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AdverttNlnu lleurf BPiitutlVPi !
U. 0. aMH'KNHKN It C'UM I'ANY I
Ofic.-a In New York, Chiiugo, Detroit, ;
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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry
'How c;m line scllle down t I
I win k when tiriKlil i-eil vine ;
inajileH, fleiiilct In' warm sunshine
lire evei-ywhen' calling'.'" ( KilKene I
ItecjHter.) 'I'his uppeiirs In lie u J
chronic ciise nt yeur-rininil nprliiK ;
fever. ' I
The enmnnlKn will ihiw lalic f.n '
rnlne kIkiis n( lile loenlly, lis Die
linlfr hits hei-n Injected. ThlH Im ii '
liulitlcal suhjeel Unit stirs the
lleiirt, anil lillikeM the hlnuil flow
faster, us nil can discuss It at r,rcitl '
h tiKlh nnil learnedly, utihatnlieMtil
liy tile sliMlllesI UllilwleilKC nt' Die
1 .1 rllT. I
A lrllldle St llf I". Ilyl.ce-H
catiereil mid cavorted yemerduy
like thc Chinese pheasant se.'iKnn
laid npeiied unexpectedly.
.Inn Kirkwond, niitlntially funi
iiiiH K'tH'M- will )h Ihm-4' Th urn. ( !
tiW 11 tow MiiiHrH from Uavld j
Wm.rl, C. Strann. Tucl .M1I?h, rl al. I
what rkaij.v i.'rn:its
(IVmlU'hm ImiM Orruoulaii)
A shown- f wi'ihlhiK pr-s-iMiisr
wuh UvUi li tdiiy at the
(li-W'i- In honor ot the huutIiirh
of 'two .voting coupD'H who tiro
l)f y4l thfi-c. V art? not
(eHitln wIh'Umm tlu marrlatfim
uin ' the i ulinln:itlon of 10
nianccs Ih-kuii ihcrc or noU
A month from ludny Ik Hm-linn
day. I'U-aHiint wciith'T In hopud I
fill', (IK It will lie tilmul Iho tuxl J
cliuni-e for a Iodk nuto trip.
tjulto a f'w of ihn yountfor Iuih
IhiihIn liiive mmv huniluK lor dfir,
whlrh HclcntlstH liold, Ih a hIkd that
tin' hoiH'ytnooti han fuihMl,
HALSKY. Oro., (tel. 2. To tin
Kditor) Soiiif of our cHohrnti'd
criminal luwyt'i-n, irhaps tirt ti t
t Urn iNc Ives Kti'at rrlininnls, hui
ninny of (hem a ii'. 1 rpstutc
piipor.) A Itiirkliiindid Hlup In die
dnrU.
The more fash lonn ll' t!alslic
vlkiH an1 inovlim lh pin t of thrlr
frix.zi'M Intn cMnirrfli-ld.
A Smith-It I'piilillriiii riinio out
of hlH huh' lute yi'stordny and hiiw
IiIh mIiihIow.
I'ort In mli'i'M who hu vi hron ox
1 loci ht'ii'. 11 lid rmi'i'd to i-it tht lr
DrriikriiKl wiihoui tin Ori'Konlan,
will rush huoic lo the mt'tropollH
ThurNdny, with h:iti ami illspulrh.
It loidiK like mmi' of tln cntidi
dati'H had the nno nl Klliopl Ion to
romp out riuphiil ifii I fur t'n-illl
al tlu1 nan Ktations.
The tlyitiK sym-al of kwIih' Im
hi'Mtd In thi rural ari'as, iim full
hoK-killliiK Kfts undi'iway.
Thr ,11m (Irii-vi' doer nt I'roHpi't-t
who lo (hilt- hiivp not ln-i-n hot for
ti man, i-'il clHiirtMU'M. Tu rinur-i-tii'M
fiirv tht' drop of woiium, itml
do not ii i llaK' Ihclr throats.
One nf the hlkh school girls wan
seen lakhm her ice cream slraluht
y sterday.
.Moose Muohcad. the rislnn avia
tor, was noted on the ground .'Moil.
Christmas cards me on tap. and
many have ordered their I'.t'.'ii aulo
licenses.
While eating a flannel cake in
the tooth ami Jaw emporiuio this
moinlna, Lady l-'oi d t'joipe tor the
local Imitation Itrltlsh set, atsent
miudtslly lotdc a bite not of her
spare powder-puff.
FANCY WltlTIV
(tola, Kan., Register)
M rn. To in a Richardson was I he
gust of Mrs. Ilerld the first of the
week and had an attack of stom
ach trouble anil had tit call tip' Dr.
at, midnight.
Charley Harrison Is ilrfving it
closed In truck lo keep the llllst of
nve the urocei les.
A man said the other day. "If
you want to he sure of ymit hilt
just get a mortgage on the tain ley
i-iiir. Say they will sure work to
get the money.''
M Iss Dm t ha Collet t accompan
ied Mrs. Parker to the ingathering
of friends at the M-K church 11
Tuesday enve.
Mrs. J. R. Davis is preparing to
go to Fort Dodge in a short time.
mi is a number of others. We are
preparing to foot our own bill,
like the darkey Itllly Sundays
ringer told 11 bniil, it Nine lakes a
lut of gt il.
Amagen our MirprMe when a
Sunday afternoon Air & Mrs Spen
cer Davis once our dear neitfhbots
drove up in (hear car ami Mrs
McOtnnls with them, and they mire
brought us a treat. Many thanks.
May these years of sunshine and
licit 11 ever be yours and old age
Uiuwdcd with luuity f 1 lends.
DEFEAT THE STATE INC09 Tf 3 q
o '
VEX Chose wl0i ilii'oretic-illy fiivoi- 11 stiilc income tux
should voli- iiifiiinst the nirnsurr to Up pn'sciilctl to tlii'(!
E
voters at llif Xowmlier I'lci'limi. Oco '
For, with the iwnnt ilcnsion of flic pcdcral Confcl im'&l'-j
ilnliiiir the colli'rtinii of all ti3' on liiinjr stoij in natioiial
Imnlis, this nieiisiu'e, if passi'il, would dcfi-iit Ihi' vrty purpose!
of those who tlesfeueri il. which was to reduce rile tin on prop
erty and to dislriliule the tax Inirden morn eipiitalily, particu
larly anions various divisions of money capital.
'I'll is income tax hill exempts all hanks. Now, with the ) jy nl;
capital slock tax enjoined, il.s passage wouhl result in (Iniii'.r
preidscly.whal the designers wished to avoid, reilti'-ini; the Imr
deii on capital and increasing.' it on real estate.
There is another (rood reason for defeat iim this measiir".
The stale tax committee is makine; an exhaustive survey of the
tax situation in this stale with particular reference to the neces
sity of a slate income tax.
'I'his survey has not yet licen completed. What could lie
more foolish than to pass a state income tax now conceded
even liy many of its friends lo he imperfectly drawn liefore
the necessity of such a tax is determined, and hefnre thv results
of this comprehensive survey are known?
The lax committee may determine that II slate income tux.
in its opinion, is necessary, and its personnel is such that ils
findiniis will carry tremendous weight. If this should he the
outeoine then a sound anil workalile income tax measure would
uinlnulileilly he drawn up and presented at ll arliest oppor
tunity. If, on the other hand, the connuittrc should find that an
income lax is not necessary, this should sellle the matter for a
period of years,
The people of this state have already defeated a slate income
taXj six times. A tax commission report, sup'portiiiK this oppo
sition, should render the anli-ineoiiie lax verdict final.
Ki'Cardless of what this decision may he, however, the oppo
nents and proponents of the state income lax should unite in
voting down Ntiinlier Mill, on the Novcmhcr hallot.
A TRAVESTY
WIUJAM HICKMAN must Hi.'. Willi his Inst rani plnyr-d,
ihr slfiyct' nl' Alarihii I'lirKcr Imisi my tin pt'iinlty t'nr liis
criiiM', iicjii'ly a year aitcr il was cnimiiitlcd.'
Thi'iv was iipvi'i a dnuht tif (his depra vimI Iiiiv'k nill. His
sanity was pstahlisln-d in a few weeks. And yel it lias taken
ten innnlhs to lirin liim to jusliee.
V an opposed to eapital puiiislnin'iit. Hut as lon as it is
Hip law it should not only lie enforced, HI enforeed promptly.
For its only real justification is the argument that it deters
crime.
Uow can the luiniiip; of llickniaii deter crime, when its en
tire lesson lies in the fact that, even if a murderer is appre
hended and has been convieled of the most atrocious ermine in
the history of this country, a clever lawyer can delay punish
ment, for at least a year?
While there is life there is hope. With. a. year's hreatliin;
spell, there is always the possibility of developing a leal loop
hole, or of escape.
illicit .jnsliee is what the criminal fears. And, in spite of
all our criticisms of tin law's delay, the Hickman ease demon
strates that, as Umix as the criminal has money, ipiick jnslicc is
impossible.
Certainly Ibis travesty in Los Angeles should contribute
sonietbino; to the cause of rcforinino; our present anliiialed and
indefensible criminal procedure.
Reformers 'laitn birth control
apparently, is to control them IT)
If a Dixie Colonel looks worried, he may be a mill-man try
inp; to favor a protective tariff without being a Republican.
A Hrooklyn hold-up girl sobbed to attract her victims; hu
lo sob as 11 preliminary to a hold-up isn't new to husbands.
The Knglish won't let-policemen play football, lint bow can
hey get better practice in jumping on a man' when be is down.'
Isn't Nature grand to prompt the high school star to entei
lie very college that needs a baekfiebt man like him?
t 'td'H'TVui ism always triumphs in the end. There are more
eontented peoples than sore ones.
City people just seem less narrow minded because (bey don't
know much about vou.
The buffalo mid passenger
Colleges have ai:ain broken all
MUTT AND JEFF
JGF You cook) UJORRiet,G,iev!Mi
UJOk'RlGDi J IM RONNIMG FOR COMCftCSS
WHAT'S oro f on tHe DefMocfcAtie ticksT
lft(
V r'OR
ON JUSTICE
is easy enough the bard part,
years after..
pigeon went and now the coon.
enrollment records.
Jeff Knows Who Started This "Whispering"
IT
- Y. t CAN'T ACCOUNT
IT.. iT't AvWFol;
Penonai Health Service
o , ly WU-Dt. D.
fi'Ced lettera pertalnlnff to peraonal bualtb and bjftene, not to dtaea dlaj.o fttf
0tatinntt(.w1ll be anawered by Dr. Brady it a atamped, v-lf-adlrsed envelope 1 fnoioaed.
lltera ai.ould be brief 4Jt written la ink. Owii.g to the lait oirmber of lettera re
reived, only a few can h anawered hart. No reply caj be made to q'a)i cjaa
fa M IWtrMPona. Addreae Dr.XVitlim Brady, Incare of tbia newapopvr.
Hirni:it 1.1 vixr; roit iiitirri(s
Komi' wayfarors alonn this rol-
lii-klnt; road 10 health may recall .
an'arth-li' ptihlihhi-d horc last year;
ahout a contribution to one of the,
medical journal by a Dr. Duffii-.
It was about dia
het and lh in-!
M ruction of the
palifiit lo rontro)
his uwn diet. Tin
lle:iniliKs I not'-d
lien appi-aled to
a Knod many dla
h e t i c persons;
t ht'KO diaheticH
ajipi-al'-d to me; .
and I appt-alcd to 1
1 Or. JJuffle. I hud to whiiedle him ,
some, fur I , fell Dial ho was tin
! man to unsctaiubh' (hn mess id'1
; modern treatment of diahetoK, diet,
: insulin a ml all. and make it un
' di-rslamlabh' lo mid available I'm'
'Diiimon fidks. Of eoui'se I knew, i
and Ur. litif fit knew, there wen
I already some bonks written sup
1 jioseilly foi- diabetics. 1ml I felt sure
! Ur. iJllffl" euili.l t- ll it murh het
tiT than anyone esi hail b"cn able
to do, and 1 kepi at him to put
his sound, prartieuhlc teaehiimw on
this subject into a little handbook
for the benefil of patients and their i
i doctors as well.'
i I am happy to nay thai Dr. Duf-;
fie has done il. The little book
1 has been Issued, iind though my
ptii't In the making of it was in-
significant, I am pioud of "A I'.nok
l for l's Diabetic h." by Dr
j Duffle. I rould tell some
lerestinn thim.'M about Dr
I book, if lie would only
Dun H.
very In
Dllffle's let me.
1 I hit here I am restricted to Die
! barest furls. It is published bv K.
K. Miles. South Uineaster, .Mass..
and eosts l..'.u. Dr. Duff it mod
estly poses as Jusi an ordinarv
j country doctor, hut I he foreword
of his hook is written by the dis
I HliMUlshed heatt of the ilia betes
jriinlc of the I "nivi-rsiiy of .Mlehi
Icau. Dr. 1,. II. Nowbumh. who says
i Mr. Dull'ie has the ability to uive
I all the information needed by the
) patient . in simple lannuatfe fi-fc
from difflruli tcchalcidlUcH,
Thai's just what I admired so
much In this country doctor, and
(hat's why I persuaded him to mt
out this book.
In the first place, he practically
abolishes computations, yel shows
(he patient how to control the diet
with whatever accuracy the nn
ditions may require. This in itself
f is a stroke of i-nitis and I 'believe
I many a diabetic patient will call
. Dr. Duffie hlessed for doin away
with higher mathematics, even pr
j centime, t
llenedlct sunar teMls, while not
! expensive, nevi-rtheless may couni
up lo dollat-H in the course of a
year. Dr.- Duffle tells. and the
hook pictures how the patient can
make this classic tesi at oiie-slx-tei-nih
of the usual cost. The hook
even Kives you directions for mak
ing your own food scale, out of an
old wlnduwshade roller, a pie tin.
a pi f wood ruler and, some
hay wire. If you want lo save about
14.
Not only .should diabetic patients
study this little hook, but t believe
il will be of the Kientest practical
value to physicians as well.
I lei-e Is thn il.i i .r u rt.l l.nui
I definition of diabetics I have evc
I seen It is taken from Dr. Duffle
j hook :
( "A diabetic Is one who Is starv
j inn for MiiiiiU' while his Mood I
I full of it . , . it mluht be said
It hat the diabetic's blond smrnr
' rides 'round and 'round on the de
I livery waon instead of heinu de
livered." "
"A Itook for l's Diabetics" shows
the dinbelle pallenl how to (111
adequate ration of the "protect Ive"
foods, the essential vitamins, to
intake up for deprivation of milk.
I which contains too much sut-ar.
I In persuading Dr. Duffie to pnb-
lisll Mils book 1 feel I have ten
: deretl a uood health service to ilttt
I hrtlcs.
orRKTIOVN ?M) AXKWKItS
Machinist's Itolls.
I work in an oil station and
wherever my coveralls are saturat
ed with grease 1 have constant
' urease boils." Is there any pre
ventive airainsl this? M. K.
Answer. The pimples, bolts anil
festers on the hands and arms or
body of machinists whose skin or
-lot hi it k Is much in contact with
oil or cutting mixture, have been
ascribed by invest lalors of the
trouble to ordinary pun germs t tr
ried from person to person via the
circulating oil or cuttlnu mixture,
uml in xoinc plants this t rouble -
KMOW WHY Y0O'fc V.
lu(J" xoma. awc BOZO Tf
STAfiTGO A ' WHISPERING
CAMPAIGW AGAiNVT YOO.
THCY'Re SAYlMCi NAVTY . J
TVilitfT AUm .1- v . (
rV ,-,' ... I,.., -" ,r mmj. j'iw. 1 n - -fc - : , '. ..' . ' " ,,,'' ."' im,, I m .,y ,j. . 1 ... , 1. i. - Lii ' 1 i3 i. " ' H j Th' T' Wet Hit ' V,, tj, . Q 1
some Infection has been caotisider
ahly reduced by strict exclusion
f"om work of men who have such
pimples, boils or festered a'-rasions
lhls for the purpose of prevent
j 1 1 ix or Icssenint,' contamination of
the oil. Resides this, the mineral
oil probably makes the skin irri
table by dryinK it out excessively,
for it si-ems to dissolve out the
seliiim or natural oil that keeps the
normal skin soft, smooth and clean,
lc may lie that the sebum itself
has some natural werniicidal ac
tion, as does normal saliva, for in
stance, or the normal mucus of th
nnnal cavity. It went Id he well,
therefore, to wear some ollproof
apron or coverall lo protect your
horly, and the care of the hands
and arms requires careful washing
just before and after work, prefer
ably with a vcu'oiubh- ribre clean
ser such as Insto powder, rimdnK
and drying a nd then ;i n applica
tiou of a little lanolin castor oil
mix1 ure equal parts to restore
siKr- otlimss to the skin. Of
course any pimples, boils or fes
tered sores must be dealt with as
one musi deal with ordinary bolls
or ordinary infected wounds, lo
prevent spread of the infection and
the culture of more bolls. If you
do not understand how to do this,
send a stamped envelope bearing
your address and ask for instruc
tions for treating your bolls.
(Copyright. John V. Dille Co,)
wii.rsrap
j Th' nations o' ih' world are
! j-nln' t slop war by nut kin' it ;i
' ci line, or Jesi th saiiu way our
' ouniry slopped il rink in'. I 'arutcr
.lake Ucn (ley has accepted th' jau
lltorship o' Apple throve school
I Iioum. an' will make aurlcultuic
a hobby.
i -
Quill Points
I That sufferhiK in silence you
j notice Is Meflin.
J In Mime ways we aren't pre
' pared for war, but the cam pa inn
j shows we have plenty of liars for
j the props namht depart ment.
1 Sonic of the uood won't like
I Heaven. They won't be able tr
jfoi'Ket their goodness Mix days :i
.Week. I
As we understanu rail tea I criti
cism of ltrliish labor, a man Is
a stave if he had rather prosper
than cuss the boss.
If they wish to make airplane
travel popular, let them equip the
thi nps vlili n come-on -let 's-go
whistle, like a train's.
j Home may lose popularity, hut
I there never will lie a stibslll lite
as a satisfactory place to eat corn
Ion the hob.
I The obi -lash loneil sweetheart
:was Miperior to the sweetie In an
joiher way. Vou could fill her
with a lemonade.
i A met lean ism : Siding with the
scamp who is shrewd enounh to
diss the people you don't like.
If a nxie colonel looks worried.
1 he may be a mill man tryitm to
I favor a protective tariff without
J being a Uepnblican.
I
The man who found n nicer way
Campaign
I
V
,
, lTrieY-RG SAYING THAT AT A 7sT6?I Wrt(5 I' &ONWA 6eT THe BozTo I
Recewir BAMOUGT Yoo wefce ,t- all Voo .vHo stARTcb ths
i r COCK-GYGT A(Mt T0U iroTO Trt; ( PACk: I &0IM6: j VMHlSPGRlMS CAMAlGM M
t -r-... a..- t:,Av. ...,-r tv J Ic . . ASAINT MfiMllTT. M
1 1 . ' irt-""iNjrniriri1fvjiJ w n won h y l' I ! 1
Rippling
Rhymes
(By Valt aaoa.)
( II AlltS.
In infancy we havft hlnh
( 'fialrs, wirh safety shelvtis be
fortj. t-o we can't in nit dp un
awaren aild land upon the floor.
W'h i It we pu rs uo ou 1- vii rt h iy
ways chairs have their part
and place; they're up against
us all our days, a comfort to
the race. W hile toiling in the
sunshine's Klare. our shovelb In
the loam, we think about the
easy .chair thai waits for us at
home. When we have doffed
the hut and shoon, and Nunk
therein to rest, thp chair's in
deed a precious boon, a tliinn
ilmi'H truly hlost. Our sorrel
whiskers itrow npace. and in
the bn r he r ' s chair, we find 0
sweet abiillna' place, while he
sawij off the hair. The barberV
chair is built to jlve true blisf:
t o w ea ry Ja y s , and in it o n t'
would like to live the balance
oi ills dayH. There he may
stretch his Kouty limbs in pos
tures thai relax, the while the
courteous barber trims his Hide
boards with an ax. AKain he
in the dentist's hair to have
his molars drawn: his bosom
hea vinj; with despair, he calls
on l-eto and John. Old memo
ries have made hiin fear the
dentist's handsome chair, but
1 here is nothing friKhtful here,
no cause for his despair. The
modern dentist has such skill I
like to seek his booth, and have
him ta ke a spade and fill tht
cavern In my tooth. And thus
from chair to chair man kcm
throughout his pilnrlmujje; In
chairs he nurses euros ami
woeH and bellows forth hh
rape. In, chairs he takes hi
well earned ease, and finds re
pose complete, in chuirH h
rubs rheumatic knees and lope
his KOUty feet. To the eleclrh'
chair he wends, if violent, un
wise; there, waving farewell
10 his frieudH, he ends it al
and fries.
of saying "second-hand" aars could j
sell I-'lorida . a convincing mibsti- j
tute for the. word "hurricane."
The final test of manhood I to
wail until friend wife has finished
! her remarks and then close the
door gently instend of slamming
lit.
! Keep liie aliens out. If imnii-
' nobody would have invented an
jaituonatic dish washer.
j The prize for something goes '
1 to the traveling salesman, who
stole the vIUukc upeed sisn, "Warn
ing! This place Is inhabited!" and
hung- it above his lied at the hotel.
Another thine: you pay for with
out knowing it is the damage done
by t lie smart hick who tries to
net his money's worth by drop
ping ciKarette hulls on the hotel
"IK.
Correct this sentence: "When
my husband brink's homo unex
pected company," salt! she. "I
never make apology for my din
ner.' Political Talks
on Air Tonight
I'OUTLAXD. Ore., Oct, !). f)
Tonight's political broadcast over
KC.W includes:
ii to ii:'tn p. m.- National League
of Women Voters' , program. Na
tional llruadcasting service.
S;:ttl to ! : :n Speech by Senator
Uobitison, democratic vice-presidential
nominee. National Itroad
casting service.
NKW YOKK, Oct. !. Tt Po
litical speakers on the radio to
night Include:
Republican.
.Major-C.eneral James fl. Har
bord. metropolitan chairman ot the
finance committee, at 7 : 1 T p. m..
over WAI1C and 1!) affiliated sta
tions. Oovernor Kisher of Pennsylvania
from I'htlndelph'a tit S:.1(i p. in.,
over WAliC and affiliated stations
of the Columbia chain.
ItMicrailc.
Mrs. J. Unniscy Ueese. New Turk
county parole commissioner, at 7
p. 111.. over VJZ and WHAM.
Representative David J. O'Con
nell of Hrooklyn at S p. m.. over
WSOH,
Actors. Authors and Artists Club
for Smith Mrs. Minnie MaiMern
BAMPL8 PRESIDENTIAL BALLO
I intend to vote for
for President at trie November
I am registered as
Signed (Name) .
Address - ,
(Fill out and mail to Straw-Ballot-Contest-Kditop, Mail
Tribune, Medford, Oregon).
Kiske, Augustus Thomas, liaymond
Hitchcock and Willie Collier at li
p. 111., over VA lit and the Co
lumbia chain of 'J 1 stations.
(Times Kven are eastern Ktand
111 !.
Brisbane's Today
(Continued from Page One.)
and we'll let you have it."
The speaker was one nf four
young men, masked, currying auto
matics, and interrupting the busi
ness deal of Solomon II. Stein and
Joseph "(loldmimtz in Stein's dia
mond emporium. New York City.
Two hundred thousand dollars in
diamonds were glittering on sol';
velvet. More diamands were hi thfl
big safe. .Mr. Hteln opened It, when
the bandits heat his head with the
butt of a pistol
Four hundred thousand dollars
was the reward of the lour young
men with handkerchiefs over their
faces.
in these days of crime efficiency,
wise diamond dealers look their
doors.
Alas, poor horse. The automo
bile crowds him.
In Knglund. Henry Alexander wa
gered that he could drive his Ford
car on the bridle path of lien Nevts,
highest mountain in Great Miitoiu.
The trip was over ruts 1U inches
deep and stones VI inc.heH in diame
ter, and ft took nine hours for the
4-taa fool eltmh.
The car would never make it and
would probably fall over the edge.
said the Krilish, so they sent up a
pack horse with lunch strapped to
its back,
Britishers dislike to miss their
.lunch.
The car reached the top. As for
yie poor horse, the London Sphere
reports its fate thus.
"A horse carrying provisions for
the parly slipped over the edge oi
a stsep incline and fell to its death
in the glen, hundreds of feet he
low." The old cry, "(Jet a horse," is
heard no more.
Thirteen thousand tried to hear
Aimee Semple McPherson's firl
sermon in London. Only ld.ont)
could crowd into Albert hall. And,
uccoivling to reporters, "only a few
dozen were converted."
4-
Only a few dozen? I low much
would those few dozen have .si f
fered during their first ten billion
years In hull lire had not Miss
Aimee snatched them from the
burning?
To realize (lie importance nf even
one permanent, guaranteed conver
sion of the Auntie Mcpherson kind,
you need a head for figures.
Suppose a demon stuck his pitch
fork into your back, only once in
ten ' minutes, what would that
amount to la ten billion years? Not
less than SS.tion.itno.Oon.oon sepa
rate stahH, not counting years.
To convert even one sinner is worth
Miss Aimee's while.
A poll of "Who's who" crowd
shows that Hoover is elected. Men
and women of Who's who-dom are
for the Republican candidate.
Governor Smith's friends will
find comfort in tae fact that "Who's
whn.v interesttns as it is. rtoeH not
elect the president. That Is dono
largely by those that are not "who."
Registration uli over the nation
sets a new record and the voting
by women will be heavy. In Phila
delphia the percentaue of women
registering has risen from 31! to 40
per cent.
No one will know until election
if you own
that you think a lot of. invest in a
penny postal and we will tend you
free a delicious, cooked, ready-meat
dinner that will make htm hap
py. It's 11 full can of Ken-L-Ration.
t'lIAPPK.li MHOS. INC,
2279 Ye-.t Pico,
Lis Allift'lcM.
MS.
election.
-
(KM pity)
what the increased renistnuion
means.
Somp haKiily conclude that 'wom
en wish to express their nppreciu
lion of Hoover's services in th
war." That Is true of many women
undoubtedly.
lint the result will show that :i
great part ot the increased wom
an's vote will he cast Tor (Invernor
Smith.
DIRIGIBLE FLIES
FORT WORTH. Texas. Oct. 1.
f$, The giant navy dirigible.
Los Angeles, took off from the
mooring mast at the I nited states
helium plant here at it o'clock
this morning. After rircling over
the residential section of the north
side, the hig ship turned Its sil
ver nose northward, bound fof
its home hangar at Uikehurs!,
N. J. several thousand persons
were on hand to hid the craft
adieu. ,
!
I PORTLAND, Or--. A total of
j SM. 4TiI. sua Will be spetll for street
i widening prog ram as out lined by
j the city council.
TIJOTHLKSOMK II ACKIXt;
COl .S STOPPKI)
Coughing is often due to an
irritation of the throat that per
sistent hacking only makes
worse. To stop it at once, hold
for a l line a dose of Foley's
Honey ami Tar Compound low
in the t hroat, as for a gargle,
t hen :,va llow. 'i'his puis the
healing, soothing qualities of
Foley's I loney and Ta r Com
pound in dirci contact with the
irritated surfaces, and relief is
immediate. Try It. For sale by
Jarmin Woods Drug Store.
Political Announcements
I MILIEU C
I 'am the regular Republican
nominee, for sheriff of Jaek.sou
county. If elected. 7 will co-operate
with all officials in the en
forcement of all laws.
CHARLKS D. STAC V,
Paid Adv. Rome 4 Medford.
Schedules daily
111 swifi, smooib-ridlng motor
coaches! in the delightful way to
travel to San Francisco, Lo.-'
Angeles anil ajl California cities.
Pickwick. wit,h t schedules daily
to the south. givs Medford its
finest.' most- convenient trans
portation service. Anil you fro
the Pickwick way at a big sav
ing in fare.
Departures daily at
1 :trt a. m., 5:45 a. m.,
12:u5 p. m., !:00 p. m.
Cull 'lie local Stage Depot for
information regarding reduced
fares to Washington points.
Low rates straight through to
th- Kast over two sceni,- high
ways. Co Pickwick all the way.
PICKWICK STAGES
Hotel ,lat-kou, Nth anil Central
Plump ;tmi.
By BUD FISHER
Jznd South