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M. C MOCKSSKN A C'oHI'ANY
OKn-ea tn New York, (,'lm uku, Wrtrnlt,
Ran Kiatuiat'o, l.oe Angt-lea, bt'Ule, I'oit
U..d Ye Smudge Pot
By ArtJiur Vcrry
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'vl:ii:n with v i.o w l: it s
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t i : n 'i's w a i . k 'i 1 1 1 : w i : a 1 1 v
I KW. Will) WKUI-: VOl'Mi ANH
stakwaut in sixty-two,
wiikn tiikv wicnt to thk
WAH AWAY.
Tin: i.itti.i: r,Ki:i:' tknts
A It K HI'II.T tK SOU. AND TIIKV
AH K NOT I.ONC. AN1 TIIKV
AltK NOT ItltOAt), HIT TliK
.SOI.HIKUS it.WK l.oTS OK
KHU.M: AND THK SOI i IS I'AltT
t)K THK KAN'li TIIKV S.Vi:i.
UIII'V 'rill.' I.'I.AC Till'
l.NKMY dakki.v WAVKD. THK
s v m not. ok iioi, k and 1
l tle. l.i ti i.i' u r.r.i j i ..'. i
IS A THINO 1)1 VINK; THi:
I , I TT 1 . 1 : ( IK K K X T 1 0 N T 1 S A
l ' 1 1 NT It Y S HI! HI N W 1 1 Kit K
PATRIOTS KNKKI. AND I ' H A V ;
AND THK HIIAVK M KN I.KKT,
SO OLD, SO KKW. WKHi:
YOKNO AND ST A I -W A HT 1 X
SIXT Y-T W O WHKN TIIKV
WKNT T( I THK WAK AWAY
(Wall .Masnti.)
m in:ts
The t li 1 1 tl and last little member
tf Kits .leltehtrul t lli i h:is had a j
very Kad p.ist. It Iuih I n a
drudce. We are all very nhid for
its rise in lot tune. That onee uly j
diu-kUiiK. th' plain while hand- j
n kt rrhiei'. Is now more than a i
swan. It is an osti Irh. It has
climbed from the duni.eon of the
hip porket into ii plan- In the sun
the breast pocket- -, ai)d took
out happily upon t he passim; i
heeiie, And It Is worthy of inspec- j
tton. It has hand-rolled hens, or
wlilc cohtred hordris. or mtrrmv I
colored borders, or an all-over de- j
slwn. It Is printed in one or iwo.
colors, or has drawn threads run
tiint: thrmmh it of arlous hues.
It cives its owner a Kreal deal of
pleasure and sell' -respect.
On the oilier bund, man s jew- '
elry. which was once riotous and
i;litterlniv. has now become quite
mi hd ued. He has learned that (
massive hunks of no Id 111 ' aot
necessary to his beauty, and with a
fillip has Kivep the holies the cor
ner on the m'Kaw market, (lone
art1 the swell start' pins that used
to work out and stick him in the
1 f oat the diamond horseshoes,
the pear-shaped pearls, the scar
abs. Hone are the hefty watch
chains thai used to swinu weight
ily over bis front bumper, lit their
place there delicately sway chains
of svelte, chaste links, unassum
ingly simple in de.-inn. (iotie are!
the iluus that used to adorn his
H.iKcrs. Oope are Ihe d.is n hen a ;
man w ho was anybody Used to
flash a diamond hie enough to I
choke a cow. The only diamond '
one finds on the masculine paddy
now -inlays beb -UK to uent lemeit of j
1 1n old school. Jewelers, hi, coal j
and oil men from the west, small-j
town bankers. and ex-saloon -
keepers.
line, beftiie we have the little
thtnus ihnt no to make man what
he is today, a won! muM be said
tio the soft collar. It tame timid-
y into the woihl but a few years
iitt. ready to icb-ase him liom the:
bomlae t.t the hand ol laicb that
caused his tongue to hanu out on :
hot days and head of sweat to
stand foi t h upon his l,i ,v . The
lilt le sa lor did nl i eeel e the
boi-teroiis nd n v i i w b el in inn re
iiliton such a- it deserxed. I'.iit t
lit b ntit !i it l eo l i d its I e ai 1 !
ii nd w as adopted. Man not his
first Lisle of dtoppinn tiff Ui sleep. ;
fully dre.-o.ed. uitlioiit bebn; ;i.ik-'
rnetl by a sharp cm ur.der the jaw
v hen his chin fell foi u ai d upon ,
hts bosom. He found he could ,
twist his heck in almost anv dtrec
lion to nl.tt.ee after a piece of
female pulchi itude. w ith.-nt l.i st
pulling it in tun.im; ;t insi.l.
his collar. U piovi'd t be j:re.il
utiiff. l.eMilsr of the -
th.- unlovely rnllar line
ctrcles every imile neck
Adam s apple will one day
eif. to the Joy of senstlKe
wt present man ma .
It.ose htmsilf entirely
tyranny ' f starch.
thoe hours w hen
f(i nial temp. I M
fiW.V.W. Hi.-, M:iy .130 I
It. !:. liivirdmall. for M'rn i'.n''
l.liiNl.al ilii.Mt.ir if tlir Sali-m
Y. M r. A . nan iin'cm'it. .'tf'' -tliv
Soilomler 1. to vi-.bukp In
,onimer.-i.il nit w.uk In IMrtlan.l.
Ilmirilmnn J ftiimi-rly nit cdin.r
of the liotnrliin, rhltiiBO uMli:
llon. ri.nn rneo wanted mt tli
Tribunt oHlc.
THE FINAL DRIVE
( UOKKSSIONAIi iioliftciims
when siipporti'tl hy fat In. Tluiis wiiy tin first ruo of success
ful m.iuijniliiiinii nyniiiKt a j.olit intl miuliilnti is tn throw a NiMiti
uit'iiliil si-iirt into his Niimmrters, just jik the first rule of a sue-
et'Ksful muuipiilation nuuiust a
v;iiv i o its siipptu-tcrs.
The I,iiwdcii IcikIcih hi the prc
niii'd in the business of throwing a scare into the camp of tin
Hoover ticit-jiics. t mi n l iin
revolt iu the .Middle West, led
packless Suupsun, mi invasion nt Kansas ity hy irate
farmers is proclaimed, ihe purpose lieiu to demand a candidate
friendly tit the farmer ami secure the elimiuiitiou of the Secre
tary of I'umiucrci.
If political actions l).v oranixed protips were controlled hy
facts, rather tlnin ly fears, this pitchfork army business would
not jret to first base. Tor everyone knows this McNary-IIauen
bill was never desi'nied to irive the farmer relief, but merely
(fet his votes.
If the members of Congress had not known the 1'resident
would ccrlainlv veto the measure, as it were drawn, the bill
j would never have passed either the Senate or House.
I The best evidence that a majority of the farm-lovers were
(not sincere iu this farm-subsidy crusade is the fact that when
j President told them he would siuru the McXary-I lauycn bill with
i out the eipuiliation fee provision, they made no effort to eliuii-
nate il. More than that, I hey
relief bill the President would
The plain truth is, they
bill passed, and the futlitv of
maud laid
hum) a M"ld brick to the discontented farmer, and have the
President step in and prevent the swindle, while they could wail
about how much they would have done for ihe horny hand of
toil if only the wicked and unsympathetic chief executive had
not prevented it.
We do not mean to say none of the supporters of the Mc-N'nry
bill was sinuere. There was a minority which no doubt hohestlv
believed the farmers could lift themselves by their fiiuineial
boot straps laud amouir them no doubt, was Senator MeNary
himself. Hut the majority behind this measure did not believe
( it. ami I heir support was not
fn niier bu t th
poll
ical benefit
This is the true psychology
opinion. Hut what is true, and
I
are two verv (luleretit matters,
drive against- 1 Louver from now until the opening of the Kansas
City convention may be far more effective than the actual eir
cuiusianccs justify.
.lust how effective, only time can tell. Hut one tiling is cer
tain, from the standpoint of Ihe political imponderable the sii-
j preme crisis in the Hoover campaign has been reached. nether
j or not it is successfully overcome will depend upon how suc
cessful the Hoover leaders will be in overcoming the proverbial
i timidity of the professional politicians.
QUILL
The world improves,
e in v nlove."
You no
A kiss isn."t worth much these days,
luetoihe fact that it's bard to net.
Tf doers really think,
tliey think of laws tluil
piys need it.
Aineriennism : Huyinu on
U, , , , , . , ,
ic Jippiirent wciilth ot others who buy on credit to make a show,
r i ,, i - i i I'll i ii ..
oircui irtuuill lf 1IIC lllgll
that it's luird to reticli.
Its
ThcvY,
ensy to distinguish "middle class' Amerieans in
the ones who aren't afraid to come home.
Our ycarninp; to ort the other fellow's viewpoint doesn't in
'hble a desire to see how the ocean looks to it seagull.
The more we study other methods of
We believe in prayer.
Companionate version
it there s no trouble the
marriaue begins.
amateur gardener will
What about blisters'
. 'iii'ii siiiiuriirr hiii linn rail IMirs III.' Ollsli'st I null's i.r u.l jiim l.fiaa-e you imasmr i oir.piainlntr. "I am tvinc finr-!
tn lili.se." W'lliil iili.illl lilistel-s.' I" ''lav !' ' ''""dint." it you will trai-seil " It lurllf il out ( Lo iniile
1 ti.-n.l a siampoil . nv.-lnpe l.'aiiuu a riinspiciioiu; "siile ;r.u-!;."
Tli.. ..I.I it.,, li.. ..r... : i 1 ti .. hoi., th rnn.ln.at...n hal.it I u-.ll ile.-P.niMi '' .. l'riliHr v when twtm f.r the fete. .V ,..1'..,..,' i !' lttvQS M
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.... i i i ' i ' ' j mall von iiwnivtii.M. f..r r.u .f. I-. Hanlllli; was tct.al. H.lil he uc-, " was annount-iMl at Moluiai s ll(lM .,.is (.n t,im. I.. I.,.l,.,l lu.illi .
11 1'ii.iiise uil'J llliillli; illiiilll II liss. , ,ii. Ii.iImI H vim ilo net mv eelHeil he mollM lie rresii!etlt now. I avspiul'Iy ly .1. A. f'linr. lull, pri-'l- Ihm-i ,. Kly-T..;;.
THE NEBBS The Fresh Guy By SOL HESS q
MOW ABOUT A &TKLL IKJ TME OLD V PROM SOMPPLCE . NOO COOLDMT t ? y TCtEO TO DATE itt-. M.U wi)QLO SUOOUD BE. PLATTECE-D I S
I I MOOM LISH1 a 1 IMAblWfc 1Mb S ArFOTO TO COin?OM'5e ''uee UO AMD SWE iui. s..- T JWITU WIS ATTEMTIOM . IT TOOK. i
! 1 MCOU IS AJASTIMvi A LOT OF J I ftv OE.IKH3 3C&sl "O MVCOMPAMJ RiPPEO MC U .JITM pu-'T 5 TO . 1 r-W KiO TO POT Mi OACIC HO
J EFTOfZT Okj Tmi& -IXA(i STOP V Ik ;o feO OUT AsjO .iSive TME J) A rLoCt OP" S.AI2CASms SwE wa SOCM j stock. V WJOULO &rsJE 10 vEARS
V mooio a -rteeAT all bv I .vajmo&e &al me7 Vp3 oud&emcwt.J "cpr MW Ll(e lF touuo i-iasE i
" T" Illl T r""- - , ASJD TMEM SLAPPED HIS
I.ui-.. u V Tv - . I T r - I - . . K : I : r L ILil w-' r W 1-. HI
Mall I O.NWk. Al TV SJk 1 ew-lk CV 7" .-feSi 1 A.S V?1'ir ' ' f p.i r. l ; 2"T:
AGAINST HOOVER
mill Ktock liriikers (ire notm-i-
stuck is to throw a sentimental '
j
- con vention eampniii lire now ,
iniii uiK'-ni.uuii-u .u i.ui
hy the spiritual successors nt 1
made no effort to devise a farm
siun.
idn't want the IcNfiry-Ilaiifrcn
their scheme of overcomiii'' the
bare. They merely wanted to
for the material benefit of tin
of then(selves.
of the MVNary measure, in our
what may be politically effective,
und. because ot this lad. the
'.I ,
POINTS
longer hear people say: "Kx
The diamond s value is
it would he interest ing to know whnt
muzzle everyhody because n I'ew touiih
ereilit lo nmke
ii
show envvintr
i aiMllll Illl Mll Call Sll KM' 11 IS
Paris,
M trainhi-;, the more
Needles and pins, net
dies and pim :
find radishes ihe easio
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BEADY, M. D.
Fi fried lttf pertaltdtif to personal health and hytfene. not to dMeaae diagnoalt or
treatment, will be anawered by lit. Brady tl a itimH. Mlf-addrrd envelop ia rnrluaed.
Lettrra aiiould l 1"'' d wrtttea lb Uik. Owuf to tlie large number of letiera re
ceived, ooly a taw can be anawered hrre. No reply can be niada to qurtid not conform
loa; Co irtatructlona, Addrraa Vt. William Brady, in cart of Una oewapapar.
tnr. pa. taijv to r
Pour Mrs. Mucltuttled, wo'll caliijou have thr contiuiiion luilU I
v, Willi's to icll m her lu-arl is, ran civc you no advli-p. Ho not send
bout lirol;'n ov-r h-r nnn. ncil 1 0 '
I....- .li.I.,.nH
fu, tnin. -he huy hati )M-en smnlt
inr cii-'iirftj. Shi
has k t r u k K 1 e l
with him antt thii
awful Kin, n u d
they an both
t!l( ouraKfii. Tito
yininB men Is o
linr a:oul it, loo.
for Iu- tries hard
in nvx aloiin with-
out a smoke, but
alas, on hi way
to and from school some nt the
j smart ah-ck are sure to offer him
1 : smoke nnd there you nrel What
lean a man do against odds like
(that? Why. the brave lad even
I declares his willingness to take
! anything to help him quit smoking.
St poor Mrs. von Sweatier in des
peration writes to ask what the
i pour darling shall take.
1 am not t-'oin to divulge here
i what I prescribed for this case. I
merely hu jested that if Mrs. De
Switch less did not feel competent
In administer ihe irentment herself,
she miuhi call In some ablebodb d
friend to mIvp It. Of course the
patient fiiutd not refuse to take it.
He had already pri'inlseil to la lie
anything, n nd the remedy I pre
scribed is, I believe, the very Inst
in the world for such easts. Tin
only reason why I refrain from
specifying the remedy ami the dose I
1st that bitter experience has louhi '
rue wisdom. I
This cast illuNtrnies n situation.!
It is a sorry siiuaiion to which tin
world has come. This mother doe
not com ma nd, but be's nr pleads
widi her son to refrain from his
indulKenee. I say not hint; about
Ihe effects of Him hoy's Indulgence
upon his physical, mental ami mor
al health. So far as ihe ludiih:
enee is concerned il loii;ht as Well
he chewliu; until or whisilfue.. Il
Is enough that mother desires sou
in refrain from the thlnu. if son
had any decency, manhood or mor
al character In him he would re
frain merely because m u 1 hi y
wishes It. That Is no balonev,
either.
lint what does this whipper
snapper do".' He patronizes his
mother. He shows more respeei
for the smart alecks who offer him
a fai; than he can muster for bis
own mother. This calls for my
remedy, I say, hut the horde of
near psycholuniMs, lamely eM.
you UK- ladies who have mastered
the subject In two years of Inten
sive sociological work, say the boy
doubtless has complexes. obs. s
sinns. faulty home atmosphere, and
everything, and requires some
chaiiKe in his fixations and so on.
These child traininn snarks who
i.el(ioiti have chitdren of their own
unanimously prefer the attitude
the boys in the fable preferred.
The hoys had had many ' tulklnus
to" by tlad. and thiim ran abni
smoothly on this basis until one
ilay they perpetrated some li Mi
nus offense, and this time tlad roll
ed tip his sleeves and s-eleeted a
y tin in; sailinn and mad-- a d.ie
with the nilprits in the woodshe-l.
Then they pleaded hard, "Oh. pa.
pa. talk to us like ymi used to!'
! '
It. may be that tills mother failed
exact a solemn pledge from th"
boy against indulgence in tobacco
or alcohol whele he Is under
Kvery mother should exacT th.it
pledge from every boy and every
girl, nowadays. If the hoy or girl
; i mane oi Kootl sum ue or silt1
i wm plt.(Kt. ;,na k,.tlI1 it
jand after 1! 1 such boy or girl w ill
realize that he or she was miuhty
lucky
! that.
to have had a mother lik
OCKSTIONS AND ANSYYI'ttS
White Ilreail K (hmm! WmhI.
Please give me a diet for the re
lief of constipation. 1 eat no win e
bread, no pastry, meat once a day.
just two . . . still I am dread
fully constipated. . . , Mrs.
j:. M.
Answer Perhaps your dietary
restrictions are partly r. .-poii.-iohv
Y Ifjte bread is not constipating,
nor is pastry, nor is meat. Aide
from takim; plenty of these whole
some foods, you should endea or
to include a variety of frch vi te
tanies ;;r.d grcer. in iur diet, and
sucli fruit-- as the xas-.n and your
la-te may sugt:et. it uu.illy
i.tiwi-e tt avoid thi- uv that item
of noil jut because you imagine
it iiay be "hind nit." f you will
send a stamped t nvelope beaiinu
our ittdii'ss ami mention that you
have the eon-o ipat -n h:il.u ! Will
mall yon instruct ion- fr e.u ret t
uij: the habit If you do ret My
t;iM,. may sU!:i:..t. It Is ummUv Uoeve!t. His fa!h.-r acctpteii l!le , l'" -'iu.-at:n r.-;nmi " ' Klv-Tux i: U a vr-rv simi.l.'. .-..m-
li.nir a.KHi'sM nm m.-nllon l i.nl vr.11 . l.ov.'riHir l.nMilt!! IS n:hii io llfle.
s s vor rsi:i to.
c -1;piinKs. -
Tl... II...! I'.. i... .. Wtf .... t I....
nave three spli-ndid kids and
they wish to wear tennis fdiucs
li iinviis upiiers, ruhhrr soles hut
a relative insists that the ruhber
noles are injurious to the feet.
c:minj; offensive swentiiiK and
Inicr in life other dire things.
Ir. I!. U. :.
Answer Shoes or that kind may
make the feet sweat more or les
than usual, but do not cause offen-
Hive sweating, and so far as we
know, they cause no bail results
at all. I.el the kills have a uuod
time while they're youiiH. Crand
ma will worry anyway.
Can't Happen.
One of my sisters say a a iierson
can n'et tuberculosis from riding n
motorcycle und the other sister
says they can't. So 1 ain hophi','
you will settle the ipieslion. H. 1.
Ik
Answer I really out; lit to know
whi h sister is the better looking.
Hill, but I'll bet I pick the mnn
looking one just by intuition. A
person can' I possibly j;et tubercu
losis from ridim; a motorcycle,
tCopyriuht, John K. Dille Cu.)
nveinsp married woman j afternoon. May 2.1. in Lithla Park
much leisure that tlier's; by students of the Southern Ore
ese for her t do hut rr-igon Normal.
has so
not bin'
Vent, unlets
t ai ds. It's
sho likes t' jilavj The beautiful, natural aniphi
ihotit time nature ' theater of the park afforded a
w u. profit I u' hy a few of her
mi-takes, fee ihul.arh nearly tilhi
rollers too cloe on th' heels o nil;
i It vl-isitmles o winter
Brisbane's Today
(Continued from Paffo One)
' ItKUKl-- ACT WDIiKS K1XK. IT
'HS HIT THK KOADS ON
TI1KIH PI'KT AND A LI TliK
KAKMlXli TrtKY HAVK TO DO
IS OCCASIONALLY TO KA1SK
i THK (iATKS."
i f-f
! Henry Kurd says, "What's the
i use of t a lkinir about anv limit to
I'niU'd States develomiem.'.'
"l for one, can scarcely see more
than a beginning here and there."
That's how healthy business
minds feel about it.
.lames Speer puts it briefly:
" Prosperity is our NORMAL
CONDITION', nothing will intertere
with it but foolishness."
American gold is going to Europe
rapidly. If we are too careless our
large supplies will drift across the
i Aater.
Umdon is drawing gold STKAD-
I IKY. which puts up Hritish ex-of the queen.
I change. The auk of France has j Two little girls. Mary Smith ami
added s:2i"Ml.'i',o in gold to its re- j ;wendo'. n Wenner, strewed fluw-
' serve this year. je:s lu-fore the queen.
In addition. Americans traveling, Dames by P.obin Hood and his
: nhroad leave a vliousand millions a men. dance of the hobbyhorses.
.year in gold money behind them. . ,iance of the milk maid, dance of
' We heiied out foreign iriends to;thu. shepherd and shepherdess
finance their big war and now we j W,.1V p,von as special numbers,
are helping them recover from it. . Th), villagers have three lolk
Whom would you sac-:est for
Virt li-di.l.nf nf tlie llenllhH.
ticket- How would von c.i about I
selecting him '
New York's
league suggest
Koo-icvelt. His
ice Pre-idenc
lle.siliess Men's
Colonel Theodore
father accepted the
i against hi; will.
Rippling
Rhymes
itty Walt kMoal
TIMK TO OUT.
Jahe;t Jones was sane and
thrifty, and acquired an ample
store; when his yeaix had num
bered fifty, he remarked, "I'll
toil no more.' I've a goodly
package salted, I have coupons
1 i an shear, and I think it time
I haited in my strenuous ca
reer. J am tired of scrutchinif
Ki'avel, I am tired of hoardim;
dime,; I have always wished
to travel in tiie far-off storied
clinics. Through the years 1
have been wishing for a chance
to tuke a pole und a Jug and
go a-fishing in some deep, trout
haunted hole. Now I find my
whiskers graying, I have spent
my years in toil, and I II spend
the balance playing on th
rules laid down by Movie." Ho
he left us with his nieces and
his aunts and other kin. loaded
down with silver pieces, keen lo
blow the money in. And wo
envied him at parting, we wlu
must remain behind, hearing
burdens, sigh I n g, smarting,
Mitking to the beastly grind.
He'd be seeing foreign places,
sailing over silver seas, while,
to feed our children's faces,
we'd he selling prunes and
cheese. He'd be seeing kings
and princes while we stayed
at home and toiled, sorting
out the moldy quinces from the
ones that weren't spoiled. We
beheld him on returning from
the lands of (ireek and Turk,
and we found him " full of
yearning for n chance to get
to work. "I have had enough
vacation for perhaps a thousand
years; work's the only recrea
tion." Jahez murmured through
his tears. "1 will leave diver
sions dizzy to the pampered,
stall-fed oaf; j am happy whe.t
I'm busy, J am wretched when
I loaf. Idling Is no fit voca
tion for the modern race of
men; 1 will run a filling sta
tion, ami be happy once again."
NORMAL NOTES
i soi THKitx onto ; ox nor-
MAU May ZSS. Over 1 aim people
J witnessed the second annual May
day fete, which was given Kriday
ov
fair
ly setting for the colorful af- j
The weather was ideal. .
t'arl I'.osw
11 l.i .. e..iLin I.I.L.I- 1
( ... .t n
and white costume, acted as pro- j
I !oguist and announced each dance ;
,i,mI snB-
i-.i;yptian worship of the pun
dance of the sun and dance of
; the spirits of spring, were in
cluded in the first group of
'dancers. The girls all wore cos
tumes of colors symbolic types.
; The symbolic Celtic procession
I by the worshippers of fir. and
!the dance of the flames in fire
! like costumes comprised the sec
i ond group.
The entrance of Maid Marion.)
(her attendants, the villagers, Kohin :
I Hood and his men. the milk j
j maids, hobbyhorses and chorus j
followed the second saga by the ,
prologuist. j
' Parbara P.rown and Marie Da -1
j vies, dressed in gorgeous yellow i
i costumes of the middle ages, acted;
i:is heraids before Maid Marian;
! (Julia KakirO who wore a cos- ;
tume of royal purple. Kldora '
jDamewood, Margaret Dosi. Lu- ;
i cille Wilson and Helen Lyons at
! tended the queen. They wore t
j costumes similar to that of the '
S queen. The dances and songs
'were given in front of the throne
dano"-
.Muili eredit
due Nt'.s.- Hum
VlH,or for sP5em,i
direction
of the Normal school orchestra,
whi h a.'i o:v.i..tr.i(il the dancers.
Mis. D. Virginia Hales, of the
phy-t-i-ni edii.ation department 't
the Normal, tl:rect-d the dancers.
Miss I.eona C. Mursters trained
ihe excel! nt girts" chorus. .'di-s
P.e itri. e Hall nnd Miss Marion
Ady degn-i the beautiful cos
tumi s f.lr Ihe fete.
It was announced at Monday s
assembly .y j. . Chur- hill, prcl-
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San Antonio, Tex., is to bo host to the biennial convention of
the General Federation of Women's Clubs, May 28-June 7. Mrs.
John Dickinson Sherman, Washington, D. C, retiring; president, will
preside over the reetinfrs. The local program chairman for the bi
ennial is Mrs. Maggie W. Barry, College Station, Tex., federation
chairman of the American home department. She will be in charge
of an exhibit showing the evolution of home equipment. Mrs. R. II.
Russell, also of San Antonio, represents the Old Trail Drivers' As
sociation in the "Play Day" entertainment for the meet.'. Mrs. Wil
liam F. Blackman, Orlando; Fla., chairmen of the department of
education of the federation, and Mrs. Walter McKab Miller, New
York, chairman of the public welfare department, will have promi.
nent parts in the program,
dent of the Normal, that schedul
ing tor students wishing to attend
the summer school would start
this week. The summer session
promises to be of unusual inter
est. A number of I'nion county
students, as well as experienced
teachers from all. over the slate
have already registered. S' vera I
new instructors have been secured
In aid in the summer work. The
school Is offering a number of
new and interesting courses to
summer students.
Th(1 hikimr lul
of the Normal
.1 u-kson Hot
afternoon for
. .
plan to niii" io
t)rjr,cs Tuesdav
a SWim and a picnic dinner.
Helen Lyons, president of
Helen Lyons, president ot the
student body, annotiii'-ed a stu
: dent body meeting for Tuesday
morning.
The Longfellow quartette enter
jtaint-d the students at last Ciiday's
i assembly with a number of splen
did sonus. The men composing
the quartette are
W. M. Wright. J
: O. M. Frost.
I Mr. and Mrs.
! b.-o-her and Miss
J. 1 1. M.-O-e.
-. McCoy -ind
Karl Uaninier
Dorothy Pane s
of tlrants I
; day fete in
ss attended the May
Lithia j.ark. Friday
afternoon. Miss Margaret Ham
merb.o her. astiub-nt at the No: -mal.
returned to (irants I'.iss with
her parens for the week-end.
W. C Howard and family stop
pel la'-t Mor.d;.y in Ashland t-
visit v. iih his daughter. Mi-- Wit
ma HowaiJ. who i.- a sirtbnt at
the Normal. Mr. Howard is prin
cipal of the LaPine school nt
LaPine. Oron.
The weddinir of Miss rir.ir
Ooyette a-cd Clay Sugg was sr I
em noted last Tustlay evening. May
22. at the home of Pev. If. V.
Mitclvlmorc. Mr. Su is a .-eninr
.,. S'-ethrn fi-CLt'H Normal.
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Kly-Tox i; is a vr-rv simple, easy
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ln-tiluie of Iiit'.ustria! Pesearcb
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for kiiliiii: ALL liou.
hold ins- els on due labeled buttles,
lnsi-t on Kly-Tor;.
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