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Meoford mail tribune j
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MEtltUKU f XlS CI.S.I 00.
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HUIIKHT W. RL'IIL. K.lltm '
8. bUMI'TfcH Kill 111. Mlut
Aa bwlpb4ui Mwe,l
KnUrt u atcoixl ctvw nutter at Mtd-
inrit. (Irtwcn. Ulul.. Aut of U.rifc k. 187V.
"" ' subhcriftiuji uatm j Journal we find the nomination of (iovirimr Smith is eertiiin;
BriM$ria?ty. J"' lT.no1'1' d".' or ,wo '"' ln" Democratic standard bearer; and
id?! ri'lr''"":" :"'" not ,h(' xl'Kl'test indieation of how the Portland .Journal
wiVu TSZ'i??.;:::: t!w toward the in v;il.l. canilidnte of its party has thus f.ir
u7v!rtZJii utV,i A-'M'-n t-'iven, or if it has. we have not seen it.
TGorSlu'MHMr' fan ' b" "I'torial hurea.i of strategy, at the .Journal
KiiE lFsJ&ZT::::: :2s office, intends to eontinne its silence rctfardini; its views of the
IlulLKd'.L7?:"::: Im qualifications of its party's nominee, to hold the highest posi
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MKMB OV TUB AKKOCIVCK" t'HKHS
ItecclTlnti; Full JaMtt Wire HMo
iixir taper in
mwi ur tclVarauh.
Tb AaJciate4 Prcaa
Cttld to the um fur r
u ( ticlutlwlT I
fur rfiblittiun of all j
r dlrMtchea orrtliUd Ui It Of oiocrviM ,
eriiuJ In tbia papr, and alao Co Um local j
AU rifbw lor republication of icui di i
natrtiM hrJn are aim ivaervrO. J
Hworo dllr iv. rig. rlrrvUtlon lor I
nontlu cndlnr April 1, 1'3H. Hit.
offlHal papr ot Uic City it linltord.
Oiaclll pnoer .f Jarkiwn 00000-.
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Ye Smudge Pot
6 Artliitr rerrj
The work of filling out Al Hmith
uitli hornii ami hoofs has ln
romnletcd by the Portland
or.-
Koiilun, and tho Instnllallcn of a
forked tail Is underway.
California puncture vlne have
made their appearance In lliese
parts. The puncture vine is deadly
to hind (Ires, but no more no than
the native lone-nosed tack, which
Brows wild on Ixolnml trotclie (it
miiiii-tinvelbd liliihwaJ'H lit tin!
fall of I be yiir. This- noxious
Kiovth flourishes best In soil with
in 3H0 yards of n i;.il"iKC
Civic ball.' llooers are (sreasliiK
up their vocal orKuns, In another
effort to reach hlcn C. If success
ful a tin-mill, transcontinental
railroad, and boom will all be In
operation nt the same time.
Dock TUiKeson has returned from
upi'tate, where he reports he was
bit In the eye by a spider. Humor
hath It a patient took the forceps
away from him.
Com. Noldle tin been rescued
from the polar ice, where he
placed hlniHclf and otheiH by
virtue of hlH Kiiicidul eRntlHiti, and
Itoifh! liW he bitted to be reHetieil.
I'uin. Nobile will direct their
reKcue, which he wtytt lie can do
better lu Hiifity than In tluiiRer.
Th Arctic cold caused the cciurnrge
uf Com. Nobile to contract the
chtlblainH.
The' pittinn of cherricH by thej
uomenf.dkH in in full hvvImk. Hk In- ,
nln of iiirlco Ik thu next vilnl
hounehold Junk, '
If any more en I in, coul 13-yenr-old
kids, who drive better thun
their hiwN, ure turm-d Iokhh with
hiKh-powered c:iih. the movement
fur cyclone cellai-H al Htrutt'Klc
polntH will Kln linpeluH.
Del Oetcheil. one of oyr far
tttKhted flnanclera 1h fretting about
tho uho of r:ih In the next war.
Del better lower UIh HitshtH and fret
ji 1 1 nit the tine of k in tle fall
ca mpaiKii.
Tho mania for (Jermnn police
(Iokh conttuueH nmoiiK the high
toned element. A thK from itie
Aplegate Ih Jut a Kood, and aev-ni-al
of tho Teuton hotindH are
nothing hut recreittlon cetiterH for
fleuH, tho fli-iiH HitakliiK mciul
circles to the very roolH. !l wan
not ao many moons ago, ttiat
Pei'Blnn cala, at m fob, were the
crnzo, and n few poi-mcwed a
feathered Vttnphoiiv, or South
American parrot.
It Heetnn to be the t'enHenmiH of
opinion that the tlene Tunney-Toin
iuennn chantptonshlp flMbt will bt
about aa thrilling hh Kd ilinnn'
long drawn out buttle agaliiHt the
llet'f Trust.
Our charming umpire, Mr. Rtrl
DnvlH. continued to stop hanl-hlt
ftiul tips, with variotiH portlotiH tr
hla anatomy, caUHlng the enngre
gatlon to Htilcker nnd guffaw. An
the thumlei'Htorm m'umin will mum
lie at hand, euntrlbutioiiH are
Nought to buy lilin a lightning rod.
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Kv-r(;i.i:i) iikii kk
l. S. I arm Bulletin)
A recent dlHpatch from London
quote- an KngllHh winiiaiy Im-ppo
tor aa predicting before a gather
Ing of his nssoclntes the develop- (
IIH'lll oi njiiuii-i" . - mm i
know what this bird had been In-
haling before Hpilllng this wild
yarn, hut dollars to Hrnr.il nuts it
wasn't lacteal fluid. It seems that
In this mechanical bovine forage is
' to be fed tn a I one end while milk
exudes from the other. While the
Invention hasn't been perfected as
yet, no doubt the grass carburetor
would have a lean adjustment for
iklm milk, while a richer mixture
would aerve to produce cream. An
extra attachment for turning out
hut term ilk might nlso be added,
nnd It In tft beyond the renlm nf
fancy that by shifting gears the
"anlniule" could be made to toss
off a couple of chocolate milk
nhnken. UouhiicKH these cows
could bo Kent right In the kitchen.
Or perhaii. InntnllcdMn the nur
iery, increased efficiency could be
necured by uddlng 1 a battery of
nipples to the bus! nem end ot the
Iron heifer, thus producing n
mechanical nurse inn Id. To add a
touch of realism, the machine
could make use of the "mamma
doll" principle nnd let out a
"moo" or two every now nnd then.
A prominent manufacturer in this
country la wild to hold out for the
aymthetlc cow, aasertlng that the
animal of mere flesh and blood in
n very Inefficient creutur. Maybe
tho old girl Isn't 00 hot when it
cornea to thlH highfnlutln rfflclancy
hut he la butter nnd also bread to
n bunch of tho folk on the farm,
and1 .fir 00 w cnat our. .vow to
Jet plr utay.
A MYSTERIOUS SILENCE
w
' HAT 1ocr tlie l'ortl.'iml Journal think of Al Smith? The
Orcitoninn fre(ticnlly expresses its opinion, regard ins: the
He tnocratie nominee, lint us fur i:s
Mho li'iiilini; apostle df Democracy
! Thin fernis a trifle htrannc.
Then tliero in t lit i'mliiliition
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UiSUP l IO IIIC M IIIIUIM
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I''K"-
(JovTnor Kruitii is fmnklv
reports ins ilaUoriii will n; s
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ihilntion. f an it lie that it intends to support the Democratic
, , , , . , ... .
1 platform, and say not Jiiiiff lihoiit the Deiiiocr.itic eandidate?
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1 fins KeeniB xeareely prohahle. It itnlil he wise for Ihe .lour
mil (o say more iibont the vices
"
of (iovemor Smith, but some inkliiij; of the Joni'iinl's opinion
of its party's standard bearer
l'roliahly when the deed has been done, when the inevitable
has happened, the veil of silence will be lifted and a waitini;
commonwealth will know just
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oi .ew jorKH goveinor, iiiki wnat u tnniKs ol nm proposal to
rc , ,
lify the lntli nineiidiiLenl.
Aml nll to o,.l, n
"' " '
ini, wry i very.
QUILL
AnntiuT road pest
influence of eyo.
Ls lilt' OIK'
Little t roubles Iroul
yon
si-fin moiintiiiiiK onlv to insects.
A pliilosoplier Is a man who
How great tho p;all of other
just tfot there.
The ideal anti-war pact is one
from agression and leave it free
A jack is used to raiw
noed to lift the mortiitfe.
ii ear,
( JovtM'nniciit says there arc four billion birds in the Amcricn
wj j
'
Wl thnt
V. V.V
Conservatism : A eoffoi'lalil
rixld l tlie way you feel when the
t
It may bu intolerant, .but we shudder nt the thought of .
Iiron.e statesman iif a brown derbv.
Bachelorhood bus iidvnntnpes, bill the meek (inherit the
earth.
Workmen resent linviii); a
she luai'Vels nt their strciiLtlh.
A etilb'e tfirl must suffer when she's so unpopular she must
spend her vacation at home.
A town is definitely out of
proud of a traffic jam.
It's trim you can't measure
it's a truth revealed only to the
It's easy. You just make a
then alter u candidate to fit the
The convention voles a favorite sou jrets aren't ;i.stei.
serve him for life as a topic of conversation.
Hoover delights in the elimination of lost motion, nnd it
II he interest inp; to observe the kind of handshake ho do.
lops if elected.
They say Mr. Tunnev ha:
in. slionlil inclinle some light,
,
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MUTT AND JEFF
ircieeRo, PooR OGFF'S imttig i I r'oH, THG '- f TKAT'i
1 1 HOSPITAL ANt I CAW'T WORK (VOOMHGHT S t SooR '. l-C YJ
t-0M M Trt STRIP, So I'uey fcRlfrSrVT TONtGHT I . pop!
K Von iwnPk- ,uiru kaic AMh ' ' rS
All THe jack im THe Sip. "s ftft T t:R.?J
I familv: foow papa will r xjfi- r
MEWOfttl MXtTJ
ive Ikivc been nlilc to (list-over
in this state lias mi i.l nnfliimr.
In tlii news columns of the
question. The wet nut drv
,i .
JSSIIC Jtl I'H'
presidential ciim-
wot. Aoconlinjj
to tho latest ,
Inniklv tlry. In tiic
III the iinst lh''
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of Republicans than the virtues
'
would appear to lie essential.
what the Portland tmoer thinks
. ... . . i
r.e,i,n .;il i. i
' K !
POINTS
lrives while under the
wliu
!
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less u you rclleet Unit pennies
enn be cheerful about vour ;
climbers seem to the one who
that will protect each nation
to use its own judgment.
bill thnt isn't the kind yon
iircn't Knirlish spni rows.
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lcelniL' that cveryllnii'' is nil
homo learn has n lent
of .six.
woman boss unless, of
course,
llie hick class if it no longer is
success
poor.
in terms of money, but
platform to fit the people and
platform.
They
slowed up, and perhaps his t rain -
last literal lire, lilie:
This
Mutt's Son Has Real Talent for Ccmedy Stuff
TTttrsfritt;. tfftfifofttf.
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BEADY. M. D.
i-ir..i4 1-ttrr f-rU.mns to jt.wi. health imi hric. not li dgiuyi or
(rMrtu-iii, t a..v-iKj !jf Dr. Mrmiy if a fetarupol. til-aMrctI ruvilop i in-lod.
itlfrtt r-tiftiiI t bt:rf iiitd tiittn in ink. ouif to lh tgw ouiu!jr o( Ittltri rr
(;ttl, o;ly ii frw cn b -ittw-r' J tit-t. No rrjjij can b mail' to qutriri cot cuLi I or Lu
lus To ibtf uolitirn. Atiarrj If. Wih.am Urrjy, in cart if una new ti.iicr.
LITTLE CHUNKS OF COLD LOGIC
No. 5 The Deer Slayer's Lament
prophs from a Lit-
erury lJiKt quo-
tation fiom twne
pubticaiicn t h c
nmtie of whMi is
casually omitted,
of 'the viw of
r. Vciny S. Che-
uey, an Armour
piiyriuian, about
the muse and the .
cure of what Ur.
lawyer sends a
Minnesota
i-lhiping of an anonymous letter 10
Mm l.dif-tr .nl.li.(l "T-tlou I.-j;. '
With Dr. Urady," in which the
anonymous writer if.i'ten para-
i-fieiiey calls "Kiiiis. lr. Cheney i
In-
. " 'M'oum. (-'i thty aie caused by
a I.Kt''Hiaiicc of the a-lilbHsu bat-
lancn in m-nabulisiu; particularly
; acClcfiis; C!) tucy are curr-il by
l;irt:e dosea nf uuluratus, eiiinmiw
ibakin? n;da, kikIiuhi Li. arlKinaiu.
' '"'y;y """"' ' tliio cate-
VftTV Vrill"i ittnl I hnl- uii'i-icl-ir- ti-t.
cludlt:. - ; r! initis, iiharyaKiiii'., laryn-
'.;.ii, oroncnuis, urip, inifiieiiza aui
pneumonia. None of these is in- j
fectious til! arc Junt acidosis and
Jil may ba absorbed by a few large'
loses or ndn ci iht. i. .ini,, ,.t
the attack. '
! in ... . - ..' :
, 01 in-
Kictiouii nature, I can near the por-1.,
lata BinBia,. ..jot jmm dat ole
fuaa biidKei"in lower' e.'.':ht won't
want ,no' air t.mlirlK." i
I Hut let
Ills brief:
tiie deer slnyer present '
A
Dr. William Hrai'y "Takes Isr.ue ?nowr. '," VB . , .
with Ur. L.-ady." U'eil, what do " , 1 ?" ,r1"""-''- leeale.
you know abotit that. After uH':wc";ht1- A'so ' " "f"' ?
t v,..,r; .in.,. in- ,-i,.. ,asd to. about L'o pound.-, ninler-
.and other dauscrs of a like char-
a. icr, to bo so cruelly shocked bv '
' bi'i-ii- i,,!,! ,i,..- ,h,. t.,..i,i i. .
had so depcmlett on w;-s the
"liunii" and to find lhat on n,y last
(Iwr hunt I uli',',1,1 I,,.,-.. I....1 .. ..n
,..,:.' ..... ' ; :" "
ile-mt a "cold" and did not have!
i anything but a ravonoua appetite i
tor the ,u,,lliKa the ci: had
pared for dinner.
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t traniiied thriiiii'h ilr. w,.iu -n .i... -
...... u , i-in - .i viunniiift u
creek, broke thronsh the ice and
Kt a Kood ducl:i::.;. As f crawled
out, soaking wet, and shook oif
all the water could, J tyaid to
invtifilf- "fl.i u,i " i .. i H..
tit i m' (iiiitd-diiii- t - , t'
l(im utlvhieuly uh It. waa my TJnd
bini.ii'iv "vii it i ,
Hoaking wet. near r.L-ro weal her,
five miles Irom camp. HuiU-r gel
a hustle on."
In due lime I arrived nt camp,
tired and hungry. Shucked my wet
and frozen clothes, ate a hearty
supper, went to bed, slept the a. of
the J. ami aion in the morning as
chl;iper as an Kn-jlish sparrow.
started out again and within an.
ilui
Ikiiii' hri.l mv ili,i,!
m
t' , '''.', ,. "'"'.i
.1. . .. ' " -ML'iwlth tho njien air, lu order to pre-
. Nt as It because there was m. michvt.nl damserotis pollution of the nir
,1 eetion In that neck of He woods'.': , . h oil stoves without
M say t ie water was co d enough.-! h. , re ns iMjm.,.s ,,
( ai.not you and l)v I heaey net . danKeroi.s as ,:ieless gas stoves.
! together and scale this matter deli-.; Diphtheria Germs
.nlicly one way or the other befoie ,,,ealie to mo how , ri(1 clolh.
next November, as 1 am expecting (n or .,0 c,otllin, of S(.rm8 that
1 ,"!.'! '.' 'e'' at "me,niuv have got on them wrom a pa-
,and Id like to go properly pre-. ,,,,, lh!)t , BUSpcrton f having
l"yf','"" lhr 15 n" 'lu,';,,,,r4lll,l1thei'ln.. (II. D. F.)
within 20 miles oi our camp.' Help., AllBWei., Ordinarv laundering
tl ivnri uiiii ""ii t juu, I Iif l Li in
one batisi'action the took always
lias a packagu of suda in t ho kitch
I en cupboard. "Vours,
Wo can -;ct together at least on
(he hitimli.sncs;i uf the-lemedy tn
any case. I am sure It could not
seriously damage tho heart or
handicap the work of iho blood
'corpuscles or other functions con
cerned ui tne iiiuess uicmioneu, U
tho victim were to take laige and
fronuent doHon oC roda al the onset,
lint do not a.dc me to join with I Jr.
Cheney in denying that, nay Iho
"flu" is infectious and do not ask
me lo join with Mm in saying lhat
epidemics of "la grippe" merely sig
nlty that. Um victims hnppcued to
gel their a.'id-ha.se metabolism bal
ance Upset.
Acidosis is a tealmo in many ill
lier.ses. So is high blood pressure.
So is fever. So is pro si ration or
weaklier, i'o is loss of vo'-;ht or
emaciation. So is tuprr or comn.
So is quick hrc ing or .diortness
of breath. Oil en 'hese features of
nil lllnetis demand special reme
dies, hut lhat. Is tor the doctor to
judge. J would he unwise, for th
patient to assume that
the short
i., ,,..!!,.. tl,., t.,t
' w the cause of bis illness
and to direct ti.itmein to it alone,
II would be fonlhar;!" tor the pa -
tient's friends or thore who hap -
T5
OREOON, TrESRAV. .Tt'Stf 2rt. im.
pf n to come within his ran to
cfsume that whatever he ha3 sot i
not iufptioos, not commtmlf-able,
but merely a temporary ascendancy
or acid eml-products over alkaline
erd-pro'luwa in metabolism,
On the other han'i. if home treat-
meiit or elf treatment ia to be
tritd at all. 1 do heartily coiumond
Ur. Cheney's remedy say a level
teaspounml n( :oda every hour or
two lor six or uitsht dotes in the
very bt.siiiniuK ot any indisposition
or illness that purports to he what
fir Pr .iiav ,..!! U 'Oitu rontmlt
'is not only harmlftHB, liut in many
lntan .
a ilislini-tlvcy helpful
one.
Personally, I pieter sodium cit
rate at. an alkali, though If one can :
take the tat-c tloses of Bodlutn bi-;
carbtmate tinqtiestlonabiy it la the :
muFt rfflcaciojs remedy we have
fur nuickly alkalinizhii; Hie hystem.
it Is only because sodium citrale i
seems easier to take ttiat I include ;
an ounce of it in my fool-proof
couh mixture and safe home made'
"cold' medicine."
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Piivate and Confidential
I nf.tlced where a lady wrote you
about .... Kindly give me her
nddress. (IT. 1..I
Anr .nmmne.
: . .. , , : , ,.r
"(JI1 lfi confidential I am not at hb-
; erl' "' '""Use 'ho Identity of a
correspondent.
Cold Shower
Kindly advise, if cold overhead
at "iiM in'''1lfOVK mv h''";'";,
. A'""'--f 'u must bathe make
u warm, l n si:-;es mai .miii re-
mam snug and warm in bed for
JialL an hour longer in the morning
land leavu Iho cold shower cxolu-
sivelv m hot blooded vouih
, "iy i-igni mo ogo
., "s a 'ew '"lcs to 'f.1 yoU
pre-;. ""',' "V ' " " , ,"hi Vu
'me no Kood so i thouuht . . . .
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Answer. I might have told you !
before you were taken in that vio-!
, let ray treatments, never do any
; body any -iood, except as a:i amuse-!
; ment for the idle rich. Now I ad-;
vise you to stop fooling and consult
reptunblw phyHielan. There is no
i . .
f ttt-'11 treatment or lunno tiuat-
meat for goiter.
Oil Stoves
l,i tlin iivm of fill HlfivpR fnr hr'fit.
it, i. ,'nl:i,r h, ho-witm In thnt
lung's? Several years aiio 1 had a
liclu attack of tuberculosis. The
place where I work they burn a
lari;e amount of oil in cookiiv; and
tleatillK stoves. IS. 1,.
Answer. It is no more initirioun
- 'fhan Kas, coal or wood fucL . Of
conriie tho sloven must have proper
Hpo
connection with the flue
and Ironing wilt make tho cloth
lug perfectly safe. Kxpo.se to di
rect sunhsino lor a day any cloth
ing that cannot he washed and
ironeil.
(CopyriRht by John F. Dille Co.)
Brisb
Today
ane s
(Continued from Page One)
Ihnre wit! he two dry Democratic !
women who will Jump over the
fence for Hoover," says Senator'
M,or.es. 1
Plenty of women will vote for
Hoover, hut don't overlook the fact
tl at millions of women will vote
for Ciovernor Smith and with him
nominated, wouldn't vote for any
body else, even the Ane.el (lahriel.
Women will have a great doi to!
do in de-.-idiiv; this campaign. And i
it won't be one sided, 1
Flour manufacturers, including i
Washburn-Crosby and Red Star, or-
guni.:cd n $r(i,o0.0io combination.!
lamest flour milling concern in the
world. 1
ThatY; in the line of modern
methods, big units, amall overhead,!
1 powerful marketing.
' Thin news wilt interest fanm'is
N t'M SIMGIMG VOU
SL.e SOM : -
VOO
I FROM TAO
J
GON.'JA 1
Fie-ts thcr-
roer
COtVGS TR r
CFKiT OF I
V
.iNLj-i:
Rippling
Rhymes
(By Wfttf KMDI)
I'i.KVIY :F i:uim.i:i
One murder om-e waa thought
enough for any Sherlock talc:
one homicide wa Jut Ihf
wtuff to make the rf-adcr pale;
in Chnittei- 1 the dead inan'v
form wati found upou the floor,
and r.hile the clut were fren
and wurm tht- uleulhs (odh uo
the t;poor Some critics thought
a milder crime than murd&r
mipht be u.Hfd; ih'rt pian wm
tried, time aftf-r time, and nu
one ceemed enthu.f d. A title
M.-omid fiai and fiile and dun,
it made the reader yawn, un-!-
u c; ;, in Chapter i, was
found upon the l.iwn. Thu
author who whk wie and
Miiart pursiifil th murder
t rai 1, but tl id not re ml t he
i ;tder'H htrart with sickening
uutails. The deail man mad
hi?: little bow, a necessary
it i: ul ; but then th sleuth, of
bulging brow, us always -to
the front. The problem wuh
the thing that gave detect tvo
yarns their vogue: the sleuth
outgut .-d Um sinful knave,
outplayed tho vicious rogue.
Now writers f detective laic
seem in a moi bhl rage, ami
fr ghtful violence prevails on
every lurid pa&e. It costs no
more to murder ten than to
dispose of one. so they're pre
senting murdered men . until
their yarns are done. There
is no problem worth tho name,
the sleuths ure bone head guy':
asrani nation is the game, on
each page someone diea. And
so detective story fans grow
weary as can he; no stories
b-.'iH on old-time plans the
in dern readers we. No sleuth
hounds of the Sherlock tyne
trace villains to their lair, and.
brooding darkly o'er a. pipe,
lay plots and (reasons 'Intro.
Tho later stories run to gore,
and clubs and cleavers fall and
dead men lie "upon the - floor,
and clutter tip -the hall.
Copyright. I by the
CJeorge .Matthew Adams Servico
and make them wish somebody
could show them how to organize.
The first thing, and absolutely nec
essary, is to organize and intensify
methods of production. An olil
fashioned blacksmith could not
compete with a modern automobile
factory.
Hi' mistake our fanners made
wuz all huyin automobiles. No
Middy, not even lh' bovci'iiicih,
feds Hkf hilpin' anybody that a
able t own a car. Women neor
sum l tne any o' lhcr vlebnitcd
inlttltioii until artcr they've mar
ricd. Copyright. John F. Utile Co. .
Wire Flashes : ;
of Convention
(ity the Associated Press.)
The democratic chief tit Ins who
decided on niht sesdons Jor the
national convention already are
hearing- from evening newspapers
back home, but they place, oil the
blame on the evolution of thd ra
dio. Uy hoi li;ig short sessions In mid
day, when many of the -nation's
millions are at homo for noon
luncheons, they assert that they ,
j factory.
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TrVe SVCAMORGS
THS- CAMtU-LIGHTS
APd GLG.AMIMG,
4 ,PM
Richard Dix, Star :
of Clever Comedy,
Ot RlQltO Tonigftt I
,
. RiCHAJXD DIX IN THE
Paramount Pictuke
Easy come. Easy Go
will reach the voters over the
broadcasting chain, and then again,
with night sessions they believe
literaljy millions will listen to the
lambasting of the republican party.
Tnese Uadein are depending up
on the newspapers to carry the all
Important printed word, but they ;
are overlooking no bets In getting'
their case across. I'nless Cierf is
a chang? In plans, there will be
: several night sessions of the con
i venMnn. although no day will be
altogether neglected.
' IJoth Kamas City and Houston
, have turned up proypei tivo big-
time salesman in their newsboys, j
While a- fire was being attended i
to in one of the big hotels in the
republican convention city and :
; even before tho engines had ar- j
: rived, a newsie started yelling,
j "."-wspaper, just out; all about
the biK fire!"
I This only got a lauh from the
wise ones from the scene, but the
! kid, on the corner of the Hlee ho
I tel in Houston last night had het
jter luck .when hP started the cry:
"Senator Hcflin turns to A!
Smith!"
He soon sold out.
"Vou can't go wrong on my In
itials they are as simple as A li
C," says Arthur U. Clark .the
brown -derbied delegate from Al
toona. Pa.
A national committeewoman by
j proxy is being mentioned ns the
probable choice of the Reed forces
lo second the nomination of the
.Xicsoiio'ian,,, Mrs. Antoinette Fonk,
New Mexico's liny hlnnd represen
tative who is replacing Mrs. Jen
nie -Martin Kfrby on the commit
tee, is regarded as the favorite.
Miss C.ertrude Atherton. who was
counted on by the convention lead
ers as a suitably literarv choice to
i leail Claude Howers to the ros
trum for his keynote address, will
not be able to come to Houston to
take her place as a delegate-nt-large
from t 'a lifornia.
Two women's names were mark
ed off the roster of deleyatcs when
word was received that Mrs. Sam
uel Kalston and Mrs. John V.
Kern. deiexHtes-nt-iarge from In
diana, will not come to Houston.
Their places are filled in the fem
inine total, however, by the ad
vancement to. delegate rank of two
I women alternates Mrs. V. W.
j Vaughn of Porto Rico and Mrs.
Kffh- M. Uyers of Nebraska.
' Payroll Holdup In Texas.
,SAX AXTOXIO. Tex.. June 2ti.
(d Three payroll bandits held up
Hip paymaster of the San Antonio
l.iuht In the business section nnd
osenpen' v.tih Si.nflrt today. 1
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