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Oftlcea In New York. Chicago, Uetrolt,
San rrandaoo, Loe Angeles, Beattle, 1ntV
Ye Smudge Pot
Br Arthur Perry
This 1b "no' Klliil t" Anlm.ils"
ueik. Two men will piobuhly lie.
luuiKfil at Sulem Friday.
In the iieiKlil'i'il'""1' of 100
sons went to I'urtlitnil tlio
KBpee last nlKht. It the first
time 88 of the lot have (rune any
placo except In mi automobile
Blneo the J'liHt Buttle of tho
Manic.
WHY ;flll,S A It IS I I'l'ISH
(Kcl Hone Montlily)
A gill lately tohl me lhat
for months bIio will have no
beau: but as noon as one ap
pears, two or three others
show up. And usually the
three oi four wrannle with
eaeh other, n net nil quit.
riKST WIHHCJtACK UK T II 10
W1010K It UBed to bo a mull was
reiiKonably sure when a womun
wnn dressed to kill, but nowailays
she's liable to shoot In any attire.
(Hultlmore Klin.)
The American Music noddy
uiKUt-H, und riKhtly that tno many
innatcum uro tackllnR cIuhhIciiI
nuiuherH, to tho ilutrlmcnt of tho
cIiikhIl'H, and i-qhuUIiik In a "imhllc
KUKpk'Ion of tho hoauty aixl the
charm of tho cIukhIoh." A romody
fur th.8 Hituattun Ih Houuht. Thoio
Kcon.8 tt he none, uk tho uvoihko
muniolan will Invariably nHnall a
Holoctitm thoy cannut play In Hpito
of Awhland and hlh wntor. HhiK
oi'H are Just a InoniiHidorato, aw
they doto on KruhiiiiK and miuonl
lnic thrtniKh a numhor com nnHod
by un oht ntatcr. whon it IuihiIom
tlirm to properly execute "Tho .Old
(iruy Mart-." It Ih not known what
the A. M. H. in k1mk to do about
it, but the way to tUnp It, Ih to
never start it.
VteaH are beliiK resist orod for
VfileiH to vote at the primary.
Thin k u neodtoHH waste of per
fectly Rood wind, and mtiKHtiiK up
uf white paper, uh I he iutolliKeiit
voter luts tjumuttilui; elao lu du
on election day.
N'UVKIl MIND!
(Cooh Itaj TinicM)
FOH HUNT Very warm
Kent Ionian' room. (J un run
tee to keep him In hot
water.
AutoititH have ceuncd koIuk thw
by KchoulhoiiHOK, to obey the 'Wo
rovcro turiiH" ihIkiim.
Aueut the At Ian tic flyoiH who
failed to cum ni it mik-ldo, It in
ptetiHunt lo b'ni ii lhat the Ii IhIi
miin aboai'4l, Ih en route In a relief
plane, for npuro pur In instead of
the first t ruck ul the rich financial
reward, uh many minperted.
Salt Utko City. April 2. fl)
Seven hih tioluml biyn were tle-
tained by the police last nlKht for
carryinK outicoaled weapons. The
pltitolH w ore conflMcated. t I'i-omh
iJlspalch.) SludyltiK trlKtioruom
etry.
AlllflTltl.V
: Allilltiolt Im a hallily way of le-
- terinlnlliK li!'W tuuch you have itot.
Just as HUhlraetlon Ih a way ol'
i tli'terminiiiK what you haven't got.
jty the laws of aibllllon It Is com-
nionly uBsumi'il that iwu autl two
innkeB four, bin anyone who has
ever trietl to add up u eolillnn of
' flKUi'es knoWH lhat tiH often att not
it makes five or something eltse.
' indeed, the more some of ub aibl
' tho more we lire eonvlueed that
. the rules are decidedly urhilrary.
(lenerutty speakltiK. addition it
self Is not till unpleasant patdtmc.
. In fact, It Is quite exhllarutlliK tu
run tip u column of flKUies.
Unfortunately some one evolved
' tho Idea that udilltlon should be
uecurute, which has taken all the
poetry out of It. Instead of coliiu
forever forward there must be a
continual returnlnB to scratch, re
trac'InK "f steps and so on thai In
most annoying. Nor Is there any
scope for individuality. The most
original answer Is discarded for
thut upon which the majority
agree. Personal Initiative, is too
frequently associated with dls
ugrccable things like shortageB.
As a rule, men take more kindly
to addition than women do. II Is,
therefore, the Irony of fato that
whllo men's every-day purchases
are usually flRtlred In fives anil
tens, women's lend toward ninety
nine cents and a ilollar-nlnety-elghts.
Strange that hi figuring
upon bargains women do not con
sider the rout to them In mental
strain. ( Kxchange. )
J. J. Ilucliler left for Klamath
!!!? u ivwKliivM Oils iwrwiua
IT WILL BE A TERRIBLE CAMPAIGN
WITH Al Smith ' jiniiiinution j)raeti:ully certain, t-vcrj-one
niitrht us well prepare for a terrible shitm battle; this fall.
I'iiIcnh all sinus fail, two issues, which have nothing what
ever to do wilh the Presidency, will overshadow all others.
One will he religion, and the other' prohibition. The (rreatly
revered Constitution places both of these issues! outside, of presi
dential control, but before a political cuuipaitcn what is a little
tliinir lilie 1 lie Constitution!
Al Smith's election could no more make thiM country wet
than it could make it a "serf to Home."
Nevertheless this will be the "alar-inn" from all the Repub
lican ramparts, and the charges will be repented so often that
before flection day comes tirouud, a Krcat many people will
believe them.
This is one of our chief objections to the .nomination of
(iovcruor Smith. All the noise and fury of the lute lamented
Klaii lioom will be revived, nood neighbors will he on the war
pat h HKuiu, old friends will become cstraiiKcd, and not I)!) people
out of one hundred thousand will heep their heads. '
In short, the campaign will be one irrand and glorious emo
tional debauch, with more nonsense tulked and printed than
perhaps ever before which is saying a jireat deal.
As a result the valid charges that could be made against Al
Smith as President will be entirely overlooked. These cliarpcs
are, first, his close association with TiWiiiiany Hall; and, sec
ond, his provincialism his lack of exiW'riencc in and knowl
edge of, jiffairs and conditions
Al Smith was born anil has
school. His personal honesty
fact remains tlial if elected President he wiudd be entirely sur
rounded by practical politicians of the Tammany type men
like the Into Charley .Murphy of New York, TiiKgart of Indiana,
and Itrennan of Illinois.
In such an atmosphere, and with such political creditors to
pay, the extension of the Tammany "spoils" .system throughout
the country would be inevitable and, from the standpoint of
desirable government, disastrous.
In striking contrast to a man like Hoover, ' for 'example,
(iovcruor Smith is woefully ignorant of conditions in the
western part of this country and conditions abroad, both in
Kurope and the Orient.' He is peculiarly a product of the "side
walks of New York," and while his good intentions and honesty
can be safely assumed, his provincialism would be a serious
handicap to intelligent anil successful administration.
llccause of the inflammable nature of the religious and
liquor issues, however, these more important defects will prob
ably never be considered in the approaching campaign.
"Rum and Koiiianisin" will be the 'watchwords, and every
thing else will be lost in the shuffle of the primitive, but irrele
vant, passions.
QUILL
If his religion malu's him luile those who don't nreo wilh
him. it's a good religion to lut ulom.
Lilterty houtls must Im astonished when they' observe the
hind ol democniey they nuide the world sale lor.
How enn ii strnner pick out the prominent citizens, now
thut tfohMieiulcd eiines nre out of style?
Kvery town Inis jit least one family that leads the commu
nity in utmost everything except debt paying.
You can find a tooth paste
anything except, gullibility.
A husband is a man who bids
because his wife's hand doesn't
The hitch in saving for a
wash it away.
Nations once simplified matters by revealing their war aims.
Now if they'd only announce, their peace aims.
If ever you spcaU with spirits, ask one of the early settlers
what, he thinks of maseulioi pajamas decorated with flowers
and birdies.
Americanism ; Ridiculing the yny trappings of royuity;,
feeling important in a lodge uniform. j
Many n man thinks he's tolerant when he is list ton shallow
to develop a conviction.
Sport model ; A enr that costs $SIm more leeanse it is cov
ered with ifi.ti.") worth of nickel.
Correct this sentence: "If Sinclair should offer a contribu
tion this year," said the politician, "it would lie rcl'ilsed."
THE NEBBS A Raise
TU1WG6 CvBC LOOKiWC.
WERE , NE8B. NtX)
VO GC DOING A MICE.
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I S. Sr Jrf
ft fTTDFOTtP nrATTj
outside of New York.
been bred in the Tammany
may be beyosul question, but the
POINTS
recommended to eure almost
four spades and feels ofl'eudc
help him any.
rainy day is that a flood may
Just Why Not?
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TRTBTjyn; MFDFOT?T),
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BEADY, M. D.
SifiwMi letter pert a in 1 1 ig to prmonal health itid hyirltMie, not to dlfM dlgnoafg or
trfit iiu'iit, will Ins Mtiiwertvi by l)r. Hrmly If a stumped, Ml(-alilreisrtl envelope i enclooed.
Lrttt-ni ftlioiud b brirf aiid written im ink. Ouring lo Uie Urge number ol letters re
criif-tJ, only few van t unnwert-d htra. No reply ran b mi to querie not conform
ing to intrmtion, AddreM lr. Will in m Iirady, in crt of Una nvwupaper.
T1IK !UK Mil: OF 11)28
Your own puMlc health depnrt-1 nhuuM auk for it, reKaitllena of the
mt-ut Ih IurKlly rewijonnllile fur Home fortune Nome one ole Ih willing'
of the moMt Kt-rlouH ettidfiiiicti ut to iit-ml for Huincthint,', and in-m'nrli-t
fi'ver, meafleM and dlph-, vUm a nopt-rly Btumped mid uti
theriu thut hreuk out anions school drebm-U tiivflope to curry the ad-
your constituted authorities take In i N. C. IS.
reference to the spread of infection1 Answer - In the sumu. breath I
in the curly stage of tho epirnedfe. ! endeavored to make It clear that
Here is a current Instum e of the. the treatment of chronic rhinitis'
unsanitary influence of this malad-;iH not a cut and dried uffulr. hut
ministration of public health. In -must be adapted to suit the lndi
a public school of an eastern city vidual condition the physician finds
where both medical school inspec-1 when he examines the nose and
Hon and school nurHus are provided ; throat. Jt is surely a bootless busi-j
under the control of the health de-n,' tryiiiK this and thut nostrum;
partmenta a child came to school!
with an alleged "head cold." The
teacher noticed that the child's
eyes were red and irritated, too,
and being a fairly intelligent per
son, though young and unsophis
ticated in the tricks of the trade,
she sent the child to the principal
to obtain consent to excuse the
child from school. The principal.
being old and experienced and!
anxious to avoid friction" with! infection to development of illness);
parents and all that sort of thlng.l1'1 mump from one to three;
sent the youngster back lo the dassi weeks. Oo one should unneces
room, pooh-poohed tho teacher's narily remain in close contact with
anxiety, assured her tdm was n-lmM'P- whether he believes he.
experienced and Incapable of
ognlzlng measles, and went Ills way
Within the next few days this child
was down with measles, and nbout
lu or II of his classmates, seated
near him fn the school room, quick
ly followed.
The Ignorance and selfishness of
the principal In this Instance are
about equally deplorable, and both
must be credited mainly to the al
titude of the local health author
ities. The principal doubtless ban
plenty of troubles to Iron out and
remedy, without adding the Ire of
resentment of selfish and Ignorant
patents the kind of parents that
resent the exclusion of a child from
school on mero suspicion of com
municable discusc, especially when
nothing very serious develops after
all. E Hit I maintain that If the
local health authorities took the
right attitude and had the moral
courage lo teach what evory sani
tarian knows should bo taught the
public about the prevention of these
epidemics, there would be no oc
casion for such selfish pess and
such fatal negligence on the putt
of the school authorities.
Of course the teaching I refer to
is just this: That for all prac
ticiil purposes there is no such
thing as non-communicable "cold.V
There must be an inflexible l ule
or regulation excluding from the
class room every teacher and every
pupil who purports to have any
such "cold." The health authori
ties know that this is absolutely j
sound practice, and sometimes in j
unguarded moments they even ad-i
mlt It and try to apologize fnr their
vacillation by saying the public i
not yet ready Cor strict quarantine
of the much too common unidenti
fied respiratory Infections. liven
so, Is the health department justi
fied in aiding and abetting school
principals or others In cultivating
epidemics of measles? Is not the
constituted public health authority
responsible for such e p I d e m i c s
when it. fails to Impress upon the)
principals or other school people
the hcinoiisncsH of permitting a
pupil or teacher with any such Ill
ness to remain in school?
OTKNTIOXK am .swi:its
The To Italloou Hursts.
Not lung ago a man wrote and
told you about
beginning bald I
spot. He uld he would be willing
to pay a lot of money for Informa
tion that you might give him- to
herp keep his hair
Answer Yes, yes? (Jo on.
Well. I am lu the same boat. I
think, only I a moot bald yet my
hair Is just beginning to gel thin
top. I am onlv 31 vears ohl!lnM0 appeared to be only a very
and my father and two older hioth- effective messenger for the law
ers have alt their hair, inclosed ! ' who were trying the case.
find stamp for which
Answer Aw, shucks.
For which please send youp
pamphlet on th eon re of the hair
and treatment oY dandruff.
Answer I have no such nainn-
let.
lu
fact I have nothing i,,.,-,, j
tlmt a slump ni' stamps will bring
on are cruel to get me all ex
cited and (hen Inrieet a postage
stamp on me. Readers who dosir-'
my advice about the cure of the
hair or the treatment of dandruff I
&ND WW MAKjGCrAENT WOW DO VoO SUPPOSE
rwS hotel. Could fail ? we -tor.m old mem
INTO CROOM1N& S&.G.IES TWEY COME ls WEGC
IM WWEEL-CWAlC CNO GO OUT OsJ ROLLEQ SKATES
. TMlo PLACE VS LIKE
JCorrH li IT TU, Baa Snu. Int.,
"OT?Kf!03T," TTfESTiAY, 'APKTL 17, 1928.
children. The vlco they want. ;
health depart-1 What Ih Your Type of 311na?
nw-iit is i OHpon- Vuu said uomethiu recently
hlhle bi'C-uuiiv of ' ubout the type of mind thut in,
the timidity and willing tu endure chronic rhinillM.'
vacillation that, I am not willing to endure It, lut
characlerlzt' 1 t n what is one lo do aljuut it? I have
policy in (U'ttllnKt tried various trt-atnn'nt without
with communi-! help. For the lut lew muntliH I
cahle dlHCUHc; and have simply ued u worthless nos
hecautje of tha trum). This soot hen hut does r.ut
etpiivocal attitude: remove the inflamed condition .
in u Kioping way. (
Ml(IHH.
(1) How long after you are ex
posed to mumps before you will
come down with them? (2) Should
anyone exposed to mumps still stay
around them? (3) How long after
a teacher has mumps should she
be teaching' school? Mrs. W. H.
Answer The incubation period
"i"'0 l'Udng from moment of,
rec-i,mM ,KtM1 iweci or iniecieu or
not. 1 should say a teacher may,
safely return to school three weeks
after the beginning of the illness. I
(Copyright, John F. Dllle Co.)
"(Jive me a color card, saltl
Miss lnwii I.ipplncitl. t'day. when
tli doctor told her .she'd have l'
have her tonsils iminted. I-'loiidy
tourists hain't worry. a' about I IT !
fountain o youth with plenty o'i
Scotch an' glu at So and $1 re
sK'ctlvel.v.
Communications
Answers Mr. Amtersmi, '
To I he Kditoi .
1' is so comforting to have a j
smart man like .Mr. Anderson tell :
us all how to vote. But some
of us, who are perhaps old-fashioned,
prefer to see our candidate
for a high and important office
free from the suspicion of com
mon thievery. And while J.I10
may be mere chicken feed to
m' Aimeison. n approximates
tne value ot several nogs, and U1
is my understanding that the j
stealing of one hog constitutes j
grand larceny. '
1 know nothing about Mr. ('ha- j
ney's attributes as a lawyer. 1
saw him In action only during;
the DeAntremont trial, and he j
But I am willing to accept, Mr.
Anderson's estimate. As I said at
the outlet Mr. Anderson is bright
ami knows all about lawyers and
"rat holes."
Mr. Anderson objects to Mr.
Chaney's indictment upon the tes-
liniouy of a wit ness of a person
whom he calls a rascal. IT would
appear that this so-called rascal
was a former undercover em
ployee of Mr. t'haney. and
sin-b ",,M deemed good enough
A SUBSTATIOM OF TWt WWJT
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WOKKIVCi Oil LOAFING.
A great man, lately inter
viewed, informs the uwe-atruck
multitude that he's In love with
toll: throughout the long and
gulden day, ul some fine task
he works uwuy, he burns the
midnight oil. He sleeps as lit
tle as he can, for slumber is
a Ions to man. It euts up prec
ious time; 'so many useful
things tu do, so many tri
umphs are in view, thut snor
ing Ih a crime. If one lit built
thut wuy no doubt this plun
is useful to the scout deter
mined to succeed; he may ac
complish muny thlngn, and
gain a wreuth and walk with
kings and earn much chicken
feed. It may be he'd accom
plish more if he would go to
bed and snore as other people
do; if he would Bleep eight
hours or nine his triumphs
might be doubly fine, and mul
tiplied by two. The great man
might be greater yet If he
would cease to plan and sweat
In search of fame or loot, and
sit beneath his banyan tree
and quaff a stoup of ginger
tea and smoko a long cheroot.
I like to do my dally task,
but when it's done I want to
bask In my large easy chair;
enjoy the comforts of my home,
and read a book and idly comb
the sandburs from my hair.
In union hours I'm not a shirk
but when it's time for qultiing
work I lay my swatter down;
I'd toil no more to gain a
throne, a sceptre or an extra
bene, or Win a world renown.
Perhaps the busy great men
think they can't afford to sleep
a wink, while they can keep
awake; hut they get state like
other wights who keep a-going
days and nights, and that's a
great mistake.
to furnish evidence upon which
other citizens wore disgraced and
deprived of their liberty, which
reminds me of the scriptural in
junction, "With .what measure
you mete to others, it shall be
measured to you again."
And now that Mr. Anderson
and Chancy have elected to try
their case in the newspapers, why
not have the grand jury likewlso
publish their report ? The tax
payers have been compelled to
foot the considerable expense for
this Investigation. Distinguished
and disinterested attorneys havu
been brought from abroad to in
vestigate public officers and pub
lic funds, and the taxpayers and
voters have a right to know
whether their money Is being cor
ruptty squandered or criminally
converted to private use.
Liet the grand jury say whether
It is a rat hole or a badger hole.
Remembering Bert's last cam
paign slogan "He treats 'em
rough" I suggest .a new one.
"Never mind the rat holes!"
MRS. J. U. LAVINGOOD.
To the Kditor:
OXK FIRST WORD A libel Is
sometimes committed, with no op
portunity for defense by the party
libeled, and this is put out in a
spirit of fair play.
Home days ago your paper car
ried. In Brisbane's "Today" col
umn, a story dealing with the sub
ject of a fighting horned toad
down in the desert in the vicin
ity of llodge, California. Now, Mr.
Brisbane is said lo be a most in
tellectual man, and Is reported to
be the highest salaried newspaper
writer in the world. So much for
that. in his modern fable he
made the statement that he came
Jn contact with a horned toad
that, according to the printed ver
sion, appeared to have tho com
bined fighting qualifications of
Oeronlnio. .lack Dempsey and
C. e n e Tu n n ey t o say nothing of
the cussed ness of Senator Heflin
of Alabama in his makeup. Mr.
Brisbane relates that the afore
mentioned toad bit at his boot,
uppercut, tackled in various ways
and assaulted him most terribly;
but'it is to be assumed that he
came out of tho encounter in
some way.
The writer has not made as
many trips across the country on
a certain well-known railroad as
Mr. Brisbane, but has lived in
Arizona. Nevada and Texas
which throe stales, If a censur
wero taken for the purpose, would
make a must creditable showing
as to the horned toad population.
And, having lived in those locali
ties, the writer has a desire to
state that !t Is news to read of a
belligerent horned toad. The worsi
akT-twct guys Got me wearin- tw
vjwisker& oft'm bqooms ft.n' scratchim'
MY BACK VaJIT' TRUNK LOCKS, PER TwENTV-
FIVE 8UCVC6 A VaJEEK
IN LIKE A WOODEN
Ai MUCW FUTURE AS
WE'5 SOTTA Stv.
" , , little! from Columbia county; action fotf
that can ba said of thU little 'mj- by
parly Is that he is a ,,worhm J judge J. A. Eakin affirmed,
fool." in the Salt Hirer valley. j K Uvuch Vs. M. K. Cooper
particularly, he puts in many,and Mrs M. F. Cooper, apuel
hours each night (not day) doing ; unla; apPeul from Multnumuh
a tuak that is worth hundreds of I t,0UItiy; bUit to foreclose mechun-
t ht-iiiiuinflfi
nf dollars ioeiwn i
presidential elections) to the
farmers who produce watermelons,
a nni.iiuin.cH and other g ro u n U
r-rmiM. if Mr. IJiisbane will lur-
nv in the direction of 1'hoenix.
Arizona, along in June or July; t.Ulun ror rehearing denied in
and hunt up Ned Cieighton (who u)((nil,n ,y Justice Coshuw.
spent quite a bit of time in Wash-j james A. Uuuglus, appellant, vs.
ington during territory days,L K jtUmelin and M. A. M.
boosting statehood for Aizona) j AnVi doing business as Ashley
and ask Ned to drive him out to.amJ 1umeim. aj.peal from Mult
ojie of the ranches about sunset ; no,nah county. l'etition for re
in the evening, he will be nl" i hearing denied in opinion by Jus
to observe hundreds of these , (lce CoHnoW,
, -fighting" toads at the tusk of, j.ime3 . Uurke vs. (J. W. Iar
delousing the blossoms and KroW-jtuy, appellant; appeal from Mull
ing plants, und thereby saving lhinomah county; action for dam
farmers the expense and trouble jug(is opinion by Justice lieun.
of doing the work by the spray , Jmlb,e Hubert Tucker affirmed,
route. He can, if he desires, pick yghio k. Tortora and Anna
up one of the little fellas, place j -rortom Vs. William Albert Wyatt,
hitn in his shirt pocket And carry amPiiant. and I. H. Jackson, do
him around without the slightest , feilijnt. Appeal from Benton
danger of gejting bitten; the worst j oounty. suit to enforce perform
the little party will do will be. if:linco of agreement to exchangu
he can, escape and go oacK wntlt
he belongs.
However, there Is a possibility
In regard to this one particular
"fighter." Way bank in other
centuries ( Hindu transmigration
stuff) this one toad (before tho
period of time when he. became
a toad) might have been a blood
brother of Gunga Din or Hum
Singh; and there Is also the re
mote possibility that newspaper's
of some kind were printed, and
thut his humble task was to ope
rate a. linotype machine, Mr,
Brisbane (in some form or an
other) may have been furnishing
a 'Today' column. And, seeing
the esteemed writer out on the
desert, it is possible he recognized
him, and remembering some of
that copy, saw a bunch of red, and
Hied to even up old scores. Jn
which case I am for tho toad.
ONE MST WORD If Mr.
Brisbane is as short on knowl
edge concerning, some of his sub
jects' as ho is' on horned 'tooda,
somebody is handing him a bonus.
W. F. RKCTOR.
Brisbane?s Today
(Continued from Page One)
Scientific facst and now sources
of wealth will, be explored. 4
Russia haa not shown much
energy since Poter the Great sent
expeditions to open mines in dis
tant parts of the empire.
Revolution is rough, but it does
j stir men's minds.
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The League of Nations statis
tical department says countries en
gaged in the big war had a total
population of 1.400,000,000 and that
war cost 37,000,000 human lives.
Ten million one hundred and
thirty-five thousand were killed In
the war. Births, on account of
fathers being; away, etc., dimin
ished by 20,850,000. "Spanish flu"
und other causes increased civilian
mortality by 6,010.000.
These frightful figures should
make peace permanent, but they
won't. All that hor or would be
forgotten in the first flaming up of
International hatred. The fighting
dog doesn't remember the wounds
of his last fight.
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American travelers buying Amer
ican cars of American make in
Kurope are compelled to pay duty
when they bring those cars Into
the United States. President Cool
idge is requested to stop that non
sense. If traveling A m c r i c a n s have
sense, enough to buy good Ameri
can cars abroad, instead of snob
bishly buying cars of European
make, for heaven's sake encourage
them. American labor is in those
cars. American manufacturers
have made the profit. What more
does tho tariff want?
A British woman, !ady Heath,
without saying much about it, cas
ually flies all by herself from
Kgypt to London. If Dido, queen
of Carthage, had enjoyed such fa
cilities, her story would have been
told differently.
Oregon Supreme
Court Decisions
SALEM, Ore.. April 17. Opin
ions handed down today by the
supreme court.
J. Ruble, appellant vs. 11. J.
Kirk wood, appeal from .M u It no
ma h county; action for damages
for alleged libel. Opinion by
Justice Hell. .Judge Walter
Evans affirmed.
Vincent Forrest, an infant.
IL.
by
Wlnnlfred Forrest, guardian, vs.
H. K. Turlay. appellant: ntpeal
By SOL HESS
AND IH TPS COME RAON&i
WORSE - AND TW JOB'S GOT
LAST WEDNESDAY
ME A RAISE - I'VE DECIDED
THAT FO(i HIM
a
, . Dei-ree ol juage t-
J. Iufty utnniu'U, witn inouiucu
tion in opinion by Justice Belt.
Uoyd li- Tunlnger, appellant,
. tir.niev and company, et al;
, flom Aiultnomuh county;
0f land. Opinion by Justice ftic
n..t.i- T...I.... ; 1? Kktnvvnrtll
ufflrmed.
I'caii Xlckson v. Oregon-American
Lumber company, appellant,
Wudhunm und company und S. J.
Dominlssee, defendant, and Carl
Dnvlnon, nppellnnt; appeal from
.Multnomah county; uction foiy
duniUBi's. Opinion by Justice Mc
nrldc. JudRo Louis P. Hewitt uf
flrmed. M. K. Burr vh. Yamhill county,
appellant: appeal from Marlon
county: decree of Judge I'ercy
It. Kelly ufflrmed In opinion by
the court.
A. K. Lucoy of Hood Wvcr ad
mit toil to bar on Iowa certificate.
William It. Haines of Los An
geles granted non-resident certifi
cate to practice law In Oregon.
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Get the Best
Mrs. Harriett R. Hopp
"It is quite a long time now since
I first used Dr. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery, said Mrs. Har
riet It. Hopp of 1730 ISutler Ave.,
Hawtell, Calif., "and so far as I
have been able to learn there has
never been a tonic introduced or
discovered to lie as good as it.
When I would be rundown and in
need of a general tonic the 'Golden
Medical Discovery' always did more
for me than I could reasonably ex
pect, had I noi been acquainted
with its merits. It is a pleasure
to me to fully subscribe to all Dr.
Pierce's claims for any and all of
his remedies."- .
All dealers. Tablets ot1 liquid.
Send 10c to Dr. Pierce's Invalids
Hotel in liuffalo, X. Y-, for trial
pkg. of tablets. "Write for free
advice.
Political Announcements
FOH SHIJIUFF
I am a candidate for the repub
lican nomination for sheriff, pri
mary May 18. CHAS. D. STACY.
May 17.
I am a candidate for republican
nomination for Sheriff at tho MaJ
primaries. I havo had experisncf
in both tax and criminal depart
ments and promise efficient ami
economical service.
May 17. OliO, ALDI5N.
COUNTY CIjKRK
I am a cnndldato for republican
nomination for county clerk; prom
ising personal attention, economy
and courtesy. G. R. CARTER,
May 17. Talent.
I am a candidate for the nomi
nation as County Clerk on the Ro
publican ticket.
May 17. A. J. CROSE.
I hereby announce my candidacf
for tho republican nomination fol
County Clerk.
CHESTER PARKER.
May 17.
I hereby announce my candldacj
for the Republican nomination fof
County Clerk for a second term.
DEULIA STEVENS MEYER.
May 11
SCHOOL SI rEUIXTKXDENT
X am a ciindiilute for the re
publican nomination for school
superintendent. V. A. DAVIS.
Meilford, May 17.
COUNTY OOMMISSIONEH
I am a candidate- for re-nomlna-tlon
on tho republican tlckot for
County Commissioner. If nomi
nated and elected I will continue
to do my best to give the people
an economical business adminis
tration. VICTOR BURSELL.
May IT
I am a candidate for the office
of county commissioner, subject to
tho will of the republican partv at
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