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IUy, with Sunday, one year 8.00
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Ban Francisco, Los Angelea. Seattle, Curt-
land. '
Ye Smudge Pot
Bj Arthur ferrj
J
The democriiiic convention opens
tomorrow, and thore in alarm anil t
liorror in ri'tnilillcan ranks, over,
the eUKiu.'dnc'KH of Tammany, aixl
A Umith lirinKini? the minim Imek j
to the corner. In IIiIh male. IhlHj
uiarm untl horror ccntei'H In Ihej
cartoonn anil eilllorials of the cm-j
teemed Oreubniun. It I" doubtful i
if the cinweilneKH of Tammany
could excel the corruption of Tea
pot Dome and kindred oil Kl'a't
twoi. Tammany, ut IcuhI, would
have covered up Uh tracltn, and not
treated the luotlnK wilh hrawn
contempt. S( Tammany man
would Krenne hlmMClf up like Pre
BldlnE KUIer Will Ilaya of tlie l'rea
liyterlan church. A tor Al relurn
lni; the Klnmlll to Ihe corner, he
ha BH much chance. If he wanted
to. oh brlnalntf hack the dayn of
411 and, be.ildeH, there would he
Una silos to move.
The blindfold test for rlaretles
demonstrates that it would lie hu
mane to jiul blinders on !IX per
cent of lite fi'inalc knees.
A vast number of our citizens
Mart a new week today, refreshed t
by a .IIMi-milf nulo trip tin the I
Sabbath.
Tho MessiH. fJeor(;e (lililis of
Siitcons were in l-'loreneo W'edneH
day. (I'3uunti (tuard.) , '.
O. AVnshlnton Mmldnx. the emi
nent HhinoloKlst, flaunted a shirt
yesterday that was visible nine
mileH, and audible at twin that
distance.
TIIKY SKI, DOM !
(KansiiM City Siar.)
The courts have held that in
the conn of an nuto driver who
neglects the utmost precaution
ut a railway crossing and Is
struck hy a train, he Is ; u Illy
nf ucKliuenee and mil entitled
lo recover.
The Vale astronomer was rlKhl.
11 Is goiuK to he a cold summer.
It is really wonderful, Ihe way
one call always find a toothpick
when looking for a match.
POLICE I'ltO.NtH'NCIO JdNKS.
(Klamath Falls Herald.) Hain't
n n education glorious.
Itlval lead pencils are building
ra 1 1 ton d s to the cos st w i t h g rea t
gusto.
Three feminine aulolsts conven
ed this morning In the middle of
the Main Stem, lend the ml miles
of the last meeting, and transuded
routine business, and then adjourn
ed to n more prominent spot. Tin
problem of how In pit cherries was
discussed, hut no decision was
reached.
JWXCY WltlTIN', SAV VK
(loin (Kan.) Register.)
Miw. Jack Hlshop entertained
hor daughter from lola a Sunday,
and lias one staying with her on
he r vacation. A daiii;htcr-in-law a
daughter nil her life: a mod until
he gets a wife. Is an old saying.
Well we wer sure remembered
by our friends this week. Mr &
Mrs YVngiiner brought lis it nice
box of stmwherrles, Mrs Holder a
shupply nf letttis, Mrs Heekey Ar
il tdd brought us h warm straw
hcrrlo pit? and she was neeoinpnny
ed by Mrs. Moffet, Many thinks,
nnd may you ever be remembered
in my prnyrs.
Mrs Arnold has papperrd nnd
painted her hoiisn, says she Is not
wanting any slnr boarders but will
welcome her friends.
Imnt neem posslbet Murl Itidltn
ger In mnrrled, We remember
when his mother usto hnve a time
putting Ms hood nn him when they
wer getting rend to go home from
( church, Murl objected, usta get
Fhook up by the head of the house.
Them days nro gon for ever.
We hail a lovely MnttW cat and
a perfect pet, und he created an
appetite for young fryes and we h;l
1o ent1 him away, we huio were
loaiiKom, for we are alone and en
Joy our dumb beasts.
Text for thin week, with (allfor
nln nnd Oregon rdfl.trH in our
midst: "Hearken ye not lo the
scribes nnd the Pharisee.' (Job
8:14.
Kveryjiow and then, nomebndy
buyn a now auto, Instead of slnrt
Ing a nor vice ntiitlon.
Your car will last much lonRcr
If cuahloncrl with I-ov.'Joy hydrnu
lle phock nbsorbrs. $li6 set of A
Ulwood't. 118 Kty Central.;
WELCOME TO CALIFORNIA EDITORS
M
EUKORD has lnlicn ninny
t-'ati's of tlu Cnlirornin Press Association., 1
.UtMilord mui .Sotitiierit Orr-jim ait close; to (
- 'r "I t "
hclwccn the two Mutes, 1 j tit none exists us fur hs suci.il eharHe
trri.sl.ics ami temperaments are eoneerneil.
And yet Ibis is the first time in recent history that a repre
sentative delegation from Caliiornia has visited Southern wn;
trnrt. Tlierefore alt the people nf Soutln rn Oregon regard it as
u very mumeiilotis oeeasion, and rightly so.
For it marks the first important step toward a better iiihUt
standint; hit ween these two states; it estahlishes a precedent
whii'h will iindonhtedly he followed frequently in the future; it
(fives California a better idea of Southern Oregon, and the people
of Soul hern Oregon a better idea of California!!.
All of wliiuli is to Hit' ."ind. Tin- Iii-IIit tin- iiiiilcrsliiiiiliii'.r ',
mui the cliiKcr I in' r t-l;i I ioiisliips Ik-Iwim-ii llicsi' two i'ii:isf slnli's, j
tin; liHti-r lor nil iMiiircrncd. Tlu- olil iili'ii tluil wiiat ( 'iilil'iirni.-i !
"iiins, Oi'cuoii must losp, or what Oicon jjnins California must j
lost, lins cone liy In' honrd, wlicro it should (jo. i
lust us (.'nlil'oriiiii lins iidviiolii(.'cs which Oregon docs not
possess, so Oregon has advanlat.'1'S whii'h ('aliloniia docs not i
possess. Tlioiisimds of Oicj;oiiiaiis ro to Ciilifornin in the win
ter, more thoii'iinds of ('iilil'oriiiiins come to Oregon in the smn-
mcr. In fact, for iiiiiny years (
in i in i iiiiiii in me iiiiiiiuers seiu 10 i rater i.aKC, wncre in
visiting newspaper men are to hold their present session.
III short, not rivalrv lint reciprocity is the loirienl relation-!
ship lielween lliesir two stales. Kor anything that licnefiis one
slnte, in the verv nature of IhiiiL'S, Ik fits, in some decree, 1 lir
'
other.
Tim reid lienefits of Kiie.li n rt'lal iouship, however, are im-!
... .,, , , . , , ,.
pnssihli! without n close persona relationship, mid it is lins im -
portant personal (mil act that Ihe meeliiiK todav, and the snlise-i
. . . , . , . , '
(picnt journey to ( rater Lake, provides.
The Mail-Trilniiii' expresses a unanimous sentiment hero -
i . ,
alionls when it exlcnds In the visiling newspaper men tile
heartiest and most enthusiastic uroetiiiL's, I rusts- they will t-n iov
their brief stop luiv, havo a liuiNt,
liitlte, iiud like. Southern Orciron
tion of tlie Press ssoeuit ion here
GIVE SMITH A SMITH PLATFORM
TT IS strongly to
hoped
M. tloes not confess its moral
Smith, outspoken ami militant wet
plat form,
According , press dispatelies,
ill llnuslou in Ihis direelioii, Ihe
worn and (liserediled lul ol political hokum,-! Iial I lie wav to win " " 11 1II!IV '" '.v
l .... . , . ... ' own business. I i-oie-iib-r all spec-
liil elt'i'lioii is to nive soinelliini; lo all eh'ii Is no mailer how j ii -hvaiene" for persons over -hi
lllllatrnni.stic lllld Ctlllfliel i I or under I. for Ibis or ctii i poeh
mi,- , ,- .... ,-, . ,. , ... . of life. If trivial wel;-bl ,is a ipiii.-
Iht'.iioiniualion ol (lovci'lioiiKiuilh ,wjllf Jor 111.; J list Lime'Mi ,.! r,., r,,,,,!,,,,,,,,,,.,, i,y.
since Hit' pnssiiKo, of the KiL'hleeulh Al ulineiit. uivt' the iie'onle 'ab'm i for all. who shall s iy wlien
nf Ibn .., I
'0 Ii'.v im opportunily
aniiinst it. True, it is not a L'eniiine rcl'erenduin, for thousands
of moist Kepulilicaus are jjoiu lo vole for Hoover; untl thou
sands of wet Ilentoerals are tioine; to vole for Smith; Iui4 il is
j us licnr it rel'erelHluin lis eircumstjuices luivo llius fur allowed.
H is, therefore, highly ilesmiMe tlie Issue should lie as elenrl
and closely drawn ns ossihle. The liepiililienus hnve done their
part hy nominal injr. Hoover, who tins pulilicly pledged his np
prov.'d nnd support to the i;irhteenl h Aincudnu'iil, on n plat
form which uncoitiproniisinly endorses it.
.now it is eertdinly up to the
And with tlie nomination tip Smith
will tuiUHiKi in o-iviii.. Id...
f i-. 'nnt"iio iii urn uiiiin u ii n inn nn n. j
. , , ,
it any other plan is adoplcil, nnd the issue is either evaded
, . .
by liillniLr haelx on the hollow fai'ee uf 'Maw enforeemeut. ' nr
prnctieally nullifietl In a childish
,,
uue 01 uie lew genuine values
piiijjl). will he lost, and puhlie eonlidenee in Ihe ood faith and'
( n
inlejtrity ol the Demoeriitis purly, ns nt present eoii.siituted, will '
he largely destroyed,
QUILL
Television will cause many
tors' lueetiii"; requires ho many
. Americanism: "'The naughty and rich uo to hell; 1 wish 1 1
ennld have a ootl time, utid I hale being- poor." i
lliey say a South American
whistles the merriest, and wo. shall show this (o Hie bird at the
next desk.
MUTT AND JEFF-C
SON, ILL AN)b He's SO
CONClTCl He THINKS X
Amusc THe ReAtei?s vmitkout
HIN1 KJOVOU'RS BALbHCAoCo
AWb IF YOU'LL SLIP OM
FALSC SVHIXCRS AMD
$1LK Lt YOU'LL LOOK;
HIM AWT) VJC'LL STAGS
BIT 0
COtVAGUI.
lelrrn(ions o C ralr luU'
hut
Ido-
, !
ltd, HOI ;
ilifor
. ' 411111. i nil 1 1 in' (
'alil'ornia lias led all the states,"" n K''"'i'-il in-n-
successful uiccliiifr at 'ruler I
well enough to liohl ;i eouveu-'
sometime tiiiin.
thai the Democrntie.
bunk - run!
' hy noiniiuit ino; A I
on a
Iry (or semi-arid)
idea lirinu; haseil upon the well-,,,,,
.1 ,-
to, express I liemselves for or i
Deinocrlits to do 'their part.
practically nssured, their pari
1 :.i. i.:.. !
iiK'nt,' o
anneal for tin nrohlhil inn vol.
,, .. 1
latem in tlie approaching earn-1
POINTS
wives to wonder why
little colored discs.
1:....
tltree-
bird is about to die when it
icero Makes a Personal Call cn Jeff in the
CAW'T
THOSfc
THIS
(.IKS
A
,
J I III - ' " I 1 I . .V HV I 1 I . mm VI I - r " . 1
I - I T . f i I I . w , - , u I I S S S D I J I ',"
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BE AD 7, M. D.
Sitftii-d Mtt-r .rti.iiiir to u-rofivl health
treatment, will t anwHrt-d l,y lr. Hiady i( a
l,ctlt-ra kh'. Jd le atd wi.ltut in ink.
ni tiiHiiuf win. iifiiri. n iiiirfin iirau
ax oitijm:
41 The Veil I'm
If 1 were
fclUK, Itll Hpi-cIalistM
luirporiiriy; lj '-online tlieir pruc
ijct to one of tlie f(ill'vlni,' fit-!fis
t xrhifively would bu yivtn 4t hours
1 ! IlOIH-'-t J'l'llM'il f
jirit; tie-: Peli:i
tilrt (lufrnil, l;:t
hy or ihitd spte
Ijilivlw), le-tii-ohi
fci.StH (.-IJjtM'iailstK
in i!ije:i-M of the
nervous yylfin ),
il e r iii ;t toi..ik's
i i' r i a li-ts in
h il Iji (!i:;ase.s.
Inlpni.-.tH Cnil around H)-eialisu j.
r.preialits in whatever you happen
to have v. "rout with your fnsldesj,
h-ad spnriaHsis (ey, ear, u'h( and
throat doeiors) not that ihieiniM
who I lf": it di!r;t:f .i ijf the l Vl'M, C'tt'.H,
nose ititd thruat are uf no t hut
only that a man who is j;ooil In al!
th-ve KiM-.H is i;oiiil enough to r.irry
here N
inly, if
not rjulie, alne r
iuntiion n fw I
it wtit Cilhd print HeM i
land Hi"
i !alrifl;iri purpoyrrl t u
! limit his pnictlo to Ihe (li:u-a,svs
"f '!"n"y- ;
; hav.' h:nl a i::liirli':i:it mass of
1 books and stuff i.ui.iisiu-.i .iIiomi ;
: ''i,- ';-. and how to k v.-.-n ,
aflcr 4a. and all that, though s,i
jf.ii - as I i;m iiivnri', no one bus "
seriously suuB"'cd Hi-t a
,i ,ici Lilly be launched tn provide
i r,,,- doctors who would ii.ai e::c.:i-.
'V,' wllh '"bldle in.-e.i p.nb-nisj
or their troubles. I nei not face-;
; , ,,!llK ,lw:l. wlln ,,.,.:
1 aib ued specialties, if we are jus-
1 tilled in retaining these spocialli' s ,
j ,i,..y nr.. now arrancci. then it
I w""1'1 '"' f:i11 consist.-ntl
tor-i who desire lo In-il ti.ollilu
else Utan Mm
iMiiplaluls of lilondc
' youtiK tadl"M or iimpled youths or
I jiluiup mall oiis or Juisbands a f
! flictcd with second imir.'KiiircH.
I A bnly Mieclalist. once" he wets
I a fond mother or doling dad into
jlhe habit, I i ! to keep the haby
eoiivention!n;1 h,r ri,"?r,,s "n,i1 V"' ,h""y
SIMS HI Ull 1IIII-IIIISI I'lllllll
be pr-rfeetly happy were It not
for Ihe selfish way some sliln spec
ialists behave about ra-ies of lllvrs
i-emnlb-aleil with iiiillKi'sllnn. A j
lii-l-ve i;pei-lali-il Is alw ays happy, j
"ti. - ' ,.. ,--v,ii,u..lv, 'an.l
'' l-nby
olith or ai
bte when an
b- atr-V VVIni
n,i,,i, -. vi,o shall b-
ado'eseem em-rs mi.i
snows when a man or woman be
iritis to rrow obi. lieu-ins to die'.'
If anvotio is at all ipiaiiricd m
delennine these nuestions II is
So
plain, ordinary family doctor.
I say away with all these art i-
1 fieial specialists nnd these unnat-',
i ural epochs of life there are no
epochs in liuiii:iii life. ( Is just
! one transition f rom the cradle to i
j the crematory. I
! If life i :t tr.iMvftion imp rc.-p- '
Itlbly Inrtitencd by the years, there1
N no t.pecial hvuidie, no special i
: wet of rub s of living, for one or
; anoHic. nlaee of lip' t ruisition
" . ' . ' ' . '
ina l e, mm so on caiinoi nc ueier-
. . , ... , , i
,nin"1 hy Iinv 1"1,it,!l,v i"'l'l
standards nor by ai;.- or rdai ive t
ti.u t. ., ,,i 1....1... u- ..vi.i..,.i 1
, , , . , ,
in the gradual n-viMon of our old ;
medical rules
md customs govern-
inr ifa
mt feeding. :
UsKU-no is hygiene, whether for.l-ij mm iter msiei nns fohd.
Infant, adolescent or the ng d. If'"1"' tea ot1 the muiderers commit-
nm. mtdin.-ninni of it n-ce-;-! 'tl' mtieide. sifter anost. It h so-
;s,.ry. only the medical adviser
uipctent to make them. In any:
. Ciise.
Ol'llKTIONK A t ASVi :ilS
;ai ,crs.
1 have a danyht.; r 11 yens old
who complains a t;ood deal of le
1 ache, ib-r fKs never swell, and
j (here seems nothing wrong with
h r fed. Can you svn:m-vi h-it
"no complains a t;oou neat tit leu
iniiv cause tho;: Mrs. I. W .
. m r i 11 . .- not 11 cr coi l ejjponoeTH
reports t hat her daughter of the
same nge complained of leg ache.
Finally she suggested that h"r
daughter leave off the round gar-
iter
h' had been u eui I'lg. Thee
'constricted the
leg more or Icsm,
IVughter gae up gariers and had
1 no more leg ache.
J j : shou..t tooRftV I (Via Cowwa "btG lloeec-, THIS I s I rSup" . I YOU FAT-HeVD r I
rn.I hvjfienc. rM to lii-v-itp ij;arnotiii or
fcUrnjwd, rlf-addrfcM-d t,vi U.tt in t-i,. l.jiM-d.
Ovunjc to it.e Jj'e nun.Wr vt leitrrs
, in fare i una
'Hi'".
or i:v(;ii:m;
of TrjiiJiitju.
Wisdom Tooth,
l.s it true that an i;op;;ct-. il w i;i
iloia tooth may Kive trouble in
' later years If one doesn't have It
removed 7 i am L'4 years old, and
i lb. tooth il.ji.'n jmt b.nh.-r iuh now.
-S. N.
Aliswur. No i-t-a: un v. by jl
1 sic. Mill rive trouble later if r.ol
now.
i Ciuli ;os-ip.
! At a i-Iuh ineetin;,- til" olhtr day
the use i.f altimiiitim ware for l;!t-
: cben and t-onkinji eame up for dis
cussion, (on- woman ibeiared that
i s-Ve-:il i-niillt-iit iliysiei:iits have
eoiideiiini i it, as it will eause call-
j-r . . . -s. i:. i--.
AiiHivf. Kvery tn his insU'.
I Tli ere is in or i? ti:ut fine kind of
: tininr-nre. I juh trlu;) lo r:it fntul
, cookt-d in aluminum uitsiiflls, '
1(i:e tn i ri.fts.
M:iy I iiuil:t hU In n i a fool
ish iiucstion ? Hits the yj;in pores?
I have hen tjiuirht lh:tt i( hasn'l.
hut I have not heen utitf to m'l il
r;:l";i.ry al.'vei. ('. (. K., i'h. (I.
; AiiM',1'1', -As I UHuVr.sr.nniI it. the
MUI "i,s ,l" 1'"" s- I""'"-
1 ' ,,,y """ 1H iUI "fenill inroiiM
whlrh something is uhKorhrd. 'i'hc
ducts of the sweat and sehnreoiiK
glands hp( ion the surface nf Ihe
sJdn and the jweat and solium are
poured out through (his" op"n
lo'.y. Hut no inif has provd that
anyinliit; in v-t r absorbed thi-oujrh
these j-weat or oil illiel;;. So my
rateorienl nnswer to your ques
tion is no. If your iuesti;m is am
biguous you riimii'l expect a eate
goriejil answer.
(t'ojjyriKht, John K. Dilh' 'o.)
Th' swish n th sLlrt Is gone'
forcer. I.ut we s:lll lu:c th' ra-p
of a new .:tlr ' overulls. dud;',t'
I ussy f InnUy g:ivc Mr. Tin u-1
ut ut 1.; r nnihh'n n inic btn-U, tmt 1
(I,- ftt tuh'V f ill ulm -,, I, ...
lob ill. Hi .Monarch I'iio V Ten
rcl'ur-cs t ii'slgn.
, I'ci-.yrlKht, John F.
i)ille
I'ii.
Brisbane's Today
(Continued from Page One)
huhotiy seemed anious to get
, , . , . . , , ,
rid (jl slocks Sal unhi y. A ;ood
.
. .
111 .4111:0011, mui ui a MIl.tU nun-
? m i-.
tnero wore -1 murders in i'.'i.
n;'"- to comnui murder Hi l.rilain.
M'J ''- iiioo.-i..
The Prince v.i ales celob;:ited
his ;Uth blrdthday anniversary Sat
urday, danced, played golt, said ho
wns 'too old for gifts." llritnin
worried Im cuuso the prince isn't
, ... ,
mat t e.-d, providing future princes
1 and kings. The prince doesn't
. worry, thinks his brother's children
will do as well. Anil so ihev will.
Tlw I.:e.'llti L-iii" nlv
eigns.
(, 1. ,
liiitislurs. wisely selected.
novo I 11.
bo on hand to enjoy them. Kay
France Saturday took SI -1,000,000 Schuinachor has promised nn old
gold fiotn the I'r.iied States, and time dance that will be i "hum
stiil has ? i:;.00(t.OiMi waiting to bo 111 or" and is tnakii..-; pians to nc
shiipod. France lakes In I'll nlsvu commodate a crowd.
5 l.M'.OOo.Otto from this country, re -
cently. to help stahilie the franc.
Hospital
Rippling
Rhymes
ttif Wat Maoai
I'Ti 1; 1m;VX WKKiHT
I walk hy lonely tarn mid
nhyll, in hope uf los'ntf weight;
1 thieail the eopse ami elhii:i
th ehill. with zeal naught tuin
aha;e; l say. "My efforts mast
avail to make a KhowiiiK or
the Hi ale: I hope !'l! .soon look
thin and frail, nor seem a port
ly r kali-." '1 I if lioi tur, sp al:
in l liiotmh ln.-i hat, in :ayiiiK.
da ,y day: '.Man's Kifaie-sl
ei; my is fat. It inu.st he WaJi:d
fw-.'.y : so if you'll pro Til from
my hint, youlll Kin! your loins,
my f.itini. and .sor.iit, nloim
the road w her." hniihe.ini- Hllnt.
and KenHe w-i'hrys piny. And
if p-rehaiiff 1 he weatheiki
tianili, you'll ln;of. it just I ho
smie; you mustn't miss your
daily, iianii. ; though you ure
tired" tind lamej thoutih tllinW
der Tolls and . tempest
Shriak. I
and you arc spavined, sick' and
weak, you still must journey
like at streak, it is the only
fcame." It's 'strange how peo
ple willo ley the det;ir's dias
t :: rede, and leave lii" arm
chaJr or the hay to trot at
fooibh speed: how they'll fr
: alio I lifii state and pomp.- to
la e l lie rain and Sadly romp
throuMh noisome fen and gloomy
swamj) until their fetlocks
bleed. . The doctor orders men
around as nionarchs order
slaves; "You'll have to lo.'O
e.teh day a pound or fill un
timely graves; s leave your
i oy inplcnuoks, your niaKazines
and pjipes and b.ioks, an! travel
by the babbling brooks, or hy
Ihe rad sea waves." 1 think
the doctor is a chump who
doesn't know his tradi but
when ho orders me to jump,
and chasv through dell and
!ade. I listen while his voice
re.voiinds, then K"Uop nmdlv
1 hrouijh the grounds, and find
I've j;aincd jvfune seven pounds
whenever I urn welgheil.
Cnpyi fght, MIL'S, by the
(leoiK'' Maltt'i'w Adams Service
Old "I'ncle Shylock" isn't such a
very hard customer.
. !
ciioinntu rr tiu itiid.mpRt Polv- .
tcohnic Institute have nianufactuved j joyed by thuso who spend their
Mho world's lihLest. practical air- evening at Hilarity hall. The music
i plane, weighing with Its 18-horse-! will lie furnished hy Uynge bro
' newer motor milv 350 nouiuls. This j lher, according lo Mr. Schumacher.
! world's smallest flying machine j
! niatlo a swift non-stop i'lirilil from j
Hiidaopt. to Pola. llnly, in nine tmd ;
i a half hours.
Richard Dix Star
of Rialto Picture
There are many features which
cannot be overlooked jn reviewing
Kichard UI?:'s new farce comedy.
"Knsy f'ome. Kasy rio," but chief
ly t he picture is remarkable for
ts entertainment value. Judging
from the laughter of the audi-
llt- HiaKn theater, th s
I afternoon, "Kasy Come, Kasy flo" j-J
, has a wide humorous appeal, nnd ' (
is easily one of the best. If not,
I the best, of Jfiebard Dix's jilctureK. 1
"Kasy Coine, Kay :" is cer
tainly the type of story which lix
; does best. It is straightforward,
: simply told und unstrained. There
is no striving for effect, but the
'action unfolds in increasingly
funny sentience, with the neces-
yary dashes of romance to en
hance the humor theme.
j Nancy ( 'arroll. Dix's new lead - ;
1 ing woman, who made an out-;
standing success in Anne Nichols'
"Abie's Irish Rose." adds new
, laurels to her crown by her work
! in "Kasy Come, Kasy (lo."
Old Time Dance at
Hilarity Tomorrow
Tomorrow night at Hilarity hall f
the old-time dame enthusiasts from :
all parts of .Medford and tho Ungne j
lUver valley will gather to on joy !
an old-fashioned dancing party. All 1
1 o1' te 0,(1 dances, so popular when'
rn, hor and dad were young. Willi
mo; her
he revived and young and old will
; On Wednesday night, following
I the oldtime dnnce, the iast minute
KEEPING YOUR CAR MODERN
Hy IL LKDYARD TOWI.E,
'.' DU-ector, Vuvo Color Advisory Serrtce i
Following
No.
"fO the driver who takes a proper
pride In the care and color of
his car. and that means just about
everybody nowadays. for it is the
exception at this stag of the de
velopment of motor driven vehicles
to lind an owner who Is really
careless about the look of his auto
mobile, there has rently been
dawning a new light or. the whole
subject of his car's appearance. He
has learned that there is not only
a styte and an up-to-date trend in
.notor car design but lhe , Is ; twooaI8 of a iiKhier
tn up-to-date style In color. Lufflcenl lo make the cnnI1Ke. Tlm
This trend may not be wholly added thickness of the Hinsh Is an
latent to the man who considers ! asset raIh(ir than a detriment and
he subject hastily, but a little at-1 the own(fp whal JOuLs al aiiy
itulion to details will show him ' ate Uke a new c;)(.
that the makers of cars, although! A loaflster (or inatan!.e. that has
jften retaining color schemes more bfien run a yeap , 1Lg onBiliaJ j.t,
or leas characteristic of their spec- ;in h(. ,V(n nBW ,-,.,
ml designs of car. nevertheless I
: vary incm rrom year iu yr auti
i long and carerul analysis of color
! -rends and for good a' d suiYicient
reasons. We may not have reach-1
j -d that delicious flneise shown b
uime of the Parisians, particularly
ihe women, who have their favor-i,UJl
te couturier design uie ui
lieir gowns ana uieir u.ulM ..mmta
the same time and sign both of
them where tho world can see. but
dill our color trends dve.'op along
rational lines nnd In keeping wtth
'hat subtle rhythm of color that Is
sensed by all manufacturers whose
roduct touches the aesthetic in
my way.
The refinlsher Is the salvation of
hose who desire to keep abreast
,jr tne new. ne can eiiiuie i.iv , nave mem duplicated t,y the re
j color If not the design. Some-: nnlsher. This gives him an assur
f times ho can seemingly change the , ance 0f the best ami most ndvn.m-fii
design too by the crafty and In-j color combination an.l ihkb his
I telligent use of the color. Some- i caT j0ok very much like a u w one.
' times, for instance, a darkening of , f nisn from lne factory
j the wheels that maNcs the car! xhe other Is lo study the new
! seem to sit cfoser to the road, and . colors at the winter shows, draw
a striping running the whole conclusions from them, allow ihem
I length of the radiutor. cowl, nnd . to stimulate the imagination, ami
I top can seemingly alter the design j then, using the story they teli a.
of earen a car that is no longer
new. und Immeasurably improve
what has been called "the glance
value" of tlie car.
In fact, there are already own
ers who make a practice of attend'
vug the shows and. even in the off
fox trots aiid waltzes will be en-
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year when they do not Intend to
trade in their car. take note of the
new colors and arrangements of
color used on the det:gn of car
they own. and then go to the re
finisher with definite ideas of what
they want. The upshot, many
tinu-3. ts that they bloom forth tn
the spring w.th a car that can with
difficulty be discriminated from
one of the newest vintage. This is
often a simple tiling to do for, wlti
f Z .
u wUh fen(jere nnd top of Cyiir.
i ,na Bel(;0( hoay of M,rriinac BelgH.
; wheol3 of stniw co(or wth ,lt;,lt
, stripln8 of vermilion Or a more
so,,hl3ticat(1( an( sporty car can
, have ita colors changed to a light
. Maroon 0 glorlctis wine color.
Uie tHm a:(, whcQl3 of Vatrol
c ,h . . ...vlntf
lQU n of b(,auIy- t,v the. use . of
if a
narrow gold stripe on
Maroon
moulding.
So. to one who finds beauty an
Important element In his or her en
joyment of motoring, there are
two seemingly advantageous roads.
One is to watch the new colors tn
the winter shows, particularly the
colors of the new model of the
rticular car he drives, and then
a basis, create his own new color
scheme In consultation with the t-i
finisher. Tli us he has a car that
is individual and, at tlie sunn thin-,
uses tones and combina! ions of
colors that are tlie ones that wM
i be (n the present vogue
Charm spot of
Canada s far
famed Rockies,
this Chateau
La Ice Louise.
A magnificent
mountain, re
sort of metro
politan propor
tions, in a set
ting of untold
p?enic beauty.
Care fades
away while you
. "
-irs;-st nere - norso-
, (tonns, hiking,
! 'ti-ft..boatin2, swim
i . , 'ming.
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SSThirdSi Ponhnd hfuhnomih Hold a;
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By BUD FISHER
DVice to rnosej
THAT Nt X. !
iVjORTeNS6
111 IFBRIS.
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0VR THG
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AIO. ' i fwi; vnir
R?ieM1i WClGHS TWO
HUUCRcri, IT IS YOOfe.
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