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KOHKHT W. BUHL, Editor
8. HUUITKU HUITH. Manager
An liiir-HMiit Nt-u-apapar
Entered -roi4 l'Uu matter at Med
lord, Oregon, under Act of March . li?9.
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All tanna. ra.li In, lv.n. j fPPntl v.
"K5S?4riS!"iw?"ai j Tl"1''!; are only two men in tbe United States -who, know.
w'Ey uEpul", c'" " ""'""j whether or not, .Mr. Hoover to be the Republican iiiiiiiir.ee and,
m?ilT.'"'H jSiTSTSiSiwI"-!! Hii "oise a..d fury is over, and tbe Watson 1(,id OofK
SVll:Zv!ttJVt:'ZnA ""''r rural elocutionists have run out of word and wind,
IuP,S,'i lot pbiinn "f .pkui di.-!
p.tuh hrntn ar. tho wrt I
Hworn dally ai-eruff rfrmlutfoti for nil
monllia tn. Mug April 1, ID2S, 4fi33
Official paper ol the City of Maiiford.
Official puirr of Jackaon OouDOr.
Advrrtialhff Itrnreacnratlv
U C. UlHiK.NSKN k COM I' ANT
BarFilVi
Smudge Smoke
(i. AVafthliiKtun -Mud dux, the
i-h.noloK.nt hiid a tooth yanked out
Kri. "Duck iHuld Tl) pull tluit (outh
ln-ffpro you know It, hut Ah knew
fd It", narrated MlNtnh Maddux
after the opt sod p.
-Mike Hanloy and buy uf IJuttc
Ci-oek were week-end vlHltorn In
our midst.
The VHllry luta bet'ii KettlnR a
lot of weu t her, hut nothing vio
lent. I..en Curpoiitrr 1h undrrnouth one
f the explorer model straw hutn,
the sumo belnff IlKht, ilurnble, iind
Inverted. Ili-nry M. HtHnley wore
u hat like It when he Invaded the
lonely, fever ami crocodile haunt'
ed African JunKles. (luodlouklun
inovie iiihIch iiImo wear the Hume
type of headgear, when In hot ro
tnuntlo cIlnieN. They generally
huvo It cricked Jauntily over one
ear, butt Len woai'H hln on IiIh
liead, an HtnilRlit tin ti ramrod,
Med ford vh,' UuiiMimilr today.
Our pitcher 1h named Jle.Ht. , It
iul(;ht he otne.
The doi". ronvenllon opens
Tuch. In K Very little luterewt
1h manlfeHted In the affair locally,
out aide of .lone Itarkdull and
Verne Canon, who are democrata.
Dock Hhlnmn of .l'vllle flhtHh
ed n 5(1 year term In that clly last
Sunday.- Hi i;ot no lime fur good
behaviour. Karnn'iH of the Middle Went aro
Vaflamo over the veto of tho Mo
Xnry MM." No coitflaKrallon
nmonK (he iiKrlciilturlatH of HiIh
viilley huH hen reporeid to dale,
Jim (irleve of I'ruripcct and
Dewey Hill bin aide do camp, were
down Fri. to JIiu'h boy, who
flew from Portland In a piano, and
had hie I 'aw on noedh'H pendlnK
hia arrival. The next time the hoy
wanta (o fly, Jim hhjh lie wilt
make him wreKlle St rangier lew
Ih. Tho boy In a Htudenl at lKtJ,
OAC. What ntv)n, If any, are being
taken In thiH valley, to make tho
eale biiueal, July 4.
t'. 'k Awhpole will run for co.
com In the fall, the verdict to this
effect beliiK hroiiKht In late
Thurs. Mr. Atdtpolo for many
ycura lirld u hoK-heftitiK con teat
at ('hrbitmaHtlme. and rtnrlrd new
lyweds off with the bent beef roant
in llicUh-.p, fur the flrt Sunday
dinner, after they net nettled, and
two yearn nun. when urged for the
IrglKlalure herolently Htaled, that
If elected he would not attend.
In order to keep from being
filed on an a plHcer mine, Leon
llnrria ban quit wearing hln !)
pound Kld nugget watch chain.
Brisbane's Today
(Contlnutd from Pig On)
craft Ruhr? How would lio deal
wltli thoae enemy pltnies unless ho
hud piirmlK pintles to send utter
tiieni? -
Mr. Vollvit, who chIIs lilmaulf tho
Saw McHttitth, nays, "Nobllo nnd his
frlcii'tr. luivn HHilpd over tho edKc
ol' tho uorld. Rnrl tlicro is no utte
lookiitK for Ihcin." The oarlh Isn't
liito h fist pinto, you understnad.
'There is n IiIkIi wall around it.
thousands of feet hiKh, hoyond
which tho Lord hap. never scon fit
lo Nisi liitht and sunshine. Tho
dirlglhlo Italia has ullppcd ovor that
wall."
A few centuries mo everybody
would havo said, "that's true."
Fourteen Chinese slrla and llireo
Chinese arhool hoys were enoetilod
at Canton yesterday. They wcro
eonreaspd "Itods."
If tho "Iteils" win next week
W later, they will chop off some
heads that ntn lint red. And so it
Koch. Here the constitution KUar
nntnes free speech, anil wo only
put pooplo III Jail for mi. Vint; what
they think.
I'resltloal lireen of tho American
, Kotloratlon of Uthtir renders a ser
" vice to tho public and lite porters
by avoidiuit A Pullman porter strike.
Ho told tho colored workers on
I'ulltuan curs, "economic conditions
aro unfavorable to tho success of
a ttrlkc." It Is a kooiI IIiIiik to
know when not to tnko action.
HKATTI.i:, June s. (Tl The
entire viIIuko of Klltisnnu, 70 iiiII. h
went of Hit kn. was a niawt of siiiek
i"K ruini today. Jonathan II. Whk
lur. chief r the AltiNka illvlslon
or tho Unllcd KIhIcb bureau of ctlu-
cutlon, wn advised. KraiiUe culls
for aid wore broadcast from the
village by radio last night and sev
eral veueli ruahed to. til aid of
the Vlllnsern.
AFTER THE BAWL IS OVER!
TIIKHIv is a gnit deal of noisy la Ik about f.'liut 1 lie J.ow
den cohorts aiv going to do to SccrcturyMlriover this com
ing wook.
"He will never goV I be miininatimf," cries "fVSndy Watson of
Indiana, "we shall fifcfht to tbe death against I jut !"
"We will j nit a bi,ud in Hoover" is tbe slorun on n North
Dakota ear speeding fl'trough Hie dust lomird 'Klusas City.
Mebbc so, .Mebbe ho J Polities are notoriously line tain, and
. . i :. : ... i i ; ..A
tion. Hut noise and sttiu'p speeches never stampeded a Rcpubli-
H" - .V " ill iinielly make known
. icnare:
Calvin Coolidne, ('resident nil' the Pnitnd fSlatc, and Andy
; Mellon, the venerable, efrieient jmd (,'ently voiceiL .Secretary of
i the Treasury.
I If President Coolidge and .Mr. .Mellon want Secretary Hoover
the nominee, Secretary He
wont. There is the essence of
I sentence.
So unless both of these distiiiguiHhcil inon lutvt; t.baiipd their
miiuls dtiriiiK the past lew dnys. Hoover ijs s errttiin of the
Repuhliean nomination jiow as lu; was six; weekii ao. which
means, in KjmrtinK terms, he is at a least a l'o to one bet.
For Messrs. Mellon and Coolid Mill control that convention
particularly the former. As iV'itnsylvaiiii ocs. so will go
the Kansas City convention.
Watson may rant and Uoff storm, Mrs. It nth "Hanna McC'or
iniek may employ all tlic olitical wiles inhciiteM from her dis
tintfiiiHhed fatlier, but nothing is going to defca't Hoover, unless
('resident Cooliflge and his Secretary of thet Treasury decide
that his defeat is desireable. j
Ho there you aie brethren and sisteru. llf you know that
('resident Coolidge will, under no eircumstaiiees. be
u candidate for reelection, and if you know iSecrctary Mellon
still believes Hoover comes nearer than unynic else to meeting
the demands of this high office, then as far is the outcome is
concerned, the Ik'publiean convention is alreiujtly over.
If you don't know this, then you don't know any more about
tho outcome than we do. And all we know is fthut if Hoover is
not the nominee we will have to buy that distinguished evangel
of iinlitury democracy, Mister Mosc Harkdull, .9 six-dollar hat.
QUILL
Mr. Mellon 's approval of Hoover reminds tis of a man with a
pat hand who likes the pot but who is willing lo be offered fur
ther adventure.
One reason why the old-fashioned jjir
whs beeause by that time she had
Ah we understand it, the NicHi-annan ebi'lion will be held
on the first Tuesday after the first giu'V! ftnwral in .November.
A Pekingese in a small woolly doe; at one end of a ist ritiy
whose oilier end is attached to a No. I! buslmnd.
Correct this sentence: "1 always pull out when a our bonks
to ko by," said he, "and never think mean thoughts about the
driver."
Yon see, under governnieut iiiiiiiagcuieut the Shoals will pro
vide ammunition for soldiers in time of war and for politicians
in time of peace.
If you know bow many generations there aro iu 1!)L'8 years,
you know about how many times souje smart fellows have abol
ished religion.
Hope springs elerlial, and ten million middle-aged people
tried strawberries again this year in the belief that they might
not act that way this time.
The "New Life" says (J. O. P. stands for firaud Oil Party,
ltttt as that one had already been used by the jokesiniths
4;W times, the "new" probably refers to the lnukc-up.
Correct this sentence: "Let's plan a party just for our
selves," said the little fluppers, "and uot have any boys to spoil
it."
When the radio says "Whooee!" in the middle of a political
speech, you eau't tell whether it's static, or just a bored com-meut.
When a hick moves to town,
ing not to give a daru where the
Only those who are tialifird should east, the first stone, but
that doctrine spoils the jury system.
All things are relative, and
conscious righteousness when
lime tho crime was committed.
Correct this sentence: "I've been in three automobile
wrecks," said he, "but I never describe them iu detail."
The new rubber bumpers save the pedestrian's life, but mo
torists may be tempted to play ping pong- with him.
OneSvay to avoid being shocked by the profitable crooked
ness of a board chairman is to own stock in the company.
V'or that malt-r, no man is a
iu wrinkled pajamas.
Ifabit is stroug. Lust night
and thoughtlessly rearhed tip to
MEDFOfRD MXJL
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l,.,,.,l,,., ,..,.1 f i..,:t I,.... ....,.,,
their decisioji.
over will be if lliey don't, be
1his convention .situation in n
POINhTS
irl wvisn't w
on tit eh hip.
ild at 18
a baby
his hardest job consists iu tr;
fire is.
the accused seenm to glow with
he proves he was in jail at the
hero to anybody who sees him
wc hoard a political orator
turn u tlinl when he got silly.
TRIBUNE, MEPFORD,
I'ltlCMDKXT A 1111)1)1, i;
(Continued from Pag One)
; CMiiulijniun fee, rejected by Prcsi.
dent CoolidKC.
KANSAS CITY, June .(jp)
Seven years of controversy over a
qucKtion which has stirred the lie
puhlirnn party as few issues have,
will come to a focus next week
when the national convention un
dertakes lo decide ita position on
farm relief.
A determined lirouji of middle
western farm leaders are here to
press their demands for a declara
tion in the party pliillurm for relief
uionK lines of flint bug-a-hoo of
politics the McNaryllauifen bill.
On the otl.er aide is the administra
tion Willi its more moderate pro
posal for settlcmtint' of tbe p.ob
lem. Ilaek in 'lie post-war days that
reHched into the rum! sections of
the corn he!t when land values
tumbled nnd the cost of llviti.';
Boared, the uiicHtion how the farm
er could be aided in producing- and
marketing his crops with profit
found a nnturnl expression In poli
ties nnd there it has reiunined un
til this day to play a dominant
part In selection of a nominee for
the party.
The problem presented by two
presidential vetoes of a bill de
signed by farm organizations nnd
pushed through congress twice by
their Influence, along with the fail
ure of the administration to produce
any telief acceptable to thoKe in
terests, thus is handed down to
this convention In which tho forces
supporting tho position of Presi
dent Coolidgc still aro determined
to oppose what they regard as rad
ical and nnconstltiilionnl demands.
The presidential candidacy of at
lenst one man is dltoctly concerned
with (lie farm disturbance. He is
Prank O. I.owden who. several
months before President Coolidge
issued his "do not choose" state
ment, received middle-western dele
gallons who were incensed over
the first veto of the MrNar'y-Hau-gen
bill and who asked him to lead
their cause.
The administration plank will
emphatically support tho veto and
annual messages of the president.
It has leen drawn to declare for
"equality for agriculture by reason
able means." and it includes the
frequently stated position of the
president for relief through tiie
strengthening of co-operative mar
keting associations.
Although the administration
forces might lie expected to go
for a farm plank declaring for equal
benefits In the tariff system, hull
sides expect the trouble lo arise
from the leaders' demand for an
exposition in the plank of heir
views of the moiil practical way to
bring those benefits about. That
exposition will so closely ttiiproxl
male tbe MeNnry llallgen hill that
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WASJIINCTO.V, June .()
Temporarily frozen out of tho
: poKtiru-1 limelight because of the
1 republicans and their convenliuh
next week, the deiiiucrula are su
ing ahead without much fus with
plans fur their own (fathering u
fortnight. hence in Huuslun.
; I'ai'ly leaderti ure huping and
IruMiIng there wlli be -cumfurt-Ing
evidence of harmony, once
the bust uf democracy aet to
. gether, but out-cropping uf fac
tlunal bitterness have been caus
'lug them sumo concern.
All types of democrats renu-iu-ber
witli regret the battlo center
ing -uruund the presidential can
i ilidacies of McAdoo and Smith
' wliieii wrecked the Madison
'Square fiarden convention four
years agu. It will not happen
again if tho harmony promoters
'can prevent, and they arc bending
, their efforts to make the Hous
ton convention a real love feast.
WASHINGTON. June 9.
Cireai Britain today notified the
National Aeronautic nMHociation of
tho withdrawal of ita entry in the
international Gordon Uennett bal
loon rare.
hai I
A lovely collection of
nct-dlowork creations, a
Quilled Pillow Patterns
(wool filled)
Dresser Scarfs and Vanity
Sets.
Needle Point Tapestries
CrosB Stitch Rugs
Luncheon Cloths
Towels
Pillow Cases and Bed
Spreads
liaby Sheets and Pillow
Cases
Eahy Dresses and Oer-j
trades '
Rahy Sacques
Baby Quilt Blocks
in fact, everything In
Stamped Goods.
(ilossllla Silk and U. M.
C. Kmhroidery Threads.
A variety of lovely col
ors to choose from.
Haby Layettes finished
nnd semi-finished our spe
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Shop
Phone 702
42 South -Central
Across from Craterlan
Theatre
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Compacts $2.00 up
Diamond Rings $10.00 up
Mesh Bags $3.00 up
Costume Jewelry !..$1.00 up
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