Mexico
. Messrs. Coolidgo und Hoover
may Irritate sonic neople, but
wouldn't it be nice to T'
play bridge
with them?
Americanism: Wishing you could
speak foreign languag: speaking
your own sloppily so people woiv't
think you a 0v-o((.
"Never buy stock until you sleep
over It." advises a financial editor.
But the salesman so frequently
leaves town during the nUrht.
. You see, u high tariff will keep
out farm products from abroad
newer,
ience.
Rippling
Rhymes
(By TValt Maion.)
IN ANCIENT 1AYS
The yitfuger J'llny, In liifa
den, sat liuwn und took his
trenchant pen, und told, in
manner gay. Just how a Human
(gentleman, in those old times.
would blithely plan to spend
the passing day. And In his
letters you may find what mat
ters occupied his mind, how he
was entertained; he thought ho
had a corking time, and life
seemed ioyous and sublime, as
ho so vll explained. Methiuks
if some brisk modern Jay were
sentenced thus In spend his day,
he'd not Nike IMiny feet; he'd
hunt around him for an ax and
'give himself a few swift whacks
and end the sad ordeal. Of
modern comforts there were
none, no printed novels by the
ton, with which to banish care;
no radio to bring along hot
specimens of speech and song
from rtists everywhere. No
screens on windows or on dirs,
and flies cuu. In, by -countless
scores, and sat on Pliny's head;
mosquitoes from the Human
mursh buzzed round und round,
with music harsh, until they
were full fed. Mo had no de-
ent heating plant, cold days
he'd freeze, hot days he'd pant,
und there was no relief; and if
ho wished u cooling drink, lie
had tu seek the river's brink.
stunt suggesting grief. Tfie
poorest workman In our grad
knows comforts Pliny never
had. yet Pliny made no moan;
he thought he lived in luxury,
nnd, looking round him couldn't
sfe a boon he didn't own. No
doubt that In two thousand
yea rs the h ea vy sc I en 1 1 sts and
seers will study us pour jays
and wonder how wo found
much glee in such conditions
as wo see in these benighted
days.
and thus rulso tho price .of thc
surpius tho farmer can't sell. "
These Philistines who complain
hat .talking movies will keep peo-
plo awake ucveal their little ex
perience wlth'serinons.
Not everybody cjin afford
golT; but you euu make a Utile
ball of twine nnd place it on n
rug and cuss it.
And yet many of the big jobs are
held by men who novcr In their
lives owned a coonskin cuat.
The cotlege boy's atheism would
RELIEF FROffl CURSE
OF CONSTIPATION
Battle Creole physician says,
"Constipation is responsible for
more misery than any other cause."
But immediate relief has been
found. A tablet called Hexall Or
derlies attracts water from the sys
tem Into the lazy, dry, evacuating
bowel called the colon. . The water
loosens tho drg food waste and
causes a gentle, thorough move
ment without fovmlng a habit or
ever Increasing the dose.
Stop suffering from constipation.
Chew n rtexnll Ordorlio nt night.
Next day bright. Clot 24 for 2Gc
tfcday nt tho nearest Hexall Drug
Stor Wx3t Side Pharmacy.
Political At
S1U2KIFF
I am the regular Rcpullcaa
nominee for sheriff of Jucksou
county, if elected, I will co-ope-rate
with all officials in the en
forcement of all laws.
CHAXtLES D. STACY.
Paid Adv. Route 4, Medford.
COMMISSIONER.
- I am asking re-election to the of
fice of County Commissioner on mj
past record. Kxperience counts. Oui
finances are ln such splendid condi
tion that Jackson County bonds can
not be purchased.
A study of county expenditure'
compared to other agencies shows a
careful handling of tax funds. I hav
alwaVS sumiorted a ennstrnntivt
road program for thc development I
oi ine county. 1 believe In faithful
and conscientious service, fair and
equal consideration to all.
A business man or farmer does
not discharge n competent employe
because someone else wants his job.
VICTOR ltL'IlSKLL
Regular Republican Nominee,
-Paid Adv.
tf ;
I
seem more Impressive If it didii
coincide with his scorn and cuiu
pleto understanding of women.
The bucksaw deserves u monu
ment. It has done -more than
Prohibition or equal suffrage to
empty Jails.
Kxamplo of sex equality: "(if
course Mother does. but 'I bat's
!iffeivnt.. young lady; and if 1 cv.-r
atch you smoking again, I'll
spunk you."
Correct this sentence: "I got
tired of my t'fovr two wives." said
he. "but thlsTiiue it is a case of
real 1ov and will lasr furever "
Here's Real Relief
From Neuritis
In 24 to 4H Hours You (Jet
ltel and Comfort Again
-1
Torturing pair- the kind th.ii
pierce and burn and never seem to
let up-Ath:it I'uh a man ot Ills Weep
tha"make him just a bag of
nerves unu itn worn "ui.
Those are the pains that dope
and coal tar products can only paQ
tially relieve.
The safest and most efficient1
way to pet rid of the persistent,
nerve-racking pains jf Neu'ltis is
to get a bottle of APKnrhu .Special
Formula No. 2. Be mire you e. t
So. i , w 1 1 1 c h comes in ca 1 1 su 1 e
form. Take these little dark green
capsules us directed and in about
1!4 hours you should be able to
notice that they have considerably
reduced if not entirely banished
those severe, torturing pains that
have caused you so many sleepless
nights. Continue, taking them for
two or three days more and thus
p.y vent ".n early return of the tor
ture. It doesn't matter how long you
may have suffer! or whether your
Neuritis is in tho shoulder, arm.
neck, or legs. Heath's says lliee
little woiidci4voikli; rn p s I s
iuut banish nil pain and torture
in Ji days or mune cheerfully re
funded. , 1,
J
J. VERNE SHAKGLE
PHOTOGRAPHER
'318 Medford'Building;
SAYS Holiday photographs shouM
be made as soon as possible ujF
avoid that last minute rush .
"PERSONALITY PORTRAITS"
REPUBLICAN
TICKET
For President
HERBERT HOOVER
For Vice-President
CHARLES CURTIS
For Member of Congress
W. C. HAWLEY
For Representative
JOHN CARKIN
WM. M. BRIGGS
For Circuit Judge
C. M. THOMAS
For County Assessor
j. B, COLEMAN
For District Attorney
NEWTON C. CHANCY
For County Judge
ALEX SPARROW
For Count Commissioner
VICTOR BURSELL
For County Clerk
DELILIA STEVENS JVIEYER
Pr County Sheriff
CHAS. D. STACY
For County "treasurer
. A. C. WALKER
For County School Superintendent
SU3ANNE HOMES CARTER
For County Coroner
H. W. CONCUR
O For Constable
GEORGE PRESCOTT
Each of the above candidates is
worthy of y.our support.
Jackfon County Republican
Central Com.
Paid Ally,
By BUD FISHER
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