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U. C UOCr S'SKN At COUI'ANT I
Offlfa In New York, ChU-o, letrolt,
Han rraiicbjco. 1M Antfelei, SeattU. ort
taiid. Ye Smudge Pot
Bjr Arthur l'erry
This is tin? last full day of. life
for Wlllhiin JCdwhrd Hickman,
nued 1!-. wlio in l ho inornlnk: will
I'llmti 13 steps, and di-op i:i feet,
unci iliinKli- hi lh end ur i rope
li mule in eternity. When he wuh
nhout lR.he was a IniKht younK
Dan. Willi a KeniUH for oratory, u
liirKC lillinil "f eRilllani. mill II
dfHiia In In? a whelk. Ho ilai'liloil
lin wiih loo Hinarl, anil tun Knoil
IniikliiK in tnl fin an luim-xt IIvIiik.
anil from Htoalliw KUKollna pro
(mmmIoiI by It'iipH anrt liounilM to
major rrinii'H, rllniaxlni; a crlnilnal
rarriT Willi a flrtiiliHii liillrdiT anil
a (tovlliHil iIimmI. Ho w;h a rill,
amt a hill, anil I'lilti'il liiniKi'lf "Ttli
Kox." TlioilHiinilH of linn liavii
walki'il to the (iallnWH, noma brave
ly, aniiii' rrttiKliiM:, nml taunt of tliu
bit liava rnrrli'il with iIiimii a tiiiKi1
of ri'Kri'l from HomiOioily. llb-k-man
walks alono to his itonni.
lint i'Vi'11 for lilm "Monirboily
'nrp."
IIiikIi rlinlpH, who wan strurk by i
an ailtoinoblli' una day Iiimi waak,
IniH iflnriifil to si'llonl. tOraKon
f'lly IIiilariirlHi'. ) An iintnaial in.
fioilivc for ixllimlion.
SV Ml' ATI IV
Whilo wa iH'Vor :iiprovpi.l or tha
riKirrliiKi1, wa lialiiiva I ha rorrnar
innliaraja of Imtora Iihh Mirforail
oiioiiah anil wa alnraro'v hopa tha
Haw baby won't look hko Its papa.
- lllhlo siato Joiirnal.)
Ami hara'a hoirintt: it will hava
mora Manso than II m niothfiv
( lioiiston I'o.-n.lapatoh.)
contrary lo tha ta-llaf of many,
Ilia aolar wyKtam will ronllnna lo
fulirllon In Iih tlma-worn al'fiaicnt
inanliar on .Novaitihrr Till, no mal
tar who is i-IitUmI. ami slraiiKi1
thoiiKh it may M'm, ri'siili'iila of
f lilali'inala anil Abysinnlii llovar
lii'aril of tha aanillilatfH, Ihls aotm
try, or tha Issllas lltvolvail.
The Kil Klux Khlll. whosi inil
liiwry wa.s fomltmtMl, whllf Its
WiKjmln. DiiiMiniH, TlintiH, KlontilN
iitnl Kn fori Mm, cxlr;i.U.-l $ I ufl.dofl,
io thrnnh an cpidrmlo at ulout
ry, . riillnpsi-tt of Its nwn i;usmd
ni'sH, nixl'lH now "fl'lrlnlly tlt funrl
unt) banltrupt. Tho Klnn rupl
t;ill7.fl hate, niul nutili ptir-i, pltuis
ntitl piililollr with a 11 nii;hl-
Ihnkwhi'Ut paiicakcH iin ram
pan l hi tllo iH'Uiterlot-i, uiul, t )o
lui-kvht'iii, If iiny,. in not nniU't
nlih'. TUi-y tun ilrliTtabli' with
city KUIIKHK''
f iuvrntr 1'iitK'rMoii tiffi inori
' oiummv. W'hrn an tifllrial oiiii
think nf not hint; clt ! ay. In-
tiiKt'M tttDt'f Economy. In mllttitry
'hvlctt It 1m, "IH'cmm up, you!" Thin
v;ih lln- only ontt'r Hit per t'onl of
tin' i' ml lfnt knew or ever IhhhpiI.
H. I'lew liei' new hresiil Irt Kell
ItlK Hk huleakfN. It In the Iodk
loaf, nml a merry one.
John .Mn nn eelt-hrulex hl.s I Mh
hh ilnlny tcutuy, ami will rut a
cuke. If you put your piece of
rake umler your pillow, the first
iin-? ymi buy will be your.
i.ir. 1 1 1 m citi'.niT
(ToH'ku, Kan., Journal)
1 luruM Lnwsitn, ftaxophone
player, cnuhl earn a much
belter living by playing In an
oreheHtra, hin wife. Mona,
i-I1h the ttlNliict court In a
petit inn for divorce. Hut in
htentl of aval Hue hltnneli of bin
talent? ho perxiHtn In woiUIhk
in rentnimiritH. 111m salary as
n restaurant employee it not
suff icieii'. to M i n. l.nwNfMi'x
need, her petli ion axertM,
ami hht- Im romp' tled to work.
Therefore nhe unKh itivoreo
nml the return of h-r maiden
name. Mona (ianon.
The hotino wan Imltt, and the
Jilaster ilied, before Iih miKtresM
could buy a pair of shoes tbut were
umart. ehie, KlyllKb, and hint
ftnoUKH.
A httoMs Ke'iie4
M EN'f .M INK Mich., Oct. IS
(ft l-'enrn for the Hafet of ThomaH
.Mitchell, L'7. and hla ylfe who
were reported mitftdiifr rollowitiK
iheir takeoff from Sturgeon Hay
for a f IlKbt ncroHH Hreen It.iy to
.Mi'tiomitn'e, lu n St lnon mono
plane, were dispelled today when n
liKhthiiiNe keeper on Creni Inland
iibiut seven Milieu from here,
hrnufiht t)ie pilot nml IiIh wife lo
Mi-noiultt'e at nofiti.
Twenty dollar Investment tn
lime applied lo Clatnop roiinty
noil irivps 41 percent profit
iuM expii iliiPiit tutlon.
I ?HX SLICVIOt ovu?
Art far its slnnv Iwlliits nro eonaarni'il tlie clpclitin is over.
If Mr. IIhiiivit is not alfcli'd, Hlraw Intllnts as means of
ili'tcrniiiiiiif; pnliliaal Kaiiliincnl in ailvanai1 of an clcclinii will
hp forever disereililail in lliis lanil of ''the free anil home nf
the hiave."
Kor not only lines llie Literary Digest poll anil the Hearst
mil, lint every extensive national poll taken, point to such an
overwhelmim.' victory that in the IX days reinainint; nolhini:
can happen to materially change the result, as far as this me
dium of prophecy is concerned.
Ho the suspense for those who place any faith in the relia
bility of straw votes is over. Messrs. Hoover anil Smith run
continue to nialie speeches, the npposinif eampaion committees
can continue to issue their broadsides of provocative propa
ganda, hut (he play, ns a play, is played out. Secretary Hoover
is, from this standpoint, the next President of the I'nited States.
This week's Literary Digest poll is the most ovcrwhclmine
indication of a Hoover landslide published since die campaign
opened. Kor the first time the vote of every state is tabulated,
and, not only docs the liepublican candidate In, Id his popular
majority of nearly two to one, but he leads iu every stale in
the t'liion but four, and they arc iu the Solid South. The Di
gest, which is published by an ardent Smith supporter, lists
only two of these 4-i states as doubtful.
If this situation is sustained by the result November titli,
Hoover will win by the greatest electoral plurality in the his
tory of this country, AM uM.
Iu our opinion such an outcome is a practical impossibility.
will he surprised if he earries more than two states in the
Solid South, and we will be eiiially surprised if he earries New
York state.
And of course it is probable that before this poll closes.
Smith will overcome Hoover's lead in these Southern states
ami in New York stale iu which he is now behind.
(Irnntino; this, however, even conci-dint; him New York
state and every conrinonwealt h iu the Solid South Smith would
still be almost as decisively beaten as was Javis four years iigo.
The final vote in (he electoral college would be; Hoover .'ili:!,
Smith Hid.
The niosl popular refutation of these figures by the Sniilh
supporters is to point to the victory of Wilsim over iliifrhes in
1!)K, when the latter was a six-tn-one favorite on Wall Street,
ami was beaten by 'S, electoral votes.
Superficially there may he consolation in this precedent.
Hut an analysis of that surprisinir upset does not sustain the
Smith optimism, l-'or Hie women elected l'rcsidenl Wilson,
that year, on the appealing sloomi of "He kept us out of war.'"
It was the first election in which the. woman vote was a deter
mininif factor, and Wall Street, surveyinp; the usual male situa
tion, failed to reckon with it. ' IjB.JfJflfJ
Hut this year the women are voting just the other way. And
it is because Wall Street learned its lesson, and realizes how
this vote is fio'un;, that tl dds favorino. Hoover were recently
boosted from two and one-hall' lo one lo four lo one.
In another column of this paper the Dijrcsl figures are driven
in full, so that those who are not runnintr may read.
NO MUD SLINGING BY
kj' .ivo IJ'M'ii iv(UPslr liy fmc of I lie ltNiilinp; suppni ierM nf
Harry Norton, I'liiulidulP fir ('iicuil .Imlc IVom ('rants
Push, (o jmhlisii I ho i'ttllnwino; t?nniliiiK'nljiry ctlitorial cuni'i'rn-
him IVom the Klamath; Kulls Mcnilil :
Harry Norton, of (InwitH Puhs, 1h rur,,iiuK mr circull JIhIko in
)iln (ilHlrict and Iho llcrnld wnnlM lo hrlefly call iilteiitton to tho
fart thai men nf the Norton typo are luird to find when It romen
tn filling oil' icon. Wo have known Hurry Norton hIiico lflln and
If over there wttft an upstandiuK, honorable rent tcinnn, an able
lawyer and a flue American citizen he is one. In legislative halls
he wielded n influence thai wuh always tor llie riuhl. very
proHeace la (lie state hmiHo was n bulwark lor uootl le;ishilion.
Ah a practicInK lawyer ami a banker he in beloved by bin own
community la a manner that Ik moat vefrealiitiK to witnoHS. It'
nil of the court h ot this nation were in Hie handa of men nf the
Norton type the riKhta of tho people would he sale and litiaatM
would always et n minute deal.
As a firm supporter of .ludjrc C. M. Thomas, lh Mail-Tt ih
uno sees no reason to ipiarrcl with the somewhat fulsome esti
mate of Harry Norton's loyal Klamath friend.
We have never questioned .Mr. Norton's liiih standing us a
citizen or his leyal (pialificat ions. Wc have never considered
Juilye Thomas' position so desperate that we felt it i essary
to impugn Hie motives or eluiraeler of his opponenl. '
We only wisli as much might
eloquent supporters in this enmity.
What's the use' 11 you spcal; tempera It I v. people siisnecl
.veil of hn Vint; very violent private opinions.
l'YtM' men are those who won't vole us you tell them unless
you spiirt them full of prejudice.
Ht tfond, and yes iloti 't lie
MUTT AND JEFFr No Brains! No Brains! Thass All. . By BUD FISHER
TOrAORKouJ CM fiOMMA "V W-filir rfi I f T 5All. y I N I "IT " f . 1
LCW W L0CeU CHAPWI - MEV. CUT r Tff i,.4.SALL J5'6" O ( i'
OF TMff Al SMITH -TViAT- MllH? 1 CU OU VMuTTi IT tT t(F FR C WCCi rvV
MAAaSi J, I WATRACW:: f ... SHOES Din-wee -'-K
TorOi6HT. H6P Hre r ZE3lJ 6N MV PAW.' V f JS1. OM THf J
RHeP, Trie BoYSA.ee ! vV t- vmM ecu?.GNvGl J l , gs fyem I floor. t
Lma ' - .A-m,. e, .... fiidtfefe 4t--
THOMAS SUPPORTERS
he said for Mr. Norton s most
so darned mouthv ahout it.
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BEADY, M. D.
Hiried letMi pvrt-afcatny fee pmonal kUti and hj-gi-t-M, net to thnttt (Un
trMtmt-i.t, will aaMMMwd by Br. Hu-!y If a Kamnad, welf-a-dd-Th-swa envelope U enrU-wd.
I,rUre liould k bitf and wrltUa ia Ink. Owing to the large iminbt-r of letter re
ceived, only a mw oaa d aniMNtrwt krd.
Jay U hiMteueaiaw. Addrea Ur. Willlwao
thk iiu; oisk
Noise is now recognized tin a nerl
oiis health problem.
lieforo wo Kr Jny farther let us
cndcavir to define what we are
talkiiiK about.
Is the playing of a score of chil
dren on the street under your win
dows noise? Certainly not, if they
are your children or even If you
wish they were, Ji nnlKe only
when they belong to some neighbor
whom you don't envy.
In the frightful commotion of n
flivver warming mi on a cold tnon
Int;. and very early in the mornint;.
noise? Not to the man who owns
one.
Noise is obviously a relative
(inutility and a definition would
have to carry as many qualifica
tions as there are persons con
cerned. F.ven jazz is music lo some
ears. Hut probably the reat ma
jority of sane folk would auree on
any cruel or unusual punishment
that mhht be proposed for the ever
ready auto signal looter; the one
who toots to say hello and loots to
reverse the salutation; toots to ap
plaud and toots to deride; toots to
jiet attention of another rnotorisi
and loots lo hold the attention of
alt the world from its proper busi
ness. Schopenhauer, the world's worst
pessimist, or best If you like, cited
hammering, the barking of do;s
and the crying of children ijs hor
rible sounds, but handed the quas
sia wood loving cup to the fellow
who drives a watron load of gravel
or dunK throuuh the hi reels snap
pinu his whip constantly over the
horses. If old Arthur bad to listen
to the honkini; of automobile horns
at all hours of the day and nicht,
he would probably do murder iu
s'tead of just inciting to it.
The crack of a whip Is your only
genuine assassin of thought, Scho
penhauer declared, fie meant that
noise Interrupts one's current of
thouubt. be ft trivial business or
thinking out some rout w nrjd
problem or approaching some ej-cat
discovery. "Of course, where there
Is nothing to Interrupt, noise will
not be so particularly painful, oc
casionally it happens that some
sltehl but constant noise continues
lo bother anil distract me for. a
time before 1 become distinctly con
scious of it. All I feel is a steady
Increase In the labor of ihinkiim
just as though 1 were trying to
walk with a weight on my font. Al
last I find out what it is." Ami
then, zowie! Well old Arthur has
ail my sympathy there.
The mayor of an Ohio town
where there is a steel mill recently
ordered that all loud speakers be
shut off or completely muffled not
later than i : :l 0 at nlubt, so that
steel workers who must start work
early in the day may i;et needed
sleep.
dealt li Commissioner lVonczak
of Htiffalo recently announced thai
his ilcparimcul proposed m put an
end to ibe practice of lontitm motor
horns ihroiifih the streets as a
means of eclebratinu weddings.
This praiseworthy effort of the
health authorities met with Indig
nant protests by the moron nopulu
lon for where there is noihint; to
Interrupt, noise Is not so painful.
Ill Knhind 1 lie People's League
of Health recently hrouuht before
the fcovcrnmont. through the min
istry of health, the need for control
of preventable noise in the streets.
One timely and significant move
iu that direction would be the
.srrapplnM; of all street car lines and
the substitution of motor bus trans
portation. QVKKTIOXS AMI ANSWritS
Mle Virtual-
What do you think of the com
bination of fried meat and sweet
milk at the same men 1.' 1). S. W.
Answer. I'd want to be awfully
hungry before .-it tint; down to such
it n-0:1st . 1 lowi'ver.. if nin fancies
i fried meat with sweet milk. H I
perfectly wholesome to mix 'em.
In my opinion and I challi'ime
correction if any physiolnplcal au
thority Is auaiust me there Is but
one rule that miverus the quentlon
of food combinations or mixing vic
tuals. If the combination appeals
to your taste, it Is unite all right,
no matter what Wellborn Pagan.
Who self puhiim "food specialist,"
; may say about It in his mall order
I "course."
j Nave Your shoe Winter Is
Coining
t What would you recommend for
.ingrowing toenail, besides throwing
; shoes in the bike? -Oladys
; Answer. Take ood cur of your
'shoes, Oludyj". it's goim; to be a
.o repiy can be aiuJie to qut-rlea aet
Brady, la care at tula aewapap-r.
i tiik STitKirr
hard winter. Send a stamped en
i velojtc bearioK your address and
! I'll mail you Iiihtruetious for your
trouble. Meanwhile, by way of
i consolation, I mteht say the nail
; doesn'. -row In; the flesh of the
: toe is crowded up over the edtre nf
i the nail. ' I'ointed, narrow shoes,
i especially shoes built with outflar
; itiK inside sole lines. Invite this
i painful condition. Ktrst thine when
you pet home nights put the Hhocs
away carefully behind the stove
and ejve your feel a breathing spell
without restraint. Keep the tender
proove at the edge of the nail pow
dered with alum.
Wliai, Stones From Water?
It has been stated that the drink
ing of a tumbler of water Immedi
ately upon retiritiK is conducive to
the formation of KitHstoncs. What
is your opinion of this? A Header.
Answer. Hen Stated is probably
some 'rich relation of Hen Told's.
The drinking of water, at any time.
Is rather conducive to the preven
tion of gallstones. Yon didn't sipn
your letter. Artless, so I answer the
question only because of the dis
tinction of meetiuu lien's cousin,
and because I hate lo see water
libelled.
Tattoo
Can you advise me if tattoo;
marks can be taken off, and how?
.Mine is a very small one, but every
body advises me it is a disgrace to
have one? Is this true? I). M.
Answer. Any intentional muti
lation of the human body Is shame
ful, son. Perhaps a surgeon can
remove the mutilated skin and fill
the defect with a skin praft,
(Copyright, John F. Uille Co.)
If young Railroader John Cool
idye does git married his fare t'
Niagary Falls and back won't cost
nothin'. Mrs. Em Pash attended a
p'liticical caucus last night an'
now she can't speak above a whis
per. 4.
Communications
Announces Vni
JMltor Mail Tribune:
j If you please, I would like to say
; that my vote will be cam for New
1 ton C. I'hanney, for he has proven
(himself to be a enpnhle and faith
I fnl district attorney.
When moonshiners, bootleggers,
( boozers and their friends are
I against a man. it should be the
I duty of law-abiding citizens to snp
! port the man they arc against,
j Italph t". .Terminus ets my vote
j for sheriff. 1 have had the pleas
i ure of meetiUK him and found him
! courteous- and obliiu. When a
man who knows his job is In office
. it is poor business to put htm out
I simply because he is a Democrat.
It. A. r.ASTo.V.
j Ashland. Ore.
Hopkins' Choice
; .Medlord. Ore.. Oct. IS.
, To (he Kditor:
' My announcement of yesterday''
j issue of your paper I see that Pot
ter .1. Neff is scheduled to tell tile
1 people over the radio tonight why
I Judge ( M. Thomas should he re
I elected. After six years of service
las Judge, ii would seem the people
; ought to be pretty familiar with
! Judge Thomas' virtues, witliout re
I count in-; them so much by radio
: and in the press. And out of all
ithe lawyers in this district, most of
Rippling
Rhymes
(By Walt lfaaon.)
BIGGER AND BETTER
S'x times l'v sntiKht a rest
ful town, and found just what I
Hotighi; "Now here I'll straight
way settle down, and eiul my
liuyH," me.thoiifUit; "i aute the
city's noise amt snjoll, its
luuKhter and its -moan; I want
a quiet place to dwell where I
can be alone. A place whuro
traffic does not roar forever
through the street; a vitiligo
that has learned to snore in its
slumhers calm and sweet." Six
times 1 found me such a Krud,
and bought myself a home, and
then 1 was exceeding Klad, con
tentmem filled my dome. l'v
found six towns too dead to
skin, and thought they'd never
Krow, nmf botwht my vine and
tree therein, my spirit all aglow.
And always, when 1 bought my
shack, and settled down to rest,
promoters came, with lots of
jack and tireless pep and zest.
They came, with all their brazen
charms, with all their pleasant
wiles, and subdivided alt the
farms within a dozen miles.
They always shook the town
awake and made its people
hump; a bigger, better town
they'd make of Podunk-by-the-Ihimp.
Six times I've bought ,i
l.ouse and lot in some quiet
place; 'twould ho a pleasant,
restful spot in which to close
my race. The value of my place
would rise, commanding prices
strong, but 1 had lost the Para
dise for which I'd yearned so
long. 'What luck he has," some
men would say, "it always is
abloom; wherever he elects to
stay there's sure to be a
.boom." "What luck 1 have," I'd
sadly sigh, "it's always out of
plumb; wherever 1 elect to buy,
big growth is sure to come;
there is no place on sea or shore
where 1 can dwell in peace, and
there escape the city's roar, the
uniformed poHee."
whom are Hepuhlican In politics,
isn't it odd that a Smith-Democrat
should he elected to extof the mer
its of a liepublican candidate? In
1!)2L', when Thomas sought election
as judge, Neff was working against
him, and was then classed as one
of the "political lawyers." Hut
how political evolution has ad
vaueed! , Since then Air. Nelf has
not only seen the light, but is nble
to reflect the same upon the peo
ple of this judicial district. It
intent appear appropriate to say.
i however, that Mr. Neff Is "Hop
kins choice, for every Hepuhlican
attorney of prominence is support
ing Harry Norton. Out of r2 law-
; yers in this district -It are oppos
! ed to Judge Thomas ami an; using
i their host influence to replace him
ion the bench with Judge Norton.
And this is another reason why
Mr. Nell will radio tonight.
W. K. PHI PI'S.
I Wants Mrs. Grieve to Clear
It Up
To the l-Mltor:
j As voters I think wo are entitled
lo have Mrs. (Irieve publish the re
! port under controversy. l'p to
; date nho has heat around the bush
anil said nothing. Let ns have it
and clear mailers up.
T. A. WATERMAN'.
I Medford, October IS.
Quill Points
The only creaturos that make
a noise like a whispering cam
paign are geese and snakes.
Speaking of peace treaties,
how many laws would be effect
ive if the violator had only his
conscience to fear?
Among th yellow peoples are
the Orientals and the man who
wishns to say it hut doesn't wish
lo be quoted.
Molliel-s vtliu have made ,
the immmvM Job or trainim;
I llieii hmtx all the opes nlm
' icll the rlrsi-amtlo tcaolier
j how to dti It.
of course nobody doubts a can
didate's promise, hut you'll not
jice the pri'-e of farm land has
I lint increased greatly.
Having seen
elections.
I intend to vote fof--
for resident at tha November
I am registered a, a
Signed (Name).
Address
in ran - -
(Fill out and mail to Rtraw
Tribune, Jledford, Oregon).
we ran't ueem to Bet ciclted
illjout some Hlranwer'H effort to
get a job.
Quantity production reduces
overhead. Physician's bill for one
liaby. J30; for triplets, S1U each.
II must amuse polar bears
when they come across ft torn
(lug clineinB to n sharp point
of ice.
It doesn't help a party much,
when a prominent member pro-i
claims his loyalty in a tone of
martyrdom. !
There's one sond thinir. Some
experimenter in developing home
tn.irln hnni-h mav vet produce
lthe' perfect varnish remover. .
Thank Roodncss! Another seas- j
on gone by without anybody j
Irvinr to introduce watermelon .
served with mayonnaise.
Now they ni).h seawhlngr
and padlocking homes. The
, only further step to lio ttreail
etl is the .stonuich pump.
Why wink so hard to get pub
licity? The same energy would
produce work good enough to
, got by without it.
Even though you get in the
j public eye, you may be Just a
little squirt. Uok at the grape
I fruit.
I If the dead know everything.
'.Shakespeare must have an un
I flattering opinion of the genera-
lilnn Ihol t.fi.nn llu litomt'V tie-
I vclopment by expurgating him.
j Correct this sentence: "I know
l.lohn has a tooth-ache," said the
! wife, "but he's too proud to let
I ma hn:ii hint trronn or COJll-
i plain."
Brisbane's Today
(Continued from Page One.)
In this campaiKti the Democratic
party repudiates officially the old
Democratic party and low tariff
Ideas.
(lovernor Smith assures voters
that he will srive to labor and in
dustry tariff protection that it re-
jqtii:
res.
Much of our labor and Industry
need more protection than they
have now,
For Instance, foreigners Kend
Into the I'lilted States, so this writ
er Is informed, l.f.Oo.ooo tons of
manufactured steel annually.
That does not mean competition
with his; steel companies only, but
especially competition with labor,
which labor realizes.
Every ton of manufactured steel
made in Aincilcu represents SHn in
labor cost. HriiiKiiiK in ,rmi,ooii
toiiB of foreign steel means that
J-l 5,000,000 worth of work that
uiliiht have been done hy Ameri
cans has been done abroad. -
There must be reciprocity, some
'opportunity for foreigners to deal
with us, otherwise luternatioual
commerce would stop.
Hut the tariff .should he lilch
enough at least to offset the dif
ference between toreisn and Amer
ican labor costs.
Since the country must have air
ships, be thankful that the post of-
1 fice, under Postmaster denci-nl
; New and President Coolidse, con
! centimes 'Intelligently on the air
Imnll.
i r.
captain Sumner Sewall, traffic
Political Announcements
SIIKKM1-' J
I am the .reK(ilar Itenubllcan i
i nominee for sheriff of Jackson
bounty. If elected. I will co-one-',
rate with nil officials in the en.
iforcement of all law,.
It. !,'KS STACY-
Paid Adv. lloute 4, Medford.
election. ,
(Name party)
-"--
- .
- Btillot - Conteat - Rlitar, Mail-
superintendent of th l.rltish Co
lonial Airways, says tills count y.
more than any other, has deve.
oped flying at niKht, due almost
entirely to the post office depart
ment. '
Night flj'itiK l the most Impor
tant flyinK for defense In air -ut-tacks
on cities.
Ye Poet's Corner
Onr Oregon
When the Eternal One, in creative
mood, '
Clothed its slopes with verdant
Wood.
Ho looked upon It and It was good
Our Oregon.
He gave It hills and plains ami
lakes.
And all the Wonderland that malt
Our Oregon.
A thou sa n d peaks, ea c li en p p - , )
with snow.
To glisten In the sunset's glow,
Anil gladden hearts of those be
low That's Oregon!
There's ft magic In each tree and
flower;
There's desert's lure at twilifit
hour, t'll
When day Is done,
Oradled by their mother earth,
Mld snow-clad peaks that ave
them birth.
Are sylvan lakes of untold worth
To Oregon.
We've trails to hike and streams tn
fish.
And every sport that heart could
wish
In Oregon.
Fields of grain stretch niilo on mile
Beneath the broad, blue heavens
smile,
And weary travelers rest awhile
In Oregon.
There's orchard trees with bending
houghs.
Ami pastures green where herds
may browse.
In Oregon.
Oh. wanderers from other sinti
we welcome you within our uutes,
Where Opportunity awaits.
In Orogon.
We welcome both the great and
small,
Kor we have room enough for all
in Oregon.
STIss Marguerite Moshcr
Joseph .Stock .shipments un us
ually heavy nt local yard. Sev
enteen cars loaded in one daw
Joseph Work started on ie
placlng of fish screen at foot
of Wallowa J.ake.
Henri" It. A. I tooth donates
acres on Lakeview-Klamath high
way for state park.
VOTE FOR
Alfred E. Smith
President r .
Joe T. Robinson
Vice-President
H. D. Norton
Circuit Judge . . . - . ,
J. Frank Wortman
AND ,
Lloyd A. Williamson
Representatives
George A. Codding
District Attorney
Ralph G. Jennings
Sheriff
R. L. Cornwell t
School Superintendent'
C. W. Ashpole
I County Commissioner
Chas. T. Sweeney
M. D. Coroner-
; Published by Democratic County
Central Committee of Jackson
! County. Offices 119 North Central,
Phone 876. M.dfnrrt . d,j aj