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Six Paget
Dj Twenty-thira Yr
Weekly Kiny-tiith Year
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Aro ynu one of those pooplo who think you're tun old to ilo
something you've desired lr. ilii nil your life? Have yuu nn
undent ilreiim put nwuy In cotton wool unit have you slumped
Into an utlitude of mourning over lust opportunity nnd retro
spection on what you might have heen anil done, given n
chance? Wave you convinced yourself the wnrlil has Inst Its
greatest this or that because you hail nu way to develop some
Klft In yourself?
If so, turn over In your nilnil w hat ills. Henry Mnroollus of
Humboldt, Iowa, has dune;
Mrs. Miiroollus In seventy-two. All her Hf(. she yearned to
sillily music hut h!' busy existence prCKiuli.d loo many obsta
cles. Mrs. Marcciius, however, uso cherished the Idea that it
was never ton lute to learn. So irt seventy-two she has acquired
li piano anil slurled to work, she apitnds an hour and a hair
every day in practice and her Instructor reports fine progress.
l'ossllily Mrs. .Marcellus will never now make any of the
modern plunlsts nervous about their lauivls. And possibly she'll
never attain the heights of musicianship she might have attain
ed by beginning to study young. Hut the Important thing is that
she clung to her dream (and her belief In herself) until she
could get around to It, ami Hint she. had l lie courage to tackle
It when most women are counting the problematical years until
till is over.
At all events she'll certainly be happier than if she had
surrendered to what we're pleased ton oflen to call the Inevit
able siihply because we haven't the courage and buck-bone to
make It anything else.
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- ' Vosed by Sliss Betty Alar
Pajamas Steal a March On Frills of Feminine Finery
AS night-gowns grow shorter. I ma rcn on night-gowns these days
more debonulre, step-ins he- and doubtless that is why nlghlteti
t come longer If not more serious. aro taking on new ami allurhig
The lcnat to be reported is pro-1 identities. Simply to bring atten
gress and that surely Is always, tion to themselves,
good news though the subject muy Tha story of pajamas In one ram
be no less forcible than a whlsp of j pant with variety, with drama, and
sheer crepe de c hine, a yard of j even a bit of satire. Take those
shimmering rayon crepe, or a hand- j charming lustrous satin ones worn
ful of some satin weave. with a transparent rayon velvet
r ranee Is particularly engaged ;
with the shortest possible route to j
beauty, it would seem. Julie Mor
and o! Paris, who is doing enviable
things in undergarments and lin
gerie has recently sent to this
counry some night-gowns of sheer
est rayon crepe heavily trimmed
In appropriately supple lace. These
gowns reach just lo the knee. let transparent velvet coat of the
Simultaneously we saw some sort one associates with I .a
georgette step-ins that reached at Hoheme mid Manon israut. Jntfi
leavt two Inches below the knees. th Milng for a picture-book artist
and W(-re full and drauahle. They or a harlequinade, ,ut curiously
thus served as an undersllp as well. I cr.c-!!'? also just the thing for the
One delicious bit of underwear was most reposeful hour of Die day.
knee length in the front of the far from the madding crowd In the
panties dipping down nitnost to the rqulil of one's boudoir I'ndoubt
ankles in back. It was destined, edly the Joke was on harlequin who
of course, for the wardrobe or
i some smart woman possessed of
one or mono ueitnum up-in-nie-
front and down-ln-the back even-1
Ing gowns so popular at the mo-;
ment. :
1'ajamas are rentalnly stealing a
Vacation Clothes
That Won't Wrinkle
Pressing or mending clothes
during a spring or summer vaca
tion are two things most to he
nvolded if the weeks In the moun-
tains, on the senshorc or nt sonieTh, ,enms. edge of front facings :
lake resort nre to be pronounced a
success, thinks n writer on spring
nnd summer fashions In Knrm and
Fireside.
Tor this purpose ensembles mnile
of linen, cotton suiting, of crepe demHkn)f B ,p trrYmntt up old;
chine or light weight wool nre ad
vised
rorn nappv vacation, sajsine.j.p mostly forgotten while the
mac.izlne. "one must hnw the raln iK n progress.
rigni wiirnrooe nui loo inrue or
too small. The things needed must
depend to some extent on where
one travels. But a lot of heavy
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jacket,
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Some seen but recently
a niguiy giossea saun.
5rrr e.n0!,B? M ("iiored ,and
yet of a destrable softness. They
. yet of a destrable softness. They
j were copied from Mary Nowltsky.
At the ankle the trousers must
' have measured almost half a yard
across. The top was tailored like
a vest. Over it mllarly wore a vlo-
or lime-honored necessity would
have to be the
pilome of activity
in sucn nrruy, while ytu
white u und
could lounge in utter peace and
composure with a book, , a cup of
tea. or simply wlh restful
thoughts!
hnggage will ruin disposition and
fun.
"A simple tailored lounging coat,
a new kind of kimono, la a neces
sary item, especially when ' one
I ravels, hy sleeper. Such a conl Is
easy to mnke. silk, rayon, wool
rhnllis. saieen nnv of iheae fn. !
brlcs are appropriate. The coat ;
should he ninrie nllh.oil n lining
and top of hem should he bound.
the cuffs and collars npplied with
a bins taring."
Summer tourists are urged to go
over their entire wnrdrohes before
clothes If new ones arc not needed.
so that the snl.lert .if clothe, cm
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TIH.I.SMlHtO
The Wnshlngton
County fair will bu Id new agrl-
cultural hall. '
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EDFORD MAIL T
By Jane Rnedloor. - I Ai.AUl 1
This department on Home
Decoration Is for Ibe benefit of
all women who have household
problems to solve. Queries per
taining to problems of this kind
may be addressed to Miss Sned
Icor, care of Women's Depart
ment of the Mall Tribune.
Th heKlnninc nf wisdom In
I det'fuutlnns 1h a Just fear of the
i laws of compositloti. It mtilterH
less whnt one puts into n house
lh:m whero one nutt it.
I "A well phmnod room han tlio
ipcrrt'etion of a .InpnnoHR print.
! Tnkini nu n vulirtln lr 1 v nn Imnnn.
eahlo and complotP romposltinn,
. hut it hrcnk.s up on nnulyniH into
, many Kultordlnnte compositions,
f-iich no Iokh perfoct in ItHilf
! Hut thc ronfh must also meet a
'demand not mndo upon the Jnp-
'ant'He print, for each of itsTvnrimiK
KruuiuiiK mum no suiiPQ 10 me
a I needs of those who pass Aonte part
4'01' lholr hours within It. The occu-
iiKiiwiiH (ii iuiHt people, meir mn-
riefi.ror certain types of chair, for
liRht from the left or the right, the
hours of the dny or the night at
jwhlrh they will use the rooms, nil
I must he considered. The recon
ciliation of those needs with .the
laws of hen my is the rock upon
which many a room comes to
Eiief." " -
Query. Where did the use of
Inciiuer originate? Mrs. T. S. T.
Answer. I'robahly with the Chi
nese long before the fifteenth cen
tury. Chinese lnc is a natural pro
duct which is drawn from the lac
trees only on warm summer nights.
Query. Is it very expensive to
make a wall paper Hcreen?'Mrs. W. I
Answer.- Prices vary of course,
but one should cost from $45 up i
into the, hundreds., A well ami
uorrectly made XwirrfK. W .the first
important thing to be considered.
Ordinary wall papers 'IU not do,
teurs. ' - ' -.; (
Again, the finish, Ut a technical
and professional process. j
Query. ! notice that many win
dows are being curtained very sim
ply. Is this correct? Mrs. T. i i
Answer. Yes, even In expensive)
j nomes expensive materials are he
ing made up and hung with grent
jcure, hut there Is an absence of
ishades, valences and glass curtains
! often times. But If the windows
are subordinated and pushed hack j
iuiu i lie oacKgrounn men one
should make the most of the wall
spaces. Use rich wall hangings.
good wall papers, or plenty of good '
pictures. !
Query. How can one tell a
really good picture? Mrs. H. (1.
Answer. Is the subject matter 1
worth considering? Ik the com no- (
sition good? Is the color harmony
pleasing? Is the technique worth
while? And lastly, is it the thing
you can live with and enjoy like a
close frienrishln?
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Household
Discoveries
A quart or pint milk bottle
makes n sanitary and very useful
potato masher for an ememenev
or regular use. The elan t- ,nni,
easier to wash than the old wood-
en masher, and cleaner.
Almnt vrv .
Iron! on the stove before baking it.
'..h u u.ti, ,i,iri..
and It sticks dreadfuly to the nan
hut I grease the pan before cook -
Ing It and the macaroni never
sticks. Mrs. T. W. JI.
Split the required numher of
llosion crnckers In hnlvoH and lay
them In a shallow dish full of very
cold water for five minutes. Re
move them carefully with a pnn
cake turner, and put them on nn
inverted hnklnR-tln with a dnh of
hutter In the center of each. Place
them In a very hot oven until they
puff up and hecome crisp and
slightly hrown. Serve, with Jelly or
Jam. They are also delicious If
rov,,red with nugnr and cinnamon
hefnre haklng. E. C. A.
When making meringue-topped
i,m .-. .. uiie-iiiiu teaspoon com
wnter to the meringue Just before
turning on pies. This prevents
.meringue slicking lo the knife
.when rutting. Mrs. S. N. B.
I Add one-half tenapoon baking-
i. , t-Kg-wniie ntler it lsine lop or mo wash-holler with a
neaten. Mir in with sugar. The, piece of cheese-cloth, pinning It to
meringue will not separate hut Inst I the edges with clothes-pins; then
as long as desired. Mm. 1 C. K. pour the wnter Into It. .Mrs. .1. .1.
Boll rice In the usual way, nnd I When kneading dough of (mi
nt the same time mew nome npples. ' kind and the hoard Inalts upon
U nn the apples are nearly done, i
""i"'r " nisn ana put in a layer of
rice, then a layer of npplea, then
"""Infr layer of rice, nnd put
!'"'"ln" OY''r " tol. J""' Push
I lnK lh'ni nut f sight. Put In
ithe ovon nna eoo, unt" lh0 raisins
lnp cook'd, then sen's with crenm.
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l'",n" a K00'1 cooky recipe. I
"r"1 fan plain. Then I
,n me mils and hllkc Ik pan
; ful; next I add some cocoa or grnt-
ed chnrnlme and In the fourth pan
I is raisins or coconut. Kor frost-
ing I both white and cfioci I
laie. : inua wo do not t re of the
cookie, and can r.mko one big
MEDtfORD, OliEfiOX. SUNDAY. .TL'NJO, 24. 102S.
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At 20, Fay Wray, above, has been married many times on the
screen. Recently, while on location at St. Michaels, Md., she went
through a real ceremony with John Monk Saunders (inset), scenario
writer, the groom. Saunders was divorced from Avis Hughes
Saunders, daughter of Rupert Hughes, the novelist
nOWKHS IN TIIK MODKH.N
(iAIH)KX
lly JnincK H. I'.urdett.
Director of the National Carden
Ituicau,
In our small gardens, classlfica
tlons tend to disappear. The ortho
,iox tneM r Knrden design which
oIripr textbooks recognize become
"inge-ly mixed.
lihe informal, the natural and
architectural often mingle, and.
1st range to say. the effect may be
. delightful.
It should be said that the con
trolling purpose of modern garden
design Ss to display the beauty of
the flowers and plants which grow
in the garden. There can he no
be:,u,y' ln n garden greater than
i lne b,'i,u,' uf lts IiIh: and the
U,eNittn ' Kood in proportion to Its
"'h in displaying ut their
heat
the natural grace, form and color Such arrangements are depeu
of the sanlnn'H horticultural trea- dent upon skillful color grouning
!HUroH'
' In this trend toward simplicity
I nr KI,,'",,n "'Kn. we aro In har-
I niMny wl,h "rH ,(,Bn interior
! ,,0Cnra,i"n other hrimrhfw of
ilho ".tlve arts. And like the
oinera. tne Rarilen rellea for much
of lis effect upon the. studied use
of color.
There are still lo he found in:
our formal gardens (-enmetrlcal ;
heds anil lil-symmetrlcnl grouplnR
of ornnmenta which might have
heen copied from mld-Vlctorian ,
batch Instead of linking often.
l' W.
Using clothes-pins to
fasten
In l ire
cloth strainers wlu-never
quantity of fruit Juice is to be
alrnlned will lighten the work. Just
inaien me cneese-cloth hag over a
granite pall by clothes-pins, and
It may be left until all the Juice
I has gone through. Where rain-
j wnter Is used for washing purposes
It often requires straining. Cover
sliding aroun.:. spread out a dish
towel and place the board on top
or mat nnd It will remain station-
ery.
Anrt when running the vncuuin
cleaner on small rugs and they slip
nnd slide nround Just move them
over onto a large rug and they will
cense hing so troublesome. K. T.
Clean Ilrros Linings
ftvery two-piece Ircsa has lis
i lining, nnd this hidden part of the
Iftarnicnt is by no menns the least
! important. Kor the upper part of
the lining, to which the skirt Is
attached, comes in direct contact
'with the akin and oll very quick-
, t.-.-r v . t
, models;- but mwhere nowadays.
'except In public parks, and railway
station grounds, sadly out of date,
is the-ca i pet bedllng fashion fol
lowed. In which plants were re
quired to surrender their Individ
ual charm,, and become merely
pigments with which a gardener
embroidered curious patterns on
the lawn. - w.
i-jiueiiiH wnirn wouiu nave hcen
lernKHtzeil ns common p tare or
ugly had they been woven in tex
tiles were supposed to. acquire
merit from the f:ict that to make
them hundreds of beautiful plants
weie sacrlt'lcnil. Kormal beds now
d not e;i1 fur stiff and formal
planting, but In them flowers are
grown in their natural grace and
beauty, sn arranged, as to both
form and color, (hat the feeling or
balance essential to any good de
sign Is preserved.
for their major charm; and whore
can be found a greater opportunity
for the pleasing use of color than
in a garden?
.Flowers are color. They nfford
inn Infinite range of material ready
to the hand of the iirllat who
would cnmlilne them In n picture,
It is not strniiKn that the wave of
color consciousness which has
spread over the world and so
strongly Influenced our fashions in
dress and decoration should focua
In our gardens.
ly. It must he kept scrupulously
clean If you wish to preserve the
life ut tht outer garment nnd to
maintain the HtHudnrds of good
glooming. j
If the lining Is not "hullt up"
i across the peek, sew In a piece of
while silk or cotton, to fill the
space. This-la the best way to
avoid having a darker men across
the shoulders of your frock, a conl-
mon disfigurement caused by dust
and perspiration.
Make n thick suds In a basin of
warm water. With one hand clean
the lining by squeezing through the
suds, keeping the skirt free and
clear of the water under the other
arm. IVe the same procedure for
the rinse thnt follows. Hang the
garment upside down until nenrly
dry. Then with or without presa-
Ing. (is time permits, put It nwny
op. its hunger, fresh and sweet for
lis next duly.
It's .May
The Innillnih' lisd Just engaged a
new girl fresh rrotu Irelnml. "Un
you think vuu can m.-mnire -vfilitnv
on ten hoarders at tnlile. A'ornh ?"
she naked, with some misgiving.
"fan IM7" reolled N.n.ih -i.'niih
. an' li s alay. Me i.uld niolher In
. ineiiinu Kepi torty pigs, an I fi d
. thorn oil:" Yorkshire J'oot
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RIBUNE
v. iieenui t muow aimuts
lly Katliertne Klchmond tie
! Hoiiiu Interior Stylist
j JKT'S talk about window almdaa
I for a moment. Oil, how I do
I test them on we have allowed them
t to dominate our rooms for scores
' of years. It has long been a source
of wonderment to me that people
will put so much loving and often
successful thought Into the furnish
lues of a room, and display so
much excellent taste aod then
ruin It all by hanging over the top
half of the windows shades of dark
tan or green, even that clash
with the brighter window hangings,
or else are so cold and formal
that they chill the entire room.
And 1 do believe that those days
aro nearly gone. ' More and more
1 find In the homes of people wltU
modern las i us a belter understand
ing of the window shade.
A window shade Is something we
Just have to have. But the. modern
way or using It makes It an addi
tion to the room rather than anju
harmonious note. In the first
place,, the new way is lo use a
shade, that- Is permrtfcnt,. -;.,4tit 1
lo say. It will not crinkle' If the
wind blows It out of the window
and It will not be damaged 11 it Is
ruined on. It Is made In various
textures of thin cotton and then
Impregnated with a lacquer which
inav be of sort light hues sulluble
to the scheme or the room and
sometimes or one general color
on the outside so that all rooms
may appear uniform from the
street, but colored on the inside as
Is best suited for tho particular
room In which it Is used.
This type or window shade, ap
parently following the Increasing
vogue for lacquered fabrics of all
sorto. has been used for a number
of yearn In the butter hotels and in
the homes of people of taste.
Now It Is coming into general use.
And there is another thing I like
about them. They can bo washed.
And, with our Industrial life get
ting to be what It Is, It has become
quite necessary that everything,
walls, furniture, curtains, shades,
and floors be of Materials that can
be washed and -ct that they be
developed In cole s that will be tho
farthest retnoveu from the- pure
white that Is ussouiated lu our
minds with bath-room fixtures.
And by the way the best of the
modern bath rooms are being dou
I colors nut, too.
Cereal Ice Creams
lly ifllllo IO(ldiltKtnn.
Chicago Ually Tribune.
In grooming ourselves for the
summer demand for Ice cream
recipes without ' cream, we tried
out one sent ua hy one of the pub
licity people for a great food In
dustry nnd were rather well
pleaaed with some of the .varietlea
we found It easy to make with this
start.
The Introductory statement to
tho recipe wns:.s"A simple, whole
some, and easily made dessert for
the children, or for any delicate
old person who ennnot easily di
gest rich Ice cream, is one made
with any cooked cereal." '.' : ' :
The recipe that wo started from
rend thus: "Two cups sugar, two
eggs well beaten, two cups cold
boiled cereal, four cups of milk,
one lemon. Juice and grated rind.
Heat sugar und eggs until light,
udd cereal and milk, uild Juice and
gritted rind of lemon. t''reie und
serve. This mukea about two
quarts." . ' .
Hut see how easy It to to divide
this recipe, nnd not too. difficult to
make It smaller yet, or' for n small
fumlly a hnlf of It may he made
and- one-hnlf of thnt saved and
used wllh some vatinllon like the
addition of cocoa lo make a
chocolate ice crenm, etc. Always
one may add a llllle crenm and
oflen Just a bit makes, a world of
difference.
First, we used rolled oats long
cooked In the top of the double
boiler with the sugar added to It
while It was warm. Because this
cereal was cooked long enough to
Jelly, It nlmost lost lis Identity In
the mixture, hut the frimen pro
duct looked n I it I In na though It
contained chopped mils. Because
of the lemon we could say that it
was like a lemon sherbet, but no
sherbet ever stands up or Js ua stiff
lis this when froKen.
When cocoa was ndded If ad
ded lo the iiunnllileH above nlioul
half a cup would be retiulreii It
f -villi- !
CTXCFJ-PTUXTS
lly ZilMh CriK 1'i-cl
lliiukK rnliiy iWij-K fliiKi't-pi'lnlH! Wlml n hIiiiukp rnnihl
nntlim. Il was a r:iiny. ki-iv!, ilny when I mnni il i'IimiiiIiik my
lllu ary. xxn-vr oni'i- IhlnkluK of. fillK'-r-P" Inls. hut il nn happened
thai I Htarleil wink on ih shi-y that helil tln rlilldren's hooka.
I'neonseUuisly, 1 drew from Itsy-esthiK place the favorite, hunk.
Soon npiinc I'leanliiK wan furKOIIen anil I wu husy memory
cleanlni;: lirushlni,' up anil ilustrjiK wiMI the romemlierliiK rellH
that rarrlei! mo hark many yeuriv Kuril pat?e 1 turneil Htlnweil
ilellrate traelliKN uf my ehlliiren'HX flnKer-prlntH.
1 wiimlereil if flnKer-prlnlK ehaiWe with iiki'.
1 wnmlereil If dome Utile fello iliiln't way to another little
fellow. "Here. Iirolher. i the hest lnry. lt' nil ahollt a Bold
crah." I eiin nee rincn -prlnm at th top anil the hottnm of the
pleture. They were tryinir. no dniihtAto make wore. It u a tale .
with a very uo.nl moral: nn old Oiek li'Kenil teaehlnx youiiK
ntein thai ki1 tlilnKn happen lo thofV who ohey their pareniH.
hut llixaster eomeH to thime who illHolJy.y. See, no lesal flnner
prinllliK If all llllle li.U would (trow iy good.
On the Hhelf ahove nre llttle-virl hctiks, with sold and silver
hlndlUK.i. Aa I turned the paRea 1 anw Xlalnty true in fa made hy
cooky. eatiiiR handa. It muat have hee read aoitie Hnturduy.
and the alone cooky jar would nnl have hyld all the aweet amel
IIiir auRary cookiea If little folks hiul nm rushed In every few
inliintea for "Juat two more, pleaae." Thrutlie tears I could see
thin It took four tiny flngcra and a thumV to hold down the
pagea pIcluiiiiR .Momoliiro, the little penchlW. dresaed ao gor
geously in her flowereil .laiianese rolie. W'airm, sweet cooky
entiiiK fiiiRera held the piiro a Iohr time, am suro. or the
delicate trncliiRs would mil have shown ao plalYly after all these
years. Today Hint Utile (frown-up Klrl Is maiVled and nmklnR
sweet aURmy cookiea for her little hoy. and he L flnRer-prliitlnR
I know, "Cliillivei'a Travels" and "The nolinnteoPlR" and "The
KroR Pi-luce." V
Hidden away, hehlnd one row of hooka, nre oine so worn
and tutlered that they could not he placed out lu trie open like
heartnehea and sorrows, l.envea are inlaslnR. part's are torn,
some are turned down for a second readlnR. ThisVniust have
heen the special hook. Merry me, when there are three reading
children all ulioul thi! same age, a mulher'a ears (s'tt trained
to the sound, "ll'a my turn now. You've had It all nuVnlnK."
But I have spoiled all chances for lilenllf icatlon of -the pre
cious flUROr-prlnts today, for tears memory tears would come
so fast. Kar away those Utile finRcr-prlntlnR folks live with
Utile folks of their own.
Time flies hut f InRcr-prliita atny on for iiRex for .Mother's
memory. .
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Vase Of Flowers
Says Engineer In Health Study
Denver, Colo., June 21 "If fresh
flowers do not keep well In your
home It Is a direct Indication that
the air In the room does not con
tain enough moisture for proper
breathing," says Dsn J. McQuald,
an engineer who recently mode a
study of proper health conditions
In the home.
In other words, a vase of flowers
Is a fine barometer.
"Statistics show that one-third of
all deaths In the United States can
be traced dlroctly to diseases of the
respiratory organs, such as tuber
culosis, pneumonia and Influents,"
Mr. McQuald said. "When dry air
is breathed Into the body, lu tend
ency Is to dry the surface of the
membranes It passes on Its way to
the lungs, and In this manner to
cause an Irritation which becomes
a hotbed for germs,
"The amount of moisture the air
will hold depends on the temper
ature, A cublo foot of air at 100
degrees temperature (Fahrenheit)
will hold about 20 grains of mois
ture; at 70 degrees about' eight
grains and at sera about one-bait
a grain.
"Dry air, of course, gathers mois
ture from everything with which It
comes In contact. When flowers
are placed In dry air, therefore, the
evaporation from the leaves In
creases at such a rate that the
stems are not able to absorb the
water In tbe rase fast enough to
keep the flowers from wilting.
When this happens, It means there
Is not enough moisture for good
health.
wns exceedingly hard, perhaps too
much so unless It wna to bu called ; Two friends who had not met
frozen pudding. The strlnglness i for a long time sat lu n restnurant
that was noticeable because of the; talking.
Jellied imt huh I disappeared with i "How la old Rnnggs. the com
the addition of tho cocoa. puny promoter, getting on?" In-
We Hied white corn meal mush quired one. '
and found the product more like "Oh, he'd not been feeling very
frozen milk. We flavored this ' well lately." was tho reply. "He
with vanilla. has to keep to a very strict diet
.Just a little of certain special food."
Prl.c-Wlniihig Alibi I "What's wrong with him ?"
A pollcemun wns standing In iquerled the other. "Indigestion?
front of u movie theater, when he ! Insomnia?"
I saw a blind beggar emerge from
the darkened Interior. The cop
roimred him.
"Hey. ynu!" ho shouted. "What-
cha dnln' In that pitcher show?"
Snld the Begun r I er Juat
went In to listen to the subtitles.
officer.
I'lonty or Praclli c
Stage Manager (to old actor)
Could you do the landlord In our
new play?
Old Actor (cynically) Well, I
should think I might. I hnve done
u good tunny lundlords In my time.
Strny Stories.
Stick lo Snmi' IKKirstcp
Who nre you working for
now?" asked the old friend.
"Same old wife and daughters,"
growled the other. Cincinnati Kn
qulrer. rnHaing (HisiTvatlon
This Is the season when the big
canning factories slnrt putting up
our meals for next year. Lincln-
null Unrulier,
Second Section
Six Paget
Xo. 94.
4 4.
Good Barometer, ?
"Cold air brought In the home
and artificially heated does not
contain enough moisture for good
health, and therefore tbe man or
woman who Is contemplating build
ing or remodeling a home this sum
mer should take this Into account
and provide for moisture In the
heating plant It this cannot be
done, an excellent, substitute la the
placing ot pans or buckets in tbe
rooms and keeping them tilled with
water.'-
I
i ' Treatment
j "No. In prison."
! t
Fm.llsli Advertising
Kvery household now gets so
many lettetr and card advertise-,
Intents in the course of n week thnt :
the heud of tho family In emhnr-
rawed. He can't expluln why It Is
thnt he Is on so many sucker Hals. .
Our- Kxcrptlnn
Hlgga I always say that noth
ing Is ever lost through politeness. .
Biggs Whnt about a man's sent
In a crowded bus?
Nitre Bel
Spenkln' of signs when two fool
i drivers meet on n narrow rond It
! usually In n sign the hospital Is
going to set two more patients.
Hear! Henri
I Who was it mild tho adoption of
the eighteenth amendment would
itnke tho wot or dry issue out of
politics?
! Advice
! Advice to iiiotor-car-wrltein;
i Consider the pcdestiian, .
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