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MEDFORD .ALVir; TRIEUNKIEDFQRB. or?EC;0. SATT"T?DAY. OCTOBEtt 20. 1923.
Tl Ml'IlT tT-fl MM ' I .
HEDFOKD MAIL TRIBUNE
Dllf, Sunday, Wwkly ,
I'utitiftiitij by ti i
vr.nroku ruiMisu co.
1117-10 N. Fir 81. Phooa 71 ;
A CHALLENGE RECEIVED
'to d nv
ROBFTIT W. RI.'Hf., Editor
S. bl'UllKK hUVlM, Uarucrr
An Iil-prMl ot fewHfrr
F.etrM a Meor.4 elM mUr it Ue4
'ord, Ortfon, uitdtr Art of March 8, 1878.
fll'BsX KIITIO.V KATES
Br yil In A')ji-r:
Uti!y, with HiiM-y, jwr
bally, with Sni.Jy. mwT.th. . .
Daily, ware-ul KuntUf, -r
iiuilv. tt.ui fvjnUv. njoftth .
Workly MjiI Tribnn, ot year..., t
riuinUy, otw ytr .'W
By Carrier, in A.baivr- In Milfor4, AUc
utxl, Jaf kvnriH-, Central J'oir.t, I'Uwr.ix,
7 alr.t, ;ol Hill 'd on lligl-way:
pjlly, watt hiiii'ijj, muMfi I .75
tlly, wiiiwtit SiiiiJy, njfitt
Dtiif, wiliwiut fc.-iijy. on -f. .. 7 00
Duly, villi Huii-Ij, one )tr 8 00
All frriifl. ci In idi-jnc.
T N ,'motlier column of tins it;tier we nre -I U-i j rf I
X tin- Jo.'if" f vt'i iior Smith's t;ii in j-rogT-uii.
Fur lie it from us to ilo o, Ve iblwit the loyic of it. In
fad. HvTiior Smith's nrifiimt'iit form what loL'iciitiis term a
perfect svllfiuism.
In !ii ;n'-Mft;iii" speech ( JnvcMi"! Mnitli saifl Jus tariff
. .7.60 views were r"pp-vntrr hy the I 'inlervonil uril'i" bill.
On A pnl U. '.',, Senator I'ml-'rwood ilescnt-eii his. tariff
hilj as follows :
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BXADY, SET. D.
fiigr.H ttn prtlnir.f to pnor,il health ird hyffier.t, not to diwiM dlfDoU r
treat Ri-(tC will le if.M by Ijt. ilr.ly if a tai.-.ptd, ad'.irki enroot U ebcload.
I.ttt-ra at4uld b bfiet ar.J turitoii in ink. uuig to ILt Itrt ri u in r at ltrtlr re
ceived, oi.ly ' c,n 1 nwrti Lfr. No rt-piv can b nude to q'jn cot eonforin
ti.a; UJ iiiatnx.iofH. Addreaa lit. Wil.iam ft inly, m care of Uua nwapmper.
vnvr. xo ii i : i hi: tooay?
6 f.o :
The If-mncr;itif (tarty stiiruls for a tariff for rovpnn only,
wlf'i rmpim-i.-t uj''in thr wnni only." . . . W'c tulopt the com
r"f i t i v liu-oiy. W'c say no r'v-rnif ran It1 (irodtirf-ti at a ni;-ioin
honsi i;nlf-- thfro is rmn romiK-lition lif tw-fn Ihr- products of
for'i:n coiiiitri'-s and dom'-stir (iroducis.
A l iii'' tin rules of Injri-' there is only one conclusion;
UKMbF.K OK the ASSOCIATED i'KF.8S Miovi-rimr Siiinh believes in a tiiriM loi revenue oiilv. a tarif:
ftMei.ii Full Ui'l Wire Kcm 1 . , . A - .
Only t-per tu tity or county rceiTing thai allows a iorf-iifii I firmer v muxwii act 1 1 rer, lor exanine, to
mi ty t-U-ar"f'h. . .
The Awo-i-it'd Prew la eii-jal)y en- sip-ee-s 1 1 1 I v compele jn , III ''Ilea I) HiarKcts Willi tile AllH-rie;m
tltlf.1 to (fcf i lor (.ihli'-ition i.l all
ta di-ipatch- TrJiud to ft or otherwise , famt'-r ami ma 11 U f act (I I vr.
ff"lit-d in Una !iirr, and aiao to Ui l'al t ' n
oa ..ihiiai.-.! hrtrin. I.o'i''allv. there ii jif) oilier eojiclusinn. lint politically,
pth-B reiii are lw firvni.
orricii) papr of the City of lllford.
Oflii.ial imr of Ja'lccon C'ouuiy.
Hworn daily average r ir'ijla'.ion for tlx
uoi.tha iwl,i.r Atif.l I, 4o32.
there apparently is. I-'or, aroused hy the alurm of .Mr. f.'askoh,
who deehiicfl he is a hiirh prot'-etionist. am! wiiile lie desiTtefl
the .-puhli"'ijn party Hhl not ahamlon l;-piihliean tariff prin
ciples, .Mr. Smith in Tenm-sset
AdtfftlMt It (pr-'M-iif aOyi
II. C. MOIJI.N'SKN 4 ( OM J'A.VY
Offi'f (ft .Si-w Wk. Chi'-r'. It'trolt,
flirt (jicIw-o, I on Ar.tcIrM, iy iittle, J'ort- t
land.
declared that li- did not helicvr ii-ini:
1 t.r h . ii-
in a limit thai would in any way ilisori.'ain.e or disrupt -or
even alarm American husines-,.
Still following the rules of !m.'ie, d'ovemor Smith maintains
f the I'ndcrwnod tariff will iu no
hav te-n i.rnil:. inline )at"Iy. a-- ;'"
ronllnjr to lac pap'-iM. that tin- !--
mnmt for h'-a'l-nchc
remedies has
l'itU-n '.ff ali.itn
nariy i n re --nt
y :i r . Without
tnilrtitll' M pfC!fif
awif-Vfi-aiion iht-H-m'-rchanln
n ni
in mourn the
pasIriL of a
lino of trade.
Tlif v-ry y'iir-
Krstloii that h'-adachc i xotux
of fas-hlon of couisc stimulates c"!i-uji-
and i lie h"noinf imii ha.-- al
i t-ady l""-n explained )y intiuii'.' i -
Ubie experts. One of the file: f.f
ili'-ye i r 1-ap into print as rile-s Tht-
' headache lo the ,((l.i.;iii:
Taking that ha a -an.-l''
f the kind of comment this com-
ty h:ur and I don't u.wit to tai;
any chances. .V. .( . i.
Anwer. Any fmm of heat in
jures the hair.
Irctiy Syfi
In or;e of I.ejran- l.....kv he :. I!s
of j-'oini; into ;i iw -ji-'ifM r if:':ce
anil ....n; a hard-f.ue.i y,,ur,i; man
v.ritin- the llf-atnx Kairfiix column.
If I evt-t- firet-Ihal .ur column is
written l.y some pert little flapper
or .-kinny ohl maid I j-hall lo
fai:h in print: Airs. U.il. K.
An---, er Thi '-dunm is ahso
intely and positively written by a
-t.ft-f;ic.i f,j,i t u whn just can't
I. ear to have flappers or old maid
around the pla- c. I likf 'em sweet
and 1 like '" m i.-nsi-. but that's ; !l.
The sjiianilcrcil cur
T not j. t-. n .,n ;, i t rii.oijt
nur-ie l! iininu' V"U "'-f -rre, i,,
-iuirj-s ciuiccri.in:-- training s.-hoojs
:.. :hc stat" l-...ir.If r.ur-.. -xam-
i'-r- at tie- capital. In New Jeoey
Ye Smudge Pot
lljr Arttiur IVrry
In aji cdlliirial n the ( u cyonij u
dcatln v.'irli ihe "docma of -mocracy,"
the conclusion in icuch
ed hy the nailer. nlm; rewards
the finish, lhat Al Sn.h Is a
i-atspau-.
Aris-oinntH are pu-kinc jetky out
..f He ir ic th and osh! how they
tiate to Io it in puidic.
wise:
Ue hav-
Then, -hould he
al;c a (I.mihH cake
i iht helow l hal
Koine way to
and ki-ep Im
f a coupliiiK
A S( I.Mli: IS SIMM M Ii
(While (IoihI ICcul-lcr)
"Sknnp" ri-r,w wfe here
last week. lie hail on hih- of
ihose sweater looking vexts, a
pair of those licht ,
i. nits that haiiK 1"W in the
seat and haj don u at i he
knees , like Idoomci s- - slmj t
pants they are, and they weai'
chcckejeil or crlsK-cros stock-lllf--J
wit ll I held. We've seen
thai kind of an outfit on
rttraui-'ciM hut we never sup
posed anyone we knew would
come tioine di essed that ay.
a return to the jirinciph
way disrupt or alarm American luisine-..
Ami this is precisely win-re Secretary Hoover, as he clearly
explained in his Huston address, differs with him. Mr. Hoover
li'd only says the I'nderwood tariff program would di'-vnp?
American husiuess, hut he maintains that a hitdtei tariff than
that provided hy the Kordncy tariff measure must he passed
to increase prosperity, particularly to hcttcr the eomJiynns of
ihe farmer.
It was this reference n tariff protection for the farmer that
Jovernor Smith ridiculed when he said:
i cannot for the lite of me understand . . . how Mr. Hoover
nan any tfarnu relief (dan. He said in his speech of acceptance
that the tatitt was die foundation of farm relief. Kvery student
(if the Ktihjecf and every aim leader taken a directly opposite
view.
And yet, as we pointed out in this column a few weeks :ii;n, i
ihe f.iinier-i of ( lalifornia. at a meet in in San Francisco, went j
on record unanimously for higher tariffs on farm products an ! j
condemned the I'mlerwood tariff hill which placed -1') products!
of the farm on the free list.
So ijtere the issue is joined. We do not deny the lofrie oi"
ilnveinop Smith's tariff protrram. Krom ihe standpoint of his
party it is perfectly logical, for the Hemocrats never have, ami
do not now, really helieye in the principles of a protective tariff i
that really protects.
Hut we do deny that this program is what a majnritv of the! pi'1 le-ada.he were h..rt haired
. ,. , . ' , ,. ... " . ! w'omen. thoimli that Isn't a fair -ri-
P'"P i mis country, inciiniiiiir tnc tanners, want adopted, j teti.ui i.e.,
4J Cleecker
have h ,-n
y-ui recom-
'.simplif ied
plaint of in" dnii;t:!ts Inj-iures. Hie Uj.ird's addc-s
feel-- no further ini'rest in th-- di- -Tt-e.-t. Newark.
atrnn-if- of the situation. Uiouidi ;t pi-a-ed to n-.te tha
v.'Oil'l he only fair now to pr-ipa- rj i Mis lak;n'
Late ih" opinion that tie- in.-ic.t.-ic.L' , Nuri!u- ' :i (OM f,,r Ilir. h(,niH
pi-ev:ilenei' trf tired and sore ey. - 1- nur.-e. Mi-. Iakin is a niire :f
aitrihuted to the i u-tom of shaving wnoni we arc viy proud. K. J. H.,
the neck. i:. x.. i;. s.
The bulletin of the North Cn!- Answer. Thank you. In many
lina state board of health, for An- -dates t h . - nur.e examining i.oard
U'U-;t deals with the rumor 'in Ihi has offices at the catdtal. I i-.tp.-
no o)tinion on the sub
ject be. nie-' e we do not krnw
whether the facts, if known, would
piow ihai thei-e is. any less suffei--I
nt; from headaches today than ''t
sears auo; but if the facts point
that He Venture (O MiL'.-st
that modem methods of fivjni; . . .
b;ni-!itur nt of headaches. "
Then the North Carolina health
authorities mention some nf ihe asphyxia;
l:r;,w to which they ft-ouid ascribe! Hie subje
the bani-hrnent of headache!, sin h th
as beto r cooked foods, more tem-'cr
peiate habits of eali in.-, mot c cit
d'ior exercise owinj to the autoino.
bill-, i a:tn:iuu to tn-ahh bib
its nowadays, and less dependence
on pills and (totions for con--!ipa-ii'iii
and similar haliiis.
N..w, as is my custom. I shall
m:ke a real analysis of the matter
and s u 1 .in it a com iium sense diau -no-i-i.
ami T Hi- diagnosis I offer has
a stinuer in tie- end well, here it
i:-: take it Ol" leave jt.
Twenty years nuo many of the
most confiiue'd sufferers from im-
-ider Ki.,ren--e Jiakin's -Simplified
Nursing,-' puld:she, by .ipincott.
Philadelphia. :(. the i:ne-t book
the amateur vr home hum. can
-tudy. I Jikft te think that Mis
Dakin (lerhaps rec.-jv'Ml her train
in in a two-year course. Anyway.
she knows her emergencies. The
I k. by the way. contains a de
scription., wit h pi' t u; es. of the ri-iu
way to resnsiitate th" drowned or
ind .Miss iJ.ikin kecis
arms our from under
head, unlike the errath
s life savers.
'opyritdit .John K. 1ill
lied
; and we also deny it is a program that would either increase lho
in ",eatln
i-.l to iut the ah
(he cider.
i Is badly need
diollc content in
The C'-i man canii'iii mi th
Pub. Lib. lawn are too fai fi
the street for Ihe m 'I Ics ill i v
to Kvi a k t ciai k at them.
in
lUse t lli-M most of the
i-n t w x in jail, county house or
prosperity of this country, heller the conditions of ayricull nre, i .,,, n:M urntiv they had cause f,'
or do oilier tlmn seriuuslv impair the oeneral eomlilions of well -! ",;,n-v i"-ada he.
I ,i , a - -N'nI s" much a failure of the
, bcuitf thai the country now en.o.s. headache cop. Dm..,-!, i ,i,iuk the
. ! North Catoiiiia loalth authorities
- i i i , ... 1 nre richt about tha', but
ion si-mom see me L'rami manner auv more, intt there is;,-,e;
:-.' Ived
lpaipn.
Hand, hukin:: has been
for the duradoii of (he- ca
The test in tony of i ii iens f mm
here, before 111 ll'C, at I'm land.
Would ha. I a rcsldcm of .Mats to
Miimlse. that the horse and huuuy
Is sllll pi edonillialit III there pailS.
the man who taps (lie druur slort
he is in a hurry 1o huy a slump.
The cot ton mi
time nut1! i
cotton s I
i
in in-
knowle.p,',. fhi. lJ;t (if
how eae with ;i coin heeaust! ,h,s" i"'l"ilai' h-r.da.tie nostrums.
accounts for she der llnim; m'uket.
' I pref. r to think.
. ne iiviv recall that some of the
, ... . eountrv driiL-msis complained bff-
s arc "itiiiL' South, and it is mi v a ir-alter nl of n,. i t,, i.,..,
live oil people will move to save the fr.-i:ht mi,"1'1 'lliei,s weekly mmI the
"i!rea( Ane-iican l-'rand" and )nib-Ii-lie,(
nnatyses if some (1f i he more
e Co. )
: H
Rippling
Rhymes
(Bj W< Uaion.)
Tim inik;n.nt man
A chronic t;te if indiL'ii.i
tion is what i. wmna with
P.i. ha id Hoc; Iu never feels
th" blithe elation that opti
mistic p.-oplc know. When-e-r
he leads tl!- daily papers'
h" finds ;l t;ii that wriiiK-i his
h-ai :. oine politicians cuttim?
ci per.- that may ujiset our np-ph-curt.
The way the graft
ers et our money disturbs his
soul by day and niht: he t-'
no titled -hearted bunny he'll
flight the giaiters, left and
rishi. H- i'ai!s the city coun
: il's doinifs. di-dnir'inB tax
worn people's kale, and Jie de
clares, with loud heshrewinu .
that all those men should ho
in jail. There's always -some-th.nu
to excite him. some dark
abuse is here or there, pome
V.iMic tdnnuerintis affright him.
and so he raves and rends
his hair. So Kiehard's face
is seamed and hr.qard. hi
hair is gn.y. his ey s are dim;
h- inwN along like any lag
M.ird. for wrath's exhausted all
his vim. We o 1 r -nils are
f-t-lin-.- nifty, lie. nu-e we ib
not lume oj- fuss; and he's
an obi, old man at fifty, in-diunation'-s
made him thus.
It's cood to s(end some time re
sent! hk such evils as our eyes
hthold; it's wise n spend seme
time lamenting the virtues
It's fme to
reforming, to
a better globe,
sense in nl
and jiutting
admired of old.
do some small
make thus earth
but there's no
ft'avs .storming.
ashes on one's robe. It's bet
ter far to sing and twitter,
at d let some age-old evils
slid", than to In harsh and
mad and bitter, with harpoons
r.iined at every hide. A griev
ance lives, we cannot steer it
aside wit h any rigmarole; and
i mil una linn warps the si tint
and snurs the current of
soul.
the
AMPLE PRESIDENTIAL BALLOT
" I intend to vote for
for President at the November election.
I am registered aa a
Signed (Name)
(Name party)
Address '
(Fill out and mail to Straw-nallot-Contest-E.litor, Mail.
Tribune, Medford, Orepon)
crat ?
Brisbane's Today
Down in Tamnmny Xf-w VoiU. ;i
Diinocrat is n.v.-r .-licil'l'- i"'
ruKisliatinn or von- fur ninn- limn
fuur vcurs lifn-r ilfulli '!"w" 1,1
ltr-nuMi.-.m I ' it 1 1 :.. I 1 1 I ! l:i i:iill"'
n...i.....i Ir, , r.nii tiiat tl !
p...i.mii' was pliuii.l- f"r ip"il ! had joined the fatlmllp clnird, ,
;..i.f V..-HV prayed Hn thosp Ilia)
In the halls t.r immortal Klr.
(Continued from Tape One.)
whirll shall it he?
I.. M. SWEUT.
(i.l. 111. 1!'L",.
Kl". On
Quill Points
toi:-
iihoiu his conviction and sent h;r
in the gallows. That is kind i
him. hut unless religion nil,(;
niistaUeii it is he that n-'ciit'
praver.
The worst of this Hiekmiui in,;
dent, nevt to tl.e crime n-t-lf.
the fact that it encourages 0tli
voting morons to feel that munli-
The money used is alter all "not so dangerous, an,
vou have plenty of time."
Office holders might be worse. I-'or the iirst time in Tu y,.ar
They miKbt be like the young inici- Italy has executed a criminal. T!i
le,-tua( uho scoj-ns them. Italian method is tovshut a uvah u
for life in solitary com iuemt-n
They say poverty encourages Seeinft no one. talking; to no nn
crime, lint maybe it just seems thai containers of food pushed into Hi
way because poverty encnuraMcs ' Vl hy a man that tiio pt isorif
convictions. , does not see.
Hush money:
to buy a fur cnai
Jf ever there is a Cause whose' icheie Delia A! uugjore. ronvif
bac kers are. without exception vir- .(,, 0,- kiUin- two Fascists. hul
tuous, fair and sur.e. all men will he .-;rateinl that he was slini.
sujiport it. Heath, which .some Clnistia
Sientists call " 1 he alley of m
sion," is not a thing to four, So
If people hesitate to ,
beliefs, maybe they are
ceblanee would make
kind of fellow you are.
ept ynurj
afraid ae-
tary imprisonment Is horrible
Of course women can .stand
more .suffering. Think what
mere corn silk cigarettes did
to young; male amateurs.
.Mrs. Willebranilt savs her de
partment can mnl; prohibition ef
fective if IJooVef i ejeeted. bill
doesn't say in jn-l what way t unl
idge ha.-, thwart' d her.
by a henpecked grand jury who
would try in put across a report to
a jude in an unlawful way.
K. A. KASTON.
It may tie all right to live today
j on what yon will earn next week.
; i In t it's going too far when you
live on what the grocer wilt earn
next week.
'In n I llctllitlilcil
Air. IMiror:
The speei-hes being In o
ed by our I iepuble an
-nil iu it tee remind me of some j
men whom 1 have heard pray.
. Kvery one w ho hears them k news t
ihat they don't believe half of j
.what I hey Hie saying.
T. A. WATERMAN.
! Praise always seems a little
i fensive if t merely echoes ;
least-j poo, opinion of yourself.
litral
I He si'uation Is Hearing a
ns fen tale poll! iciana an- making I
l.lll'H M C.iell Ollll-I llllllelllatetl
with an adroit turning up of the i t 1 I'll t In
M!,"y, '-" ,;,,-'l..eli who hilV.. till..- to spill'
have flounce. out of the loom. i 1
Americanism : Wnntinir somclmdv
aiise you haven't time; kidii
jab-turd concoctions. Al the same
' t ime t he driii.'t'tsls en jov.'d and a p- '
a to run the govern-j piauded ,i sudden 1 m in sales of,
because ii is run hv . M I"h-d, elyeerin. cioVin- matter'
"I knowetf he wuz rr.akin'
money, but I ditoVt know he wuz
rich," said Lafe Byd, when he
heard Mrs. Tilford Moots's nephew ; i hmg lik
Al Stnilli on the l arill I J ( cteni j
J To ihe Kditor: :
hy not give your readers the j
exact wonting of Covernor Smith's
I ( Oklahoma l aril r analysis'.' I deny j
he ever ridiculed a pi oleelive f
tariff for the mrrner. lie said "a
pi-.uect i e tariff wuild in it give
jimnediate relief and that other
remedies must be had to stem the
tide of suti'eiing and ba n k inpt '
j new so universal. In his latest
' spceehes he lias decried the idea
i of breaking down the tariff walls
indi-a riminately and I challenge j
yon to deny his logic upon both
occasions. (.live us your leased i There's no shortrcye nf servant
; wire limitations and see if your Kverybody important enough i
i garbled report ibioti t bmk some-I justify having a servant has
thirty-cents alter
Ameriennisin : Worrying he
cntLso yon innr hire jinyhtNly
Aitli si'ilM enough. In do the
work you would do ,vonr-ir if
you weren't so pro-permi.
Mr. fonlidge doesn't like to hear
anybody swear. fJ..e must get fed
us after so many years in public
office.
Good times nre tho
; people accumulate tin
j must pay in bad times.
inem i ne j
.' Ill Little Itock. Atl;.. they ilm
, hrlieve in evolution.
, And in Little IlocU. Chart'
i Smith. "President of the Americfl
Association for Advance mem i
AUieism," is foolish enough in s;
that he doesn't believe in Coil,
i fact, he was found with a phuni
I rending. Kvolm ion is true. Tt
j P.ihie is a lie. Cod is :i ghost."
j Smith, atheist, is in jail. Ark:t
. sas doe.sn't like atheists any hid
lh:in it likes Darwin.
Th is is one of ihe interest ii
; cases in which holh are wrim
- Arkansas is wrong, according
intelligent science, to deny t!
i plain I acts of evolul ion. At lie;
t- Smith is childishly wrong; in den
nr;jng ihe truth known to all nie
! that "the heavens declare the dlo
i of Hod and the linnnmont shown
. forth His handiwork."
As this was written late Tlnn
,tny afternoon, no news had coi
i of the brave, young liriiish Hi1
M.iclloiiald, crossing the ocenn
i a tiny Moth plane.
I lope had nut been ahandnm
, however, since his ship cai i i
'. fuel enough to last a few Inn
! lonuer.
I No matter what happens, t
! young man's coui a-:e is not wa:di
; Kvery :gocd example is so am
j to the assets of tho human nu
; The death of young; Ii'Asra de
Tom It'CenverfMie is one el i
I greatest assets of Fume:-, nlthnt
I he has heen dead for cciiiiuit :;.
iu who h
fbls they
ni
b.
".Mis. Olive palmer
I c-pa tilling h. r dining room, and
Iocs not like It, ( Ocei hoi n wl
Notes, Kugerie (iliaid 1 (iluei I
ate help,.
The strug-gh- to mahe ends me.-l keeps a flapper's liands busy
cn she sils down.
an., imi.is ii nu onus o( opiers all.l wuz a8kin' fer a divorce. I don't la- t wit h a steam roller. Isn't it
herbs. 'Ih-- economical ankee cits-: see very many brown derbys. an' ; y f.o-i: 1st. That the,-., has been
t-.m.-r uslnu the r-clpe to makel i rion-t s.e anv coiiars ijke Hcovcr'i more ain-ieutiural failures since
Th- Mre.tM at e cluttered w ith
Indelible ualn.ii... but ouih h.ts
led gi a sped ( tpo i unit v by the
t.ol, and Malted till owing i
nt old no ii
Vou ciin tell the stranoer in ('hicao.
when a tire Mows out.
lie doesn 't
What lite g.-m-ral (tublic
understand about Hie si
MlM ele or the lateM Atlantic 1
in tt ll V MOM.. tt l.llill u did Hot
aliii; v ith him.
"'arved Wooden llUtes I
Seville." tin. the latest local I
but lnmi xT I n cling to the V M
1h.lt helone.-. o -t.m..; v
w lo ri the a---, sm.i .
n not i
l-s-l ll
''Nature for
have made cars
saw a I
lie I'lal
things." Not windshields, or she would
his own "toeje."
our trie!, federal buv. that L-rlm
joke on (lie Amerfean people for
j iilci'lv called "Pure Pood and th'llgs
, A'T" permits ihe nnre-;f rieo d sale
lurk ! "f divers ihineeri.iis poi-ons in
f tti' se popnt'ir hendache nnt-nins.
:M"I eiany a latahty from ihe tise '
of these covernment - sanetjoned ' T
ofs.ns fv on record. Tine, the food:
and drugs act require- that some ' U
slight mention be made on the label
wears.
the advent of Ma'ding administra-
Communications
The -tilnml -Meeting
. the lalip.r:
The Wide,- attended the llepub
au political mceiing held in
diland's etty hail Thursday nfter-
'. I llajipy is the man who doesn't want anythim:,
i put up with an Imdy li.
He needn't
I our million idle men .' K;its !
just ell one of Ihem vou are thii'stv.
They seem hal way, hut
it the dope contains a.etaniMde or noon,
i certain eipiallv poisonous pain kill- 'intes. of .Mi-df..rd. was the
cr:. but Pumi loi;i with ttie head- ' hb-f speaker When he said the
ache seldom bother- to s'udy the meeting was un. ailed lor. he to
fine irlnl. ""d the wti.de g-.-und. lb- eub-
.yi.-'il Judc.e Thomas as u indi-hbor.
I'SIIONS AMI W'sWKItS las a fti-nd. as a citizen. as an
t Knock Knee official.
Is there a (banc to i ore knock That w hit h forcibly struck me
ktiee by an td'etalt..n or lo just , about the meeting was the timidttv
tioti than from closing of Civil
1 war to the beginning of said ad
ministration V -ml. During this
time of agricultural peril Mr.
lloovr has never protested inn
even suggested a remedy '.' ;ii d.
With his pi estlge in the cabinet
.during the looting of public do
mains and hi-jacking of govern
mental li.nr noc)' was. and still
is silent as a clam, and win '.'
Ith, That Hoover'. fortune was
amasr-ed in serving P-ritlsh busi-
ness interests, who contend farm
ing ailments can be cured only by
r
or s
; lN'DlANAPOLIri. hid,, Oct.
! (Pi c.overnor la! Jackson I'rid
issued a pardon for Dr. K. S. S!
' macher. superintendent of the I
idiana Ami Saloon league, who v.
. being taken tn the state per...l f m
I to Itegin serving n iii-dav M-nteti
Some people have louise n n 1 I f "r contempt of the Indiana
others argue with a man who can't i preme court.
see the corruption in his own pat iv. ' The pardon was issued hefo
- Dr. Shuimiker li-.l v.n.di..d i
Manufacturers per.d more to sell ; st;i, . p,ltn11Ml.ni o'
Riven, ecctirdiag to Pliny Wolmi
A ndddlc-class home is one
In which i ho rug- showing- the
most ueiir is heiwccn the gar
uire and (he dining room.
in article than to make it. Put it.
the landlord and tenant system, " "" i m i.mn nsu tiiau to i secretary to (he .'iovernor. bcrau
which means to an honest -to-c.od i u n'liI' the goverunr believed the Penal
"excessive,"
A niei ican just w hat t he undo
'kle-, :
that !
11 til 1 1
Ailei a Mimnn-r s).ent in
g. oblllig as lai ea-l n- the Pm
Mbm llatdtuck has a old,
h! won't be able o cute
olng gadding open..
"M s i-i.i ; si urs"
Soon after coiuim; inio the world
lie gcefu shakes ., illlle l;n ball
SMth bhdsbot n il, A little later
oil he pnlls a piece of strinu W hi- b
makes a siiuiM wondeu tigUie khlv
lip ll( eg and wiggle Us mm-.. A
hit liner he takes a Milan loiind
clay ball hi his thumb and lore
finger n nd shoots it at se era I
of her hiuail I oil nil clay ba IU.
J 'resent ly he nt. on n o.Mb n
horse and rubs mound rapidlv lu
n ciui,. I,, in,, in, ) a bau.-I-
togan until he Is dizzy. , I'.w
yejirs aer he begirt lo hit at a
round leather ball wllh a stick
mid. when .mutiiiiI , hiuing it.
fhofis the stick and stalls tunning
H round the bd. touching M- al
paekf" of ctii iiiiumI on the wa.
Then, night tailing, he puts a stiii
Idem of w hlle Unetl tiKltltlM hi
che.sl, props op his heck wuh un
id her pP-ce of stiff w bite limn.
Ma nds face to race with a go
and f- nehi oiimtsly shake-, hi hips
Ulld leet w i( h her w hlle M ri al
men blow h'M ie and bent upon
lightly stretched membrane. (liw-
Ing otilei- he KlN at 11 table Hl!h
Several nt her men and spends
hoUlS pa.H.-dpg llioliud Mil. ill pieces
of rn nt hum ri w ph red nn.l black
hiotN on 1 hem. OcciiHlonally he
will go out to ii cow -pasim t and
Jut il little white ball with several
different kinds of stlrku, uttei ing
linppy erii'M when the Utile ball
falls Into a liote lu he gr-tand.
Coming Into old n and inepiir
Jng to leave the world, he sim at a
table wllh n not her old in tin and
juovct Htnall round pier.eji nf wood
mrosH n board marked with lilt le
f 1 u u re w , ( M c i ( u i y . )
If Mimkinir dncsu't at'fi'ct the hrain, how do you aceounl for
he oluip n huhlst forth in the smoker.'
walking straiuhtU " I am 17 years of the sp -akcr
id. I C,. . P. ,apatt:y ot the audience.
A w er. o aiiptratus or appll- If I did ind know anything inner
mice will strntghten kn.n k kne.-s ' about lh oiin ial life nf .Judge
Still, there isn't much wroni; with a people whose sins hp
foii-onei! wuh the assistance of aspirin.
Ihe more we see of round shoulders ami convex ttimmie
Ihe more we think of war.
or bow legs in a person nv
years of age. Vou should
a k I orthopedic specialist
Ihe chance of correctbu; ih,
hie. our family do. lor will r
. oilmen. i a goof) one for ymi.
Pcrniaticiu Injury : geiN my vot . and ihe .same appll
Will a permanent wave harm the m iMvtrict Attorney Chanev.
r five j Thm.
onsuli , Cham
about lh'-y
trnu- lt
: ha e
; Thomas
taker means to a corii.se?
.".th. That the "Old Dad" Vol
stead enforcement machinery of
Ltnd tho dignified nation, slate and county is practi-
all in Ihe hands nf the Kepubli
an party, making nothing iinpos
iltle unless it be resurrection of
When prominent men call one !
another liars, the public lakes the;
broadly tolerant view thai belli are'
right.
and Oisliict Attorney
. than I (cm at that nieetim;
oil i not get my oie.
bable intormalioii wtiii h I
bt lined concerning J udp--
man and a jtnlge, he
i h.tjr
the
alp.
I have very
ol
should not lte miluenci
A novelist prompts his heroine to
kiss the hands that labor for her.
Vou f reunion lv -in a ...... a, .,. .
the ,e,l, yet why lu.vo e ten , f tlv ,.,. shi, ', pprk.
speakeasies, and twlce as nmny n kK , .
Ix.nlleKUel.s all.l proeuresse.s to. lay .
as ill th- old saloon days? ' ('(imN'l this seiiteiif.: -Uell.
! I n, lei Itepul.lie.in rule the ye." snld ih,. ,ner: On-j n-o
'niortK:ise iinlel.tednrss of Oreui.ii u li kel y t. c,.( ,ito mih rr. Inn
si farm, is has ir.ereased :.inl per,, nt. I ilicy min'i stoop to dishonor
i and eounty taxes haye increased j iirtt-r lllev rc olecil."
I s"i. p.reent. In last I ", years, so; I c. ,), iu-hi, i
Hr. ShtntiaUor. luuvever,
have lo pay ihe SlTiM fine assess
hv Ihe rnprenie rnnrt in additii
to th" lifi-day senleneo.
Political Announcements
MUTT AND JEFF A Couple of Nifty Campaign Songs
SlIKKIIl.'
I nin the regular Kepnldle:
nominee for sheriff of .1 ;i. k.
-olinly. If elect,.,) J win co-op
rate with all officials In the e
foreenient of all laws.
CHAIIl.KS 11. STACY.
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