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Ofricca In New York, Chicago. Detroit,
Ban Francisco, Lot Angeles, Heattle, Tort
land. Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry
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The military flower of the valley
hies away today, for two weeku of
I'nd loots, ami the horrors and
hazards of hashes. Itll'lc barrels
gleam In the bright sunshine, ac
companied by sword flashes, a
number of the warriors sporting
under-developed inuslacheH.
They won't do It but the re
Dubllcan party should Insert a
plank In their platform Instructing
Senator James K, Watson, the
Klan puppet , uf Indiana, to keep
his mouth shut. Me is Die best
blatter out of turn, In the laud.
A citizen bravely but Indiscreetly
wended his way across the Main
Stem this morning safely with an
armload of carrot a freshly washed.
HoblriH DeiH'l Iiuh painted one of
Ills go-cuils u brutal red. It Is the
reddest red a vat table, - redder
1 him u klmonu, or it murderer's
bund.
;kt down riio.M tiikhk!
- I-Yuuinln Inn Tribune)
I.ONT Ludilcr. between (Uh
ami Spring Ktreets, with .1. K.
Lynch cm It. Kcward If left
tit .Lynch shop, 111 lit ti street.
I'm m the number of high-toned,
high-priced Cierman police dogs In
this city, l ho tier man war debt
ought to bo pretty well whittled
down.
Lady Km d -Coupe of the local
Imitation llrlllsh set, has mastered
the science of knocking the ashes
off u cigarette with the index flu
tter, Instead of kicking them off
with the little finger, as gamblers
do aceH from t hu botlotn'of the
deck. In this method, the nose
of thi' cigarette points downward,
and held between the thuml and
Hie second finger. Iiy gently tap
ping with the Index, or forefinger,
the residue Is eradicated.
13 townsmen went ulofl yester
day In the visiting man-made bird,
unv returned as they departed.
Hack on vice versii, Ihey skinned
mil for home tu face their women
folks. There has been Inexcusable neg
ligence in Humdinger, Inc., circles
la the dlNtrihutlon or civic praise.
l-.Ver thing from the Hose, to the
mitrltinusncHs of the hind-leg of a
rabbit, has U7 pounds of hot-air
In it. I tut the silence of the Polar
wastes broods over the steady In
crease In grape acreage, some of
which conies close to being smiling
vineyards. Let the touting com
mittee gel busy!
. runners are turning over their
hay, after the sod-sonklug, car
Mushing rain of the Hub InM.
Pedestrians have taken In pro
ceeding down Hie highway In muss
formation. One of these days a
California ear will develop - a
sprained steering knuckle, after
the victims are all In the hospital
or the morgue.
l'AM V U ltlTI.V, WI-: 'AI
(lola. Kan., Kcgistci-)
Itussell lli-udersou and
I,S IT
J. W
Ibikcr are amoiiK the om-s thai j
bail a liiinbell lasl week, houth are I
ilnprovlug.
'I'he Hoy Scouts are a fine lot of
boys, and we hope they will drill
anil get perfect In Ihcar march anil i
M'urk to gi-ther Sumlay
Kiiln may call Ihem.
in. iH-ii ;
.Mrs. Will W'aggncr bad company
rroln tins flly and I'hanlltc WimI
llesilay. A ciiltiin wend
Willi llghinlng a
ourlng the Ntiiruii
llllub1 u sound fm
tec was struck
1liii-mlu- cave
'. anil sny il sure
mlli-H.
buisy delivering
Jim t'larke Is
Ice.
John .McDonald, the phone John,
xvas a round Nhmvlnu hit. tomatoes
Il Tlllrsilay. The) were laixi- an a
liall egg If the egg wa not very
large, never the less they 0re
nice.
A large rotten Mood tree In front
of .Mr. Keves house wan mi ruck by
lightning Thirsilay eve.
Annlu Jlaines has been cntcr
talninff rumpany Die past three
weeks, Mrs. Cyclye and son from
Kt'. lias been inncni; her guests
nnd is rare taker of the home and
cures for her mint who Is all In
valid. John I'urele got two women
to help al the home, u dollar a day.
Clay Attelberrlo anil father are
dolnir nil OK.
Miss Hoseninnd Doneldfom. field
demonstration of ITIsco product.
J'roeter nnd Oambit. were callem
in 1m Ilnrpe Friday "nil er a
very bulsy bunch of alrli mid wcr
very pleasanl.
lines wanli'd l "he Mall Trlb
Ullp pfflvo, ''V VK'MH. ...
IT'S 0VE8 BEFORE IT STARTS '
i
So, i
.Mil
iiil-Trilium- Iiiin been iri'(lii
in fuet, wu Mijjccstod the con vent ion he culled off, us u needless I
stniin on tin- pocket I100U iind vocal elionls, and Jloovi'r Od.so j
Sniilh for thill mailer) lie iiwiinleil the prize hy iieelaiiialjon.
lint no one followed this shrewd mid sapient adviee. In
I'aet, most of the political experts liereahoiits opined that who
ever the i'. O. 1'. noiiiinee would he, he would NUT he the Sec
retary of Coninieree. For Ilerhert had started too soon, mid
aroused loo much opposition, lie hadn't, as usual, "plated the
It onlil he a (lark horse.
Well, unless Uie political sun slnrts 1o turn from west to
cast tomorrow, itnil water to run uphill, Mr. Herbert
Hoover will be the Kepubliean nominee, and probably; the next
President of the Tinted States.
It's all over but the KrIeotin,' of a. .Vice-President and nweep-
inx up the campaign buttons.
We admit we exieeted more of a fijzhl. We thought the
miti-lloover forces would at least Ktnm their auto cara.vau id'
j protest, and ko through the motions of a revolt,
j Of courst! there will still be some oratory. Windy Watson of
! Indiana will spray his larynx and view with alarm, rx-4 lovernor
j liowden will deplore and regret ; but there will be no ftre or real
conviction in it. For Andrew Mellon of Pennsylvania has
Hpolien, the performanee is over, almost before it started, ' presMire of a healthj' person up year courses receive and are cer
aild the phlV as a pla is plaved out! ialxivi the normal, lest the reader tainly worth as much pay as grud-
i . ' I . pereliatH'i has leen told he has ; ualcs of three-year courses. Kven
Now unless all sins fail one can witness that inspiring- spee j "high Mood pressure." The.s'J if onl. two HtntH "recognize''
tncle, the stiimpetle, not for President Cooltdjje as so manv, i ,,iInKM uri! amotion, cold. cd training schools that do not roh
, ,, , ., , , iii' i .. ' bath, a big meal of uny kind of the nurse of a year of her pro
including: Commodore Smildye Pot, .supposed, but lor the JIoo- fond, violent exertion, a smoke. ;ductivu lime. I should advise the
ver bandwagon.
Watch them
run! In tliree
he more
original Hoover nicii"
fleas in a do
pound. And do not
, .. , it , ,. ... ,
-who, hv Ihe way, is a (fentlenian and a seliolar;-a,id .Inn Wat-
son (who isn't ) will mil he there.
Xol that they will love Hoover any more. 1ml hev will love
a Denioeralie vietory less. And most of them partieiilarly the
Watson lyiie would ralher eoinniit liaridiari than not he on
(lie favored list when Ihe federal
i' favored list when the federal
A of which is hiLMi v iimilKtntr.
the Oprra-lioulTe-Kliam-ISnltlc we
QUILL
Yon needn't t? far to he a success. Consider tho hunt.
Process of tlevelopint; a people: .Sending a missionary
hi"; punts; building u fillint; slnlitin.
Old Dad freiiieiil ly saw the sun rise
ster, lull he didn't tell it good night.
Still, the advocate of personal liherly ami individuality func
tions iii 1 1 1 i i like a uieiiiher of the herd when lit! decides to buy a
si rii w hat.
Nobody cares how much power
Ihey will resist the temptation
chines.
It takes a lo of idealism to make
Ihe resigual ion of a crooked manager
fat profil.
.... 1
Aiiiei'ieiinisin : Invenling more mid more eleelrii'al maehiii-I
cry for Ihe kitchen; depending more ami more on the hand-!
iipt'fatetl eau opener.
'he worm turns, and when everybody has a plane the fanner
drop his 1 1 1 1 1 -1 1 -1 1 1 and refuse on Main sired.
. Xtilhiug changes. Kgyplinn
work. The hieroglyphics denoting a physician is Ihe bird that
says "(Jliark !"'
Heligious inloleranei! isn't what il ised to he. Once it said
"Ihulkins Listen al llje knave fry!" Now it merely says: "
reckon I'll vote IV n dunged Ifepiiblican."
Wi
laiiied
trout.
, if Washinglini eoiildn'l
bitter .silence when his
If ii Londoner laughed for sevenleen hours, he holds the rec
ord. IHil yes-men often tlo it for seven hours w hen the boss is
in a storv-lelliiig mood.
Correel this .sentence : "I'm going in there said the husband,
"mid tell those women to go on home so my w ife eau Tix supper."
MUTT AND JEFF
Tx Jost Nver a MoTeb Ltv V I 5sieRS, voo - I ("but He Aslet (t P&feMissiorj THirJGS Ha com "to r I I ti zfzTZ
potiTicM. Lvteft v(Ho S gowwaS Rc,ajo 'DOUBT, THemcsX to 5Pea A Few ujotets to Prctty Pass vwHew a Fecfci-s- &oei
I AT)DRCSS f MGCTlMG oFWONNGrO SURPRtSeti ) rvoTT vaav V. 'Vo'J ABooT THe Re.puBL.iCAM rAlMTGt ROrvfT U- THS THlWKS ::(Ohi . TtHimC 1
I Vorei T6NIGHT, AMto X FlMAULVi "TO SGC r r-7 UP IM TH C AWblDATCS. Fori PRCS IDCMT.' TH UI0M6M UOTeRS OF THS 'EEEEy,j! jr
I PGTSSObtD rCR TO LGT M ; MAM OM TttG BiLCOfONl IMAGlfOG. TH'S IMSGCT TRkJ& . CITY rJCGt HSATWlce: , rriirSV-
I SPGAte Few WofcbS To TH T STA6e( I'UU BGT Hei TO TCLL VOO IKJTG LtCCTOAL k - Fu'rymeteMofcg 1 rT:E
1 FAIR SGX.1 NUTT VJItL B GRCGM TO Ml 6 NT CieAZ-V (JUlTH ' VWOcACeJ WHO SHOUlb J Tv ' gTL 1: A
WITH CMVYHGM H6 SGGS H0VA)J l r aiS I J GALOOSY.' , l Be. rO0MlrJATeTl J feSi 'f-'Z fT.e-iW'tl:-ffe
llpkpl -iJiii -UHfey- -,; .:r-T.
For several mont'lis the j
- linjf tin- tioui tun t ion of Hoover;
weeks, at 11ns latest, there will
in the Kepubliean ranks than;
bt; so sure ex-d'overmu Lowdeiiiw do nt know enough about:
patromiL'e is handed out.
patronage is handed tint. j
nod entircK idm i-nel nriwi Ii. nn11'1"1 poisoning, syphilis, the tox-
put on every four years. I
POINTS
end-
when he was n young-
! exclusive meat diet, proving that
! our ani ient prejudices againsl' Ibis
power I pie develop illfood were unfounded, of course.
to connect il with political
in a -
sloekhnlderN elainiir for
who is making tlieui n
tomb painlings show dnetors at
tell a lie, he iloubtless main
neighbors began In talk about
Ouch! And How!
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRACT, M. D.
Signed letter pertaining to peraonal health and hygiene, not to dhaM di agnosia or
treatment, will t answered by lr. Hrady If a atamped, aeir-addrefwed envelop la enclosed.
Letters should ha brief and written In ink. Owing to tha large number of letters re
ceind, only a few can bt answered here. No reply can b mads to queries not contort
U.g to instruct lona. Addraaa Dr. William Brady, in care of tins newspaper.
ax oii'mm:
;17 Wluit 1 1 n
Xo.
Having tlencrlhed In u iirevimiH year coiiine make perfectly coin
chapter tin- picture tlu hyiWui ' icuiu ihiihch. What U yulned
hut In mi ml when he uhch r )(y talking about two-year couiHt-H
hears mich tt-rniM uh chronic myu- when only two state recognize
chronic .nephritlH
(IhiKhl'a disease)
and upoplcxy, we
may now uttempt
to tell whut hard-
viih thts urterii'M.
weakens the
J i cart, raiHCH tin-
hloml (iresstire, ilaiuaBH the kid- In the country. The pupil who
NcyH and renders fragile the ter- jw-rves the hospital an additional
iiiln.il arterieM in the hraln. So year simply (fives the wkllled hci
far uh uur present knowledge goes, vice of a trained nurse to the In
these condltioiiH tiro nil nurt of astitulion for a year at somethlnft
K'-neral diseu h e, eardlo-vasr uliir
disease, and they ure all due to
the saint causes. lint first, let
us hiiefly mention some things
-U'lilch fiiiniiiiintv ueml I hu 1.1 1
uml especially any of these if
you take It "lying down;" mere
l.hyslcal inactivity or laziness can- ;
not bo Included In the list, tho1
it certainly predisposes.
We admitted the other dav that
card ovascu ar disease to lav down
j,,,.,,,,,,, ,.,,, fm. li;TOtowl' ,;',,
luvulil It, liul I lmll emli'iivur m,
I"'"' U,e '""17"'"u"
;iilniiin as to the muses. Obviuiisly
j tliost- kiukn are nut named iii
l,Uo '',u'r ,1,c,r "'P"neB ur
' r.w.....n,f
Alcoholism, tobaccolsm, chronic
nml.. ..r l..rii.,nu ....nni..tl..
diphtheria, typhoid and acute iu' -
lfeetious alllirills. Iinldtual ovorex- :
ei tlon as In feats of slrenKth and ,
endurance. h:iliitual overeating.
Tho last mentioned refers to no
particular kind ot food. .Most i
I overeating is in the carbohydrate i
; class starches and sugars. There :
j There Is no reason at all to Imag- !
Ine that too much meat Is more I
harmful than too much bread or:
AleuhiiliHiu. tulmi-ci.lsm. hronl.J""ly unhaiiiiy i onseiiueneeB. A1-
'too much polalo or too much 'diet. 1 advise you to leave suc!l !
Icnndv The old-time doctors In-! mailers to the judgment of your I
eluded "gout" In the list of causes1 Physician. You aw beaded to-'
of heart arlerv disease Today! ward trouble when you attempt !
Igoilt just doesn't happen,
itbe passing of "goal" the
(dice against "red" meal oi
jlneat, or againsl all meat.
With
dark I
nalu-!
'rally petered mil. The
til- explorer. Slefausson,
noieiuari--
has lately
lived for many months on an!"
(the iiuestion of overeailug relates 1 tiou and its clergyman would be all
jto Ihe Individual's age. physical i Answer Yes. J have some ladlei, or fighting, anxious to hear of eue
laetlvlly and stature. i"1 home who do. too.. Anyone ! ,jos slain.
I liar that in explaining what .who enjoys a i old morning bath The main difficulty would be con-
renting
cause
mcaiis 'I have given
Uil
too much ' prominence, i
and heaven knows
victuals arc blamed
nowadays hv the f7
our proper
for enougl
varieties of
dietetic "experts."
t ne word In the list of causes
cf cardio- aseular disease rcttuires
def init ion. 'I'he toxemia of acute
t Infectious means the poison pro
duced by the germ of the disease,
lilt the blood, This bus no connec
jtion with the hackneyed "uutotn
j toxica t Ion." 0hulcver purpose the
'conception of autointoxication mav
Uerve in theory, it Is healthful to
j remember that autointoxication Is
! purely theoretical and has never
j' "''
ho wit to occur except pos-
sibly in grave illness, and even
I In such Illness it is not al all
j amenable to measures w hich gul
lible folk commonly employ In
I I he fat nous belief that I bye are
I pi event lug or removing such poi
soning.
Most of us are destined to sue
, ciiinli to some form of cardio-'
vascular disease. 'I'he average
duration of the disease Is I ,'i to
is
ars. so that one has plenty j
of time for confirming the ding
j uosls or Investigating various j
kinds of treatment. Naturally
I enough, few persons who haven't !
.developed the disease are lliter
lestcd In the cause or prevention
lof it. 1
j tf i:sTios i As i:it.s.
i l'nollh Maiden.
Secral times you have implied
tlhat a young woman is foolish to 1
i!Jivc three years 01 Her time t
(the study of nursing when u two
or jiyc.ik.xk.
mm - , he Arteries.
curtUliH, urteriu- trailiing hcIiooIm that Kiaduale
KcleroxiH, hyper- nurseH in two years? A two
t e n m Ion, hiKh year nurse could only make prac
I) I o od preHsure. Ileal nurses' wukch. J. A.
AiiHwer The "i-croKiiition" trli-k
in Just u Mclo'ine whereby u lltllo
clltjue pcexif to cuni roi all eluca
tlon, and withal a fine little
M-ln-mc fur
tylucatioii.
vlllntf the profitH of
care not a tiny tut
uhuut that, I know that two-yeur
courscH turn out the hest nurscy
i less than a ehamher maid's salary,
That's the secret of the three-year
course uf training for nurses,
These highbrow hospitals know
Ihi'ii- Kiilwlfv t '. ilimi ,.u ..f tw...
ymng woman contemplating the
study of nursing to comb thosi
t wo stall's carefully for a schonl
before sho offers herself to uny
grasping three-year institution at
borne. .
Albumen.
ai times i nave too men ant-
m the n... m.., Kiv,
list r fumls 1 hIioiiM nv.iiJ
"TH
ol ulluniien .' I-.. M. ii.
Answer jy fiieml. I assure
y... ii.at you are imiuiKinir m
.liunicn Is nnrnmlly present in Ihe
ill-hip. Ihn iinlv 111 itilnnl.i ti-iino.
that would not ! discovered i.y
"lillnary lesls. Alliumi-u may be
lU' senl In consideialile iiuantity
accidentally ami without patho-1
logical significance in any case, j
the character of tho food has!
nothing whatever to do with the j
question. Certainly niiik contains!
albumen, but that is no reason
why anyone with albuminuria
should not include mill; In his
to be your own doctor.
l-'lliiny Fliee.
' I enjoy your Jolly talks and
have ninny a good laugh over I
ihem. Your picture wliich 1 sawj
is a gloom chaser. I takel
cold shower every morning, ami
; kci a glorious rcacuon. is o
' beneficial '. Who should take il
i""d whu should mil? Miss I. 1!.
Is benefited by It. 'Ihe pleas-.
ai reliction is ratner a measure
of youthfulnesH.
(Copyright John
tillle Co.)
1 You never kin tell what a coun
try jury, or a delegate that washes
down a hot dog sandwich with
stiawberry pop is goin' t' do. While
ever'buddy appears t' be gittin'
I along, tlmes'll never be what tots
o'folks would call ideal till we have
i easy payment fillin1 stations.
F.
. - - - . . - -
Rippling
Rhymes
- (Br Wall Kim)
INFERIOR EAR8 .
The cundliliile beseeches that
I will come uluiiK ami llsfen to
hla speeches, with all the village
tt'.ronK: but speeches only bore
me, I'd rather read, by Jlnus,
than see a man before me dis
cussing vital things. And so I
say. ".My hearing is strictly on
the bum; my ears are punk, their
Rearlni; has Ioiik ueen out of
plumb." There comes to town a
siiiKer of nation wide renown,
and he's no doubt the brinKer or
loudness to the town; and I um
there invited to hear Ills .;;lad
refrains, until my soul is delight
ed by those majestic strains. Hut
I would rather wind up my
trusty grapliophonc, and stay at
Lome and Krind up sueli records
as 1 uwn. There's nauaht to me
more cheeriiiK than evenlims in
my shack; and so 1 say, "My
heaiiiiK Is bndly out of whack."
The matter thus is ended, I'm
cheerfully excused, and no one
is offended, and no one's heart
is bruised. My friends arc fii'ent
ly worried, I miss so much that's
line; they think I should be hur
tled where doctors stand in line;
if I would place reliance upon
thes doctors' skill, I'd lenrn that
modern science can do and foot
tho bill. My kindly friends as
sure me, Willi voice and also pen,
that scientists could cure me,
and make me hear a'ttiin. And
when I'm heard confessing that
deafness is a boon, a luxury, a
blessing, they thing 1 am n loon.
My neighbors, they are IsolnR to
shows which nro a boro; a rainy
wind Is blowing, and they are
sad and sore. 1 see them tllsup
licaring down the sloppy street,
and bless my crippled hearing,
for life at home is sweet.
Brisbane's Today
(Continued from Page One)
They say Kipling's blood-anil-
thunder composition would not
please the lxird. forgetting some
righting advice that .lehovah gives
to i,(8 chosen people ill' the Old
Testament
One Kipling verse read;
The earth Is full of ail-ner. the
Seas are dark with wrath,
The nations in their harness go
Up against our path
Kre yet we loose the legions,
I Kre yet we draw the blade.
Jehovah of the Thunders, Lord
Ciul ol' Hatlles. aid.
One clergyman says: "That's not
u. a t' lirtstian church ."
!
Yet. if we started, that congreita-
vinclng the post-war crop of young
men that tney snoum go 10 sit in
in trench of mud. while others sans
Mivmns and prayed for them,
j
that he would about fill the bill,
complains that "Hoover and Oov
ernor Smith have nothing to say
for themselves." Possibly they nro
leaving the "savin.;" to tho voters
and to their friends.
Calvin Cooliilge has convinced
llio public, that a man may be
i wisely ecunoinlciil in speech, as 111
I other things.
Our French friends are coming
1 slowly but surely out of their war
1 truubles. Cold is accumulating in 1
! the French treasury by hundreds of I
I millions. And for the first five
months of this year, the treasury's J
tax receipts havo exceeded estl
mates by a billion francs.- This Is j
good news for France and Ihe rest
ol the world. ICach nation Is the i
customer of other nations. Audi
! prosperous customers make good
! business. ;
I
The Weather
Lowest temperature this morn
ing. 14.
Precipitation for 24 hours, end
ing 5 a. m., none.
Ycsterda's weather here: High
est tempera tijrc, 72. Lowest tem
perature yesterday. 52. .Mean tem
pera t ure yesterday, ti2.
Precipitation: Total rainfall
since 1 st ot month, ,"u Inch,
I tumidity yesterday, 5 n. in.,
I
i
Flying "Ain't What Jt Used to Be
KlyiiifcT "ain't what it used tu
be." We look ur Hint flii.ni
eight or nine years ao with rioju
Hart, in a plane that had water
nn thp knee and the ima m.i
ifei-s. It was a windy day.
we missed the roof of St. Mary s
Academy by about six feet. Over
ltuxy Anne there were various air
holes, and we were convinced the
old DeHavilund (or whatever It
was) was determined to kill a few
fault-snaked by dropping on them.
Coming back, with the uir whiz
zing through the old boat s whis
kers and a hard pavement loom
ing a few thousand feet below.
ot u
. ...i.i. h.t,-.s wiiJus well as not if the scenery had
..'..li.-inir i inu-b two-bv-four. a!
tha uie iiltiivf Khiirai'iL!
Kails, all enjoyment of the mag -
nificcnt view afforded l e I n
( llpHeil by the consciousness thai
pray as one might, the law
of
gravity was still working.
and we
Well, finally we lauded
were never so glad to get out orpume nue mau "'-"u,., . .
, i.i.,.. t.. ...... nc. u ib. .t nfi-inl and iwplloi like Hawks. He took
we
clothes basket. However,
thanked our gallant host for
buggy ride, and as soon as
the
our
teeth stopped chattering, wrote an
account of that trip. In which
we admitted we were properly
terrified, but would like to try
again and see if we couldn't do
belter.
Later
a local
we were complimented by
iviator. who said that was
the only near-truthful account of1
a first airplane trip he had ever j
seen. It was the accepted ens-1
tout then, as it Is now, to main-!
tain that air flying Is perfectly1
delightful, and the Initiate only
I'etM'etK ht could not no tin ln
the i.lr all the time. Flying, in j
fact,
many
has produced
liars as politics.
nlmost as
! Hut that was eight or nine years
ago. Yesterday we took our sec
ond flight with It other Medford
citizens, which with the pilot.
Captain Frank Hawks, made the
lucky number of 13. What a dlf-
.lit per cont; VI noon, G2 per cent;
1 5 p. in., r r. per cent.
J Character of day:
I Mil 11 sets today at
Cloudy.
7:4(i p.
Irises tomorrow. 4::i.-i a. m.,
tomorrow, 7:47 p. in.
j t Uises and se;s, computed
' level horizon).
I Koreenst for tonight and
sets
i morrow: Fair tonight and Wed
nesday: normal temperature anl
humidity.
I.. AY ALT 10 1 1 PICK.
, Meteorologist, United States
AVeather ltureau.
We pay a terrible
PENALTY
oft-times from eye neg
lect. 'Tis better to be safe
than sorry.
OUR SLOGAN
Good glasses if you need
thcin, otherwise GOOD
ADVICE.
Dr. Jud Rickert
Optometrist
2l2 E. Main
Travel by Air
i Large 3 -Motored j
Air Ships j
OF THE
j WEST COAST AIR i
j TRANSPORT CO.
! Leave Medford for Portland and
Seattle at 11:15 A. M. every Tues- !
day, Thursday and Saturday,
j To Ban Francisco at 11:00 A. M.
on Mondays, Wednesdays and Frh
! days.
i Fare to Portland 820.0A '
j Fare to San Francisco $30.00
; You will enjoy your trip on this !
ship and save many a tedious hour.
For Information Inquire
HOTEL JACKSON !
' Phone 309
ferem e Just a few yeurs make.
.Not only does tiuch a crowd give
one a (surprising i-eusc. oi security,
but cin-b'Sfd m a roomy rab.ii.
reclining in u wicker eusy chair.
andjwiihotit a jar or even a alifht
swoop, I no I rig "i uvv wie aney
was indeed delightful.
We admit we did not entirely
forget that the law of gravity
never laKcs a a alion, but the
nonchalant in a u n e r in which
:.iiyr A ienderler in front of us.
twirled his watch chain and blink
ed his eyes, removed the appre
hensions we had expected en
tirely. AVe could have playeu
tut-ibroat bridge in that cabin
I
not
been (
enticing, while
one
, eould walk
down the aisle,
; n-a.lity as in n K. P. 1'ulln.an,
ouuoub" v
llyiog am l what it used
i to be. fortunately as lar as t-c
?are concerncu. nen e uy i
'Honolulu, we shall insist upon a
'things as easily as if he were run
ning a gasoline truck on an open
highway easier, in fact, for most
of tha time he had his head turned
toward Hill Allen witting In the
other pilot's seat, who carried
on a. rapid conversation, and at
one time iook ins grip on in'
hand rail to look at the roof of
j the Chevrolet agency, and see if
i everyone m-iow was wuimiik.
Needless to say "Horse" iironi-
ley didn't even know he was up
in the air, so busy was he grind
ing his movie camera through his
open window. liut then " Horse"
nasnt Known ne was up in uie
'. 11 n""-.
Othcr members of tu- "Luckv
111" werq. Heott lJ'.vis. Jackson
County bank: o. O. Alenderfer,
mayor; J. .1. Hklnner, Copco;
Seeley Hull, airport manager;
Oeorge Mules, c.ates Auto com
pany; K. M. Mitchell, local- mana
ger of the Texaco company, and
K. L. Scott of the Daily News.
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